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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:16,650 [jazz plays softly on radio] 2 00:00:42,830 --> 00:00:45,332 [woman] It isn't as flashy as some of the places, 3 00:00:45,432 --> 00:00:48,202 but we pride ourselves on being a little classier. 4 00:00:48,302 --> 00:00:52,907 - Hm. The crack's real. - Oh, yes. We call this our earthquake cottage. 5 00:00:53,007 --> 00:00:57,779 Mrs. Porter had occupancy then, during the big one in '33. 6 00:00:57,879 --> 00:01:00,547 Property damage ran into the millions. 7 00:01:00,648 --> 00:01:02,583 [man] Would you fix it if I stayed for awhile? 8 00:01:02,684 --> 00:01:05,820 [woman] Oh, no. No, this is our showplace. 9 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,255 Mrs. Porter wouldn't let us touch that wall. 10 00:01:08,355 --> 00:01:12,193 She worked that sampler herself to cover over the hole. 11 00:01:12,293 --> 00:01:18,700 - Alrighty. I hope you'll be very happy here. - Thank you. 12 00:01:22,904 --> 00:01:25,807 [jazz continues softly] 13 00:01:28,009 --> 00:01:30,978 ♪ Where'd you get those eyes at? ♪ 14 00:01:31,078 --> 00:01:36,350 ♪ Where'd you get those eyes? [scatting] 15 00:01:42,623 --> 00:01:46,227 [rumbling] 16 00:01:51,298 --> 00:01:55,102 [man] No, you stupid bastards! Stage nine! 17 00:01:57,338 --> 00:02:00,274 [hammering] 18 00:02:12,053 --> 00:02:17,391 [man] Right, take her away. Easy now, easy! 19 00:02:22,897 --> 00:02:25,099 You can't smoke a cigarette when I'm doing this. 20 00:02:25,199 --> 00:02:28,469 It's the first one of the morning. Oh, come on. 21 00:02:28,569 --> 00:02:31,272 [indistinct chatter] 22 00:02:32,706 --> 00:02:36,377 You, let's go, please. Come on. 23 00:02:38,612 --> 00:02:40,281 Come on, come on, come on! 24 00:02:40,381 --> 00:02:43,250 [man] Who needs to get up at 6:30 in the morning like this? 25 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:44,752 I don't believe it. 26 00:02:45,887 --> 00:02:50,524 [man] Let's go! Up, up, up! Get ready. 27 00:02:50,624 --> 00:02:53,327 All right, everybody in places! 28 00:02:53,427 --> 00:02:58,265 Everybody works! All the extras line up in front of me over here! 29 00:02:58,365 --> 00:03:00,234 - Move along! - Everyone over here! 30 00:03:00,334 --> 00:03:03,304 All the extras, everybody up! Everybody works! 31 00:03:03,404 --> 00:03:05,940 - Line up over here! - Get back where... 32 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,776 You, keep going, right up on the steps! 33 00:03:08,876 --> 00:03:13,447 You! Come on, come on! You, up on the steps, quick! 34 00:03:13,547 --> 00:03:16,417 All right. You, go on! 35 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:21,588 All right, you. You. Yeah, you, too. You with the moustache, up. 36 00:03:21,688 --> 00:03:25,026 [man] On the steps and on the balcony, you know where you were. 37 00:03:25,126 --> 00:03:26,961 Your first position. 38 00:03:27,061 --> 00:03:30,331 It's the crummiest costume I've ever seen. 39 00:03:32,399 --> 00:03:36,570 - [man 1] OK! - [man 2] Hurry it up, hurry it up! Come on! 40 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:40,441 [man] Take it up to number one. 41 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:42,709 All right, come on I said, goddamn it! 42 00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:44,278 Get into number one position! 43 00:03:44,378 --> 00:03:46,313 All right, boys, let's get the camera back 44 00:03:46,413 --> 00:03:49,383 - to the high position. - [playing harmonica] 45 00:03:49,483 --> 00:03:51,523 [man] Get in position for the shot. Let's go, quick! 46 00:03:51,618 --> 00:03:54,055 [man 2] All right, everyone, this will be picture! 47 00:03:54,155 --> 00:03:55,689 Take your number one positions! 48 00:03:55,789 --> 00:03:59,726 Everyone not working in the shot, leave the set now! 49 00:03:59,827 --> 00:04:01,929 Everybody off! Come on! 50 00:04:02,029 --> 00:04:04,198 That's it. 51 00:04:04,298 --> 00:04:06,267 Right, take it up to number one. 52 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:08,102 [man shouts] 53 00:04:08,202 --> 00:04:10,604 Come on, get in your positions! 54 00:04:10,704 --> 00:04:12,606 [bell rings] 55 00:04:12,706 --> 00:04:16,443 [man] Goddamn it, I said keep it quiet in back of this camera! 56 00:04:17,879 --> 00:04:19,981 Roll the camera. 57 00:04:23,717 --> 00:04:26,587 - 93, take five. - And action! 58 00:04:26,687 --> 00:04:31,959 - [classical music plays] - The Baron and Baroness Klaus von Darmstadt. 59 00:04:32,059 --> 00:04:35,062 Sir Soames and Lady Ursula Ogle. 60 00:04:35,162 --> 00:04:38,032 The Countess of Huschgroo. 61 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:42,236 Their Excellencies, Monsieur et Madame Echeverrie. 62 00:04:42,336 --> 00:04:48,709 Prince Karl and Princess Helena of Regensburg. 63 00:04:48,809 --> 00:04:52,679 The Baron and Baroness Doybans of Luxembourg. 64 00:04:52,779 --> 00:04:57,651 Prince Simbrun Aruba of Zanzibar. 65 00:04:57,751 --> 00:05:00,988 Lord and Lady Deleon of Kittenden. 66 00:05:01,088 --> 00:05:05,459 John Jacob Lloyd, Rector of Jocksbridge. 67 00:05:05,559 --> 00:05:11,598 Sir Sebastian Sinclair and Lady Bartholomew de Lancer. 68 00:05:13,034 --> 00:05:16,237 The Maharajah and Maharani... 69 00:05:28,049 --> 00:05:29,951 Come, puss. Come, puss! No. 70 00:05:30,051 --> 00:05:34,355 [boy] ♪ Mama don't want no peas, no rice No coconut oil ♪ 71 00:05:34,455 --> 00:05:39,060 ♪ Mama don't want no peas, no rice No coconut oil ♪ 72 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,062 ♪ Mama don't want no peas, no rice ♪ 73 00:05:41,162 --> 00:05:43,264 ♪ Mama don't want no coconut oil ♪ 74 00:05:43,364 --> 00:05:48,035 ♪ Keeps a bottle of brandy Handy all the day ♪ 75 00:06:03,284 --> 00:06:07,854 Come on up and see me some time, big boy! 76 00:06:07,955 --> 00:06:09,790 [blows raspberry] Ugh! 77 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:15,162 Adore! Adore, where are you? Adore! 78 00:06:15,262 --> 00:06:18,365 What are you doing in there? What do you think you're doing? 79 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,901 Look at you! You're a mess! Give me that! 80 00:06:21,002 --> 00:06:23,504 Two weeks to get an interview and look at you! You're a mess! 81 00:06:23,604 --> 00:06:26,107 - You're a mess! - [man] Turn off the goddamn water. 82 00:06:26,207 --> 00:06:29,543 - [man 2] You go around! - Why should I go around, for Christ's sake? 83 00:06:29,643 --> 00:06:32,113 - I pay rent here! - You mind your tongue, Mr. Kusich! 84 00:06:32,213 --> 00:06:33,947 There are Christians living here! 85 00:06:34,048 --> 00:06:37,518 - Who am I? A nigger? - Bye, Daddy! 86 00:06:37,618 --> 00:06:40,621 Car fare. Daddy, I forgot car fare. 87 00:06:40,721 --> 00:06:45,292 [man] Why should I lay out money for you? You worked two days last week. 88 00:06:45,392 --> 00:06:48,495 [shudders] Odlesh, you idiot! 89 00:06:48,595 --> 00:06:52,033 I should make you pay for my cleaning! I'm all soaked! 90 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:55,469 I pay rent here! You punk! 91 00:06:57,771 --> 00:07:00,007 - Hi. - Good morning. 92 00:07:00,107 --> 00:07:02,709 - Got a car? - No, I don't. 93 00:07:02,809 --> 00:07:06,980 - You should. In this town, it's a necessity. - Yeah, I know. 94 00:07:07,081 --> 00:07:09,050 - Where are you going? - Paramount. 95 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:12,519 Damn! Can't even share a cab. 96 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,390 Bye! 97 00:07:16,490 --> 00:07:18,425 Goodbye. 98 00:07:20,894 --> 00:07:26,067 - Morning, Mr. Hackett. - Good morning. 99 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:28,202 Do it now. Do it now. Good. 100 00:07:28,302 --> 00:07:30,037 Do it nicely. Front and back. 101 00:07:30,137 --> 00:07:32,573 Did you do it? Go on, do it. 102 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:43,150 [horn honking] 103 00:07:57,998 --> 00:08:01,235 [indistinct chatter] 104 00:08:01,335 --> 00:08:04,905 [man] Twelve pads... What else? 105 00:08:05,005 --> 00:08:07,040 India ink. We need a lot of ink. 106 00:08:07,141 --> 00:08:08,851 What the hell are we ordering all this crap for? 107 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:10,911 They don't even know we're here, for Christ's sake. 108 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:14,148 Granted, that's how we get away with ordering all of this crap. 109 00:08:14,248 --> 00:08:16,217 - Litho crayons. - Litho crayons. 110 00:08:16,317 --> 00:08:17,684 Give me dozens of litho crayons. 111 00:08:17,784 --> 00:08:20,921 - Dozens of litho crayons. - Yeah, hello? 112 00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:26,127 Yeah, I'm calling about the Chevrolet convertible you have advertised in the paper. 113 00:08:26,227 --> 00:08:28,729 Yeah, what year is it? '31. 114 00:08:28,829 --> 00:08:30,797 Yeah, right. It says for 50 bucks, right? 115 00:08:30,897 --> 00:08:34,201 - Good morning, kids. - Good morning, Mr. Grote. 116 00:08:34,301 --> 00:08:37,504 Good news. I'm sorry about this. We're so goddamn crowded. 117 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,216 - Could you sign this requisition? - Will you check this? 118 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,307 You asked me to draw up 119 00:08:40,407 --> 00:08:42,042 an idea for that cartoon series. 120 00:08:42,143 --> 00:08:44,411 Oh, yes. Now for the good news. 121 00:08:44,511 --> 00:08:47,848 I finally found one opening in the drafting department. 122 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:52,686 I think, um... O'Neill. 123 00:08:52,786 --> 00:08:55,422 - O'Neill? Why O'Neill? - Would you come with me? 124 00:08:55,522 --> 00:08:57,458 Can you tell us how long it'll be? 125 00:08:57,558 --> 00:09:00,093 Last week you said we'd all be assigned to art directors. 126 00:09:00,194 --> 00:09:03,096 If there isn't anything for us to do, why do we come? 127 00:09:03,197 --> 00:09:09,136 You're getting paid. How many kids your age can say that? Relax. It's better than relief. 128 00:09:09,236 --> 00:09:11,438 Keep up the good work, boys. 129 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:17,444 [slow jazz plays] 130 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:25,219 [horn honks] 131 00:09:43,103 --> 00:09:45,339 ♪ Isn't it romantic? 132 00:09:45,439 --> 00:09:50,777 ♪ Music in the night A dream that can be heard ♪ 133 00:09:50,877 --> 00:09:53,414 ♪ Isn't it romantic? 134 00:09:53,514 --> 00:09:59,353 ♪ Moving shadows write the oldest magic word ♪ 135 00:09:59,453 --> 00:10:03,390 ♪ I hear the breezes playing ♪ 136 00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:06,627 ♪ In the trees above 137 00:10:06,727 --> 00:10:10,597 ♪ While all the world is saying ♪ 138 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,800 ♪ You were meant for love 139 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:16,102 ♪ Isn't it romantic? 140 00:10:16,203 --> 00:10:21,242 ♪ Merely to be young on such a night as this ♪ 141 00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:23,644 ♪ Isn't it romantic? 142 00:10:23,744 --> 00:10:29,650 ♪ Every note that's sung is like a lover's kiss ♪ 143 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:33,820 ♪ Sweet symbols in the moonlight ♪ 144 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:38,759 ♪ Do you mean that I will fall in love? ♪ 145 00:10:38,859 --> 00:10:41,762 ♪ Perchance 146 00:10:41,862 --> 00:10:46,433 ♪ Isn't it romance ♪ 147 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:49,102 [man] On a very clear day, ladies and gentlemen, 148 00:10:49,202 --> 00:10:52,673 you'll be able to see Catalina Island 149 00:10:52,773 --> 00:10:54,675 right out there in the ocean. 150 00:10:54,775 --> 00:10:57,978 Catalina Island, ladies and gentlemen. 151 00:10:58,078 --> 00:11:01,448 Folks, I'd like to direct your attention now to this imposing erection 152 00:11:01,548 --> 00:11:08,154 constructed for a real-estate promotion that collapsed in the great crash of 1929. 153 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:10,123 The same year it was built, 154 00:11:10,223 --> 00:11:15,896 Camille McRae, 1929 Clam Queen of Pismo Beach, 155 00:11:15,996 --> 00:11:19,132 came to Hollywood in search of beauty and romance. 156 00:11:19,232 --> 00:11:22,903 - Her eyes must have turned... - I'd adore an ice cream cone. 157 00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:26,340 Chocolate, with lots of little chocolate sprinkles. 158 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,309 - ...beckoning her to stardom. - OK. 159 00:11:28,409 --> 00:11:31,778 Then, in the year of the Great Depression, 1932, 160 00:11:31,878 --> 00:11:34,948 Camille drove for the last time into the hills of Hollywood, 161 00:11:35,048 --> 00:11:38,352 left her Model T Ford, and climbed painfully, 162 00:11:38,452 --> 00:11:43,490 hand over hand, up the ladder you can see at the rear of the great H. 163 00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:47,828 Each of the unlucky 13 letters stand five stories tall, 164 00:11:47,928 --> 00:11:52,633 a mammoth metal monument to this Mecca of broken dreams. 165 00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:57,304 At the top, she shed everything Camille down to her undies 166 00:11:57,404 --> 00:11:58,939 and leapt to her death! 167 00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,908 She landed in this very cactus bed and lived for several weeks, 168 00:12:02,008 --> 00:12:06,680 a human pin cushion. Naked she was born... 169 00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:10,484 You wouldn't believe the way I am about chocolate. 170 00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:12,653 - You know what? - What? 171 00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:15,756 One time when I was a little girl, I locked myself in a bakery truck 172 00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:19,092 and ate the chocolate off everything. [giggles] 173 00:12:19,192 --> 00:12:21,995 Isn't that hysterical? 174 00:12:22,095 --> 00:12:24,064 Sometimes, no kidding, 175 00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:28,769 I'd stay in my room all day, and stuff myself with chocolate and make up stories. 176 00:12:28,869 --> 00:12:33,374 I make up stories all the time. Do you want to hear one? 177 00:12:33,474 --> 00:12:37,378 - Sure. - OK. 178 00:12:44,585 --> 00:12:47,588 - [shutter clicks] - Hey, that's not fair! 179 00:12:47,688 --> 00:12:51,892 You should warn me. Now, hold this. 180 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:58,131 OK, there's these two beautiful twin sisters, 181 00:12:58,231 --> 00:13:01,301 and they're identical, except one's good and one's bad. 182 00:13:01,402 --> 00:13:04,838 And the good one is all set to marry this rich handsome boy. 183 00:13:04,938 --> 00:13:08,341 But the bad one is jealous, so she puts poison in her pancakes 184 00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:14,280 and sends her to the hospital so she can take the good one's place at the wedding. [laughs] 185 00:13:14,381 --> 00:13:16,517 There's more, but... Anyway, 186 00:13:16,617 --> 00:13:20,554 suddenly the good one shows up at the church and she says, 187 00:13:20,654 --> 00:13:24,257 "No, no! I'm the real one!" But no one can tell. 188 00:13:24,357 --> 00:13:26,660 So he has to kiss them both, 189 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:31,297 see which one kisses the way he remembers... 