All language subtitles for Beverly.Hills.90210.S02E07.Camping.Trip.1080p.PMTP.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-iRMAS_track3_[eng]

[theme music playing]

[Brenda]
Brandon, you better give me

your toothbrush and stuff

if you want me
to pack them for you.

Yeah, I'll be right there!

I hope you're not finding
more stuff to take.

Your half of the bag
is already full.

[grunts]

- [Brenda] Brandon, are you okay?
- Yeah.

- [Brenda] What is that?
- It's my lucky hat.

I'm sorry Brandon, but that is
one nerdy-looking thing.

- Come on. I think it's cool.
- Well, maybe to a beaver.

Brandon, you've got to do
something about your friend.

- Who? Steve?
- Yes,

he's unpacking
Donna's suitcases.

He says she's exceeded
her luggage allowance!

Yeah, I'll see what I can do.

Why is Steve so uptight?

I mean there's more than enough
room for six people in that van.

Try seven. My mother's making
me bring David.

- David Silver David?
- Mm-hm.

- Are you serious?
- His dad and my mom

are going away for the weekend.

That does sound serious.

Yeah, so instead
of staying home alone,

he has to tag along with us.

Well, Kel,
it-it might not be so bad.

[chuckles] Yeah, he'll probably
videotape the whole trip for us.

Oh, right. Yosemite: The Movie.

Well, at least we can show
Dylan what he missed out on.

He's not coming?

No, since his mom
moved back from Hawaii,

he just doesn't want
to cut out on her.

He wants to make sure
she's all settled in.

Donna, nobody takes
shoulder pads on a camping trip!

[grunts]

Brandon, tell him
to give them back to me.

And she doesn't need
16 bags of makeup! Okay?

And Steve is not my father.
I can take...

- Donna, don't you understand...
- Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

Now, Donna,
Steve does have a good point.

- Thank you.
- You'll never wear

half this stuff,

and, as far as I'm concerned,

you never need makeup anyway.

- [smooching]
- Well... Thank you.

All right, now,
let's get going, all right?

We're gonna have a great time

once we get on the road.

[Steve] Yo, Dylan,
what's the rumpus?

- Hey, nice wheels...
- For a mobile home.

Yeah, she's got everything...

Four-wheel drive,

cruise control, removable seats.

[chuckles] If we had a john,
we could live in it.

Yeah. Send me a postcard, man.

Thanks for the bags.

Hey, Dylan.

Sorry you're not coming
with us, man.

Oh, it's probably better anyway.

My mom says that
my planetary alignment

is in severe disarray.

- Is that contagious?
- Yeah, it must be.

She's "gotta" go to
the desert this weekend.

I'm not invited.

So much for quality time
with Mom.

Are you okay with that?

Are you kidding?
Man, I am so sick

of her cosmic mumbo-jumbo.

So, Jones,
come with us. Come on.

I don't think so.

Wait, wait a second.

Just got a message
from my cosmic advisor.

Your planets
need aligning muy pronto

in the Yosemite Valley.
I swear it.

- I-I don't know.
- No. Hey, now,

the planets get very touchy
when you argue with them.

Since you put it that way, uh...

I gotta get my jacket.

Cool. I'll get you some gear.

Yo, Cap'n Steve,
make room for one more,

- McKay's coming with us.
- Oh, great.

I'll just rearrange
a few hundred bags.

Okay, be extra careful
on those steep hiking trails.

- We will.
- And be sure to head back

- to the camp well before dark.
- We will.

Make sure those boys
stay on top of you.

When you're hiking, that is.

Mom, don't worry.
Dylan's not even coming.

- Oh, yes, he is.
- He is? Since when?

Since now.
Here, open up this bag.

Brandon, it's too full.

Well, you don't want
Dylan to go naked, do you?

- Or do you?
- Let's just see what we can do.

[clearing throat]

Brandon, where is your sister
already?

If we don't leave soon,

we'll never make it to camp
before dark.

Steve, you gotta get over

this rush hour mentality
of yours.

I keep trying to tell you.

Think vacation. Think fun.

Think "Let's go."

