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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:27,090 - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44 2 00:00:27,090 --> 00:00:32,090 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync by GoldenBeard 3 00:00:50,370 --> 00:00:52,370 [CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 4 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:03,780 Thad... 5 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:05,710 I said no toys at Grandfather's. 6 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,220 - But it's Christmas. - [SIGHS] 7 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:11,090 - Stop it! - MR. SIVANA: Hey. 8 00:01:11,090 --> 00:01:12,150 Hey, Dad! 9 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,920 [SHOUTS] Hey! Thad, 10 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,790 you can't go crying to other people all the time. 11 00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:21,330 A man needs to know when to stand up for himself. 12 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:23,860 Dear Magic-Isn't-Real Ball, 13 00:01:23,870 --> 00:01:25,570 will Thad ever be a man? 14 00:01:25,570 --> 00:01:27,310 - [SCOFFS] - [SHAKES MAGIC 8 BALL] 15 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:31,170 [LAUGHS] Ouch. 16 00:01:31,170 --> 00:01:33,240 "Outlook not so good." 17 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,250 [CHUCKLES] 18 00:01:37,450 --> 00:01:38,780 [MAGIC 8 BALL BEEPING] 19 00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:46,560 You broke it. 20 00:01:48,290 --> 00:01:50,890 Dad? Sid? 21 00:01:50,890 --> 00:01:52,330 [RADIO STATIC] 22 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,830 - [ENGINE REVVING] - [GASPING] 23 00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:57,330 Someone help me! 24 00:01:58,570 --> 00:02:00,940 [BREATHING HEAVILY] Help! 25 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:29,770 Hello? 26 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,520 - MAN: Thaddeus. - [GASPS SOFTLY] 27 00:02:57,130 --> 00:02:58,930 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 28 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:24,890 Thaddeus Sivana. 29 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:27,360 Who are you? 30 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:29,420 How do you know my name? 31 00:03:29,430 --> 00:03:33,360 I am the last of the Council of Wizards. 32 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:38,570 Sworn to protect the realms from the Seven Deadly Sins. 33 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:43,810 But years have passed, 34 00:03:44,410 --> 00:03:46,710 and I grow weak. 35 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:49,140 That is why I seek a champion 36 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:51,350 to inherit my magic. 37 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:54,480 You want me to do magic? 38 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,820 With this, 39 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:59,790 all of my powers will become yours. 40 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,830 Ah. But first... 41 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:10,760 you must demonstrate that you're pure of heart 42 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:13,070 and strong in spirit. 43 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:14,540 [VOICES WHISPERING] 44 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,140 WRATH: He lies. 45 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:23,280 Don't be his champion. 46 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:27,250 We can give you power. 47 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:30,150 WRATH: Take the eye. 48 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:34,590 ENVY: Take it. 49 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:40,000 GREED: Your father thinks you're weak. 50 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Show him your power. 51 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:47,100 ENVY: Take the eye. 52 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,410 - WIZARD: No! - [GASPS] 53 00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:57,680 THADDEUS: What? 54 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,250 What happened? 55 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:04,020 Only the purest of hearts can resist their temptations. 56 00:05:04,420 --> 00:05:05,750 But you, 57 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,690 you will never be worthy. 58 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:09,760 [BANGS STAFF] 59 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,960 [CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 60 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,130 Wait. 61 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:18,170 - I'm good enough, I swear! - What? 62 00:05:18,170 --> 00:05:19,430 Let me back in! 63 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,970 - Calm down, Thad! - [THADDEUS SHOUTING] 64 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:22,300 - Don't open the door! - Stop it! 65 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:23,570 - Calm down. - Stop! 66 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:25,140 Hey, I'm gonna kill you, you little freak! 67 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:26,140 [TIRES SCREECHING] 68 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,710 - Stop... Oh! - [TRUCK HORN BLARING] 69 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,080 - [TIRES SCREECHING] - [ALL YELPING] 70 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:44,390 [MR. SIVANA EXHALES] 71 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:45,930 I was just there. 72 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:49,130 This man, this wizard, he took me to a castle and... 73 00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:50,500 MR. SIVANA: Stop. Stop! 74 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,200 Stop it! 75 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,800 You miserable, whiny, little shit! 76 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:57,740 You could have killed us! 77 00:05:57,740 --> 00:05:59,510 Do you understand that? 78 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:00,610 [TIRES SCREECHING] 79 00:06:02,010 --> 00:06:04,010 [CHRISTMAS MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 80 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:25,970 - [MUSIC STOPS] - [BREATHING HEAVILY] 81 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,190 Dad? 82 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:48,190 Dad! 83 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,040 Dad? 84 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:05,840 You're okay. 85 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,240 You're gonna be okay. 86 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:08,980 [GROANS] 87 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:10,880 [COUGHING] 88 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,640 - [MR. SIVANA GROANING] - [YOUNG SID PANTING] 89 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,120 You did this. 90 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,690 You did this! 91 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,150 No. 92 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,160 Dad. 93 00:07:22,190 --> 00:07:23,230 [GASPS] 94 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:41,280 [STONE CRACKING] 95 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,250 Your magic grows weak. 96 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:52,490 Soon, you won't be able to contain us. 97 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:54,960 Seeking Spell, 98 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:58,230 find me one soul who is worthy. 99 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:03,770 No matter how long it takes. 100 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:37,070 [ALARM RINGING] 101 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,910 Holy moly! The boys in blue! 102 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:52,710 Sure glad to see you. 103 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,950 I called as soon as I saw. 104 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,220 They're in there. 105 00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:58,290 You stay here. 106 00:09:02,390 --> 00:09:04,660 - Police! - [ALARM STOPS] 107 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:06,060 I saw 'em hide back in there. 108 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,840 - FEMALE OFFICER: Police, coming in! - Police! 109 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:17,470 - There's nobody here. - What do you mean? 110 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:19,440 - It's a closet. - You really bought that, huh? 111 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:22,080 [GRUNTS] 112 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,180 - Hey, no, no, no! - Hey! 113 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,120 Stop, stop, stop! 114 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,520 Open this up right now, kid. 115 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,620 That's a federal offense, kid. You can't do that! 116 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:34,590 Do not go in that car. 117 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:35,820 Come on, open the door. Please. 118 00:09:35,830 --> 00:09:37,430 Please, come on. 119 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:42,400 Open this, right now! [GRUNTING] 120 00:09:43,970 --> 00:09:45,270 Very good, very funny. 121 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:48,000 Very funny. That's great. That's hilarious. 122 00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:54,110 Uh, Dispatch, we need backup at the Laurelwood shopping center, please. 123 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:56,410 [CLEARS THROAT] 124 00:09:56,410 --> 00:09:57,980 [IMITATES MALE OFFICER] Dispatch, cancel that request. 125 00:09:57,980 --> 00:10:00,080 Some kid stole our walkie-talkies. 126 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,280 DISPATCHER: Walkie-talkies? How old are you? 127 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:04,290 [INHALES SHARPLY] 128 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,660 No, no, no. 129 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:11,830 That's my lunch, kid! 130 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:18,170 BILLY: Miss Batson... 131 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:20,270 I've been looking for you. 132 00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:22,510 [SIGHS] No. Gosh. 133 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:26,410 It's me. It's Billy. 134 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:29,480 [SIGHS] 135 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,050 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 136 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,490 [GROANS] Okay. 137 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,290 - [GROANS] - I want the tiger. 138 00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:46,330 I know, honey, I know. But Mom's not exactly going pro here. 139 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:51,030 [GASPS] We got one! [CHUCKLES] 140 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,170 But I wanted a tiger. 