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Kept you waiting!

HinaAi's started! They're the energetic Hinatazaka!

You're going simple, huh

Couldn't come up with anything

They just 'yay'-ed

What'll we do today, Kasuga-san?

Hinatazaka Member's Fantasy Future History Ep. 3!

Three, huh

A number of members had fantasized about their history in the future

Kasuga picked some of time table made by the members that he finds interesting

Last time we did this was 3 years ago

We'll favor 4th gens that watched this segment midnight 3 years ago (lol)

When we're Hiragana?

Did you watch it, 4th gens?

I bet you didn't

I don't think they did

Last time, in Kanemura's time table, Kasuga just had his affair

Caught going out with another woman after proposing to Kumi-san

and the Panda skit with Kawata was 3 years ago too

That was 3 years ago!?

Oh! I remember that one!

So it was the same day...

Future fantasy tragedy

That was in one recording?

It was this segment

It was a long day -Yeah

What dangers will come up today!?

It's time for Fantasy Future History!

First up...

Ushio-kun!

It'll be Ushishi

It's already interesting

Rising the hurdle to the moon

Stop it! Don't oversell me

I'm ready

We're counting on you

Well then, here is my Fantasy Mys... Future History

This wheel bee a good ep

Here it is!

I've thought it out

Ok. First, when I'm 25

Hinatazaka46's song got nationwide famous and was used in ____

Can you tell what goes in the blank?

Yes, it'll be really famous

National anthem

Not that far, not yet

Kimi(gayo) shika katan

Since it's nationwide...

But you're on the right track. -Really?

You'll get to national anthem at some point???

Ok, Aya-chan

Textbook

Textbook, huh... You're getting closer!

You're getting there

Ok, Takeuchi

Wakabayashi spartan training starts

You can do it!

Larger bathhouses

Niceee, what a striking debut

Pure and striking debut

You'd get nationwide famous if you got to larger bathhouses

As the BGM for bathhouses?

I'm sure you've participated in it

Participate? Oh! I know!

Nibu-chan!

I bet it's that! Warm up exercise song?

It's a bit close

You mean radio taiso

-Ah, yes that

Kasuga

G1 derby fanfare

Wrong! The answer is..

Don't go by me just like that!

You just made things awkward

It gets used in sports festivals

It'll be that famous nationwide

It's one of my dream, actually

Like Koisurufortunecookie

Onigiri dance

I've thought of another food that represents Japan

"Hey...." *Light bulb shines*

Ushio eureka

"We have that member!!"

Osushi! So how about osushi dance?

I've come up with the moves

Let's see the osushi dance that will unquestionably get popular in sports festivals

Music, start!

We're Hinatazaka46!

Osushi~

Isn't that onigiri!?

I've seen this before!!

Isn't sushi good?

I've seen this before

Sushi's delicious

It's the same!

You have to support me!

I've seen this

I've come up with this

Well done on copying others!

What do you say?

Just ask Sasshi for permission

Need permission

I'm so sorry, Sashihara-san

Hoping for osushi dance to buzz next year...

Next will be when I'm 2..8!

Hinatazaka46 will open a theme park

Hinata Dream Land! As for the entry fee...

Adults: 460 JPY, 1 coin

So cheap!

Children: 46 JPY, also 1 coin

It's cheap

Also, for the silver-haired...

Why'd you look at me!?

Elderly symbol

They get to enter free of charge

You count as silver

Hinata Dream Land will be a theme park packed with attractions based on members' quirk

Higashimura-san's Kasuke, Kanemura-san's Kane-Zanmai and Morimoto-san's Sleep-like-a-log seminar

The members will work all day as staff...!

I want Kasuga-san to be the director

From 6 AM?

You'll get hourly wage

Hired director

The director gets paid hourly?

Yes, it'll be 2,500 JPY/hour

I think it's quite a good rate for such a nice position

10 hours/day, huh?

From 6:00~16:00

I have to be more jobless then...

Leaving stardom early?

