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[ Up-tempo music playing ]
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[ Slow music plays ]
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Robin:
I'm so happy you're home.
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I'm so happy
to be home.
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Get in my arms
right now!
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Oh, my God.
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You cut
all your hair off.
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Yeah, it's fun.
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Is it? Eh.
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You need a haircut.
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What do you think
of the posters?
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Oh, yeah,
great, man.
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Looks a little more like Mom
than it does Delilah, but yeah.
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I was thinking
she's been gone for a year,
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so she might look
a little older.
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I'm sure people
will see the resemblance.
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I mean, I'm just so happy
to be home, okay.
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And nothing is gonna
stop us thi--
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Hey!
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-Hey!
-Hey, hey.
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-Slow your roll.
-I'm slow.
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Okay, my roll
couldn't be slower.
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Okay, I'm just saying, every
time we charge into a situation,
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we end up tripping
on our own dick, so...
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I'm not gonna trip on anything,
all right?Okay.
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We're getting the band
back together.
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Hey, man, um, you're kind of
plastering over
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the posters my son put up,
so, uh...
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Missing Delilah
is yourband?
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Uh, no.
M-My child is Delilah.
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She's -- She's missing.
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But you just said you were
getting the band back together.
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I did.
It's a figure of speech.
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Okay, well, where am I
supposed to put myband?
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Again, it's not a band.
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It's a...
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My child Delilah,
she ran away.
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Oh!
I thought it was a band.
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Yeah, a couple times now.
But no.
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Hey.
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Found her.
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Robin:
Nate, let it go.
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You're tired.
You just got home.
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Hey, you haven't even
seen the place yet.
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You're gonna love it.
It's small,
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but you're gonna love it.Jesus Christ!
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-Are you deaf?
-What?!
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Between the Putt-Putt
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and the old folks' home
with the unsecured Wi-Fi,
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this is prime real estate
for band peeps.
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[ Stapler clicking ]
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You know what?
There was a time in my life
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when someone like you
did something like this,
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I would probably
break all their teeth.
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And their nose.
A few ribs.
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Geez, no wonder your daughter
ran away...Hitler.
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[ Stapler clicking ]
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Godwin's law.
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Ah, see?!
She's heard of us, old man!
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But, uh, we're actually called
Goblin's Slaw.
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No, young man,
it's Godwin's law.
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If a debate
goes on long enough,
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Hitler is eventually
brought up.
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Can you just break his jaw
so we can leave already?
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No, I'm not
gonna do that, okay?
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You're right, man.
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A lot of the reasons why my
daughter ran away was my fault.
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And I'm trying
to make a change.
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You're doing great.
Doing a great job.Okay, so I'm asking you,
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please, just stop doing
what you're doing, okay?
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No can douche.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Aah!
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Why would you do that?!
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[ Siren chirps ]
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He broke my teeth
and my jaw.
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Get me out of here!
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Get me out of here!
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Babe, what do you say
when you do the --
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Am I being detained?
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Yeah.
Hey, am I being detained?
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Officer: Yes.
Yes, you are.
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Oh, shit.
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Somewhere behind
the mountains
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There is a place
I'm thinkin'
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[ Distorted music plays ]
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[ Telephones ringing ]
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What are you in for?
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Shitty parents.
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Bradshawl: So just to be clear,
we're going with
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42-year-old man claims
17-year-old boy started it?
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He did.
He stapled me.
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Listen, I get it.
Your daughter's dead.
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She's not dead.
She's missing.
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For over a year.
Those odds aren't good.
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I can't imagine
what you're going through.
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Let me show you
this video we made.
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[ Squeaking ]
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[ Clacking ]
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I think
you're gonna like this.
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Missing children
are kind of my jam.
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[ Slow music plays]
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[ Lighter clicking]
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I wanted to see the world
when I grew up.
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I never thought I'd see it
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while stuck
in a cargo container
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on my way to Thailand,
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trying not to vomit from
the sea of urine and feces.
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And I've only been missing
for 24 hours,
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just like all these girls.
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[ Girls sobbing]
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My God! Why would you
make us watch this?
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To press upon you the fact
of how important it is
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to get your daughter back
ASAP.
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We already know that.
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Well, check this out.
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When I was a little girl,
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I dreamed of being
a famous magician.
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I'm been missing 48 hours,
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and the only tricks I can do
now are the ones I turn...
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for heroin.
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Oh, come on!
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Oh!