141 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:59,340 Oh, but this is the real prize, baby. See? 142 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:00,940 You can use that your whole life. 143 00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:03,250 You'll always find your way. 144 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:05,480 [CROWD CHATTERING] 145 00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:25,470 [WHISPERS] I can't let the ball get away. 146 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:35,850 Mom? 147 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:42,990 Mom! 148 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,130 Mom! 149 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,160 Hey. 150 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,530 Who are you with, bud? 151 00:11:57,930 --> 00:11:59,540 Yeah, he says it's Billy Batson. 152 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:02,800 Hey, don't worry, kid. 153 00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:05,640 I'm sure she'll come looking before too long, okay? 154 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,040 They always do. 155 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:09,910 [SIGHS] 156 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,920 Mom, I'm home. 157 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:22,030 [EXHALES] 158 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:43,350 [EXHALES] 159 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,150 [DOORBELL RINGS] 160 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:52,390 WOMAN: Yes? 161 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:57,090 Yeah, uh, is this Rachel Batson? 162 00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:58,860 Who's asking? 163 00:12:58,860 --> 00:12:59,930 Um... 164 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:01,530 Yeah, see, the thing is... 165 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:04,670 I think you're my mom. 166 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:09,570 You sure about that? 167 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,280 Sorry to bother you. 168 00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,180 [SIGHS] 169 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:19,780 [SIREN WAILS] 170 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:22,280 MALE OFFICER: [ON LOUDSPEAKER] Just had to take my lunch, huh? 171 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,020 You save me any fries? 172 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:29,220 Foster home in Pittsburgh reported you missing two weeks ago. 173 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:30,490 You're sending me back? 174 00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,560 No. 175 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,960 They don't want you. 176 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,200 - [SCOFFS] Harsh. - You laugh, 177 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:40,040 but you've run from foster homes in six counties, Mr. Batson. 178 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:43,570 From good people 179 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:46,070 who want you, all in pursuit of someone 180 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,050 who arguably does not. 181 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:53,350 It's time someone looked you in the eye and told it to you straight. 182 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:56,280 I don't need parents to play make-believe with. 183 00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:59,150 - I got a mom. - Yes. 184 00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:01,290 You're some detective. 185 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,090 Seventy-three Batsons 186 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:06,930 between the ages of 28 to 40, and you've crossed out every one. 187 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,730 She's still out there. I know it. 188 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:21,110 There's a couple outside, Mr. Batson. 189 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,980 They run a group home. 190 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:25,950 I can take care of myself. 191 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:27,610 When you're 18. 192 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:30,420 Until then, I won't have you living on the streets, 193 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,620 looking for someone who never looked for you. 194 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:36,120 Give these people a chance. 195 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,790 'Cause that's what they're giving you. 196 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,460 You're out of options. 197 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:46,570 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 198 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,470 I'm gonna skip the spiel. 199 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,380 Just know that me and Rosa, we get it. 200 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:56,040 We were foster kids back in the day. 201 00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:57,710 Ooh, back in the Dark Ages. 202 00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,180 Girl, I'm young at heart. 203 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:01,820 I got my finger on the pulse. 204 00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:03,350 Yeah, that's a reference 205 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:04,620 - to his blood pressure because he's old. - [LAUGHS] 206 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,220 Billy, do you have any food allergies? 207 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,090 VICTOR: Gonna wish you did. Darla's cooking. 208 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,760 - [ROSA SPEAKS SPANISH] - What? 209 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:13,960 ROSA: [IN ENGLISH] We know how overwhelming it can all be. 210 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,830 New house, new faces. 211 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,360 VICTOR: All up in your face. 212 00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:20,240 Just take it at your own speed. 213 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,080 [MUSIC PLAYING] 214 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:31,280 Hello? 215 00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:36,650 We're home. 216 00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:39,120 That's what happens when you suck! 217 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:41,620 So much for the welcome party. 218 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,960 [SIGHS] Yeah, that thing growing out of the couch 219 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,530 would be Eugene. 220 00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:46,860 Is that him? 221 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,630 Oh, my gosh! Billy! 222 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,060 VICTOR: Whoa! Slow down, slow down. 223 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,330 DARLA: Welcome home! 224 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,230 - ROSA: And that's Darla. - I'm Darla. 225 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,170 Big hugger. 226 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,740 I noticed. 227 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,770 Die, die, die! 228 00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:59,710 He doesn't mean that. It's a game. 229 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,380 Hey. 230 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,850 No sodas after dark, remember? 231 00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:07,580 Whoa. When did it get dark? 232 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,820 Oh, the poster. I made you one. 233 00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:13,090 Come look! Oh, no! 234 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:15,890 Sorry, Pedro must've been working out. 235 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:17,460 His goal is to get swole. 236 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,560 EUGENE: Just one hit! Just one hit! 237 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,660 Oh... 238 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,830 Here. 239 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:26,730 Yes, exactly why your math department is so uniquely suited for me. 240 00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:28,230 EUGENE: Shut up! No! 241 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,440 I can't even with Eugene right now. 242 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,210 I'm sorry. Mary, hi. College interview. 243 00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:34,340 I'm Billy. 244 00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:35,880 What am I most excited about? 245 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,350 Oh! What a great question. I was hoping you'd ask. 246 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:41,210 [MOUTHING] What am I most excited about? 247 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,750 [MOUTHING] 248 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,950 Mention you're a foster kid. Colleges eat that up. 249 00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:48,290 What I'm most excited about is the campus experience. 250 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:52,130 As a foster child, I'm a big believer in finding family and friends 251 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:54,530 in the most unlikely of places. 252 00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,200 I'm gonna miss that girl so much. 253 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,570 It's Caltech. It's a very prestigious school. 254 00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:03,270 And also all the way in California. 255 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:05,610 But we don't have to talk about that right now. 256 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,140 It's a tough subject for me. 257 00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,440 Do you like vegan food? 258 00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:10,880 - Mmm-mmm. - Because, see, I love animals. 259 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,480 [FIRE ALARM BEEPING] 260 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,420 - [ROSA GASPS] - Oh, no! The Tofurky! 261 00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:16,250 Oh, no, we may have to eat a real turkey! 262 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,390 - Is that... - It's okay. 263 00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:19,350 Come, I'll show you your room. 264 00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:22,620 It's a bit of a madhouse, I know, but it's fun. 265 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:25,360 EUGENE: Time to dance on your grave! 266 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,100 Watch the bum step. Pedro... 