190 00:13:31,398 --> 00:13:34,501 You're not listening. 191 00:13:34,601 --> 00:13:38,605 Yes, I am. I was just watching their faces. 192 00:13:42,108 --> 00:13:44,044 You're funny. 193 00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:47,748 Hey! Want to see me in a movie? 194 00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:49,182 - When? - Now. 195 00:13:49,282 --> 00:13:51,518 - Where? - Glendale. 196 00:13:51,618 --> 00:13:56,890 I have to meet this friend of mine who's in it too, but you can come along. 197 00:13:56,990 --> 00:14:02,128 I have a speaking part. The assistant director picked me out of all the girls. 198 00:14:02,228 --> 00:14:06,266 - Who's your friend? - I play this sexy harem girl. 199 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:09,169 He's a cowboy. Earle Shoop. 200 00:14:09,269 --> 00:14:12,573 [orchestral music plays] 201 00:14:19,813 --> 00:14:23,984 - [man] Up, Ali! - [man 2] You mean, "Allez-up!" 202 00:14:24,084 --> 00:14:26,753 Inflation! 203 00:14:26,853 --> 00:14:30,123 - You too? - Later. 204 00:14:31,024 --> 00:14:33,426 Look, Baba! 205 00:14:42,402 --> 00:14:46,172 It's pretty soon. Cigarette me. 206 00:14:53,079 --> 00:14:54,981 Match me. 207 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:59,085 [men shouting onscreen] 208 00:15:01,287 --> 00:15:03,724 There! There it is! 209 00:15:09,663 --> 00:15:12,432 - There's more. - Why are you so mad? 210 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:15,235 I just found out what a heel is. 211 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:21,241 [shouting] 212 00:15:26,613 --> 00:15:28,749 Ali Baba! 213 00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:30,316 There! 214 00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:33,787 [all shouting] Ali! 215 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:46,867 They ruined it. 216 00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:51,237 Cut out the best part. 217 00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:56,577 There was a part where I said, "Allah, be merciful!" 218 00:15:56,677 --> 00:16:00,013 [announcer] These are scenes of great importance to contemporary history. 219 00:16:00,113 --> 00:16:03,083 It stinks, doesn't it, Tod? I want your honest opinion. 220 00:16:03,183 --> 00:16:05,485 You looked great. 221 00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:07,187 I did look OK, didn't I? 222 00:16:07,287 --> 00:16:09,807 Didn't see your handsome profile, Earle. Where were you, partner? 223 00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:14,628 They had me covered in one of them sheets, that's why. I worked three days. 224 00:16:14,728 --> 00:16:17,998 [gasps] Why, that's me! 225 00:16:19,532 --> 00:16:22,803 Listen, you don't suppose we could, uh, 226 00:16:22,903 --> 00:16:26,640 - steal it, could we? - [announcer continues, indistinct] 227 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,551 Hey, you! What do you think you're doing? 228 00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:40,220 Hey! You're smashing my property! 229 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,456 You come back here! I'm going to call the police! 230 00:16:43,556 --> 00:16:48,561 - [continues shouting] - [announcer continues] 231 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:52,265 [man] Hollywood! 232 00:16:57,738 --> 00:16:59,973 [woman] Hey, hey, hey! 233 00:17:01,908 --> 00:17:05,211 - Hm! [laughs] - Oh! 234 00:17:06,446 --> 00:17:08,782 Come on, Earle's gonna take us all for hamburgers. 235 00:17:08,882 --> 00:17:11,251 Shucks, Faye, you know I'm flat. 236 00:17:11,351 --> 00:17:15,388 You big dope! I'm fed up with you sponging. 237 00:17:15,488 --> 00:17:19,793 - I'm working a rodeo Saturday. - It's always the same story with you. 238 00:17:19,893 --> 00:17:22,629 This time you're gonna have to walk home. 239 00:17:22,729 --> 00:17:25,365 [car starts] 240 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,939 [door opens] 241 00:17:46,753 --> 00:17:49,956 Thanks for leaving the lights on! 242 00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:52,959 Pop? 243 00:17:57,698 --> 00:17:59,800 Daddy! 244 00:18:02,335 --> 00:18:04,270 Daddy! 245 00:18:18,318 --> 00:18:20,653 [knocking] 246 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:28,494 Changed my mind about that drink. 247 00:18:28,594 --> 00:18:30,864 Pop's not home yet. 248 00:18:37,337 --> 00:18:43,376 Just let me get some of... this out of the way. 249 00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:52,753 - Hope you like Scotch. - I prefer champagne. 250 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,798 - Hasn't she fixed that wall yet? - I like it. 251 00:19:04,898 --> 00:19:06,967 Grows on you. 252 00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:09,836 You're funny. 253 00:19:18,278 --> 00:19:20,213 Here's to it. 254 00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:25,886 [chuckles] 255 00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:33,226 Got a radio? 256 00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:37,397 - Can we have some music? - Sure. 257 00:19:41,301 --> 00:19:43,603 [turns on radio] 258 00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:46,940 [soft music plays] 259 00:19:49,642 --> 00:19:51,878 Oh. 260 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:57,650 - Do you need this? - Oh, God! Don't remind me. 261 00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:01,822 If you don't like it, I'd like it. You're my first movie star. 262 00:20:01,922 --> 00:20:04,858 Shall I sign it? 263 00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:08,094 Yeah, that'd be nice. Thank you. 264 00:20:17,437 --> 00:20:21,441 "Affectionately yours, Faye Greener." 265 00:20:35,355 --> 00:20:38,859 - God, who's that? - Why? 266 00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:42,128 I hate people with thin lips. 267 00:20:43,129 --> 00:20:45,531 People with thin lips are mean. 268 00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:49,069 That's true. I read that somewhere. 269 00:20:49,169 --> 00:20:53,473 - That's my father. - Oh! [chuckles] 270 00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:56,142 Shut my mouth! 271 00:20:56,242 --> 00:20:59,245 He's really a very kind man. 272 00:21:00,546 --> 00:21:02,515 You wouldn't want to draw me. 273 00:21:02,615 --> 00:21:04,918 I don't have all those lines. 274 00:21:05,018 --> 00:21:08,588 - You have lines. You have lots of lines. - Where? 275 00:21:08,688 --> 00:21:11,657 The line of your cheekbone, 276 00:21:11,757 --> 00:21:14,560 the line of your neck... 277 00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:19,599 ...the line of your shoulder... 278 00:21:22,903 --> 00:21:25,071 ...your back. 279 00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:30,877 You're all lines. 280 00:21:30,977 --> 00:21:34,380 Changing lines as the light changes. 281 00:21:41,654 --> 00:21:47,493 God knows when he'll show. When he starts boozing it up... 282 00:21:49,996 --> 00:21:53,934 If you don't want to be alone, you could stay here. 283 00:21:56,869 --> 00:22:00,473 You don't think I'm just a dumb blonde? 284 00:22:01,807 --> 00:22:04,444 I think I'm in love with you. 285 00:22:17,623 --> 00:22:19,825 Please hold me. 286 00:22:19,926 --> 00:22:22,462 Just hold me. 287 00:22:29,135 --> 00:22:30,603 - [door opens] - [man] Daughter? 288 00:22:30,703 --> 00:22:32,438 Shh! Pop's home. 289 00:22:32,538 --> 00:22:34,574 [man] Daughter! 290 00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:38,311 I gotta go. 291 00:22:41,114 --> 00:22:43,483 [door closes] 292 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,185 [drum roll] 293 00:22:45,285 --> 00:22:49,422 - [all] Bye! Bye-bye! - [band plays fanfare] 294 00:22:49,522 --> 00:22:52,625 - Bye, everybody! - Bye! 295 00:22:52,725 --> 00:22:54,860 [man] Say hi to your mother. 296 00:22:54,961 --> 00:22:56,562 [indistinct chatter] 297 00:22:56,662 --> 00:23:01,001 - [man] Now! - [all cheering] 298 00:23:01,101 --> 00:23:05,638 Goddamn it, look happy! 299 00:23:05,738 --> 00:23:08,574 If the director says cry, you're supposed to cry. 300 00:23:08,674 --> 00:23:11,277 Want me to teach you how to cry? Want me to teach you how to cry? 301 00:23:11,377 --> 00:23:14,080 - Want me to teach you how to cry? - Shut up! 302 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:17,017 - Adore! [screams] Pick it up! - No! 303 00:23:17,117 --> 00:23:18,418 - Pick it up! - No! 304 00:23:18,518 --> 00:23:22,055 Adore, how dare you do this to me! 305 00:23:22,155 --> 00:23:27,060 Adore, come here this minute! Adore! 306 00:23:27,927 --> 00:23:29,729 Mr. Estee! 307 00:23:29,829 --> 00:23:33,699 - Mr. Estee, my name's Hackett... - This is hardly the moment. 308 00:23:33,799 --> 00:23:36,302 Uh, Tod Hackett from Yale. 309 00:23:36,402 --> 00:23:38,247 And I wondered if you had a chance to look through my portfolio. 310 00:23:38,271 --> 00:23:40,440 - I'm sorry, Mr. Estee. - You know, I'm from Yale. 311 00:23:40,540 --> 00:23:42,742 - Yes, sir, I know. - "Boola, Boola," and all that. 312 00:23:42,842 --> 00:23:45,545 We'll talk in the morning. I know you're anxious to get home. 313 00:23:45,645 --> 00:23:50,850 - [Mr. Estee] Oh... - [girls chattering] 314 00:23:50,950 --> 00:23:54,620 - Have you had a chance to look at my work? - I did, as a matter of fact. 315 00:23:54,720 --> 00:24:01,027 Why doesn't he try his hand at some production sketches. What do you know about Waterloo? 316 00:24:06,199 --> 00:24:09,335 [dramatic moaning] 317 00:24:18,178 --> 00:24:21,147 [distant rumbling, gunfire] 318 00:24:21,247 --> 00:24:23,716 [horse whinnies] 319 00:24:23,816 --> 00:24:27,153 [men shouting] 320 00:24:30,223 --> 00:24:34,660 - [explosions] - [gunfire] 321 00:24:47,207 --> 00:24:50,443 Oh! Isn't he clever? Look, Mary! 322 00:24:50,543 --> 00:24:52,778 I told you one day we'll be proud to know him. 323 00:24:52,878 --> 00:24:55,915 I need one more sketch of you. So, Mary, do you have to be someplace? 324 00:24:56,015 --> 00:24:59,185 - [Mary] Central Casting. Mary Dove. - We could have dinner. 325 00:24:59,285 --> 00:25:02,388 - I'm on a diet. - Or go dancing. 326 00:25:02,488 --> 00:25:05,491 - Coconut Grove? - I promised her. 327 00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,660 - Do you know what? - What? 328 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,829 You need a shave. 329 00:25:09,929 --> 00:25:12,632 - I gotta go. - Shall I wait in the car? 330 00:25:12,732 --> 00:25:15,401 - Yeah. Just a minute, OK? - Sure thing, Freckles. 331 00:25:15,501 --> 00:25:17,637 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 332 00:25:17,737 --> 00:25:19,372 Listen, the feature starts at 7:10, 333 00:25:19,472 --> 00:25:22,275 and we don't want to miss the cartoons. 334 00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:26,312 Mm! Whoa there, palsy walsy! 335 00:25:26,412 --> 00:25:28,748 - Mama's spent. - What happened? 336 00:25:28,848 --> 00:25:31,951 Nothing happened. I like you a lot. 337 00:25:32,051 --> 00:25:35,221 - I love you. - Don't spoil it. 338 00:25:35,321 --> 00:25:38,090 - I love you. - Don't say that. 339 00:25:38,191 --> 00:25:39,859 It's true. 340 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,162 Love's special. 341 00:25:42,262 --> 00:25:43,929 Yes, it is. 342 00:25:44,029 --> 00:25:45,998 Don't make me hurt you. 343 00:25:46,098 --> 00:25:48,868 You're very kind and clever. 344 00:25:48,968 --> 00:25:52,305 But I could only let a really rich man love me. 345 00:25:52,405 --> 00:25:56,776 I could only love someone criminally handsome. 346 00:25:58,878 --> 00:26:01,681 Please try to understand. 347 00:26:08,554 --> 00:26:11,457 That's how I am. I'm sorry. 348 00:26:57,503 --> 00:27:01,274 - Do you mind if I...? - They're rough. I concentrated on faces. 349 00:27:01,374 --> 00:27:07,480 You know, camp followers, peasants, watching the battle, waiting for blood. 350 00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:09,715 Women at Waterloo? Is that in the script? 351 00:27:09,815 --> 00:27:12,552 Yes, there were women at Waterloo. I found that in research. 352 00:27:12,652 --> 00:27:15,555 - There were women. - Get a little sex in, huh? 353 00:27:15,655 --> 00:27:19,492 Boola, boola! I'll buy that. 354 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,195 - Found a place to live? - San Bernardino Arms. 355 00:27:23,296 --> 00:27:27,500 - Comfortable? - The best way to describe it is sort of early earthquake. 356 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,170 [laughs] I like that, "early earthquake." 357 00:27:31,271 --> 00:27:33,639 Hollywood is a disaster area. 358 00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:36,876 - Got a girl? - There's a girl 359 00:27:36,976 --> 00:27:40,145 - at the San Berdoo. - Sounds like a cowboy song. 360 00:27:40,246 --> 00:27:44,016 That's Faye. The Tin Pan Alley tune you can't get out of your head. 361 00:27:44,116 --> 00:27:45,751 Oh, I know. 362 00:27:49,121 --> 00:27:52,992 Why don't you come by for dinner this evening? Are you free? 363 00:27:53,092 --> 00:27:55,861 Bring her along if you like. 364 00:27:55,961 --> 00:27:59,031 No, I'll come alone. Thank you. 365 00:27:59,131 --> 00:28:05,638 I like your work. You're probably a little too facile for your own good, but... 366 00:28:05,738 --> 00:28:08,841 That can be an advantage out here. 367 00:28:09,842 --> 00:28:11,377 Let's give it a try. 368 00:28:15,615 --> 00:28:19,385 So about 7:00, then. And later we're all going to a sporting house 369 00:28:19,485 --> 00:28:22,755 to see some stag reels. Should be a lot of fun. 370 00:28:22,855 --> 00:28:24,790 Fine. 371 00:28:29,929 --> 00:28:31,897 Ah... 372 00:28:57,222 --> 00:29:00,793 [music plays softly] 373 00:29:05,130 --> 00:29:10,936 Aren't we fancy? Must be going some place incredibly important. 374 00:29:11,036 --> 00:29:15,441 - Just my boss. - Oh. Old friends aren't important enough for your boss. 375 00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:19,879 Oh, don't apologize. I understand. 376 00:29:19,979 --> 00:29:22,748 Hollywood parties, puke! 377 00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:27,720 - Bye, now. - Good night, Miss Greener. 378 00:29:29,489 --> 00:29:34,159 ♪ Throw me a beam or two 379 00:29:34,259 --> 00:29:36,862 ♪ Wished on a star 380 00:29:36,962 --> 00:29:41,701 ♪ And asked for a dream or two ♪ 381 00:29:41,801 --> 00:29:46,005 ♪ I looked for every loveliness ♪ 382 00:29:46,105 --> 00:29:49,742 - ♪ It all came true - [indistinct chatter] 383 00:29:49,842 --> 00:29:53,245 ♪ I wished on the moon 384 00:29:53,345 --> 00:29:57,817 ♪ For you ♪ 385 00:29:57,917 --> 00:30:01,954 Come along, Froufrou, here we go. 386 00:30:02,054 --> 00:30:04,657 Champagne for eight. 387 00:30:04,757 --> 00:30:07,693 Five, six, seven, eight... 388 00:30:09,161 --> 00:30:11,664 Excuse me, please. 389 00:30:14,066 --> 00:30:16,802 That's a good dog. 390 00:30:18,971 --> 00:30:20,740 - Claude! - Audrey, darling! 391 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,108 Alice, how nice to see you again. 392 00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:27,246 Won't you all come in. I was telling Mrs. Princetee only yesterday 393 00:30:27,346 --> 00:30:30,082 that the Estees are my favorite couple. 394 00:30:30,182 --> 00:30:33,453 [indistinct chatter] 395 00:30:34,787 --> 00:30:38,524 For your collection, Audrey, a small token of our esteem. 