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The direction of cinema allows aujourd & apos; hui, customers smoking, drinking and masturbating. Enjoy the movie!

This independent film n & apos; would never have happened without the support of generous patrons.

For Jorge Timm (1947 - 2012)

I do not know what these things rotten in Ilha Redonda

But be careful

Offal all the zombies who try to cross the river ,

Must protect our families.

I will ask the Police & apos; send an inspector.

Hello.

Can I use your phone?

Yes.

Hurry.

Yes, I'm fast.

Hello, Operator...

Get me the police.

Sheriff, Américo to & apos; s device.

J & apos; calls to report

The presence of zombies in Ilha Redonda.

Yes, undead!

It is certainly human, like you and me

Who returned to the life and attacking the living

And devour their flesh.

Yes, j & apos; trying to contain in Ilha Redonda

But send reinforcements.

I know that what I say is & apos; s absurd air

But to send & apos; s help, s & apos; please.

D & apos; agreement.

You likewise.

What's new?

It does not happen much here.

Just a few deaths.

C & apos; is true.

Brazil 1987

Qu & apos; do c & apos; is this? And these dead there?

These are my men, I found them dead in the river.

And the police? And the priest?

The police were informed and the priest arrived.

Américo, good,

So you m & apos; hast called these poor souls must be Catholic.

Yes, father.

Bishop! J & apos; was ordered yesterday.

Yes, Monseigeur.

We are the descendants of & apos; Italian community.

Here we are all Catholics.

Thank God, in this world dominated by the evangelists

Few remaining sheep flock in our that decrease sadly.

Tuck them.

Help me.

My son,

Give me a cachaça.

With the blessing of God...

Right now.

My friend...

C & apos; is the village of Ilha Redonda?

Yes.

I'm from the police and j & apos; investigating a call

Reporting a suspected case of zombies.

Do c & apos; true?

You are really the police?

Yes.

I Chibamar Bronx

A private detective

Helping the police

And solves the most intriguing and complex case...

C & apos; was it?

Everyone stays here

I am the only one authorized to investigate here.

Drop this time you take care of body

They ooze, c & apos; is very strange.

I'm going back.

Hi, my pretty, you have wine?

No, no, sorry.

So you m & apos; you taking?

As it says in the Scriptures:

"When n & apos; there is more room in hell, the dead return on Earth."

And I bar & apos; s here!

J & apos; I saved my skin.

A glass that & apos; do we know?

I t & apos; takes because you & apos; s have requested original way.

Otherwise, you would still be there.

Warning!

Shit, what moron!

It is screwed. I do not know about you, my pretty,

But I do not want m & apos; explain to the police. We better leave.

You're right, I start t & apos; love you * t & apos; call how?

Klaus, and you, my pretty?

Yoko.

Ok, Yoko, we better go.

Nilda, darling,

I t & apos; got the season Pampa Club.

Remember? What manly gauchos and rich people.

I don & apos; go on.

Why?

I can not stand this poverty I do not want to suck

Big and ugly guys. I don & apos; go on.

What poverty?

Look at this fucking house!

- Look poverty. - What fucking house?

Take a chimarrão.

I'm leaving.

Where?

I don & apos; go on.

You want to return to this small country house ?

My God! You make me nervous.

Listen, fag, it will be my last show.

What next? Qu & apos; do you do?

- Enough! - Anonymous Redevenir?

Tired of this life sucking big and ugly dudes

And these horrible shows in nightclubs.

Honey, you're stupid, you do not see that I t & apos; has the fame, success and prestige.

The fame, success and prestige?

Fuck you, fagot!

Watch where you m & apos; have taken.

Look at this fucking house!

C & apos; is luxurious.

I'm going from & apos; here.

Honey, you were born slut

Bitch and you will be up & apos; to death!

J & apos; met a sailor who will give me a life of luxury and wealth.

Bitch!

It is rich and honest. It will give me a new life.

Swatter!

Bitch!

Grosse swatter!

Bitch!

Miserable swatter!

Bitch!

Swatter!

Bitch!

Swatter!

Bitch!

Swatter!

Poor...

- Swatter. - Bitch!

Swatter!

Bitch!

Swatter!

Bitch!

C & apos; s disgusting...

Swatter!

Take that!

I'm serious. I go, poof!

C & apos; is very strange.

Why do men always make me evil?

Why do men, even fags, can not love?

But you know what?

I'm going to end this damn life & apos; obedience to men, starting aujourd & apos; hui.