I got to be there from 6AM?

For all time until 4PM?

Yes, you have to be on standby

4 years after opening a theme park, Ushio will go on a journey somewhere for her dream...

I wonder what?

I actually mean this one, not only as a fantasy

"Actually"? So the rest was...

It was all a lie?

No! I don't mean it like that

You actually mean this one?

I mean all of this

You say it when we're off stage?

I do

I got it

Can I answer?

Aurora

Aurora, huh

I'll go on a journey to find aurora my lifelong dream

You'd say "I wanna see aurora..."

I don't say it like that!

Saying it to yourself?

Everyday...

You're exaggerating there!

The moment she enters the room?

When she enters and leaves

She's lying. She should be arrested!

Hyper mega blow-up crime

I'm telling the truth. -You're arrested!

After moving to Canada in search of aurora

She'll open a cafe when she's 35, named Little Town on the Prairie Sa-ri-na

Here's the thing, it'll make ____ popular

Please guess what goes in the blank

Indonesia goods?

Close!

Close?

I think you'll get it

Guiro?

Mysterious instrument

Not that way!

Cobek

The other way!

Mysterious mortar

Modama?

Lucky beans

You almost got it! Aya-chan

Gamelan

You're forgetting something. I bet you know, Kyonko

I don't remember for real

Besties pact broken

No wayyy

What's it?

It's...

Nacchostick!

It'll become popular!

Ah, yeah! That!

What was it again?

It's to purify evil spirits...

Shady product

So if you do it like this...

Something just flew!?

Decreasing its effect?

Is that alright?

The bell flew so far. -Sorry!

Since it's been so long...

After gaining attention of the world with her nachhostick...

40 y/o

I finally get called by ___

Finally! I've been waiting for it since forever

I think I got it

UFO

Close!

Something like UFO?

Close!

You're getting there!

FBI?

Correct!

Wow, she got it

Finally! -I just remember, somehow

LoveMeDo-sensei said...

Ah, yeah, he did

That I might be called by the FBI

We might have an abrupt goodbye, so...

Fantasy USA-coming

I've prepared like a goodbye speech and all

After piling up experience here...

You'll help with the investigation?

Yes, of course

Not to be investigated?

No!!

Nacchostick = dangerous idea?

I'll help! With this

After becoming a renowned competent FBI investigator

When I'm 48

With my little sister & brother, the 3 of us will start Sarisac

Parody of Kojisac, a YouTuber

The name sounds familiar...

Why don't start now?

No! It's not such a trivial thing

Let's have a simulation of Sarisac livestream with Nibu and Kasuga!

Hello! I'm Sarisac

I'm Nibusac

I'm Bigsac

#FlopSiblings first upload

Today we will play this BOOM BOOM BALLOON!

It's this, this one here

You have to stick in deeper the nacchostick times a number you get from casting a dice

The one who pops the balloon loses

I'll start

Bet you'll get a 6, sis, you're getting a 6

Stop that!

It's 3

Here I go

This is so scary! I'll go!

That's quite deep for 1!

You went 2 levels there!

Clumsy big sis lol

You went 2

Nibusac's turn

You're getting a 6!

It's 5!

A big number!

Oh no

I'll start from here...

What a huge reaction

I think that was 3!

Totally!

Next I'll go here, I guess

It's gonna pop soon!?

Is it?

Fearless

4! I did it

I did 5

I'm gonna get a 1

Get 6!!

It's a 6!!

I got a 6...

I got 6, y'all

Cosmetic YouTuber?

Huh? It's not gonna pop?

Too wimpy

His face...

He shows such a face each time

This is gonna be long

Big sis' turn

Um.. How long is this video going to be?

Got videobombed!!

Who!??

Who are you!?

Warrant a report?

Things happen

This will have 8 comments

Get banned lol

So few...

Very well then, let's get back on track and move onto Yamaguchi's dream future timeline next!

And here's my dream future timeline!

First is at 19 y.o

"To be a butt of the joke..."