396 00:30:38,624 --> 00:30:41,627 How charming. So thoughtful of you. 397 00:30:41,727 --> 00:30:44,063 [woman] What a fantastic room! 398 00:30:44,163 --> 00:30:47,700 I shall call it Wally. 399 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,078 [man] What delights have you in store for us this evening? 400 00:30:50,102 --> 00:30:54,907 - I want Scotch. - We'll stay with the wine. 401 00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:58,478 Audrey bores me. 402 00:30:59,545 --> 00:31:01,847 I want to go to the Clover Club. 403 00:31:01,947 --> 00:31:06,752 - I have an early call. - [man] OK, get ready. Here it comes. 404 00:31:12,592 --> 00:31:17,863 In any other town, Audrey would probably be running a successful lending library. 405 00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:21,701 - [woman] Focus! - [Tod] Focus it. 406 00:31:23,235 --> 00:31:25,137 Le Predicament de Cherie. 407 00:31:25,237 --> 00:31:28,674 [man] It's the one with the French maid. I've seen this. 408 00:31:28,774 --> 00:31:31,210 - [woman] She's flat-chested! - [woman 2] You should talk! 409 00:31:31,310 --> 00:31:33,746 - [Tod] Knock, knock! - [woman] It looks like fun. 410 00:31:33,846 --> 00:31:37,483 [man] It's Papa is who it is. She's gotta hide. I've seen it. 411 00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:40,185 [woman] You've seen it six times too, yes! 412 00:31:40,285 --> 00:31:42,154 [laughter] 413 00:31:44,624 --> 00:31:46,826 [man] He's not hitting her. There's no marks. 414 00:31:46,926 --> 00:31:49,495 [woman] I saw a stretch mark. 415 00:31:49,595 --> 00:31:51,497 She'll end up with Papa. 416 00:31:52,932 --> 00:31:56,235 [woman] Oh, why do they always have their socks on? 417 00:31:58,370 --> 00:32:02,007 - [man] Looks like Tod! - [laughter] 418 00:32:03,543 --> 00:32:06,045 There's no real sensuality. 419 00:32:06,145 --> 00:32:10,583 - It's all so slap-bang. - [woman] So to speak. 420 00:32:10,683 --> 00:32:13,753 [phone rings] 421 00:32:20,826 --> 00:32:26,632 Well, if you'll excuse me, I must pee. 422 00:32:26,732 --> 00:32:30,335 Do you gamble? I want you to take me to the Clover Club. 423 00:32:30,435 --> 00:32:35,074 Joan's coming, aren't you, dear? 424 00:32:36,742 --> 00:32:39,579 I better help her. 425 00:32:45,818 --> 00:32:47,587 [man] She has varicose veins. 426 00:32:47,687 --> 00:32:52,725 [woman laughs] I wonder where they found her. 427 00:32:52,825 --> 00:32:55,961 - Oh, look! - Yes, you see they're all together... 428 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,698 It's a... Oh, the film broke! 429 00:32:58,798 --> 00:33:00,966 - [all complaining] - [man] We want our money back. 430 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:04,403 [woman] Just when things were getting interesting! 431 00:33:04,503 --> 00:33:06,772 [indistinct chatter] 432 00:33:06,872 --> 00:33:08,874 [woman] I've seen it six times. I can tell you... 433 00:33:08,974 --> 00:33:10,710 [man] That's all you ever do is see this. 434 00:33:10,810 --> 00:33:12,220 [woman] I'm tired of hearing you talk about... 435 00:33:12,244 --> 00:33:13,846 [man] Did you see this Hedy Lamarr movie? 436 00:33:13,946 --> 00:33:15,648 [woman] Oh, yes! I saw that one twice. 437 00:33:15,748 --> 00:33:18,417 Yes, of course. 438 00:33:18,517 --> 00:33:20,452 Oh, yes, yes. 439 00:33:20,552 --> 00:33:22,622 Yes, Harold's friend. 440 00:33:22,722 --> 00:33:24,857 11:00 will be fine. 441 00:33:24,957 --> 00:33:27,126 What hotel are you staying? 442 00:33:27,226 --> 00:33:30,229 I'm sorry. I ought to remember that, yes. 443 00:33:30,329 --> 00:33:33,398 Yes, what room? 405. 444 00:33:33,498 --> 00:33:37,269 Of course. The arrangements are always the same. 445 00:33:43,743 --> 00:33:46,111 [slow jazz plays] 446 00:34:12,638 --> 00:34:14,874 [Mr. Estee] Tod! 447 00:34:21,747 --> 00:34:25,084 [man] Claude! The film's starting! 448 00:34:25,184 --> 00:34:30,790 Claude, you remember the girl I was telling you about at the San Berdoo? 449 00:34:30,890 --> 00:34:34,593 Well, her best friend, 450 00:34:34,694 --> 00:34:36,495 Mary Dove, works here. 451 00:34:36,595 --> 00:34:39,799 And I was wondering if you could ask Audrey 452 00:34:39,899 --> 00:34:43,635 if Faye Greener works here too. 453 00:34:49,975 --> 00:34:53,178 Audrey doesn't know the name. She'll ask Mary when she's free. 454 00:34:53,278 --> 00:34:57,482 If your little friend's available, you'll hear from her. 455 00:34:57,582 --> 00:34:59,618 What's your phone number? 456 00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:04,156 Don't worry. What's your number? 457 00:35:04,256 --> 00:35:06,692 Hollywood 9742. 458 00:35:21,573 --> 00:35:24,576 - [man grunts] - Jesus! 459 00:35:24,676 --> 00:35:27,980 - You can't sleep here. - The hell you say! 460 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,451 - You'll catch cold. - Hey! You bitch! 461 00:35:32,551 --> 00:35:36,255 - Open this door before I freeze my balls off! - Shut up! 462 00:35:36,355 --> 00:35:41,193 - You'll wake everybody up! - Oh, you dirty...! Open this up! 463 00:35:41,293 --> 00:35:43,328 - You! - Ma'am, please! 464 00:35:43,428 --> 00:35:47,532 - You white trash, you! - Caterpillar pecker! 465 00:35:47,632 --> 00:35:50,102 Oh! 466 00:35:50,202 --> 00:35:53,372 Let's go to your place, Hackett. I need a drink. 467 00:35:53,472 --> 00:35:56,976 That's what I get for fooling around with four-bit broads. 468 00:35:57,076 --> 00:35:59,044 All slut, and a yard wide! 469 00:35:59,144 --> 00:36:02,547 I'll tell you, no quiff gives Abe Kusich the fingeroo! 470 00:36:02,647 --> 00:36:07,286 Not when I can get her leg broke for 20 bucks and I got 20! 471 00:36:07,386 --> 00:36:11,256 If you hadn't have come along, Hackett, she would have got it. 472 00:36:11,356 --> 00:36:14,559 - Forget it. - Forget it? Forget nothing! 473 00:36:14,659 --> 00:36:18,964 I remember those who do me dirt and those who do me favors. 474 00:36:25,604 --> 00:36:27,807 - You play the ponies? - Sometimes. 475 00:36:27,907 --> 00:36:32,577 Remember, Tragopan in the fifth at Tanforan. 476 00:36:32,677 --> 00:36:38,250 - [phone ringing nearby] - Answer the phone, you bitch! 477 00:36:38,818 --> 00:36:41,486 Tragopan! 478 00:36:42,988 --> 00:36:47,793 - Stop, thief! That's my radio! - Oh, be quiet! 479 00:36:47,893 --> 00:36:51,430 That's my radio! Come back here, you thief! 480 00:36:51,530 --> 00:36:52,865 You dirty dog! 481 00:36:52,965 --> 00:36:57,769 [man] Shut up out there, you goddamn dwarf! 482 00:36:57,870 --> 00:37:00,205 You pygmy, shut up! 483 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:04,743 I'll come out and beat you down with a mousetrap. 484 00:37:04,844 --> 00:37:07,446 [man continues muttering indistinctly] 485 00:37:11,450 --> 00:37:13,886 [phone rings next door] 486 00:37:43,983 --> 00:37:46,585 [Faye laughs] 487 00:37:51,656 --> 00:37:53,893 [man] Who called, Faye? 488 00:37:53,993 --> 00:37:58,563 Faye? Faye! Who was that? 489 00:38:00,632 --> 00:38:03,102 Daughter? 490 00:38:03,202 --> 00:38:05,470 - Sweetheart! - [Faye] Yes! 491 00:38:05,570 --> 00:38:10,442 I shall be working the east side of Pinyon Canyon this morning, 492 00:38:10,542 --> 00:38:14,713 in case my agent finds it imperative to call me. 493 00:38:14,813 --> 00:38:17,582 [jazz plays] 494 00:38:19,751 --> 00:38:23,088 Hi. Have a good time last night? 495 00:38:23,188 --> 00:38:27,993 - Hollywood parties. - My friend Mary Dove phoned me. 496 00:38:28,093 --> 00:38:30,963 - [laughs] - I'm late. 497 00:38:34,366 --> 00:38:38,170 - Good morning, Harry. - [laughs] How are you? 498 00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:47,179 Hey, hey, hey! You dropped a nickel. 499 00:38:47,279 --> 00:38:51,016 The damn pigeons. [laughs] Huh? 500 00:38:51,116 --> 00:38:52,918 You want me to drop you someplace? 501 00:38:53,018 --> 00:38:55,487 That'd be very neighborly. What's happened here? 502 00:38:55,587 --> 00:38:59,391 - I really tied one on, I guess. - I guess so. 503 00:38:59,491 --> 00:39:01,560 I really tied one on. 504 00:39:11,937 --> 00:39:15,307 Oh, this is... Well... 505 00:39:15,807 --> 00:39:17,242 ...I'm on! 506 00:39:17,342 --> 00:39:22,247 Hello, suckers, here I come! Hooray! Whee! 507 00:39:22,347 --> 00:39:23,782 [humming] 508 00:39:23,882 --> 00:39:26,986 [laughs] So long, Harry. 509 00:39:27,086 --> 00:39:31,523 [Harry] Whoa! Don't let them get you down! 510 00:39:36,528 --> 00:39:38,030 [sighs] 511 00:39:38,130 --> 00:39:43,502 [band plays ragtime] 512 00:39:57,682 --> 00:40:00,419 Hello, Mrs. Lady. How do you do? 513 00:40:00,519 --> 00:40:02,587 I'd like to entertain you for a moment or two. 514 00:40:02,687 --> 00:40:06,158 I'll sing and I'll dance, and I'll take a chance 515 00:40:06,258 --> 00:40:09,361 to sell a little bottle of magic to you. 516 00:40:13,432 --> 00:40:16,301 - Oh, Jesus! - [dog barks] 517 00:40:16,401 --> 00:40:20,405 - Miracle solvent. - No, thanks. 518 00:40:21,673 --> 00:40:23,642 [dog barks] 519 00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:32,551 [coughs] 520 00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:48,300 Are you interested in magic, sir? 521 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,903 Of course you are. Watch this, sir. Watch this. 522 00:40:52,003 --> 00:40:53,872 That's magic. Huh? 523 00:40:53,972 --> 00:40:57,309 [humming] 524 00:40:57,409 --> 00:41:01,613 That is magic, sir. That's magic, sir. 525 00:41:01,713 --> 00:41:03,348 Magic is what I'm selling. 526 00:41:03,448 --> 00:41:05,850 I'm selling Miracle magic. 527 00:41:05,950 --> 00:41:09,121 Miracle! Sir... 528 00:41:10,389 --> 00:41:12,291 Oh... 529 00:41:20,699 --> 00:41:22,667 [coughs] 530 00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,509 [doorbell rings] 531 00:41:31,243 --> 00:41:32,911 Ah! Hello, little lady. 532 00:41:33,011 --> 00:41:34,279 How do you do? 533 00:41:34,379 --> 00:41:35,914 [cuckoo clock sounds] 534 00:41:36,014 --> 00:41:40,419 Let me tell you about the famous Miracle solvent. 535 00:41:51,230 --> 00:41:55,267 - [panting, coughing] - [doorbell rings] 536 00:41:58,270 --> 00:42:02,207 [Harry coughing] The name's Harry Greener. 537 00:42:02,307 --> 00:42:07,912 I'm going to give you absolutely free a genuine bottle of Miracle solvent, 538 00:42:08,012 --> 00:42:09,581 - for nothing. - Thank you. 539 00:42:09,681 --> 00:42:10,549 Just give me 25 cents 540 00:42:10,649 --> 00:42:12,817 to cover costs, two bits, a quarter. 541 00:42:12,917 --> 00:42:16,855 - They only cost half that in the store. - What? That? 542 00:42:16,955 --> 00:42:19,124 [laughs] 543 00:42:21,126 --> 00:42:24,028 Take it, take it for nothing. 544 00:42:24,129 --> 00:42:29,468 - Maybe this is a better polish. - [laughs] No, keep your money. 545 00:42:29,568 --> 00:42:33,805 I won't take it. [laughing] 546 00:42:37,509 --> 00:42:40,612 - Please stop. - [laughing] 547 00:42:43,715 --> 00:42:46,751 [gasping, laughing] 548 00:42:46,851 --> 00:42:49,921 Stop! Stop, please. 549 00:42:50,021 --> 00:42:53,258 [laughing] 550 00:42:53,358 --> 00:42:57,696 Oh! I'm late. Olive oil. 551 00:43:02,334 --> 00:43:05,604 On time? [laughs] 552 00:43:05,704 --> 00:43:09,308 Hey! Ta-da! 553 00:43:11,743 --> 00:43:14,313 [sighs] 554 00:43:15,013 --> 00:43:17,015 Wait a minute... 555 00:43:17,115 --> 00:43:19,318 Help. 556 00:43:21,386 --> 00:43:24,923 [wheezing] Do you have any spirits... 557 00:43:25,023 --> 00:43:27,626 ...in the house? 558 00:43:50,782 --> 00:43:53,285 [doorbell rings] 559 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,530 - Is my father in there? - [Harry] Faye. 560 00:44:05,630 --> 00:44:08,400 Faye? 561 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:11,135 - Now what in hell's the matter? - He's had a fit. 562 00:44:11,236 --> 00:44:13,438 I've been badly taken. 563 00:44:13,538 --> 00:44:17,842 This gentleman let me stay here a minute... minute. 564 00:44:17,942 --> 00:44:21,680 Simpson, Homer Simpson. 565 00:44:23,047 --> 00:44:26,751 Faye Greener. How do you do? 566 00:44:28,953 --> 00:44:31,256 Charmed. 567 00:44:32,524 --> 00:44:33,858 Speak to me, Daddy. 568 00:44:33,958 --> 00:44:35,827 Come on, don't give me that phony Camille bit. 569 00:44:35,927 --> 00:44:37,929 On your feet! 570 00:44:38,029 --> 00:44:41,366 [rasping] I can't, honey. 571 00:44:42,934 --> 00:44:46,538 - Please let him rest there. - Yes, of course. 572 00:44:46,638 --> 00:44:49,140 He has a vile heart, poor dear. 573 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:52,577 I've begged and begged him to see a specialist, but you men are all alike. 574 00:44:52,677 --> 00:44:54,479 He ought to go to a doctor. 575 00:44:54,579 --> 00:44:58,049 When he didn't come home for lunch I began to worry. 576 00:44:58,149 --> 00:45:00,585 I was making salmon salad for lunch. 577 00:45:00,685 --> 00:45:03,422 Salmon salade with lots of mayonnaise, huh? 578 00:45:03,522 --> 00:45:06,691 I adore it. Let me help. 579 00:45:10,194 --> 00:45:12,364 Oh, just move in? 580 00:45:13,131 --> 00:45:16,301 - Can I use your phone? - Yes. 581 00:45:22,106 --> 00:45:24,743 [dialing] 582 00:45:31,316 --> 00:45:34,319 Makes me hungry just to look. 583 00:45:35,186 --> 00:45:37,989 [dialing phone] 584 00:45:40,091 --> 00:45:43,127 - [woman] Central Casting. - Faye Greener. 585 00:45:43,227 --> 00:45:47,466 - Nothing for you today. - Thank you. 586 00:45:56,975 --> 00:46:02,180 My father really isn't a peddler, you know. He's an actor. 587 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,516 And my mother was an actress, 588 00:46:04,616 --> 00:46:08,052 a dancer, before she ran away. 589 00:46:08,152 --> 00:46:13,458 - The theater is in our blood. - I never saw very many shows. 590 00:46:13,558 --> 00:46:15,827 I'm going to be a big star someday. 591 00:46:18,196 --> 00:46:20,264 It's my whole life. 592 00:46:20,365 --> 00:46:23,402 It's... very daring, I know, 593 00:46:23,502 --> 00:46:25,870 but it's the only thing in the world I want. 594 00:46:25,970 --> 00:46:31,443 - It's good to know what you want. - If I'm not... 595 00:46:36,247 --> 00:46:39,484 I bet I know what you'd like. 596 00:46:40,652 --> 00:46:42,721 I bet you'd like some ice cream. 597 00:46:42,821 --> 00:46:46,458 I could phone the drugstore and they could send some right over. 598 00:46:46,558 --> 00:46:50,562 - Oh, please don't. - It's no trouble. 599 00:46:53,698 --> 00:46:55,567 [Faye] I'll get fat. 600 00:46:55,667 --> 00:46:59,137 I can get very fat. 601 00:46:59,237 --> 00:47:00,639 [laughs] 602 00:47:00,739 --> 00:47:03,007 Do you think fat women are going to be popular next year? 603 00:47:03,107 --> 00:47:06,678 I don't. I think it's just publicity for Mae West. 604 00:47:06,778 --> 00:47:08,947 - [chuckles] - [laughs] 605 00:47:09,047 --> 00:47:11,550 - [Harry] Laughter and merriment? - You OK now, Pop? 606 00:47:11,650 --> 00:47:17,188 I'm fine and dandy, baby. I'm as lively as a flea, as the fella said. 607 00:47:17,288 --> 00:47:20,559 It's a nice place you got here, mister. Are you married? 608 00:47:20,659 --> 00:47:23,127 - Daddy! - Ooh! I'd be scared and lonely 609 00:47:23,227 --> 00:47:25,797 living in a big, old place like this all alone. 610 00:47:25,897 --> 00:47:28,600 You ever think of taking in boarders? 611 00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:31,736 That's enough, Daddy. Thank you. 612 00:47:31,836 --> 00:47:35,907 You did a Christian deed and God will reward you, son. 613 00:47:36,007 --> 00:47:38,910 Please look us up. We're just down at the San Berdoo. 