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Spiderman is
a costumed criminal!
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Running around our city
in his pajamas,
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It makes me sick!
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What gives him the right
to wear pajamas
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When the rest of us have
to wear normal clothes?
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On second thought,
they're not even pajamas!
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He's running around
in his underwear!
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Oh, will you shut up!
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[french accent]
I did not say anything!
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[jameson]
what are we waiting for?!
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What will it take before
the police and the authorities
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Take this webhead seriously?
I wasn't talking to you,
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If it were up to me...
Batroc the french fry,
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I was talking to the big flat
head of j. Jonah jameson
up there!
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...There should be a law
protecting the public
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From these hooded,
masked menaces like--
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Huh?
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You idiot american!
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French fries were
invented in belgium.
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[grunts] here we go. Leap!
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[grunts]
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Huh. Learn something
new every day.
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[grunts]
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[laughs] la la la la la la!
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[grunts]
zee stomp!
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Zee lunge!
Zee splatter! [laughs]
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Huh?
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[booing]
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Huh?
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You get out of our city
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And stop prancing around
in your underwear!
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Ha ha ha ha! I'm the one
who robbed the bank
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And you're the one
everybody hates.
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Ha ha ha-- hummff!!
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Oh yeah? Well,
you're still zee doofus!
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And that's enough out of you!
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[beeping]
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Spiderman.
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Dude! Can someone please
unplug j. Jonah jerkstore?
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Freedom of speech, kid,
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Like when I let you
call me dude just then.
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Freedom of speech?
Oh, come on, fury!
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All he does all day
is make everyone hate me!
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You know what? You're right.
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Let me stop keeping peace
all over the world
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So I can help you and
your little P.R. Problems.
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I wish you would.
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N-n-nobody likes me and--
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[audience] aawwww.
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[blows nose]
and it's all his fault!
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He's a menace!
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[crying]
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[crowd booing]
ow!
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A tomato? Really?
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You're walking around
with a tomato?
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[angry yelling]
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[fury] I didn't call about
your public image, webhead.
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I need you back
at the tricarrier now!
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Well, I've got homework.
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Kid, it's the hulk.
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Where?
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Menace!
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What happened?
Where's the hulk?
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Follow me.
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That's not the hulk,
that's mesmero,
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A master of mind manipulation.
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You do not want that dude
inside your brain!
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He's going to get into
the hulk's brain with
his mutant powers.
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What?
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We all know the madder
the hulk gets
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The stronger
the hulk gets,
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So strong he can't
control himself.
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What if we could make
the hulk just smart enough
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Where he could be the hero
he says he wants to be?
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The hulk is fine.
He has it easy.
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Anyone messes with him,
he can just punch 'em.
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[growls] hulk said ketchup!
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Second of all, this
is a terrible idea!
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This mesmero guy? Ugh!
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And the last time
I ran into him-- don't ask!
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[both]
mesmero switched our brains!
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We have high tech s.H.I.E.L.D.
Security safeguards.
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If anything goes wrong,
we can shut it down.
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[fury] and mesmero stays
locked up here for life.
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And he knows it.
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So you guys aren't
at all worried
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About having an evil
mutant poking around
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The brain of a big,
hulking, crazy, green
monster who is totally--
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He's right behind me,
isn't he?
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Hulk wants this.
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Hulk tired of hulk.
Not safe for others.
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Every time I try to do right,
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Being the hulk makes it bad.
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So, his public image
you'll help?
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Turn into that,
I'll help you too.
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Insulted!
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[both gasp]
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I just webbed my shorts.
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This is a bad idea.
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Strap him into
the machine.
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[grunts]
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Now, hulk, I'm-- I'm
just going to place
this on your head.
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Bug man do it.
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Bug man?
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He means me.
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You good friend to hulk.
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Sure, buddy.
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[coulson]
bring in the prisoner.
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[man] the neurowave
processor is ready.
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We may proceed on your
order, director fury.
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The word is given.
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Try and relax. You might
feel a little pinch.
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[grunts]
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Brainwave readings
are normal. We--
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[yelling]
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Oh man, I knew it!
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Mesmero's pulling some kind
of mind whammy on him!
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I knew this was a bad idea!
