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Boss! Hey boss!
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What's with the stuffy ears, boss?
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I've been screaming myself deaf
over here! Roll it down...
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I got myself in a jam -
fuck me sideways!
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Will you give me a tow up to that auto
shop on Vacaresti? My ride's quit on me.
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Will you give me a tow up to that auto
shop on Vacaresti? My ride's quit on me.
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Come on, it's ten minutes away -tops.
The auto-shop, I mean. All right?
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Come on boss, do me this solid.
We'll have you back in fifteen, honest!
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Come on, you've got a crowbar, right?
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Boss... Go on, it's on me, there!
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Let's go!
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Come on!
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What the bloody hell is this guy doing?
Hey, man!
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Hey mate, are you taking the piss?
So I cough up the cash and you what?
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Maaan!
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You fucking thief. Go screw yourself!
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I'll get your number, man,
fucking asshole!
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I'll get your number, man,
fucking asshole!
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Motherfucker...
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All right? I'm looking for Antonio.
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We're closed.
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-Antonio? I've come to see him.
-There's no Antonio here, man!
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-Isn't this Antonio's garage?
-Are you deaf, man? We're closed.
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There's no Antonio here.
Now be on your way!
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I was thinking this might still be
Antonio's garage.
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I was thinking this might still be
Antonio's garage.
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Even if Antonio isn't here himself.
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Hi...Come back next week, ok?
Go on...
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-Take care, all the best to you!
-Are you Mr. Antonio?
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That's me. Come back next week,
we'll have you all sorted then.
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Hello there!
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-Can't you hear me?
-I can!
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But the guys said Antonio
wasn't around.
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Never mind the guys, man.
I'm Antonio.
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Never mind the guys, man.
I'm Antonio.
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Come back next week if you've got
car trouble.
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For fuck's sake, he's just
standing there eyeballing me!
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Are you deaf, boy?
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The Captain sent me.
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The Captain sent you?
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After we agreed he'd give me
some more time? Fuck!
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After we agreed he'd give me
some more time? Fuck!
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-Tell him I'll get it for him...
-Today! He wants it today. Now.
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Better yet,
you can go and fuck yourself!
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And as long as you're at it, how about
taking the Captain along for the ride?
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-Hey, guys!
-Yeah, boss.
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Come on, you'd better...
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Boss!
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As long as I'm here,
I'd just as soon get the money now.
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Shadows
Episode 1
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What do you mean,
you don't have the full sum?
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See if I care!
I've got expenses too, go figure!
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Yeah, I'll see you...
No, no, no -I'll see you in court!
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Let's see how you like it
when I seize your house!
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Let's see how you like it
when I seize your house!
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Let's see how you like it
when I seize your house!
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-All right, man!
-What's up, Relster?
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Grab a case there!
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How's it hanging, bro?
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It's good.
And if not, a little to the left.
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What are you up to later tonight?
I'm going to a party down in Colentina.
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What are you up to later tonight?
I'm going to a party down in Colentina.
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Grub, pussy, a cool time!
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One of my mates is bringing
a karaoke machine.
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Bro, it's got it all!
Never seen anything like it!
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He's got AC/DC, Metallica, Stefan
Banica, Romica Puceanu, you name it!
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-How about Engelbert Humperdinck?
-What, now?
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Engelbert Humperdinck.
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That hot cousin of mine's coming too.
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The one I keep wanting to
fix you up with.
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Man, oh man, bro,
d'ya know how fine she's gotten?
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-She'll melt your popsicle, Relu bro!
-You don't say, boss! I'll take it.
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-She'll melt your popsicle, Relu bro!
-You don't say, boss! I'll take it.
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Hey, isn't she the one you
went and fingered though?
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Nah, that only happened once.
She's a second cousin, doesn't count.
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Like the poem goes:
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no matter she's kin, if she's wet
and keen, get under her skin!
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Speaking of, is Nico in? Is she around?
I brought her some dough.
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Yap.
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So can I count on you tonight?
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Come in!
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Just what I needed,
a helping hand to get me sorted!
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He said he'd bring it around
himself next time.
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So, how was it?
Did he come to heel?
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You know the drill. "Hang on,
I don't have it, didn't see nothin'.
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"Even if I did, I still can't,
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"'cause I've got a memorial service
for my aunt in Calafat's 2nd cousin."
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I turned on the charm too.
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00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:38,880
I danced the lambada,
asked him out for an eclair.
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Till he warmed up to me.
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Do you use these lines
to pick up chicks?
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It's easier with them.
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It only takes a few drops of chloroform
on a hankerchief, then...