614 00:47:39,010 --> 00:47:41,889 - You know, the San Bernardino Arms bungalow... - Don't forget your bottle 615 00:47:41,913 --> 00:47:45,450 - of Miracle solvent. - I nearly did forget. Thank you. 616 00:47:45,550 --> 00:47:48,152 Oh, thank you. 617 00:47:58,262 --> 00:48:00,832 You OK now, Daddy? 618 00:48:18,016 --> 00:48:21,653 [alarm ringing] 619 00:49:50,408 --> 00:49:53,344 [Faye] Tod! Tod! 620 00:49:53,444 --> 00:49:58,282 - [knocking] - Tod! Tod! 621 00:49:58,382 --> 00:50:00,484 Tod, come to the door! 622 00:50:00,585 --> 00:50:04,656 Come to the door! Come on! 623 00:50:11,129 --> 00:50:15,333 I'm glad you're home. I'm scared! I think he's dying! 624 00:50:15,433 --> 00:50:19,170 Did you ever hear anybody dying? 625 00:50:19,270 --> 00:50:23,742 - What's a death rattle sound like? Have you heard one? - No. 626 00:50:23,842 --> 00:50:26,878 God, the way he's breathing, it woke me up! 627 00:50:26,978 --> 00:50:31,182 - [sobbing] Who did you hear? - My mother. 628 00:50:31,282 --> 00:50:34,218 [wheezing] 629 00:50:35,253 --> 00:50:38,657 Daddy, are you OK? 630 00:50:38,757 --> 00:50:41,826 - Speak to me. - Is that Faye? 631 00:50:41,926 --> 00:50:44,929 - Yeah. - [wheezing] 632 00:50:45,029 --> 00:50:47,732 - Is it Tod? - Yeah, yeah. 633 00:50:47,832 --> 00:50:50,468 Everybody. [wheezing] 634 00:50:50,568 --> 00:50:55,439 [chuckles] Who the hell is minding the delicatessen? 635 00:50:55,539 --> 00:50:58,042 [Harry laughing] 636 00:50:58,977 --> 00:51:01,646 You ain't rid of me yet. 637 00:51:01,746 --> 00:51:05,583 - [Harry laughing] - Stop that. 638 00:51:05,684 --> 00:51:08,286 - Don't laugh, Daddy! - [laughing] 639 00:51:08,386 --> 00:51:10,822 Stop that! Oh! 640 00:51:10,922 --> 00:51:14,993 - [Harry laughing] - [screams] Shut up! 641 00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:18,429 Shut up or I'll sing! 642 00:51:18,529 --> 00:51:21,132 ♪ Jeepers, creepers 643 00:51:21,232 --> 00:51:23,702 ♪ Where'd ya get those peepers? ♪ 644 00:51:23,802 --> 00:51:26,738 ♪ Jeepers, creepers 645 00:51:26,838 --> 00:51:28,406 ♪ Where'd ya get those eyes? 646 00:51:28,506 --> 00:51:31,042 ♪ Gosh, all get up... 647 00:51:31,142 --> 00:51:33,411 Shut up! 648 00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:36,748 All right, all right! 649 00:51:40,151 --> 00:51:44,555 God, what a phony! Everything about him's a fake! 650 00:51:44,655 --> 00:51:47,926 [snoring] 651 00:51:50,261 --> 00:51:52,897 I had to hit him. 652 00:51:55,133 --> 00:51:57,368 I... I had to. 653 00:51:58,602 --> 00:52:01,172 God, I look awful. 654 00:52:02,573 --> 00:52:06,010 He laughs that way just to drive me wild. 655 00:52:07,979 --> 00:52:11,249 I have to stop him. He's crazy. 656 00:52:11,349 --> 00:52:12,917 He's sick. 657 00:52:13,017 --> 00:52:18,256 No, he's crazy. We Greeners are all crazy. 658 00:52:20,792 --> 00:52:23,661 [Harry coughing] 659 00:52:23,762 --> 00:52:26,197 Oh, God, let me out of here! 660 00:52:26,297 --> 00:52:30,601 I can't stand all that wheezing and whining. 661 00:52:30,701 --> 00:52:35,539 Eyes following me, blaming me. 662 00:52:35,639 --> 00:52:37,976 Why don't you move out? 663 00:52:39,677 --> 00:52:41,279 Hm? 664 00:52:42,947 --> 00:52:45,349 What can I do? 665 00:52:46,184 --> 00:52:49,320 He can't get along without me. 666 00:52:53,892 --> 00:52:55,559 You having trouble, son? 667 00:52:55,659 --> 00:52:58,229 Take it out and put it in her hand. 668 00:52:58,329 --> 00:53:01,065 [wheezing laugh] 669 00:53:24,622 --> 00:53:27,525 [crickets chirping] 670 00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:30,862 [sizzling] 671 00:53:34,198 --> 00:53:37,701 This is Hermano. He's a five-time winner. 672 00:53:37,802 --> 00:53:40,038 And Pepe, still a stag, 673 00:53:40,138 --> 00:53:42,573 but I'll fight him next week in Pedro. 674 00:53:42,673 --> 00:53:45,109 And this is Jujula, my champ. 675 00:53:45,209 --> 00:53:48,847 A murderer, this guy, huh? Speedy, and how! 676 00:53:48,947 --> 00:53:51,182 - Hey, muchacho. - Hey. 677 00:53:51,282 --> 00:53:56,320 Haul your ass over here. Food's done. And bring a bottle! 678 00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:58,222 [rooster crows] 679 00:53:58,322 --> 00:54:00,658 - [man] She's the hen. - [Faye] For them all? 680 00:54:00,758 --> 00:54:03,928 She don't complain. 681 00:54:06,730 --> 00:54:10,201 [rooster crows] 682 00:54:42,901 --> 00:54:46,204 [rooster crows] 683 00:55:52,036 --> 00:55:54,772 [laughing] 684 00:55:54,872 --> 00:55:57,141 [man murmurs in Spanish] 685 00:56:18,629 --> 00:56:21,499 [man speaking Spanish] 686 00:56:40,851 --> 00:56:43,421 - Look out! - [Faye screams] 687 00:56:43,521 --> 00:56:45,723 You leave her alone! 688 00:56:49,327 --> 00:56:52,496 - Tod! - You want it? Come here! 689 00:56:52,596 --> 00:56:55,233 - Get away! Get away! - Come here, you bitch! 690 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:59,103 - No! - Come here! 691 00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:05,176 - No! Get away! - Lay down! 692 00:57:05,276 --> 00:57:09,413 [gasping, moaning] 693 00:57:11,915 --> 00:57:16,187 You bastard! Get off me! 694 00:57:19,857 --> 00:57:22,126 - No! - Come here! 695 00:57:22,226 --> 00:57:25,029 - Come here, you bitch! - Get off me! 696 00:57:25,129 --> 00:57:30,768 - Shut up! - No! Tod! 697 00:57:32,703 --> 00:57:35,506 - Bitch! - No, please! 698 00:58:25,889 --> 00:58:30,394 [Harry] You remember Lee. He was very funny, but he used to drink a lot. 699 00:58:30,494 --> 00:58:32,863 It never hurt his act, but one night... 700 00:58:32,963 --> 00:58:36,434 I brought a lamp for Harry. I thought it'd be nice... 701 00:58:36,534 --> 00:58:40,971 - [Harry] Hello, son. Welcome. - Yeah, I thought I'd brighten your place up a bit. 702 00:58:41,071 --> 00:58:44,007 I want you to meet the Lee sisters. 703 00:58:44,108 --> 00:58:45,409 - Hello. - How do you do? 704 00:58:45,509 --> 00:58:47,378 And these are the Gingos. They're Eskimos. 705 00:58:47,478 --> 00:58:50,348 - Rub your nose with my pal. - Nice to meet you. 706 00:58:50,448 --> 00:58:52,916 So nice to meet you. How about some Eskimo herring? 707 00:58:53,016 --> 00:58:57,455 - Imported straight from Greenblatt's Delicatessen. - No, thank you. 708 00:58:57,555 --> 00:59:00,991 That's all right. The studio brought them down here for retakes 709 00:59:01,091 --> 00:59:06,063 of Nanook of the North. They've been here ever since. Isn't that right? 710 00:59:06,164 --> 00:59:08,432 Ah, my spotlight! 711 00:59:13,537 --> 00:59:17,741 - Calling Central Casting? - Silly. 712 00:59:17,841 --> 00:59:19,510 I'm calling Audrey Jennings. 713 00:59:21,245 --> 00:59:23,281 - Faye, I'm sorry. - How many days? 714 00:59:23,381 --> 00:59:26,417 - It was dumb. I was drunk. - When's my makeup call? 715 00:59:26,517 --> 00:59:27,994 And I feel like hell about the whole thing. 716 00:59:28,018 --> 00:59:32,890 - [doorbell rings] - Could you answer the door? 717 00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:36,794 Thanks. Bye. 718 00:59:38,061 --> 00:59:41,532 [Harry] How he'd have loved these bones if he was only here! 719 00:59:41,632 --> 00:59:44,001 [laughter] 720 00:59:44,101 --> 00:59:48,539 I'm... Homer Simpson. 721 00:59:48,639 --> 00:59:50,408 Thank you. 722 00:59:50,508 --> 00:59:52,576 [Harry] ...all the Minsky boys say, you know, 723 00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:55,479 to all the slaves around here, begin a... 724 00:59:55,579 --> 00:59:58,549 - What's a "Homer Simpson"? - [Harry] A grateful customer. 725 00:59:58,649 --> 01:00:03,221 That Miracle solvent really fetches them, doesn't it? 726 01:00:23,474 --> 01:00:27,511 I caught you, spy! Nazi spy! [laughs] 727 01:00:35,853 --> 01:00:38,222 [crashing] 728 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,935 [woman on radio] Are you with us, 729 01:00:52,035 --> 01:00:57,308 brothers and sisters of the silent congregation, 730 01:00:57,408 --> 01:01:00,844 out there by your radios? 731 01:01:00,944 --> 01:01:04,214 Let us hear from you! 732 01:01:04,315 --> 01:01:08,352 Dial for Jesus! 733 01:01:08,452 --> 01:01:12,723 Let those phones start ringing right now. 734 01:01:12,823 --> 01:01:17,328 Praise God! Hallelujah! 735 01:01:17,428 --> 01:01:20,531 Let those joyous bells ring out 736 01:01:20,631 --> 01:01:23,501 like the harps of heaven. 737 01:01:23,601 --> 01:01:26,003 - Glory! - [knuckles crack] 738 01:01:26,103 --> 01:01:30,274 Hallelujah! 739 01:01:30,374 --> 01:01:33,877 I do not want to hear 740 01:01:33,977 --> 01:01:36,179 the tinkle of silver. 741 01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,249 The rustle of paper 742 01:01:39,350 --> 01:01:42,052 is music to the Lord! 743 01:01:42,152 --> 01:01:47,525 It takes cash to fill the bread wagon of the Lord! 744 01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:51,629 It takes money to send missionaries 745 01:01:51,729 --> 01:01:55,098 to save souls for Jesus! 746 01:01:55,198 --> 01:01:59,870 Glory! Glory be! 747 01:01:59,970 --> 01:02:03,941 [choir singing] 748 01:02:08,145 --> 01:02:12,115 Oh, Master, I adore you, 749 01:02:12,215 --> 01:02:14,952 with all my heart 750 01:02:15,052 --> 01:02:17,721 and with all my soul. 751 01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:20,123 Take me! 752 01:02:20,223 --> 01:02:23,060 Make me Thy bond slave. 753 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,896 Do what Thou wilt 754 01:02:25,996 --> 01:02:29,500 with this frail flesh. 755 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:33,671 Glory! Hallelujah! 756 01:02:33,771 --> 01:02:37,375 Dear Lord, I am just a poor woman, 757 01:02:37,475 --> 01:02:40,644 but I am yours! 758 01:02:40,744 --> 01:02:46,417 I give myself... to Thee. 759 01:02:46,517 --> 01:02:51,522 Possess... me! 760 01:02:54,057 --> 01:02:56,360 Come to me! 761 01:02:56,460 --> 01:03:01,699 Bring all our afflicted children to me! 762 01:03:01,799 --> 01:03:05,936 [choir sings] ♪ To be free from the burden of sin ♪ 763 01:03:06,036 --> 01:03:10,374 - ♪ There is power in the blood... ♪ - I can walk. 764 01:03:10,474 --> 01:03:13,377 No, this is just in case you have an accident. 765 01:03:13,477 --> 01:03:17,648 That's all. We'll be praying for you, Mr. Greener. We'll be praying for you. 766 01:03:17,748 --> 01:03:23,454 ♪ There is wonderful power in the blood ♪ 767 01:03:23,554 --> 01:03:25,723 - ♪ There is power - ♪ Power 768 01:03:25,823 --> 01:03:27,725 - ♪ Power - ♪ Power 769 01:03:27,825 --> 01:03:29,527 [woman] Jesus. 770 01:03:29,627 --> 01:03:31,261 I ask you right now, 771 01:03:31,361 --> 01:03:35,766 in Thy blessed name I ask you, heal them all, heavenly Father. 772 01:03:35,866 --> 01:03:39,336 Oh, thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! 773 01:03:39,437 --> 01:03:42,172 - Thank you, Jesus. - ♪ In the precious 774 01:03:42,272 --> 01:03:44,374 ♪ Blood of the lamb 775 01:03:44,475 --> 01:03:46,677 This dear sister 776 01:03:46,777 --> 01:03:52,215 was given up for dead by three practicing physicians. 777 01:03:52,315 --> 01:03:57,588 But I'm going to tell brother Bob to take away this wheelchair 778 01:03:57,688 --> 01:04:01,391 because our Sister Phyllis is, praise Jesus, 779 01:04:01,492 --> 01:04:04,795 going to walk today without help! 780 01:04:04,895 --> 01:04:10,133 The joy of the Lord is our strength! 781 01:04:10,233 --> 01:04:12,536 You run to Brother Bob, 782 01:04:12,636 --> 01:04:15,338 then turn and run back to me. 783 01:04:15,439 --> 01:04:18,942 Go, go, go! 784 01:04:20,911 --> 01:04:22,980 [shouting] 785 01:04:24,347 --> 01:04:27,017 - Oh! - Come on, run to me! 786 01:04:29,453 --> 01:04:35,325 - Praise Jesus! - [woman] I thrill when I see an empty wheelchair, 787 01:04:35,425 --> 01:04:38,629 but I just run the gas station. 788 01:04:38,729 --> 01:04:42,099 Jesus owns the oil wells, 789 01:04:42,199 --> 01:04:47,070 - and the gasoline is prayer! - [cheering] 790 01:04:52,510 --> 01:04:55,913 [choir singing] 791 01:05:08,859 --> 01:05:12,963 Jesus, this is Brother Harry Greener. 792 01:05:13,063 --> 01:05:15,365 I want everyone here, 793 01:05:15,465 --> 01:05:19,236 and everyone out there by your radios, 794 01:05:19,336 --> 01:05:22,005 to praise Jesus with me. 795 01:05:22,105 --> 01:05:25,342 Glory! Hallelujah! 796 01:05:25,442 --> 01:05:29,112 I say unto you, praise God! 797 01:05:29,212 --> 01:05:34,918 Reach down your powerful hand and touch this afflicted brother 798 01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:39,657 and make him whole! 799 01:05:42,726 --> 01:05:46,564 Christ Jesus is in you, brother. Do not reject Him. 800 01:05:46,664 --> 01:05:50,367 Open your heart and He will make you 801 01:05:50,467 --> 01:05:55,005 refreshed and forever whole! 802 01:05:55,105 --> 01:05:58,976 [choir singing] 803 01:06:02,479 --> 01:06:05,849 [crowd shouting] 804 01:06:13,490 --> 01:06:17,127 [up-tempo jazz plays] 805 01:06:29,973 --> 01:06:31,942 [Harry] The audience exploded. 806 01:06:32,042 --> 01:06:35,846 [panting] I stole the show. 807 01:06:41,151 --> 01:06:44,221 Yeah, stole the show. 808 01:06:46,289 --> 01:06:49,459 Oh, I tell you what I want you to do. 809 01:06:49,559 --> 01:06:54,331 I want you to read the review. Will you read that out loud? 810 01:06:54,431 --> 01:06:57,300 The review on that act right there. 811 01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:00,170 - See? - "A Natural Clown"? 812 01:07:00,270 --> 01:07:03,974 - "A Natural Clown." - "A natural clown is a rare find, 813 01:07:04,074 --> 01:07:07,410 and Harry is a natural. I laughed till I cried. 814 01:07:07,510 --> 01:07:11,615 My first thought was Ziegfeld should star Harry Greener." 815 01:07:12,716 --> 01:07:15,619 It's a terrific review, Harry. 816 01:07:16,754 --> 01:07:21,291 I took a full-page ad in Variety. 817 01:07:21,391 --> 01:07:23,093 Nothing come of it. 818 01:07:23,193 --> 01:07:26,630 A waste of money. 819 01:07:27,530 --> 01:07:30,000 Waste of money. 820 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:39,176 She drives me crazy sometimes, Faye. 821 01:07:39,276 --> 01:07:41,679 She's a... 822 01:07:41,779 --> 01:07:47,484 - She's a C.T., ain't she? - If you don't mind me saying so. 823 01:07:47,584 --> 01:07:52,489 She guards it like it was the crown jewels. 824 01:07:52,589 --> 01:07:56,093 But her mother, that's another story. 825 01:07:57,060 --> 01:07:59,797 Her mother... Her mother would open up 826 01:07:59,897 --> 01:08:02,265 if you blew at her. 827 01:08:02,365 --> 01:08:06,003 That's right. The head usher, the booking agent, 828 01:08:06,103 --> 01:08:12,009 the Flying Cantini Brothers, you name it. 829 01:08:12,109 --> 01:08:17,447 But... if she walked in here this minute, 830 01:08:17,547 --> 01:08:20,150 I'd forgive her. 831 01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:25,789 I'd even forgive her that magician bastard she ran off with. 832 01:08:25,889 --> 01:08:28,625 Damn foreigner. 833 01:08:28,726 --> 01:08:31,594 I disremember his name. 834 01:08:31,695 --> 01:08:36,299 You know that I used to blame her for not making it into the big time, 835 01:08:36,399 --> 01:08:40,470 but I tell you, you ain't got a chance in hell 836 01:08:40,570 --> 01:08:45,342 if you ain't one of them. 837 01:08:45,442 --> 01:08:50,748 You know what I mean? They got it all locked up. 838 01:08:50,848 --> 01:08:53,683 To hell with them! 839 01:08:57,387 --> 01:09:00,824 - [door rattling] - [Faye] The door! 840 01:09:00,924 --> 01:09:05,328 Pop, are you OK? 841 01:09:06,496 --> 01:09:08,698 Pop! 842 01:09:13,236 --> 01:09:15,005 Good evening. 