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[yells]
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[grunts] fury! Shut it down!
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Shut everything down!
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Close your eyes big guy.
I'm gonna try to--
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[groans]
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[deeper voice]
ugh, what happened?
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Where did everybody go?
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Oh, come on!
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My brain is in the hulk's body?
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This cannot be happening again!
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Aw, my life is ruined!
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[gulps]
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I have to find fury
and my body
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And get this switched back!
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I can't believe this is
happening to me again!
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Oh, gosh. This body's huge.
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How does he do this?
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This is big.
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[grunts]
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The hulk!
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Ugh! Uh, hello? I'm not him!
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Where's fury?
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It's the hulk!
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Battle stations everyone!
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Battle stations!
Battle stations!
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Okay. Okay.
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Hey you guys, where's fury?
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[computer voice]
lockdown initiated.
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- Whoa! Let's get out of here!
- I just need to find fury!
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[sighs]
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Mesmero!
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Mesmero!
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Put my brain back!
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Oh, man.
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[grunts]
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Whoa, whoa, waaagh, w-whoops!
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Why, thank you, spiderman.
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Pleasure messing with
your mind, as always!
[laughs]
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Hey! Get back here,
mesmerunt!
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Oh. Yeah. Right.
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[fury] hulk!
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I'm not the hulk, I'm me!
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You're letting
him get away!
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
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Put director fury down, hulk.
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Hey! Come on!
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Cut it out!
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All hulkbuster units
report to level 7!
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Take him down! Mesmero
has turned the hulk!
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No! You've got to get mesmero!
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Where is me?
Where's my body?
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[screams]
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The hulk is on the loose.
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Who's idea was it
to let mesmero
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Anywhere near the hulk?
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Sir, I was following
your order.
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My orders? What
do you mean my--
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Mesmero. Mesmero must have
taken over my mind.
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Okay, that explains that.
Now what?
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Condition orange.
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Got it. But
where's spiderman?
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Where is hulk?
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Brain-man fix hulk?
[wrist phone beeps]
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Huh?
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[grunting]
shut up!
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- [cat screeches]
- [grunts]
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00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:09,047
- Huh?
- [roars]
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00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,417
Huh, hulk used to be greener.
187
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Ugh, hulk feel puny.
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Ugh, bad clothes.
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Mmm, purple.
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Time for school, peter.
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I'm hungry!
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[sighs] teenagers.
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Good.
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[grunting]
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Here you go.
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Huh.
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Um, have a good day
at school, sweetheart.
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Lady nice.
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[sighs] teenagers.
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Where is hulk?
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Good morning mr. Parker.
202
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,668
Are you ready for the king kong
of all science tests?
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Not doing this.
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00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:08,239
[giggles] everyone has to
take the test, big shot.
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00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:11,309
All right, now everyone keep
your eyes on your own paper
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00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,578
And put your pencils down
when you're done.
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00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,551
[grunts]
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00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,954
Huh?
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00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,161
[grunts]
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[giggles]
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[grunts]
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00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:39,070
Why?!?
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[grunts]
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Ugh. Guess who didn't study.
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00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:47,679
All you have to do is ask
for a new pencil, Mr. Parker.
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00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,080
Parker?
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00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,616
[cell phone rings]
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00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,553
Uh, hello?
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00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:58,323
Oh man! What
are you doing?
220
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Hulk taking test.
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Oh, no!
222
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,560
Hulk almost finished.
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00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:06,397
[teacher clears throat]
mr. Parker!
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00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,232
What?! No! No!
225
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,601
Put that pencil down!
Do not take that test!
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00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,704
[people screaming]
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00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:15,673
[groans]
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00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,710
Geronimo!
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00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:24,282
Hey handsome,
guess what time it is?
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[spiderman] the thing,
super-strong member
of the fantastic four.
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00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,588
Heh, okay, you want a hint?
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No hint.
233
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,158
It's clobberin' time!
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This is gonna take a while.
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And hurt.
236
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,474
Oh wow, the thing!
237
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,542
Okay, so if you'll
just let me explain.
238
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You see, what happened was--
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You know, when I got
the call from fury
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That you were on the loose,
241
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,690
I thought, is it
christmas already?