Huh?

Scwewed it up?

OH... WAIT...?

We didn't hear anything!

You didn't hear that, right?

Presently, they're pretending to go along with it

It's OK, we couldn't catch it from here!

"From _____ chara"

"into a ____ senior"

Oh this is so hard actually! -I wonder!

What is it? -Which chara again?

OK, Takeuchi

"To be a butt of the joke chara..."

... and so she heard

Charade falling apart

"... that is a Kasuga-kind of senior"

Horrifying

The world of Kirarincho

The first blank is

"To be a butt of the joke chara..."

So cool! -Cool, right? Now what kind of senior?

Morimoto-san?

A veteran senior?

That, really?! -Aw, I don't know!

Like what, Moriwaki Kenji?

t/n: comedian; he's a great senior to Wakabayashi (and many) but he's also known for his bullied senior chara

The answer is

"...that is also a good senpai

I want to be a good senior

A rather crude goal

To me, there are three aspects into being a good senior

First is, "approachable to talk to"

Second,

"to be able to back up their juniors"

And the third,

"dependable"

Those are the three aspects making it up

As for the members presently seniors now

Someone like, Nibu Akari-san?

Pioneering butt-of-the-joke-senior

You want to be a senior like Nibu-chan

Yes, I...

I kinda had an inkling

I had an inkling that the answer to the "good senior" might be Nibu-senpai

Oy, I'm gettin' giddy!

t/n: based on Dragon Ball Goku's "Oy, I'm gettin' excited! (Ora, waku-waku suruzzo)" catchphrase

And you REALLY had to cut in

Though that's slightly off from what I imagined

Conceited Senior kill count: 1

Slightly off, huh

Next, at 20 y.o

"Became the protagonist in the horror movie, '_____, Right?'"

What do you think is it?

Hinano

"No Phones, amiright?"

Yoshi Ikuzo: The Movie?

t/n: Yoshi Ikuzo's gag-y song, "Orera Tokyo sa igunda" started out with lyrics like "Kuruma mo nee (No cars, amiright)"

Guess that makes sense to an extent

I'd watch that

If it gets realized, I doubt it will

The answer is

"It's Fun, Right?"

That does feel scary, if anything!

The cast are the four 3rd gens

A story about us four going into a haunted place

"It's Fun, Right?", right

And later, Yamaguchi, who then skyrocketed in popularity thanks to the horror film...

In 2027, she will team up for a main variety show with Kasuga called "Kasu-Yo"

And now as a simulation run for it, they will roll a dice to decide which topic to try out with!

I'll roll the dice now

Yes, please -One, two

It says "2"

"Member that you've lately been interested with"

Kasuga ToSHYaki

I see, the member I've been interested with lately...

I see, hmmm...

He's grinning...

He's cooking up something IDK...

Morimoto-kun, I guess?

Nominated

Sounds like he's pretty serious about it

GACHIkoi, hajimemashita?

t/n: gachikoi -> serious love between fan and their favorite; koi, hajimemashite -> song by Okada Yukiko

Before the balance in #TeamKasuga topples further, let's return to the timeline

The aforementioned Kasu-Yo then will be a wrap as Kasuga tries his hand on broadways

Then at 31 y.o, Yamaguchi switched lane into coaching a boys baseball team

And then...

At 51 y.o

"Becoming a granny who goes around parks to do ____"

Going from park to park?

Nibu-san

Kinda like, a granny who makes rounds hyping the park up

Like, a granny who would go "I know right!" "You know your stuff!" at others

That's one creepy granny

Like, the park owner?

That's a close guess

It's close enough

It does get people hyped up

Rig-huh, I was right about hyping people up? -Yeah it does make things more hyped up

Can I go straight for the answer? -Yes

A granny who makes rounds to greet people there!

ANOTHER creepy granny

Was it correct?

It's not

If anything that's the creepiest one yet

Konoka-san?

Granny who measures temperatures?