843 01:09:16,639 --> 01:09:18,241 Dreary. 844 01:09:18,341 --> 01:09:22,345 [Harry] Dreary, stale, something... 845 01:09:22,445 --> 01:09:25,348 I don't know. Damn... 846 01:09:27,050 --> 01:09:29,719 Did you have fun? Homer must be a barrel of laughs. 847 01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:32,355 That dope. Strictly home cooking. 848 01:09:32,455 --> 01:09:35,558 I always wondered what the point was with Homer Simpson. He's not Rockefeller. 849 01:09:35,658 --> 01:09:39,830 - I'm tired, Tod. - Gable he's not. He's not even Earle. 850 01:09:39,930 --> 01:09:43,733 I'm in no mood for a jealousy tantrum, Mr. Hackett. 851 01:09:43,834 --> 01:09:48,505 Excuse me, but it's awfully hard to look down your nose when you got a pimple on it. 852 01:09:48,605 --> 01:09:52,275 Good night. Good night, Harry. 853 01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:55,478 What's been going on around here? 854 01:10:01,384 --> 01:10:06,256 Oh, by the way, Pop, I ran into your old friend, Ben Bernstein. 855 01:10:06,356 --> 01:10:10,193 - [Harry groans] - You've been into my makeup again. 856 01:10:10,293 --> 01:10:14,531 You son of a bitch! I told you to let my possessions alone! 857 01:10:14,631 --> 01:10:20,037 Oh, he said he might be able to use you in a Bowery sequence, 858 01:10:20,137 --> 01:10:21,571 if you could get off your behind. 859 01:10:21,671 --> 01:10:24,975 [Harry] The hell with that mocking bastard! 860 01:10:25,075 --> 01:10:27,010 I knew him when he was... 861 01:10:27,110 --> 01:10:31,114 [wheezing] ...polishing spittoons... 862 01:10:31,214 --> 01:10:33,016 ...in that nigger barroom. 863 01:10:33,116 --> 01:10:35,819 [Faye] I have to be a dress extra to support you. 864 01:10:35,919 --> 01:10:39,456 Can't even buy an evening gown. 865 01:10:42,525 --> 01:10:47,998 If you can't buy me an evening gown, I'll find somebody who can! You hear that? 866 01:10:48,098 --> 01:10:50,433 ♪ Jeepers, creepers 867 01:10:50,533 --> 01:10:53,736 ♪ Where'd ya get those peepers? ♪ 868 01:10:53,837 --> 01:10:57,507 ♪ Jeepers, creepers 869 01:10:57,607 --> 01:10:59,877 ♪ Where'd ya get those eyes? 870 01:10:59,977 --> 01:11:02,612 ♪ Gosh, all get up 871 01:11:02,712 --> 01:11:04,814 ♪ How'd ya get so lit up? 872 01:11:04,915 --> 01:11:07,050 ♪ Gosh, all get up 873 01:11:07,150 --> 01:11:09,920 ♪ How'd they get that size? 874 01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:12,589 - ♪ Jeepers, creepers - [moaning, murmuring] 875 01:11:12,689 --> 01:11:15,825 ♪ Where'd ya get those peepers? ♪ 876 01:11:15,926 --> 01:11:21,064 ♪ Jeepers, creepers 877 01:11:21,164 --> 01:11:24,267 ♪ How they hypnotize ♪ 878 01:11:27,704 --> 01:11:30,540 [woman] ...with the remains if you'd care to see her. 879 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:34,377 - [Homer] Maybe I won't bother her right now. - Oh, excuse me. 880 01:11:34,477 --> 01:11:36,947 Oh, Mr. Kusich! 881 01:11:38,015 --> 01:11:39,316 You know what's happened? 882 01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:41,851 [Faye] He gave up his whole life for me. 883 01:11:41,952 --> 01:11:47,424 - [woman] Cut it out! - We can't leave the remains where they are, can we? 884 01:11:47,524 --> 01:11:52,262 He was lying there dying and all I cared about was a pimple. 885 01:11:52,362 --> 01:11:56,333 Faye, child, you know my sole concern in this matter 886 01:11:56,433 --> 01:12:00,537 is to help and take some of the burden off your shoulders. 887 01:12:00,637 --> 01:12:04,908 Now, there are a few things I have to know if I'm going to help. 888 01:12:05,008 --> 01:12:07,978 Did your father have a burial plan? 889 01:12:08,078 --> 01:12:10,880 Hm? Did he leave any insurance? 890 01:12:10,981 --> 01:12:14,451 Well, child, funerals cost money. 891 01:12:14,551 --> 01:12:19,222 Unless you want to let the city bury him. 892 01:12:19,322 --> 01:12:23,860 - How much? - I'd say 200 would cover it. 893 01:12:23,961 --> 01:12:26,930 I'm sure terms can be arranged. 894 01:12:27,030 --> 01:12:29,032 I'll lend it to you. 895 01:12:32,669 --> 01:12:34,437 I'll get the money, Mrs. Odlesh. 896 01:12:34,537 --> 01:12:38,341 All right. Then I'll go right ahead and take care of everything. 897 01:12:38,441 --> 01:12:43,146 Mr. Holsepp will bury Harry. He does it right. 898 01:12:55,292 --> 01:12:57,460 Can you get me into Audrey's? 899 01:12:58,261 --> 01:13:02,099 Sure. I've been telling you. 900 01:13:08,405 --> 01:13:13,276 - I was saving it. - For what? 901 01:13:18,848 --> 01:13:21,318 Are they ugly? 902 01:13:21,918 --> 01:13:24,387 Close your eyes. 903 01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:33,096 God, I'm so hungry. 904 01:14:24,481 --> 01:14:29,652 She waited till the old guy was dead, I'll give her that much. 905 01:14:31,988 --> 01:14:36,759 Remember that nag Tragopan I gave you to bet on? You know what it paid? 906 01:14:36,859 --> 01:14:40,630 33-40, 22-10, and 18-50. 907 01:14:40,730 --> 01:14:44,401 - Tragopan is Greek for "pheasant." - Hm? 908 01:14:44,501 --> 01:14:48,205 - Wise guy, you ain't Greek. - I speak Greek. 909 01:14:48,305 --> 01:14:52,142 I'm a college graduate with honors and prizes 910 01:14:52,242 --> 01:14:53,643 and two degrees to my name. 911 01:14:53,743 --> 01:14:57,580 And she gave me the old fingeroo! 912 01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:59,749 Fill it in, please. 913 01:15:03,986 --> 01:15:07,724 - Abe! - Shut up and pour! 914 01:15:16,833 --> 01:15:22,539 Listen, I know a cat house down on Western. How's about it? 915 01:15:22,639 --> 01:15:27,677 - I gotta go some place. - Well, screw you. I'm gonna get laid. 916 01:15:28,678 --> 01:15:30,780 For Harry! 917 01:15:33,116 --> 01:15:35,652 [horn honks] 918 01:15:39,389 --> 01:15:43,526 [woman] Your estimate said bronze. Those handles aren't bronze and you know it. 919 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:45,528 [man] Miss Greener OK'd them. Ask her. 920 01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,830 [woman] I don't care. It's the principle of it! 921 01:15:47,930 --> 01:15:50,867 I'm surprised at you, trying to save a few dollars 922 01:15:50,967 --> 01:15:54,704 - by fobbing off a pair of cheap metal handles... - Cheap metal handles? 923 01:15:54,804 --> 01:15:58,074 They are not cheap, nothing here is cheap. They are not cheap. 924 01:15:58,175 --> 01:16:03,713 - [woman] I'll never send you my business again. - [man] Try to understand. 925 01:16:03,813 --> 01:16:08,618 [man 2] The services are beginning. This way for the Greener funeral. 926 01:16:08,718 --> 01:16:12,689 Greener funeral, last aisle on the right. 927 01:16:14,224 --> 01:16:19,662 - Faye, I am sorry about Harry. - I know you are. 928 01:16:19,762 --> 01:16:24,167 I'd like to talk to you for a minute. Alone. 929 01:16:30,072 --> 01:16:32,809 You look terrible. 930 01:16:36,746 --> 01:16:38,548 What is it? 931 01:16:38,648 --> 01:16:43,052 - Jesus, Faye! - You're drunk! 932 01:16:43,152 --> 01:16:46,189 - What are you? - Let go, you bastard! 933 01:16:46,289 --> 01:16:49,259 You know what syphilis does to your face? It's pretty ugly, what happens. 934 01:16:49,359 --> 01:16:51,761 Are you finished? 935 01:16:51,861 --> 01:16:54,397 [man] The services are beginning. 936 01:16:54,497 --> 01:16:57,867 For the Greener funeral, this way, please. 937 01:16:57,967 --> 01:16:59,869 The services are beginning. 938 01:16:59,969 --> 01:17:04,807 [sobbing] 939 01:17:04,907 --> 01:17:09,246 For those of you who have not viewed the deceased, 940 01:17:09,346 --> 01:17:12,282 please step forward. 941 01:17:44,714 --> 01:17:49,652 [Faye sobbing] 942 01:18:44,641 --> 01:18:46,743 [priest] The reading of the Holy Scriptures 943 01:18:46,843 --> 01:18:49,479 is from the Old Testament, the 23rd Psalm. 944 01:18:49,579 --> 01:18:53,816 "The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. 945 01:18:53,916 --> 01:18:56,886 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. 946 01:18:56,986 --> 01:19:01,057 He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul. 947 01:19:01,157 --> 01:19:05,227 He leadeth me in the path of righteousness for His name's sake. 948 01:19:05,328 --> 01:19:09,832 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. 949 01:19:09,932 --> 01:19:13,936 - For thou art..." - Gable's arrived and they both came! Come on! 950 01:19:14,036 --> 01:19:15,438 They're in the second car. 951 01:19:15,538 --> 01:19:18,675 [priest] "Thy rod and Thy staff, they comfort me." 952 01:19:18,775 --> 01:19:21,143 [man] Hey! Where are they? 953 01:19:21,243 --> 01:19:23,613 [woman] Wait for me, wait for me! 954 01:19:23,713 --> 01:19:27,884 - [indistinct shouting] - [whistling] 955 01:20:22,805 --> 01:20:26,409 - [bird squawking] - [dog barking] 956 01:20:45,595 --> 01:20:48,831 [insect buzzing] 957 01:20:48,931 --> 01:20:52,835 - [man] Where do you want this thing? - [sawing] 958 01:20:58,207 --> 01:21:01,878 - [Claude] Tod? Tod! - [man] Get it over here! 959 01:21:01,978 --> 01:21:04,781 Hackett. 960 01:21:04,881 --> 01:21:06,382 [chuckles] 961 01:21:06,483 --> 01:21:09,251 I really must meet the young lady one day. 962 01:21:09,351 --> 01:21:13,322 Now, what inspired ideas, what ideas, if any, 963 01:21:13,422 --> 01:21:16,459 do you have about this battle? 964 01:21:22,398 --> 01:21:25,802 [jazz plays] 965 01:21:25,902 --> 01:21:30,072 ♪ Everything's in rhythm with my heart ♪ 966 01:21:30,172 --> 01:21:34,644 ♪ The flowers that grow and the breezes that blow ♪ 967 01:21:34,744 --> 01:21:38,715 ♪ Seem to go with the flow of my song ♪ 968 01:21:38,815 --> 01:21:43,953 ♪ And the song I sing's in rhythm with my heart ♪ 969 01:21:44,053 --> 01:21:48,090 ♪ Every creature seems to take a part ♪ 970 01:21:48,190 --> 01:21:52,495 ♪ The birds in the sky keep in time when they fly ♪ 971 01:21:52,595 --> 01:21:54,897 - ♪ Way up high - [knocking] 972 01:21:54,997 --> 01:21:56,833 [Faye] Come in. 973 01:21:58,300 --> 01:21:59,536 [Homer] Good morning. 974 01:21:59,636 --> 01:22:02,639 [song continues] 975 01:22:21,691 --> 01:22:26,295 - Corn flakes? - They were in the magazine, with the fresh strawberries. 976 01:22:26,395 --> 01:22:28,765 I'll eat the strawberries. 977 01:22:34,571 --> 01:22:37,006 Come here, you big dope. 978 01:23:13,109 --> 01:23:17,947 "Faye Greener. Receipts and disbursements." 979 01:23:18,881 --> 01:23:20,983 You have beautiful handwriting. 980 01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:25,354 They used to prize handwriting in accountancy. 981 01:23:25,454 --> 01:23:28,224 Not so much anymore, now. 982 01:23:29,158 --> 01:23:30,860 Huh? 983 01:23:42,905 --> 01:23:44,874 Six. 984 01:23:50,212 --> 01:23:52,181 I'm sick of this. 985 01:23:52,749 --> 01:23:54,684 Sick of it! 986 01:24:05,995 --> 01:24:07,129 Faye... 987 01:24:07,930 --> 01:24:10,532 ...when I was a little boy, 988 01:24:10,633 --> 01:24:13,235 I had rheumatic fever. 989 01:24:13,335 --> 01:24:15,504 This is a true story. 990 01:24:15,604 --> 01:24:19,275 And the doctors said that I had to eat liver 991 01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:21,610 to regain my health. 992 01:24:21,711 --> 01:24:24,446 I couldn't bear the taste of it, 993 01:24:24,546 --> 01:24:27,817 but I had to swallow it. And one day, I discovered 994 01:24:27,917 --> 01:24:31,420 that if I put the piece of liver in my mouth 995 01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:33,823 and took a piece of bread and put a lot of butter on it, 996 01:24:33,923 --> 01:24:36,959 and then put the bread and butter in my mouth, I could swallow the liver 997 01:24:37,059 --> 01:24:40,629 - and only taste the bread and butter. - Ugh! 998 01:24:40,730 --> 01:24:43,800 Sometimes you just have to take your liver. 999 01:24:44,701 --> 01:24:46,703 And if you help yourself, 1000 01:24:46,803 --> 01:24:50,339 then God'll help you find your bread and butter. 1001 01:24:57,113 --> 01:24:59,749 [Faye laughs] 1002 01:24:59,849 --> 01:25:02,685 [humming] 1003 01:25:09,258 --> 01:25:13,062 Can I open a charge account at Robinson's? 1004 01:25:15,164 --> 01:25:17,266 [humming] 1005 01:25:25,808 --> 01:25:28,244 [chuckling] 1006 01:25:34,350 --> 01:25:36,385 There. 1007 01:25:45,194 --> 01:25:47,229 [doorbell rings] 1008 01:25:48,765 --> 01:25:50,099 Mom said you might want these. 1009 01:25:50,199 --> 01:25:52,735 Hello, little lady, how do you do? 1010 01:25:52,835 --> 01:25:55,171 I'd like to entertain you for a moment or two. 1011 01:25:55,271 --> 01:25:57,239 We'll sing or dance, we'll take a chance, 1012 01:25:57,339 --> 01:26:01,911 to sell a little magic bottle to you. [laughs] 1013 01:26:27,904 --> 01:26:30,973 - Can I? - What? 1014 01:26:31,073 --> 01:26:34,210 Open an account at Robinson's? 1015 01:26:43,786 --> 01:26:46,055 [tires screech] 1016 01:26:46,823 --> 01:26:49,792 [indistinct chatter on radio] 1017 01:26:53,229 --> 01:26:54,663 Faye. 1018 01:26:54,763 --> 01:26:57,466 [man on radio] Your husband is a... 1019 01:27:00,536 --> 01:27:02,038 Faye! 1020 01:27:06,175 --> 01:27:09,678 [Faye] Hey! 1021 01:27:09,778 --> 01:27:13,415 - Where in hell have you been? - You agreed we shouldn't, that was one of our rules. 1022 01:27:13,515 --> 01:27:17,353 - Well, I've been alone here for hours. - I stopped to get ice cream. 1023 01:27:17,453 --> 01:27:19,555 - About our own rooms... - Where's Waynesville? 1024 01:27:19,655 --> 01:27:21,924 It's near Des Moines, Iowa. And possessions... 1025 01:27:22,024 --> 01:27:25,494 And who is Romola Martin? 1026 01:27:27,396 --> 01:27:29,731 Come on, who is she? 1027 01:27:29,832 --> 01:27:32,334 Romola Martin. 1028 01:27:32,434 --> 01:27:35,171 She lived in the hotel where I worked. 1029 01:27:35,271 --> 01:27:39,775 - She was a dancer. - [laughs] Oh! She was a dancer! 1030 01:27:39,876 --> 01:27:43,079 Those were some things that she left behind when she moved out. 1031 01:27:43,179 --> 01:27:46,115 Did you ever dance with her? 1032 01:27:47,749 --> 01:27:50,319 The ice cream's melting. 1033 01:28:03,465 --> 01:28:08,470 [man chatters on radio] 1034 01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:14,276 [slow music plays] 1035 01:28:14,376 --> 01:28:19,481 Why don't you ever dance with me, hm, Homer? 1036 01:28:21,783 --> 01:28:24,520 Don't you think I'd be as good as, uh... 1037 01:28:24,620 --> 01:28:27,156 ...Romola? 1038 01:28:31,860 --> 01:28:34,796 If we have ice cream, we might as well have chocolate syrup. 1039 01:28:34,897 --> 01:28:39,435 - You said not to buy any. - Well, if there isn't any chocolate syrup, 1040 01:28:39,535 --> 01:28:41,403 then I don't want any ice cream! 1041 01:28:41,503 --> 01:28:43,281 And don't think I'm gonna sit around and watch you eat it 1042 01:28:43,305 --> 01:28:46,808 if I can't! I'll get too fat anyway! 1043 01:28:46,909 --> 01:28:49,078 - Don't you think I'm fat? - No. 1044 01:28:49,178 --> 01:28:52,014 You should call if you're gonna be late! 1045 01:29:02,558 --> 01:29:04,160 [drain gurgling] 1046 01:29:04,260 --> 01:29:07,964 - [slow dance music plays on radio] - I'm sorry. 