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00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,192
Gah!
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00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:11,129
[people screaming]
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00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,666
[people screaming]
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00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:20,304
I'm sorry, sorry, really!
246
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,306
Monster!
247
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,509
No, no, I just--
I just need a phone!
248
00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:28,713
H-h-here.
249
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,249
Dude, thank you so--
250
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,618
Oh, come on!
251
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,725
Uh, excuse me, I need to--
252
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,660
And I told the man
I had a coupon
253
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,362
But he said it was expired.
254
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,130
Can you believe
the day I'm having?
255
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:49,667
There you are!
Just listen to me!
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00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,440
Oops.
257
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:59,677
Oh, sorry. Sorry!
258
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:03,114
Ooh! Okay, all right,
here we go.
259
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,149
Gentle...
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00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:08,553
[cell phone vibrates]
261
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,289
- [whispers] hello?
- Ava! Ava, it's me!
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00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,491
No, no, no, no,
listen carefully.
263
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,493
No, no. Ugh. Just listen.
264
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,830
I'm in the hulk's body
and vice versa.
265
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,832
[teacher] pencils down.
266
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,602
But I wasn't finished yet!
267
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:30,875
I can't believe you made me
turn in an incomplete test,
peter,
268
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,444
I really can't.
269
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,745
Who peter?
270
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,647
I wasn't talking
to you, hulk.
271
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,483
My name is ava.
I'm a friend.
272
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,152
Friend?
273
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,688
Ugh. Follow me.
274
00:13:46,391 --> 00:13:50,161
Hulk walking!
275
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,762
You know, back in my day,
276
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,764
A hulk was a pulse-pounding,
277
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,899
Pile-driving,
278
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,501
Pound-packing person
279
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,736
Of profound pulchritude!
280
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,539
What's the world coming to?
281
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:04,609
Now you and I are going to find
peter and figure out what--
282
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,676
Ugh. What?
283
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,712
What's wrong?
284
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,614
Hulk don't like this.
285
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,581
Hulk like purple.
286
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,517
We can argue fashion later.
287
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,551
Let's just go find--
288
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,785
Uh, what does this do?
289
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,456
[gasps]
290
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,458
Uh, bye bye, cat lady!
291
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,326
Um...
292
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:31,269
Uh. Aw, come on! You're
taking all the fun out of this!
293
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,271
[grunts]
294
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,939
Hey, where are you going?
295
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,487
Dbc news here!
296
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,355
We are flying high
above new york city,
297
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,357
Tracking the massive battle
between the hulk and the thing!
298
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,596
We're not sure why these two
titans are at odds, but--
299
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,399
- Wait! Is that--
- spiderman?
300
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,669
How dare he hitch a ride
on daily bugle equipment!
301
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:08,406
How hulks body there,
when me here?
302
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,474
Huh? [grunts]
303
00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:14,312
Oh, my goodness!
304
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,681
Which way fight?
Which way hulk?
305
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,649
[whimpers]
306
00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:22,220
[grunts]
307
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,694
Stop hitting me!
308
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,764
[laughs] now we're talkin'!
309
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,968
Ow! I said stop!
310
00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:44,475
You stop it!
311
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,543
Hey, stop!
312
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,245
Hey, you stop!
313
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,647
[boxing bell rings]
314
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,516
This is all mesmero's fault!
315
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,784
I have to find mesmero!
316
00:16:01,693 --> 00:16:02,960
Taxi.
317
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,466
[chuckles]
318
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,034
To the airport.
319
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,644
Good one!
320
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,579
Oh my gosh!
It's the hulk!
321
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,548
[man] run! He's
gonna smash us all!
322
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,351
Oh man, they really
hate the hulk.
323
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,353
And I thought they hated me.
324
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,022
[thing] hey!
325
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,424
Leave hulk body alone!
326
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,625
[grunts]
327
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,994
Spidey? What are
you doin'?
328
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,629
[grunts]
329
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,002
[yells]
330
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,071
Hey, that's my body!
[grunts]
331
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,606
[yells]
332
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,408
Oh, no.
333
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,611
[grunts]
334
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,879
[grunts]
335
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:58,749
Oh, I hate this city.
What is the hold up?