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That dirty pervert?
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Our desk sergeant Barry.
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He said he wasn't an actor,
but that -- one take.
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Tough crowd.
All right, here you go.
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[ Tape fast-forwards ] I was supposed to have
a playdate today.
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I'm pretty good
at hide-and-seek.
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But if you haven't found me
after 72 hours,
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you'll be seeking me forever.
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Jesus Christ, would you
turn this off, please?!
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Funny story -- the little girl
is allergic to corn syrup.
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That's what we used
to make the blood,
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that and a little
food coloring.
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But you know
these stage moms.
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"Oh, she'll be fine.
It's okay."
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I'm gonna tell you again,
our daughter is not dead.
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We get videos from her
all the time.
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Bet they're not as good
as my videos.
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I...
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She's living here
in Syracuse,
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and we need your help
to find her, please.
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Well, you are in luck.
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Because this video has
a "tips and tricks" portion.
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[ Upbeat music plays,
siren wailing]
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Tip one -- contact
local law enforcement.
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All: Syracuse P.D.!
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You already did that.
Good for you.
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Tip two -- fliers work.
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Blanket your neighborhood,
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'cause chances are
somebody saw me with her.
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Check -- two for two.
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Barry, say hi.
Big fans over here.
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Hey, folks,
how you doing?
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Tip three, make sure to always
contact family members.
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They may be a safe haven
for your little runaway.
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I'm assuming you did that.
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-Of course.
-Yeah.
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What?
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You called your family,
right?
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You'remy family.
There's no one else to call.
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What about your mom?
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-Hmm?
-Did you call your mom?
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I searched the globe,
okay?
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Deserts, tundra, jungle.
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Don't forget Japan!
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Hey,
don't bring up Japan!
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Okay, I don't even want
to hear the word "Japan."
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So shitty.
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Please tell me
you called your mom.
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Did youcall my mom?
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Why would I call your mom?
She's not my mom.
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So you admit
you didn't call my mom?
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Did you call your mom?!
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I didn't have to call my mom
because she's a horrible person
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and there's no way
Delilah would go there.
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[ Exhales ]
Yeah, I see her.
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Little twat pops in
at least once a week.
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Uses all my hot water
and steals my fiber bars.
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-Unbelievable.
-I know.
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Who would want to spend
even a second here?
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Seriously, everything that comes
out of her mouth is an insult.
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[ Sighs ]
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She must have been so desperate
to come here.
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It was a phone call,
one phone call.
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Mistakes were made
on both sides.
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One side.
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[ Clocks ticking ]
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Nate: Why wouldn't you call me
and tell me she was here?
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Well, I thought about
calling you on my birthday
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and then again
on Mother's Day.
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And I really wanted
to say something
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that day I had a mass removed
from my hip,
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but it turned out
to be malignant,
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and I thought, "Nah,
I don't want to intrude
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on his busy life."
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So what time does Delilah
usually come by?
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I don't pay attention
to clocks.
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[ Cuckooing ]
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Look behind you.
There's like 50 of them.
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What are you,
a clock Nazi?
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Don't call me a --
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Stop it, stop.
What -- What day?
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What day
does she come by?
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Hump day, 3:00 p.m.
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Like clockwork.
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That's --
That's today.
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Great,
so 3:00 p.m. today.
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No, today's Wednesday.
Hump day's Thursday.
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No.
No, hump day's Wednesday.
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No, Thursday.
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When the guys
get their dick pills
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and the gals get
their cheap thrills.
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It means we get laid.
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Hump.
You know, hump means --
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Okay, we get it.
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Oh, we get it --
that is, STDs.
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But it's okay.
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I can run the clock out
on most of 'em.
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Even syphilis doesn't have time
to get me.
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Helen, what's with all these
"Delilah's missing" posters?
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She's not missing.
I'm seeing her tonight.
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Wait,
you know my daughter?
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Sure! She plays in a band
with my grandson.
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I think
they may be schtupping.
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Please tell me that means
more than one thing.
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'Course it does.
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You got your
regular schtupping.
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You got your
doggie-style schtupping.
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You got your
shower schtupping.
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Speaking of which, Helen,
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I'm gonna hit the steam room
and limber up,
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so in 20 minutes,
you be ready to get some.
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Oh, come on!
He just ruined my thing.
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Thank God.
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Oh, hey.
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-Hey, man.
-Just -- Just --
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I'm gonna go find
the steam shower.Yeah, go -- go get him.