1047 01:29:34,123 --> 01:29:38,027 ♪ Isn't this sublime 1048 01:29:38,127 --> 01:29:41,998 ♪ We're dancing on a dime 1049 01:29:42,098 --> 01:29:46,402 ♪ The crowded floor is perfect for ♪ 1050 01:29:46,502 --> 01:29:50,706 ♪ A nice, romantic time 1051 01:29:50,806 --> 01:29:55,811 ♪ Oh, how can I help but hold you tight ♪ 1052 01:29:55,911 --> 01:29:59,481 ♪ Here in a warm embrace 1053 01:29:59,581 --> 01:30:03,986 ♪ There isn't an inch of space ♪ 1054 01:30:04,086 --> 01:30:08,824 ♪ For being discreet So I repeat ♪ 1055 01:30:08,924 --> 01:30:12,661 ♪ Isn't this sublime 1056 01:30:12,761 --> 01:30:17,099 ♪ This dancing on a dime 1057 01:30:17,199 --> 01:30:21,737 ♪ We're hand in glove The picture of ♪ 1058 01:30:21,837 --> 01:30:25,574 ♪ A romance in its prime 1059 01:30:25,674 --> 01:30:30,679 ♪ Now darling I guess I better confess ♪ 1060 01:30:30,779 --> 01:30:34,816 ♪ For I knew it all the time 1061 01:30:34,916 --> 01:30:38,554 ♪ That I'd be close to you 1062 01:30:38,654 --> 01:30:42,291 ♪ Dancing on a dime ♪ 1063 01:31:38,947 --> 01:31:40,782 Faye! 1064 01:31:40,882 --> 01:31:44,686 God, someday you're gonna shrink up and float down the drain. 1065 01:31:44,786 --> 01:31:48,690 Well, sing or something, so I know you're in there! 1066 01:31:51,427 --> 01:31:57,199 [Homer] ♪ Oh, say can you see By the dawn's early light ♪ 1067 01:31:57,299 --> 01:32:01,503 ♪ What so proudly we hailed... ♪ 1068 01:32:13,182 --> 01:32:15,684 [man] Put these in the back. 1069 01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:20,889 - Hey, you got a washpan? - Sure. 1070 01:32:20,989 --> 01:32:22,391 They seem like nice fellows. 1071 01:32:22,491 --> 01:32:24,460 I mean, anybody can be down on their luck. 1072 01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:26,595 But just as soon as they get back up on their feet, 1073 01:32:26,695 --> 01:32:28,997 I mean, they'll find their own place? 1074 01:32:29,097 --> 01:32:32,501 [choir singing] ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 1075 01:32:32,601 --> 01:32:35,737 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la ♪ 1076 01:32:35,837 --> 01:32:39,775 ♪ Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 1077 01:32:39,875 --> 01:32:43,212 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la ♪ 1078 01:32:43,312 --> 01:32:47,082 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 1079 01:32:47,183 --> 01:32:50,419 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la 1080 01:32:50,519 --> 01:32:54,190 ♪ Troll the ancient yuletide carol ♪ 1081 01:32:54,290 --> 01:32:57,693 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la ♪ 1082 01:32:57,793 --> 01:33:01,330 ♪ Fast away the old year passes ♪ 1083 01:33:01,430 --> 01:33:04,666 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la ♪ 1084 01:33:04,766 --> 01:33:08,737 ♪ Hail the new Ye lads and lasses... ♪ 1085 01:33:08,837 --> 01:33:13,041 I thought... We said you weren't gonna do anymore extra work, 1086 01:33:13,141 --> 01:33:17,379 - that you were just going to act. - Gotta keep in contact, dopey. 1087 01:33:22,684 --> 01:33:24,420 Come on. 1088 01:33:28,324 --> 01:33:30,892 [engine starts] 1089 01:33:39,835 --> 01:33:42,804 [rooster crows] 1090 01:33:47,843 --> 01:33:49,745 [speaking Spanish] 1091 01:34:01,490 --> 01:34:04,660 - [rooster crows] - [speaking Spanish] 1092 01:34:17,839 --> 01:34:22,511 [bagpipes playing] 1093 01:34:25,981 --> 01:34:29,318 [men shouting, horses whinny] 1094 01:34:42,731 --> 01:34:46,001 - Ah! [speaks French] - You're not doing it right! 1095 01:34:46,101 --> 01:34:49,438 Get up! Do it again! Keep 'em rolling! Keep 'em rolling! 1096 01:34:49,538 --> 01:34:53,875 - [shouting] - No, you're not doing it right! 1097 01:34:53,975 --> 01:34:55,644 Again! [speaks French] 1098 01:34:55,744 --> 01:34:59,715 - Ah! - No, again! All right, cut, cut! 1099 01:34:59,815 --> 01:35:05,253 - All right, set up over here! Close shots. - [bell rings] 1100 01:35:05,354 --> 01:35:07,389 - [indistinct chatter] - Over there! 1101 01:35:07,489 --> 01:35:09,691 Quiet down, please. 1102 01:35:09,791 --> 01:35:11,927 [man shouting] 1103 01:35:12,027 --> 01:35:15,431 - [man 1] Everybody, get lost. - [man 2] Blueprint. 1104 01:35:15,531 --> 01:35:17,399 [man 1] Get off the set! Get lost! 1105 01:35:17,499 --> 01:35:19,034 [man 2] Come on, everybody... 1106 01:35:19,134 --> 01:35:23,071 Fellas, the British are supposed to charge the French. 1107 01:35:23,171 --> 01:35:27,142 Now, you're doing it slowly and I wanted fast precision, hand-to-hand combat. 1108 01:35:27,242 --> 01:35:30,746 Now let's try it once again. When I say, "Action," 1109 01:35:30,846 --> 01:35:34,583 I want the British to advance on the French. 1110 01:35:34,683 --> 01:35:38,787 [man] All right, Frenchmen, line up in your ready position! 1111 01:35:38,887 --> 01:35:43,559 [hammering] 1112 01:35:49,498 --> 01:35:52,701 [director] Come on down there! Let's try it again! When I say go, go! 1113 01:35:52,801 --> 01:35:58,707 Charlie! Stop the goddamn construction! 1114 01:35:58,807 --> 01:36:00,976 - [bell rings] - Quiet! Quiet! 1115 01:36:01,076 --> 01:36:03,244 - [bell rings] - [man shouts] 1116 01:36:03,345 --> 01:36:07,749 - [director] Let's go! - Ready? Roll 'em! 1117 01:36:07,849 --> 01:36:12,220 - 117, take one. - [director] All right, action! 1118 01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:14,590 [men shouting] 1119 01:36:14,690 --> 01:36:17,393 [director] Get that first line moving! 1120 01:36:17,493 --> 01:36:20,762 - First live moving. - [man] First line, charge! 1121 01:36:20,862 --> 01:36:22,931 - [men shouting] - [man] Come on, get with it! 1122 01:36:23,031 --> 01:36:27,002 - [director] Second line moving! - [man] Second line, charge! 1123 01:36:27,102 --> 01:36:29,405 [explosions] 1124 01:36:29,505 --> 01:36:33,575 [director] Goddamn it! Jesus Christ! What the hell are you doing? 1125 01:36:33,675 --> 01:36:35,811 [man] Come on! Let's see some fighting! 1126 01:36:35,911 --> 01:36:39,948 [director] Move your asses! The second line's all over the place. 1127 01:36:40,048 --> 01:36:43,051 Get them out of there, get them out of there! 1128 01:36:43,151 --> 01:36:45,020 Come on, you guys! Follow me, get out of there! 1129 01:36:45,120 --> 01:36:48,557 Clear the camera now! Follow me up here! Let's go! 1130 01:36:48,657 --> 01:36:51,627 - Hey! Hold it, hold it! - Get out of there! 1131 01:36:51,727 --> 01:36:54,530 - Hold it! - Follow me! 1132 01:36:54,630 --> 01:36:58,434 Up here, fellas! Come on! Come on, you guys, up here! 1133 01:36:58,534 --> 01:37:00,869 Out of it, out of it! Follow me! 1134 01:37:11,547 --> 01:37:15,951 [screaming] 1135 01:37:16,051 --> 01:37:18,286 - [wood creaking] - [men shouting] 1136 01:37:18,386 --> 01:37:21,122 Jesus... Oh, goddamn it! Oh, my God! 1137 01:37:23,224 --> 01:37:25,761 [woman screams] 1138 01:37:28,930 --> 01:37:32,233 - [man shouts] - Oh, my God. 1139 01:37:32,333 --> 01:37:34,503 [man] Get out! 1140 01:37:34,603 --> 01:37:37,105 [man screaming] Oh, God! 1141 01:37:39,240 --> 01:37:44,580 - [man] Oh! - [man 2] Get clear! The rest might come down! 1142 01:37:46,314 --> 01:37:48,884 [screaming] 1143 01:37:50,586 --> 01:37:53,188 [screaming] 1144 01:37:59,595 --> 01:38:01,396 [man] Let's get some help! 1145 01:38:01,497 --> 01:38:03,999 I've got you! I've got you! Hold on! 1146 01:38:04,099 --> 01:38:07,135 - [all shouting] - Get out of my way! 1147 01:38:08,704 --> 01:38:12,841 Hey! Hey! Get us a ladder up here! 1148 01:38:17,178 --> 01:38:20,448 [man] This thing's gonna fall over! 1149 01:38:31,092 --> 01:38:35,697 [man] Oh! Jesus, my shoulder! Over here! Help! 1150 01:38:42,137 --> 01:38:44,506 Faye! Faye! 1151 01:38:45,206 --> 01:38:46,474 Faye Greener? 1152 01:38:46,575 --> 01:38:49,945 [people shouting, moaning] 1153 01:38:50,045 --> 01:38:52,514 Faye Greener? 1154 01:38:53,048 --> 01:38:54,983 Faye Greener? 1155 01:38:56,685 --> 01:38:58,162 [man] We ought to sue 'em for all we can. 1156 01:38:58,186 --> 01:39:00,121 [man 2] Don't let those quacks touch you. 1157 01:39:00,221 --> 01:39:04,526 - A broken leg's worth $500. - Yeah, but no studio infirmary for me! 1158 01:39:04,626 --> 01:39:08,163 - I don't blame you. - Don't sign a release. 1159 01:39:14,102 --> 01:39:16,204 - What happened? - An accident on 15. 1160 01:39:16,304 --> 01:39:19,107 [indistinct chatter] 1161 01:39:23,244 --> 01:39:26,047 [man] Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 1162 01:39:26,147 --> 01:39:29,184 [siren wailing] 1163 01:39:30,652 --> 01:39:33,254 Faye! Faye! 1164 01:39:33,354 --> 01:39:35,023 Faye! 1165 01:39:35,757 --> 01:39:39,194 - Faye! - Tod! 1166 01:39:43,031 --> 01:39:45,667 - I thought I saw you underneath. - Me, too. 1167 01:39:45,767 --> 01:39:49,104 - You OK? - Look at my hand! 1168 01:39:49,204 --> 01:39:54,309 I had visions of you mangled, and just when I've found you again. 1169 01:40:01,449 --> 01:40:03,885 - How's Homer? - Oh. 1170 01:40:03,985 --> 01:40:07,455 I have so much to tell you about, about Homer and... 1171 01:40:07,555 --> 01:40:11,526 - And Mary Dove? How's Mary Dove? - About that too. 1172 01:40:11,627 --> 01:40:13,895 You know you brought me to my senses. 1173 01:40:14,596 --> 01:40:15,931 And my new clothes... 1174 01:40:16,031 --> 01:40:19,601 And there's just so much to talk about. 1175 01:40:19,701 --> 01:40:23,872 Hackett, Mr. Helverston's in the barber's shop. Claude Estee's on his way. 1176 01:40:23,972 --> 01:40:26,942 - Christ. I gotta go. - Listen, why don't you come to dinner? 1177 01:40:27,042 --> 01:40:28,977 When you gotta go, you gotta go! 1178 01:40:29,077 --> 01:40:32,347 Homer's a swell cook. He won't let me touch housework. 1179 01:40:32,447 --> 01:40:33,849 My hands have to be beautiful. 1180 01:40:33,949 --> 01:40:36,852 Look, I even stopped biting my nails. 1181 01:40:36,952 --> 01:40:41,556 - [siren wailing] - Well... 1182 01:40:41,657 --> 01:40:43,792 My hands are still trembling. 1183 01:40:47,829 --> 01:40:52,233 - Well... - Oh, listen, that reminds me. 1184 01:40:52,333 --> 01:40:56,504 I lost my purse, my money and everything. Can I borrow a couple of bucks? 1185 01:40:56,604 --> 01:40:58,974 Here. 1186 01:41:06,848 --> 01:41:10,652 Take her to stage 12, please. Thank you. 1187 01:41:17,425 --> 01:41:21,462 - Excuse me. - OK, sir? 1188 01:41:21,562 --> 01:41:24,733 Nobody's dead, thank God. Yeah. 1189 01:41:24,833 --> 01:41:27,435 I'd say it was the classic mistake Napoleon made, 1190 01:41:27,535 --> 01:41:30,906 when he charged Mont-Saint-Jean without knowing it was a trap. 1191 01:41:31,006 --> 01:41:33,842 I think a joke is bad taste at a time like this, Claude. 1192 01:41:33,942 --> 01:41:36,912 I'll get back to you. Murphy, the assistant director, 1193 01:41:37,012 --> 01:41:39,247 - is on the critical list. - Damn shame. 1194 01:41:39,347 --> 01:41:41,649 - Sweet guy. - Sure. 1195 01:41:41,750 --> 01:41:44,152 - Insurance company's notified? - Oh, yes! 1196 01:41:44,252 --> 01:41:47,889 - We're covered? - You know, a routine investigation... 1197 01:41:47,989 --> 01:41:51,392 - Routine investigation. - Why wasn't the hill finished? 1198 01:41:51,492 --> 01:41:54,332 [Claude] We're not... We weren't scheduled to shoot the hill till Friday. 1199 01:41:54,429 --> 01:41:59,200 - Right. - Definitely, definitely on Friday. 1200 01:41:59,315 --> 01:42:02,685 - Warning signs were posted? - I'm sure. 1201 01:42:02,771 --> 01:42:06,942 Well, sir, I'm not quite so sure about that. You see, sir, the signs were not... 1202 01:42:07,042 --> 01:42:11,146 I'm sure signs were posted. Poor Murphy must have overlooked them in the smoke. 1203 01:42:11,246 --> 01:42:15,650 - Absolutely. - Unfortunately, Murphy's on the critical list. 1204 01:42:15,751 --> 01:42:18,854 Well, to err is human. 1205 01:42:19,620 --> 01:42:20,655 Oh, Hackett, 1206 01:42:20,756 --> 01:42:22,523 let me buy you a haircut. 1207 01:42:22,623 --> 01:42:27,195 - Take care of Mr. Hackett, Jack. - Mr. Hackett. 1208 01:43:02,831 --> 01:43:06,034 [radio plays indistinctly] 1209 01:43:08,236 --> 01:43:11,406 In a dispatch which has just come in from Germany, 1210 01:43:11,506 --> 01:43:14,042 which strikes a much more optimistic note. 1211 01:43:14,142 --> 01:43:18,780 German officials say that when the British Prime Minister, Chamberlain, 1212 01:43:18,880 --> 01:43:22,550 goes to the House of Commons... 1213 01:43:22,650 --> 01:43:24,219 [knocking] 1214 01:43:27,789 --> 01:43:32,127 Homer. Long time no see. Come in. How's Faye? 1215 01:43:32,227 --> 01:43:35,496 She's out in the car. She sent me in to ask you 1216 01:43:35,596 --> 01:43:39,467 if you'd come out to dinner with us tonight. 1217 01:43:39,567 --> 01:43:44,840 - Well, I... - I wish you would come. It would make it a celebration. 1218 01:43:45,406 --> 01:43:47,809 Sure, why not? 1219 01:43:47,909 --> 01:43:51,246 Come in. Sit down. Want a drink? 1220 01:43:54,115 --> 01:43:57,752 - So, when are you two getting married? - Faye and me? 1221 01:43:57,853 --> 01:44:01,489 - She told me you're a swell cook. - I enjoy cooking. 1222 01:44:01,589 --> 01:44:05,293 We seem to be going out to restaurants more recently. 1223 01:44:07,929 --> 01:44:10,932 Faye and I have a business arrangement. 1224 01:44:13,268 --> 01:44:15,370 Hm. 1225 01:44:18,273 --> 01:44:21,776 ♪ Did you ever happen to hear of voodoo? ♪ 1226 01:44:21,877 --> 01:44:25,981 - ♪ Voodoo - ♪ Hear it and you won't give a darn ♪ 1227 01:44:26,081 --> 01:44:28,249 - ♪ What you do - ♪ You do 1228 01:44:28,349 --> 01:44:32,420 ♪ Tum-tum's put me under a sort of hoo-doo ♪ 1229 01:44:32,520 --> 01:44:35,090 - ♪ Hoo-doo - ♪ And the whole night long 1230 01:44:35,190 --> 01:44:38,493 ♪ I don't know the right from wrong ♪ 1231 01:44:38,593 --> 01:44:42,763 ♪ Hot voodoo, black as mud Hot voodoo in my blood ♪ 1232 01:44:42,864 --> 01:44:45,300 - ♪ The African tempo - [laughs] 1233 01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:48,669 ♪ Has made me a slave, mm 1234 01:44:48,769 --> 01:44:52,807 ♪ Hot voodoo, dance a sin Hot voodoo, worse than gin ♪ 1235 01:44:52,908 --> 01:44:57,245 ♪ I'd follow a caveman Right into his cave ♪ 1236 01:44:57,345 --> 01:45:03,218 ♪ Hello, that beat gives me a wicked sensation ♪ 1237 01:45:03,318 --> 01:45:08,689 ♪ My conscience wants to take a vacation ♪ 1238 01:45:08,789 --> 01:45:13,461 - ♪ Got voodoo, head to toe - He's such a yuck! 1239 01:45:13,561 --> 01:45:16,197 - Oh, no one ordered coffee. - I did, Faye. 1240 01:45:16,297 --> 01:45:18,266 - Why? For me? - No, for me. 1241 01:45:18,366 --> 01:45:22,770 Take it back. We're celebrating. Let's drink a toast. 1242 01:45:22,870 --> 01:45:24,639 - Faye, I can't. - To Tod! 1243 01:45:24,739 --> 01:45:26,374 I can't. It makes me sick. Faye knows. 1244 01:45:26,474 --> 01:45:30,078 - One little sip. Come on, sport! - [singing continues] 1245 01:45:30,178 --> 01:45:32,213 - Faye, people are watching. - Mama... 1246 01:45:32,313 --> 01:45:34,382 He doesn't want to drink. Don't make him drink. 1247 01:45:34,482 --> 01:45:38,219 I don't like people who don't drink. It isn't sociable. 1248 01:45:38,319 --> 01:45:41,856 - People who don't drink feel superior. - I don't feel superior. 1249 01:45:41,957 --> 01:45:47,362 I'm drunk and you're sober. You feel superior, you know you do! 1250 01:45:48,263 --> 01:45:49,297 Attaboy! 1251 01:45:49,397 --> 01:45:52,700 [laughs] Well done, slobby boppy! 1252 01:45:52,800 --> 01:45:55,336 ♪ I wanna be I wanna be ♪ 1253 01:45:55,436 --> 01:45:57,973 ♪ I wanna be, I wanna be 1254 01:45:58,073 --> 01:46:02,877 ♪ I wanna be bad 1255 01:46:02,978 --> 01:46:06,647 - ♪ Hot voodoo ♪ - [cheers and applause] 1256 01:46:09,117 --> 01:46:11,786 [Tod] OK, come on, let's dance. Let's dance. 1257 01:46:11,886 --> 01:46:13,989 [soft music plays] 1258 01:46:14,089 --> 01:46:17,225 That guy's superiority is driving me nuts. 1259 01:46:17,325 --> 01:46:20,461 - He loves you. - Yeah, he's such a boob. 1260 01:46:20,561 --> 01:46:22,497 Why'd you move in with him in the first place? 1261 01:46:22,597 --> 01:46:24,499 Well, I'm not sleeping with him, 1262 01:46:24,599 --> 01:46:28,936 - if that's what's eating you. - So, what's the point? 