267 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,960 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 268 00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:31,490 - [MUSIC PLAYING OVER EARPHONES] - [IN ENGLISH] Say hi to Billy. 269 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:34,700 Don't take it personally. He's like that with everyone. 270 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:39,740 Freddy. 271 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,540 This is Billy Batson. 272 00:17:42,550 --> 00:17:44,210 Make sure you make him feel at home. 273 00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,410 - Okay? - Yeah. 274 00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:47,380 Maybe don't say anything too weird? 275 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,220 Oh, one weird thing is, 276 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,900 did you know that Romans used to brush their teeth with their urine? 277 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:54,390 And apparently, it works. 278 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,460 Yep. Um... 279 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,730 Oh, it's a long way down. 280 00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:10,310 Trust me, I speak from experience. 281 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,180 Victor pushed me. 282 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,080 They seem nice, but don't buy it. 283 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,420 It gets real Game of Thrones around here. 284 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,320 What? 285 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,520 [SNICKERS] 286 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,460 Dude, I'm just messin' around. 287 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:32,260 It's, um, terminal cancer. I only have three months. 288 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:35,960 Kidding, again! You look at me, and you're like, 289 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:38,800 "Why so dark? You're a disabled foster kid. You've got it all." 290 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,840 Right? [CHUCKLES] 291 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,570 Oh, yeah, that's the old Batarang. 292 00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:47,410 I mean, it's a replica, but feel how sharp. 293 00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:49,250 I could kill you in your sleep with that thing. 294 00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:52,480 You more of a Supes guy? 295 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,150 Yeah, me, too. Behold, the holy grail. 296 00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:59,050 One nine-millimeter round shot at Superman himself. 297 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,750 It's legit. 298 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,320 Probably worth, I don't know, five, six hundred, maybe more. 299 00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:04,490 What's in the bag? 300 00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:06,730 Hey. 301 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,060 Hey, it's all good. It's good to maintain boundaries. 302 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,930 [SIGHS] You don't gotta talk so much, you know. 303 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:15,740 Anyway, this place is great. You're gonna love it. 304 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,700 VICTOR: Dinner! 305 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,740 All hands on deck. 306 00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:54,170 [ROSA SPEAKS SPANISH] 307 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,580 - [CHUCKLES] - VICTOR: Thank you for this family. 308 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,180 Thank you for this day. 309 00:19:57,180 --> 00:20:01,010 Thank you for this food, even if it's not steak filet. 310 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:02,020 [DARLA LAUGHS] 311 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:07,050 Big school. 2,000 students, you might think, 312 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:08,690 "Wow, so many strangers." 313 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,260 But not if you think of them as possible future friends. 314 00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:13,460 Then it's, "Wow, so many friends." 315 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:16,700 The principal, her name's Shirley. She's the best. 316 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,630 - Next. - [METAL DETECTOR BEEPING] 317 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,370 This is our security scanner. 318 00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:22,940 Like in an airport. It's totally safe. 319 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,840 I know what it is. 320 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,870 - Does she always do this? - Mmm-hmm. 321 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,380 Silence makes me uncomfortable. 322 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,950 She's almost never uncomfortable. 323 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,750 Have a good first day, big brother. 324 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,890 Look, you don't have to hug me all the time. 325 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:40,460 We're not actually brother and sister, so... 326 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,390 DARLA: I'm sorry. 327 00:20:46,630 --> 00:20:48,930 - Hey. - Hey. 328 00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:50,700 [STAMMERS] I didn't mean to make her... 329 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,540 MS. KWAN: [ON TV] I was overwhelmed, honestly. 330 00:20:57,610 --> 00:21:01,210 He said I must be pure of heart. 331 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:03,480 He call himself a wizard. 332 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:09,220 He even dressed like a wizard from Harry Potter or some... 333 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:12,420 But you're saying that other people have experienced this? 334 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:17,060 In a sense, yes. Do you remember what he said to you? 335 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,730 He tested me. 336 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,230 There were these statues. 337 00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:26,330 Their eyes, it's like they were looking at me, making me think things. 338 00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,970 Horrible things. 339 00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:30,410 And do these approximate what you saw? 340 00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:35,710 Yes, that's exactly how I remember it. 341 00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:37,580 I don't understand. How do you know... 342 00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:42,020 Recurrent imagery has proven very common in cases of mass hysteria. 343 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,050 Mass hysteria? 344 00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:45,790 I know. The term's a bit theatrical. 345 00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:48,660 But take UFO sightings, for example. 346 00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:51,130 Lights in the sky, flying saucers. 347 00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:54,260 Isolated incidents of people who do not know each other... 348 00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:55,760 MAN: The symbols. 349 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,400 Ask her about the symbols. 350 00:22:02,410 --> 00:22:06,770 Sorry, Ms. Kwan. But as an example of recurrent imagery, 351 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:08,740 maybe you'll recall seeing 352 00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:12,210 these symbols before the alleged abduction. 353 00:22:12,210 --> 00:22:15,080 I don't remember any symbols, no. 354 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,920 I think I got it on video. There was something, um... 355 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,190 I remember the numbers on my alarm clock. 356 00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:22,460 They kept shifting. 357 00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,660 Video? 358 00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:27,730 Show me the video. 359 00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:30,330 Uh, Ms. Kwan, this is Dr. Sivana. 360 00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:33,470 - Um, one moment, I can send it. - [KEYBOARD CLACKS] 361 00:22:33,470 --> 00:22:37,270 - [RUMBLING] - MS. KWAN: [ON VIDEO] Hello? Oh, my God! 362 00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:39,140 Who's there? 363 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,510 Hello? What's going on? What's happening? 364 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:47,350 [STAMMERS] I'm going to call the police! 365 00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:50,050 Then this blinding light all around me 366 00:22:50,050 --> 00:22:52,320 and I felt like I was getting pulled down into something. 367 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,090 It felt like a temple carved inside a mountain. 368 00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:58,190 He looked exactly what you'd expect from a guy who calls himself a wizard. 369 00:22:58,190 --> 00:23:00,360 ...and how you were brought there to save the world. 370 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,600 - MAN: Wearing a cape. - And there's no ceiling. 371 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,030 SCIENTIST: We ran the numbers again... 372 00:23:04,030 --> 00:23:05,630 Dr. Sivana! 373 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:10,840 I appreciate your enthusiasm, but you're funding my project. 374 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,910 And when I'm interviewing, I don't wanna be interrupted. 375 00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:16,280 Fifty-six recorded abductions. 376 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,750 - I never saw it. - Saw what? 377 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,260 Doctor, what is all this? 378 00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:38,270 All these years... 379 00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:44,340 I was convinced I had the incorrect sequence. 380 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:48,340 Or perhaps the wrong symbols 381 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:50,010 to open the door. 382 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:54,180 But on that woman's alarm clock, 383 00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:55,690 the seven symbols. 384 00:23:57,290 --> 00:24:02,660 The sequence repeated itself seven times. 385 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,090 That's the difference. 386 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:08,400 Is this some sort of joke? 387 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,160 It may seem that way to you 388 00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:14,570 because we're not in actuality studying mass hysteria. 