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[Slow music plays]
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♪
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Robin: I'm so happy you're home.
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I'm so happy to be home.
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♪
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Get in my arms right now!
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Oh, my God.
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You cut all your hair off.
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- Yeah, it's fun.
- Is it? Eh.
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You need a haircut.
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What do you think of the posters?
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Oh, yeah, great, man.
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Looks a little more like Mom
than it does Delilah, but yeah.
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I was thinking
she's been gone for a year,
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so she might look a little older.
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I'm sure people
will see the resemblance.
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I mean, I'm just so happy
to be home, okay.
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And nothing is gonna stop us thi...
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Hey!
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- Hey!
- Hey, hey.
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- Slow your roll.
- I'm slow.
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Okay, my roll couldn't be slower.
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Okay, I'm just saying, every
time we charge into a situation,
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we end up tripping
on our own dick, so...
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I'm not gonna trip on
anything, all right?
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- Okay.
- We're getting the band back together.
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Hey, man, um, you're
kind of plastering over
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the posters my son put up, so, uh...
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Missing Delilah is your band?
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Uh, no. M-My child is Delilah.
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She's... She's missing.
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But you just said you were
getting the band back together.
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I did. It's a figure of speech.
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Okay, well, where am I
supposed to put my band?
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Again, it's not a band.
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It's a...
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My child Delilah, she ran away.
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Oh! I thought it was a band.
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Yeah, a couple times now. But no.
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Hey.
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Found her.
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Robin: Nate, let it go.
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You're tired. You just got home.
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Hey, you haven't even
seen the place yet.
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You're gonna love it. It's small,
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but you're gonna love it. Jesus Christ!
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- Are you deaf?
- What?!
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Between the Putt-Putt
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and the old folks' home
with the unsecured Wi-Fi,
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this is prime real estate
for band peeps.
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[Stapler clicking]
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You know what?
There was a time in my life
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when someone like you
did something like this,
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I would probably break all their teeth.
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And their nose. A few ribs.
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Geez, no wonder your daughter
ran away... Hitler.
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[Stapler clicking]
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Godwin's law.
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Ah, see?! She's heard of us, old man!
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But, uh, we're actually called
Goblin's Slaw.
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No, young man, it's Godwin's law.
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If a debate goes on long enough,
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Hitler is eventually brought up.
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Can you just break his jaw
so we can leave already?
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No, I'm not gonna do that, okay?
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You're right, man.
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A lot of the reasons why my
daughter ran away was my fault.
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And I'm trying to make a change.
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- You're doing great. Doing a great job.
- Okay, so I'm asking you,
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please, just stop doing
what you're doing, okay?
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No can douche.
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[Screaming]
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[Laughing]
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Aah!
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Why would you do that?!
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- [Siren chirps]
- He broke my teeth and my jaw.
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Get me out of here!
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Get me out of here!
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Babe, what do you say
when you do the...
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Am I being detained?
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Yeah. Hey, am I being detained?
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Officer: Yes. Yes, you are.
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Oh, shit.
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♪ Somewhere behind the mountains ♪
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♪ There is a place I'm thinkin' ♪
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[Distorted music plays]
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[Telephones ringing]
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♪
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What are you in for?
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Shitty parents.
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Bradshawl: So just to be clear,
we're going with
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42-year-old man claims
17-year-old boy started it?
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He did. He stapled me.
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Listen, I get it. Your daughter's dead.
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She's not dead. She's missing.
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For over a year.
Those odds aren't good.
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I can't imagine
what you're going through.
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Let me show you this video we made.
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[Squeaking]
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[Clacking]
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I think you're gonna like this.
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Missing children are kind of my jam.
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[Slow music plays]
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[Lighter clicking]
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I wanted to see the world
when I grew up.
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I never thought I'd see it
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while stuck in a cargo container
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on my way to Thailand,
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trying not to vomit from
the sea of urine and feces.
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And I've only been
missing for 24 hours,
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just like all these girls.
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[Girls sobbing]
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My God! Why would you
make us watch this?