Maybe she got it right

I'll reveal the correct answer

To be a granny who go to parks to do street paper theaters

Oh, but it does sound like it could gather a crowd

Trends come around, right?

So I want to try going around doing street paper theaters

And it looks like Yamaguchi has prepared a story to tell, so might as well perform it now!

Foreshadowed

Today's story is

Something perfect for the autumn...

That is, "It's Fun, Right?"

Now now, shall we begin...?

That's so cool!

"The four of us are a group of friends since back in university"

"We came by the city's haunted spot..."

"The abandoned, demolished site of Kasu General Hospital"

Scary...

""Mikuni, those things will actually appear in places like this, right...?""

""No way, you know it's totally bogus, the guy's still alive, even""

""It's gonna be finano, finano""

Nanothing scary about it nano

"Whoah!"

""Cut it out already, Marii-chan...""

Mareepy's creepy pranks

""Keep doing that and they will come out for sure!""

"And with that, the party of four continued to make their way through the hospital..."

"And then..."

"Suddenly, it feels as if the temperature drops"

"How scary... how scary..."

Random Inagawa drop

"The four of us then arrive in front of a room that appears to be an operating room"

""Let's do a rock-paper-scissors, loser has to get into this operating room""

""Sounds good!""

"Though I have a bad feeling about this..."

"But it's settled that the one of us four who loses has to get inside"

""Rock, paper, scissors!""

"And it's Marii-chan's loss"

Death flag?

""Make sure to scream when you find any""

"And after being told that, Marii then enters the operating room"

"And right there and then..."

The world of Umezu Kazuo

t/n: famous horror manga author in the 60's-90's, among his works are "Watashi wa shingo" and "The Drifting Classroom"

"Suddenly, the room to the operating room closed off"

"With Marii trapped in there, suddenly..."

"Turururu..."

E for Effort sound effect

""Oh man, it's just my phone... stop scaring my life outta me...""

""Probably just those three, right?""

"And when Marii answers the call"

""It's fun, right? It's all fun to you, right?""

"There's nothing fun about this"

""Anyway, just open the door, will you?""

"(Clack)"

"And the moment Marii opens the door"

OH THAT SHOCKED ME...

Some unknown dude appears

""It's fun, right?""

Who's that?

"And standing there, is the ghost of..."

"... me"

t/n: famous ending narration of Ashita no Joe; "...my fire roars up so bright and hot, and then, all that remains is pure white ash..."

All that remains, pure white ash?

I wanna do this in parks

The Midwinter Grand Adventure at 51 y.o

For now please practice the tone delivery from other scary paper theaters...

The last dream future timeline for today is Hamagishi's!

My ideal history in the future

Age 21,

"Catch the industry's attention with my instagram bio being 'I love Gyoza' "

"My nickname would be Nation's _____"

What you think it'd be?

I want Kyoko-san to get it correct

A test of Friendship

What is it...?

How about 'The gyoza instagrammer?'

That's her nickname?

I think Nibu-chan might get it -Seriously?

Gimme a moment, the Nation's...

Hamagun rapid fire

'Nation's.. your favorite gyoza filling...' I don't know

Try something other than gyoza

Don't record me-!

Nation's

Gyoza Princess

Oh

Saitokyoko, you should've guessed it

I've never heard of it

Bestie new info

5 years later, she invented something revolutionary!?

But I hope everyone knows this

You invented a bathtub that let you finish your bath in a second

Close!

Completely wrong but close

Same concept?

Which is it then?

You invented a person who can do your make-up in an instant

The world of Terranigma?

An incredible makeup artist?

That's so close!

What an invention...

To invent a hat which dries your hair in a moment

Almost there, its "To invent

A hairdryer which

Dries off your hair in a moment

The name of the product is

'Happy Dryer'

Something a gyaru would come up with

Sounds cute~

You didn't put in anything 'Hamagishi' in it

It would be going at about 70k JPY each

What an incredible hairdryer -Sounds affordable

Could appear on 'The Dawn of Gaia'

t/n: it is a documentary show about economics

An upcoming gyaru start up company to watch out

When I turn 30...