I'll get it.

Need a hand?

Yes. I always knew you'd turn
out to be good for something.

Well, when you figure out
what it is, let me know.

You're very sensitive
these days.

[sighs]
Maybe I shouldn't be going.

You have to go.

Why do I "have" to go?

Because I just repacked
this whole thing for you.

Because I want you to go.

You won't feel a little weird
with me there?

Why should I feel weird?

I mean, this is a completely
platonic trip,

Separate cabins, boys and girls.

Listen, it'll do you good
to get away with some friends.

It'll be fun!

You know, you and your brother,
you're like...

twins or something.

[car horn honking]

I'm coming!

- Let's go.
- Yeah.

- All right.
- [grunts]

All right, all right,
everybody, listen up.

Brandon's got
a little announcement to make,

and then we are out of here.

C'mon. C'mon. Don't be shy.

All right, I know I don't have
to remind any of you

that school starts next week,

so let's get a little
National Park spirit going here

and focus in on the fact
that we're all young,

free, healthy, wealthy and wise,

and about to embark on probably

the most righteous journey
of our lives thus far.

- Let's get busy.
- [all whooping]

[upbeat music playing]

[David] ♪ 99 Bottles of Beer
On The Wall ♪

♪ 99 Bottles of Beer... ♪

[Brenda] David, not that one.

[David] How about...
"Yosemite, Here We Come"

[all] ♪ Right back
Where we started from ♪

♪ Where bowers of flowers
They bloom in the spring... ♪

[whooping, singing]

[thunder crashing]

[soft music playing]

So, anyone know
any good rain songs?

Look at that. Who in the world

would come here
for their honeymoon?

I don't know.
Maybe a duck or frog.

I can't believe you forgot
to check the weather report.

I didn't forget to check
the weather report.

I just didn't believe
the weather report.

God, I'm freezing.

I'd give you my coat,
but it's a little wet.

Well, if Mr. Good Samaritan
over there

hadn't had us stop to change
old Bozo's tire,

I think we would have been
through the Tioga Pass

before the Highway Patrol
closed the roads.

Hey, come on, guys.
This is a minor setback.

Remember, guys, we're on...

[all] Vacation.

[thunder crashing]

Okay, there is good news,
and there is bad news.

Good news, please.

The good news is,
there's one cabin left.

What's the bad news?

[water dripping]

Well, at least I negotiated
a reduced room rate.

You got what you paid for.

The accommodations,
though sparse,

have got an undeniably
rustic ambiance.

Turn that thing off already.

Hey, come on,
you guys. It's not that bad.

Yeah, if you don't mind
the smell of mildew.

There aren't enough beds.
Where are we all gonna sleep?

[Brandon] Hey,
we'll get it worked out.

We've all got our own
sleeping bags, remember?

Great. The floor is wet, though.

Um, maybe it'll dry
if we get a fire going.

Well, not with this wood.
It's soaked.

- I need a good hot bath.
- Don't count on it, Kelly.

- No tub?
- No hot water.

Oh, and be careful
of the toilet seat.

- It's got splinters.
- Oh, terrific.

Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

Over there. Over there.
A big spider.

- [sniffles] A big one.
- Okay... Sorry, Charlotte.

You are history.

I've had some, uh,
bad experience with spiders.

It's okay. I feel the exact
same way about rodents.

Maybe there's some bug spray
under the counter.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. That's it.

You guys are right.
This place is terrible.

What's the matter, Bren?

Mousetrap under the sink.

- Empty or full?
- [Andrea] Empty.

But the cheese was... nibbled.

Oh, my God.

Then what's the problem,
Bren? There's no mouse.

Look, guys.

I'm gonna go get
some dry firewood.

I think a fire
will warm this place up.

As soon as I change my clothes.

Especially my shoes.

Bren, where are my hiking boots?

By the bed.

[water dripping]

Where?

By... my bed.

In my room, in our house,

where I really sort of wish
I was right now.

You left my hiking boots
by your bed?

My perfectly broken in,
dry hiking boots, by your bed?