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To press upon you the fact
of how important it is
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to get your daughter back ASAP.
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We already know that.
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Well, check this out.
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When I was a little girl,
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I dreamed of being a famous magician.
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I'm been missing 48 hours,
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and the only tricks I can do
now are the ones I turn...
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for heroin.
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Oh, come on!
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Oh!
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That dirty pervert?
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Our desk sergeant Barry.
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He said he wasn't an actor,
but that... one take.
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Tough crowd. All right, here you go.
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[Tape fast-forwards] I was
supposed to have a playdate today.
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I'm pretty good at hide-and-seek.
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But if you haven't found me
after 72 hours,
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you'll be seeking me forever.
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Jesus Christ, would you
turn this off, please?!
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Funny story... the little girl
is allergic to corn syrup.
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That's what we used to make the blood,
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that and a little food coloring.
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But you know these stage moms.
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"Oh, she'll be fine. It's okay."
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I'm gonna tell you again,
our daughter is not dead.
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We get videos from her all the time.
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Bet they're not as good as my videos.
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I...
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She's living here in Syracuse,
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and we need your help
to find her, please.
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Well, you are in luck.
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Because this video has
a "tips and tricks" portion.
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[Upbeat music plays, siren wailing]
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Tip one... contact
local law enforcement.
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All:Syracuse P.D.!
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You already did that. Good for you.
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Tip two... fliers work.
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Blanket your neighborhood,
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'cause chances are
somebody saw me with her.
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Check... two for two.
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Barry, say hi. Big fans over here.
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Hey, folks, how you doing?
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Tip three, make sure to always
contact family members.
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They may be a safe haven
for your little runaway.
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I'm assuming you did that.
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- Of course.
- Yeah.
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What?
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You called your family, right?
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You're my family.
There's no one else to call.
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What about your mom?
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- Hmm?
- Did you call your mom?
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I searched the globe, okay?
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Deserts, tundra, jungle.
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Don't forget Japan!
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Hey, don't bring up Japan!
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Okay, I don't even want
to hear the word "Japan."
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So shitty.
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Please tell me you called your mom.
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Did you call my mom?
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Why would I call your mom?
She's not my mom.
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- So you admit you didn't call my mom?
- Did you call your mom?!
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I didn't have to call my mom
because she's a horrible person
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and there's no way
Delilah would go there.
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[Exhales] Yeah, I see her.
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Little twat pops in
at least once a week.
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Uses all my hot water
and steals my fiber bars.
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- Unbelievable.
- I know.
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Who would want to spend
even a second here?
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Seriously, everything that comes
out of her mouth is an insult.
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[Sighs]
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She must have been so
desperate to come here.
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It was a phone call, one phone call.
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Mistakes were made on both sides.
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One side.
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[Clocks ticking]
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Nate: Why wouldn't you call me
and tell me she was here?
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Well, I thought about
calling you on my birthday
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and then again on Mother's Day.
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And I really wanted to say something
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that day I had a mass
removed from my hip,
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but it turned out to be malignant,
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and I thought, "Nah, I don't want
to intrude on his busy life."
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So what time does Delilah
usually come by?
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I don't pay attention to clocks.
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[Cuckooing]
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Look behind you.
There's like 50 of them.
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What are you, a clock Nazi?
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Don't call me a...
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Stop it, stop. What... What day?
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What day does she come by?
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Hump day, 3:00 p.m.
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Like clockwork.
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That's... That's today.
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Great, so 3:00 p.m. today.
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No, today's Wednesday.
Hump day's Thursday.
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No. No, hump day's Wednesday.
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No, Thursday.
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When the guys get their dick pills
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and the gals get their cheap thrills.
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It means we get laid.
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Hump. You know, hump means...
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Okay, we get it.
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Oh, we get it... that is, STDs.
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But it's okay.
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I can run the clock out on most of 'em.
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Even syphilis doesn't
have time to get me.
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Helen, what's with all these
"Delilah's missing" posters?
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She's not missing.
