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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,800 Once upon a time... 2 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,480 there was a virgin. 3 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,560 She was twenty years old. 4 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,760 And, as you might say... a rare bird. 5 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:38,880 Jenny... 6 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,960 Jenny, love... 7 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,080 Wake up, you can't sleep forever. 8 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,160 - Morning, Dad. - Good morning, love. 9 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,360 There's some tea for ya. 10 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,480 Ta, Dad. 11 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,560 Down the brow, across the other side of the town... 12 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,880 lived a young man she'd been going steady with... 13 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:08,960 for two years. 14 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,960 He was a patient lad... 15 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,827 and everybody said they were made for each other. 16 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,280 His name was Arthur. 17 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,480 Arthur Fitton. 18 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,520 Morning, Mr Fitton. 19 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:38,520 Morning. 20 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,640 No Gas Works today then? 21 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,840 Hey, it must be a few years since you took a day off? 22 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,920 It'd look bloody funny wouldn't it, if our Arthur were to wed... 23 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,120 and his own father not in church? 24 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,320 Well, you've a lovely day for it. 25 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,240 I,... so far. 26 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:58,320 Come on, Arthur, out with ya. 27 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,440 I've got to get this room ready for the bride... 28 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:02,720 I don't want her seeing it in this state. 29 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,840 - She wouldn't mind, Mum. - Mmm, but I would. 30 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:09,120 Oh, come on... don't fuss eh? It's only for one night, you know. 31 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,120 And then... 32 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,320 look, look at that... 33 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,440 golden sun, golden sand, champagne by the bucket. 34 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,640 Mmm, costing you a bonny penny too. 35 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,840 You're Dad and me made do with Blackpool. 36 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,040 Times have changed, Mum. 37 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,120 And you'd better too if you're going down-town to get them tickets. 38 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,440 No, I'm seeing Joe Thompson first... 39 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,520 picking up me wages. 40 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,520 Here, I thought you wanted a lift? 41 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:28,720 Yeah, I'm just coming. 42 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:29,840 And listen, you two... 43 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,840 come back in good time... 44 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:32,920 we don't want no hold-ups. 45 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,120 Two o'clock sharp, the Vicar said. 46 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:38,240 - Oh, Mum! - He'll be there, don't worry, Mum. 47 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,440 Mind 'ow you go on that machine. 48 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,640 - 'Allo, Arthur. - Morning, Eddie. 49 00:02:58,840 --> 00:02:59,640 Morning, Joe. 50 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,920 'Ow do, Arthur, I didn't expect to see you today. 51 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,040 I've come for my wages. 52 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,240 - I'd 'ave kept it for you. - We may need the cash, you know. 53 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,320 Ahh, like that is it? Ok. 54 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,440 'Ere y'are... 55 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,520 one week, less two days. Sign there. 56 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:13,720 Did you find someone? 57 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,920 Yeah, starting Sunday. But I know these relief projectionists. 58 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,240 Your job's open for two weeks, not a minute longer, so be back! 59 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,240 Ta. 60 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,440 Well I better get weaving, I've a lot to do. 61 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:24,640 You have tonight, lad. 62 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,720 So don't go getting in a muck sweat now... 63 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,040 or when the time comes you'll be all worn out. Eh?! 64 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:29,920 Ha ha! 65 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,120 I'll be there to kiss the bride! 66 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,200 Jenny... 67 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,200 Darling. 68 00:04:02,168 --> 00:04:03,280 Hey... you're jumpy. 69 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,960 Getting nervous? 70 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,400 Don't be daft! I was wondering where you got to. 71 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,680 Oh, it was Joe Thompson, he doesn't show 'til nearly eleven. 72 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:10,680 Anyway I got the money. 73 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:11,520 I got mine too, here it is. 74 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,080 - Good. - Come on, we're late. 75 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,280 - Hang on, Geoff. - Alright. 76 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:19,280 Yes, sir? 77 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,600 We booked for the 'Moonlight Special'. 78 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,800 - Oh yes, Mister, err... ? - Fitton. 79 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,800 All right, err, Mr Phillips... 80 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,080 if you'll just get the special gift wallet for Mr and Mrs Fitton... 81 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:31,280 presentation maps, free meal vouchers, souvenir labels... 82 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,480 and... I shall need your passports and a hundred and fifteen pounds. 83 00:04:36,368 --> 00:04:38,480 It's in my maiden name, does it matter? 84 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:39,600 Oh... 85 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,600 We're getting married... today. 86 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,680 Oh good, sir. Thank you, Mr Phillips. 87 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:45,880 There are your gift wallets. 88 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,880 Now, if you will be here at noon tomorrow... 89 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,080 your luxury coach will be waiting to take you south... 90 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,080 to Gatwick Airport. 91 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,400 And there's nothing else we'll have to pay for? 92 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,400 Not a thing. 93 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:55,480 How about the tickets? 94 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,800 Ahh... you'll get those on-board the coach tomorrow. 95 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:58,880 And, congratulations. 96 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,080 - Thanks very much. - Well, we better hurry. 97 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,280 - Thanks. - Thank you, sir. 98 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,734 - How 'bout you then? - I'll jump on a bus. 99 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,480 Ok Geoff, take her away. 100 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,680 And don't keep me waiting! 101 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:18,800 Bye! 102 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,800 - Thanks, Geoff. - Ta rah. 103 00:05:36,611 --> 00:05:40,000 Quick love, upstairs, your Mother's getting in a proper state. 104 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,080 I'm sorry, Dad, it couldn't be helped. 105 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,280 Lesley, you'll have to go and fetch her... 106 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,600 she's got no consideration for anybody! 107 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,800 You can save your breath... she's back. 108 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,840 - I'm gonna miss you, Dad! - Me too, love. 109 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,960 Look, it's not 'im you're marrying! 110 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,160 And me and Dora's been waiting here the past hour, worrying. 111 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,440 You better let the dog out, we can't leave her locked-up all day. 112 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,440 I can't do everything! 113 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:05,640 - Oh, I'm sorry, Dora. - Don't worry, love... bags of time. 114 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,760 Right, let's make sure it fits. 115 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,040 I just don't understand why you have to leave everything... 116 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,160 to the last moment! 117 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,040 I told you, it's the savings... 118 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,440 you have to give seven days notice. 119 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,560 Then you should have made up your mind about the honeymoon earlier. 120 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:18,560 Anyroad... 121 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,760 asking for trouble... 122 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,960 bride seeing the groom before the ceremony?! 123 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,240 It's terrible bad luck! 124 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,240 Oh, Mum... that's a load of of old codswallop! 125 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,440 - You what? - Nobody believes that stuff nowadays. 126 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,560 Oh, nobody believes anything nowadays... 127 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,840 I was hoping I brought you up different. 128 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:31,960 Must you keep going on at her? 129 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,240 Nobody's going on at anybody, and 'ave you got Dora's bouquet yet? 130 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,240 Yes. 131 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,560 And the sausage rolls, did you phone the shop? 132 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:38,560 Yes. 133 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,372 Well, are the shoes polished? 134 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:41,760 No... 135 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:42,960 Look, I can't do everything! 136 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,960 Come on Love, get in that dress. 137 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,216 Watch them sleeves. 138 00:06:48,184 --> 00:06:50,240 Everything left to the last minute... 139 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,360 always the same in this house. 140 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,440 Now, let's have a look at you. 141 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,440 Oh, she looks fab! 142 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,640 Honest, Jen, you look fab! 143 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:34,760 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God... 144 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,040 and in the face of this congregation... 145 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,383 to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 146 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:05,320 First, it was ordained for the procreation of children... 147 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,600 to be brought up in the fear and the nurture of The Lord... 148 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,720 and to the praise of His Holy Name. 149 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,920 Secondly, it was ordained for a remedy against sin... 150 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,000 and to avoid fornication. 151 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:41,200 Keep your mind on what you're doing, Son. 152 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:15,400 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother... 153 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:20,600 and shall be joined unto his wife. And they too shall be one flesh. 154 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,720 This is a great mystery... 155 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:53,412 - You're squeezing me to death, Mr Fitton. - Aye, lovely isn't it. 156 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,120 Ooh! 157 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:07,200 What's he doing to ya... eh? 158 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,320 Ha, ha, ha. 159 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,360 He's 'aving a job keeping in time, poor chap. 160 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,680 I thought he gave her a lovely service, didn't you? 161 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:32,760 - Oh yes. - Oh yeah. 162 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,080 You're not done proper if you're not done in church... 163 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,160 that's what I say. 164 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,360 I'm surprised though, he let her 'ave his organ... in Lent. 165 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:42,480 He wouldn't let our Ethel 'ave it, not for love nor money. 166 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,760 You've got to go without something, he said. 167 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,960 'Ow much does he charge then... I mean, for his organ? 168 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,960 Five guineas, all in, I believe. 169 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,360 Eee, that's a lot. He does well... 170 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,480 # It's time you went... 171 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:00,680 - Right... - Oh... there's some life in you, Mr Fitton. 172 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,880 I can still lick some of the young-uns. 173 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,080 Stop boasting if I were you, and serve some more drinks... 174 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,360 I'm sure Joe Thompson could do with one. 175 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,680 - Ah, I wouldn't say no. - Come on, love. 176 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,560 Well then... 177 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,880 I think it's all gone off very well, Mrs Piper. 178 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:14,960 Very nice party. 179 00:11:15,548 --> 00:11:18,160 Here, come on Todd, Walt, there's more to drink. 180 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,480 Hey, you having a pint with me, Son? 181 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,560 - No more ale, thanks very much. - No more ale...?! 182 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,760 My old Dad would turn in his grave if he could hear you say that. 183 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:26,960 Yes, well he can't hear me, can he. 184 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,360 - You don't take after your Dad, Arthur. - Hey, that stuff's for women... 185 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,560 you'll get a fat lot of jollification out of that! 186 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,680 He's right you know. 187 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,560 Look... 188 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,760 you don't 'ave to be tanked-up to enjoy yourself, do you? 189 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,880 I never said you did! 190 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,280 But you might try making a bit of fun for people... 191 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,280 they're your guests. 192 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,480 What do ya want me to do... stand on me bloody 'ead?! 193 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,480 Ha, ha, ha. 194 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,480 Huh... well hark at him! 195 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,680 Don't 'eed your Dad, Arthur, he's had a drop too much. 196 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,880 He's alright, really. 197 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,960 - Uncle Fred? - No, I've got one, love. 198 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,280 Will you take these for me, Arthur? 199 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,480 I don't know where folk put it all. 200 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,560 They're hungry. 201 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,680 Hey... and how about another dance? 202 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,880 It's always the same, lad, weddings and funerals... 203 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,160 - the last one's to enjoy 'em are the principals. - Sure. 204 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,480 You picked yourself a good lass there, you know. 205 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:10,480 I, I know. 206 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,760 Not that she ever learnt much about men... 207 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,960 at least, not until you came along. 208 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,080 'er mother made sure of that! 209 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,080 Hey... 210 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,240 whad'ya walking about with that thing for? 211 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,440 Our Jenny wanted folk to have a piece to take 'ome. 212 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,840 Oh, you're taking things things on yourself... 213 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,040 anybody'd think it were your wedding. 214 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,120 It's me daughter's. 215 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,120 She's my daughter too! 216 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,320 Just tell me where to put it, will ya. 217 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:30,520 Oh, don't tempt me. 218 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:31,863 Oh, 'ere... over 'ere. 219 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,640 Hey... steady, Ezra. 220 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,920 Steady, with ale still in the barrel... what's the matter with everyone? 221 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:41,840 Hey... 222 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,040 Time was when my old pal Billy Stringfellow and me would... 223 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,240 walk into any pub and... 224 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,320 challenge 'em to a singing match, for pints. 225 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,440 What sing, and not fight 'em? 226 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:50,720 Oh, he'd fight if that's what they wanted... 227 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:51,720 or he'd sing. 228 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,040 Best pal a man ever 'ad, was Billy. 229 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,040 Wherever he is... God bless 'im. 230 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,240 Aye, God bless 'im. 231 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,240 Hey! 232 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,440 Hey, hey, hey... watch out! 233 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,440 Sorry, Dad. 234 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,720 What the hell do you think you're doing? 235 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:04,920 look at the mess you've made! 236 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,040 Oh come on... you don't think I did it on purpose, do ya? 237 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,320 Well you can see where you're going can't 'ya... 238 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,440 you're not drunk!? 239 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,440 I'm not. 240 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,720 Arthur... that's no way to speak to your father. 241 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,720 Oh... thank you Mrs Piper. 242 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:19,920 T'were only an accident. 243 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,040 Ha, ha, that's a son's gratitude these days... 244 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,320 you bring'em into the world an... 245 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,520 Look... do you have to be grateful for being born now?! 246 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,720 You might be grateful for a long of things one day, Son. 247 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,840 What things? 248 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,920 Are you picking on our Arthur again? 249 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,120 It's... it's 'im picking on me, I... 250 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,920 Nevermind, t'were an accident. 251 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,120 Give them to me, love. 252 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,120 Where's Jenny? 