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-Go get him. I sh--
-You stay here.
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I should --
I should go with you.
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J-Jared, why don't you
stay here with Nana,
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get some quality
family time.
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Nate's mom:
Using me as a punishment?
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No! I just --
I thought it would be nice.
253
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-What would be nice?
-Just to catch up.
254
00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:24,149
On what?
255
00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:26,738
All -- everything.
256
00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:27,808
No, no.
257
00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:32,848
How far along are you
in the transition process?
258
00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:34,297
I'm a boy.
259
00:09:34,332 --> 00:09:35,713
Bullshit.
260
00:09:36,852 --> 00:09:38,785
[ Toilet flushes ]
261
00:09:38,819 --> 00:09:40,303
Nate: Oh, God.
262
00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:44,342
What are you doing
in here?
263
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,275
-Oh, what is that?
-What?
264
00:09:46,309 --> 00:09:48,933
You ain't never seen
a pair of testankles before?
265
00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:50,831
What?Testicles that hang
to your ankles.
266
00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:51,901
Okay, sorry.
I'm sorry.
267
00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:54,007
Get used to it,
'cause I'm gonna have them, too.
268
00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,249
Oh, hey.
269
00:09:55,284 --> 00:09:56,768
Marty, hey.
270
00:09:56,803 --> 00:09:57,804
Can I ask you
a quick question?
271
00:09:57,838 --> 00:10:00,013
-You mind closing the door?
-Absolutely, yes.
272
00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:02,049
You said you were seeing Delilah
tonight. Uh, where?
273
00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:04,327
Check the poster over there,
you putz.
274
00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:05,432
Now, close the door.
275
00:10:05,466 --> 00:10:06,675
What?
276
00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:14,234
277
00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:16,719
Babe, how could you
miss this?
278
00:10:16,754 --> 00:10:17,824
I...
279
00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:19,377
really need
to slow my roll.
280
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,965
Yeah.
281
00:10:20,999 --> 00:10:22,069
God.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
282
00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:23,070
Let's just go.
Let's go.
283
00:10:23,105 --> 00:10:24,140
Hold on, hold on.
284
00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:25,728
So, quick question.
Hi.
285
00:10:25,763 --> 00:10:28,213
Um, I haven't seen my daughter
in a really long time,
286
00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:30,319
and your grandson
sounds lovely.
287
00:10:30,353 --> 00:10:33,046
But this whole schtupping thing,
that's not true, is it?
288
00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:37,015
Well, I'll tell ya, every
grandson when he hits puberty
289
00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:39,880
loves to sit his tuchus
on Zeyde's lap
290
00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:42,055
and ask how to properly
nosh out a knish.
291
00:10:42,089 --> 00:10:43,125
That's my daughter
you're talking about.
292
00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:44,333
-Oh, it is?
-Yes.
293
00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:45,541
Well,
she should thank me.
294
00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:48,924
I taught him to use the Hebrew
alphabet with his tongue.
295
00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:51,409
Now close the goddamn door.
It's getting cold in here.
296
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,859
Oh, you like it hot,
do you?
297
00:10:52,893 --> 00:10:55,206
Does your daughter like
to ride a big schmeckle?
298
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,483
Yes.
Close the door.
299
00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:57,864
[ Door slams ]
300
00:10:57,898 --> 00:11:00,073
Whoa, be cool!
Slow your roll!
301
00:11:00,107 --> 00:11:01,833
How's that?
Is that hot enough for ya?
302
00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,076
I'll let you know.
303
00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:05,388
It's not instantaneous,
you nudge.
304
00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:07,390
Then you have no idea what it
feels like to lose somebody.
305
00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:10,255
I'm 77 years old
and Jewish.
306
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,119
What do you think?
Oh.
307
00:11:15,226 --> 00:11:16,192
Open it.
308
00:11:16,227 --> 00:11:17,366
What?
Open what?
309
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,781
The door.
310
00:11:18,816 --> 00:11:19,955
You're blocking it
with your foot.
311
00:11:19,989 --> 00:11:21,059
No, I'm not.
312
00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:22,751
Then you broke it,
you schmendrick.
313
00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:23,752
She closed it.
314
00:11:23,786 --> 00:11:24,925
What does that sign say?
315
00:11:26,237 --> 00:11:27,410
How could you not see?
316
00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:29,447
-Yep.
-Not see?
317
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,898
-I --
-Not see?!