I'm seeing her tonight.
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Wait, you know my daughter?
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Sure! She plays in a band
with my grandson.
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I think they may be schtupping.
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Please tell me that means
more than one thing.
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'Course it does.
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You got your regular schtupping.
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You got your doggie-style schtupping.
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You got your shower schtupping.
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Speaking of which, Helen,
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I'm gonna hit the steam
room and limber up,
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so in 20 minutes,
you be ready to get some.
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- Oh, come on! He just ruined my thing.
- Thank God.
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Oh, hey.
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- Hey, man.
- Just... Just...
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- I'm gonna go find the steam shower.
- Yeah, go... go get him.
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- Go get him. I sh...
- You stay here.
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I should... I should go with you.
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J-Jared, why don't you
stay here with Nana,
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get some quality family time.
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Nate's mom: Using me as a punishment?
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No! I just...
I thought it would be nice.
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- What would be nice?
- Just to catch up.
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- On what?
- All... everything.
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No, no.
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How far along are you
in the transition process?
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I'm a boy.
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Bullshit.
257
00:10:00,365 --> 00:10:02,298
[Toilet flushes]
258
00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,866
Nate: Oh, God.
259
00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:05,949
Occupied!
260
00:10:06,771 --> 00:10:08,037
What are you doing in here?
261
00:10:08,039 --> 00:10:09,838
- Oh, what is that?
- What?
262
00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,375
You ain't never seen
a pair of testankles before?
263
00:10:12,377 --> 00:10:14,443
What? Testicles that
hang to your ankles.
264
00:10:14,445 --> 00:10:15,644
Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.
265
00:10:15,646 --> 00:10:17,330
Get used to it, 'cause I'm
gonna have them, too.
266
00:10:17,782 --> 00:10:18,981
Oh, hey.
267
00:10:18,983 --> 00:10:20,249
Marty, hey.
268
00:10:20,251 --> 00:10:21,384
Can I ask you a quick question?
269
00:10:21,386 --> 00:10:23,519
- You mind closing the door?
- Absolutely, yes.
270
00:10:23,521 --> 00:10:25,654
You said you were seeing Delilah
tonight. Uh, where?
271
00:10:26,199 --> 00:10:27,934
Check the poster over there, you putz.
272
00:10:27,935 --> 00:10:29,125
Now, close the door.
273
00:10:29,127 --> 00:10:30,259
What?
274
00:10:30,261 --> 00:10:37,800
♪
275
00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,833
Babe, how could you miss this?
276
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,337
I...
277
00:10:41,339 --> 00:10:43,072
really need to slow my roll.
278
00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:44,407
Yeah.
279
00:10:44,409 --> 00:10:45,674
- God.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
280
00:10:45,676 --> 00:10:47,543
- Let's just go. Let's go.
- Hold on, hold on.
281
00:10:47,545 --> 00:10:48,945
So, quick question. Hi.
282
00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:51,748
Um, I haven't seen my daughter
in a really long time,
283
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,882
and your grandson sounds lovely.
284
00:10:53,884 --> 00:10:56,352
But this whole schtupping thing,
that's not true, is it?
285
00:10:56,354 --> 00:11:00,421
Well, I'll tell ya, every
grandson when he hits puberty
286
00:11:00,491 --> 00:11:03,492
loves to sit his tuchus on Zeyde's lap
287
00:11:03,494 --> 00:11:05,561
and ask how to properly
nosh out a knish.
288
00:11:05,563 --> 00:11:06,876
That's my daughter
you're talking about.
289
00:11:06,897 --> 00:11:07,963
- Oh, it is?
- Yes.
290
00:11:07,964 --> 00:11:09,003
Well, she should thank me.
291
00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:12,368
I taught him to use the Hebrew
alphabet with his tongue.
292
00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:14,837
Now close the goddamn door.
It's getting cold in here.
293
00:11:14,839 --> 00:11:16,372
Oh, you like it hot, do you?
294
00:11:16,374 --> 00:11:18,641
Does your daughter like
to ride a big schmeckle?