389 00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:17,240 What all these people have seen, 390 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,880 every single one of them, is absolutely real. 391 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,980 [SCOFFS] An alarm clock malfunctions 392 00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:27,110 and your first thought is it's proof of a wizard? 393 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,220 - Hmm. - Come on, Dr. Sivana. 394 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:31,960 You can't believe any of this is real. 395 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,890 [DR. LYNN GASPS] 396 00:24:38,690 --> 00:24:40,560 [GROANING] 397 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,260 [SCREAMING] 398 00:24:44,670 --> 00:24:45,830 Why, yes. 399 00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:53,740 Yes, I do. 400 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,360 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 401 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,110 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [LABORED BREATHING] 402 00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:28,240 [WIZARD GROANING] 403 00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:36,850 I've been waiting for this moment for so long... 404 00:25:37,890 --> 00:25:40,250 and now here we are. 405 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:42,290 You don't remember me, do you? 406 00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:50,970 I remember you. 407 00:25:52,370 --> 00:25:53,900 You were a boy. 408 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,000 And now you dare intrude in my kingdom. 409 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:00,410 Do you know what it's like for a child to be told you'll never be good enough? 410 00:26:00,410 --> 00:26:02,410 No, you don't. 411 00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:06,680 What you said to me all those years ago made me realize who I really was. 412 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,320 And you know something? 413 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,020 [VOICES WHISPERING] 414 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:13,790 I am not pure of heart. 415 00:26:13,790 --> 00:26:18,390 WRATH: The wizard is too weak to stop us. 416 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:22,130 No! 417 00:26:22,130 --> 00:26:23,270 No! 418 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,740 [RUMBLING] 419 00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:35,080 WRATH: You never found your champion. 420 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:39,420 But we found ours. 421 00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:41,180 [GRUNTING] 422 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,720 [WRATH GROWLS] 423 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,350 [GROANING] 424 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:58,470 WRATH: You are the true champion. 425 00:27:13,820 --> 00:27:15,120 [PANTING] 426 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,090 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 427 00:27:29,930 --> 00:27:31,370 WIZARD: They're using you. 428 00:27:31,370 --> 00:27:34,570 You're nothing to them but a means of escape. 429 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:35,770 [GRUNTS] 430 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:44,740 Through you, they'll spread their poison to everything they touch! 431 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:48,010 Make mankind turn on each other! 432 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,580 DR. SIVANA: You seek a pure soul, old man, 433 00:27:50,590 --> 00:27:52,920 but no one's worthy. 434 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,530 [GROANS] 435 00:27:56,390 --> 00:27:57,560 [PANTING] 436 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,500 - [STUDENTS CHATTERING] - Flight or invisibility? 437 00:28:05,470 --> 00:28:07,100 If you could have one superpower, 438 00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:09,140 flight or invisibility, what would you pick? 439 00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:11,670 I mean, everybody chooses flight. You know why? 440 00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:13,840 So they can fly away from this conversation? 441 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,510 No, no. 'Cause heroes fly. 442 00:28:15,510 --> 00:28:17,480 And who doesn't want people to think they're a hero, right? 443 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,880 But invisibility, no way. [SCOFFS] 444 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,550 That's pervy. 445 00:28:21,550 --> 00:28:23,620 Spying around on people who don't even know you're there. 446 00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:25,650 Sneaking around everywhere. It's a total villain power, right? 447 00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:26,650 [CHATTERING STOPS] 448 00:28:30,590 --> 00:28:32,690 [SCOFFS] 449 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:34,760 Then they did this study, and this is a real thing. 450 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,000 They asked people the same question. 451 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,670 You know, what power do you want? 452 00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:39,030 But this time, they made it so the answers were anonymous. 453 00:28:39,030 --> 00:28:40,500 And most people, since they knew 454 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,200 that it was secret, said invisibility. 455 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,640 And I think that's 'cause most people 456 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,170 don't feel like heroes on the inside, deep down. 457 00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:48,270 You're gonna run away. 458 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,840 I mean, you stole my Superman bullet. 459 00:28:50,850 --> 00:28:52,680 Dude, I get it. I get it. 460 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,550 You've been screwed over way too many times. 461 00:28:54,550 --> 00:28:56,450 You don't trust anyone. 462 00:28:56,450 --> 00:29:01,150 That's the thing about invisibility. You end up all by yourself. 463 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,930 [SCOFFS] I didn't steal your dumb bullet. 464 00:29:05,890 --> 00:29:07,660 [DOOR CLOSES] 465 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:09,060 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 466 00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:11,200 Hey. How was it today? 467 00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:13,600 That good, huh? 468 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,200 [TIRES SCREECHING] 469 00:29:16,210 --> 00:29:19,040 - Whoa! - [GROANS] 470 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,810 Oh, my God! Freddy. 471 00:29:20,810 --> 00:29:21,940 Are you okay? 472 00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:23,350 - You okay? - FREDDY: Yes. Yes. 473 00:29:25,110 --> 00:29:26,480 What the hell? 474 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,120 - What is wrong with you two? - BURKE: Oh, ho! 475 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,880 - [GROANS] - No way that's gonna buff out. 476 00:29:29,890 --> 00:29:31,220 BRETT: You gonna pay for that, Freeman? 477 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:32,890 For the dent you made almost hitting me? 478 00:29:32,890 --> 00:29:34,020 Yeah, sure. Um... 479 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:35,490 You guys take these? 480 00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:37,190 [ALL LAUGH] 481 00:29:37,190 --> 00:29:39,530 - [BRETT GRUNTING] - [FREDDY GROANING] 482 00:29:39,530 --> 00:29:41,190 - MARY: Brett, stop! - [CONTINUES GROANING] 483 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,160 [BOTH LAUGHING] 484 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,760 Don't touch my brother! 485 00:29:43,770 --> 00:29:45,670 What, do you need your fake family to stand up for you? 486 00:29:45,670 --> 00:29:47,230 - Stand up for yourself, Freeman. - BURKE: Yeah, huh? 487 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,940 Hey, Freeman. Freeman, here, stand up. 488 00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:50,370 Stand up for yourself. 489 00:29:50,370 --> 00:29:51,700 What are you gonna do, go home and cry to Mommy? 490 00:29:51,710 --> 00:29:54,270 BURKE: Oh, yeah. You don't have a mommy. 491 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,410 - [PUNCHES LANDING] - [FREDDY GROANING] 492 00:29:56,410 --> 00:29:57,410 BILLY: Hey. 493 00:29:58,050 --> 00:30:00,610 [BOTH GROANING] 494 00:30:00,610 --> 00:30:02,380 Man, sorry about that. 495 00:30:02,390 --> 00:30:04,950 That wasn't fair, but then again you don't fight fair, so... 496 00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:06,250 [BOTH GRUNTING] 497 00:30:07,490 --> 00:30:09,620 [BILLY GROANS] 498 00:30:09,630 --> 00:30:13,190 Back off, assbags. I know how to use these things. 499 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,430 - [BOTH SNICKER] - [GROANING] 500 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,900 BURKE: Hey! He's getting away! Where you going? 501 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:22,500 MARY: Freddy, are you okay? 502 00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:24,470 [PANTING] 503 00:30:24,470 --> 00:30:25,610 BRETT: Hey, let's go through the back. 504 00:30:25,610 --> 00:30:26,640 BURKE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 505 00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:28,580 [GRUNTS] 506 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,050 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 507 00:30:33,610 --> 00:30:34,780 [WOMAN GRUNTS] 508 00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:35,850 Nowhere to run! 509 00:30:35,850 --> 00:30:37,220 Hey! 510 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:38,980 - BRETT: Go, go, go! - BURKE: Grab him! Move! 511 00:30:38,990 --> 00:30:41,520 - Get out the way. - Move, woman! 512 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,520 Whoa! 513 00:30:43,890 --> 00:30:45,830 - BURKE: No, no, no. - [LAUGHING] 514 00:30:45,830 --> 00:30:47,190 You're dead, kid. 515 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,660 Yeah, you think you're funny. 516 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:50,530 We know where you go to school, buddy! 517 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,730 WOMAN: [ON PA] Next stop, 30th Street Station. 518 00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:58,070 Change for the regional rail lines. 519 00:31:00,910 --> 00:31:02,310 [PANTING] 520 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,180 [CRACKLING] 521 00:31:13,890 --> 00:31:14,890 [GASPS] 522 00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:18,160 Uh... Hello? 523 00:31:19,060 --> 00:31:20,700 What's going on? 524 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:28,500 [TRAIN ZOOMS PAST] 525 00:31:31,410 --> 00:31:32,410 [THUD] 526 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,150 Help! 527 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,520 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 528 00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:51,760 Okay. 529 00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:09,110 Holy moly. 530 00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:26,590 Hello? 