318
00:11:31,932 --> 00:11:33,382
At least
turn down the heat.
319
00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:34,901
It's like an oven
in here.
320
00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:37,455
-Oh, shoot.
-What the hell?!
321
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,423
I-I'm so sor--
I may have broken this, too.
322
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,149
What did you do
to Marty?
323
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:42,978
Okay, be cool.
324
00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:44,738
Mistakes were made
on both sides.
325
00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:46,291
No, that's not actually true.
He started it.
326
00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:47,258
-Marty?
-Yeah.
327
00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,467
I was mildly annoyed
328
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,952
because he was
letting all the steam out.
329
00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:53,471
Why would you do that?
330
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,991
You think that steam
grows on trees?
331
00:11:56,025 --> 00:11:58,476
Oy vey!
332
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,478
I don't think I'm gonna
make it this time.
333
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,791
Tell my grandson
I love him,
334
00:12:02,825 --> 00:12:05,552
and tell him he can stay
with the shiksa,
335
00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:06,967
but she's just
for practice.
336
00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:08,969
What?! Excuse me?
For practice?
337
00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:10,246
Like some kind
of pocket pussy?
338
00:12:10,281 --> 00:12:11,489
What?
339
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,766
Despite what you're doing,
340
00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,147
I believe there's good
in your heart.
341
00:12:14,181 --> 00:12:15,527
Do not quote Anne Frank
to me.
342
00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:17,357
Don't tell a Holocaust survivor
what to do.
343
00:12:17,391 --> 00:12:19,462
You're too young
to be a Holocaust survivor!
344
00:12:19,497 --> 00:12:21,326
You're a Holocaust
survivor?
345
00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:24,191
-He's lying.
-She's Holocaust-denying me!
346
00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:25,192
[ Grunting ]
347
00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:27,988
I can't believe
this is how I'm going out.
348
00:12:28,023 --> 00:12:31,095
At least if Hitler killed me,
I'd have my name on the wall.
349
00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:33,028
You're not gonna die.
I'm getting you --
350
00:12:33,062 --> 00:12:34,926
Move back, move back.
I'm gonna kick it open.
351
00:12:34,961 --> 00:12:39,862
It's triple-paned
tempered glass, you schnook.
352
00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:43,141
You couldn't knock it down
with a panzer tank, Rommel.
353
00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:46,179
[ Growling ]
354
00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:47,836
This is it?
355
00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,182
Oy!
356
00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,839
-Ah.
-Shit.
357
00:12:50,873 --> 00:12:52,357
[ Upbeat klezmer music playing ]
358
00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:53,876
I'll get you out of there, man.
Back up!
359
00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:56,361
What?
360
00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,125
Ah! Ah!
361
00:13:04,507 --> 00:13:05,888
What are you doing?!
362
00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:07,062
What do you want me to do?
He's dying!
363
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,995
Oh, no!
364
00:13:10,513 --> 00:13:12,895
Noah:
He's trying to kill Mort!
365
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,380
He isthe "Desert Fox."
366
00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:18,073
I'm Schindler
in this scenario, okay?
367
00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:20,834
Jesus! Nate.
368
00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:25,183
What is this made of?!
369
00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:28,635
No!
370
00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:29,843
Aah!
371
00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:32,984
Marty,
I'm coming for ya!
372
00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:34,537
[ Grunts ]
I got him.
373
00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:37,368
[ Grunting.
374
00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:39,335
I got him.
Oh.
375
00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:40,578
You all right?
376
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:43,201
He's okay.
He's breathing.
377
00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:45,238
Nate Parker,
friend of the Jews.
378
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,862
You're all right.
379
00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:54,212
Man: It's fun being weird,
it's fun being weird
380
00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:57,388
It's fun being weird,
you should try it sometime
381
00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:58,941
- It's fun being weird
-Hey, how are you?
382
00:13:58,976 --> 00:13:59,735
Nate:
Uh, two, please.
383
00:13:59,769 --> 00:14:01,530
You here
for the DeafJam?
384
00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:02,324
-You know it.
-We are.
385
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:03,601
That's us, def.
386
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,948
Really?
You don't sound it.
387
00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:08,295
What does a def person
sound like?
388
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,194
I'm not gonna do the voice
'cause that's racist.
389
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:11,643
No, listen, trust me,
this guy,
390
00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:13,542
he just keeps getting def-er
with age.