295
00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:20,176
Yes. Close the door.
296
00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:21,377
[Door slams]
297
00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:23,579
Whoa, be cool! Slow your roll!
298
00:11:23,581 --> 00:11:25,314
How's that? Is that hot enough for ya?
299
00:11:25,316 --> 00:11:26,582
I'll let you know.
300
00:11:26,584 --> 00:11:28,785
It's not instantaneous, you nudge.
301
00:11:28,787 --> 00:11:31,053
Then you have no idea what it
feels like to lose somebody.
302
00:11:31,055 --> 00:11:33,790
I'm 77 years old and Jewish.
303
00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:35,725
What do you think? Oh.
304
00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:39,797
Open it.
305
00:11:40,014 --> 00:11:41,828
- What? Open what?
- The door.
306
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,399
You're blocking it with your foot.
307
00:11:43,401 --> 00:11:44,533
No, I'm not.
308
00:11:44,535 --> 00:11:46,142
Then you broke it, you schmendrick.
309
00:11:46,225 --> 00:11:47,336
She closed it.
310
00:11:47,338 --> 00:11:48,504
What does that sign say?
311
00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:51,073
How could you not see?
312
00:11:51,075 --> 00:11:53,142
- Yep.
- Not see?
313
00:11:53,144 --> 00:11:55,411
- I...
- Not see?!
314
00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:56,945
At least turn down the heat.
315
00:11:56,947 --> 00:11:58,414
It's like an oven in here.
316
00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:00,883
- Oh, shoot.
- What the hell?!
317
00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:03,820
I-I'm so sor...
I may have broken this, too.
318
00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:05,754
What did you do to Marty?
319
00:12:05,756 --> 00:12:08,090
Okay, be cool.
Mistakes were made on both sides.
320
00:12:08,092 --> 00:12:09,826
No, that's not actually true.
He started it.
321
00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:10,960
- Marty?
- Yeah.
322
00:12:10,962 --> 00:12:12,962
I was mildly annoyed
323
00:12:12,964 --> 00:12:15,498
because he was
letting all the steam out.
324
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,966
Why would you do that?
325
00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:19,435
You think that steam grows on trees?
326
00:12:19,694 --> 00:12:21,134
Oy vey!
327
00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:24,173
I don't think I'm gonna
make it this time.
328
00:12:24,629 --> 00:12:26,375
Tell my grandson I love him,
329
00:12:26,377 --> 00:12:29,245
and tell him he can stay
with the shiksa,
330
00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:30,513
but she's just for practice.
331
00:12:30,515 --> 00:12:32,515
What?! Excuse me? For practice?
332
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:33,850
Like some kind of pocket pussy?
333
00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:34,872
What?
334
00:12:34,873 --> 00:12:36,318
Despite what you're doing,
335
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,654
I believe there's good in your heart.
336
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,055
Do not quote Anne Frank to me.
337
00:12:39,057 --> 00:12:40,923
Don't tell a Holocaust
survivor what to do.
338
00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:42,859
You're too young
to be a Holocaust survivor!
339
00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:44,793
You're a Holocaust survivor?
340
00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:47,590
- He's lying.
- She's Holocaust-denying me!
341
00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:48,707
[Grunting]
342
00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:51,333
I can't believe
this is how I'm going out.
343
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:54,537
At least if Hitler killed me,
I'd have my name on the wall.
344
00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:56,405
You're not gonna die.
I'm getting you...
345
00:12:56,407 --> 00:12:58,407
Move back, move back.
I'm gonna kick it open.
346
00:12:58,409 --> 00:13:03,079
It's triple-paned tempered
glass, you schnook.
347
00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:06,336
You couldn't knock it down
with a panzer tank, Rommel.
348
00:13:06,817 --> 00:13:09,686
[Growling]
349
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,420
This is it?
350
00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:12,755
Oy!
351
00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:14,423
- Ah.
- Shit.