From & apos; aujourd & apos; hui, I will be the woman & apos; one man

My beautiful, charming and rich marine.

Qu & apos; do c & apos; is? It looks like a of those old hanging out at the club

Looking for pipes to 1 dollar!

Shit, that n & apos; is not an old... C & apos; is... Looks like a demon!

Qu & apos; is this happening, pastor? Qu & apos; is what happens, God?

These are demons sent by the Kingdom of salvation

As a test for us to prove, again

We are obedient sheep that will save the Earth

Who will save the kingdom of this world,

And all we have to do to save the world ,

C & apos; is pray, we must pray and sing, sing and pray !

This is another pastor!

Run, run, run, run! Run, run!

Jump here, jump, jump, jump!

There pastor, a barrier!

Open, open, Jesus! Save us!

C & apos; is open, open, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus, c & apos; is open!

C & apos; is this shit?

Stop!

I warn you, stop, j & apos; have the license to kill!

I can not believe that j & apos; forgot the bullets.

Shit!

My God!

Jesus, Jesus!

Pray! Pray!

Finish for you!

Jesus, your lightning will melt these demons!

Jesus, lamp lightning on those demons!

Jesus, my God!

Go. Let's get out.

You m & apos; have sent angels!

Quick, there, go!

Let's go! Run! Run!

Quick, go, go! Easy, boy, calm.

At & apos; help with & apos; help with & apos; assistance to & apos; s help!

Between, quick!

Klaus, checks s & apos; it is alive.

Ok, just because you have helped us.

Quick!

You okay?

Yes, it will. I owe you a drink.

Get out & apos; s here!

Américo, c & apos; is good to see you alive!

This n & apos; is not easy for these zombies m & apos; catch, I know everything here.

I know how m & apos; after these bastards.

Suicide, open the door!

Quick, opens the door, man! I am Chibamar, c & apos; is the police!

Open the door & apos; s love of God!

Enter! Come in !

Suicide, my friend, thank you.

Américo, c & apos; not go away, huh?

Qu & apos; is this happening?

I do not know, those people began to appear yesterday.

I know two people who have been transformed. I do not understand.

People of our community.

Some citizens.

Why this shit falls on me,

Just the week when I start doing of & apos; s money with my new church.

These bullshit ruin everything!

C & apos; is absurd! Work of the devil!

Damnation!

This girl is naked, have to find him clothes!

J & apos; have clothes in this bag.

It is well served by the hostess.

Chibamar, the owner is my friend, Suicide.

Shit, c & apos; is a sacred brothel!

So, take a line of coke?

América, I will consider these zombies through the window.

C & apos; is a good idea.

At least we're safe now.

Yes, everyone is out of danger

Steel door, skylights windows

Our only problem is that & apos; n & apos it; there is no food, no & apos; s drinking water and not & apos; s arms.

If you're thirsty, there's beer in the fridge.

C & apos; is good, huh?

Incredible!

C & apos; is disgusting! But these zombies are fascinating.

I do not know where these decaying zombies appeared,

But the others are people in our community who have been infected.

I do not really know what to say to & apos; s moment

But I think people in your community were infected

Radioactive mate ..

J & apos; am almost sure, because all the people here that

J & apos; saw them being infected drank chimarrão.

Now the dead are brought back to life by something

Beyond our understanding.

C & apos; is logical, I n & apos; have not had chimarrão recently

I know Suicide n & apos; by not drinking, and these people

In the basement n & apos; not the profile chimarrão drinkers.

C & apos; is true. All & apos; s time, j & apos; saw a mate plantation

Which used a very strange fertilizer.

The barrels were scattered on the plantation had the

Nuclear and also that of "Cronenberg companies."

I begin to make the connection.

You understand?

C & apos; is logical,

"Cronenberg companies" grows mate here

And we have exposed this week tonne from their mate.

You understand?

It becomes complicated. I better go & apos; here

Soon as possible.

Américo, who are these people?

I don & apos; know.

I'll investigate.

What situation shit!

We're screwed!

C & apos; True...

Who are you?

- Fuck you! - Yeah, fuck you deep!

What pain in the ass!

And you, how did you get here?

We went to a church when one of those horrible

Things appeared on the road, I & apos; have crushed the car left in barrels

Completely burned, everyone died, with & apos; help of God, I & apos; have saved

My dear sister from the clutches of those horrible things and we got there,

C & apos; was terrible, c & apos; was terrible!

C & apos; was really terrible... Let me talk to others.

Klaus, bastard, give me a beer!

Look, if j & apos; had a gun right now, I would get rid quick zombies.