391
00:14:13,576 --> 00:14:15,406
Am I right?
[ Laughs ]
392
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,994
Keep the change.
393
00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,686
I can't believe Def Jam
is still a thing.
394
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,068
I know.
I thought it got Me Too'd.
395
00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:24,484
[ Loud music playing ]
396
00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:26,382
Holy shit!
It's so loud in here!
397
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,695
-What?!
-I said it's so loud in here!
398
00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:29,730
What did you say?!
399
00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:32,112
I think we should spread out
and go look for her!
400
00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:34,252
No, I think we should wait
till she goes on,
401
00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:37,048
approach her tenderly, and tell
her how much we love her!
402
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,394
No, I'm gonna
go find her!
403
00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:40,327
Man:
You should try it sometime
404
00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:41,708
- It's fun being weird
-[ Grunts ]
405
00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:43,399
It's fun being weird
406
00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:46,540
It's fun being weird,
you should try it sometime
407
00:14:46,575 --> 00:14:47,956
It's fun being weird
408
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:49,371
Excuse me.
409
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,648
Hey!
410
00:14:52,063 --> 00:14:54,100
Hey!
411
00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:55,584
Hey!
412
00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:57,931
What, are you deaf?
I need a drink!
413
00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:01,348
[ Indistinct singing ]
414
00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:02,660
Oh, my God.
415
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,076
It's you!
Dylan from the poster!
416
00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:06,457
You're
Delilah's boyfriend!
417
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,148
We don't like labels,
but yes.
418
00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:10,323
What?! Sorry!
I can't hear anything in here!
419
00:15:10,357 --> 00:15:11,117
No one can.
420
00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:13,084
Well, you look
like a nice boy!
421
00:15:13,119 --> 00:15:15,052
Dress well!
422
00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:16,467
Seems like you got
your shit together!
423
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:18,503
It's because of the aids.
424
00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:19,746
What?!
I'm sorry.
425
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:22,059
It's so loud!
426
00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:23,750
It sounded like you said
you have AIDS!
427
00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:26,580
I do!
I got a case of them in China.
428
00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:28,720
It really
changed my life.
429
00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,275
Excuse me.
430
00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:34,278
I'm looking for Delilah.
Do you see Delilah?
431
00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:37,488
Stop. Stop.
Stop fighting, children.
432
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:38,523
Ah. No.
433
00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:39,766
Don't make me fight back.
434
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,457
I'm like triple your sizes.
435
00:15:41,492 --> 00:15:44,115
Man: It's fun being weird,
you should try it sometime
436
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:45,220
It's fun being weird
437
00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:46,738
Most people
in my community,
438
00:15:46,773 --> 00:15:48,154
they're uncomfortable
with it.
439
00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:50,156
Most kids here,
they're scared of aids.
440
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,192
But it's really exciting
to have them.
441
00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:54,332
They can really
bring us all together.
442
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:56,541
I can finally
appreciate musicals.
443
00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:57,784
Have you seen "Rent"?
444
00:15:57,818 --> 00:15:58,992
No!
445
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:02,685
[ Growling in slow motion ]
446
00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:07,000
[ Slow motion ] Yeah!
447
00:16:07,035 --> 00:16:10,176
[ Normal voice ] Oh!
You got nothing on me!
448
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:13,351
Man: And he accepts me
and my deviated septum
449
00:16:13,386 --> 00:16:14,214
[ Grunts ]
450
00:16:16,837 --> 00:16:19,495
[ Growling ]
451
00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:21,739
Yeah! Whoo!
452
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:25,018
That's my new catchphrase,
'cause "Get some" is retired.
453
00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:26,088
Whoo!
454
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:28,159
Did you give
my daughter AIDS?!
455
00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:30,437
Oh, I've given them
to a lot of ladies.
456
00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:32,163
You're a monster!
457
00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:34,303
Not my aids!
458
00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:38,238
Man: It's fun being weird,
you should try it sometime
459
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:39,412
What are those?!
460
00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:41,690
Hearing aids,
you idiot!
461
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:44,348
You should try it sometime
462
00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:46,212
Aah!
463
00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:49,042
Everybody watch out!
This guy's a total Hitler!
464
00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,426
[ Feedback ]Ah!
465
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,083
I'm not Hitler!
466
00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,395
Stop! Stop it!
467
00:16:57,430 --> 00:17:00,053
You're attacking me, and I'm
just trying to find my daughter!