253 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,320 Oh, there she is... Jenny. 254 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,520 Why don't you slip away, the pair of you? 255 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,520 Could we? 256 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,720 How about Dad? He'll 'ave something to say. 257 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,040 Oh, he's always got something to say... 258 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,120 you leave 'im to me. 259 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,120 Go on... off you go. 260 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,320 Thanks, Mum. 261 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,520 Now then, Ladies and Gentlemen... 262 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,720 time please, come along now, you've all got homes to go to. 263 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,720 Lucy... 264 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,040 What say we finish up party back home? 265 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,120 Well, there's no drink in the house. 266 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,320 Well I can soon fix that. 267 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,520 Don't you think they've had enough? 268 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,520 Now don't go spoiling everything! 269 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,640 Listen everyone... 270 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,840 we're not done yet... 271 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,920 Joe, you can take a few in your car... 272 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,240 Fred 'ere can manage the rest, eh? 273 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,320 We're going back 'ome. 274 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,440 Oh! 275 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,480 My God, he does go on. 276 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,680 You take things too much to heart. 277 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,680 I know. 278 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,880 I should've kept my big mouth shut. 279 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,200 I think it's only that he wants you to be more like 'im. 280 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,280 Sometimes I wish I were. 281 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,400 I don't! 282 00:14:49,924 --> 00:14:51,480 Things might've been easier. 283 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,600 Not for me. 284 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,600 You take my Dad... 285 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,800 he's never read a book in his life. 286 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,080 See's me with one he goes round the twist. 287 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,080 That's because you're different. 288 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,558 No, maybe he's right... 289 00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,480 you read about other people's lives... what happens... 290 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,600 you get to wondering about your own. 291 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,800 That's what I mean... 292 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000 you got more to you, Arthur. Everybody says so. 293 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,000 Who says so? 294 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,080 I say so. 295 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,280 Well as long as you say so... 296 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,480 - Mmm... - Mmm... 297 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,480 Arthur Fitton, don't be cheeky! 298 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,680 Why not, we're married aren't we? 299 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:38,800 Yes, but... not on the public highway. 300 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Alright... but you wait 'til I get you home. 301 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,280 You'll have to catch me first, then. 302 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,400 Huh... right! 303 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,400 Ahhh! 304 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,280 Oh! 305 00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:01,400 # I send thee red, red roses... 306 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:05,480 # To tell thee of the morn... 307 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,680 Ah, flippin' 'eck... they're back! 308 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,800 That's me Dad. 309 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:16,880 # Our happy love was born... 310 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:22,880 # Our happy love was born... 311 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,080 # I send thee white, white roses... 312 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:31,080 # To tell thee of the night... 313 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:36,200 # The night, in all it's beauty... 314 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,480 - He, he, come on... - What ya gonna do then? 315 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,600 You'll see. 316 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,560 There! 317 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,760 Here it is, look... 318 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,760 the bridal suite, eh? 319 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,040 Come on, Eddie, you can take me now. 320 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,240 - Come on Joe, let's go down. - Hey, don't be stupid! 321 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,360 Shh... come on, down here. 322 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,440 Take hold of that... 323 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,560 Yeah... 324 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:55,440 Ha, ha, ha. 325 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,640 Eh, hold on... you can't do that on their wedding night! 326 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,840 What other night would you do it, you mug! 327 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,160 Our young Arthur, he lives in the bloody clouds, doesn't he? 328 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,160 Well this'll bring 'im back to earth! 329 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,360 Eh... hey, what you doing?! 330 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:11,360 # This will the roses say... 331 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:16,560 # There is no day without thee... 332 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:21,640 # No night when thou’rt away... 333 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:26,760 # No night when thou’rt away... 334 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:31,840 # No day I do not love thee... 335 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:36,840 # No night I do not pray... 336 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:42,040 # That God will bless and guard thee... 337 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:46,160 # Forever night and day... 338 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:55,240 # That God will bless and guard thee... 339 00:17:55,440 --> 00:18:01,360 # Forever night and day... 340 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:11,440 # Forever night... and day. 341 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,560 Hooray! Great! 342 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,640 Hey... you've a fair voice, Ezra. 343 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,640 I had once... 344 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,840 But it weren't a patch on me old pal Billy Stringfellow's. 345 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,160 Do we have to keep bringing up Billy tonight? 346 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,160 Well, why shouldn't we? 347 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,240 Because nobody here knows him... 348 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,560 and nobody wants to hear about him. 349 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,640 I bloody knew him, didn't I...?! 350 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,760 So did you. 351 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:41,840 Cup of tea, anybody? 352 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,960 - Let me make it, Mrs Fitton. - Don't bother, love. 353 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,716 Oh, come on, let's all help. 354 00:18:48,017 --> 00:18:49,240 Now what 'ave I said?! 355 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,320 He sounds like a handy boy this err... Billy. 356 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,600 Decenter lad never wore shoe-leather. 357 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,600 And strong... 358 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,800 you should've seen 'im at the elbow game... 359 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 he were all-time champion. 360 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,200 - Oh, I... - What game's that Mr Fitton? 361 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,320 Well don't you know the elbow game? 362 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:05,080 - Hey Fred... 363 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,800 you've won a few pints in your time, let's show 'im, eh? 364 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:08,920 Aye, go on... 365 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,612 Here... bring the chair over. 366 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,000 That's right. 367 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,200 Sit down, Fred. Now look... 368 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,200 Look... 369 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,520 Now you put your left hand behind your back, see... eh? 370 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,720 And your right elbows on't table. 371 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,800 And you grasp hands, eh? 372 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 - You ready, Fred? - Aye. 373 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,120 Steady... 374 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,120 Go... 375 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,400 I'll take six to four about Mr Fitton, 'ere are... 376 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,600 - I'll take that. - Let's see it then, come on... eh? 377 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,600 'Ark at 'em... 378 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,800 some men never grow up, do they? 379 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,334 What's up with you, Mum? 380 00:19:40,088 --> 00:19:42,200 It's a big moment for a mother, love... 381 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,320 a daughter's first night. 382 00:19:45,242 --> 00:19:47,520 I just can't believe she's really married. 383 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,600 I feel there's so much I should've told 'er. 384 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,800 I'll give you a couple of tips, love... 385 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,920 never show pleasure. 386 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,200 You know what I mean, don't 'ya? 387 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,400 Not that there ever is much. 388 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,400 Aye, you're right there. 389 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,600 Never actually refuse though... 390 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,600 It makes a man feel small... 391 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,800 and they take it out of your 'ouse-keeping money. 392 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,120 You talk as if all men are the same, Mrs Thompson. 393 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,200 Do I love? Well lets hope they're not for your sake. 394 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,400 I know one thing... 395 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,400 Arthur's one of the lucky ones... 396 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,600 he's got an innocent wife. 397 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,720 Ezra... yes... lovely! 398 00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:20,800 Hey... you're not the man you were, Fred! 399 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 I never was good enough to beat you, Ezra. 400 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,200 Hey Geoff, come on... you take your Father on. 401 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,400 Not likely... look at the size of them maulers! 402 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,600 Kept you for many a year, lad! 403 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,800 Hey, Joe... how 'bout you? 404 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Aye, I'd 'ave a go... only, I sprained my wrist. 405 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,120 - Hey, Mr Piper? - No, you'd be too much for me. 406 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,400 Hey, come on, I'll challenge any one of you... 407 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,400 no, not 'ere, Lucy, not 'ere. 408 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,600 Are you showing off again? 409 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,600 Eh, Arthur, how about duelling? 410 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,920 - Yeah... come on, Arthur. - Not tonight, thanks. 411 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,920 Ah, he's got another challenge coming up tonight, aven't ya, lad? 412 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:46,920 Ha, ha, ha... 413 00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:49,200 Oh... let the lad read, can't ya? 414 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,320 On 'is wedding night... a son of mine reading! 415 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,520 P'raps he's reading it up, eh? 416 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,767 Ooh, he's left it a bit late hasn't he? 417 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:58,600 Ha, ha, ha... 418 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:03,680 - Alright... I'll take you on. - Don't be silly the pair of you! 419 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,960 - I thought you'd stop 'im. - She's not. 420 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,080 Just a minute... I'll take the hat. 421 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,280 No good ever comes of these challenges between father and son. 422 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,680 Never mind about that... now Fred, you be referee. 423 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:13,680 Oh, right... 424 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,680 Alright everybody... cut the cackle! 425 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,960 Look steady on... you've got my hand gripped-tight already! 426 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,160 - Well, grip mine. - How can I, it's buried in your mitt! 427 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,280 Now let me get a proper hold! 428 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,360 Now then, play fair... Bighead. 429 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,680 You must excuse my missus, she doesn't know the rules. 430 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,760 Ah, fairs fair, let go... 431 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,880 - Ere, who's side are you on? - I'm impartial. 432 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,080 Well, see you stay that way! 433 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,160 Right, are you both ready? 434 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,360 - Aye. - Steady... 435 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,360 Go! 436 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,560 - Come on, Arthur! - Come on, Dad! 437 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,760 Come on, Arthur! 438 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,680 Come on, Arthur! 439 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,680 Push 'im up! 440 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,960 - Push, Arthur, push! 441 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,525 That's right... That's it, keep pushing, lad. 442 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,160 Come on, Arthur! 443 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,480 - Yeah, come on, Arthur! - Push it down, Arthur! 444 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,560 Keep going! 445 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,760 - That's it, keep going... - Push it! 446 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:02,880 Come on... 447 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:03,960 down! 448 00:22:04,326 --> 00:22:06,160 Come on, Arthur... you've got 'im! 449 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,280 He 'as 'ell as like... 450 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,480 - That's it! - That's it! 451 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,480 Push it! 452 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,680 Push it down, Arthur! 453 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,880 - You've got 'im now. - Come on! 454 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,880 Come on, Arthur! 455 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:18,960 Come on, Ezra... 456 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,160 ...get it down there, what's the matter with ya! 457 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,360 Come on, Arthur! Come on! 458 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,560 Push it down! Push it down! 459 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,480 Push it! 460 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,760 - You got it... - Push it down, Arthur! 461 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,880 Now come on, press back now! 462 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,960 Oh... come on, Arthur! Come on! 463 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,080 That's it, now it's going, now... 464 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,280 That's right, that's right, Arthur... 465 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,360 Hold it! 466 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,360 Hold! 467 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,480 Go on... 468 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,680 That's it! That's it! 469 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:41,760 Keep the weight. 470 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,880 That's better, go on... 471 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:44,880 Come on! 472 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,160 - Look, hold 'im! - That's right! That's right! 473 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,160 Push it down! 474 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,280 You're almost there... come on! 475 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,560 - Press it! Press! - Come on, Arthur! 476 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,560 You got 'im, Dad! 477 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,680 That's it... 478 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,880 - Arrgh! - You're bloody well licked now! 479 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,880 Well... 480 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,080 Ezra's the winner. 481 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,080 Arthur... 482 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,280 did you hurt your hand? 483 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,480 Oh well, a good old-un can still beat a good young-un eh... 484 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,760 - well done, Mr Fitton. - You should be ashamed of yourself! 485 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,840 Look at your hands, they're twice the size of his! 486 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,120 - Well I'm twice his age, aren't I? - Well, it was a good contest. 487 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,240 Ere, do you know what time it is? 488 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,440 It's past two o'clock! 489 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,520 Ah, the newlyweds will be wanting to go to bye-byes, eh? 490 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,720 It's a one-track mind you 'ave, Joe Thompson! 491 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,040 Eh, let's have less of that... put ya coats on. 492 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,240 Mrs Fitton, it's been a right good do! 493 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,598 - Well, goodnight, love. - Goodnight, Mom. 494 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,520 Seems funny seeing you off, somehow. 495 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,840 Home won't be the same without you, love. 496 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,920 Goodnight, Dad! 497 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:44,920 Bless you. 498 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,120 He never knows when to leave, this man. 499 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,440 Well don't hang about you two, get off to bed. 500 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,520 I'll see you at the coach in the morning. 501 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,840 - Mmm. - Goodnight, love. 502 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,840 Well, come on then. 503 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,240 Goodnight, Mum! Goodnight, Dad! 504 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,320 Night. 505 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:59,520 Hope you enjoyed yourselves. Goodnight Mrs Piper. 506 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,640 Goodnight. 507 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,720 Come on, love. 508 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:06,920 - Bye, Mrs Fitton. Smashing do, really lovely! - Come on, Jenny 509 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,120 - It's bin lovely having you! - I'd like a lift, ta very much. 510 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,440 Uncle Fred'll give you a lift, won't you Uncle Fred? 511 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,520 Yes, of course I'll take ya... 512 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,640 not out of my way at all. 513 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,640 (Night Dora, love...) 514 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,340 (eh, watch 'im you know...) 515 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,920 (Ta-ta, Ezra. Had a grand time.) 516 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,040 Well... here we are. 517 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,120 Oh, Arthur... 