352
00:13:14,425 --> 00:13:15,892
[Upbeat klezmer music playing]
353
00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:17,493
I'll get you out of there, man.
Back up!
354
00:13:18,963 --> 00:13:19,963
What?
355
00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:24,701
Ah! Ah!
356
00:13:28,106 --> 00:13:29,106
What are you doing?!
357
00:13:29,107 --> 00:13:30,506
What do you want me to do? He's dying!
358
00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:32,575
Oh, no!
359
00:13:34,044 --> 00:13:36,379
Noah: He's trying to kill Mort!
360
00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:38,915
He is the "Desert Fox."
361
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:41,684
I'm Schindler in this scenario, okay?
362
00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:44,220
Jesus! Nate.
363
00:13:47,058 --> 00:13:48,758
What is this made of?!
364
00:13:51,195 --> 00:13:52,328
No!
365
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,429
Aah!
366
00:13:54,599 --> 00:13:56,465
Marty, I'm coming for ya!
367
00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:58,200
[Grunts] I got him.
368
00:13:58,202 --> 00:14:00,803
[Grunting.
369
00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:02,739
I got him. Oh.
370
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,006
You all right?
371
00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:06,675
He's okay. He's breathing.
372
00:14:06,677 --> 00:14:08,811
Nate Parker, friend of the Jews.
373
00:14:10,881 --> 00:14:12,448
You're all right.
374
00:14:16,687 --> 00:14:18,354
Man: ♪ It's fun being weird,
it's fun being weird ♪
375
00:14:18,355 --> 00:14:21,424
♪ It's fun being weird,
you should try it sometime ♪
376
00:14:21,426 --> 00:14:22,959
- ♪ It's fun being weird ♪
- Hey, how are you?
377
00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:24,093
Nate: Uh, two, please.
378
00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:25,694
You here for the Deaf Jam?
379
00:14:25,696 --> 00:14:26,846
- You know it.
- We are.
380
00:14:26,847 --> 00:14:28,645
- That's us, def.
- Really?
381
00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:30,126
You don't sound it.
382
00:14:30,485 --> 00:14:32,435
What does a def person sound like?
383
00:14:32,437 --> 00:14:34,170
I'm not gonna do the voice
'cause that's racist.
384
00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:35,704
No, listen, trust me, this guy,
385
00:14:35,706 --> 00:14:37,706
he just keeps getting def-er with age.
386
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:39,642
Am I right? [Laughs]
387
00:14:40,037 --> 00:14:41,370
Keep the change.
388
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,912
I can't believe Def
Jam is still a thing.
389
00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:46,182
I know. I thought it got Me Too'd.
390
00:14:46,184 --> 00:14:48,584
[Loud music playing]
391
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:50,519
Holy shit! It's so loud in here!
392
00:14:50,521 --> 00:14:52,921
- What?!
- I said it's so loud in here!
393
00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:54,190
What did you say?!
394
00:14:54,192 --> 00:14:56,058
I think we should spread out
and go look for her!
395
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,060
No, I think we should wait
till she goes on,
396
00:14:58,062 --> 00:15:01,130
approach her tenderly, and tell
her how much we love her!
397
00:15:01,132 --> 00:15:02,398
No, I'm gonna go find her!
398
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,467
Man: ♪ You should try it sometime ♪
399
00:15:04,469 --> 00:15:06,002
- ♪ It's fun being weird ♪
- [Grunts]
400
00:15:06,004 --> 00:15:07,536
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
401
00:15:07,538 --> 00:15:10,873
♪ It's fun being weird,
you should try it sometime ♪
402
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,141
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
403
00:15:12,143 --> 00:15:13,406
Excuse me.
404
00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:14,811
Hey!
405
00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:17,798
Hey!
406
00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:19,451
Hey!
407
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:22,084
What, are you deaf? I need a drink!
408
00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:25,488
[Indistinct singing]
409
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:26,689
Oh, my God.
410
00:15:26,691 --> 00:15:29,091
It's you! Dylan from the poster!
411
00:15:29,093 --> 00:15:30,493
You're Delilah's boyfriend!