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It only takes a few drops of chloroform
on a hankerchief, then...
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-You take them by force?
-Only those who don't go willingly.
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What about those who do?
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-Did you tell him?
-No, I didn't.
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-Tell me what? What?
-You need to meet with Giani.
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-Today? Right now?
-Today. Now.
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-Today? Right now?
-Today. Now.
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How many times have I told you, Nico?
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Stop sending me
when I've just finished my shift!
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After 10 hours straight at the wheel,
even my blood's gone numb!
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I'll sort it out tomorrow.
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00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,080
What?
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Tell him yourself you can't go
'cause your ass is numb!
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All right then, boss lady.
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It's not like I sprayed chloroform
on your hankie and took you by force.
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-How much does he owe?
-Forty-two hundred.
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-How much does he owe?
-Forty-two hundred.
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00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,120
But the boss wants a round number.
Six grand.
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-Sabin will join you.
-To do what exactly?
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To have Giani scribble
get-well wishes on his cast?
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Didn't you say you were busy?
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He's been cooped up all day,
see how gaunt he's looking?
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How about showing some respect?
You're not alone in here!
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-It's good for you... vitamin air!
-Say what?
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-Better wait outside, go on!
-Did you hear this guy?
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-Better wait outside, go on!
-Did you hear this guy?
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If you see some soap lying around,
don't bend over to pick it up.
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Get a load of this, it's Relster!
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The Pope himself could've walked in,
would've been less of a surprise!
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The Pope doesn't like your type...
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...in the Handlebar Club.
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...in the Handlebar Club.
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-Come on in, join the gang.
-I wouldn't wanna impose.
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Why? You're not imposing at all.
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-I had some onions.
-So?
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Pop Rica here's got cock breath too.
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Join me outside, will you?
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-Relster, hey!
-What's up?
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Relu, boy!
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They say that if an electric shock
pops you off underwater...
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...your balls explode.
All that's left of them is mush.
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I'll turn you into tripe soup, bro!
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I'll turn you into tripe soup, bro!
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-Careful! Don't do anything stupid, man!
-Let's take a few steps in the shade.
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Man, hold on, man!
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What the fuck's with
this song and dance?
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Let alone you tearing into me
in front of everyone...
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now you get me back into the scrapheap
after I'd just finished rinsing!
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Just as well, you've got
an excuse to go back.
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I know you lot like to cuddle up
like penguins.
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Nice one! There, you gave me a scare,
and a right scolding.
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Bro, you really got on his tits.
What did you do now?
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What I did?! He can go fuck himself!
I've always squared up with him.
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What I did?! He can go fuck himself!
I've always squared up with him.
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Always, even gave him extra,
motherfucking tosser!
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Gone and forgot's
all the loot I made him, huh?
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All those girls from the Majestic,
the Inter...
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...then in Hala Traian, Colentina...
who kept that whole stable going?
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-God almighty!
-He wants six grand.
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00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:07,680
What, six grand?!
Try four grand and a half, tops!
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Pop Giani, you're devil-may-care
with the devil at your door. No joke.
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00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,880
Pop Giani, you're devil-may-care
with the devil at your door. No joke.
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Plus he saddled me with this guy,
sharp as a marble, he is.
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-No kidding!
-Do you now Pinocchio?
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Yap.
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Last week he sent this guy after him.
He was in a measly 700.
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They locked horns, so he slit
that guy's throat with a bed spring.
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Then he sat there, watching him
squirm like a pig on a spit.
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For three hours, till it was done.
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Relu boy, remember who you learned
these pork pies from?
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What's this man,
the county fucking fair?
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00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,480
What's this man,
the county fucking fair?
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No shit!
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Pop Giani, you've gotta fork
some over now... at least a grand!
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A grand shit on a stick!
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If you don't have it, I can...
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Bro, sod off before
I blow a fuse! Fucking hell!
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-Giani, give me just five hundred!
-Relu man, stop badgering me!
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Even if I had it, I still wouldn't
give it to you, get my drift?
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-Giani, pops...
-I've had it! Bye-bye, baby, I'm gone!
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I'm off, eat my dust!
I found a grandson in Greece!
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I'll send you a picture postcard,
of me dipping my wick in the waves.
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-Bye bye!
-Bro, don't take me for a fool!
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Come here! Go on!
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Giani! Giani! Giani!
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Open the door!
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-Open the goddamn door already!
-The fucking thing won't open!
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-Open the goddamn door already!
-The fucking thing won't open!
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Easy, easy!
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00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:29,240
What happened here, bro?
