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[spiderman]
you all know me, your frien dly
neighborhood spiderman.
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Always on the job.
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Heh. Of course you do.
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Whoa!
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But, do you know
mr. Cranky pants over there,
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The guy throwing
the mega-sized man tantrum?
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[grunts] nothing stops
the juggernaut!
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[spiderman] there ya go!Jugger-nut...
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Escaped from a high-tech
prison today.
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You can tell he's evil
because of the rampant
hot dog abuse.
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Who doesn't like hot dogs?
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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So why am I standing here
while a two-ton hate-tank
runs right at me?
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I want to get close
so I can attach this--
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The spidey tracer! Whatever it
sticks to, I can track wherever
it goes!
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Pretty cool, huh?!
Made it myself!
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[grunts]
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Whoa!
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Come here, bug! Let me
give you a goodbye hug!
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Agh! Only if your breath
doesn't kill me first.
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[grunts]
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Ugh! Repulsive!
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You did say "repulsors,"
right, kid?
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[grunts]
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Look at you making
the jokes, mister iron man.
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You look more confused
than usual, jugger-butt.
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[growls]
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When I do call for back-up,
which is hardly ever,
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I only call the best.
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We're done. [grunts]
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Oh, boy!
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Stay with juggernaut
while I secure
the building.
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I got him!
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[screams]
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[spiderman]first, a little gooeyto fix the kablooey.
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What are you doing?
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What does it look like?
I'm saving the day!
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I thought I told you
to go after juggernaut.
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No worries! I put
a spidey tracer on him.
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Built it myself. We
can grab him anywhere,
anytime, dude!
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Never call me "dude"
again. Ever.
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Prepare to be amazed by my
state-of-the-art tracer tech
in action!
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Just need to dial in
the frequency.
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Whoops. Hah.
Wrong frequency.
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It's, you know,
rebooting the main--
stuff. Heh.
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You're gonna wish
you had one when it works.
Aha!
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And when the proper authorities
finally get their hands
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On that webheaded menace...
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Being a real hero isn't
about having the best gadgets.
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My real superpower?
Right in here.
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Next time, save the showboating
and listen to me, kid.
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...Poor excuse
for a superhero
with absolutely--
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Not embarrassing at all.
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Whoa.
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This is usually the part where I
drool all over the place in awe.
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But I feel bad about
my little "oops" before.
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Gotta talk to iron man and
make sure he doesn't think
I'm a total doofus.
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Agh!
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Come on, iron man!
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If you're still mad,
you could just text me
a frowny face!
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Whoa!
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What did you guys do?
Mess up his coffee?
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Hah. Worst boss ever!
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Uh-oh! Agh!
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[grunts]
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Whoa!
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Ow! Ow! Aw, come on!
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[grunts]
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I don't remember
inviting you here.
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I was kidding about
the "worst boss" part.
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Unless you really did
unleash a robot over
bad cappuccino.
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That would be mean.
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We're not doing this
now. Just wait here.
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He was talking to
someone else, right?
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No, my theories
would never work!
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Welcome to the future,
you fossil!
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Are we impressed now, "boss"?
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[spiderman] I'm gonna guess no.
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It's time for a time out,
spark plug.
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What are you doing?
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Um, saving all
the innocent people
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You're obviously
putting in danger.
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Aren't you paying
attention?
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Are you out of your mind,
michael?
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I'm out of patience!
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I told you my
invention would work,
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But you were too busy
to take a meeting
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With an insignificant
"worker bee" like me!
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In fairness, he
saves the world,
like, every other day.
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I wasn't too busy, michael.
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I wasn't interested.
I told you that your invention
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Wasn't ready for live testing.
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Judging by the damage
you just caused, I was right.
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What were you trying to invent,
a "trash-stark-labs-inator?"
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I wasn't going to
hurt anyone!
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I wanted to prove
that my device can
control any technology
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As though it were an extension
of my physical being!
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Great, michael.
Congratulations.
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Very impressive.
You're fired.
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What? No! This is
the technology of
the future! I proved--
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That you're a self-centered
egomaniac with no regard
for the safety of others.
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And trust me,
I know egomaniacs.
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He does.
Stop helping.
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This is all your fault!