531 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,510 - [TRAIN PASSES BY] - [GASPS] 532 00:32:41,340 --> 00:32:43,080 [ECHOING] What the hell? 533 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,750 Who's doing this? 534 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,640 [CLEARS THROAT] 535 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:19,040 Hi. Um... 536 00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:21,710 I was supposed to get off at 30th. 537 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,320 Billy Batson. 538 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,950 How'd you know my name? 539 00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:29,290 I am the last of the Council of Wizards. 540 00:33:29,290 --> 00:33:31,760 Keeper of the Rock of Eternity. 541 00:33:32,530 --> 00:33:33,530 Oh... 542 00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:34,900 You're... 543 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:37,360 that guy. 544 00:33:37,370 --> 00:33:39,230 Hey, listen, I don't have any money. 545 00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:41,440 Do not patronize me, boy. 546 00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:43,940 [GASPS] 547 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:47,070 You are standing in the source of all magic. 548 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:52,440 The Rock of Eternity. Seven thrones of seven wizards. 549 00:33:52,450 --> 00:33:56,120 But long ago, we chose a champion 550 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,150 and we chose recklessly. 551 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:04,460 He used his power for revenge, 552 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:08,660 releasing the Seven Deadly Sins into your world. 553 00:34:10,730 --> 00:34:12,130 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 554 00:34:12,130 --> 00:34:14,800 Millions of lives were lost. 555 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:19,510 Entire civilizations erased from existence. 556 00:34:23,410 --> 00:34:27,210 That is why I vowed never to pass on my magic 557 00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:31,590 until I find one truly good person. 558 00:34:32,290 --> 00:34:34,690 Strong in spirit, 559 00:34:34,690 --> 00:34:37,190 pure in heart. 560 00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:40,430 Look, man, maybe this is magic 561 00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:43,060 and, I don't know, 562 00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:46,400 but the people you're looking for, good, pure people, 563 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,600 I'm not one of them. 564 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,740 I don't know if anyone is, really. 565 00:34:51,510 --> 00:34:54,340 You, Billy Batson, 566 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,510 are all I have. 567 00:34:56,510 --> 00:34:59,380 All the world has. 568 00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,950 [BANGS STAFF] 569 00:35:00,950 --> 00:35:03,220 Lay your hands on my staff. 570 00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:04,820 Gross. 571 00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:07,850 And say my name so my powers may flow through you. 572 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:11,560 I open my heart to you, Billy Batson. 573 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,930 And in so doing, choose you as champion. 574 00:35:15,930 --> 00:35:17,500 - Thanks. - [BANGS STAFF] 575 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,930 Real sweet of you, mister, but I really gotta get going. 576 00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:23,870 My brothers and sisters were slain by the Sins. 577 00:35:23,870 --> 00:35:27,170 Their thrones lie empty. 578 00:35:27,170 --> 00:35:29,780 My magic must be passed on. 579 00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:33,050 - Now, speak my name! - [BANGS STAFF] 580 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:36,420 I don't know your name, sir. We just met. 581 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:38,690 My name is... 582 00:35:39,290 --> 00:35:40,960 Shazam. 583 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,260 [LAUGHS] Wait, for real? 584 00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:45,960 - Say it! - Okay! 585 00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:47,760 Jeez. 586 00:35:58,570 --> 00:36:00,880 So just say it? Like... 587 00:36:01,980 --> 00:36:02,980 Shazam? 588 00:36:04,050 --> 00:36:05,610 Yes! 589 00:36:05,610 --> 00:36:08,510 Carry my name, and with it, you carry all my powers. 590 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,420 The wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules, 591 00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:14,720 the stamina of Atlas, the power of Zeus, 592 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:18,630 the courage of Achilles, and the speed of Mercury. 593 00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:28,770 [GASPING] 594 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,840 What happened to me? Why am... 595 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,900 [STAMMERS] What did you do to me? What did you do to my voice? 596 00:36:32,910 --> 00:36:36,840 You have been transformed to your full potential, Billy Batson. 597 00:36:38,210 --> 00:36:42,110 With your heart, unlock your greatest power. 598 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,720 The thrones of our brothers and sisters await. 599 00:36:51,730 --> 00:36:53,030 [GASPING] 600 00:36:56,930 --> 00:36:58,930 Get me outta here! 601 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,870 MAN: Dope! 602 00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:04,140 [LAUGHING] 603 00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:07,070 My brother, I applaud your choices today. 604 00:37:07,070 --> 00:37:09,940 Gold shoes, gold belt, white cape. 605 00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:13,480 It shouldn't work, but hot damn, it does! 606 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,810 [CONTINUES LAUGHING] 607 00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:15,820 Ow! 608 00:37:18,590 --> 00:37:19,990 [TRAIN HORN BLARES] 609 00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:21,360 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 610 00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:23,960 Hey! 611 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,900 WOMAN: Hey, babe! 612 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,500 ROSA: Yes, Officer. 613 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,070 I'm aware he's run away in the past. 614 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:40,110 Twenty-three times? 615 00:37:40,110 --> 00:37:43,740 Guy's got no social media presence. At all. 616 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,050 The guy is a ghost. 617 00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:58,160 [SIGHS] 618 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,540 You know, guys, I'm happy to look for Billy. 619 00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:11,870 More than happy. 620 00:38:11,870 --> 00:38:13,340 But no, you gotta wash the dishes. 621 00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:14,840 That's what's more important. 622 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,240 "What are you gonna do, Freddy, run after him?" 623 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,950 [LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] Very funny. 624 00:38:18,950 --> 00:38:20,950 - [FREDDY SCREAMING] - No, I said, don't scream. 625 00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:22,610 - Uh... Victor? Victor! - No, no! 626 00:38:22,620 --> 00:38:24,180 - Victor! - It's me. It's Billy. 627 00:38:24,190 --> 00:38:25,990 It's Billy! 628 00:38:25,990 --> 00:38:28,050 You asked me flight or invisibility. I thought that was stupid, 629 00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:30,790 but now I look like this and I need your help. 630 00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:32,790 Meet me back here after lights-out? 631 00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:34,060 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 632 00:38:34,060 --> 00:38:36,160 VICTOR: 'Sup, bud? You all right? 633 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,500 Yeah. Yeah. I'm just... 634 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:42,840 I'm really sad because Billy's gone. 635 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,610 And, you know, maybe it's my fault. Maybe I did it. 636 00:38:46,610 --> 00:38:48,240 Uh, you know, maybe I snore. 637 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:51,640 Hey, hey, hey. Not your fault, son, all right? 638 00:38:51,650 --> 00:38:53,650 We'll find him, 'kay? 639 00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:55,610 You don't snore that bad. 640 00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:57,620 [SNIFFS] But you kinda smell. 641 00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,060 [SHAZAM GROANS] 642 00:39:07,930 --> 00:39:10,230 [EXCLAIMING] Oh, thank God! 643 00:39:10,230 --> 00:39:12,200 Hey. Stop right there. 644 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,700 How do I know you're not a supervillain using telepathic abilities 645 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,840 to make me believe that you're Billy? Huh? 646 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,040 What? 647 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,640 All I have to do is press "dial" on this thing. 648 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,110 No! No, I have proof. I have proof. Here. 649 00:39:21,110 --> 00:39:22,310 [GRUMBLES] 650 00:39:22,310 --> 00:39:24,640 Look, I lied, okay? I took your bullet. 651 00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:26,880 - Oh, no! No, no, no. - No! 652 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,250 [GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION] Stupid adult hands. 653 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:30,950 But you saw it. 654 00:39:30,950 --> 00:39:34,020 You saw it, right? Look, Freddy, I swear. It's me, okay? 655 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:35,950 Look, I know we're not really close friends or anything, 656 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,460 but you're the only person that I know 657 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:38,990 that knows anything about this caped crusader stuff. 658 00:39:38,990 --> 00:39:41,060 - That's Batman. - What? 659 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:43,800 Forget it. 660 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,800 Can I... 661 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,870 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 662 00:39:52,710 --> 00:39:54,180 [FREDDY EXCLAIMING IN AWE] 663 00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:56,250 [BOTH LAUGHING] 664 00:39:57,110 --> 00:39:59,280 Oh... Oh, my God! 665 00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:02,480 It's crazy, right? 666 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,280 What are your superpowers? 