412
00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,294
We don't like labels, but yes.
413
00:15:32,296 --> 00:15:34,430
What?! Sorry!
I can't hear anything in here!
414
00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:37,166
- No one can.
- Well, you look like a nice boy!
415
00:15:37,168 --> 00:15:38,552
Dress well!
416
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:40,703
Seems like you got your shit together!
417
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:42,305
It's because of the aids.
418
00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:43,973
What?! I'm sorry.
419
00:15:43,975 --> 00:15:45,908
It's so loud!
420
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,977
It sounded like you said you have AIDS!
421
00:15:47,979 --> 00:15:50,847
I do! I got a case of them in China.
422
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,882
It really changed my life.
423
00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:55,318
Excuse me.
424
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,321
I'm looking for Delilah.
Do you see Delilah?
425
00:15:58,323 --> 00:16:01,724
Stop. Stop. Stop fighting, children.
426
00:16:01,726 --> 00:16:02,791
Ah. No.
427
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:03,993
Don't make me fight back.
428
00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:05,461
I'm like triple your sizes.
429
00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:08,197
Man: ♪ It's fun being weird,
you should try it sometime ♪
430
00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:09,398
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
431
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,799
Most people in my community,
432
00:16:10,801 --> 00:16:12,068
they're uncomfortable with it.
433
00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,270
Most kids here, they're scared of aids.
434
00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:16,338
But it's really exciting to have them.
435
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,407
They can really bring us all together.
436
00:16:18,409 --> 00:16:20,809
I can finally appreciate musicals.
437
00:16:20,811 --> 00:16:22,011
Have you seen "Rent"?
438
00:16:22,013 --> 00:16:23,013
No!
439
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,849
[Growling in slow motion]
440
00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:30,887
[Slow motion] Yeah!
441
00:16:30,888 --> 00:16:32,908
[Normal voice] Oh!
You got nothing on me!
442
00:16:34,092 --> 00:16:37,426
Man: ♪ And he accepts me
and my deviated septum ♪
443
00:16:37,428 --> 00:16:38,428
[Grunts]
444
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:43,700
[Growling]
445
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,768
Yeah! Whoo!
446
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,975
That's my new catchphrase,
'cause "Get some" is retired.
447
00:16:48,976 --> 00:16:50,106
Whoo!
448
00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:52,241
Did you give my daughter AIDS?!
449
00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:54,452
Oh, I've given them to a lot of ladies.
450
00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:56,178
You're a monster!
451
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,114
Not my aids!
452
00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:02,385
Man: ♪ It's fun being weird,
you should try it sometime ♪
453
00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:03,519
What are those?!
454
00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:05,788
Hearing aids, you idiot!
455
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:08,591
♪ You should try it sometime ♪
456
00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:10,326
Aah!
457
00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:13,029
Everybody watch out!
This guy's a total Hitler!
458
00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:17,734
- [Feedback]
- Ah!
459
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,268
I'm not Hitler!
460
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,470
Stop! Stop it!
461
00:17:21,472 --> 00:17:24,206
You're attacking me, and I'm
just trying to find my daughter!
462
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,408
Who's seen her?
463
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,169
I'm looking for Delilah.
464
00:17:27,678 --> 00:17:29,746
Delilah of the Double D's.
465
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:32,415
Don't act like you can't
hear me, you dumb idiots!
466
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:34,634
We're not dumb. We're deaf.
467
00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:36,153
Huh?
468
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:40,423
Uh...
469
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:41,958
- D-E-A-F.
- Yeah.
470
00:17:42,318 --> 00:17:44,461
I was gonna say
it's way too white in here
471
00:17:44,495 --> 00:17:45,894
to be a Def Jam, but...
472
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,630
- [Clears throat]
- They can't hear you.
473
00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:48,831
I know. I know.
474
00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:52,435
- Just leave, man.
- Yeah, sorry.
475
00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,037
Continue. Have fun.
476
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:59,642
Third Reich falls for
the second time, Hitler.