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Right. You sure
your last name's
not jameson?
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You're a relic!
I'm the visionary!
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Maybe when I take over
every piece of tech
you own, you'll see!
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Really? Show
a little dignity, man.
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[grunts]
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He's showing something
but I don't think
that's dignity.
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Michael!
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You'll regret this, stark!
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[yells]
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[iron man] that is gonna be
a lot of paperwork.
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Too soon, man.
Too soon.
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I can't believe
that guy went "poof"
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And you seriously
went back to work?
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Yeah, trying to find michael.
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[grunts]
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I think you'll
find him scattered
all over your lab.
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I'm hoping you're right,
just not in the way you think.
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Michael was developing
a man-machine interface
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That articulated on
a sub-subatomic level
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By cross matching muons
in a human's atomic array
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With the richards
particle strings
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That constitute most
known energy waveforms,
thereby--
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Time out.
My brain melted. Try again.
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[sighs] I think
michael's machine
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Scattered his atoms
like leaves,
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But if I concentrate real hard,
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I might be ableto rake him up
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And reconstitute his body
one particle at a time.
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You can do that?
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I can if I'm not
using brain space
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Answering questions
from a certain spider-kid.
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That means I should go.
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Okay, well, good luck
with the atomraking
or whatever. Heh.
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Thanks, and spidey,
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This is just like
I was saying before.
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Tech can be pretty seductive,
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But we can't lose sightthat it's just a tool.
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It's how we use itthat matters.
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I hear you. Thanks, tony.
I'm cool.
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Whoa! Cool!
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With tony busy
unzapping employees,
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He probably wouldn't mind
if I borrowed his lab
for a few minutes
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And gave my spider tracers
an tune-up.
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Of course he won't!
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Hmm, let's see.
Where do we start?
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The hip bone's connected
to the framastat.
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And the framastat's connected
to the whatever that is.
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But I digress.
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Yes! It's alive! Alive!
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What? What was that?
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And now, the moment
of truth. Round two!
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[announcer] versus!
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[roars]
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Missed me, missed me,
don't wanna kiss ye!
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Heh, you know what?
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You ain't worth
the trouble, bug!
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No, but you are,
you big ugly jugga-lug!
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Bombs away!
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And now, witness the power
of this fully armed and
operational spidey tracer
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That performs exactly
as I have programmed it to do!
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Hey, what is this?
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Get off of me! [grunts]
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Is my spider tracer
replicating?
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[grunts] get off!
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Nothing stops
the juggernaut!
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Well, I guess that
worked out for the best.
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Still, I better tell
iron man about this.
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So, hey! Tony, my man!
Hilarious story for you.
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Remember that little chat
we had about technology
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And being careful
and whatever?
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Well I-- agh!
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Never mind.
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This isn't one of my inventions!
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You! What did you do?!
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That's what I came to ask you!
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What did I do?!
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[roaring]
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Did you see that giant
spooky-facey thing?
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Focusing! How about giving me
some back story?
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[spiderman] I was born atthe very young age of-
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[iron man] spiderman![coos]
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Okay! I upgraded
my spider tracers
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With some tech
you had lying around.
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This is your idea
of an upgrade?
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An upgrade, just not a,
you know, good upgrade.
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From what I can tell,
you've turned your tracers
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Into self-replicating
machines.
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The ones we blast just
splinter off and make more,
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Using my armor for material.
195
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Bad tracers!
Stop eating iron man!
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00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:11,335
Well, it was worth a try.
Hold on! I got an idea!
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Trust me! Even if you have
no real reason to.
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[iron man grunts]
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[iron man]
this is not an idea!
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This is you not helping!
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[spiderman] no no,
this is an idea!
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Your ideas are starting
to be a real pain in my--
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He was gonna say "neck."
neck. "pain in my neck."
totally.
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Day saved! Problem solved!
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Point, me!
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00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,848
Why don't you look happy?
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Okay, back to level one!
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00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,622
Do you have any ideas,
mr. Super-genius hero, sir?
209
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,524
This suit is starting
to malfunction.
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If I can get back to
the lab, I can--
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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I gotcha!
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Whoa!
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This is less fun than when
I was doing the dragging!
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Agh! Whoa!