So now I have to climb
up Half Dome in sopping wet

slippery tennis shoes

because you left
my hiking boots by your bed?

[tense music playing]

[thunder rumbling]

- [sighs]
- I just have one question.

- What's that?
- Are we having fun yet?

[chuckles]

[thunder crashing]

[water dripping]

Ugh. Soggy sandwiches.

- Ugh, soggy muffins.
- Soggy cheese balls.

Well, at least we're consistent.

I wish they had a TV Guide here.

But, Donna, there's no TV.

I know, but I'd just like
to know what I'm missing.

What I'm missing is music.

I can't believe
nobody brought a CD player.

Oh! I almost forgot.

All right. Donna comes
through in the clutch.

And you were hassling her
about bringing too much luggage.

Ah. Ta-da. [giggles]

That's only good
for one person, Donna.

Well, we could take turns.

That's stupid.

Not as stupid as driving

hundreds of miles
through a rainstorm.

- Hey, where you going, man?
- Beer run.

I'm gonna liven up this joint.

- Steve, forget it.
- Brandon, come on.

Hey, don't look at me, partner.

- My drinking days are over.
- Dylan?

[Brenda]
You know he doesn't drink.

Why are you trying to tempt him?

Excuse me.
I can answer for myself.

[tense music playing]

[sighs] Not this time, man.

- I'll go.
- What would your dad say?

Hey, leave him alone.

Not everybody in this party's
gotta be a deadbeat.

You know,
you guys make a perfect pair,

Mutt and Jeff.

[scoffs] You know,
you say you don't want any now,

but when I break
out the six-packs...

you'll all be
begging for a brewski.

If you can get any.

Which really isn't likely.

If I say I'll deliver,
I'll deliver.

Let's go.

[grunts] I'll go, too.

[Brenda] Donna!

For, uh, the ride.

Don't encourage him, all right.

[clears throat]
There's, uh, there's something

I need to get while we're out.

Like what?

Yeah, like what?

Uh, uh...

A feminine product, okay?

Is everyone happy now?

Hey, it's too bad
you guys can't get me

a new pair of hiking boots
while you're at it.

Look, it was an oversight,
and I said I was sorry.

What about my lucky hat?
Was that an oversight, too?

How did you expect me
to fit everything in

when you had me pack
all those extra clothes for...

[sighs] Hey, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have come.

That way you'd have your lucky
charm instead of a cosmic jinx.

[door open and closes]

[dramatic music playing]

Dylan, where are you going?

To get a soda,
if you don't mind.

Look, what I said
about the clothes,

- I didn't mean it.
- Okay, forget it.

And, listen, about the beer,

why did you say "Not this time"?

What are you, my mother?

I'm worried about you,
that's all.

Oh, well,

you are definitely
not my mother.

Look, if we're going
to salvage this weekend,

all of us need to mellow
out a little bit, including you.

I just don't feel like being
the life of the party, okay?

That's okay. Just try
not to be the death of it.

[clears throat]

- Hi.
- Hi.

This is going to sound like
I'm asking for spare change,

but do you by any chance
have an extra quarter?

- Uh, sure.
- Thank you.

[chuckles] Thanks a lot.

You aren't by any chance
on your honeymoon, are you?

Not too obvious, huh?

[Brenda] Yeah, we saw your car.

Oh, Neil,
you didn't have to do that.

Oh, yes, I did.

- I missed you.
- [chuckles]

- [clears throat]
- Oh, um,

do you have a quarter, sweetheart?

I had to borrow one from...
What's your name?

Brenda. And this is Dylan.

I'm Alison
and this is my husband, Neil.

You like the sound of that,
honey? My husband Neil.

[Neil] Music to my ears.

Let's go back to our cabin
and you can sing it to me.

Nice meeting you, Brenda.

- [grunts]
- Hey, uh,

aren't you guys bummed
that you got stuck here?

Oh, yeah.

Aren't you bummed, honey?

Devastated.

[soft music playing]

[cricket chirping]

What a jerk!

Who does this country hick
think he is?

I think he said
he was the owner.

Oh, yeah? Well, he doesn't know

diddly about running a business.

