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My life is a blast.

I'm loving it all. And who knows how long this will last.

I'm having a ball. I'm running the show.

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Well, f**k them. F**k you.

You need to stop letting people treat you like s**t.

Take control of your life.

What would you do if this was what you really wanted to do?

Kill myself. That's funny. Use it, but not too much.

Remember, you're living in a rent-free unit,

which in this economy, it's f*****g insane.

It's the law Buildings over 20

units need a live-in manager.

Selena, listen to me. It's Serena.

Your goal in life is full occupancy. Hmm. This dumb full,

You could maybe offer some perks, like, uh,

free cable and wifi.

Oh, maybe like a gym. Yes.

Yes. That's a great idea.

How about we turn your apartment into a gym?

I'm a f*****g genius. What?

Yeah, because then we'd only have 19 units

and no need for a living manager.

Now you need to get back to work. I need to get to Aspen.

Hmm. Hey kid,

remember to smile more.

Oh. Unless I forget.

Rent's going up because of this socialist council

that we have, it's only a measly 3%.

I'm telling you, this city, it's killing us. Landlords.

It's killing us.

It just dropped off the wall.

This building's falling apart.

It's probably the heat, It's the neglect.

And there's a leak in the lobby.

That's on my to-do list. Are

You only here one day a week?

Seven. I live underneath you.

So how come? S**t never gets to done.

Hey, place where? What's this? Should read it.

Only read audio books

for Mr.

Rossmore. Would you mind please turning up?

'cause it's so f*****g cool.

Don't show me to be Hold, hold, hold, hold for Amber Crease.

Hi. Drinking. It's almost wine o'clock for your mom.

Not my fault. She's with a friend. Rent crease.

Are you kidding me? I had quite a day.

How about you? I spine

A CEO had another one dressed up as a oodle.

And my last guy had a Moria Adams,

Do you wanna do your music lesson here later?

Or my place here? Bring pizza. Okay. S**t.

Moore's raising rent. Oh, ignore him. Lady Lash know.

Thanks. It's sunny consolation. He wants to throw me out.

This is my not surprised face.

I'm tracking this chip company out of Taiwan.

It's unbelievable.

George,

You in there?

Hey.

Hi. Sorry. I, um,

I can't smoke in our apartment, the baby.

That's okay. I come in this apartment

because the acoustics are so good.

How's she doing?

She's great. But, uh, next level exhausting.

I sometimes here through the ac I was one of those babies.

My mom used to play lullabies on this guitar,

hoping I would fall asleep.

Music will save you. I live in hope.

I should borrow it and play or something.

Mm. Literally sits

on a velvet cushion and a display case

Kind of special, huh?

Yep. If the building's on fire,

it's the one thing you say sort of thing.

Exactly.

Uh oh. That's her worried cry.

She has a diaper cry, a hungry cry. And this.

Where the f**k are you crying?

The f*****g.

Are you okay? Do I look okay? Yeah.

You gotta clean this up. Oh no. Did you get water on you?

I slipped. I could have torn my ACL.

I'm gonna get right on this. Don't let this happen again.

Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

Listen, something came up and I after go to Vegas

For work, I wondered if you could just check

in on Molly while I'm gone.

She's fine on her own,

but she still has a dam cast on her leg.

Text me if there's a problem.

George.

George, Are you here

Smell

George?

Ah,

It's COVID b******t again.

Good News is I never had any contact with him.

Hi.

Uh, yeah. I need an appointment with Dr. Becker, please.

Um, yeah, strangely enough, it is very urgent.

Hey, uh, what's going on, ma'am?

We're gonna need you to keep your distance.

It's not airborne, but just to be safe,

this building is now under federal quarantine.

Anyone breaks the seal. It's a year in jail. You understand?

Looks like you're gonna have to sit tight for a bit.

What you mean? Like same side

Until we've analyzed the body. At least

You can't make me do that.

Actually, this says we can't for the next 48 hours. Nobody

Gets in. Nobody

gets out.

You should get that fixed, miss.

It's a health hazard

walking down.

What's going On? Are these locked?

Police have sealed the building.