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00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,520
What's close by? What's the closest?
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-The mall!
-What's the closest HOSPITAL?
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Just drive, fucking step on it!
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You did me in, fucking A!
You killed me in cold blood, Relu boy!
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I got you back too,
fucking got blood all over you!
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00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,960
-What's the plan, Relster?
-Just keep driving!
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Giani, how about I change the channel?
Any special requests?
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00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:16,840
Giani, how about I change the channel?
Any special requests?
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Do you have the one with your mom
moaning on the beltway?
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Damn bro, I treat you nice
and what do you do?
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You're an asshole!
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Look at that blood,
just pumping out of me! Fuuuck!
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00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:36,320
I'll put on some instrumental crap.
To bore you to death!
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00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,080
-Make it a funeral song!
-You're not gonna die, chill!
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Fuck you, you fucking twat!
Hurry up, I'm under the gun!
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Fuck you, you fucking twat!
Hurry up, I'm under the gun!
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-Head downtown, to the Municipal!
-What if he squeals, bro?
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-He won't squeal! Take the passageway!
-Sure I'll snitch, you wankers!
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I'll call a press conference!
I'll get the pigs on it, the spooks...
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...Romania's Got Talent,
Beware the Donkey Scare!
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-I'll spill ALL of it, fuck it all!
-Quit it, chill!
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-Did you knock him on the head too?
-Shut up! Keep your eyes on the road!
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-Does it hurt, pops?
-It hurts, it hurts...
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-Does it hurt, pops?
-It hurts, it hurts...
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My soul hurts!
You could've let me off the hook.
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Just this once, Relu boy,
you could've let it go!
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Swear you won't breathe
a word to the pigs, all right?
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I swear, I won't tell them anything...
Except about your little pecker!
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You can't even wank, it's so small!
You get circus midgets to do it for you!
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Sod off pops, you old tosser!
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00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,120
Cool it! Just drive
and shut your mouth!
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00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,240
Yeah but he started it!
Saying my junk's small, I'll show him!
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-Motherfucker can suck my dick!
-Fabian, shut the fuck up already!
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-Motherfucker can suck my dick!
-Fabian, shut the fuck up already!
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-Zip your fucking mouth up and drive!
-Motherfucking jerkwad! You shove it!
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Giani?
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I don't know if you're
up on the weather, Relster,
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but it hasn't rained in a while.
The ground's hard.
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Digging a hole that big,
it's bound to be tricky.
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00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,960
It would be easier
if we dug several tinier holes.
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00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,840
Relster, you don't wanna mess
with Mother Nature.
225
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:13,080
I'll take this one, since it's on sale.
226
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:43,080
I'll take this one, since it's on sale.
227
00:22:43,080 --> 00:23:04,120
I'll take this one, since it's on sale.
228
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,780
Relster!
229
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,760
It's DNA, Relster! Evidence.
230
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,080
I saw you tossing your cookies.
231
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,680
I saw you tossing your cookies.
232
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,400
It's natural your first time,
till you get the hang of it.
233
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,680
But you should go and clean it up,
I reckon.
234
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,840
I'm not bullshitting you.
235
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,000
What if the pigs come down here
and find your puke, huh?
236
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,720
With a lab, tools, magnifying glass,
putting it all under a microscope, huh?
237
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,640
What do you suppose they'll find?
238
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,080
A shawarma.
239
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,600
Jeez, I'm kinda niffy!
240
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,520
It's not like I made
much of an effort either, right?
241
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,710
I hauled... how much did I haul?
70 kilos?
242
00:24:50,710 --> 00:24:54,720
I hauled... how much did I haul?
70 kilos?
243
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,000
When he was standing on his own,
he didn't seem all that heavy!
244
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,320
Twig-like, rather, he was...
Then again, his bones were right thick.
245
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,880
Hey, you know whose bones
are the heaviest though?
246
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,960
The dwarfs, so I've heard!
247
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:13,040
They say a dwarf is the same weight as
a regular man. Is it true, d'ya reckon?
248
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:19,440
We should've at least
given him a shave before, bro.
249
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,320
I thought there was something missing!
250
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,960
Did you sort it?
251
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:40,920
What's wrong, guys?
Cat got your tongue?
252
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,320
Head to the 24-hour shop
and get some lemons.
253
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,710
-Lemons?!
-Now, please.
254
00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:52,760
-Lemons?!
-Now, please.
255
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:05,000
Tell me you're joking, Relu.
256
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,280
-It was an accident.
-Did he slip on a banana peel?
257
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,680
No, it really was just an accident.
258
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,400
-Did he see it happen?