Why else wouldn't he sell me
a six-pack

at twice the price?

Because you're underage.

Time for plan B. The front man.

Excuse me, folks, uh,

I was wondering if maybe
you could help me out of a jam.

They'll never go for it.

They're, like, grandparents.

- Steve knows what he's doing.
- Mm-hm.

- That was quick.
- We're in.

How?

Well, I just turned on
the charm.

Told them you can
keep the change from the 50.

[chuckles]

[soft music playing]

Do you have any sevens?

Go fish.

Picked a seven.
That's another book.

No, no, no, move that log over.

No, the-the one in front.

Andrea, I know how to build
a fire, all right?

Well, so far, I don't see any.

[Andrea] Why-Why don't you add
some newspaper?

Andrea, please!

How many fires have
you built in your lifetime?

I've built a fire before,
Brandon.

Well, I've built many fires,
possibly hundreds of fires.

- [Andrea] Well, excuse me.
- Probably thousands of fires.

The problem is
we don't have any dry wood.

Well, young fire starter,
why don't you go get some

from the newlyweds next door.
I mean, they have plenty.

Well, why didn't you say so?

Come on.

You can't just barge in
on someone on their honeymoon.

We're not gonna barge.
We'll knock first.

- Brandon...
- If we don't get some heat here,

we're all gonna die
from hypothermia.

[upbeat music playing]

- [rain pattering]
- [sighs]

[knocking on door]

Uh, hi.

Sorry, we don't
mean to bother you...

On this night of all nights.

But, uh, do you have
any dry firewood

you could spare?

Well, you know...

Oh, sure, come on in.

Oh.

Thanks.

Well, looks like
you got the deluxe cabin.

I bet you even
have hot water, huh?

Neil was just
about to make a toast.

- Will you join us?
- Oh, honey, I...

Well, uh, we-we really
don't want to intrude.

Oh, you poor things.

How about some hot chocolate?

Oh, babe, I...

Cheers.

[soft music playing]

[engine rumbling]

Hey, Steve, isn't
that your couple over there?

David, they haven't
come out yet.

We've been here the whole time.

Maybe they snuck out the back?

[lock clicks]

[engine revving]

Hey! Where the hell
are you going?

You got my $50!

[thunder crashing]

[Alison] So even though we knew
each other in high school,

we were just friends...
Acquaintances, really.

But when I bumped
into Neil in Cambridge...

You went to Harvard?

Oh, B.U.

Alison's the brain, not me.

Stop, I am not.

Anyway, something clicked,

and we knew we were
meant to be together.

No doubts, huh?
No sneaking little feelings

you were making
a heinous mistake?

- Brandon!
- What?

No, I understand what he means.

How can you be sure
it'll last forever?

- You can't.
- Just got to go

with your gut instinct,
what feels right.

- Don't you think so, honey?
- Absolutely.

[chuckles]
Maybe we should demonstrate.

[Alison] Honey!

Can I get you
some more hot chocolate?

Uh, no, actually,
we're expected back next door.

[Alison giggling]

Oh, right, right.

[giggling]

Uh, thanks for the wood...

- [door closes]
- [Steve] I swear,

it was like they were
con artists or something.

And you were
the innocent victim, right?

Hey, man, I hate to say
I told you so, but...

No, hey, go ahead, I'm a jerk.

Ah, come on.
I wouldn't go that far.

I would.

I even forgot to get food.

And it's okay.

I'm developing a taste

for soggy cheese puffs.

Man, I can't wait till I'm 21.

Why? So you can buy beer?
Big deal.

[David] Don't you wish
you were older?

Sometimes,
but I'm really not in a rush

to be out on my own anymore.

[Steve] Well, it's gotta be
better than where we're at now.

Yeah, everyone saying
you can't do something

'cause you're too young.

Or you can't dance in this club.

Or you can't watch this movie.

Can't vote in an election,

even though you might know

more about it than your parents.

Who don't vote anyway.

Well, my parents vote.

Yeah, but they're different.

Very different.

They... They're the exception.

It's like they've discovered
the meaning of life.

And what is the meaning of life,
O Cosmic Steve?