What? I can't believe this. This is b******t.

I'm reading that. Yeah.

And if you had a law degree, you might understand it.

Dude. The police locked us in. You can't do that.

We have rights. Rights, right?

This revokes, those rights under Section 360 1

of the Public Health Service Act.

Wow. Hey, we're under federal quarantine.

All windows and doors must remain closed. Or we go to jail.

Call the Landlord. He's in Aspen. He's not answering.

We're not getting out of here until they figure out

what killed the dude in 1 0 1.

So what'd he look like? What do you mean professor?

Sad sack? What were the

Symptoms? How do I know I'm

not a doctor?

Obviously. Did he have lesions or things on his skin?

He looked dead. Dead. How was he? Marty?

Overdose. Heart attack. So he side,

did he blow his brains out?

Was the body in one piece? How did he look?

He looked like he'd been dead a long time.

He looked like he was rotting disease.

Knew it a hundred percent. Monkey pox.

Like from a monkey bike. S**t could

be all over the building by now. We could be breathing it.

No, they said it's not airborne. Still,

It's probably safer if we all stay in our

own apartments. Right?

Right, right.

The worst person for this or any job.

The hardest thing about working in a service industry,

you learn how much people suck.

I literally cannot remember the

last time I did anything. Right.

I like that song you wrote. My clock is ticking.

Shell crow didn't make it until she was 32.

Blondie was 34. We all get a moment.

The trick is to grab it when it arrives.

Just to be clear, this isn't a moment, right?

Oh, no. Definitely not. You know what?

I find me Sister bars open 24.

Yo. Yo. You know what's going on, right?

Read your text. Do you want me to sit with you? Why?

I had a mom who went away too for work,

and I spent a lot of time on my own.

It would've been nice to have someone there sometimes.

Are you sick? No. Have you been tested?

Nobody's been tested because

they don't know what to test for. I'm

Probably better off alone.

Gotta go. Sorry.

Yeah. I need you to call the Infectious Disease Center.

Find out what the f**k is happening in my building.

They're telling us nothing.

The dead guy was A-U-C-L-A professor.

Just back from some f*****g Ebola zone.

This is the idc, your building to cover federal.

What are you planning to do today? To pass the time

The laptop needs a new graphics card to process you

and my other girls properly.

The way Brenda's lips is, you know, off

Sounds complicated.

You wouldn't understand Girls like it when you

explain things to us.

It is very sexy.

Not interest in what you like. Tell me a story.

I've memorized over 7,000 books,

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

All quiet on the western front animal farm and of green.

Tell me a story about your sorority friends.

Go get naked and

F**k.

I have told you that story about a hundred times spider.

Oh, okay. That's new. It is hot.

Me and my sorority friends stay home and drink alcohol.

We are having a lot of fun. We dance and start to sweat.

We are very hot until we become naked.

Then I feel a tickle on my leg. I am excited.

Then I see it is a spider. I like it.

So I let the spider climb up my leg,

and when it gets on top of it,

Shut up

The Indians. Ronaldo,

about those sorority friends.

Yo. Yo, yo. What's up team?

Time for Brad's awesome art stream from quarantine. DMZ. Yo.

So this one is for auction. We go in night

Though.

President zero one.

He thinks the King of England is a tyrant,

but who's the one keeping 300 slaves?

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You looking awesome. Is this a masterpiece or what? Oh,

peace up.

Bid up. Oh, there's a lot of love in the building today.

Oh, we got people from Spain, Barcelona, Madrid,

apple, Espan.

See? Oh. Oh.

I'm glad it moves you, bro. Art, it's emotion.

Great.

What?

Oh my God.

Ah,

What the,

Hmm?

Bradley.

Oh God.

Oh s**t. I know.

We're sorry. All lines are temporarily unavailable.

Please try again later.

Your wifi go down. Yeah. I was in the middle of a zoom.

Yeah, landlines and cell phones are down too.

All comms in and out of the building. Shut down.

What do you think that means? They

Don't want us talking to anyone on the outside

Because This is more serious than we thought.

What The f**k is going on with the lights?