667 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,120 Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing. 668 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,720 Okay. Can you fly? 669 00:40:10,790 --> 00:40:11,720 SHAZAM: Okay! 670 00:40:11,730 --> 00:40:13,560 Let's do this. 671 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,360 How do we do this? 672 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,830 Just, um, like, Superman it. 673 00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:19,170 [IMITATES TAKEOFF] 674 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,370 [WEAKLY IMITATES TAKEOFF] 675 00:40:21,370 --> 00:40:23,130 Oh, my God. Obviously, you have to jump. 676 00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:24,470 Come on. 677 00:40:24,470 --> 00:40:26,170 How is any of this obvious? 678 00:40:26,170 --> 00:40:27,710 Okay. 679 00:40:27,710 --> 00:40:30,640 Try, uh, to believe that you can fly. Okay? 680 00:40:30,650 --> 00:40:32,010 I read this deep dive 681 00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:33,680 into peer-reviewed studies about superpowers 682 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,480 and in six out of ten, belief is the key. 683 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,120 Belief. Belief. Belief. Okay. Okay. I believe I can fly. 684 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,020 - I believe I... - [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 685 00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:43,020 I believe I can fly. [CHUCKLES] 686 00:40:43,030 --> 00:40:44,160 I believe... 687 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,200 Whoa! [GROANING] 688 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:54,070 - Did you believe? - [GROANS] 689 00:40:57,010 --> 00:40:58,470 Yeah. 690 00:40:58,470 --> 00:40:59,980 You wanna try invisibility? 691 00:41:01,410 --> 00:41:02,610 How do I do... 692 00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:04,110 Forget it. You know, okay. 693 00:41:04,110 --> 00:41:06,080 - Okay, okay, okay. - [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 694 00:41:08,950 --> 00:41:11,620 Oh, my God! It worked! 695 00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:12,820 Where'd you go? 696 00:41:13,890 --> 00:41:15,320 I'm right here. You can't see me? 697 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,620 Where? 698 00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:18,820 [LAUGHING] I'm invisible! 699 00:41:18,830 --> 00:41:20,590 I'm right here. Over here. 700 00:41:20,590 --> 00:41:22,530 [CONTINUES LAUGHING] 701 00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:24,530 I'm invisible! I'm invisible! 702 00:41:24,530 --> 00:41:25,560 MAN: Hey! 703 00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:27,200 Nice outfit, dipshit. 704 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,100 - [SNICKERS] - [ALL LAUGHING] 705 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:31,200 FREDDY: I might've been testing invisibility 706 00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:33,240 and super-intelligence at the same time. 707 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:36,240 Freeman, I'm gonna come over there and beat you. 708 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,350 [FREDDY GASPING] 709 00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:43,380 - [CAR ALARMS BLARING] - [DOGS BARKING] 710 00:41:43,380 --> 00:41:45,550 [FREDDY LAUGHS] Oh, my God! The lightning emblem! 711 00:41:45,550 --> 00:41:48,260 It was staring us right in the face the whole time. 712 00:41:49,390 --> 00:41:50,890 Literally! 713 00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:52,760 - [LAUGHING] - [SHAZAM EXCLAIMS] 714 00:41:57,260 --> 00:41:58,670 [BOTH LAUGHING] 715 00:41:58,670 --> 00:41:59,700 Okay, okay. 716 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:01,230 Clearly, we gotta give you 717 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:03,840 - a lightning-themed superhero name. - Yeah. 718 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,210 - [BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING] - [SCREAMING] 719 00:42:08,780 --> 00:42:10,650 [WOMAN GRUNTING] 720 00:42:14,110 --> 00:42:15,150 Oh, right. 721 00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:16,150 Hey, yo! Back... 722 00:42:18,150 --> 00:42:19,280 off. 723 00:42:19,290 --> 00:42:23,020 FREDDY: Hyper-speed, check. [LAUGHING] 724 00:42:23,030 --> 00:42:25,090 [STAMMERS] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 725 00:42:25,090 --> 00:42:26,690 I thought you were the one who was screaming. 726 00:42:26,690 --> 00:42:28,570 - [MAN WHIMPERING] - I doused him with pepper spray. 727 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,360 Smart move. 728 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,470 Yeah, hey, Mr. Mugger Guy. Give the old lady her purse back. 729 00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:35,370 I'm your age. 730 00:42:35,370 --> 00:42:37,740 And he didn't get a chance to take it 'cause I didn't let him take it. 731 00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:40,310 Good. Yeah, good. You're really on top of this stuff. 732 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:42,410 And that should teach you that old ladies... 733 00:42:42,410 --> 00:42:46,510 Regular-aged ladies like yourself don't need your protecting, right? 734 00:42:46,510 --> 00:42:47,780 So get woke, bro. 735 00:42:47,780 --> 00:42:49,350 I'm sorry, who are you? 736 00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:51,920 His name is Thundercrack, 737 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,920 hero to the people with all the power and speed of lightning all in one. 738 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,320 Dude, that sounds like a butt thing. 739 00:42:57,790 --> 00:42:59,420 [STAMMERS] 740 00:42:59,430 --> 00:43:00,690 Mister Philadelphia. 741 00:43:00,690 --> 00:43:02,160 That's a cream cheese thing, dude! 742 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,830 Power Boy. 'Cause he's got all the powers. 743 00:43:03,830 --> 00:43:06,400 'Cause sometimes pepper spray can't protect against evil. 744 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,470 Power Boy, do you know this child? 745 00:43:10,610 --> 00:43:13,570 [STAMMERS] Like a teeny little bit. I don't really know... 746 00:43:13,570 --> 00:43:15,570 Yeah. He's like a little miniature manager. 747 00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:17,540 - I'm his manager. - [STAMMERS] 748 00:43:17,550 --> 00:43:20,080 But Power Boy's not gonna work, either, okay? So work on something else. 749 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,750 Hey, bud, what could... 750 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,420 [YELPING] 751 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,820 Electricity manipulation, hyper-speed, super-strength. 752 00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:31,220 Dude, you're stacked! 753 00:43:31,230 --> 00:43:33,030 You're almost as cool as Superman. Almost. 754 00:43:33,030 --> 00:43:35,090 I didn't see you. I don't know what just happened here. 755 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:36,930 I don't wanna know. Just don't hurt me. 756 00:43:36,930 --> 00:43:38,200 I'm not doing it for the money. 757 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,670 Thank you for your kind donation. 758 00:43:39,670 --> 00:43:41,400 No, no, no, but if you ever need any more help 759 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,340 just look for the superhero that still can't fly. 760 00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:46,300 Forget flying, man. We just made 73 bucks! 761 00:43:46,310 --> 00:43:48,340 - Seventy-three bucks? - [EXCLAIMS IN DELIGHT] 762 00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:49,950 Come on! 763 00:43:50,650 --> 00:43:52,650 Hey, wait a minute. 764 00:43:52,650 --> 00:43:54,210 I just got an idea. 765 00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:55,550 [BELL DINGS] 766 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,950 I'd like to purchase some of your finest beer, please. 767 00:43:57,950 --> 00:43:59,490 [MUSIC PLAYING] 768 00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:19,270 I don't know about this. I mean, we don't have a fake ID even. 769 00:44:19,270 --> 00:44:21,240 Freddy, Freddy, would you relax? 770 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,110 - Look at me. I am the fake ID. - [CHUCKLES] 771 00:44:24,110 --> 00:44:25,340 - [BELL DINGS] - MAN: Everything from the register! 772 00:44:25,350 --> 00:44:27,110 - Go, go! Now! - [CASHIER SCREAMS] 773 00:44:27,110 --> 00:44:29,680 Come on! We don't have any time. Let's go. Move! 774 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,020 We want it all! Hurry. 775 00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:32,420 This is your chance. 776 00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:35,690 Oh! Okay. 777 00:44:35,690 --> 00:44:38,130 Come on, come on, come on! Let's do this! 778 00:44:38,830 --> 00:44:40,000 That's it. That's it. 779 00:44:41,730 --> 00:44:43,400 Gentlemen, 780 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,800 why use guns when we can handle this like real men? 781 00:44:47,940 --> 00:44:49,440 - Billy, look out! - [GROANS] 782 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,720 Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity! 783 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:06,490 I'm bulletproof. 784 00:45:06,490 --> 00:45:07,720 [FREDDY LAUGHING] 785 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:10,090 - [CELL PHONE BEEPS] - Today is December 8th, 786 00:45:10,090 --> 00:45:12,530 and this is video proof of authenticity. 787 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,290 Shoot him again. 788 00:45:15,300 --> 00:45:16,960 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of you! 789 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,400 Come on. Go to town. 790 00:45:24,910 --> 00:45:26,340 Wait, wait, wait. 791 00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:28,640 We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof, 792 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,280 or if you are. 793 00:45:31,110 --> 00:45:32,380 Shoot him in the face. 794 00:45:32,380 --> 00:45:34,250 Shoot me in the face. In the face? 795 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,390 [GRUNTING] 796 00:45:38,490 --> 00:45:39,490 [GUNS CLICKING] 797 00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:43,620 It kinda tickles. 798 00:45:43,630 --> 00:45:44,720 [BOTH LAUGH] 799 00:45:44,730 --> 00:45:45,720 You're dead. 800 00:45:45,730 --> 00:45:47,360 [BOTH SCREAMING] 801 00:45:51,270 --> 00:45:53,070 - Sorry about your window. - Have a good night! 802 00:45:53,070 --> 00:45:55,370 But you're welcome for not getting robbed! 803 00:45:55,370 --> 00:45:58,700 MAN: Come on! Let's get outta here. 804 00:45:58,710 --> 00:46:00,170 Hey. 805 00:46:00,170 --> 00:46:02,040 - To fighting bad guys. [CHUCKLES] - Yeah. 806 00:46:03,780 --> 00:46:05,080 FREDDY: Bleh! 807 00:46:05,710 --> 00:46:06,980 Ugh! 808 00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:08,610 That tastes like actual vomit. 809 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:10,280 - [BELL DINGS] - [SHAZAM CHUCKLING] 810 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,550 Hey, do you know habanero jerky, 811 00:46:12,550 --> 00:46:15,650 if you eat enough of it, it can burn a hole in your stomach? 812 00:46:15,660 --> 00:46:16,820 Worth it. 813 00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:18,190 Yeah. Probably not you, though. 814 00:46:18,190 --> 00:46:19,760 You've probably got stomach superpowers. 815 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,160 Probably. Oh, hey. 816 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,530 What's up? I'm a superhero. 