I haven't got a clue.

You said it.

Oh, like you do.

Yeah.

It's love.

[Steve laughing] Yeah, love.

Love makes the world go round, right?

She's right.

Well, I can't prove it
empirically,

but, I don't know, there seems
to be a heightened awareness

experienced by people
in love that...

that transcends
the physical plane. [chuckles]

But it won't buy you dinner
when you're hungry.

So what are you trying to say,

that life is just about money?

Survival.

That's it. Getting by.

How romantic.

Love just gets in the way.

It confuses people,

makes them scattered.

I don't think those newlyweds
next door would agree.

I mean, they seemed
pretty focused to me.

[Steve chuckles]

Yeah, focused
on a horizontal plane.

- [all laugh]
- You're so immature.

No, wait, wait,
Andrea, so what's your point?

If you're not in love
you're somewhat a lesser specie?

Look, all she's trying to say
is that Alison and Neil

are able to tune out
the rain and the cold

and be at one with each other.

And each and every one of us
would be lucky

if we could find
someone like that to rely on.

[knocking on door]

Excuse me.

[Andrea] Alison! What's wrong?

Is something wrong with Neil?

Yes! He's a stupid idiot!

[Alison sniffling]

I don't want to impose, but...

do you guys have room
for one more in here tonight?

[thunder crashes]

[clears throat]

[thunder rumbling]

[rain pattering]

Divorce? Don't you think
that's a little drastic?

Maybe you're right.
We'll get an annulment.

Oh, God.

[Andrea] Does Neil feel
the same way?

Who cares?
He's a fool and I hate his guts.

Ah, the transcendence of love
has again been transcended.

So much for your theory, ladies.

[Andrea] Alison, I...

I don't understand.
I mean what went wrong?

The bastard got me pregnant.

So? He married you, didn't he?

Steve, shut up.

[Alison] I didn't know
I was pregnant before last week.

I was planning
to tell him tonight,

until I found out

he doesn't ever want
to have children.

This is great.
We don't even need a TV.

We have Days of Our Lives
right here in the flesh.

Well, actually,
it's a little more like

Young and the Restless.

[knocking on door]

[sighs]

Hi, is uh,
my wife here, by any chance?

[with Cuban accent]
Oh, hello, Ricky, come on in.

Lucy is talking to Ethel
right over there...

- babalu.
- Alison... Alison.

Excuse me,
I have to use the restroom.

What did I do?

Man's eternal question.

[David] You don't know?

We were just talking and boom,

She blew up on me.
You would've thought I told her

that I'd just slept with
her best friend or something.

No, it's not that at all.
You see, she's upset because...

David, I think we should let
Alison discuss this with him.

Discuss what with him?

It's, uh, kind of personal.

- So she told you guys?
- [water flushing]

I gotta get this on film.

Oh... [groans]

I don't get it.
I just, I don't get this.

Well, whatever you do,
don't go begging forgiveness.

I hate to see
a grown man grovel.

Why should I?
I didn't do anything wrong.

Absolutely.
So stick to your guns.

I agree. You gotta hang
tough on this one, buddy.

Brandon, how can you say that?

- You know what the problem is.
- That's exactly my point,

how come we know and he doesn't?

- Really.
- So obviously there is a small

communication breakdown
on her side, don't you think?

Oh, Alison, honey,
can we go now, please?

Will someone please tell him

that he can go
whenever he likes.

- Aw, come on, Allie.
- Don't you think

it would be better
to talk things out?

[Neil] Thank you.

[Alison] I think
you said it all before.

What? What did I say,
and why are you making me

do this in front
of a bunch of strangers?

Why not? You're as much
a stranger to me as they are.

[David] I'm sorry. Could you
guys get a bit closer together?

I can't seem to get
you both in the shot.

Do you mind?!

Excuse me.

Allie, honey,
at the risk of sounding

like a sexist pig,
I have to ask,

is it that time of the month?

[grunts]

- [door closes]
- Look, Neil, uh,

considering
Alison's frame of mind,

I think
that you should let her stay

where she is for the time being.