It's water leaking into the

Electrical room. Oh, another perfect

day at Zo Palms.

I'm gonna dry it out. But you just need to know.

No, you need to stop back the f**k away. Yeah.

You can't be up here a hundred percent. You're infected.

It's not a virus. What? It's great. Big poisonous spiders.

I've seen what they can do. I've seen it on Bradley.

Why do we ask him? He's dead.

I saw it crawl out of his eye. Oh,

No. No. This

is good.

If it's not a virus that they have

to open the doors, let us out. Right? I tried,

But the cops wouldn't do it. We

need to get a message to the IDC. We can't.

The phone's in wifi are down. I know. That's why I'm here.

He's a tech genius. Can you figure it out?

Wait a

cop, Fernando.

No. That's disgusting. Same as Bradley Spiders.

Don't do that. That's like a f*****g shark attack.

It, it, it's my fault. I I,

I put the spider in there with him.

If you caught one up here,

that means they're on every floor.

They're everywhere. So

where the f**k did it go

Oh my God. It's fun. It's

Not normal, right?

Thanks. F**k it. Can't climb blast.

Try to attack me. What do we do?

Okay, we need a plan.

We should start by warning all tenants.

Each of us gets a floor and we bang on every door.

And if we,

Where Are you going? Opening

the front doors? Obviously

The cops won't listen to a janitor.

Okay. Just use the stairs.

Are you in or are you out? I'm telling you,

there's something wrong with the

electricity. I don't think it's safe to. I'll

Survive.

Oops.

Great. Do something.

I I try my best.

That's it. That's your best

Emergency. Lighting

should be good for an hour or so.

Hey, what's with the power?

Stay in your apartment. It's dark in there.

Keep away from spiders. Spiders.

Come on. What is she f*****g deaf?

Serena,

come on.

I need that drink. Okay? Hmm. Grab Bradley.

The guy in 1 0 4 is dead.

The virus hits that fast.

It's not viral. It's spiders.

Poisonous, aggressive, nasty looking, man.

Eating spiders. Two

Cocktails. Make that sentence

sound far less ridiculous than it

should. How big?

Not like the size of a dog or a car.

It's somehow scary than a big, silly monster, isn't it?

'cause you dunno where it's hiding.

Oh my God. He's my best paying customer.

You should get him out. Oh, no. Don't worry.

He can't hear you. And I can't let him out

because it's against house rules.

Trust me. He's loving every minute of

It.

What's happening?

Is that a termite tent? They're stealing the building.

You think they know? I have to warn Molly.

Wait, hold on a minute. You can't go anywhere unarmed.

Hold on. Bingo. Great

Flashlight.

Thank you.

Well, this might turn into a triple martini event.

I am living my best life.

Everything is wonderful.

Life loves me.

I'm safe.

I am protected.

When I,

I embrace the future.

I'm,

I have no fear.

I

Molly Down here.

I'm guessing it wasn't a virus.

I'm living my best life.

Everything is wonderful.

Life loves me.

I am

when I

Stay really still.

S**t.

Okay. Okay. We're gonna make a move. Get inside the shower.

Do we do get in here? It's okay.

We're safe. We're not safe or stuck.

Hitting the doors is having zero effect in them.

Opening again. How is crying in the corner working out?

I'm not crying. You will be. You're the type.

It's no smoking. I care a lot.

You'll trigger the smoke alarms good.

We get saved by the fire department.

The alarms are probably screwed like the rest of

How long till someone figures out we're trapped here.

Not long. Mom says that.

I ask her, how long will you be gone? She says, not long.

It's always long.

It's tough being a single mom.

Sometimes you just need to get away.

Being, being your own space.

So you didn't hate your mom for leaving you on your own.

What choice does she have? She had to pay the bills.

She, she tried her best. Just like your mom does.

I guess. She gave you the cool guitar.

She did.

They look disgusting.

Don't worry. They can't climb glass.

Good.

I am pretty sure the elevators are required by law

to have some kind of a trap door.

An escape hatch. Right.

Come on. Boost me. What? I'm getting out.

There's a door. I have to get hired. I'm crying.

Okay. Got it.