518 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,240 Roses! 519 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,320 Mmm... they're lovely! 520 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,520 I thought they'd drown the smell of the Gas Works. 521 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,640 It's a bit strong at times. 522 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,220 - Just leave 'em on the sink, love. - Ok, Mum. 523 00:25:00,817 --> 00:25:03,040 Did you 'ave to beat the lad like that... 524 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,843 in front of Jenny and everybody? 525 00:25:05,264 --> 00:25:06,240 It was only a game! 526 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,520 Would you have liked it if your Dad had licked you... 527 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,720 in front of everybody, and on your wedding night? 528 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,840 Stop picking me up, Lucy! 529 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:16,040 What counts, is what a man feels inside. 530 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,240 How do we know what you feel? 531 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,669 I didn't hurt him, did I? 532 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,845 You're always hurting him. 533 00:25:46,924 --> 00:25:48,480 I'll just put these outside. 534 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,480 What for? 535 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,800 You can't leave flowers in a bedroom at night, they die. 536 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:53,880 Oh. 537 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,880 Oh... hello, Mr Fitton. 538 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,000 Did I, err... disturb you, love? 539 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,280 No, no... I, I were just putting the flowers outside. 540 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,280 I, err... 541 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,400 I, I forgot to say goodnight. 542 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,600 Oh... goodnight! 543 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,600 And, erm... God bless! 544 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,800 God bless! 545 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:20,000 A right good match, Son! No ill-feeling? 546 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,080 God bless both of you! 547 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,200 Here... catch! 548 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,280 Night! 549 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,400 What did he say? 550 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,925 I don't think he heard me. 551 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,600 It's funny... 552 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,800 but as we were struggling there across the table, Lucy... 553 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,800 I looked up at 'im... 554 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,080 ...do you know who he suddenly reminded me of? 555 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,200 He even got the selfsame grip. 556 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,400 For a moment, I thought it was him. 557 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,600 It were nice of your Dad to call up. 558 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,600 He's alright. 559 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,245 - You all but beat him, you know. - I wouldn't want to, really. 560 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,040 I only 'ope he doesn't start snoring tonight. 561 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,360 He must sleep with his head against that wall. 562 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,440 Sets the whole room vibrating. 563 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,040 Do you like this? 564 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,760 - Oh! - Oh, sorry, Jenny! 565 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,760 It's alright. 566 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,160 I just wondered who... who it was for the moment. 567 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,240 They say... 'music soothes the savage beast'. 568 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,440 'Breast', Darling... 569 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,560 - What did you say? - I said 'breast'. 570 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,840 'Music hath charms to soothe the savage breast... 571 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,040 to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak'. 572 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,040 Oh... 573 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,240 I see. 574 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,240 You know... 575 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,560 I sometimes think I understand Beethoven better than my own Dad. 576 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,760 You don't have to live with Beethoven, that's why. 577 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,760 Mind you... 578 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,040 he looks a right one for the 'elbow game'! 579 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,040 Erm... 580 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,360 pass me my nightie would you, Arthur? 581 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,440 Oh... oh, yes. 582 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,640 Aren't you gonna get undressed? 583 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,760 Oh, aye... 584 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,800 Oh... oh... 585 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,920 Oh... 586 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 What happened? 587 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,000 Shut up... do ya hear?! 588 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,320 You're as bad as the bloody rest of 'em! 589 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,520 I've had just about as much as I can take for one day! 590 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,520 Ha, ha ,ha. 591 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,520 Mmm... noisy pair. 592 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,720 So long as they're happy. 593 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,720 ...I'm talking! 594 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:26,800 What you say, love? 595 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,120 I said, you might show some consideration... 596 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,200 'ow about ya new sister-in-law, then? 597 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,520 She might be needing some rest this morning I shouldn't wonder. 598 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,520 Oh, aye! 599 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,800 Eh... our Geoff. Your breakfast's on the table. 600 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,800 Coming! 601 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 - Morning, Mrs Fitton. - Morning. 602 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,200 They'll be shy coming down I dare say. 603 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,520 Do you know, our Frank could hardly face his dad next morning. 604 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,600 Mmm. 605 00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:56,680 Fasten your shirt collar. 606 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:57,760 Why? 607 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,760 Suppose Jenny comes down... 608 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,080 it's not nice a young girl seeing the hairs on a man's chest at breakfast. 609 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,160 Why do you always throw the towel on the chair?! 610 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,527 If I did everything right... I wouldn't need you, would I? 611 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,560 Well... I'll just take 'em up cuppa tea. 612 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,760 They don't want disturbing. 613 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,325 What, let 'em go off on their honeymoon without saying goodbye? 614 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,080 Jenny... 615 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,160 # I bring thee red, red roses... 616 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,360 Wakey, wakey! Rise and shine! 617 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,560 - Come in. - I can't, me 'ands are full. 618 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,680 Oh... 619 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,760 Just coming. 620 00:33:15,824 --> 00:33:16,880 Here you are, then. 621 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,960 Oh... ta, Dad. Ta very much. 622 00:33:20,048 --> 00:33:23,160 There's four Russians and a monkey walking out there now. 623 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,160 Walking out where? 624 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,480 Well where'dya think? Outer space. 625 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,480 Ha, ha. 626 00:33:29,448 --> 00:33:30,560 Does she take sugar? 627 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:31,680 Jenny... sugar? 628 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,680 Please, Mr Fitton. 629 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,880 D'ya sleep alright, love? 630 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:35,960 Yes, thanks. 631 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:36,960 Good. 632 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,280 I don't suppose that poor bloody monkey's had much. 633 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,160 Ha, ha, ha. 634 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,480 Yes well... well I just come up to say goodbye. 635 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,838 Yes, goodbye then, Dad. 636 00:33:44,038 --> 00:33:45,760 Well, 'ave a good time both of you. 637 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,760 Thanks. 638 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,480 Ta rah. 639 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,236 - Ta rah then, Dad. - Ta rah. 640 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,240 Look, Jenny... 641 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,320 I'm sorry. 642 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,440 What for? 643 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,520 Losing my temper. 644 00:34:17,553 --> 00:34:20,720 And well I made a right mess of everything else, didn't I? 645 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:21,840 Oh, that... 646 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,920 that'll come right, I expect. 647 00:34:26,817 --> 00:34:28,040 That's if you love me. 648 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,120 But you know I do. 649 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,120 Look... 650 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,440 This time tomorrow morning we'll be in Majorca... 651 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,520 it'll be different. 652 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:35,640 You see? 653 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:42,640 Everybody decent? 654 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,720 Morning, all. 655 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,920 Just came to kiss the bride goodbye. 656 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,240 - Goodbye, Geoff - Goodbye, 'ave a good time, love. 657 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,440 Eh, that was a daft trick you played last night. 658 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:52,520 Trick... me? 659 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:53,640 With the bed. 660 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,720 I don't get ya... come again? 661 00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:58,720 Oh, sorry. 662 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,040 Oh, then it must have been Joe Thompson's idea of a 'giggle'. 663 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:05,240 What are you doing in here? Come on, out you go. 664 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,320 Just going. Send us a postcard, love. Ta rah. 665 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,298 - Ta rah, Geoff. - Ta rah, Geoff. 666 00:35:10,498 --> 00:35:11,840 Brought you some hotwater, love. 667 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,920 Thought you'd like to wash in here... 668 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,120 instead of the back kitchen. 669 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,463 Oh, thanks Mrs Fitton. 670 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,320 Alright, love? 671 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,440 Yes, thank you. 672 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,640 Oh, look at those cups he's given you! 673 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,720 British Railways... men! 674 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,285 - Morning, Ezra. - Morning. 675 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:01,920 How do, Ezra. 676 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,040 Morning, Todd. 677 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,640 'Twere a right good party. 678 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,440 - Aye. - We were saying, like as not... 679 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,440 you'd be off today. 680 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,640 A few pints never hurt nobody... 681 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:09,640 oils the works, like. 682 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,920 Well it won't be long before you're a grandad, Ezra. 683 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,485 Not if the son's 'alf as good as 'is old man. 684 00:36:15,153 --> 00:36:18,320 Well, they've got a right good day to start the honeymoon. 685 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,678 Aye... I'm not so sure. 686 00:36:20,257 --> 00:36:21,480 You know the saying... 687 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,680 'sun before seven...' 688 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,800 Oh, here you are. 689 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 You needn't move that luggage. 690 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,000 What? 691 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,200 There's no coach. 692 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,280 - What? - Why not? 693 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,480 There's no plane neither... you're not going. 694 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,800 - Don't be silly! - What are you talking about? 695 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,880 It's all off. It's a swindle. 696 00:36:50,357 --> 00:36:52,080 Where's this chap, Hutton, live? 697 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,280 I never knew, he never told me. 698 00:37:02,146 --> 00:37:04,400 What's happened, what are the police doing? 699 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,800 Locking the stable door, lad... he's just done a bunk. 700 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,800 Who? 701 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,080 The boss 'ere. This chap Hutton. 702 00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:14,200 Have you had many bookings? 703 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,200 About sixty. 704 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,400 All these people here. 705 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,480 - Hey, how about our money? - Just a moment, son. 706 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,680 - Did you see 'im before he left? - Yes. 707 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,880 Well what's he done with it, where's he gone to? 708 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,200 Look, if you'll give us a chance we'll try and find out! 709 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,400 Everybody 'ere's in the same boat, you know. 710 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,480 Now, about what time was that, would you say? 711 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,680 Oh, well I left 'ere about... oh, about seven. 712 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,000 He said he was going to the bank first thing this morning. 713 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,080 He's gone. 714 00:37:38,335 --> 00:37:40,280 It's no use waiting, he's taken off. 715 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,280 Where too? 716 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,600 - How do I know? - No surprise to me. 717 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,680 Well what do we do now, Arthur? 718 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,000 - Sorry love, we're not going. - Oh come along, both of you. 719 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,080 No use standing around in this rain. 720 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,400 Come on. Think of all that money down the drain. 721 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,480 Disgraceful! 722 00:38:00,513 --> 00:38:02,680 Don't be long girls, I want to get away. 723 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,800 Don't worry, Mr Hobson, so do we. 724 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,800 Cheeky! 725 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 You going dancing tonight, Peggy? 726 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,280 Oh, I expect we'll be going up the club. 727 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,280 How about you? 728 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,480 We'll be along about eight. 729 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,480 Where are you off, Jenny? 730 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,800 Nowhere... Arthur doesn't finish 'til past eleven. 731 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,880 Oh, I'd go mad not going out of a Saturday night. 732 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,080 Oh, it's not too bad. 733 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,280 It's a shame... they can't get out together any night. 734 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,360 Arthur, love... 735 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,440 Shh! 736 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:51,560 Not so loud! 737 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,640 Come back to bed... please. 738 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,760 It's no use... I can't rest, I tell you. 739 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,040 Shall I go down and make you a cup of tea? 740 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,160 No! 741 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,407 You'll wake everyone. 742 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,440 Arthur... I wish you'd stop worrying. 743 00:39:20,226 --> 00:39:21,560 What man wouldn't worry? 744 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,640 I don't see why you should if I'm not. 745 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,960 Because I'm not being a proper husband, that's why. 746 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,160 But we still love each other, don't we? 747 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:45,240 It's ya Dad... he's getting up. 748 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,360 Now where are you off to? 749 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,440 Where is it? 750 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,560 Where it always is. 751 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,760 Hush up, can't you... you'll wake our Arthur and Jenny. 752 00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:01,840 It's coming to something... 753 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:06,040 when a man can't answer a call of nature in his own bedroom. 754 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,040 Oh God, I... 755 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:11,360 Bloody men... got manners of pigs. 756 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,560 There... thought as much, it's round your side. 757 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,640 I can't stand much more of this! 758 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,760 We've got to get out, somehow. 759 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,800 Hello. 760 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,920 What's your name, then? 761 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000 Next! 762 00:41:13,588 --> 00:41:16,120 Yes, that's right... in triplicate, of course... 763 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,320 one for the ministry, one for the housing committee... 764 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:19,520 and one of course, for my files. 765 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,600 Right, thank you. 766 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,720 Mr and Mrs...? 767 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,720 Fitton. 768 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,920 Oh yes, err... sit down. 769 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Your coffee's going cold, Mr Stubbs. 770 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,287 Thank you, Miss Hunt. 771 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,200 That's funny... 772 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,200 I don't seem to have your... 773 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,520 I have got their forms haven't I, Miss Hunt? 774 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,600 Everything's in the file, Mr Stubbs. 775 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,800 What forms are they? 776 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,800 Well your 'H21' two and three. 777 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,445 Application, questionnaire and... references. 778 00:42:00,755 --> 00:42:02,200 Err, you did fill them in? 779 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,320 No, we didn't. 780 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,320 You didn't? 781 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,520 No, we've never seen them. 782 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,600 But you can't get anywhere without forms. 783 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,720 No one told us. 784 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,800 I shouldn't even be seeing you. 785 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,120 We waited out there for two hours. 786 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,200 Arthur... 787 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,320 We're very sorry, we didn't know about the forms. 