Tomorrow they will have ants in the mouth!

Chibamar, we can do it with machetes and sharp objects.

J & apos; have machetes in the kitchen, but the house was open ,

Must be filled with zombies now.

I better stay here see what happens.

Why stay here?

You want to go, tough guy?

No, but I can send these two morons.

You go talk to them?

Course.

Good idea.

The smart guys like you are so smart why you n & apos; not go

The kitchen for machetes which are in the third drawer?

Let me recover those machetes to m & apos; fun with zombies.

You'll cut yourself, idiot!

You think I'm stupid?

I got fucked, fucked well!

Shit!

I knew it was going fatso all screwed up, shit!

I knew it, I'll see.

Awake!

Damn, guys, the big s & apos; suicide right there!

They m & apos; had! They m & apos; had! Look, they ripped off a piece!

It hurts! It hurts !

- What & apos; s is that & apos; s happened? - Look there, they m & apos; have bitten!

- Sit - They m & apos; have bitten! Oh no !

You are sexy!

Wow, she eats spinach.

Good thing that & apos; either we stopped here. J & apos; have luck.

I do not want to leave.

You do not know

But the Japanese also fantastic breasts.

What a delight!

This shit itches horribly.

You're screwed! My cousin was bitten by a dog once ,

It was necrotic and c & apos; was a disaster!

This bite scratching a lot. Stopped !

I scratched.

- I scratch for you? - Out!

I t & apos; have told... My aunt was bitten by a cat , another disaster!

- It burns! - If c & apos; is infected, you're screwed!

Shit.

C & apos; is the best parties.

Especially with those two.

J & apos; want some too.

Kiss her, kiss her!

J & apos;'ve always wanted to drink beer, but the pastor did not ,

Says that c & apos; is a sin!

Not possible, n & apos; is not a sin

C & apos; is & apos; s holy water with & apos; s barley.

Hey, holy, takes a sip of beer.

This n & apos; is not normal,

Something disgusting like that can only be God's wrath!

If you do not shut up, I'll kick your ass, fagot religious!

You do not want to die without knowing the delights of sex? Huh?

No, no, no... I can not lose my virginity before marriage !

Do t & apos; not worry my pretty, it n & apos; that is fun!

So take my ass, take my ass!

J & apos; asses love chicken!

Forgive me, Jesus.

But getting caught in the ass, c & apos; is too good!

We're screwed, but at least we'll die happy .

I do not know man, it burns horribly, it looks like j & apos; I snorted coke.

It will not. We must do something.

It is the & apos; air & apos; be good, j & apos; want more!

I'm going back to bite me.

- Shit. - He is crazy !

You want to bite someone & apos; a? Bite me !

Let's go! Let's go !

As it, go!

In & apos; s help! At & apos; s help!

Why undead ignored us?

C & apos; is strange.

C & apos; & apos is because; it is smashed.

You tell bullshit, it means nothing.

They were attacked and they were also drunk.

They drank, yes, but they don & apos; have not smoked & apos; s grass. And we drank

And smoked a ton of marijuana.

- I don & apos; have not smoked marijuana - No.

If you don & apos; have not smoked, you really should.

And to Suicide? And Chibamar Bronx? And Davi pastor?

In this chaos, everyone has disappeared.

For these two I do not know, but Suicide, this asshole punk,

He just drank beer, he must believe that marijuana , c & apos; is diabolical.

América, where can you be safe?

It n & apos; there is nowhere to hide here,

C & apos; is the time for the living to regain control.

I'll start with that one!

Come, come! Come !

Klaus, we better go & apos; s here.

Yes, but how do we do with these other faster zombies?

C & apos; is a problem for later. Come on!

I can not believe that & apos; they have stolen my car, it n & apos; there is more respect for the police.

And just when j & apos; & apos've changed; oil and refueling & apos; essence.

- Hello, Mr. Chiba. - Hello, buddy, okay?

- All is well. - Zombies do t & apos; not attack?

If they m & apos; attacked. Look, there's a death there.

Oh, shit!

Yes, Monseigneur s & apos; ran away with your car.

- C & apos; was Monseigneur, & apos; s bastard! - Absolutely.

In times like this, each s & apos; in fate as he can.

C & apos; is true.

Give me a beer.

- Right away. - I am too tired.

- C & apos; is hot. - Yes, it & apos; is a hot day.

No, beer... The beer is too warm.

C & apos; is all that I & apos; have.

D & apos; Okay, no problem.

We have to go & apos; here as soon as possible, there are zombies everywhere.