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Whoa! Hey! Watch out!
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Incoming!
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Hey! Whoa!
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He's probably fine.
220
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Stuff like this
happens to him all
the time, right?
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The tracers are gone.
I guess that worked.
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"that" being me
smashing through
two separate,
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Super-reinforced,
titanium walls
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And a room full of very
expensive lab equipment?
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Uh... Yeah?
226
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So, where did the tracers go?
Do you think they were
finally destroyed?
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00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,484
I don't know if you're
an eternal optimist
228
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Or need to have
your head examined.
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Let history be my judge.
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[growls]
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Wait! Maybe it's gonna pledge
its eternal allegiance to me.
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You know, as its creator
and master and all that?
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[cheering]
we love spidey!
Spidey is the best!
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We love spidey!
Cooler than the rest!
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[roars]
236
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Something's controlling
your tracers,
237
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And it's obviously
not you, so who?
238
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Am I getting graded on this?
Whoa!
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[yells]
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[spiderman yelling]
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Computer, open door 55.
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Oh, man, you
don't look so hot.
243
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Don't worry. I've
thrown parties more
destructive than this.
244
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,580
Right, how bad can it-- oh.
245
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Any chance this is
the "hall of half-eaten
armors"?
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00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:16,420
No. This was years
of hard work,
247
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,890
Innovation and
technological genius,
gone.
248
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:23,661
I'm sorry, tony. I didn't
mean for any of this to happen.
249
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,830
Look, they're just shells.
250
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:29,033
Like I said before, it's
what you put inside of them
that counts,
251
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:32,803
Especially when it's me
inside of them. Any of this
sunk in yet?
252
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:36,607
[spiderman] it's not the tech?
It's what you do with it?
253
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:41,379
Exactly, though I've taken it
one step further, evolved.
254
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,815
I have become
the tech! A new species!
255
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,816
Michael.
256
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,418
The zappy-guy? How did--?
257
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,821
How? I did what stark
is too afraid to do!
258
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,990
I shattered the line
between man and machine
259
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,493
And became more than
he could ever dream of!
260
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:59,997
Stark only plays
with technology.
I am the technology!
261
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,633
You mean, you're
my technology, michael!
262
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,603
Michael tan no longer exists.
263
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,072
Wait! Don't tell me.
Let me guess.
264
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,474
From now on, you're
known as-- swarm!
265
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:11,876
Not bad.
266
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,377
Hey, if there's one thing
I can do,
267
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,478
It's name a super-villain.
268
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,846
And create one.
269
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,481
Sorry about that.
270
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,650
[yells]
271
00:15:33,498 --> 00:15:34,932
You gotta love taser webs!
272
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,701
[growling]
273
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,569
Yikes!
274
00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:45,009
[yells]
275
00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:52,350
Whoa! Nice one! I thought
your armor was-- whoa!
276
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,085
Dude!
277
00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:59,690
That is stark-tastic.
278
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,927
If I stopped fighting
every time something
went wrong with my tech,
279
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,663
I would have given up
the hero gig a long
time ago.
280
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:12,603
I've done my improvising.
Your turn.
281
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,005
How do we get my
disgruntled employee
282
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:15,005
Out of your tech?
283
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:19,377
Come on, michael,
get out of my tech.
284
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:28,753
I thought you were
a futurist, stark!
285
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,122
I am the face of the future!
286
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,857
I took your childish tech
and evolved it.
287
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:36,961
From here, I'll continue
to replicate and grow
288
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:40,631
Until swarm is everything!
289
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,934
Oh yeah? Well, if I had
a dollar for every time
I heard that speech
290
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,070
I'd-- well,
I'd have a dollar.
291
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:49,740
Hey! Are you saying
my tech was easy to hack?
292
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,409
[growls]
293
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,420
[iron man] you starting
to get an idea?
294
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,423
Uh, not quite yet.
295
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,592
Well, when you have a plan
feel free to share.
296
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:15,466
I'm good, but this
suit won't last long.
297
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,768
Well, what if you
gave him his job back?
298
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,843
If we don't neutralize
this thing asap,
299
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,645
It'll just keep growing!
300
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,880
Well, sure, but
how big could it get?