788 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,600 But now we're here, can't you help us get on the list? 789 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,720 Please. 790 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,800 Well... this is most irregular. 791 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,000 Now... how many children have you? 792 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:37,920 None. 793 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,200 None? But you need at least four to get on the list. 794 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,320 Or are there medical reasons? 795 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,400 We've only been married a week. 796 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,720 No, no, no. What I mean is... 797 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,680 if there are no children you must have a doctor's certificate. 798 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:50,880 Oh, we could get one. 799 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,960 But you're not ill, are you? 800 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:53,960 Oh, no. 801 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,280 But to get a house you have to be. 802 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,360 I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean. 803 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,680 The recognised disabilities are are listed on form H22... 804 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,760 weak heart, chronic bronchitis... 805 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,880 partial or complete paralysis... 806 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:07,880 and so on. 807 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,080 Then, to get a place... 808 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,494 you say, we've gotta have four kids or one foot in the grave! 809 00:43:13,202 --> 00:43:16,360 I am not joking, Mr Fitton, and I haven't got time to waste. 810 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,560 Perhaps you can tell us then... 811 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,680 where people like us are supposed to go? 812 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,080 We've not much money, we're married... 813 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,160 we're living with my family... 814 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,360 it's overcrowded and there's no bathroom! 815 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,560 Ah... all living in one room, are you? 816 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,880 No. For all the difference the walls make... 817 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,960 we might just as well be! 818 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,160 I don't think you know you're well off, young man! 819 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,480 Lots of folks come in here sleeping six to a room. 820 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,680 And you've got one all to yourselves?! 821 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,680 No, I can't even consider you. 822 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,960 You come back in five years time when you've got five children... 823 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,160 And we'll see what we can do for you. 824 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,558 But even then, I'm not promising anything. 825 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,360 Thanks... thanks a lot! 826 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,560 And don't forget, next time... 827 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,680 I know... fill in a form. 828 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,680 Do you have to wear that cap? 829 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:10,880 Why, what's wrong with it? 830 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,080 You look like a sparrow under a rain tub. 831 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,280 Still, I suppose if it's comfortable... 832 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,360 Hello, love. 833 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,360 Oh, hello. 834 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,560 You're still 'ere. 835 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,560 We're waiting for you, love. 836 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,880 Aye, we thought you might like to come with us. 837 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,880 Oh, ta, but err... 838 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,160 as a matter of fact I thought I'd take a bath. 839 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,280 - Oh. - Before Arthur gets back. 840 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:31,480 Well, if that's what you want, love. 841 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,560 Sure you'll be alright on your own? 842 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:34,680 Yes, 'course I will. 843 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,960 There's some err... toffees here if you'd like them. 844 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:37,960 Hmm? 845 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,160 Help yourself. 846 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,160 Ta, very much. 847 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,480 And there's plenty of hot water in the copper. 848 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,480 Thanks. 849 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,680 Oh, and your supper's in the oven, and Arthur's... 850 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:46,760 if we're not back in time. 851 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:47,960 Come on then, if you're... coming. 852 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,160 - Bye love. - Bye, bye. Have a nice time. 853 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,280 Bye, bye. 854 00:45:58,051 --> 00:46:00,440 You don't hear her singing like she used to. 855 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,520 You've noticed that too, have you? 856 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,640 It's no life for a young girl, Lucy. 857 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:07,640 All alone, night after night. 858 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,840 Well, what can our Arthur do about it? 859 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,120 Well he could get a proper job, with decent hours. 860 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,463 Ready for change-over. 861 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,320 Ok... 862 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,440 'Sophie... bloody wait! Rrrright!' 863 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,520 Cor! Hot stuff eh? 864 00:46:28,775 --> 00:46:31,640 By rights you ought not to be watching this, you know. 865 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:32,840 On your honeymoon as well. 866 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,840 Turn you into a raging animal. 867 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,120 It don't take everyone the same way, Joe. 868 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,240 Get off... ya human, aren't you? 869 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,240 Ooh... 870 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,520 I pity your poor little wife when you get home tonight. 871 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:47,640 Change! 872 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:10,640 Ahhh! 873 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,600 It's only me. 874 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,680 I never heard you. 875 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,880 You gave me quite a turn. 876 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,880 Sorry. 877 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,080 I wasn't expecting you. 878 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,200 Err... no. 879 00:47:25,511 --> 00:47:28,400 There's some supper in the oven, I'll get it for you. 880 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,092 Err... I've had some, thanks. 881 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,600 Oh. 882 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:33,680 Well... 883 00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:36,880 I'd like to get dry, if you don't mind. 884 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,000 Oh... aye. 885 00:47:40,422 --> 00:47:42,200 There's nothing I can get for ya? 886 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,200 No, no, I'm finished, thanks. 887 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,400 I won't be a minute. 888 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,480 Ok. 889 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,600 Give us a shout if you want ya back scrubbed! 890 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,880 I'd like the door shut please, Geoffrey Fitton! 891 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,000 Yeah... 'Mam'! 892 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,080 Hey, Geoff! 893 00:48:18,033 --> 00:48:19,200 You giving me a lift? 894 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,280 Aye, if you shake yourself. 895 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,280 Oh... 896 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,480 hey, for you. 897 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:27,600 Ta. 898 00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,680 'Mr and Mrs Arthur Fitton'. 899 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,880 That's our first letter. Who's it from? 900 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:39,880 'Dear Mr and Mrs Fitton...' 901 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:41,080 'we take this opportunity...' 902 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,200 'of wishing you a happy and prosperous married life...' 903 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,280 Huh... 904 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,147 'To ensure this we enclose our latest catalogue.' 905 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,680 'Not all precautions offered to newly married couples...' 906 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,992 'are as reliable as they should be...' 907 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,080 'but our own medically approved, laboratory tested...' 908 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,080 Bloody cheek! 909 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,280 What is it? 910 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,280 Who are they? 911 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:07,600 Ahh, some lousy firm trying to peddle stuff for birth control! 912 00:49:08,077 --> 00:49:11,800 Yes well, they've come to the wrong address this time, haven't they! 913 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,880 Oh, Arthur. 914 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,880 I do wish you'd forget it. 915 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,247 Not that easy, is it. 916 00:49:19,224 --> 00:49:21,160 Then why not talk over with someone... 917 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,440 it might take it off your mind? 918 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,440 Are you mad?! 919 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,640 If this got out I'd never 'ear the end of it. 920 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,396 Couldn't lift my 'ead again. 921 00:49:29,873 --> 00:49:32,040 Now listen, if you ever breath a word... 922 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,240 Don't be daft... of course I wouldn't! 923 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,360 Come on. 924 00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:43,560 - Good morning, everyone. - Oh... 'ello, love. 925 00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:44,640 Hello, love. 926 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,640 Morning, Son. 927 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,840 - Morning, love. - Morning, love. 928 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,960 Oh, just a cup of tea for me, Mum. 929 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,040 Sausage and bacon... 930 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:53,240 Ahh, I'm not hungry, thanks. 931 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,360 When I was newly wed I'd eat a man off a horse! 932 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,005 You don't do so badly now. 933 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,640 Bit early for that, isn't it? 934 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:07,760 For what? 935 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:08,840 Books. 936 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:09,840 Why? 937 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,160 You can do yourself a damage, Son. 938 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:15,160 Damage? 939 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,240 How? 940 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,440 The head... it gets overheated, see. 941 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,760 I knew a fella once, who was always reading... 942 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:22,760 what happened? 943 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:23,960 His brain seized up! 944 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,160 Mmm... one thing won't happen to you. 945 00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,240 Any luck yet, Son? 946 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,240 Luck? 947 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,360 Mmm... 948 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,449 Ya know... 'bout, err... getting a place of your own. 949 00:50:42,649 --> 00:50:43,840 I'm going after everything that comes up... 950 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:44,960 you know that. 951 00:50:45,873 --> 00:50:46,960 I've tried the lot... 952 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:50,240 from the council to a couple a crummy rooms not fit for a pigsty! 953 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,240 What more can I do?! 954 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,440 No, it's err... 955 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,560 it's not that, Son. 956 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,760 I was just thinking, if you're stuck for a bit of cash, you know... 957 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,452 you can always come to me for a shilling or two. 958 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,040 Oh... sorry. 959 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,160 No, we'll manage, thanks. 960 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,240 Nothing wrong, is there, love? 961 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:20,240 Wrong? 962 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,107 Between Jenny and you, I mean. 963 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,560 No... why? 964 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:25,640 She said anything? 965 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,760 No... I just wondered. 966 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:30,840 You ready? 967 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:33,800 Aye. 968 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000 Well, come on! 969 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,120 Bye, Mum! 970 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,200 - Oh! - Mmm. 971 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,320 Ta rah, love. 972 00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,600 You know something... you married the wrong brother! 973 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:45,720 Bye. 974 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:48,800 Bye, Mum. 975 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,800 Bye, Jenny. 976 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:51,920 Bye, Arthur. 977 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:53,287 Mind 'ow you go, now. 978 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,200 Nothing wrong, is there? 979 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,200 Eh? 980 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,123 Between you and Arthur, I mean. 981 00:52:06,075 --> 00:52:07,520 Why, has he said anything? 982 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,600 He's not the kind to say anything. 983 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:12,720 No... just wondered, that's all. 984 00:52:15,475 --> 00:52:17,800 Can I have the water to wash now, Mrs Fitton? 985 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,000 'Course you can love... 986 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,232 you go ahead... you won't be disturbed. 987 00:52:28,820 --> 00:52:30,320 Here's your bacon sandwich. 988 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,400 They're not happy. 989 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:32,400 Who's not? 990 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,720 It's all this sitting and reading and thinking... 991 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,720 it's not natural! 992 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,920 I wish you'd do a bit of it for a change. 993 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,120 Well my Dad used to say... 994 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,320 if a thing's natural you'll see animals doing it. 995 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,520 Well I've yet to see a a horse reading. 996 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,720 You might, if you live long enough. 997 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,800 He's got something on his mind. 998 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,120 And he won't come out with it. 999 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,320 Well whad'ya expect me to do about it? 1000 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,520 I'm pulled one way and another between the lot of ya. 1001 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:56,600 All the same... 1002 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,800 I'd like to see that little girl happy for a change. 1003 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,920 Geoffrey! Come on, Geoffrey! 1004 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:45,960 Come on! 1005 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,080 Well done! 1006 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,160 Good win. 1007 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,160 Hey... you've won! 1008 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,360 Well done! 1009 00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:54,480 You know something? 1010 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,560 You look smashing tonight! 1011 00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,680 Must be 'cos I'm enjoying meself. 1012 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:00,960 Must be the company you keep. 1013 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,160 Oh... what conceit, Geoff Fitton! 1014 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,160 Hey, Geoff... 1015 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,480 lend us your girlfriend for the next one, will ya? 1016 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,680 Not likely... she's not me girlfriend. 1017 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,760 She's only a mascot. 1018 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,760 That's right, in't it? 1019 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,080 - What is? - You're only me mascot. 1020 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,160 What time is it? 1021 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,280 Twenny to eleven. 1022 00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,360 - I ought to be going now. - What? You can't! 1023 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,680 No really, it's Arthur... he'll be wondering. 1024 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:26,760 No he won't. 1025 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,760 Really, I must... come on. 1026 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:29,880 Oh, flippin 'eck! 1027 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:33,160 Dora, finish this one with Geoff will you, I better go now. 1028 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,160 Yeah, I'd love to. 1029 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,480 Goodnight Geoff, thanks, it's been lovely. 1030 00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:38,560 Goodnight. 1031 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,720 'Ello gorgeous, what a surprise. 1032 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,840 Hey, Arthur, it's your Jenny. 1033 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,840 What's this then... 1034 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,120 four weeks valid and you still can't wait for him to come home? 1035 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,320 Come to take 'im off to bye-byes have you? 1036 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:11,440 Goodnight, Joe. 1037 00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,640 Aye, that's right... two's company. 1038 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,840 - Be seeing ya! - Worse luck! 1039 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:17,840 What brought you? 1040 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,040 I thought we could walk home together. 1041 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,320 Is that why you're all dressed up then? 1042 00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,440 I went to the club dance. 1043 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:25,520 Geoff took me. 1044 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:26,520 Oh? 1045 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:28,720 You don't mind, do you? 1046 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,007 Mind... why should I? 1047 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:33,920 No, of course I don't mind. 1048 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:34,920 Hey look... 1049 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,120 - let's not go home yet. - All right. 1050 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,440 - Oh, your supper's waiting. - Ahh, let it wait. 1051 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,520 Come on. 1052 00:56:42,942 --> 00:56:45,640 - Oh, it's disgusting. - Well you should report it. 1053 00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:46,720 Oh I will, I will. 1054 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:47,840 He wants reporting... 1055 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,120 - carrying on like that. - He's got three now, you know. 1056 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,240 - 'Ello, Arthur. - 'Ello, love. 1057 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,520 You go ahead love, we're waiting for 'plaice on the bone'. 1058 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:55,520 Oh, ta. 1059 00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:57,640 Two fish and chips, please. 