Christ. Close it. Close it.

They're on the roof.

Oh Jesus.

Don't touch me.

Look, you're so f****d.

Close it.

I close it.

You said they can't do that.

Get up. Okay. Get up. Get up.

Stay clear of the yellow gel. It's like super glue.

We realized it wasn't the virus when we analyzed the body.

Your side confirmed it was deadly. Spiders,

We have to get you out.

Do Not touch. Only way to break free is

to rip your own skin off. Set the countdown.

You're gonna poison them. These gas bombs are extremely

toxic and corrosive.

If you breathe it, you're dead.

You'll exit through the main lobby doors one at a time.

My team is gonna process and disinfect you.

You got that? Wait,

I don't wanna go without you.

Wait. Okay. It's fine. Okay. Just trust me.

Everything is gonna, there's one

in, oh my god.

There's one in her hair.

Relax yourself. Yeah,

Do something. Make it easy.

What? What do you Right?

Just, just stand there. Keep calm.

Relax it. Calm down. Away. I just shoot it.

We can't, my God.

You're gonna be okay. Oh my God. I dunno. It hurts.

I think we have time to stop the venom.

The paramedics are outside. Go ahead.

I'll fall right behind you.

Okay. Bring resident custody being brought.

I told you one at a time.

They've gotta make certain checks.

F**k. Copy that. They found spiders on it.

What? I've been ordered to trigger the countdown,

But there's still people inside. We

Sent a tech up to get other survivors,

but we lost communication.

I'm afraid the whole top four has been overrun.

But You don't know for sure

If they get out and breed.

We'll all be at risk. I have to trigger the countdown.

It's the only way we can be safe.

This Is my

Ma'am, you have to move.

Hey, s**t.

Thank God you're alive. We gotta evacuate now.

Okay. Show's over.

Okay.

Have you two met? Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Whoa.

You said you were going To Yeah. Aspen as Penn.

Hey, this is, this is a huge breach of contract.

Yeah. So is your tenants getting killed by deadly spiders?

You what? The city's about

to guess this whole place down with poison. You're

Like, hell, they are not without my

say so. I own this place.

Tell that to the spiders. The f**k

Are you talking about?

I'm gonna need that trigger back right now. Not

Until everyone left in the building is safe. Who the

F**k is this guy?

I already checked you three. Are everyone left now?

Let's move a clear path and walk you guys out.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Heisenberg. Come on man.

Seriously a spider.

Don't you think you're making a big deal outta nada? That

Spider spike causes paralysis in under minute.

Death follows soon after.

Then it liquefies your flesh to make you easier to be eaten.

And there's not one spider.

There's thousands of them. Any more questions?

Yeah. Where's my f*****g hazmat suit?

F**k. Get the f**k off. Stop. Get the f**k off my help.

Give or take the f**k off my help.

Ah, you b***h.

Let's go. Heck,

Kelly.

Kelly. What the f**k?

We need to keeping breathing. I'll go get help. Oh my God.

What do I, what do I do? I don't know what to do. Okay.

Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Just keep breathing.

Say, I'm here. I'm here.

F**k him. I'm taking f*****g suit.

Life isn't about being nice and making friends.

It's about survival. Now you think about that

and all the s****y choices you made with yours.

Wish me luck.

Come on. You got this. They can't bite you.

You f*****g win a life. Think of your safe place.

Think of the box sand.

F**k. Another vacant unit.

Ah,

f**k you, Esther.

Oh, f**k

Yes.

F**k.

Come on. Your big red f**k.

No glass, no mask. Just me.

Come.

Hey. Okay,

We're gonna get you out. Okay?

We're gonna get you out. We

Saved a baby.

Saved the world. Quite a moment.

You're having poor thing.

Smore was right. Life is all about survival

and having a flame thrower.

Oh, clear. Yeah. No poison. Oh, such a relief.

Just the eggs. What? The spider laid eggs in my neck.

Ew. That's disgusting. Yeah, but it's all cleaned out now.

She's good. And we will never mention this again.

Deal, deal, deal. Cafeteria stands there. Who's hungry?

Molly, do you want a quick bite? Not funny.