817 00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,100 Yeah, his name is, uh, 818 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:25,600 Captain Sparklefingers. 819 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,700 No, it's not. No, it's not! That's not my name. 820 00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:30,270 Hey, we should hang out. We're, like, the same age. 821 00:46:30,270 --> 00:46:32,000 - Oh, okay. I'm out. - [SIREN WAILS] 822 00:46:32,010 --> 00:46:33,380 Hey, wait up! 823 00:46:39,610 --> 00:46:42,110 SHAZAM: I mean, it's a pretty sick view. 824 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,590 I totally get why Rocky was training so hard to get up here. 825 00:46:47,650 --> 00:46:50,320 You know, I like you like this. This is so cool. 826 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,060 I mean, no offense, 827 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:58,030 but, like, at first you were kinda like the opposite of how Darla is. 828 00:46:58,030 --> 00:46:59,360 [YAWNS] 829 00:46:59,370 --> 00:47:00,300 A dick? 830 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:02,800 [YAWNS] Your words. Not mine. 831 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,340 But yeah. 832 00:47:05,570 --> 00:47:07,310 All right, well, I feel like every criminal 833 00:47:07,310 --> 00:47:09,570 is either on drugs or asleep by now. 834 00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:11,010 Wanna head home? 835 00:47:11,950 --> 00:47:13,410 Looking like this? 836 00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:14,680 Well, yeah, 837 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,750 I mean, usually, we'd have a lair to go back to, 838 00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:19,620 but that's long-term. 839 00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:22,420 Right now, we have a bunk bed. [LAUGHS] 840 00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:26,390 [CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING] 841 00:47:26,390 --> 00:47:29,030 Just scares me thinking of him out there all alone. 842 00:47:29,030 --> 00:47:32,160 This is what he does, Rosa. 843 00:47:32,170 --> 00:47:34,400 Difference is, when they find him, 844 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,840 we'll be the first to take him back. 845 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,310 With open arms. 846 00:47:39,470 --> 00:47:41,140 [LAUGHS] 847 00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:43,710 Didn't even make it two days. Not even two days. 848 00:47:43,710 --> 00:47:46,740 Baby, we did our fair share of running off back when. 849 00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:48,510 At least I did. 850 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,920 - Yeah. - Even Mary did it. 851 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,350 Hmm? Twice. 852 00:47:54,190 --> 00:47:56,150 That second time she ran off, 853 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,560 you said something to me I'll never forget. 854 00:47:59,030 --> 00:48:00,360 You said, 855 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,760 "It's not a home until you call it a home. 856 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,530 It's something you choose." 857 00:48:07,270 --> 00:48:10,700 All we can do is give him a place full of love. 858 00:48:10,710 --> 00:48:14,310 Whether he chooses to call it a home, that's up to him. 859 00:48:16,010 --> 00:48:17,680 Yeah. 860 00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:20,910 You gonna help me with this tree? 861 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,350 [ROSA LAUGHS TEARFULLY] 862 00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:24,190 - ROSA: This tree's so sad. - [STAIR CREAKS] 863 00:48:26,090 --> 00:48:27,490 Hello? 864 00:48:27,490 --> 00:48:29,590 FREDDY: Got lost finding the bathroom. 865 00:48:29,590 --> 00:48:31,460 Oh, okay, Freddy, sweetie. Good night. 866 00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:32,960 - FREDDY: Good night. - SHAZAM: Night. 867 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,100 [SHAZAM EXCLAIMS SOFTLY] 868 00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:36,730 Freddy, who is that? 869 00:48:36,730 --> 00:48:39,230 It's Billy. He's just really tired and he has laryngitis. 870 00:48:39,230 --> 00:48:40,400 What? Laryngitis! 871 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,200 I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding. 872 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,000 He's really, really tired, and he wants to go to beddy-bye. 873 00:48:44,010 --> 00:48:45,510 - Beddy-bye? Who says beddy-bye? - Just hide, hide. 874 00:48:45,510 --> 00:48:48,140 Billy, you're back. Let us see you. 875 00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:50,410 We've been so worried about you. 876 00:48:50,410 --> 00:48:52,240 I told you this was a bad idea! 877 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,950 - [SWITCH CLICKS] - DARLA: Freddy? 878 00:48:53,950 --> 00:48:55,350 [SHAZAM GASPING] 879 00:48:55,350 --> 00:48:57,030 ROSA: Freddy, what happened to the stairs? 880 00:48:57,150 --> 00:48:58,720 [MUFFLED] Mmm! 881 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:00,220 Hey! Covering her mouth like you're gonna kidnap her 882 00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:01,780 is not gonna make her less scared, okay? 883 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,220 Darla, it's me. It's Billy. I know I don't look like me. 884 00:49:06,230 --> 00:49:07,390 A wizard made me look like this. 885 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,660 Maybe don't start with "wizard." 886 00:49:08,660 --> 00:49:10,730 It's just gonna make her more confused. 887 00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:13,290 Some old guy brought me to a temple and he made me say, "Shazam." 888 00:49:14,870 --> 00:49:16,540 Rosa! 889 00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:18,740 FREDDY: Verbally triggered body-manipulation properties! 890 00:49:18,740 --> 00:49:20,340 You can switch by saying, "Shazam." 891 00:49:23,110 --> 00:49:25,680 Baby, was that you? Are you okay? 892 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,010 Uh... 893 00:49:27,010 --> 00:49:29,310 I was screwing in a bulb. 894 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,380 Listen to me, Darla. You cannot tell anybody about this, all right? 895 00:49:32,390 --> 00:49:34,520 But it's Billy. He's a hero. 896 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,050 Yeah, but if a supervillain finds out that he's a hero, 897 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:37,620 that endangers us, okay? 898 00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:40,560 A hero's loved ones are the perfect bad guy target. 899 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,190 I mean, is she even good at keeping secrets? 900 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,930 - Moderate. - No. 901 00:49:43,930 --> 00:49:44,960 Oh, God. 902 00:49:44,970 --> 00:49:46,670 Okay, listen, D, 903 00:49:46,670 --> 00:49:48,970 you cannot tell a single soul about this, all right? Please? 904 00:49:48,970 --> 00:49:51,670 Why? What if it's people we trust? 905 00:49:52,870 --> 00:49:54,510 [BILLY SIGHS] 906 00:49:54,510 --> 00:49:56,570 Because good sisters don't tell secrets. 907 00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:59,240 - I'm a good sister. - FREDDY: Yeah, you are. 908 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:00,850 You know what'd make you an even better sister? 909 00:50:00,850 --> 00:50:02,220 Is if you fixed the doorknob for us, okay? 910 00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:03,480 Yeah. 911 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,320 - Sweet dreams. - Sweet dreams. Bye. 912 00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,840 - See you in the morning. - Good night. 913 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,320 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 914 00:50:12,330 --> 00:50:14,230 Hello, sir. How may I help you? 915 00:50:14,230 --> 00:50:16,560 Hi. Sir? 916 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,830 Sir, you can't go in there. Excuse me! 917 00:50:18,830 --> 00:50:21,230 - You cannot go in there! - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 918 00:50:21,230 --> 00:50:22,540 [CHATTERING STOPS] 919 00:50:24,140 --> 00:50:25,240 [SIGHS] 920 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:26,510 Sorry I'm late. 921 00:50:26,510 --> 00:50:28,870 Thad, this is for board members only. 922 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,380 I'm aware of that, Father. 923 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,050 [BEEPS] 924 00:50:34,050 --> 00:50:38,950 Now, that night in the car. 925 00:50:38,950 --> 00:50:43,220 I swore to you I saw something, but you never believed me. 926 00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:46,860 So much easier to blame me, wasn't it? 927 00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:49,560 And say that if I hadn't screamed that night, 928 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,300 you'd still have your legs. 929 00:50:52,230 --> 00:50:54,670 Well, now I have proof. 930 00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:58,840 That's enough, Thad. 931 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,780 Dear Sid, you think? 932 00:51:02,780 --> 00:51:06,950 You know, even before the accident, you belittled me. 933 00:51:06,950 --> 00:51:10,150 Don't make me throw you outta here, Thad. 934 00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:12,380 You don't need to make a scene. 935 00:51:12,390 --> 00:51:14,020 Oh, brother, 936 00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:16,560 the scene has only just begun. 937 00:51:19,790 --> 00:51:21,830 Ask that if you can throw me out. 938 00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:22,860 What? 939 00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:24,230 Ask the ball if you're man enough 940 00:51:24,230 --> 00:51:25,630 to throw me out of this room. 941 00:51:27,070 --> 00:51:28,370 [LAUGHING NERVOUSLY] 942 00:51:29,970 --> 00:51:31,510 Let me spoil it for you. 943 00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:35,940 - [DR. SIVANA GRUNTS] - [SCREAMING] 944 00:51:35,940 --> 00:51:37,910 [BOARD MEMBERS GASPING] 945 00:51:39,850 --> 00:51:43,320 Outlook not so good. 946 00:51:45,090 --> 00:51:49,790 I've come here during the season of giving to give you... 947 00:51:53,430 --> 00:51:55,360 what you deserve. 948 00:52:01,630 --> 00:52:04,070 [PANICKED CHATTERING] 949 00:52:04,070 --> 00:52:06,610 - [SEVEN DEADLY SINS SNARLING] - [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 950 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:09,810 - MAN: Run! - [SCREAMING] 951 00:52:14,350 --> 00:52:16,420 [SNARLING] 952 00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:20,020 [YELPS] 953 00:52:21,390 --> 00:52:22,490 [ROARS] 954 00:52:22,490 --> 00:52:23,990 [ALL SCREAMING] 955 00:52:28,860 --> 00:52:29,860 [SNARLS] 956 00:52:32,930 --> 00:52:34,570 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 957 00:52:48,550 --> 00:52:50,380 - [MAN SCREAMS] - [RECEPTIONIST EXCLAIMS] 958 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,480 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 959 00:52:52,490 --> 00:52:54,850 RECEPTIONIST: Oh, my God! No! 960 00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:57,320 No! No! [SCREAMS] 961 00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,330 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 962 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,830 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 963 00:53:04,830 --> 00:53:07,000 - [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] - [YELPS] 964 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,540 [MR. SIVANA WHIMPERING] 965 00:53:12,270 --> 00:53:13,810 Help! 966 00:53:13,810 --> 00:53:15,670 Somebody! 