1060 00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:58,840 Two for Mr Fitton. 1061 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,840 Enjoy your 'oneymoon, Arthur? 1062 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,040 He never 'ad one... 1063 00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:03,120 did ya, Arthur? 1064 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,240 Oh, it's a shame. 1065 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,320 'oneymoon's can be very overrated. 1066 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,520 Eh, I don't know... 1067 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:09,520 me nephew Jackie, he said... 1068 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:10,720 he never knew, he said... 1069 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,920 he could have so much fun without laffing! 1070 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,040 Ooh... that's men for you, Mrs Fitton... 1071 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,240 they only think of one thing. 1072 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,440 You'll find it's the only 'old a woman 'as over a man. 1073 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:20,440 That's right... 1074 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,640 remember Mrs Evans, the one that lived up canal...? 1075 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:23,840 She used to charge 'er husband. 1076 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,840 Eee... think that's disgusting. 1077 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,000 Ooh, I don't know... 1078 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,120 she used to put the money in a kitty towards the 'olidays. 1079 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,320 First year they went to Spain. 1080 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,520 Anyroad... this year they're back at Blackpool. 1081 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:35,640 Ohhh.... 1082 00:57:36,451 --> 00:57:38,840 Look... don't bother, we won't wait, thanks. 1083 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:39,920 Come on, Jenny. 1084 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,920 What's up with 'im, then? 1085 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,398 Don't they ever talk about anything else?! 1086 00:58:23,224 --> 00:58:24,280 Where are we going? 1087 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,400 I'd like a bit of fresh air. 1088 00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,480 I'm glad we came. 1089 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,600 Quiet, isn't it? 1090 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,800 Mmm... almost like being in the country. 1091 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:29,880 Your Mum and Dad'll be listening for us to come in. 1092 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,200 Sometimes I get the feeling the whole bloody street's listening. 1093 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,200 And watching! 1094 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,400 - Arthur... - Mmm? 1095 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,400 I don't care if it never 'appens! 1096 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:53,600 Oh, don't be daft! 1097 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,600 It's got to 'appen. 1098 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,880 I'd sooner be married to you, like we are... 1099 00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,445 than somebody else, it 'appening every night. 1100 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:04,358 It's going on all this time, that's what I can't understand. 1101 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,280 I don't care, I tell you! 1102 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,400 Don't you? 1103 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,600 Well what you never 'ad you never miss. 1104 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,085 But it isn't normal. There's something wrong. 1105 01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:21,952 There wasn't before. 1106 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:24,960 Remember Dora's twenty-first? 1107 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,040 I 'ad a job holding you back! 1108 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,040 Hmm... well I wish now, you hadn't. 1109 01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:33,360 You know, it might 'ave... broken the ice, like. 1110 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,360 Might've done a lot more. 1111 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,640 Then we couldn't have 'ad a white wedding. 1112 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:43,705 The way things are going we'll be able to 'ave another in a year's time! 1113 01:00:48,826 --> 01:00:51,040 Arthur, I still wish you'd talk to someone. 1114 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,360 Oh look, Jenny... we've been over all that. 1115 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,440 No, no I don't mean with someone who knows you... 1116 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:57,640 I was thinking... 1117 01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,760 how about those... marriage guidance people? 1118 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,040 - What... talk to strangers?! - Well lots do. 1119 01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,040 About a thing like this?! 1120 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,240 Well, if they can help? 1121 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,972 I wouldn't be seen dead anywhere near the place! 1122 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,560 Eh, Glad! 1123 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,560 What's up? 1124 01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:44,840 Did you see who that was, went in there? 1125 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:45,760 No? 1126 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:46,960 Young Arthur Fitton. 1127 01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,040 Gerroff! 1128 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:52,160 Now I wonder what 'is trouble is? 1129 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:54,360 Mr Fitton... will you go in. 1130 01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:58,440 Thanks. 1131 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,560 Come and sit down, Mr Fitton. 1132 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,560 Oh... good morning. 1133 01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,205 Make yourself comfortable. 1134 01:02:25,744 --> 01:02:26,800 Are you the, err... 1135 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,800 The counsellor? Yes. 1136 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,120 If you'll give me your first name... 1137 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,200 Arth... ahem... 1138 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,320 Arthur. 1139 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:37,320 Address? 1140 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,520 24, Gladstone Terrace. 1141 01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,720 And you've been married how long? 1142 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:46,912 Nearly... six weeks. 1143 01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:52,920 Like a cigarette? 1144 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000 Oh, thanks. 1145 01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,000 Now... 1146 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,200 how can we help? 1147 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,320 I don't know as how you can. 1148 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,520 - Sorry... match. - Oh, ta. 1149 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:23,600 Of course... I don't know what your particular problem is, Mr Fitton. 1150 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:24,920 But most people when they first come here... 1151 01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,223 do find it difficult to tell us about it. 1152 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,120 What I'm trying to say is... 1153 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,765 we don't shock easily, we never judge, we're only here to help. 1154 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:36,520 So? 1155 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,600 Well... 1156 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,800 It... It's to do with me and my wife. 1157 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:45,920 Mmm hmm... 1158 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,920 Oh 'ello, Mrs Lee. 1159 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,120 Eee, I'm late this morning, love... 1160 01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,120 I had to take me Dad to hospital. 1161 01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,400 Oh... oh well hold the fort will you love... 1162 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:55,520 I'll be back in a minute. 1163 01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:56,520 Anyone inside? 1164 01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,720 Just gone in. She'll be at it for hours. 1165 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,000 Ohh... don't worry, love, I won't disturb 'em. 1166 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,120 That's right. 1167 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,200 Well, we love each other... 1168 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,120 it's just that... 1169 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:17,400 Well you'll be surprised, Mr Fitton... 1170 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,600 lots of couples love each other, without knowing how to make love. 1171 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:21,776 They have to learn. 1172 01:04:22,586 --> 01:04:25,920 And... it mightn't be your fault, it could be something else. 1173 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:29,120 That's why I'd like to have a chat with your wife. 1174 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:30,200 Alright. 1175 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,200 When? 1176 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:32,400 Next week... if possible? 1177 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,600 And after that we might have a talk with a doctor. 1178 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,760 - Number three. - Right, thanks. 1179 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:47,880 Jenny... 1180 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:49,960 here's your mum. 1181 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:53,080 Hello, Mrs Piper. 1182 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,280 Hello, love. I'm a few minutes early. 1183 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,480 Well we're just closing. How's Dad? 1184 01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:58,480 Same as usual. 1185 01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,760 I've got some lovely lamb's fry for our dinner. 1186 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:01,880 Oh good, I'm starving. 1187 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:03,880 Oh... that's a change. 1188 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:05,160 Here, did you find that dress at Honeywells? 1189 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,160 Aye. 1190 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,480 - It looks smashing. - They're letting it out for me. 1191 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,060 She's like me, Mrs Piper... putting on weight. 1192 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:13,760 Oh? 1193 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:15,760 Hey... 1194 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,080 You haven't started something, have you? 1195 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:19,160 Not already! 1196 01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,160 Started what? 1197 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:22,480 There's only one thing a woman starts... 1198 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,480 A baby. 1199 01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:25,680 Oh... 1200 01:05:26,537 --> 01:05:27,760 no, you needn't worry. 1201 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:28,880 Well I do worry! 1202 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,960 You don't want to get caught now. 1203 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,883 Not without a place of your own. 1204 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,280 Well there's no chance of that. 1205 01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:38,480 That's what Florrie Anderson said... she landed herself with twins. 1206 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:39,680 It's a funny thing, nature... 1207 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:40,760 It always finds a way. 1208 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,840 That's what it's there for. 1209 01:05:43,237 --> 01:05:44,880 Well, it'll have a job with us. 1210 01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:48,080 Excuse me... have you got 'Stop Crying, I'm Trying To Love You'? 1211 01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,280 Ron Juan And The Creepers? 1212 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,240 Aye, that's it. 1213 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:52,560 Dora, 'Stop Crying'... will you take it for me? 1214 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:54,760 - Thank you. - Yeah, sure. 1215 01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:57,760 Why would it have a job with you? 1216 01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:58,880 Oh, skip it, Mum. 1217 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,080 I'm not going to. What makes you so different? 1218 01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:02,160 Good morning, Mrs Piper. 1219 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:03,360 Can I have your tally please, Jenny. 1220 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,440 - Here you are Mr Hobson - Thank you. 1221 01:06:06,013 --> 01:06:07,560 Can I have yours please, Dora. 1222 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:08,760 Yup... here we are. 1223 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:10,840 I'll just get me things, Mum. 1224 01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,880 You better tell me, Jenny. 1225 01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,080 There's nothing to tell. 1226 01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,438 Well, surely you can tell your own mother. 1227 01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:32,240 I can't. 1228 01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:33,360 But you must. 1229 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:35,480 I'll be worried sick, else. 1230 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:37,760 Look, I won't say anything to anybody... 1231 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,507 if that's what your afraid of. 1232 01:06:40,904 --> 01:06:41,960 Do ya promise, Mum? 1233 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,080 Yes, of course I promise. 1234 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,160 Well come on love, out with it. 1235 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:49,240 Well... 1236 01:06:52,097 --> 01:06:53,320 Well it's just that... 1237 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:55,400 that nothing's happened yet. 1238 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,520 Nothing's happened? 1239 01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:59,520 Not properly. 1240 01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:05,520 You mean Arthur... hasn't... 1241 01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:06,720 I don't think so. 1242 01:07:08,688 --> 01:07:09,800 You don't think so?! 1243 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,920 Shh... not so loud! 1244 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:14,920 Well either 'e 'as or 'e asn't. 1245 01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:17,954 I've told you, aven't I? I'm not going into details. 1246 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:19,200 Well... 1247 01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,320 So you aven't brought it off. 1248 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,640 There'll be a right scandal if this gets out. 1249 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:24,600 Why? 1250 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,920 Folks'll be wondering what lay behind it. 1251 01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:28,920 But it's only sex. 1252 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,240 But 'til that 'appens, you're a wife in name only. 1253 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,320 Oh stop it, Mum. Please. 1254 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,400 Let's go home, Dad'll be waiting. 1255 01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,520 He can't help you this time. 1256 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:49,720 When are they bringing our telly back? 1257 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:52,720 Eh? 1258 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:53,920 Television. 1259 01:07:54,897 --> 01:07:57,120 I don't care if they never bring it back. 1260 01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:00,320 That thing were killing the art of conversation. 1261 01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:04,512 I see what you mean. 1262 01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,440 Where's young Jenny, tonight? 1263 01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:09,720 Oh, Geoff's taking 'er bowling again. 1264 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,920 And I'm not sure it's a good thing. 1265 01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:14,920 Bah... you're only young once. 1266 01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:18,200 Aye, but... that age a girl doesn't know 'er own mind. 1267 01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:20,240 Well... 1268 01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:21,440 are you coming or aren't you? 1269 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:22,520 I don't see what they can do. 1270 01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:24,720 Well they've got to be told haven't they? 1271 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:26,720 And just like all doting fathers... 1272 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:27,920 you wouldn't give a tinkers cuss... 1273 01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:30,120 if your daughter remained a virgin 'til she was ninety! 1274 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,240 That's a fine thing to say, isn't it. 1275 01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:33,320 Well, it's the truth. 1276 01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:35,640 She's a grown woman and you still treat her like schoolgirl. 1277 01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,600 And who's fault's that? 1278 01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:38,920 I know why you're going on so about it... 1279 01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:40,000 you feel guilty. 1280 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,120 Guilty?! 1281 01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:43,120 Me?! 1282 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:45,440 Yes, it was you that kept her tied to your apron strings. 1283 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:48,520 It was you that wouldn't let her mix with lads, like other girls. 1284 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:49,800 And when you couldn't 'old 'er any longer... 1285 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000 you egged 'er into an early marriage! 1286 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,200 I just wanted to see the girl happy. 1287 01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,440 You wanted to get 'er away from home. 1288 01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:59,600 You best not say anything you'll be sorry for. 1289 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:00,680 And I know why... 1290 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:04,094 it was the same reason as that time you got her hair cut off. 1291 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,080 It was drawing away all her strength. 1292 01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,080 The school doctor said so. 1293 01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:10,200 That wasn't it. 1294 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:12,480 It was because folk used to turn in the street... 1295 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:14,560 and I'd hear 'em say how how lovely it was. 1296 01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:15,760 You did it to spite me! 1297 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,436 Well I haven't bothered you much since, 'ave I. 1298 01:09:19,437 --> 01:09:23,080 Well, it's not healthy for a girl to get... too drawn to 'er father. 1299 01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,400 Aye, love's under suspicion these days, isn't it? 1300 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,600 It's a funny world where a father can't love his own daughter. 1301 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:29,680 Love? 1302 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:31,872 You talk about love? 1303 01:09:32,102 --> 01:09:33,760 If you really loved 'er you'd... 1304 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:34,960 you'd come with me now and... 1305 01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:37,080 try to 'elp save her marriage. 1306 01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:46,080 Who can that be? 1307 01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:49,400 Who ever it is, don't ask 'em in, Lucy. 1308 01:09:57,091 --> 01:09:58,480 Good evening, Mrs Fitton. 1309 01:09:58,680 --> 01:09:59,480 Well... 1310 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:01,680 It's Mr and Mrs Piper. 1311 01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:03,680 Come in, will ya. 1312 01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:04,880 Thank you. 1313 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:07,960 'Ow do, Mr Fitton. 1314 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,160 Aye... what a pleasant surprise! 1315 01:10:10,511 --> 01:10:12,280 I... hope we're not disturbing you? 1316 01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:14,600 What's seldom's wonderful. Sit down, will you. 1317 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:15,680 Thank you. 1318 01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,760 - You are alone? - Yes. 1319 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,080 - Good. - We were banking on that. 1320 01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:20,080 Oh? 1321 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:21,280 Put the kettle on, Lucy. 1322 01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:22,400 Not for us, thanks. 