477
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,243
You know, I think I might be ready
478
00:18:01,245 --> 00:18:02,845
to turn over a new leaf with them.
479
00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:03,980
It's been so long.
480
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,202
I'm kind of excited to have them here.
481
00:18:06,203 --> 00:18:08,885
They've never seen my play, like, ever.
482
00:18:10,521 --> 00:18:14,323
Robin: All he had to do was say
hearing aids, just once!
483
00:18:14,325 --> 00:18:15,658
Nate: Yeah, sorry, everyone.
484
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,460
I'd do this, but I'm cuffed, so...
485
00:18:17,462 --> 00:18:18,561
Love you all.
486
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,064
Your mom is insane.
487
00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:23,932
Yes, she is.
488
00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,868
It's okay. Who needs them?
489
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,270
You got me.
490
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,259
Oh, and remember, today's hump day.
491
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,676
Okay, when I'm ready to do it
with more than a snow machine,
492
00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:35,211
you'll be the first to know.
493
00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:38,147
Wait, did you just say snow machine?
494
00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:40,550
No, your aids must be full of soda.
495
00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:44,962
Bradshawl: I can understand how racial
496
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:47,490
and religious demographic
changes scare some people.
497
00:18:47,492 --> 00:18:49,738
I don't agree with it, but I can
wrap my brain around it.
498
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:51,294
But deaf children?
499
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,562
I don't see where that even fits
on the bigotry scale.
500
00:18:53,564 --> 00:18:54,631
I hate do to this, but I think
501
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,167
I'm gonna have to charge you
with a hate crime.
502
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,366
[Scoffs] More like a Nate crime.
503
00:18:57,368 --> 00:18:58,767
Actually, I was talking to you.
504
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:01,170
What? No, he's the one
who was pushing children.
505
00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:02,734
No, no, the kids said
506
00:19:02,735 --> 00:19:04,707
it was the best mosh pit
they'd ever been in.
507
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,175
But you, on the other hand,
508
00:19:06,177 --> 00:19:08,911
destroyed $25,000
worth of concert aids.
509
00:19:09,366 --> 00:19:11,502
I thought that kid was HIV positive.
510
00:19:12,615 --> 00:19:14,217
That's not an excuse.
511
00:19:17,722 --> 00:19:19,495
- Really?
- None.
512
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:23,125
Well... looks like it continues
to be your lucky day.
513
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,993
No charges are being filed.
514
00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:26,329
Apparently, you have a guardian angel
515
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,463
that's looking out for you,
516
00:19:27,465 --> 00:19:29,357
keeping you from tripping
over your own dick...
517
00:19:30,134 --> 00:19:31,267
so to speak.
518
00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:33,135
- Your dick.
- I know whose dick it is.
519
00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,815
You got one.
520
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:37,698
[Knock on door]
_
521
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:42,045
Hi. Just give me a second, please.
522
00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:46,349
I want you to tell them
you're not pressing any charges.
523
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,416
Are you kidding?
524
00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:49,418
Your mom destroyed an entire case.
525
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:50,887
Here, for your aids.
526
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,421
She needs to go to jail.
527
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:54,403
I swear I'll break your teeth, nose,
528
00:19:54,404 --> 00:19:56,518
- and a few of your ribs if you...
- Okay, relax.
529
00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:59,761
Don't tell me to relax!
530
00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:02,582
You know, if you weren't
such a lady Hitler,
531
00:20:02,945 --> 00:20:05,746
you might actually enjoy
the Hebrew alphabe...
532
00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:06,781
[Grunts]
533
00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:10,885
No charges!
534
00:20:10,887 --> 00:20:12,286
[Grunting]
535
00:20:12,288 --> 00:20:17,625
♪
536
00:20:17,627 --> 00:20:18,627
[Exhales]
537
00:20:21,563 --> 00:20:25,820
Hi. My ex-boyfriend
has something to say.
538
00:20:25,822 --> 00:20:28,486
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538
00:20:29,305 --> 00:20:35,493
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