Great. Now I'm getting marital
counseling from the teenagers.

Great, there he goes

with that
you're-too-young mentality.

It never fails.

[Neil]
What do you know about it?

Have you ever
been married before?

No, but a lot of us have been
through a divorce.

Two divorces.

And a trial separation.

And since we've been through it,
we can tell you, it's no fun.

[Neil] Well, hey,
I don't want a divorce.

Tell it to her if she ever
comes out of the bathroom again.

Take a seat.

- [thunder rumbling]
- [sighs]

So, anybody know
any good divorce songs?

What?
Are all your parents divorced?

Well, no, mine aren't, but...

Mine are. His are. His are.

Hers aren't;
theirs aren't; and his are.

Uh-huh.

I can hardly remember
what it's like

to have my mom and dad

both living in the same house.

How old were you
when they split up?

I was three and a half.

I was five.

How old were you, Dylan?
About six, right?

So? No big deal.
I mean it's better to split up

than spend the rest
of your life fighting.

[Kelly] Well,
it was a big deal to me.

When I was young, I can remember

whenever I'd meet a new friend
whose parents were divorced,

I'd always think,
"Hey, she's a nice girl.

It's not her fault
that her dad moved out."

I guess
I kind of reassured myself

- that it wasn't my fault.
- [Steve] I know.

I used to think that
if I hadn't made too much noise

so early in the morning,

maybe things
could've been different.

Well, I know I didn't cause
my parents to split up.

I could see it coming.

That's because you were 14.

No, it's because my dad
became a jerk.

David, it's not that simple.

Well, you know what they say,
it takes two to tangle.

It's "tango."
"It takes two to tango."

[David] Uh, my mom was pretty
patient with him,

but she started
getting tired of waiting

for his mid-life crisis to end.

Hey, guys, I know divorce
is no picnic for kids,

but we don't have any kids

and we don't plan
on having any either.

See? There you go.

Is that what this is all about?

Honey, you want kids?

Alison, you told me they
didn't fit into your lifestyle.

I was single then.

You told me your firm
didn't look kindly

on associates
who took maternity leave.

So? I can find another firm.

You told me you loved kids.

Yeah... other people's.

[Alison]
But you're always raving

about your nieces
and your nephews.

Whom I love very much,

particularly
when they all go home.

Does that suddenly
make me a bad person?

[Alison] No.

It just makes you
a bad father... to-be.

Honey...

Are you kidding me?

- Oh, my God.
- [thunder crashes]

I don't see him jumping for joy.

Alison, honey,

you told me that you weren't
able to get pregnant.

Apparently a misdiagnosis.

- Oh, my God!
- I've had it. Enough.

I mean, if you guys want to sit
around here and play Dear Abby,

knock yourselves out,
I'm history.

Neil, you don't mind
if I use your cabin, do you,

since you're not really gonna
be needing it at the moment?

Oh, yeah, of course, fine.

[dramatic music playing]

What is the matter with Dylan?
He is so antisocial.

Well, we're not exactly
having a party.

[door opens]

Mind if I join you?

[sighs]
I don't know why you'd want to.

Dylan, what's wrong with you?

I've never seen you like this.

I'm just not into psychodrama.

It's not my scene.

How awful to fight
on your wedding night.

Serves 'em right for getting
married in the first place.

Just because your parents
didn't make it together

doesn't mean that
every couple is doomed.

Yeah, right. Whatever you say.

I know you're having
a hard time, but...

But what?

What do you know, Bren?

You got a nice home,
a secure family.

My mom is a loony tune

and my dad is in jail,
for God's sake.

I know. I can't even imagine
how that must feel.

[Dylan] That's right. You can't.

You can't even imagine it.

So who are you
to come down on me

about my negative attitude?

Dylan,

I know you got a bum deal,

but can't you look at
what you have that is good?

Like what?

Like your friends.

Brandon loves you. All the guys
think that you're totally cool.

I mean, every girl I know
would love to go out with you.

Every girl but one.

I thought we both decided

that it would be
better to see other people.

Yeah, better for you.