1323 01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:23,400 Are you sure? 1324 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:24,680 - Positive. - It's no trouble. 1325 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:26,680 Put it on, Lucy. 1326 01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:28,880 It's manners to refuse, isn't it? 1327 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:32,080 - We've had our tea, thank you. - Thanks, all the same. 1328 01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:34,400 Well... aren't you going to sit down then? 1329 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:36,400 Yes, come along, Mr Piper. 1330 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:37,680 - Come on. - Right, thanks. 1331 01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:38,872 Sit right down here. 1332 01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:40,880 Thanks. 1333 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:42,880 Ahem. 1334 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,960 I expect you're wondering what brought us round? 1335 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,200 Shall I go on, Leslie... or will you? 1336 01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:51,012 You... you've got it all off. 1337 01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:54,600 Well, it's about your Arthur... and our Jenny. 1338 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:55,680 Did you know? 1339 01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:56,680 Know what? 1340 01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,960 I told you they couldn't have known. 1341 01:10:59,160 --> 01:10:59,960 What is it? 1342 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,080 It's about their marriage. 1343 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:04,400 Will you take over from there, Leslie? 1344 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,520 No, same as I say... you've got it all off. 1345 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,720 What about their marriage? 1346 01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:11,840 It hasn't... taken on yet. 1347 01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:14,840 You don't mean...? 1348 01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:16,207 She does, Mrs Fitton. 1349 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,040 Well, well! 1350 01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,240 Hasn't taken on. 1351 01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:25,360 Ohh... that explains a lot. 1352 01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:27,440 Poor kids. 1353 01:11:28,115 --> 01:11:29,560 Taken on... taken on what? 1354 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:31,640 They haven't taken the plunge yet. 1355 01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:33,640 What plunge? 1356 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:36,063 There's only one plunge as far as I know! 1357 01:11:36,984 --> 01:11:38,040 Just look at 'im... 1358 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:41,240 he wants to know everything, and still knows nothing! 1359 01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:43,360 It hasn't gelled. 1360 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:45,440 Gelled?! 1361 01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:49,838 He's still not with it. 1362 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:53,720 Our Jenny's as if she were a single girl. 1363 01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,840 She's still... intact. 1364 01:11:58,920 --> 01:11:59,920 Intact... 1365 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,920 a virgin. 1366 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:04,120 Now d'ya understand? 1367 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,360 Thank you, Mrs Fitton. I was hoping to avoid that word. 1368 01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:12,360 You mean... 1369 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,640 Ohh... I think the penny's dropped! 1370 01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:16,720 But you mean our Arthur hasn't... 1371 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,254 No he hasn't, Mr Fitton. 1372 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:21,040 It's not possible! 1373 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,676 You don't want a doctor's certificate, do you?! 1374 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:29,240 Well... 1375 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,360 I don't know what to say. 1376 01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:33,640 In that case I should keep your mouth shut. 1377 01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:35,640 How did you learn?! 1378 01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:36,840 Our Jenny... 1379 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,840 we had a heart to heart. 1380 01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:41,120 She didn't give you any details, did she? 1381 01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:43,360 There wouldn't be any, would there? 1382 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,360 I knew there was something... 1383 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:47,640 but I just couldn't put me finger on it. 1384 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:48,720 What a disgrace! 1385 01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,720 What's a disgrace? 1386 01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:54,040 Well, just suppose it leaked out at the Gas Works! 1387 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:58,160 Ohh... I knew the flamin' Gas Works would 'ave to come into it. 1388 01:12:58,360 --> 01:12:59,440 But I've worked there twenty-eight years... 1389 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:00,560 I want to go on working there! 1390 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:03,720 I mean, if a thing like this got out... I'd never live it down! 1391 01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:05,920 I couldn't face me mates of a morning. 1392 01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:10,040 To think a son of mine can't prove his manhood! 1393 01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:12,240 Ohh... that's how they prove it, is it? 1394 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:14,107 We were thinking, Mr Fitton... 1395 01:13:14,307 --> 01:13:15,560 If you took Arthur to one side... 1396 01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:18,863 you might find out what's causing... th... the obstruction. 1397 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:20,800 What? Me? 1398 01:13:21,302 --> 01:13:24,080 I've never 'ad a proper talk to 'im in all me life! 1399 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:27,200 That's a fine thing for a father to admit! 1400 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,400 Well anyway... wh... what would I tell 'im? 1401 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:30,600 There's only one thing... 1402 01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,800 he'll 'ave to go blind at it like everyone else. 1403 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,880 Our Arthur never goes blind at anything. 1404 01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:36,080 You could talk to 'im. 1405 01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:38,120 It's not a mother's job. 1406 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:39,400 Ahh, he's always been a mother's boy! 1407 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:40,400 That he hasn't. 1408 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:42,680 If a lad can't love his own mother he can't love anybody... 1409 01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:44,880 'cos that's where love starts, at the breast. 1410 01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:45,880 Lucy! 1411 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:49,200 Wish you wouldn't use words like that in mixed company. 1412 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,320 Just listen to 'im! 1413 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,320 Bottle fed. 1414 01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,480 His mother told me the milk had run out when he arrived. 1415 01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:57,680 It's that chamber music... 1416 01:13:57,880 --> 01:13:59,800 that's what's behind all this. 1417 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,800 I can feel it in me bones. 1418 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,000 Well, it's not the end of the world... 1419 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,320 lots of marriages take time to get going. 1420 01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:08,400 I know that from experience. 1421 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:12,400 You what? 1422 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:16,680 I said... I know that from experience! 1423 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,680 Well, I may be an old Romeo... 1424 01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:22,158 but there's nothing odd or queer about me! 1425 01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:26,000 What did you say?! 1426 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,200 That bloody son of yours has shamed me! 1427 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,320 All his fancy reading, fancy music... 1428 01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:31,400 and fancy bloody talk... 1429 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:32,600 and now when it comes to it... 1430 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,800 he can't carry out 'is marriage duties! 1431 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:35,880 If you ask me... 1432 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:39,112 there's something very odd and very queer about that lot! 1433 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:46,320 What have you got behind your mind?! 1434 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,400 Would you say there was anything odd... 1435 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,600 or queer, about a fella... 1436 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,800 that went on his honeymoon and took his pal with 'im? 1437 01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,800 Another man? 1438 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,000 On his honeymoon? 1439 01:15:03,968 --> 01:15:05,080 You referring to me? 1440 01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:07,320 You're the only I know that's done it. 1441 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,520 - D'ya mean Billy? - Who else? 1442 01:15:11,513 --> 01:15:13,680 I never took him on our honeymoon, Lucy. 1443 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:15,680 Alright, you didn't take him... 1444 01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:16,880 but we all three travelled in the... 1445 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,000 same train to Blackpool, didn't we? 1446 01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:22,080 But I'd never taken a holiday without him! 1447 01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:24,280 That was the lad I was born next to! 1448 01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:26,480 Did... did you expect me to leave him alone... 1449 01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:28,800 during holiday week, just because I got wed to you? 1450 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,840 Ohh, it didn't matter what I wanted. 1451 01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:34,160 There we were, all three of us in the same boarding house. 1452 01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:36,360 All three of us sitting at the same table! 1453 01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,440 The honeymoon table in the window, if you please! 1454 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,640 Oh, you should have seen the folks staring. 1455 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:42,840 I didn't know how to face 'em. 1456 01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:43,960 I don't wonder! 1457 01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:48,040 But you didn't expect Billy to go and sit all by himself, did you?! 1458 01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:50,360 Then, off we all went to the tower, dancing. 1459 01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:52,360 I had one dance with my husband... 1460 01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:53,560 and another with his pal. 1461 01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:54,560 Well... 1462 01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:56,760 share and share alike! 1463 01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:57,760 Why not? 1464 01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:00,040 The next one, they'd 'ave together. 1465 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,040 Eh? 1466 01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:03,360 Leaning against the bar... drinking. 1467 01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,360 Well... what's wrong with that? 1468 01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:07,640 It was our wedding night, that's all! 1469 01:16:09,228 --> 01:16:11,840 And that's how it was all through the honeymoon. 1470 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:13,840 Always the three of us. 1471 01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:15,960 But Billy had 'is own bedroom. 1472 01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:18,040 I mean, brick walls between us... 1473 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,240 what more did you want? 1474 01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:21,527 - Aren't we getting off the... - Leslie! 1475 01:16:22,473 --> 01:16:25,640 But did you have to take him on your honeymoon, Mr Fitton? 1476 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:26,640 Why not?! 1477 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:28,760 I was raised with him, wasn't I? 1478 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:30,960 I used to play in the gutter with him... 1479 01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:33,160 making mud pies, before we was even britched! 1480 01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:35,440 We were scrubbed-off together in the same washtub... 1481 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:36,560 in his mam's backyard. 1482 01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:38,974 Went to school together, worked together... 1483 01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:42,840 Takes a lifetime for a man to make a proper friend. 1484 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,040 What was I to do? 1485 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,040 Desert him?! 1486 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:48,360 Just because of a few words spoken over me at an altar. 1487 01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:51,360 Huh... a few words! 1488 01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:52,616 Well... and a hymn. 1489 01:16:53,704 --> 01:16:55,760 Anyway, that's when I most needed him. 1490 01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:57,840 But you had your wife. 1491 01:16:58,960 --> 01:16:59,840 Her? 1492 01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:02,040 All she did was to keep squeezing my mitt... 1493 01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,240 and looking moon-faced at me! 1494 01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:07,360 I began to think I'd married a woman with a slate short. 1495 01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:08,440 Mmm... happen you had! 1496 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:10,760 I suppose that's why you went off every morning... 1497 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,840 at seven, the pair of you. 1498 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:13,960 Went off? 1499 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,960 At seven?! 1500 01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:17,160 Every blessed morning... 1501 01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,360 off they'd go, happy as sandboys. 1502 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,440 Without as much as a goodbye kiss. 1503 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:23,640 Ahh... I was never one to take liberties! 1504 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:24,960 But she was your wife, Mr Fitton? 1505 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:25,960 I know! 1506 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:28,240 But you can still show respect can't you, I mean... 1507 01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:31,583 kissing a nineteen-year-old girl while she's still asleep!? 1508 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:34,560 But you slept beside her all night. 1509 01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:35,840 I slept beside me brother Tom for years... 1510 01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:38,040 but I never bloody kissed 'im! 1511 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,040 Look... 1512 01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:40,360 aren't we getting off the subject? 1513 01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:41,320 Shut up! 1514 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:45,520 No girl's going to like being left alone on her honeymoon, Mr Fitton. 1515 01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:46,800 But it was only for an hour or so... 1516 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,000 while me and Billy went for a walk along the sands. 1517 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:54,120 I've never enjoyed anything in me whole life like them walks! 1518 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:55,200 I don't care what you say... 1519 01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:56,400 whichever way you look at it... 1520 01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:58,600 a honeymoon for three, it must have looked damned odd! 1521 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,800 Well not to Billy and me it didn't. 1522 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:04,000 It's you that's making it sound odd! 1523 01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:06,000 Anyway... 1524 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,320 I can't think why you have to bring all this up tonight. 1525 01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:09,400 I'm just showing you... 1526 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:11,520 that things are not always what they look! 1527 01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,800 Just because our Arthur's marriage hasn't gone right yet... 1528 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,920 you've no call to talk about 'im being queer. 1529 01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:19,200 The lad's no more odd and queer than you and Billy were. 1530 01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:22,320 And goodness knows what that must've looked like! 1531 01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:23,520 Don't get upset, Mrs Fitton... 1532 01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:25,720 there's no worry with Arthur on that score. 1533 01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,720 Suppose there was... 1534 01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:30,000 is that something to get at a lad for?! 1535 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,000 Well... it's not normal, is it? 1536 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,200 Nature would have done it. 1537 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:36,320 And a father should help and protect a lad like that... 1538 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:37,680 not turn on 'im like the mob would... 1539 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,600 when it sees somebody different! 1540 01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:43,554 You know in your heart, Lucy, I'd never turn on 'im. 1541 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:46,920 Not if I felt he needed me. 1542 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,000 I know that, love... 1543 01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:53,200 I sometimes wonder if he does. 1544 01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:04,320 Yes... 1545 01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,320 I've err... 1546 01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:10,520 come over very dry all of a sudden. 1547 01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:12,800 What do you say to a drop of something, Mr Piper? 1548 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:13,920 I wouldn't say no. 1549 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,000 No, neither would I. 1550 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:18,000 Yes, well err... 1551 01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,200 I'll just pop round to the off licence. 1552 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,520 - I'll come with you if you like. - Good ya, get a jug and me coat. 1553 01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:24,520 Leslie! 1554 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:27,800 Don't be long... our Jenny musn't find us here. 1555 01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:32,800 Strike! Woo hoo! 1556 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,120 - Well that's it! - Great! 1557 01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:36,200 Hey, what say we go up the mall for a coffee... 1558 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,400 and a hot dog at the cafe? 1559 01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:39,520 - Yeah, lets. - Ok by me. 1560 01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:40,600 Oh, I mustn't be late. 1561 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:41,920 Oh, come on... he won't eat ya! 1562 01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:44,120 There they are, the two of 'em. 1563 01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:45,120 Oh. 1564 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:47,200 So that's Billy, is it? 1565 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:48,400 There must've been times... 1566 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:50,600 when you could hardly stand the sight of 'im! 1567 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:51,560 Oh no... 1568 01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:52,760 he was a quiet, gentle lad. 1569 01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:55,880 You know how it is with someone who's shy... 1570 01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:58,160 you suddenly find you understand each other. 1571 01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,160 I dare say, but... 1572 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:01,360 with you newly wed? 1573 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:03,480 And 'im hanging around all the time. 1574 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:04,680 Oh, he made himself useful. 