1263 01:46:36,978 --> 01:46:39,947 - Come home with me. - No. 1264 01:46:40,048 --> 01:46:43,584 - You could tell him something. - No. 1265 01:46:43,684 --> 01:46:45,020 Sneak out. 1266 01:46:45,120 --> 01:46:49,257 - I can't, honey. - Why? 1267 01:46:49,357 --> 01:46:52,460 I don't love you that way, sweetheart. 1268 01:46:52,560 --> 01:46:54,762 You know how I am. 1269 01:46:54,862 --> 01:46:56,897 Please... 1270 01:46:56,998 --> 01:47:00,468 ...I want you for a friend, Tod. 1271 01:47:00,568 --> 01:47:04,339 I need you as a friend. 1272 01:47:04,439 --> 01:47:07,242 Pretend you still work for Audrey. 1273 01:47:08,476 --> 01:47:11,879 But that... They were total strangers. 1274 01:47:11,979 --> 01:47:14,982 You don't understand anything, do you? 1275 01:47:15,083 --> 01:47:16,717 Want to move in with me? 1276 01:47:20,388 --> 01:47:25,293 You don't know anything about me at all, do you? 1277 01:47:26,094 --> 01:47:27,562 Do you want to get married? 1278 01:47:27,662 --> 01:47:31,899 If you don't know why I moved in with Homer... 1279 01:47:31,999 --> 01:47:35,103 He's a decent man, 1280 01:47:35,203 --> 01:47:37,072 and I was lonely. 1281 01:47:37,172 --> 01:47:40,341 And he respects me... 1282 01:47:40,441 --> 01:47:44,245 [sobbing] ...and he doesn't want anything! 1283 01:47:49,650 --> 01:47:51,386 [laughs] 1284 01:47:51,486 --> 01:47:53,554 "Garcoon." 1285 01:47:53,654 --> 01:47:58,493 What are you gonna do with a slob like that? [laughs] 1286 01:48:12,107 --> 01:48:16,777 [woman singing opera] 1287 01:48:21,116 --> 01:48:23,318 [man] Alice. 1288 01:48:33,461 --> 01:48:35,496 Alice! 1289 01:48:38,065 --> 01:48:40,468 Alice! 1290 01:48:42,170 --> 01:48:44,272 Alice? 1291 01:48:45,773 --> 01:48:48,543 The meeting went off pretty well, don't you think? 1292 01:48:48,643 --> 01:48:51,312 The insurance company seemed satisfied. 1293 01:48:51,412 --> 01:48:56,484 So, what do you know about Catherine the Great? That seems to be looming. 1294 01:48:58,653 --> 01:49:02,323 Oh. Mrs. Estee decided the pool needed a dead horse in it, 1295 01:49:02,423 --> 01:49:05,393 so... we got one. 1296 01:49:05,493 --> 01:49:08,296 I think I fell in love with the house. 1297 01:49:08,396 --> 01:49:11,999 Alice came with it. Oh, Arthur, 1298 01:49:12,099 --> 01:49:14,602 did Mrs. Estee say where she was going? 1299 01:49:14,702 --> 01:49:17,104 - Out, sir. Very late. - No messages? 1300 01:49:17,205 --> 01:49:20,741 - No, sir. Yes, sir. - Two Scotches. 1301 01:49:23,711 --> 01:49:26,314 Sometimes I wonder what we're doing here, 1302 01:49:26,414 --> 01:49:30,718 grown men making mud pies to sell to the great unwashed. 1303 01:49:30,818 --> 01:49:34,555 Claude, let me ask you something. 1304 01:49:34,655 --> 01:49:37,725 If it had been serious, if someone had been killed, 1305 01:49:37,825 --> 01:49:40,195 would it have made any difference? 1306 01:49:40,295 --> 01:49:43,598 - No one was. - If someone had been though? 1307 01:49:43,698 --> 01:49:48,135 - Would it have made any difference? - No. 1308 01:49:48,236 --> 01:49:53,374 The warning signs weren't posted, you know that, don't you? 1309 01:49:54,542 --> 01:49:57,578 Would it have made any difference? 1310 01:49:59,180 --> 01:50:00,748 We should go. 1311 01:50:00,848 --> 01:50:03,384 You're sure it's all right to bring me along? 1312 01:50:03,484 --> 01:50:05,486 - Hm? - She'll be thrilled. 1313 01:50:05,586 --> 01:50:07,588 Shall I bring something? Champagne? 1314 01:50:07,688 --> 01:50:09,524 She'd adore it. 1315 01:50:42,723 --> 01:50:44,892 Hiya, hotsie. 1316 01:50:45,926 --> 01:50:47,795 Claude Estee, Faye Greener. 1317 01:50:47,895 --> 01:50:49,430 Oh! Mr. Estee! 1318 01:50:49,530 --> 01:50:51,999 - I wish I'd known. - I hope we're not... 1319 01:50:52,099 --> 01:50:55,035 I'm practically nude. [giggles] 1320 01:50:55,135 --> 01:50:57,805 For you, Miss Greener. 1321 01:50:57,905 --> 01:51:02,510 - Faye, Mr. Estee. - Claude, Faye, please. 1322 01:51:02,610 --> 01:51:06,146 [laughs] Stick around, Claude. 1323 01:51:06,247 --> 01:51:08,048 I gotta dress. 1324 01:51:08,148 --> 01:51:10,150 - Claude. - Yeah. 1325 01:51:10,251 --> 01:51:12,620 - Fight's off. - What's wrong? 1326 01:51:12,720 --> 01:51:15,790 - Stinkolas never showed! - [speaks Spanish] 1327 01:51:15,890 --> 01:51:18,359 - I was gonna lay book too. - Anybody else have fighters? 1328 01:51:18,459 --> 01:51:19,860 [Earle] No one around here. 1329 01:51:21,396 --> 01:51:23,898 Shall we vamoose? 1330 01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:28,636 That's a good champagne. 1331 01:51:30,738 --> 01:51:32,740 Put it on ice. 1332 01:51:42,917 --> 01:51:47,988 This is my champ, Juju. I gave $50 and a shotgun for him. 1333 01:51:48,088 --> 01:51:51,959 You've got five of 'em. You sell me one and I'll fight him against... 1334 01:51:52,059 --> 01:51:53,528 - Pit him. Pit him. - Huh? 1335 01:51:53,628 --> 01:51:56,230 I'll pit him against your Juju. 1336 01:51:56,331 --> 01:51:59,099 - Put your boy Red in. - Oh, OK. 1337 01:51:59,199 --> 01:52:04,739 - Hermano 15 bucks. I'll give you two to one. - [rooster crows] 1338 01:52:09,043 --> 01:52:12,747 What do you call that, a goose? I wouldn't bait hook with it. 1339 01:52:12,847 --> 01:52:15,416 It's a frame-up. Let me handle it, mister. 1340 01:52:15,516 --> 01:52:17,084 I handled my first bird when I was ten. 1341 01:52:17,184 --> 01:52:21,021 I fought chickens all over the Southwest and Mexico. 1342 01:52:34,301 --> 01:52:35,770 [Claude] Have we got a chance? 1343 01:52:35,870 --> 01:52:38,272 Well, his comb ain't bright enough for fighting condition, 1344 01:52:38,373 --> 01:52:40,475 but he's strong. 1345 01:52:41,576 --> 01:52:44,111 Uh-oh, I told you we'd been cold-decked. 1346 01:52:44,211 --> 01:52:49,717 - His beak is cracked. - That's no crack. It's just a mark. 1347 01:52:49,817 --> 01:52:51,285 [laughs] 1348 01:52:51,386 --> 01:52:56,857 Hey, good heart, good heart! We fight, but no bet. No bet! 1349 01:52:56,957 --> 01:52:59,927 - [Abe laughs] - [Earle] All right, get ready! 1350 01:53:00,027 --> 01:53:03,464 - Get ready. - OK. 1351 01:53:03,564 --> 01:53:04,799 - Yeah, OK, OK! - Pit 'em! 1352 01:53:04,899 --> 01:53:06,467 - [man speaks Spanish] - Ready? 1353 01:53:06,567 --> 01:53:09,570 - Pit 'em. - [shouting] 1354 01:53:14,975 --> 01:53:16,343 [man speaking Spanish] 1355 01:53:16,444 --> 01:53:18,546 [Abe] I think we got a hit! Come on, now! 1356 01:53:18,646 --> 01:53:22,983 I... Oh! I told you we got a donkey here! 1357 01:53:23,083 --> 01:53:26,921 [man speaking Spanish] 1358 01:53:30,324 --> 01:53:33,861 OK, wait a minute, wait a minute! 1359 01:53:33,961 --> 01:53:36,731 Hold it, hold it! 1360 01:53:36,831 --> 01:53:41,168 - Pit 'em! - [speaking Spanish] 1361 01:53:41,268 --> 01:53:45,305 [shouting] 1362 01:53:45,406 --> 01:53:48,743 [Abe] Stick up, stick up, come on! 1363 01:53:48,843 --> 01:53:50,811 [crowing] 1364 01:53:50,911 --> 01:53:54,449 - [speaking Spanish] - Fight, fight! 1365 01:53:59,086 --> 01:54:02,322 - Everything look all right? - You look ridiculous. 1366 01:54:02,423 --> 01:54:06,994 God! Only a nigger could wear an outfit like that. 1367 01:54:07,094 --> 01:54:11,298 [Abe] Come on, come on! Come on, get him! Come on! 1368 01:54:11,398 --> 01:54:13,568 [man speaking Spanish] 1369 01:54:16,103 --> 01:54:20,441 On top, on top, on top! Stick, stick, stick! 1370 01:54:20,541 --> 01:54:22,977 [man speaking Spanish] 1371 01:54:23,077 --> 01:54:26,514 [crowing] 1372 01:54:28,983 --> 01:54:31,385 - [Earle] Handle him! - [Abe] Oh, God! Handle him! 1373 01:54:31,486 --> 01:54:33,120 Handle him! 1374 01:54:33,220 --> 01:54:35,155 You'll be OK, sweetie. 1375 01:54:35,255 --> 01:54:38,158 - Get ready. - Wait a minute! 1376 01:54:40,394 --> 01:54:44,532 [exhaling] 1377 01:54:50,605 --> 01:54:51,972 [Abe] Come here, baby. 1378 01:54:53,541 --> 01:54:55,876 - OK. - [Earle] OK. 1379 01:54:55,976 --> 01:54:59,413 - Yeah, OK! Pit 'em! Go! - Pit 'em. 1380 01:54:59,514 --> 01:55:02,149 Come on, go! Go, honey, go, honey! 1381 01:55:02,249 --> 01:55:04,284 On top, on top! 1382 01:55:04,384 --> 01:55:07,555 - Handle him, handle him! - Get 'em out of here! 1383 01:55:07,655 --> 01:55:09,456 Get that stinking cannibal off! 1384 01:55:09,557 --> 01:55:12,159 - [crowing] - Whoo-hoo! 1385 01:55:12,259 --> 01:55:15,195 [man speaking Spanish] 1386 01:55:18,198 --> 01:55:21,636 Yee-ha! [speaking Spanish] 1387 01:55:21,736 --> 01:55:26,674 You like my champion, eh, shorty, eh? [laughs] 1388 01:55:32,780 --> 01:55:37,718 ♪ I'm flying high like a star in the sky ♪ 1389 01:55:37,818 --> 01:55:40,988 ♪ As I flutter around... 1390 01:55:41,088 --> 01:55:45,159 Really, Claude, I mean, as an art director, what do you think? 1391 01:55:45,259 --> 01:55:48,663 - Isn't it just a little gaudy? - No, stunning! Very... 1392 01:55:48,763 --> 01:55:51,098 I drank bootleg better than this! 1393 01:55:51,198 --> 01:55:55,269 [Faye] My dear, what's happened to Mr. Estee's champagne? 1394 01:55:55,369 --> 01:56:00,808 I'm interested in your opinion, Claude, because I'm in pictures. 1395 01:56:00,908 --> 01:56:06,180 Only extra work now, but... I haven't had a real chance yet. 1396 01:56:06,280 --> 01:56:08,182 Acting's in my blood. 1397 01:56:08,282 --> 01:56:13,053 We Greeners, we're all theater people from way back. 1398 01:56:13,988 --> 01:56:16,657 [humming] 1399 01:56:19,894 --> 01:56:23,631 I'm working on my wardrobe a lot lately. I don't believe in luck. 1400 01:56:23,731 --> 01:56:27,602 [laughs] Luck's just hard work, they say, 1401 01:56:27,702 --> 01:56:31,305 and I'm willing to work hard as anyone. 1402 01:56:34,809 --> 01:56:37,678 Who wants to dance with me? 1403 01:56:41,582 --> 01:56:43,851 Give me that. 1404 01:56:48,055 --> 01:56:49,489 Toddy... 1405 01:56:49,590 --> 01:56:53,694 - Don't call me Toddy. - Sorry. 1406 01:56:53,794 --> 01:56:56,597 Don't keep saying you're sorry. 1407 01:57:03,003 --> 01:57:06,607 Will you quit that? Jesus Christ! 1408 01:57:06,707 --> 01:57:10,010 - [Faye whooping] - [champagne cork pops] 1409 01:57:10,110 --> 01:57:14,548 [Homer] I try so hard, and nothing I do seems to make her happy. 1410 01:57:14,649 --> 01:57:17,484 - We don't have any fun anymore. - [Tod] Stop whining, Homer. 1411 01:57:17,584 --> 01:57:21,989 You think you're the only guy that's been cold-decked by a dumb blonde? 1412 01:57:22,089 --> 01:57:27,294 - Shit, what's so special about you? - You're awfully young. 1413 01:57:30,230 --> 01:57:33,533 Don't patronize me. You're a snob. 1414 01:57:33,634 --> 01:57:35,970 You're a Bible-thumping, superior, goddamn snob! 1415 01:57:36,070 --> 01:57:40,307 - Don't be mad at me, Toddy. - I'm not mad at you, Homey. 1416 01:57:40,407 --> 01:57:42,943 Come on! Drink up, sloppy boppy! 1417 01:57:43,043 --> 01:57:46,413 - [moaning] - [laughing] 1418 01:57:46,513 --> 01:57:49,149 You got what you wanted! What the hell do you want? 1419 01:57:49,249 --> 01:57:52,486 She's a whore, Homer, she's your business arrangement! 1420 01:57:52,586 --> 01:57:56,156 Look in the mirror! Face your face, you stupid son of a bitch! 1421 01:57:56,256 --> 01:58:00,327 - [Faye laughing] - [jazz plays] 1422 01:58:01,929 --> 01:58:04,799 Oh, oh, oh! Oh, boy! 1423 01:58:07,134 --> 01:58:10,337 What a quiff! What a quiff! 1424 01:58:18,512 --> 01:58:21,916 [shouting, laughter] 1425 01:58:26,787 --> 01:58:30,224 [woman singing on record] 1426 01:58:36,030 --> 01:58:38,598 ♪ Let the Lord hear you shout 1427 01:58:38,699 --> 01:58:40,835 ♪ Pour that music right out 1428 01:58:40,935 --> 01:58:44,772 ♪ Sing your song tonight 1429 01:58:44,872 --> 01:58:47,507 ♪ Whenever there's music 1430 01:58:47,607 --> 01:58:50,310 [all shouting, laughing] 1431 01:58:50,410 --> 01:58:53,113 [Abe humming] 1432 01:58:53,213 --> 01:58:56,216 What? Mm! 1433 01:58:56,316 --> 01:59:00,487 Ah! Hey, move over, lard-ass, I want a dance. 1434 01:59:00,587 --> 01:59:03,223 - [laughing] - [Abe] What the hell are you laughing about, 1435 01:59:03,323 --> 01:59:06,060 you fugitive from Western Costume? 1436 01:59:06,160 --> 01:59:09,363 For two cents, I'd knock you out of them prop boots! 1437 01:59:09,463 --> 01:59:11,365 Come on. 1438 01:59:14,802 --> 01:59:17,537 Oh! Goddamn! 1439 01:59:17,637 --> 01:59:20,307 [Abe humming] 1440 01:59:20,407 --> 01:59:22,777 Hey! Oh! 1441 01:59:25,645 --> 01:59:28,082 - Yah! - Ow! 1442 01:59:30,184 --> 01:59:32,719 [Faye screams] 1443 01:59:34,688 --> 01:59:36,924 Come on, kid, let's get out of here. 1444 01:59:37,024 --> 01:59:39,659 Jawohl, brave leader. 1445 01:59:39,760 --> 01:59:43,363 Can always count on you in a crisis, Estee. 1446 01:59:43,463 --> 01:59:46,666 Jesus Christ! 1447 01:59:46,767 --> 01:59:49,436 You filthy spy! 1448 01:59:49,536 --> 01:59:52,206 You dirty peeping Tom! 1449 01:59:57,377 --> 02:00:00,014 - [Claude] Hackett! - [record stops] 1450 02:00:00,114 --> 02:00:02,016 [Claude] Hackett, you coming with me? 1451 02:00:02,116 --> 02:00:04,284 [Abe] Come on! Anybody coming? Let's get out of here. 1452 02:00:04,384 --> 02:00:08,122 - Let's go to a cat house. - [Claude] Hackett! 1453 02:00:23,938 --> 02:00:25,639 [knocking on door] 1454 02:00:25,739 --> 02:00:27,942 - [Tod] Homer! - Who is it? 1455 02:00:28,042 --> 02:00:30,677 Homey, it's me, Toddy. 1456 02:00:30,777 --> 02:00:34,514 Go away. Please. 1457 02:00:39,286 --> 02:00:40,554 [door closes] 1458 02:00:41,355 --> 02:00:43,257 Claude! 1459 02:00:44,291 --> 02:00:46,326 Estee! 1460 02:00:55,135 --> 02:00:57,237 [sighs] 1461 02:01:08,983 --> 02:01:12,386 [Faye moaning from nearby room] 1462 02:01:34,041 --> 02:01:36,543 [moaning continues] 1463 02:02:05,705 --> 02:02:08,208 [Earle] What's going on? 1464 02:02:11,611 --> 02:02:15,882 Faye was sick and I was taking her some aspirins. 1465 02:02:16,816 --> 02:02:19,653 [moaning continues] 1466 02:02:23,958 --> 02:02:25,625 You son of a bitch! 1467 02:02:26,626 --> 02:02:29,496 [Faye screams] 1468 02:02:29,596 --> 02:02:31,999 Supposed to be my friend! 1469 02:02:35,970 --> 02:02:38,138 I'll kill you! 1470 02:02:40,674 --> 02:02:43,710 [Faye] Get out of here! 1471 02:02:43,810 --> 02:02:45,379 Get out of here! 1472 02:02:46,580 --> 02:02:48,782 Get out of here! 1473 02:02:48,882 --> 02:02:50,417 Get out! 1474 02:02:54,021 --> 02:02:58,125 - [glass shatters] - [shouting] 1475 02:03:13,907 --> 02:03:18,545 [Homer] It wasn't true what people thought about her. 1476 02:03:18,645 --> 02:03:23,650 In the morning, curled up like a little girl. 1477 02:03:25,052 --> 02:03:27,587 Sometimes at night. 1478 02:03:27,687 --> 02:03:31,158 And she'd say she wasn't angry at me... 1479 02:03:31,258 --> 02:03:33,693 ...and kiss me good night... 1480 02:03:34,428 --> 02:03:35,829 ...and... 1481 02:03:35,929 --> 02:03:38,565 ...it'd mean such happiness. 1482 02:03:41,001 --> 02:03:43,303 She liked fun, 1483 02:03:43,403 --> 02:03:46,773 like sunshine in my life. 1484 02:03:46,873 --> 02:03:50,044 People need love. 1485 02:03:50,844 --> 02:03:53,980 People don't understand that. 1486 02:03:55,215 --> 02:03:56,855 You shouldn't have said those things to me 1487 02:03:56,916 --> 02:03:59,153 because you hurt me. But I wasn't angry, 1488 02:03:59,253 --> 02:04:01,421 because I understood how mean she could be. 1489 02:04:01,521 --> 02:04:06,460 I knew it was hard for her and sometimes she needed 1490 02:04:06,560 --> 02:04:09,829 more than an old man like me. 1491 02:04:09,929 --> 02:04:13,500 But I wasn't angry, because she made me happy. 