My sailor will come save us, j & apos; am sure.

Qu & apos; t do that & apos; es arrived, Klaus? You did an alcoholic coma.

J & apos; I even thought you were going have a stroke.

Impossible, my pretty, I'm used to drinking, I know exactly what I'm doing.

But you're sweaty.

I dreamed of you, one of those wet dreams, you were heat

I took you from behind.

Shit, Klaus, to support your bullshit, j & apos; I need & apos; a beer.

Go, villain, give me a beer.

I really wanted t & apos; giving one.

Give me a beer.

C & apos; is hot. Hear the dream that I & apos; did you , c & apos; is one of those dreams

Like the gauchos, those dreams that make you sweat ass.

Klaus, I do not know if I hit you or give you my ass for

Your cynicism male pig and decadent.

If you give me something, give me your ass!

Well, sir Chibamar, I can not go with you here c & apos; is my home

C & apos; is where I feel protected.

You're crazy, I'll leave this city as soon as possible.

The zombies are everywhere give me more beers.

Look, Mr. Chibamar, you have taken yesterday and you left without paying,

Then you will have, only if you adjust the note.

How you t & apos; call my battle companion?

Rigio as c & apos; is written out.

Rigio, asshole, you think I'll pay?

I am the police and you can take this note and you & apos; s push in the ass and

Brings me more beers to go! Go find them!

- Calm down, calm. - Quick ! I'm in a hurry.

Come, I'll t & apos; give beer, come! Come here, come here!

What you are beyond my understanding,

But one thing is certain, I'll settle with the machete!

You could do me a blowjob?

Damn, you really rude beggar, right?

I'm not someone & apos; one that represses its desires and nothing to lose.

Yes, Klaus, you may be right, the world s & apos; collapses, since

The dead began to resurrect more nothing goes, and my sailor disappeared,

C & apos; is chaos.

And after all, n & apos; is not polite to refuse a pipe to someone & apos; a.

Damn, what a bad day!

Dirty disgusting type

You're a dead man!

Relax, c & apos; was just an accident! C & apos; was an accident!

Get out! Move out of the way !

C & apos; was an accident!

Relax! C & apos; is just protein!

I will t & apos; fuck proteins, you will die!

Squirting now, dirty beggar!

You killed Klaus, dirty cop!

The farm he made fun of my mouth

And no kidding Chibamar with, understand?

Assassin! Assassin!

Shut up! I will also kick your ass!

C & apos; What the fuck? We'll get fired.

J & apos; said I n & apos; was not & apos; s agreement to throw toxic waste in mate plantation.

This n & apos; is not that serious.

You can not let this incident be associated with "Cronenberg Companies."

We can put that on the back of these fools Hicks.

Hello, Mr. Cronenberg?

Yes, it was found, & apos was caused; epidemic ourselves.

Yes, the toxic waste that n & apos; is not a good fertilizer , not at all.

Yes, I think that & apos; should better stop mate and production

Begin that of the "Viper".

J & apos; have the formula in the van with me and bottles too.

Super, super. We will s & apos; in charge, Mr Cronenberg

I love you, Miss Nilda.

You mean you have the formula for a new drink ?

Yes, it & apos; is better than Coca-Cola.

It'll make millions! Millions !

Where is this drink?

There. At & apos; s interior.

And the formula?

The formula is in there too.

Yes, Chibamar? Come in.

- Hello, how are you? - Hello, Chibamar, it was long.

- Cristéfer, Cristéfer? - Nollann.

This time I will not forget.

Welcome.

Sit down and make yourself & apos; s home.

And that & apos; is it that brings you to me?

- J & apos; have something perfect for you. You'll love it. - Really ?

C & apos; is the formula & apos; a fantastic drink.

- You'll make a fortune with it. - You drink here?

- Yes. - Really ?

- I can watch? - Of course ?

- Here, the "Viper". - "Viper"?

Interesting.

- It smells mate. - From very good, it comes from the Pampas.

- I'll try if you say so. - C & apos; is very good.

Taste, taste!

- C & apos; is really good. - I knew it.

- We'll do business. - Fantastic.

Translated by psykopeon for LaTeam tamere @ https://lateamatamere.com

Guided by Jesus, j & apos; have found the way to survival.

The way of survival, c & apos; is & apos; s grass and beer.

The holy grass and holy elixir beer.

By mixing grass and beer, j & apos; was able to avoid & apos; being devoured by

An army of creatures decaying

Undead sent by Satan to cause our souls into eternal darkness.