-No.
259
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:20,710
Go spin him this accident story
and it might not be the only one today.
260
00:26:20,710 --> 00:26:25,600
Go spin him this accident story
and it might not be the only one today.
261
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,560
Quit pigging out,
you'll ruin your appetite!
262
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:43,280
She says she's filing for divorce
unless I lose twenty kilos.
263
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,480
So I've been sticking to vegetables.
264
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,710
And did you lose any weight?
265
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:51,680
And did you lose any weight?
266
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,960
-Seven kilos over two weeks.
-Not bad!
267
00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:02,160
-He's shed seven and put on ten.
-I really did slim down, man!
268
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:09,760
How about we toast to Mister Paganel,
who's freshly out of the clink!
269
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,240
-Hear, hear!
-Cheers!
270
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,480
To your health!
271
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:20,710
Got a sec?
Heads up, Relu offed Giani.
272
00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:24,480
Got a sec?
Heads up, Relu offed Giani.
273
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,710
Is it true? Did you really whack him
for 6000 euros?
274
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:54,240
Is it true? Did you really whack him
for 6000 euros?
275
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,640
-Not even that -4200.
-He jumped at me with a knife.
276
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,240
And then he slipped
and fell on your blade, huh?
277
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:06,280
-It was a concrete-iron pole.
-Ouch, that must've hurt like hell!
278
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:11,360
You know, if I were a court of law,
I'd let you walk.
279
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,600
I'd known him since I was three.
280
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,520
Though loud-mouthed,
he was a good lad.
281
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,280
That may be, but he was a stool pigeon.
He knew I was on to it too.
282
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,710
That's why he was sitting on the dough
he owed me.
283
00:28:20,710 --> 00:28:22,200
That's why he was sitting on the dough
he owed me.
284
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,960
He thought he could play me
and then vanish without a trace.
285
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,840
You just saved me a trip, Relster.
286
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:36,680
May he rest in piece,
motherfucking scumbag that he was.
287
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:42,440
See these guys?
They're just a bunch of minions.
288
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,640
The Romanian postal service.
289
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,800
You can have them ferry something
from point A to point B.
290
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,710
But scrub off their tattoos,
and they'll come unhinged.
291
00:28:50,710 --> 00:28:53,720
But scrub off their tattoos,
and they'll come unhinged.
292
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,080
You're another kettle of fish.
293
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,240
These two years I've known you,
you've done the work, never acted out..
294
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:10,720
You're not a show-off, or an ass-kisser
you don't fawn all over me...
295
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:16,560
I like that about you,
you're like my son's pit bull!
296
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,800
Plus, you're not much of a talker.
297
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,710
That's crucial.
298
00:29:20,710 --> 00:29:22,760
That's crucial.
299
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,840
I'd beat the shit out of those guys
who open their mouths
300
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,360
and don't know when to stop!
301
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,240
You're my lad.
302
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,440
Aren't you?
303
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,440
-Yes, boss.
-Great!
304
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,320
I've got a favor to ask.
305
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,800
Someone on your dance card, is it?
306
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,710
These two Moldavian birds I rented,
but I've got them all week.
307
00:29:50,710 --> 00:29:54,200
These two Moldavian birds I rented,
but I've got them all week.
308
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,280
Come on!
309
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:16,560
Mister Toma! When did you get here?
310
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,710
Where did you get these anchovies from?
311
00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:22,280
Where did you get these anchovies from?
312
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:26,760
The guys got them,
from the grocery store.
313
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:32,360
If you'd called, I'd have sent you
fresher stuff than this boot plastic.
314
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,760
So what brings you by? I told the guys
to drop you off at your hotel.
315
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:43,760
I heard you were throwing a party,
so I thought I'd pop by for a bit.
316
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,080
I was in the middle of something,
but if you'd like us to talk now...
317
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,710
Man, it burns!
Next time, I'll send you the anchovies.
318
00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:51,200
Man, it burns!
Next time, I'll send you the anchovies.
319
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:56,520
Go, go about your business.
This isn't my scene, anyway.
320
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,200
The boys like it just fine.
321
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:05,880
The boys in blue sure do! Sonny...
322
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:11,360
-...what do I keep telling you?
-Mister Toma...
323
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,680
Go on, go,
you've got business to attend to.
324
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:20,710
We'll talk tomorrow.
Come over around 8.
325
00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:22,040
We'll talk tomorrow.
Come over around 8.
326
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:26,280
One more thing.
327
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:33,080
When you come over tomorrow,
bring me an antacid.
328
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:38,960
I've got a feeling this fucking ulcer
will be acting out.