336
00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:01,852
Incoming!
337
00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:06,657
[moans] oh, man.
338
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,759
Ah, the thing.
339
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:13,597
Destroy spiderman
and hulk!
340
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,635
Destroy spiderman and hulk.
341
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,071
I just purpled my pants.
342
00:17:33,618 --> 00:17:34,919
[laughs]
343
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,520
Well done.
344
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,823
Orange thing gone nuts!
345
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,791
[yells]
346
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:47,965
[kids screaming]
347
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:48,966
No!
348
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,068
[kids screaming]
349
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,042
[all gasp]
350
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:02,646
Hey look! It's the hulk!
351
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,883
[woman] spidey! Stop them!
352
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:06,917
You can do it!
353
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,085
[all cheering]
354
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,921
- Yeah, spiderman!
- Oh great,
355
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,557
The one time I get cheers
and it's not even me.
356
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,626
Hulk! Help us!
357
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,398
Leave hulk body alone!
358
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,034
Dude, listen to me!
359
00:18:25,036 --> 00:18:26,904
Dude, listen to me!
360
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:30,040
Mesmero is controlling you!
Snap out of it!
361
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,681
Hey, you!
362
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,418
Dude! Do you know what
alpha brainwaves are?
363
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,020
Our brains were switched
in a transference event.
364
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,856
How you hulk
when hulk is hulk?
365
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,558
Uh, quick question.
366
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,995
Was it because of a guy
with a weird head thing?
367
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,863
Yes.
He's right over there.
368
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,032
Uh-oh.
369
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,902
You!
370
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:01,539
Attack the monsters!
Destroy them all!
371
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,144
I got this.
372
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,979
Don't touch hulk.
373
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,926
Change us back!
374
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,961
Yeah, I'd listen
to the guy.
375
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,096
Change us back! Now!
376
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,500
It wasn't me!
I didn't do this!
377
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,835
It wasn't?
378
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,902
No.
379
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,038
Of course it was me!
380
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,806
I hate you idiots!
381
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,842
I'm in jail because
of you, spiderman.
382
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:42,112
All you did was make me angry.
383
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,482
And you don't want
to make me angry.
384
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,984
You wouldn't like me
when I'm angry!
385
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,919
Nice.
Thanks, man.
386
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:56,794
[grunts]
387
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,963
Change us back!
388
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,100
Okay, fine.
389
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,636
I'll change you back.
390
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:11,008
[sighs]
oh, thank goodness.
391
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,944
Hey, sorry, kid.
392
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,613
[sighs]
393
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:19,250
[hulk] you made everyone
hate me more.
394
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,719
You made everyone
laugh at me.
395
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,054
[panting]
396
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:28,092
[yells]
397
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:33,597
All I want to do
is help people
398
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:37,735
But everywhere I go
everyone hates me.
399
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,171
Everyone's scared of me.
400
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,008
Hulk, wait! Stay!
401
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,943
We can figure this out.
402
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,212
Thanks, spiderman.
403
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,847
You're a good friend,
404
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,882
But I need to figure
this out alone.
405
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,684
I need to go.
406
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,119
[grunts]
407
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:59,023
Tricarrier, the hulk is M.I.A.!
408
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,559
I repeat, the hulk
is on the loose!
409
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,660
Whoa whoa, wait.
410
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,061
I gotta protect the world, kid.
411
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,229
Did you hear him?
412
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,864
Did you hear
how he was talking?
413
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,132
Almost full sentences.
414
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,834
He never referred to
himself as the hulk.
415
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:14,605
Maybe it worked. Maybe
the whole brain switch
worked a little.
416
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,973
Maybe he is
a little smarter now.
417
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,577
Don't you think
he's suffered enough?
418
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,580
This is fury. Keep an eye
on the hulk but do not engage
419
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,948
Unless you hear from me.
420
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,216
Let's see how this plays out.
421
00:21:28,219 --> 00:21:31,221
I'm sure glad
that guy's
on our side.
422
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,057
Will hulk be all right?
423
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,858
We'll make sure
he's all right.
424
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,995
He deserves it.
He's a hero.
425
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:41,298
[theme music plays]
426
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:07,625
[music ends]
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