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[screams]
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Yep, it's your
friendly neighborhood me,
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Getting beaten up
by a guy in a bear suit.
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Grizzly! Anotherrun of the mill thiefin an exo bear suit.
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He's on S.H.I.E.L.D.'smost wanted list
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At number one--hundred and seventy-three.
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[growls]
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[spiderman]
you're "barely" a challenge.
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Stopped grizzly from
stealing a picnic basket
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Full of diamonds.
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[grunts]
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Uh oh!
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Isn't there a forest fire
you should be putting out
somewhere?
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Think about it.
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Huh? Hey! I'm gonna pound you!
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My bear hug will shut you up
once and for all!
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Great! Another tight squeeze,
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As if I don't have enough
of those in my life.
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My house is barely bigenough for me and aunt may.
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But with the whole gang?I'm starting to think it was
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A bad idea invitingthem to stay
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While the helicarrieris being rebuilt.
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Power man usingall the hot water.
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White tiger hoggingthe computer.
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Nova "helping"with the cooking.
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Iron fist withhis [coughs] incense.
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[coughing]
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All things considered, getting
mauled by a guy in a bear suit
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Is better than going home.
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Webs, looks like
you need a hand.
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Come on, guys.
I don't need you here.
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I got this one covered.
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Is that so?
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Uh-oh. Whoa!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Ow!
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[screaming]
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Griz ain't too clear on
the whole spiderman thing,
is he?
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So distracted, I almost got
myself street spanked.
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I've gotta talk to the team
about giving me my elbow room.
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Seriously, of all
the exoskeleton suits
you could wear-- a bear?
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Are we now officially out of
animals to make super villains
out of?
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Hiyah!
Whoa!
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Kiyah kiyah! Kiyah!
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Finally! My turn!
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[grunts]
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[yells]
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Uh-oh. I usually
just leave the
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"from your friendly neighborhood
spider-man" note and split.
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Otherwise there's all this
paperwork. I hate paperwork.
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Im gonna blow.
Can you guys help me out
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With the boys in-- blue?
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Oh, great. Just great.
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Anybody home? Anybody?
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Well, aunt may left us
alone for the weekend.
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Maybe one of my teammates,
you know the guys that left me
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Alone to deal with the po-po
all by myself. Huh?!
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You're back? Already?
That was fast.
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Umm, here,
put away your books!
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Huh? Huh?
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You! Oh, um,
your room is a mess.
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Uh, go upstairs and clean it.
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Since when do you
give me orders?
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Trash duty!
Whoa whoa!
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Thank you, friend.
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I'm not on
trash duty this week!
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And what are you doing?
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Nothing.
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What's going on here?
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[cell phone rings]
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Hey, M.J.
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No. Um, I can't
talk right now
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Because of that thing
that we talked about.
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Why is she calling you?
Hey, I want to--
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[doorbell rings]
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Now what?
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That's why you ditched me?
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So you could come home
and throw a party?
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Um, surprise?
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We are not having a party!
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I don't want flash thompson
touching my stuff!
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Besides, in case you've
forgotten,
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We have the one-eyed
big brother looking over us.
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If we have a party, fury
will hear all about it.
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Relax. You guys change.
Nova's got it covered.
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[grunts]
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I always worry when you say
you've got it covered.
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I just shut off
the S.H.I.E.L.D. Devices
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00:05:04,121 --> 00:05:07,188
When I don't want
fury peeking in on
my personal time.
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Burn those buns, ladies!
No pain, no gain!
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Cut! No no no no no no!
Cut cut cut!
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S.H.I.E.L.D. Security
in this house
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Runs through this panel.
One little pulse and--
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Party time.
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Wait! Like when do you
know how anything works?
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Dude, you made me miss!
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[computer voice]intruder alert!Intruder alert!
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Did you hear something?
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Sounds like the party started.
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[computer voice] alert.Perimeter breached.
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Analyzing threat.
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Threat assessment-- none.
103
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Implement omega lockdown!
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What does
"omega lockdown" mean?
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[computer voice]omega lockdown.
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Destroy all intruders.
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It means the party's over.
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"relax. Get ready for the party.
Nova's got it covered."
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[computer voice]intruders identified.
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Neutralize withextreme prejudice!
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I'm no intruder!
This is my house!
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And up until a second ago,
you were my house furnace!
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[computer voice]surrender or be destroyed!
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I think I made the furnace mad!
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Aunt may's stuff!
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Perfect!
Use her stuff
as weapons!
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Aunt may's got
more hobbies than
you've got lame puns.
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No, don't use mine!
Use aunt may's!
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What?! These are yours?
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What? I don't want to bulk up,
okay? It's all about toning.
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Whoa!
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[computer voice]surrender or be destroyed!
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[victorious laugh]
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Since when did aunt may
get a skateboard?
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After cricket, she
wanted a real challenge.
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Huh?
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Oh, come off it!
You're such a phony!
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Pretending to be buddies
with aunt may just to
get my goat.
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It's not fair to her! She really
thinks you're her friend.
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I don't want you
hurting her!
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For your information,
I'm not pretending to be
nice to aunt may.
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Really? Scuba?