1575 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,880 Putting up shelves and... painting and that. 1576 01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,080 I can remember the last time he was here... 1577 01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:11,160 like it was yesterday. 1578 01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:15,360 It was one of those hot, early, summer evenings... 1579 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,360 and Ezra was working late. 1580 01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,680 We were doing out the back bedroom. 1581 01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:21,880 Billy was 'olding the steps for me. 1582 01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:27,080 I must've had a devil in me, or something... 1583 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:30,280 I kept splashing 'im with whitewash! 1584 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:33,360 Was running all down his neck. 1585 01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,560 Well, I was only nineteen at the time. 1586 01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:40,760 And you know how girls act at that age. 1587 01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,214 And when I got home... Lucy said he'd gone. 1588 01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:46,080 D'ya know... 1589 01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:48,360 we've never set eyes on 'im from that day to this?! 1590 01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:50,360 I couldn't fathom it. 1591 01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:52,560 Next thing I 'eard, he'd left town... 1592 01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:55,880 he was working in one of them car factories down south. 1593 01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:57,960 Mmm... you didn't go after 'im? 1594 01:20:58,160 --> 01:20:59,160 Well Lucy wouldn't let me. 1595 01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:00,280 You know what women are... 1596 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,360 they don't understand these things. 1597 01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:04,560 Anyway, our Arthur got started about that time... 1598 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:05,760 so, well... I had to stay. 1599 01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:07,760 Well, thanks love. 1600 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:08,960 See you up there, then. 1601 01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:10,136 Aye, we'll see you. 1602 01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:14,280 - Ahhh! - Hey! 1603 01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:16,360 Clot! 1604 01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:20,480 No, no... let me. 1605 01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:27,838 You'd look smashing... even in a gas mask! 1606 01:21:28,038 --> 01:21:30,880 It's not much good if you haven't got any sex appeal. 1607 01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:31,880 You? 1608 01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:33,080 You fishing? 1609 01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,160 No, Geoff... I'm serious. 1610 01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:38,160 Tell me... 1611 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:39,360 don't I put you off? 1612 01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:41,360 Off?! 1613 01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:43,560 You put me on, girl! 1614 01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:50,760 Now act your age! I'm a married woman, remember? 1615 01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:54,960 You better keep reminding me. 1616 01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,080 Draught beer... 1617 01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:01,160 you can't beat it. 1618 01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:04,320 That bottle stuff fills me with wind. 1619 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:07,520 It doesn't matter about us 'aving the wind then?! 1620 01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:09,640 Well, ladies can 'andle it better. 1621 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:11,840 Come on, Lesley... we must be going. 1622 01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:13,040 Now, that's all settled... 1623 01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:16,240 I'll send her round to have a talk with her Uncle Fred. 1624 01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:18,440 I still don't see what he can do. 1625 01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:20,520 He's a physiotherapist. 1626 01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:21,520 Is he? 1627 01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:23,840 Well p'raps he might make up a bottle of herbal mixture... 1628 01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:24,920 for our Arthur. 1629 01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:27,040 That might get things moving. 1630 01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:28,240 He's not a qualified man. 1631 01:22:28,440 --> 01:22:29,320 He's an 'SRN'. 1632 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:30,320 A what? 1633 01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:32,520 'State Registered Nurse', that's all that is. 1634 01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:33,720 I meant like the 'MD'... 1635 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,920 proper medical qualifications, like. 1636 01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:36,920 Have you done? 1637 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,240 Right, she can go round next early closing. 1638 01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:41,440 Oh, and you won't let on we've told you? 1639 01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:42,520 She did promise. 1640 01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:43,520 Not a word. 1641 01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:45,840 - Goodnight, Mrs Fitton. - Ta-ta, Mrs Fitton. 1642 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:48,040 'Night, Mrs Piper. Goodnight, Mr Piper. 1643 01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:06,040 Well... 1644 01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:07,320 they say that to understand the children... 1645 01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:08,520 you have to know the parents. 1646 01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:09,520 Aye. 1647 01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:10,720 Young Arthur... 1648 01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:13,840 he stands out in that family like a sore thumb. 1649 01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:15,040 What's on your mind now? 1650 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:17,040 That story about Billy. 1651 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:19,240 Well, what did you think? 1652 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:32,440 Are you staying out there all night? 1653 01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:35,743 I was just thinking... 1654 01:23:37,362 --> 01:23:38,520 them new brown boots... 1655 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:39,840 me and Billy bought for our honeymoon... 1656 01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:40,920 do you remember? 1657 01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:44,720 Aye. I remember. 1658 01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:47,007 That first morning... 1659 01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:50,040 standing at the edge of the sea... 1660 01:23:51,620 --> 01:23:53,120 I remember a little, err... 1661 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:57,320 frothy ripple of tide, rolling right over our new brown leather... 1662 01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:58,320 then... 1663 01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:00,965 then off again, like water off a duck's back. 1664 01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:04,720 Then the sun came out. 1665 01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:06,720 And our boots were... 1666 01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:10,040 covered with little drops of water, all... 1667 01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:12,120 all glistening away. 1668 01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:16,700 Do you know what Billy said? 1669 01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:22,480 'You can't beat nature for beauty, Ezra', he said. 1670 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:25,767 I've never forgot it. 1671 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,903 That were the big moment of my honeymoon. 1672 01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:35,000 You'll catch cold, standing there. 1673 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,080 Bye. 1674 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:51,200 - Hello, Len. - Hello, love. 1675 01:24:51,400 --> 01:24:53,400 You and Geoff coming on the scramble? 1676 01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:54,480 No, can't, worse luck. 1677 01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:55,680 Well, I'll see you later. 1678 01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:56,880 - Ta rah. - Ta rah. 1679 01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:58,880 Is it true? 1680 01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:01,200 This story that's going round about her and Arthur? 1681 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:02,280 What's that? 1682 01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:05,480 - Hello, love. - Hello. 1683 01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:15,680 See that girl that just got in? 1684 01:25:18,768 --> 01:25:21,880 She's just got married and her husband can't do anything. 1685 01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:23,000 Oh... no! 1686 01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:57,000 Now then... 1687 01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:59,080 and how does that feel? 1688 01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:00,280 Eee... that's a lot easier. 1689 01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:01,280 Good. 1690 01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:03,400 You were all knotted. 1691 01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:05,680 Well you must have un-knotted me. 1692 01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:07,800 Now, who's that? 1693 01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:18,880 It's Liz Piper's girl, Jenny. 1694 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:20,880 Why, 'ello love. 1695 01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:22,000 Hello, Uncle Fred. 1696 01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:23,280 I'm not disturbing you, am I? 1697 01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:25,440 No... come on in. Nay, I'll tell you what... 1698 01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:28,560 you go through to the garden and feed the rabbits for me... 1699 01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:29,840 - I shan't be long. - Alright. 1700 01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:33,040 You'll find some dock leaves on the table, love. 1701 01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:36,160 My young niece. 1702 01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:39,240 She's such a nice little girl. 1703 01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:40,440 She always 'as been. 1704 01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:43,440 Eee, I do feel sorry for her, the way things have turned out. 1705 01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:45,760 And Arthur Fitton's such a well set-up young chap... 1706 01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:46,840 you'd never believe it! 1707 01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:47,840 They do say... 1708 01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:50,040 two eggs and a glass of port'll do the trick. 1709 01:26:50,240 --> 01:26:52,360 Err... of course, you'd know, Mr Stansfield... 1710 01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:53,360 being medical. 1711 01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:55,640 Joe Thompson was saying celery's best. 1712 01:26:56,371 --> 01:26:57,640 Mind you, I always say... 1713 01:26:57,840 --> 01:26:58,960 if a young couple hits hits it off proper... 1714 01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:01,160 they can keep going on cold tea. 1715 01:27:03,240 --> 01:27:05,360 What are you two ladies talking about? 1716 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:07,440 Well don't say you didn't know? 1717 01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:09,918 Ooh... we 'ave let the cat out of the bag! 1718 01:27:13,840 --> 01:27:15,760 Now then, love... 1719 01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:16,960 and what brings you 'ere? 1720 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:17,960 Oh... 1721 01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:19,160 I just came to see you. 1722 01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:20,240 Oh... fair enough. 1723 01:27:20,440 --> 01:27:22,440 You'll be able to cook something up for me. 1724 01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:24,440 Yes, 'course I will. 1725 01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:27,760 Ah... as a matter of fact I came to ask you something. 1726 01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:29,840 You did? Well... 1727 01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:31,040 ask away then. 1728 01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:37,040 I'm not sure how to start. 1729 01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:39,574 Well the best place is the beginning, love. 1730 01:27:40,328 --> 01:27:41,360 You needn't worry... 1731 01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:44,172 whatever it is, I'm on your side. You know that. 1732 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,640 Oh... Uncle Fred! 1733 01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:48,840 Oh, now, now, now. Come on. 1734 01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:50,040 Come on, come on. 1735 01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:52,160 What's the matter? 1736 01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:55,360 I'm still a virgin, Uncle Fred! 1737 01:27:58,162 --> 01:27:59,440 Well don't cry, love... 1738 01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:02,894 there's many a woman'd give a fortune to be able to say that. 1739 01:28:03,237 --> 01:28:05,960 Not if she's been ten weeks married, she wouldn't! 1740 01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:07,040 No, perhaps not. 1741 01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:11,040 But what can the reason be? 1742 01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:13,360 Well, it could be a dozen things. 1743 01:28:14,106 --> 01:28:15,440 What do you think it is? 1744 01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:17,440 I don't know. 1745 01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:18,640 P'raps it's me. 1746 01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:20,760 P'raps it's Arthur. 1747 01:28:21,460 --> 01:28:23,840 I mean, there are men aren't there, who get... 1748 01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:24,960 who get put off by women? 1749 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:26,240 Oh... I doubt if Arthur's one of them. 1750 01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:27,440 Whoever gave you that idea? 1751 01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:30,640 Well you get lots of ideas lying awake at night. 1752 01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:32,640 It could be... worry. 1753 01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:33,960 Have you thought of that? 1754 01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:35,120 - Worry? - Aye... 1755 01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:37,200 about his job... about you. 1756 01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:38,400 About getting a house. 1757 01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:40,520 Now, you take Flossie here... 1758 01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:41,800 Now then, when she was first ready... 1759 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:44,000 a lad from up the street brought a fine, big buck... 1760 01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:45,000 called Tom. 1761 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:47,320 Do you know, as soon as it set it's nose inside the cage... 1762 01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:48,400 Flossie 'ere set about 'im. 1763 01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,520 Huh! You talk about fur flying! 1764 01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:51,800 P'raps she didn't fancy 'im. 1765 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:52,920 No, 'old on a minute... 1766 01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:54,000 We kept putting 'im in... 1767 01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:55,120 and taking 'im out... 1768 01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:57,200 even Tom was getting the wind up. 1769 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,320 And then one day... 1770 01:28:58,520 --> 01:28:59,520 Grandma, next door... 1771 01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:00,520 she saw us. 1772 01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:01,720 'That'll never work', she says. 1773 01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:03,800 'Ya have to take the doe to the buck'. 1774 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:05,000 To 'is 'ome, aye... 1775 01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:07,120 or there'll be nothing doing. 1776 01:29:07,320 --> 01:29:09,200 - Did you? - Aye, we did. 1777 01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:10,320 What happened? 1778 01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:11,600 Well, Flossie 'ere's 'ad four litters. 1779 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:13,720 the lad's made a fortune! 1780 01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:17,920 But I'm in Arthur's home already. 1781 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:20,000 Nay... you're in his Dad's 'ome. 1782 01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:21,200 That's not the same thing. 1783 01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:25,400 Arthur can't walk about with his braces dangling, can he? 1784 01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:36,400 You're late! 1785 01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:37,600 No, I'm not, Mr Thompson. 1786 01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:38,920 Don't argue with me, son... 1787 01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:41,000 if I say you're late, you're late! 1788 01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:42,320 No he's not... leave 'im alone. 1789 01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:43,520 Get back in the kennel, you! 1790 01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:45,600 You take your hands of 'im. 1791 01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:48,800 Oh... it's like that is it, we mustn't touch 'im! 1792 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,278 Let me go, Mr Thompson. 1793 01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:52,120 Alright, go on. 1794 01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:56,200 You bastard! 1795 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:57,200 Ya what?! 1796 01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:00,400 You're getting a bit big for your boots aren't you, Fitton?! 1797 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:01,600 You've no right to do that. 1798 01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:02,720 Right?! 1799 01:30:03,086 --> 01:30:05,800 You're a fine one to talk about rights aren't you... 1800 01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:07,120 you wanna worry about that little wife of yours... 1801 01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:09,320 what about her rights then, eh?! 1802 01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:11,320 Ha, ha, ha. 1803 01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:21,320 # If you love me, say... 1804 01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:24,600 - Here's one I fancy. - You reckon it do you? 1805 01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:25,600 So do I. 1806 01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:26,800 'Portsview'. 1807 01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:29,800 # If you love me... 1808 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:32,120 'Ere, how about Beauchamp? 1809 01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:33,200 # Say... 1810 01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:35,376 And that one there. 1811 01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,520 What did you mean by that? 1812 01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:41,600 Oh... 1813 01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:43,720 Oh well, erm... 1814 01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:46,760 by all accounts she isn't too happy, is she? 1815 01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:47,960 I tell you what... 1816 01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:50,960 if you don't feel up to it... 1817 01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:52,280 you leave it to me, I'll do it for ya. 1818 01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:53,360 Alright? 1819 01:30:53,560 --> 01:30:54,480 Ow! 1820 01:30:58,560 --> 01:31:00,480 What's come over you? 1821 01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:01,680 You dirty swine! 1822 01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:05,760 Alright. 1823 01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:07,880 Come on, then. 1824 01:31:19,960 --> 01:31:20,960 Come on. 1825 01:31:24,080 --> 01:31:26,160 If you want it, I'll give it to ya. 1826 01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:30,160 Umph! 1827 01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:33,280 Arrgh! 1828 01:31:34,360 --> 01:31:35,280 Stop it! 1829 01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:36,869 Stop it, the pair of you! 1830 01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:50,680 Eddie! Don't just stand there... get someone! 1831 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:52,269 Come on Arthur, belt 'im! 1832 01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:05,960 Oh! 1833 01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:11,525 Arthur, for God's sake, what's got into you?! 1834 01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:14,503 That thing... there... 1835 01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:17,360 said he'd do a job for me... 1836 01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:18,480 with my wife! 1837 01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:22,480 He said what?! 1838 01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:24,014 You're finished, Fitton. 