301
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,817
[evil laughter]
302
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,118
I guess that big.
303
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,525
[swarm growling]
304
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,934
I know I'm pushing you
to your limits, baby!
305
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,936
Come on, stay with me!
306
00:17:57,175 --> 00:17:59,577
Like I've been saying
all along,
307
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,713
You're a relic, stark,
a thing of the past!
308
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,850
We are the future!
309
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:10,154
Your future is probably
going to involve some
heavy therapy, swarmy.
310
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,490
Going from "I" to "we"
is not a good sign.
311
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,492
Whoa!
312
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,764
Aw, come on, think!
313
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,600
Mikey zaps himself,
hacks your tech,
314
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,668
Makes more, wash rinse,
repeat.
315
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,771
All this because I
wanted to feel like I
was a state-of-the-art
316
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,741
Superhero with
some cool new gear!
317
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,577
Now that "cool new gear"
is gonna take over everything!
318
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,180
Wait a second. Michael
may be controlling them,
319
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:39,250
But they are still
my tracers, right?
320
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,784
Far as I can tell,
321
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,820
With the exception of
the hardware you stole.
322
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,255
Borrowed.
323
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,924
Whatever. Your point?
And make it fast!
324
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:50,794
[grunts]
325
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,297
Michael's "essence"
or atoms,
326
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,033
May have taken over
the tracers themselves,
327
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,068
But I still have
the main interface.
328
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,038
They all share a frequency.
That's my way in!
329
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,208
Nice! So, your
next move is--?
330
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:08,546
Downgrading my tech! Simplify.
Make the tool work for me!
331
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:12,983
Why does that sound like
advice given by a wise
and experienced hero?
332
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,286
Now you want to lecture? Really?
333
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,589
Welcome to the future, kids!!
334
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,724
This better work!
335
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,762
[yells]
336
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,565
Huh?
[yells]
337
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,967
Aw, come on!
Hey! Whoa!
338
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,803
[iron man] you just need
more power to amplify
the frequency.
339
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,572
And where do
I get that?
340
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,774
Here. My arc reactor
will give you what
you need.
341
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,742
Whoa! Thanks!
342
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,046
Don't thank me yet.
In order for it to work,
we gotta get close.
343
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,315
How close?
Uncomfortably close.
344
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,649
Ew.
345
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:49,186
It ends now! You're mine, stark!
346
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:53,057
Here we go, kid!
You ready for this?
347
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:56,260
Absolutely not. But, yeah.
348
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,928
Whoa!
349
00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:01,732
[swarm laughing]
350
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:09,907
Do it now!
351
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:13,677
[iron man grunts]
352
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:17,147
Iron man! [grunts]
353
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,921
Huh?
354
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,123
Noooooooo!
355
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,094
I guess we weren't
very appetizing.
356
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:30,094
[grunts]
357
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:34,632
Thanks for the juice.
I know this was my mess.
358
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,668
Well, you're certainly not
the first guy that had his
tech get away from him
359
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,069
And threaten to take
over the world.
360
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,938
You mean it's happened
to you too?
361
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:45,275
Me? Not a chance.
But I'm sure it's
happened to someone.
362
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:48,112
Okay, maybe not.
363
00:20:52,183 --> 00:20:54,051
Make sure you get them all.
364
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,353
If we're gonna put
mr. Tan back together
again,
365
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,288
I need every one of
those things intact.
366
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,324
Do you really think
you can save him?
367
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:03,761
I think I'm gonna try.
Michael may have been
a megalomaniac
368
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,829
And the worst employee
I've ever had,
369
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,298
But he's my
responsibility.
370
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,833
I've gotta help him
if I can.
371
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:14,271
Listen, I'm-- I'm really
sorry about everything.
372
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,074
You were right. Being the best
hero I can be doesn't have
373
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,209
Anything to do with technology.
374
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,978
It's all about how I use it.
375
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,880
You had me at
"you were right."
376
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,281
Still buds?
377
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,283
Of course.
But as you know,
378
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,720
With great screw-ups comes
great responsibility.
379
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:33,857
Once you're done out here
you can clean up my office,
380
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:34,958
Dude.
381
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,727
[sighs]
382
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,130
[theme music plays]
383
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:07,124
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