Can't you just accept the fact

that I care about you
and that I want to help you

and stop twisting it around?

Oh, I forgot. You care about me,

but I'm just too intense.

[door opens]

Hi, guys. We're back.

And still married.

So, you guys
worked everything out, huh?

- [door closes]
- Yeah, see, we both feel...

Now stop me
if I'm wrong, honey...

That even though we
didn't plan on having children,

well, we've got nine months
for the idea

to "grow" on us, so to speak.

[Alison] I'm already getting
used to it.

Hopefully, by then,
Neil will be, too.

What if he isn't?

Oh, I probably will be.

But you don't know, Neil.

Well, then that'll
just be our problem, won't it?

No, it'll be
that kid's problem...

Who didn't ask to be born
in the first place.

- Dylan...
- Dylan, nobody asks

- to be born.
- [Dylan] That's right.

That's why you better make sure
you want this baby,

or else give it
to someone who does.

You know you're
making a lot of assumptions

for someone who
doesn't even know us.

I know what it's like to grow up

being constantly reminded
that you are a mistake...

And if you're not prepared
to love that baby or give it up,

you might as well
have an abortion right now.

Dylan, stop it.

Fine. It's stopped.

[door closes]

[tense music playing]

[grunting]

How was the honeymoon suite?

I don't want to talk about it.

Hey, Bren is everything okay?
Where's Dylan?

He stalked off.

He'll be okay.

The van's open.
He can sleep in there.

[tense music playing]

[howling in distance]

[dramatic music playing]

[soft music playing]

Yo, McKay!

- [banging]
- Rise and shine, Jones.

[birds chirping]

[tense music playing]

Morning.

Morning.

Did you sleep last night?

Not a whole lot.

How about you?

I slept great.

I guess you needed
to be alone, huh?

I guess I needed a drink.

Found 'em
in the honeymoon cabin.

[birds chirping]

A drink drink.

- [sighs] Oh, man.
- [sighs]

I got mine, though.

Puked my guts out.

From these little bottles?

It wasn't the alcohol, man.

It was everything.

[birds chirping]

But you were clean for so long.

Yeah, so chalk it up

to the ever-growing list
of failures, huh?

[birds chirping]

So, how you feeling now?

Now?

Yeah, now.

Now that the sun
is shining again

and the air smells fresh
and the birdies are chirping.

Now I feel...

okay.

Just okay?

You made it through last night,
didn't you?

I'm still here.

You battled your demons,
man, and you won.

I didn't win, Brandon.

Okay,
so we'll call it a tie, then.

But you got to stop
beating yourself up.

So who do I beat up?

My dad? My mom?

I know
it's a real sore spot for you,

- but...
- [sighs]

...your mom really let you down
this weekend, didn't she?

It's so damn old, man.

It's an old story with me.
I should've seen it coming.

I should never have
let my guard down.

You ever tell her how you feel?

At this point,
what good would it do?

I don't know. I mean...

I'm not a shrink, but...

it seems to me that your
parents should be helping you.

Supporting you,
loving you... That's their job.

I just got to stop
expecting anything.

It's better to know
where you stand.

Well, I know where
you're standing now, bud.

You're standing next to me,
and I think we should take

advantage of the situation,
go find ourselves

a trail and take a hike

through this righteously
beautiful countryside.

What do you say?

[David]
It's a brand-new morning

here at Huck-a-Muck Lodge,

and as you can see,
some campers tend to be

less bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed than others.

We've heard
tell of some wild boar

living in these parts.

Give me a break, okay?

Oh, isn't it a little early
for this, David?

David, get out!

Haven't you people
ever heard of cinema verite?

[blows nose]

Steve, what are you doing?

Leave me alone.

He's clearing his sinuses,
or so he claims.

- It's true.
- I am starving.

- Let's order room service.
- Oh, that'd be great.

I'll have bacon and eggs
and French toast

and a basket of sweet rolls.

Oh! Make it two.

- Why am I eating this?
- Well, Brenda,

I think there's some cheese
left in the mousetrap.

Ha-ha-ha.

[birds chirping]

God, it's gorgeous out.