468
00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:01,365
Who's seen her?
469
00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:03,539
I'm looking for Delilah.
470
00:17:03,574 --> 00:17:05,645
Delilah of the Double D's.
471
00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:08,372
Don't act like you can't
hear me, you dumb idiots!
472
00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:10,857
We're not dumb.
We're deaf.
473
00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:12,100
Huh?
474
00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:16,380
Uh...
475
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,140
-D-E-A-F.
-Yeah.
476
00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:20,487
I was gonna say
it's way too white in here
477
00:17:20,522 --> 00:17:22,075
to be a Def Jam, but...
478
00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,594
-[ Clears throat ]
-They can't hear you.
479
00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:24,664
I know.
I know.
480
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,392
-Just leave, man.
-Yeah, sorry.
481
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:30,083
Continue.
Have fun.
482
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:35,606
Third Reich falls for
the second time, Hitler.
483
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,228
You know, I think
I might be ready
484
00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:38,609
to turn over a new leaf
with them.
485
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,162
It's been so long.
486
00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:42,406
I'm kind of excited
to have them here.
487
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,753
They've never seen my play,
like, ever.
488
00:17:46,582 --> 00:17:50,138
Robin: All he had to do was say
hearingaids, just once!
489
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,518
Nate:
Yeah, sorry, everyone.
490
00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:53,313
I'd do this,
but I'm cuffed, so...
491
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:54,418
Love you all.
492
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,731
Your mom is insane.
493
00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,768
Yes, she is.
494
00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,563
It's okay.
Who needs them?
495
00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:03,254
You got me.
496
00:18:03,289 --> 00:18:06,602
Oh, and remember,
today's hump day.
497
00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:09,536
Okay, when I'm ready to do it
with more than a snow machine,
498
00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:10,917
you'll be the first
to know.
499
00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:13,920
Wait, did you just say
snow machine?
500
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:16,371
No, your aids
must be full of soda.
501
00:18:20,582 --> 00:18:21,686
Bradshawl
I can understand how racial
502
00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:23,895
and religious demographic
changes scare some people.
503
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:26,381
I don't agree with it, but I can
wrap my brain around it.
504
00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:27,554
But deaf children?
505
00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:29,867
I don't see where that even fits
on the bigotry scale.
506
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:30,937
I hate do to this,
but I think
507
00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:31,765
I'm gonna have to charge you
with a hate crime.
508
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,733
[ Scoffs ]
More like a Nate crime.
509
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,355
Actually,
I was talking to you.
510
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:37,461
What? No, he's the one
who was pushing children.
511
00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:38,462
No, no, the kids said
512
00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:40,843
it was the best mosh pit
they'd ever been in.
513
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,535
But you, on the other hand,
514
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:45,331
destroyed $25,000 worth
of concert aids.
515
00:18:45,365 --> 00:18:48,541
I thought that kid
was HIV positive.
516
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:50,508
That's not an excuse.
517
00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:56,445
-Really?
-None.
518
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,724
Well...looks like it continues
to be your lucky day.
519
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:01,243
No charges
are being filed.
520
00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:02,727
Apparently, you have
a guardian angel
521
00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:03,763
that's looking out for you,
522
00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:06,559
keeping you from tripping over
your own dick...
523
00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:07,732
so to speak.
524
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,424
-Your dick.
-I know whose dick it is.
525
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:11,529
You got one.
526
00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:12,599
[ Knock on door ]
527
00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:18,329
Hi.
Just give me a second, please.
528
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:22,678
I want you to tell them
you're not pressing any charges.
529
00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:23,541
Are you kidding?
530
00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:25,716
Your mom destroyed
an entire case.
531
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,338
Here, for your aids.
532
00:19:27,373 --> 00:19:28,719
She needs to go to jail.
533
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,341
I swear I'll break
your teeth, nose,
534
00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:31,584
and a few of your ribs
if you --
535
00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:32,930
Okay, relax.
536
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:36,244
Don't tell me to relax!
537
00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:38,798
You know, if you weren't
such a lady Hitler,
538
00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:41,525
you might actually enjoy
the Hebrew alphabe--
539
00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:42,560
[ Grunts ]
540
00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:46,564
No charges!
541
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,014
[ Grunting ]
542
00:19:48,048 --> 00:19:53,433
543
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:54,365
[ Exhales ]
544
00:19:57,472 --> 00:20:01,821
Hi. My ex-boyfriend
has something to say.
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