329
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,600
-Why didn't you park in the yard, man?
-It's fine.
330
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,400
Let's go!
331
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,200
What do you think?
332
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,710
Cool.
333
00:32:50,710 --> 00:32:51,360
Cool.
334
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,400
The marble's from Spain!
335
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:01,960
-Isn't it slippery though?
-Yes, but, guess what I paid for it!
336
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,600
-700 per square meter.
-Ace.
337
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,440
They also had it at 3-400 per meter.
338
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,040
-But it looked crappier, huh?
-Nope, same diff.
339
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,840
I just wanted the pricier one!
340
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,720
Mrs. Captain -The Relster!
341
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,480
Thanks a bunch for leaving me
alone on Saturday night!
342
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,710
Nice to meet you!
343
00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:21,240
Nice to meet you!
344
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:30,400
It's not easy being a Captain's wife.
345
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:40,440
-How about you, any family?
-No. No family. I've got no one.
346
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:45,760
Family's good to have, but it's also
your Achilles heel, if you get my drift.
347
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,880
You can never let them
out of your sight.
348
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,600
Teddy. My son.
349
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:06,280
I came home the other day,
to find he'd drained the pool.
350
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:12,000
I go "Why did you drain the pool, man?"
"To train Teddy," he said.
351
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,680
The dog's also called Teddy.
352
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:19,040
I went, "Wouldn't that be easier to do
in the garden, on the grass?"
353
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,710
He goes, "No." And I go "Why not?"
"'Cause it's easier this way."
354
00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:24,040
He goes, "No." And I go "Why not?"
"'Cause it's easier this way."
355
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:36,840
I'm fit as a fiddle...
that's not the issue here.
356
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,760
-But one day I'll snuff it too.
-We all will.
357
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,760
But I've got my businesses, bro.
358
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:48,520
The Muncii shawarma joint,
the auto repair shops...
359
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,710
...my wife's beauty shop.
360
00:34:50,710 --> 00:34:51,680
...my wife's beauty shop.
361
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,320
I thought I'd cash in on
this third millennium too.
362
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,640
Go into something smarter...
on the net, on Google...
363
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:04,680
-I'm no good with those either.
-But this one is, got a smart noggin!
364
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:09,600
Only, he's dead, lifeless.
365
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,040
Emo.
366
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,800
Sorry, what?
367
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,120
Emo. Like him, only wearing black...
368
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:20,710
...listening to stuff that makes you
wanna slit your wrists.
369
00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:23,680
...listening to stuff that makes you
wanna slit your wrists.
370
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,120
-Temisan?
-Worse!
371
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,720
Some off themselves.
372
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:32,160
I took him to a shrink,
pumped him full of pills!
373
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:37,480
Everything on the market,
all for nothing.
374
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,760
There's no spark of life in him.
375
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,960
I want you to take him with you.
376
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,710
-What now? Take him where?
-Everywhere.
377
00:35:50,710 --> 00:35:51,520
-What now? Take him where?
-Everywhere.
378
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,960
Take him to get a feel for life,
get a whiff of the street.
379
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,600
Take him to the whores...
only careful he doesn't get the clap!
380
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,040
Out on the town, with the lads.
Let him take a spill or two even...
381
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,000
-Boss...
-Relster!
382
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:12,200
I raised him with kid gloves
and got a wuss for my troubles.
383
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,710
-Good evening.
-Sup.
384
00:36:20,710 --> 00:36:21,320
-Good evening.
-Sup.
385
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,800
There's blood on your shoes.
386
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,520
Don't speak out of turn!
You're asking for it.
387
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:37,480
See that? Smart as a whip!
Nothing gets past him, see?
388
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:43,160
It's just that he's a dead man walking,
the fucking prick.
389
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:47,120
I'm counting on you, Relster.
390
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,960
Whiskey?
391
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:51,240
He was in the street with some tykes,
caught a cracker in his eye.
392
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:57,080
They worked on him a while, but
it didn't touch the nerve. He'll be OK.
393
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:02,880
Maybe just a bit cross-eyed.
Things are dicier outside...
394
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,960
Maybe just a bit cross-eyed.
Things are dicier outside...
395
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:09,520
Watch your step, think stuff through
before you say it.
396
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,000
12 years old...
397
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:19,800
Before long, he'll dump
a knocked-up girlfriend on you.
398
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,200
Sorry, I...
399
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:37,720
Are you on duty?
Can I get a ride?
400
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:46,880
15, Theodor Aman.
401
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,880
End of episode 1
402
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,020
End of episode 1
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