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[growls, chomps]
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You just genuinely like
spending time with aunt may?
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Well, to answer
your question,
yeah, she's cool.
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I don't see no pizza,
no snacks, no nothing.
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What, is he hiding
in the basement?
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You know, you're lucky,
parker, to have an aunt
like may.
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In fact-- [grunts]
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For some stupid reason
she's crazy about you.
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I haven't had family
around for a long time.
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It would be all right if
I had someone cool like her
to believe in me,
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The way she believes in you.
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[sighs] okay, I was wrong.
145
00:09:14,571 --> 00:09:18,239
But you're still an idiot
for setting off the security
protocols.
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00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:20,174
Now how do we
shut them down?
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There's an antenna array
up in the attic. Maybe if we--
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Hiyah! Hiyah! Kiyah!
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White tiger!
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I was wondering why no one
was coming to help us.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. Doesn't
mess around, do they?
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Looks like we're on our own.
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[burps]
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Oh, if aunt may comes home
and sees this she'll
blow her top!
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White tiger, hold on!
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Spidey?
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You gotta get out of here!
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You gotta stay out
of aunt may's room.
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Relax. I've been through a few
laser matrix arrays in my day.
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This'll be a piece a cake.
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Nova, remember what
I was doing in there?
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Uh-- yeah, she's right!
Uh, sorry dude. Off limits.
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Uh, secret lady stuff.
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Hey, move it! Aw, my aunt may's
stuff is getting ruined.
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It's irreplaceable!
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No rough-housing
in the house!
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00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:42,623
The desk! Save the desk!
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00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:46,294
The desk? It's not
an antique. It's from
a garage sale.
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What's so important
about the desk?
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[both] hmmm?
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[luke] a little help here?!
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Luke!
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Are you hurt?
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[gasps] I'm fine, but
running out of air in here.
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Almost there, buddy!
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Ow! Hot! Oh!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot! Ooh, ah!
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Sorry. Impervious skin.
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I need to take my showers
super hot just to feel it.
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Impervious skin. That's why
he uses up all the hot water.
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When did S.H.I.E.L.D. have
time to install all of this?
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We preserved all the original
molding and fixtures,
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Then put in new drywall,
masking an array
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Of these cute flesh-peeling
sonic blasters.
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[screaming]
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Iron fist! Take out the walls!
Smash your way out!
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I'm trying not
to ruin your room.
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Huh?!
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[grunts]
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[gasps] sorry
I couldn't stop it.
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A man's room is a sacred space.
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00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:22,290
And when that man is
generous enough
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To let me sleep
on his floor,
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It only becomes
that much more sacred.
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In short, thanks for
letting me use your room, dude.
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Boy, do I feel like a--
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[braying]
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[computer voice]activating back-up protocols.
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00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:46,547
Assembling secondarydefense systems.
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[cell phone rings]
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Hey, M.J.
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Sam? When is
the party gonna start?
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The natives are getting
restless.
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00:12:59,596 --> 00:13:01,295
[gasps]
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00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:05,366
Hey, M.J. We aren't quite
finished with decorations
yet. Bye!
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00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,602
We need to get to the attic,
disable the com center,
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00:13:07,604 --> 00:13:11,339
Fix the house, and somehow
all without our friends outside
seeing who we really are!
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00:13:15,177 --> 00:13:17,545
Lame kitchen
robot at 12:00!
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00:13:19,314 --> 00:13:21,382
[computer voice]intruders not identified!
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00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,152
Neutralize withextreme prejudice!
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00:13:24,154 --> 00:13:27,155
I wonder if S.H.I.E.L.D.
Has a returns department.
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00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,227
[computer voice]hostiles re-engaged.
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Neutralize and terminate.
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00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,738
Okay team! Follow my lead!
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00:13:45,507 --> 00:13:47,175
Kiyah!
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00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:54,949
Oh, no you don't!
Hiyah!
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Hiyah!
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[blows]
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00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:15,203
Is that the coldest you got?
I can't even feel it!
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00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:20,908
Scatter!
220
00:14:28,317 --> 00:14:32,520
Hey! You've got aunt may's
toaster! Give it back!
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00:14:32,522 --> 00:14:35,856
[computer voice]hostiles re-engaged.Neutralize and terminate.
222
00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:38,292
My friends aren't crowding me.
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00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,862
They're protecting me.
It's all about having
an attitude of gratitude.
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Consider yourself enlightened.
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[voices] awwww.
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00:14:53,942 --> 00:14:56,477
We have to shut down that thing
before the house is--
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Aw, totally trashed.
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00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,521
Okay, refocus.
Attic at all costs!
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Nova!
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I'll get the door!
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Go!
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A central junction box!
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If we shut that down,
it should kill-switch
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Every S.H.I.E.L.D. System
in the house.
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"should?"
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00:15:28,411 --> 00:15:30,011
Probably?
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Like 60/40.
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00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:38,519
60/40 is better than our usual
odds. Go for the kill switch!
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00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,555
Meanwhile, can someone
put this thing on ice?
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00:15:43,058 --> 00:15:44,625
[all] huh?
241
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:07,448
And now my stove top?