1492 02:04:13,600 --> 02:04:19,606 I never thought what it would be like... when she went away. 1493 02:04:20,874 --> 02:04:23,543 - I'll find her. - No. 1494 02:04:24,078 --> 02:04:25,845 No... 1495 02:04:25,945 --> 02:04:27,881 Only if she wanted to come back. 1496 02:04:27,981 --> 02:04:32,386 I only wanted her to be happy. 1497 02:04:34,188 --> 02:04:36,756 When she smiled... 1498 02:04:37,591 --> 02:04:39,759 ...I felt good. 1499 02:04:43,597 --> 02:04:46,766 It wasn't true what people thought. 1500 02:04:47,967 --> 02:04:49,969 She liked fun, 1501 02:04:50,070 --> 02:04:53,607 like sunshine in my life. 1502 02:04:53,707 --> 02:04:57,043 I understood when her father died. 1503 02:04:57,144 --> 02:05:00,347 Children need love. 1504 02:05:03,283 --> 02:05:06,120 People don't understand. 1505 02:05:09,523 --> 02:05:14,594 [sobbing] Oh, Lord, forgive me for harboring 1506 02:05:14,694 --> 02:05:17,897 such unworthy thoughts, but sometimes I wish 1507 02:05:17,997 --> 02:05:21,368 I could tear it all down! 1508 02:05:27,707 --> 02:05:30,910 Oh, Jesus! 1509 02:05:31,010 --> 02:05:33,680 Oh, Jesus! 1510 02:05:38,885 --> 02:05:41,188 [Homer] Come home. 1511 02:05:42,156 --> 02:05:44,858 Please come home. 1512 02:05:48,195 --> 02:05:50,497 Come home. 1513 02:05:52,832 --> 02:05:55,435 Come home. 1514 02:05:57,036 --> 02:05:59,506 Come home. 1515 02:06:12,018 --> 02:06:14,530 [man over loudspeaker] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen in radio land! 1516 02:06:14,554 --> 02:06:16,356 We're speaking to you from the forecourt 1517 02:06:16,456 --> 02:06:19,493 of Grauman's Chinese Theatre here in Hollywood, California, 1518 02:06:19,593 --> 02:06:22,061 where tonight, thousands upon thousands of people 1519 02:06:22,162 --> 02:06:24,964 have gathered to pay their respects to the great showman, 1520 02:06:25,064 --> 02:06:28,768 Cecil B. DeMille, and the world premiere of The Buccaneer, 1521 02:06:28,868 --> 02:06:32,105 starring Fredric March, Anthony Quinn, Douglass Dumbrille, 1522 02:06:32,206 --> 02:06:33,973 Walter Brennan, Beulah Bondi. 1523 02:06:34,073 --> 02:06:36,776 You name them, we've got them in this great picture tonight. 1524 02:06:36,876 --> 02:06:39,646 Ladies and gentlemen, one of Paramount's fine studio executives, 1525 02:06:39,746 --> 02:06:42,682 - Mr. Ben Shapiro. - Let him through, please. He's just a baby. 1526 02:06:42,782 --> 02:06:45,051 Let him through so he can see. Thank you very much. 1527 02:06:45,151 --> 02:06:49,055 [announcer] It's time for a great picture, the greatest picture I ever saw! 1528 02:06:49,155 --> 02:06:50,990 [overlapping announcements] 1529 02:06:51,090 --> 02:06:53,927 - [cheering] - Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed... 1530 02:06:54,027 --> 02:06:56,907 - [all shouting] - ...the first of our stars is arriving in the limousine, 1531 02:06:56,963 --> 02:07:00,667 and it's... Yes, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Merle Oberon! 1532 02:07:00,767 --> 02:07:04,738 - [cheering] - Miss Oberon! Miss Oberon! 1533 02:07:04,838 --> 02:07:08,141 I've been waiting for hours and hours! 1534 02:07:08,242 --> 02:07:11,745 [PA announcement continues] 1535 02:07:13,247 --> 02:07:16,883 - Hey, let's move it up there! - All right! 1536 02:07:18,852 --> 02:07:22,389 Extra, extra! Paper, sir? Extra, extra, read all about it! 1537 02:07:22,489 --> 02:07:24,591 [police whistle blows] 1538 02:07:24,691 --> 02:07:26,726 Homer! Homer! 1539 02:07:26,826 --> 02:07:28,595 [PA announcements continue] 1540 02:07:32,098 --> 02:07:36,303 Homer, get in the car and I'll drive you. 1541 02:07:36,403 --> 02:07:38,705 - Thieves! - Shit! 1542 02:07:38,805 --> 02:07:42,909 Homer, stay right here and I'll be right back. Stay right here! 1543 02:07:43,009 --> 02:07:46,179 [PA] ...might have recognized, most of you are sitting close by, 1544 02:07:46,280 --> 02:07:50,784 have already arrived. Ladies and gentlemen, Ginger Rogers! 1545 02:07:50,884 --> 02:07:53,720 [cheering, shouting] 1546 02:07:56,723 --> 02:07:59,659 [PA] Ginger Rogers and Tyrone Power! 1547 02:07:59,759 --> 02:08:03,196 Ginger, I know that all these people here, 1548 02:08:03,297 --> 02:08:04,907 your thousands of fans in radio want to hear... 1549 02:08:04,931 --> 02:08:10,203 Hey! Hey! Hey, get out of here! 1550 02:08:10,304 --> 02:08:12,071 Get this guy out of here, will you? 1551 02:08:12,171 --> 02:08:14,007 [Ginger] ...but I just love CB. 1552 02:08:14,107 --> 02:08:17,010 And I love you too! 1553 02:08:22,682 --> 02:08:26,119 [man] You ladies listening in on radio will have to go to your favorite theater 1554 02:08:26,219 --> 02:08:28,588 and see the newsreels of this big event tonight 1555 02:08:28,688 --> 02:08:30,424 to really know what I mean. 1556 02:08:30,524 --> 02:08:32,559 Another car is driving up, ladies and gentlemen! 1557 02:08:32,659 --> 02:08:35,329 Here they are, the lovers of the silver screen, 1558 02:08:35,429 --> 02:08:40,133 Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy! 1559 02:08:40,233 --> 02:08:41,835 Nelson, I see you've traded in 1560 02:08:41,935 --> 02:08:44,871 your Northwest Mountie outfit tonight for a tuxedo. 1561 02:08:44,971 --> 02:08:49,108 You look absolutely magnificent! Thank you for coming! 1562 02:08:49,208 --> 02:08:51,044 Good night, Jeanette. 1563 02:08:52,812 --> 02:08:55,081 Ladies and gentlemen, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce 1564 02:08:55,181 --> 02:08:59,853 has provided me with pages and pages of facts and figures about tonight. 1565 02:08:59,953 --> 02:09:03,623 - [man] Hey! - Come on, come on, buddy! Watch your step! 1566 02:09:03,723 --> 02:09:07,260 - Watch your step! - [all shouting] 1567 02:09:07,361 --> 02:09:10,730 Stop pushing! Get back! Get back! 1568 02:09:10,830 --> 02:09:14,368 Get out of the way! For God's sakes, get out of the way! 1569 02:09:14,468 --> 02:09:18,605 [PA] Dick Powell... and Miriam Karlin! 1570 02:09:23,977 --> 02:09:27,280 Thank you so much for taking the time to stop by. Dick Powell! 1571 02:09:27,381 --> 02:09:30,283 [cheering] 1572 02:09:30,384 --> 02:09:32,919 [PA] Dick, we just want to talk to you a moment. 1573 02:09:33,019 --> 02:09:36,022 I know that your new picture is Naughty But Nice, right? 1574 02:09:36,122 --> 02:09:37,524 - Right. - Lovely Ann Sheridan. 1575 02:09:37,624 --> 02:09:39,759 We'll all look forward to seeing you in that! 1576 02:09:39,859 --> 02:09:42,462 Good luck and enjoy it inside, too. 1577 02:09:42,562 --> 02:09:44,931 Bye-bye, then. 1578 02:09:45,031 --> 02:09:47,233 Nazi spy! 1579 02:09:47,333 --> 02:09:49,235 [laughs] 1580 02:09:49,335 --> 02:09:53,473 - [PA] Ladies and gentlemen, I wanna... - [blows raspberry] 1581 02:09:54,641 --> 02:09:56,910 ♪ Jeepers, creepers 1582 02:09:57,010 --> 02:10:00,380 ♪ Where'd ya get those peepers? ♪ 1583 02:10:00,480 --> 02:10:02,916 ♪ Jeepers, creepers 1584 02:10:03,016 --> 02:10:05,619 ♪ Where'd ya get those eyes? ♪ 1585 02:10:05,719 --> 02:10:08,287 ♪ Gosh, all get up 1586 02:10:08,388 --> 02:10:10,590 ♪ How'd they get so lit up? 1587 02:10:10,690 --> 02:10:13,693 ♪ Gosh, all get up 1588 02:10:13,793 --> 02:10:15,529 ♪ How'd they get that size? 1589 02:10:15,629 --> 02:10:17,339 [PA] ...The Buccaneer. Arriving, ladies and gentlemen, 1590 02:10:17,363 --> 02:10:21,935 the very beautiful Miss Glenda Farrell! 1591 02:10:23,302 --> 02:10:27,006 - [laughs] - [moaning] 1592 02:10:29,142 --> 02:10:31,542 [PA] And right behind Ms. Farrell's car, ladies and gentlemen, 1593 02:10:31,578 --> 02:10:33,780 is that new young star of The Buccaneer, 1594 02:10:33,880 --> 02:10:37,250 you're going to be thrilled when you see him, Anthony Quinn. 1595 02:10:37,350 --> 02:10:41,020 [shouting] 1596 02:10:41,120 --> 02:10:42,798 - [groaning] - [PA] Now, ladies and gentlemen, 1597 02:10:42,822 --> 02:10:44,658 getting out of his automobile... 1598 02:10:44,758 --> 02:10:46,560 [screams] 1599 02:10:46,660 --> 02:10:50,497 - [shouting] - [screaming] 1600 02:10:54,568 --> 02:10:57,871 - [PA] ...we were hoping to... - [screaming] 1601 02:10:57,971 --> 02:11:01,207 - [Homer grunting] - [coughing] 1602 02:11:01,307 --> 02:11:03,443 [PA] ...pictures and the press can get all they want, 1603 02:11:03,543 --> 02:11:07,447 - newsreels... - [groaning] 1604 02:11:07,547 --> 02:11:09,449 I'm sorry we can't get our radio microphone, 1605 02:11:09,549 --> 02:11:11,084 but they're over there now. 1606 02:11:11,184 --> 02:11:13,987 Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Beulah Bondi 1607 02:11:14,087 --> 02:11:19,258 - and Mr. Walter Brennan! - [woman] Murderer! 1608 02:11:19,358 --> 02:11:21,027 - [PA continues] - Kill him! 1609 02:11:21,127 --> 02:11:24,430 - Some parent killed a kid! - [PA continues] 1610 02:11:24,531 --> 02:11:26,533 - Beat him! - He's a killer! 1611 02:11:26,633 --> 02:11:28,234 Kill him! Kill him! 1612 02:11:28,334 --> 02:11:30,303 [PA] This crowd tonight is wonderful. 1613 02:11:30,403 --> 02:11:33,973 [all shouting] 1614 02:11:34,608 --> 02:11:37,176 Come on, take him! 1615 02:11:37,276 --> 02:11:40,079 - [all shouting] - [PA continues] 1616 02:11:40,179 --> 02:11:43,750 ...the star of The Buccaneer, Mr. Fredric March! 1617 02:11:43,850 --> 02:11:46,686 - Please sign my book! - [Fredric] And I might tell you 1618 02:11:46,786 --> 02:11:50,189 - that the weatherman has played a great role here... - Tod! 1619 02:11:50,289 --> 02:11:53,292 - Tod! Come here! - The sky is crystal clear... 1620 02:11:53,392 --> 02:11:56,496 Ladies and gentlemen, something's going on across the street. 1621 02:11:56,596 --> 02:11:58,532 I can't see. The klieg lights are in my eyes. 1622 02:11:58,632 --> 02:12:00,967 But I tell you, these enthusiastic crowds here 1623 02:12:01,067 --> 02:12:03,503 tonight are something else! I don't know what it is, 1624 02:12:03,603 --> 02:12:08,575 it looks... That's a first for Hollywood where a star is being carried by fans 1625 02:12:08,675 --> 02:12:10,710 all over the intersection here. 1626 02:12:10,810 --> 02:12:13,379 Tod! 1627 02:12:13,479 --> 02:12:14,848 But don't worry about it... 1628 02:12:14,948 --> 02:12:16,683 Homer! 1629 02:12:18,918 --> 02:12:20,754 Homer! 1630 02:12:22,455 --> 02:12:23,590 Homer! 1631 02:12:23,690 --> 02:12:25,130 [PA] ...if someone here knows exactly 1632 02:12:25,224 --> 02:12:26,626 what's going on out there. 1633 02:12:26,726 --> 02:12:28,227 This is not new to Hollywood. 1634 02:12:28,327 --> 02:12:30,329 - [screaming] - Homer! 1635 02:12:30,429 --> 02:12:31,841 [PA] I hope my producer can find out, 1636 02:12:31,865 --> 02:12:34,934 - maybe can get back to me. - [screaming] 1637 02:12:35,034 --> 02:12:37,436 [Tod] Homer! 1638 02:12:37,537 --> 02:12:40,173 Put him down! Homer! 1639 02:12:40,273 --> 02:12:42,576 [police whistle blowing] 1640 02:12:42,676 --> 02:12:44,978 - Homer! - ...world premiere, 1641 02:12:45,078 --> 02:12:47,313 here at Grauman's Chinese in Hollywood. 1642 02:12:47,413 --> 02:12:50,149 [screaming] 1643 02:12:50,249 --> 02:12:52,518 [PA] And that person being carried across... 1644 02:12:52,619 --> 02:12:55,689 Homer! Put him down! 1645 02:12:55,789 --> 02:12:58,457 [PA] I'm not going to fall into that trap. 1646 02:12:58,558 --> 02:13:00,594 In all my years of broadcasting, 1647 02:13:00,694 --> 02:13:03,029 I have never seen crowd reaction like this! 1648 02:13:03,129 --> 02:13:05,398 They're going absolutely frenzied! 1649 02:13:05,498 --> 02:13:09,769 At this premiere tonight, the police cut off in the middle of the street, 1650 02:13:09,869 --> 02:13:12,271 but everything's under control! 1651 02:13:12,371 --> 02:13:14,207 I tell you, if you were here, 1652 02:13:14,307 --> 02:13:18,211 you wouldn't even believe what your eyes can see! 1653 02:13:18,311 --> 02:13:22,682 This crowd is just 10,000 enthusiastic, happy, 1654 02:13:22,782 --> 02:13:25,719 - wonderful people! - Don't, don't, please! 1655 02:13:25,819 --> 02:13:28,755 Please don't! Please don't! 1656 02:13:28,855 --> 02:13:34,227 - [PA] But no matter what you hear... - [shouting] 1657 02:13:34,327 --> 02:13:38,698 They're loving every living minute that they're screaming here! 1658 02:13:38,798 --> 02:13:41,134 If you don't believe me, listen! 1659 02:13:41,234 --> 02:13:45,404 - [screaming] - Listen to this bedlam here in Hollywood! 1660 02:13:45,504 --> 02:13:49,943 You hear that? If you don't believe me, go to your favorite theater next week... 1661 02:13:50,043 --> 02:13:52,712 - [microphone cuts off] - [feedback] 1662 02:13:52,812 --> 02:13:54,648 [all shouting] 1663 02:13:54,748 --> 02:13:58,818 Get off! Get off me! 1664 02:13:59,719 --> 02:14:01,721 [sirens wailing] 1665 02:14:01,821 --> 02:14:04,758 [Tod moaning] 1666 02:14:07,794 --> 02:14:10,196 [screaming] 1667 02:14:10,296 --> 02:14:13,366 [all screaming] 1668 02:14:15,168 --> 02:14:17,804 Tod! 1669 02:14:22,642 --> 02:14:24,878 - [screaming] - Stay away! 1670 02:14:26,612 --> 02:14:29,916 Tod, please! 1671 02:14:32,618 --> 02:14:35,021 [all shouting] 1672 02:14:35,121 --> 02:14:37,256 [sobbing] Baby... 1673 02:14:49,669 --> 02:14:52,005 Oh, God! Help me! Get me out of this! 1674 02:14:52,105 --> 02:14:54,808 Let me in the car! Get out of my way! 1675 02:14:54,908 --> 02:14:57,543 Oh, God! Oh, God! Thank God! 1676 02:14:57,643 --> 02:15:01,280 - [all shouting] - Son of a bitch! Get out of here! 1677 02:15:01,380 --> 02:15:03,616 Come on! Get that nigger! Kill him! 1678 02:15:03,717 --> 02:15:08,254 - Oh, God! Stop them! - Close the window! 1679 02:15:08,354 --> 02:15:10,389 [screaming] 1680 02:15:12,859 --> 02:15:16,229 [sirens wailing] 1681 02:16:18,925 --> 02:16:21,127 [man screaming] 1682 02:16:27,600 --> 02:16:29,769 [all shouting] 1683 02:16:29,869 --> 02:16:32,438 Keep them out! Out! 1684 02:16:43,282 --> 02:16:46,920 [woman moaning] 1685 02:17:01,467 --> 02:17:07,140 [Tod sobbing, screaming] 1686 02:17:14,480 --> 02:17:18,217 [cackling] 1687 02:17:27,861 --> 02:17:31,564 [moaning] 1688 02:18:09,402 --> 02:18:12,972 [rumbling] 1689 02:18:21,114 --> 02:18:25,618 [voices shouting, moaning] 1690 02:18:55,748 --> 02:19:00,253 [moaning, screaming] 1691 02:19:11,897 --> 02:19:15,134 [panting, gasping] 1692 02:19:50,569 --> 02:19:54,107 [sirens blaring] 1693 02:21:58,097 --> 02:22:01,100 ["Jeepers Creepers" fades in] 1694 02:22:19,452 --> 02:22:22,087 ♪ It's got to be sunny to me 1695 02:22:22,188 --> 02:22:25,023 ♪ When your eyes look into mine ♪ 1696 02:22:25,124 --> 02:22:28,261 ♪ Oh, jeepers, creepers 1697 02:22:28,361 --> 02:22:31,264 ♪ Where'd you get those peepers ♪ 1698 02:22:31,364 --> 02:22:33,732 ♪ Jeepers, creepers 1699 02:22:33,832 --> 02:22:36,202 ♪ Where'd you get those eyes? ♪ 1700 02:22:36,302 --> 02:22:39,472 ♪ Oh, gosh all get up 1701 02:22:39,572 --> 02:22:42,241 ♪ How'd you get so lit up 1702 02:22:42,341 --> 02:22:45,211 ♪ Gosh, all get up 1703 02:22:45,311 --> 02:22:47,180 ♪ How'd they get that size? 1704 02:22:47,280 --> 02:22:50,549 ♪ Oh, golly gee 1705 02:22:50,649 --> 02:22:53,652 ♪ When you turn the heaters on ♪ 1706 02:22:53,752 --> 02:22:55,688 ♪ Woe is me 1707 02:22:55,788 --> 02:22:58,991 ♪ Got to put my cheaters on ♪ 1708 02:22:59,091 --> 02:23:01,994 ♪ Jeepers, creepers 1709 02:23:02,094 --> 02:23:04,830 ♪ Where'd you get those peepers? ♪ 1710 02:23:04,930 --> 02:23:07,566 ♪ Oh, those weepers 1711 02:23:07,666 --> 02:23:10,403 ♪ How they hypnotize, yes 1712 02:23:10,503 --> 02:23:12,771 ♪ Where'd you get those eyes? 1713 02:23:12,871 --> 02:23:16,041 ♪ Where'd you get those eyes at? ♪ 1714 02:23:16,141 --> 02:23:18,677 ♪ Where'd you get those eyes? 1715 02:23:18,777 --> 02:23:22,248 [scatting] 1716 02:23:22,348 --> 02:23:25,017 ♪ Those eyes ♪ 1717 02:23:25,117 --> 02:23:27,820 [song continues, instrumental] 129571