1839 01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,760 Go on... get your cards. 1840 01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:29,880 Stick 'em! 1841 01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:37,960 You said what?! 1842 01:32:42,080 --> 01:32:43,080 How could you! 1843 01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:46,160 You'd do a job for 'im?! 1844 01:32:46,360 --> 01:32:47,160 You?! 1845 01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:49,480 You couldn't do a job for our cat! 1846 01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:50,480 Get off! Ooh! 1847 01:32:50,680 --> 01:32:53,760 Why the milkman's been doing your bloody job for years! 1848 01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:55,840 Get! 1849 01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:30,920 Look as if you were mixing concrete! 1850 01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:33,240 Do you mind minding your own business! 1851 01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:42,440 Mmm... I thought you'd put too much on. 1852 01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:44,576 There's not enough. 1853 01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:52,640 Hello, 'ere's Arthur. He's home early. 1854 01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:53,840 Hey, Arthur! 1855 01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:56,143 I've one 'ere for you. 1856 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:05,040 Hello, love. 1857 01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:09,120 What are you doing home... anything wrong? 1858 01:34:09,320 --> 01:34:10,320 S'alright, Mum. 1859 01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:20,440 Now what's up? 1860 01:34:50,131 --> 01:34:51,520 What's he doing upstairs! 1861 01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:52,640 How do I know? 1862 01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:56,840 Didn't he say what brought 'im 'ome? 1863 01:34:57,040 --> 01:34:57,920 You were here. 1864 01:34:59,342 --> 01:35:02,120 Well I won't 'ave 'im walking through this 'ouse... 1865 01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:04,320 like it were a public convenience! 1866 01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:06,456 Don't be so vulgar! 1867 01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:10,703 Something's upset 'im. 1868 01:35:25,457 --> 01:35:26,680 - Hello, love. - Hello. 1869 01:35:26,880 --> 01:35:27,800 Hello. 1870 01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:32,000 Arthur's home. 1871 01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:33,080 Arthur? 1872 01:35:33,280 --> 01:35:34,080 Why? 1873 01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:35,280 What's happened? 1874 01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:36,280 He didn't say. 1875 01:35:36,480 --> 01:35:39,480 He walked through 'ere like it were a public convenience! 1876 01:35:39,680 --> 01:35:42,069 Don't say things like that at the tea table! 1877 01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:45,000 Uncle Fred said to give you these. 1878 01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:47,080 Oh... they're lovely! 1879 01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:51,200 Aye... it's many a day since any man sent me flowers. 1880 01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:53,480 Take this cup of tea up to 'im, love. 1881 01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:54,480 Yeah. 1882 01:35:54,680 --> 01:35:55,800 And see what's up with 'im. 1883 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:56,800 Alright. 1884 01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:59,080 Funny, his coming back so early. 1885 01:36:00,200 --> 01:36:02,280 I feel right sorry for that lad! 1886 01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:09,789 I've brought you some tea. 1887 01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:13,600 Arthur, what's the matter? 1888 01:36:14,680 --> 01:36:16,800 Arthur, I'm speaking to you! 1889 01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:17,880 I heard you. 1890 01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:20,080 Then why don't you answer? 1891 01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:22,312 I've nothing to say. 1892 01:36:24,280 --> 01:36:26,280 But what are you doing? 1893 01:36:27,400 --> 01:36:28,280 Packing. 1894 01:36:28,480 --> 01:36:29,400 What for? 1895 01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:30,600 I'm getting out. 1896 01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:31,600 Why? 1897 01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:32,800 I'm leaving you. 1898 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:33,880 Leaving? 1899 01:36:34,833 --> 01:36:35,880 But what have I done? 1900 01:36:36,080 --> 01:36:38,080 You've opened your big mouth, once too often! 1901 01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:39,480 - Arthur! - I asked you not to tell anyone... 1902 01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:41,680 - I begged you! - But I haven't. 1903 01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:42,680 Liar! 1904 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:43,880 Only my mother. 1905 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,000 Only?! 1906 01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:47,000 Her! 1907 01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:48,589 I never meant to, Arthur. 1908 01:36:49,280 --> 01:36:50,392 It just slipped out. 1909 01:36:51,400 --> 01:36:52,280 What she say? 1910 01:36:52,480 --> 01:36:54,600 Is that why you went to see your Uncle Fred today? 1911 01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:56,680 Talk me over with the family quack! Eh? 1912 01:36:56,880 --> 01:36:57,880 It was me mother, she... 1913 01:36:58,080 --> 01:36:59,000 I'll bet it was! 1914 01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:01,080 Look... 1915 01:37:02,200 --> 01:37:04,200 look, I'm nobody and nothing... 1916 01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:06,480 but at least I've always been able to 'old my 'ead up... 1917 01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:07,480 in this neighbourhood. 1918 01:37:07,680 --> 01:37:08,800 Then I get married, and what 'appens? 1919 01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,880 Alright, maybe I 'ave made a mess of it... 1920 01:37:11,080 --> 01:37:12,080 but for my own wife... 1921 01:37:12,280 --> 01:37:15,280 to go around discussing our private life with everybody... 1922 01:37:15,480 --> 01:37:17,360 you've made me a bloody laughing stock! 1923 01:37:17,560 --> 01:37:18,440 But Arthur, I haven't! 1924 01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:19,760 Then how the hell can Joe Thompson... 1925 01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:21,960 tell me he'll do a job for me with my wife! 1926 01:37:22,160 --> 01:37:24,040 When I can't manage myself, eh?! 1927 01:37:24,240 --> 01:37:25,360 You're wrong! Arthur I never! 1928 01:37:25,560 --> 01:37:28,440 God, I only 'ope you told 'im it was you who put me off! 1929 01:37:28,640 --> 01:37:30,760 Yes... yes from the very first night it was you! 1930 01:37:30,960 --> 01:37:32,760 Laughing like you did. 1931 01:37:32,960 --> 01:37:34,960 I never told 'im anything! 1932 01:37:35,160 --> 01:37:37,040 You bloody, little, liar! 1933 01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:44,160 Why... you... 1934 01:37:44,360 --> 01:37:45,240 bitch! 1935 01:37:50,137 --> 01:37:51,240 It's warming up a bit. 1936 01:37:51,440 --> 01:37:53,607 It's a terrible thing, a frustrated man. 1937 01:38:32,640 --> 01:38:34,840 - It's gone very quiet in there. - Shh! 1938 01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:46,840 D'ya 'ear a bang, Lucy? 1939 01:38:47,040 --> 01:38:48,040 I heard nothing. 1940 01:38:49,160 --> 01:38:50,216 Oh... that's funny. 1941 01:38:51,240 --> 01:38:53,360 I could've sworn I heard a bang. 1942 01:38:54,440 --> 01:38:55,360 It says 'ere... 1943 01:38:55,560 --> 01:38:57,440 if the Chinese go on increasing... 1944 01:38:57,640 --> 01:39:00,085 there'll not be enough food left to go round. 1945 01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:04,840 Well, someone ought to tell them Chinese to stop it. 1946 01:39:05,040 --> 01:39:07,485 Well why don't you... they might take notice. 1947 01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:12,240 Hey, look at that. 1948 01:39:12,440 --> 01:39:13,360 Plaster. 1949 01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:16,440 I told you I 'eard a bang! 1950 01:39:17,473 --> 01:39:20,640 I wonder what's keeping our Arthur and our Jenny upstairs? 1951 01:39:20,840 --> 01:39:22,760 You worry about the the Chinese... 1952 01:39:22,960 --> 01:39:25,072 you'll 'ave enough to be going on with. 1953 01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:29,000 I 'ope he's not choked 'er. 1954 01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:30,200 Don't be daft! 1955 01:39:32,622 --> 01:39:34,400 Hello ladies, what's this then... 1956 01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:35,520 shop meeting? 1957 01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:37,720 Don't you be so cheeky, Geoffrey Fitton! 1958 01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:39,800 Yeah... ha ha. 1959 01:39:45,920 --> 01:39:46,800 Hello, love. 1960 01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:47,920 Sorry I'm late, Mum. 1961 01:39:48,120 --> 01:39:50,200 Your tea's in the oven, you sit down, love. 1962 01:39:50,400 --> 01:39:51,200 Ta. 1963 01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:52,320 Ow-go, Dad? 1964 01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:53,400 Hello, Geoff. 1965 01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:54,600 Is Jenny back yet? 1966 01:39:55,720 --> 01:39:56,720 She's upstairs. 1967 01:39:56,920 --> 01:39:57,800 Oh, good! 1968 01:39:58,333 --> 01:40:01,000 - And where are you off? - Upstairs to see Jenny. 1969 01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:02,120 You sit down. 1970 01:40:02,320 --> 01:40:03,120 Go on. 1971 01:40:03,320 --> 01:40:04,400 She doesn't want to be disturbed. 1972 01:40:04,600 --> 01:40:06,520 I won't disturb 'er! 1973 01:40:07,100 --> 01:40:08,600 I've got some news for 'er. 1974 01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:09,998 She's with her husband. 1975 01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:11,720 Arthur? 1976 01:40:11,920 --> 01:40:12,800 What's he doing home? 1977 01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:14,000 Minding 'is own business. 1978 01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:17,120 He walked through 'ere like it were a public convenience! 1979 01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:19,400 If you say that again, I won't be responsible! 1980 01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:21,600 Well there's no other way of putting it. 1981 01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:23,800 He looked neither left nor right. 1982 01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:24,920 I've warned ya! 1983 01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:26,920 Why so touchy, Mum? 1984 01:40:27,120 --> 01:40:28,120 'Cos when I was a girl... 1985 01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:30,320 I walked into a men's place by mistake. 1986 01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:31,320 What a sight! 1987 01:40:31,520 --> 01:40:33,520 Two lines of men, all wearing raincoats... 1988 01:40:33,720 --> 01:40:36,800 with their stooped backs and their bloomin' heads sunk forward... 1989 01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:40,000 as though they expected to be shot in the back at any moment! 1990 01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:42,000 If ever I 'ave a nightmare... 1991 01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:44,320 you can bet your life that comes into it! 1992 01:40:44,520 --> 01:40:45,320 Ta, Mum. 1993 01:40:45,520 --> 01:40:46,400 Hey, Dad... 1994 01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:48,720 has our Arthur got the sack, or something? 1995 01:40:48,920 --> 01:40:50,800 I don't know what he's got. 1996 01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:53,723 But he can't walk through here like it was a pu... 1997 01:40:54,200 --> 01:40:56,200 Can't open me bloody mouth, these days! 1998 01:40:56,400 --> 01:40:57,520 Suppose I just let them know I'm here? 1999 01:40:57,720 --> 01:40:59,520 They don't want to know. 2000 01:40:59,720 --> 01:41:01,220 How do you know they don't? 2001 01:41:01,800 --> 01:41:02,856 I've got a feeling. 2002 01:41:03,920 --> 01:41:04,920 Besides... 2003 01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:08,000 what's this news that's so important? 2004 01:41:08,200 --> 01:41:09,200 There's a house going. 2005 01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:10,200 Where? 2006 01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:12,400 Up Bill Hill, near the reservoir. 2007 01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:13,520 How did you hear? 2008 01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:14,800 Ernie Blake, down the garage. 2009 01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:17,000 It's 'is place, he's emigrating. 2010 01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:19,120 I doubt it'd suit 'is Lordship. 2011 01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:20,320 That's just it... 2012 01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:22,520 he was up there once... he liked it. 2013 01:41:22,720 --> 01:41:24,600 What do you think, Dad? 2014 01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:26,920 They're stone, them cottages. 2015 01:41:27,120 --> 01:41:29,000 They'd cost a pound or two. 2016 01:41:29,200 --> 01:41:31,200 Only two hundred down... that's all. 2017 01:41:31,400 --> 01:41:34,067 Well, you know our Arthur, he won't go into debt. 2018 01:41:34,267 --> 01:41:36,720 Well then you'll have to persuade him, won't ya? 2019 01:41:36,920 --> 01:41:37,680 Me? Huh! 2020 01:41:37,880 --> 01:41:40,880 It's not likely he'll take notice of me. 2021 01:41:41,080 --> 01:41:43,160 They'll have to be quick and make up their minds. 2022 01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:45,892 - I'll call 'em down then. - Stay where you are! 2023 01:41:46,480 --> 01:41:48,480 Doesn't 'ave to be that quick! 2024 01:41:49,402 --> 01:41:51,560 I still say someone should do something... 2025 01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:52,880 he may have done her a mischief. 2026 01:41:53,080 --> 01:41:55,080 Not that lad, he wouldn't hurt a fly. 2027 01:41:55,280 --> 01:41:57,280 Still, it's strange it's gone so quiet. 2028 01:41:57,480 --> 01:41:59,527 You mark my words, something's happened. 2029 01:42:07,560 --> 01:42:09,480 What did I tell ya? 2030 01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:10,760 That's 'Funeral March' he's playing. 2031 01:42:10,960 --> 01:42:12,880 Geroff, that's old Churchill's tune. 2032 01:42:13,080 --> 01:42:14,080 You know, durin't war. 2033 01:42:14,280 --> 01:42:15,160 'The Victory March' 2034 01:42:15,360 --> 01:42:16,280 'Course it is! 2035 01:42:21,360 --> 01:42:23,360 There's that chamber music again. 2036 01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:24,727 What's wrong with it? 2037 01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:26,680 Sounds good to me. 2038 01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:51,880 'Federation of British Travel Agents'? 2039 01:42:52,080 --> 01:42:52,960 Mmm? 2040 01:42:56,080 --> 01:42:57,080 Hey! 2041 01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:09,160 Jenny! 2042 01:43:10,280 --> 01:43:11,280 Look at this! 2043 01:43:12,360 --> 01:43:13,360 What is it? 2044 01:43:13,560 --> 01:43:14,480 Look! 2045 01:43:18,560 --> 01:43:19,560 Arthur! 2046 01:43:21,680 --> 01:43:23,680 - Ahhh! - I thought so! 2047 01:43:23,880 --> 01:43:26,960 Look at that, there's nothing wrong with those two! 2048 01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:29,080 Not unless you're bad minded... 2049 01:43:29,280 --> 01:43:30,280 like some I know! 2050 01:43:30,480 --> 01:43:31,360 I should say. 2051 01:43:49,297 --> 01:43:51,520 I thought you two were never coming down! 2052 01:43:51,720 --> 01:43:53,520 Well... here we are. 2053 01:43:53,720 --> 01:43:54,720 What's the suitcases for? 2054 01:43:54,920 --> 01:43:56,920 We're going on our honeymoon. 2055 01:43:57,120 --> 01:43:57,920 You what? 2056 01:43:58,120 --> 01:44:01,120 The seven-forty. We got our money back. 2057 01:44:01,320 --> 01:44:03,440 From the travel agents. Isn't it wonderful! 2058 01:44:03,640 --> 01:44:04,520 Oh, I'm so glad! 2059 01:44:04,720 --> 01:44:06,640 Has Joe Thompson let you off then? 2060 01:44:06,840 --> 01:44:07,920 Err, well he didn't 'ave to... 2061 01:44:08,120 --> 01:44:10,120 I've finished with him, and 'is job! 2062 01:44:10,320 --> 01:44:11,240 He had it coming. 2063 01:44:11,440 --> 01:44:12,598 Where are you both off? 2064 01:44:13,440 --> 01:44:15,320 Blackpool, Mum! 2065 01:44:15,520 --> 01:44:16,632 Just the two of you? 2066 01:44:17,640 --> 01:44:18,807 I hope so, Mr Fitton. 2067 01:44:19,720 --> 01:44:21,640 Well I'll be blowed! 2068 01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:23,920 But they can't... what about the cottage? 2069 01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:25,040 What cottage? 2070 01:44:25,240 --> 01:44:27,040 Ernie Blake's... he selling. 2071 01:44:27,240 --> 01:44:29,320 Not the one we saw up by the reservoir? 2072 01:44:29,520 --> 01:44:30,520 - Ahh. - Oh, Arthur! 2073 01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:32,640 Now, don't go putting things off. 2074 01:44:32,840 --> 01:44:34,840 Honeymoon's don't stand putting off too often. 2075 01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:37,120 If you want the cottage, you leave it to your Dad. 2076 01:44:37,320 --> 01:44:39,240 He'll see what can be done. 2077 01:44:39,884 --> 01:44:41,320 How much does he want for it? 2078 01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:42,520 Only two hundred down. 2079 01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:43,520 It's a snip! 2080 01:44:43,720 --> 01:44:46,109 But I haven't got that kind of money, Geoff. 2081 01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:49,040 Go and ask your Dad. Go on. 2082 01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:52,240 - No. - Go on, he'll 'elp you. 2083 01:44:58,042 --> 01:44:59,320 What do you think, Dad? 2084 01:44:59,520 --> 01:45:00,440 Eh? 2085 01:45:03,520 --> 01:45:05,520 You talking to me, lad? 2086 01:45:06,584 --> 01:45:07,520 About this cottage. 2087 01:45:07,720 --> 01:45:08,720 I was wondering... 2088 01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:11,229 do you think we ought to? 2089 01:45:11,920 --> 01:45:14,040 I mean, what's... what's your advice? 2090 01:45:15,120 --> 01:45:16,120 My advice?! 2091 01:45:19,240 --> 01:45:20,240 Well... err... 2092 01:45:21,320 --> 01:45:22,376 Well, that depends. 2093 01:45:24,051 --> 01:45:25,440 Are you sure you want it? 2094 01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:26,520 I am, Mr Fitton. 2095 01:45:27,108 --> 01:45:28,720 Well, there's only one answer. 2096 01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:30,840 Buy the bloody 'ouse! 2097 01:45:31,317 --> 01:45:33,040 But if we haven't got the money? 2098 01:45:33,240 --> 01:45:34,040 Money? 2099 01:45:34,240 --> 01:45:37,320 Well, don't let money stand in your way, love. 2100 01:45:38,440 --> 01:45:40,520 You leave that side of it to me, Son. 2101 01:45:40,720 --> 01:45:42,520 I've got a pound or two. 2102 01:45:42,720 --> 01:45:44,840 But I couldn't come on you for all that! 2103 01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:45,920 Why not? 2104 01:45:47,040 --> 01:45:49,040 You're my Son, aren't you? 2105 01:45:52,064 --> 01:45:53,120 Well it's a damn... 2106 01:45:53,320 --> 01:45:55,320 it's a damn poor father wouldn't... 2107 01:45:55,520 --> 01:45:57,440 help his own lad out. 2108 01:45:58,480 --> 01:45:59,480 Thanks, Dad. 2109 01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:01,600 Oh... Dad! 2110 01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:04,600 Oh... thanks, Dad! 2111 01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:05,800 Well come along then... 2112 01:46:06,000 --> 01:46:08,880 you can't hang about if you're gonna catch that train. 2113 01:46:09,080 --> 01:46:12,080 Geoff, pop over to Mr Hall and ask him to bring his car round. 2114 01:46:12,280 --> 01:46:13,400 No, no there's no need, we can take a bus. 2115 01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:15,680 You're not starting your honeymoon from here in a bus. 2116 01:46:15,880 --> 01:46:16,680 Go on, Geoff. 2117 01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:18,000 And you better take a snack with you... 2118 01:46:18,200 --> 01:46:20,200 there'll be no meals 'til you get there, you know. 2119 01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:21,280 Arthur... 2120 01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:24,400 are you carrying? 2121 01:46:25,480 --> 01:46:28,480 - Eh? - Mmm... loaded? 2122 01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:30,800 Once that cheque's cashed, I shall be. 2123 01:46:32,880 --> 01:46:33,880 Here. 2124 01:46:37,000 --> 01:46:38,056 Come on... take it. 2125 01:46:40,080 --> 01:46:43,200 Always have money in thy pocket... it's the only way. 2126 01:46:43,400 --> 01:46:45,400 Ta, Dad. I'll see you right. 2127 01:46:46,480 --> 01:46:48,600 And never go short. Must 'ave anything. 2128 01:46:58,680 --> 01:46:59,680 God bless. 2129 01:47:00,546 --> 01:47:02,880 - Seven-forty, did you say? - That's right. 2130 01:47:03,080 --> 01:47:05,080 Well you haven't much time then. 2131 01:47:05,280 --> 01:47:06,200 Goodbye, Dad. 2132 01:47:07,002 --> 01:47:08,280 Take care of 'im, love. 2133 01:47:08,480 --> 01:47:09,400 Don't worry... 2134 01:47:09,600 --> 01:47:10,480 I will. 2135 01:47:10,680 --> 01:47:11,480 Bye. 2136 01:47:11,680 --> 01:47:13,680 You'll have to explain to Mum and Dad for me. 2137 01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:15,000 Oh, don't you worry about that, love... 2138 01:47:15,200 --> 01:47:16,247 I'll do that alright. 2139 01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:20,200 I got 'em. 2140 01:47:43,844 --> 01:47:46,400 - I'll write soon. - Good luck, the pair of ya. 2141 01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:49,480 Don't forget... come back brown! 2142 01:47:49,680 --> 01:47:52,800 Hey... don't do anything I wouldn't do! 2143 01:47:53,000 --> 01:47:56,000 - Just enjoy yourselves. - Bye! 2144 01:47:56,200 --> 01:47:58,080 - Ta rah. - Ta rah. 2145 01:47:58,280 --> 01:47:59,280 'Ave a good time! 2146 01:47:59,480 --> 01:48:01,480 - Bye. - Ta rah. 2147 01:48:01,680 --> 01:48:02,600 Bye! 2148 01:48:19,362 --> 01:48:20,560 Would you believe it... 2149 01:48:20,760 --> 01:48:21,760 no job, no 'ome... 2150 01:48:21,960 --> 01:48:24,840 he goes off as if he's just won the pools! 2151 01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:26,040 They've gone away happy. 2152 01:48:26,240 --> 01:48:27,160 That's the main thing. 2153 01:48:27,360 --> 01:48:29,240 Thanks to your Dad. 2154 01:48:31,360 --> 01:48:33,527 You know who he put me in mind of, Lucy? 2155 01:48:35,560 --> 01:48:37,640 The way he walked out of that door. 2156 01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:45,038 It could 'ave been him. 2157 01:48:46,840 --> 01:48:47,840 Mum... 2158 01:49:00,960 --> 01:49:02,960 What is it, Dad? 2159 01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:07,040 It's life, lad. 2160 01:49:10,160 --> 01:49:12,272 It might make you laugh, at your age... 2161 01:49:14,360 --> 01:49:17,440 But one day, it'll make you bloody cry! 152065