I'll go to see this particular thing with Kumi-san

Bruno Mars?

I know the answer

You know it, Mei?

It's that, right?

Will she get it correct again?

Mei-chan on the roll

Amazing!

A sea otter named Mei-chan

That's really close!

Oh that!

Did you get it?

Dugong!

Correct!

A female dugong, the only dugong in Japanese aquarium.

That's right! "Go to see Serena the dugong with Kumi-san"

I had always wanted to go with Kumi-san but

She invited Kawata Hina and they went together

Getting a headstart with Dugong

After I told her that I wanted to go too

She casually said that we can go together -I was being serious

I might turn 30 at this rate

It's gonna take TEN YEARS?

A promise for our thirties

I thought that we might be able to go in ten years

Next is at age 33

I got immersed in ____ with Kumi-san

This has Kumi-san again...

I got immersed in ____ with Kumi-san

I've mentioned this before

Is it alright for me to guess it correctly?

Is it alright for me to be correct?

Just do it

You may

Sauna?

You got the first syllabus correct

Just the first character

It's not sauna? -It starts with sa!

Saya?

Nope, we legit talked about this before

It's airsoft

Oh yeah! We did!

You forgot?

Sad.. We always talked about this...

You did? But Captain's like that...

A problem arises in Hamagishi's awaited airsoft game!?

Let's have a rehearsal for Hamagishi who never tried airsoft!

They will try to bring down a pile of cans protected by shield-wielding Kasuga

However! Like in kankeri, if they got their name called by Kasuga, they'll be out of the game

There will be 5 gunners, also 3 dummies to mix things up

Time for the airsoft rehearsal to begin!

Can they bring down the cans without getting caught by Kasuga!?

They're all ready

Let's begin, you got 5 min

Ready.... Start!

I can see you

Huh? A mask?

Can change as she pleases

She's wearing a mask!

Huh? Ouch!

Got shot by a miss

It hurt! It's quite fast!

It packs a punch. -It does!

I think they got 3 people there

Who is it?

Ouch!!

Ow!!!

Expert at getting shot

It hurt? -Yeah

Like getting flicked

Ouch!!

Who was that?

Hamagishi-kun! I saw you there!

Hamagishi OUT

You have to out everyone

Who's that wearing a mask???

Deceiving Kasuga for life

You little...

OucH!!

Critical hit

It hit him right on the butt

Watch it!

The cans are still standing

They are

It's hard to make it fall

Wow! Nice job

Here D.D. Sniper Takeuchi shot a spectacular hit!

Different Dimension

Who shot from the back just now!?

Who's it!?

Dummy shield tactic

4.. 4th gen-er!

He has to call them by name

You've to say her name

30 seconds left

Captain!

Captain! Captain, Hamagishi-kun, and 4th gen-er..

Who the heck???

2 of 4th gen-ers!

Hey!! Captain!!!

Kumi ignoring the rules

There are 3 gen 4s!

You have to say their name

Who's this girl wearing the mask???

10 seconds left

I can't tell if you hide your face

4... 3... 2... 1..

Time's up

3 cans left

and Kasuga-san couldn't name all of them

It's a draw

Lamest battle of the century

After this..!

Kasuga makes the 4th gens sad!?

Try naming at least one of them

Can he do it??

Higuchi

Angryncho

Wrong...

This must be saddening

The one in the center?

She has an unusual name!

She has a rare family name...

Komatsubara

Too unusual

Komatsubara is ranked as 1,512th most common Shogenji is at 42,436th place Only 50 people estimated to have this name

Higuchi, Komatsubara

and Yamagami

Higuchi, Komatsubara and Yamagami, huh

Shimizu Rio

Shogenji Yoko

Takeuchi Kirari

Please remember their name until next time we meet

Yeah... Since I didn't memorize their name this time...

Fair point