After all we've been through?
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00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:13,621
We've got these two!
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00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,524
Hiyah!
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00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:27,535
Eenie meenie miney--
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00:16:27,537 --> 00:16:28,903
[groans]
246
00:16:34,109 --> 00:16:35,910
Whatever.
247
00:16:43,852 --> 00:16:47,588
[computer voice slowing]hostiles re-engaged.Neutralize and--
248
00:16:48,523 --> 00:16:49,623
[grunts]
249
00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:51,759
Yeah!
250
00:16:53,895 --> 00:16:56,897
We did it!
And we're alive!
251
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,422
Whew! Everything's okay!
252
00:17:21,424 --> 00:17:23,758
What do we do
about frankenfridge?
253
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,873
We're dead.
254
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:43,544
When aunt may sees this,
we're all gonna be evicted.
255
00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:55,556
Hey everybody,
sorry for the--
256
00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:59,927
Great party, parker-- not.
257
00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:03,597
I wouldn't even show your
lame face at school, ever.
258
00:18:17,712 --> 00:18:20,147
Guys?!
259
00:18:20,149 --> 00:18:22,516
We're fine, but--
what are we going to do?
260
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,984
[sighs]
261
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,822
Can't get any worse.
262
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,559
[cell phone ringing]
263
00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:39,200
Hello?
264
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,869
[aunt may] peter! My gameended earlier than expected
265
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:42,970
And I was swinging bythe noodle shop.
266
00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:44,171
Is anyone hungry?
267
00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:45,806
No. We're good.
268
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:46,841
We're dead.
269
00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:47,942
Don't sweat it,
parker.
270
00:18:47,944 --> 00:18:49,710
We'll take
the blame for this.
271
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,712
Why is everyone
being so negative?
272
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:55,216
We're superheroes!
So what if we don't have time!
273
00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:58,519
If we work fast and use
our powers, we can rebuild
274
00:18:58,521 --> 00:18:59,920
The house better than ever!
275
00:19:08,096 --> 00:19:11,232
No. With great responsibility
276
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,101
Comes responsibility
to take ownership.
277
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:16,237
Thanks guys,
but I'm her nephew.
278
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:19,507
If there was a house, she
wouldn't kick me out of it.
279
00:19:19,509 --> 00:19:22,109
But, I won't risk
that with you guys.
280
00:19:34,289 --> 00:19:37,525
Whoa. Talk about
a home delivery!
281
00:19:50,672 --> 00:19:52,973
You kids appear
to have been busy.
282
00:19:52,975 --> 00:19:55,543
Agent coulson? I can explain.
283
00:19:55,545 --> 00:19:58,245
Actually I can't.
284
00:19:58,247 --> 00:20:00,981
I got no idea what's
going on around here.
285
00:20:00,983 --> 00:20:04,752
You demolished your
house when you set off the
S.H.I.E.L.D. Safety protocols.
286
00:20:04,754 --> 00:20:06,220
We knew something like
this might happen.
287
00:20:06,222 --> 00:20:08,789
So we had this copy
built as a security measure.
288
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,692
You knew we would actually
demolish our own house?
289
00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:14,828
We're S.H.I.E.L.D.
We think of everything.
290
00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:19,166
Particularly when
teenagers are involved.
291
00:20:24,239 --> 00:20:25,272
Foundation bolted!
292
00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:27,575
Electricity live!
293
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,945
Plumbing, a.O.K.
294
00:20:36,751 --> 00:20:39,853
Cable guy will be out sometime
in the next three months.
295
00:20:39,855 --> 00:20:41,922
You're welcome.
You guys ready to go?
296
00:20:41,924 --> 00:20:42,957
What's going on?
297
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:44,024
Didn't they tell you?
298
00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,626
Tell me what?
299
00:20:45,628 --> 00:20:47,895
The helicarrier is
fully operational.
300
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:51,865
Fury gave the order.
Your team is scheduled
to move back to hq today.
301
00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:56,136
We were going to tell you.
The party? It was for you.
302
00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:57,638
You know. To say thanks.
303
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,607
For taking us in.
304
00:20:59,609 --> 00:21:03,310
It's what I was trying
to wrap in aunt may's
room. Under the desk.
305
00:21:08,783 --> 00:21:12,686
I was baking you a cake,
but it ended up inside
the robot.
306
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:19,026
Don't worry, parker.
Nothing but sugar and
flour-- this time.
307
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:23,130
Wait. How about you stick around
for a "moving out" party?
308
00:21:23,132 --> 00:21:24,665
Just the five of us?
309
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:25,966
[luke] I got a killer game!
310
00:21:25,968 --> 00:21:27,134
[sam] all right! Yeah!
Let's do it!
311
00:21:27,136 --> 00:21:28,302
[danny] I've got the playlist!
312
00:21:28,304 --> 00:21:29,903
[luke] yeah! Cool! Let's
do this!
313
00:21:29,905 --> 00:21:32,673
[danny] or maybe we could do
some group yoga!
314
00:21:32,675 --> 00:21:35,409
Well, I got my wish.
315
00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:37,177
[blows]
316
00:21:38,847 --> 00:21:40,914
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