[birds chirping]

Where's Brandon?

I don't know. Where's the van?

- [crickets chirping]
- [birds squawking]

[laughs]

[Brandon]
Yeah! Now, this is more like it.

- Feel better?
- I don't know what it is, man.

Sometimes I just lose faith
in myself, you know?

Yep.

[water ripples]

Ow! Ow! Ow!

You all right, man?

Yeah. It's okay.

Come on. Let's go.

I wish I had my hiking boots.

Whew!

[mellow music playing]

[exhales]

Let's go up
to the peak up there.

The view's got to be incredible.

Yeah.

You know, it's like sometimes
I try to imagine my future,

and I just can't see anything.

I try not to look too far ahead.

You know what they say,
"The future is now."

Man, this is beautiful!

- Whoa!
- Brandon!

Whoa!

- [grunts]
- [Dylan] Brandon!

[dramatic music playing]

[grunts]

[Dylan] Brandon!

Where you at, man?

Answer me!

- [grunts]
- Brandon!

Dylan, get back, man.
The ledge is gonna go.

All right, man... grab my hand.

I can't, man. I can't let go.

[Brandon grunts]

[Dylan] Come on, man.
Just grab it. Let's go.

You got to try.

Come on.

[grunts]

[Dylan] Don't look down.

Don't look down.

Look up here. Right here.

Come on.

[panting]

Come on.

[panting]

[Dylan] That's it.
Stretch, damn it.

Come on.

[tense music playing]

- [Brandon grunting]
- All right, come on...

[both panting, grunting]

Come on...

[grunts]

Okay, buddy, just a little more.

[dramatic music playing]

[panting]

You all right, man?

Yeah, sure. Solid as a rock.

- [chuckles]
- Yeah, tell me about it.

[groans]

Man, I thought my number was up.

Apparently not, thank God.

[panting]

[birds chirping]

Thank you.

You're filthy. You know that?

Yeah, I know.
Can't take me anywhere.

[both laugh]

[sighs]

- Any message?
- They haven't called the office.

They said there've
been some rock slides

in the area because of the rain.

But they're probably fine.

Right?

Yeah, well,
if they don't get here soon,

I think I'm gonna die
from malnutrition.

[car horn honks]

All right! Here they are.

The van doesn't have
a scratch on it.

[birds chirping]

Where have you guys been?

Did you guys get in an accident?

Were you mugged?

Did you get any food?

- What's going on?
- All of the above,

and none of the above.

Brandon, what happened?

Nothing...
we were just hanging out.

You lost a shoe.

Well, at least
I still have my foot.

Two feet, and... two arms.

True. Two arms.

[both] And a head.

But what...

I'll explain it
to you later, okay?

Hey, guys, come on.
What do you say

we get out of here already, huh?

Let's go. Let's go.

Uh, Dylan...

- I...
- I know.

Listen, about last night...

No, hey, forget it.

Although you did have me
scared for a little while there.

Yeah, me, too, babe, me, too.

But I knew you'd be okay
since Brandon was with you.

Yeah.

[soft music playing]

[exhales]

Hey.

I'm sorry if I freaked
you guys out last night.

No. Don't apologize, really.

You gave us a lot
to think about.

Good luck with your baby,
and, um...

Hey, if it's a boy,
you could name it Dylan.

[chuckles]

Well, he'd be
in some good company.

Take it easy.

Have a safe trip.

Well, we are jammin' now.

Yosemite, here we come!

Oh, we're stopping
for breakfast first, right?

- Absolutely.
- Good.

Otherwise,
I was gonna eat this van.

You guys,
this is finally starting

to feel like a vacation, huh?

Yeah, well, it started
off rocky there at first,

but whenever you leave L.A.,
it takes a few days to unwind.

Hmm, not for me.

[sighs]

Hey.

You okay?

Yeah.

Actually, I'm incredibly okay.

Come here. Mm!

[upbeat music playing]

All right, you guys,

let's grab
those bags and dangle.

- What?
- Dangle?

- Dangle?
- How about a little of this?

- Dangle it is!
- [all shouting]

[theme music playing]