967 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,080 Help me! 968 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,580 You can't go crying to other people all the time. 969 00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:26,050 What sin best befits you, Father? Hmm? 970 00:53:26,050 --> 00:53:27,720 I'll give you anything. 971 00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:29,720 Money. 972 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:31,590 The company. You want the company? 973 00:53:32,130 --> 00:53:33,490 There it is. 974 00:53:35,130 --> 00:53:36,960 Greed. 975 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,530 Do you honestly think 976 00:53:39,530 --> 00:53:43,640 all this material you've accumulated 977 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,040 amounts to actual power? 978 00:53:49,510 --> 00:53:52,510 This is power. 979 00:53:54,050 --> 00:53:55,750 More than you ever had. 980 00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:58,550 More than anyone has. 981 00:53:59,550 --> 00:54:03,220 There is one more powerful. 982 00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:07,390 The wizard found his champion. 983 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:13,360 Kill the champion before he learns his true potential, 984 00:54:13,370 --> 00:54:16,530 or he will defeat you. 985 00:54:16,540 --> 00:54:18,640 Show me where to find him. 986 00:54:33,450 --> 00:54:35,020 Oh, Greed, 987 00:54:36,590 --> 00:54:38,060 you can have him. 988 00:54:39,230 --> 00:54:40,360 No. 989 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,560 - [SNARLING] - No. Oh, no! 990 00:54:45,030 --> 00:54:47,900 No! No! No! 991 00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:49,000 [GROWLS] 992 00:55:04,450 --> 00:55:06,280 [ELEVATOR BEEPING] 993 00:55:06,290 --> 00:55:09,820 NARRATOR: [ON VIDEO] Family is more than just a word. 994 00:55:09,820 --> 00:55:14,030 At Sivana Industries, our focus is family. 995 00:55:14,530 --> 00:55:15,830 [STATIC] 996 00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:25,440 [TRUCK LOCK BEEPS] 997 00:55:33,110 --> 00:55:34,180 [WHOOSHING] 998 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,120 BRETT: Uh, Burke. 999 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,090 Where's the truck? 1000 00:55:46,690 --> 00:55:48,460 [TRUCK LOCK BEEPING] 1001 00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:54,170 I can hear it. 1002 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,570 [STUDENTS EXCLAIMING] 1003 00:56:00,570 --> 00:56:02,110 [TRUCK ALARM BEEPING] 1004 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,210 BRETT: Oh, my God! 1005 00:56:06,210 --> 00:56:07,710 My truck! 1006 00:56:07,710 --> 00:56:09,480 - My truck! - Are you kidding? 1007 00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:12,490 You know, guys, 1008 00:56:12,490 --> 00:56:14,520 I don't think that's gonna buff out. 1009 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,460 Hey. 1010 00:56:24,460 --> 00:56:26,670 Making the crippled kid do the dirty work. Wow! 1011 00:56:26,670 --> 00:56:28,730 I'm a better lookout. I can play innocent. 1012 00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:31,040 And I can't? 1013 00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,870 Your face gives off a very strong vibe 1014 00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:34,770 of someone who's hatching schemes. 1015 00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:37,380 - My face? This face? - Yeah. Yeah. 1016 00:56:37,380 --> 00:56:38,580 Okay. 1017 00:56:44,350 --> 00:56:46,480 You boys got a hall pass? 1018 00:56:46,490 --> 00:56:48,960 Oh, us? Yeah. Always. 1019 00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:50,860 You! 1020 00:56:53,130 --> 00:56:55,190 You look like you're up to something. 1021 00:56:55,190 --> 00:56:56,560 Me? Up to something? 1022 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,660 No. Never am I up to something. 1023 00:56:58,670 --> 00:57:01,870 Our dad's picking us up. He got held up at the... 1024 00:57:01,870 --> 00:57:03,800 The business office. 1025 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,640 The business office, huh? 1026 00:57:06,210 --> 00:57:07,370 Sure, kid. 1027 00:57:07,370 --> 00:57:09,310 Look, parents or guardians 1028 00:57:09,310 --> 00:57:12,910 must appear physically to check out students. 1029 00:57:13,510 --> 00:57:14,950 Gotcha. 1030 00:57:14,950 --> 00:57:16,950 Okay, well, you hear that, Dad? 1031 00:57:16,950 --> 00:57:18,350 - Hey! - BILLY: Shazam! 1032 00:57:18,350 --> 00:57:20,250 - [LIGHTNING CRASHES] - Well, hey there, son, 1033 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:22,120 and hey there, other son that I also have 1034 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,190 that's related to that son I just passed in the hallway. 1035 00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:28,900 I'm so sorry I'm late. I got held up at the business office, 1036 00:57:29,730 --> 00:57:31,330 doing all the work stuff. 1037 00:57:31,330 --> 00:57:35,070 This is the security guard all the kids admire so much. 1038 00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:36,430 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 1039 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:37,970 Actually, that's the other one. This one sucks. 1040 00:57:37,970 --> 00:57:40,040 [CLEARS THROAT] That's not funny. 1041 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,170 I'm gonna talk to him about that. I apologize. 1042 00:57:43,180 --> 00:57:44,880 Anyway, this is me appearing physically 1043 00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,710 to check my sons out of school. 1044 00:57:46,710 --> 00:57:50,820 So, thank you so much for keeping 'em safe, Detective Moron. 1045 00:57:52,690 --> 00:57:53,650 [DOOR CLOSES] 1046 00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:55,850 It's Moran. 1047 00:57:55,860 --> 00:57:57,760 - FREDDY: You ready? - SHAZAM: Algebra! 1048 00:57:58,690 --> 00:58:00,190 SHAZAM: Science! 1049 00:58:01,030 --> 00:58:02,560 English! 1050 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,900 [WHOOPING] 1051 00:58:04,460 --> 00:58:05,760 Health! 1052 00:58:05,770 --> 00:58:07,600 [CONTINUES WHOOPING] 1053 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:10,770 [BEEPS] 1054 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,810 Oh. Oh. 1055 00:58:20,410 --> 00:58:21,620 [GRUNTS] 1056 00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:24,850 [LAUGHING] 1057 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:29,990 [LAUGHS] 1058 00:58:37,330 --> 00:58:38,530 [YELPING] 1059 00:58:38,530 --> 00:58:39,890 - [GROANS] - FREDDY: Are you okay? 1060 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,800 [FREDDY GRUNTS] 1061 00:58:44,970 --> 00:58:46,270 [GRUNTS] 1062 00:58:46,270 --> 00:58:48,240 [EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS] 1063 00:58:55,510 --> 00:58:56,750 [EXCLAIMS] 1064 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,530 [GASPING] 1065 00:59:17,540 --> 00:59:19,310 I'm sorry! [SCREAMS] 1066 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,160 More powerful than a locomotive. 1067 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,500 Locomotive. What are you? An old prospector? 1068 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:50,070 Can leap tall buildings in a single bound. 1069 00:59:53,970 --> 00:59:55,140 FREDDY: Single bound. 1070 00:59:56,380 --> 00:59:57,680 [GRUNTS] 1071 00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,410 - [PEOPLE SCREAMING] - SHAZAM: Oh! 1072 00:59:59,410 --> 01:00:00,610 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! 1073 01:00:00,610 --> 01:00:01,780 I'm sorry, people. Hi. 1074 01:00:01,780 --> 01:00:02,980 - Your phone's charged. - Wow! 1075 01:00:02,980 --> 01:00:04,750 Your phone's charged. 1076 01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:06,750 Your phone's charged. 1077 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:09,290 You really need like a mic drop catchphrase after you do some cool shit. 1078 01:00:09,290 --> 01:00:10,860 I've been thinking about that. 1079 01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:12,660 What about this? 1080 01:00:12,660 --> 01:00:14,860 "That's why you don't mess with electricity." [MIMICS MIC DROP] 1081 01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:16,990 Catchphrases obviously aren't one of your superpowers. 1082 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,600 And your phone's charged. 1083 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,370 - Well, you think you can do better? - What the hell? 1084 01:00:21,370 --> 01:00:23,440 Let there be light. 1085 01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:25,740 [SHAZAM GRUNTING] 1086 01:00:26,770 --> 01:00:29,010 Yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby, okay. 1087 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,110 [STOMACH GRUMBLES] 1088 01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:35,580 How do I... Never mind. 1089 01:00:35,580 --> 01:00:36,780 Shazam! 1090 01:00:37,850 --> 01:00:39,220 [SCREAMING] 1091 01:00:39,220 --> 01:00:40,450 [TOILET FLUSHES] 1092 01:00:40,450 --> 01:00:41,520 BILLY: Shazam! 1093 01:00:50,530 --> 01:00:52,300 FREDDY: What'd you see? What'd you see? Were there boobies? 1094 01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:54,530 You see nipples? Why aren't you talking? 1095 01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:57,540 We're gonna need more money. 1096 01:00:57,540 --> 01:00:58,900 Why? You were in there for, like, five minutes. 1097 01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:00,410 Dude, they were very convincing! 1098 01:01:05,710 --> 01:01:06,910 Oh, get it, get it! 1099 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,280 Go, go, go! 1100 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,890 [SHAZAM WHOOPING] 1101 01:01:15,620 --> 01:01:16,890 FREDDY: No! 1102 01:01:17,420 --> 01:01:18,890 Stop! No! 1103 01:01:18,890 --> 01:01:20,130 - I'm not even looking! - Stop! 1104 01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:22,290 - I'm not even looking! Oh! - Stop! 1105 01:01:22,300 --> 01:01:24,400 - Why? - Oh, and done! 1106 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:25,930 Finished him. 1107 01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,340 A lair. 1108 01:01:31,340 --> 01:01:32,400 Yes. 1109 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,070 And obviously, we're gonna have to 1110 01:01:34,070 --> 01:01:35,720 - be making this purchase anonymously. - Mmm. 1111 01:01:35,740 --> 01:01:37,140 Obviously. 1112 01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:39,910 And, um, if you have a location on a cliff. 1113 01:01:39,910 --> 01:01:41,650 Like a castle-esque type thing. 1114 01:01:41,650 --> 01:01:43,280 - Overlooking some water. - FREDDY: Overlooking some water, 1115 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,350 seas, below it. Rough, you know... 1116 01:01:45,350 --> 01:01:46,850 Like a waterfall, 1117 01:01:46,850 --> 01:01:48,890 - so you can drive into... - Waterfall, yeah. If you... Yeah. 1118 01:01:48,890 --> 01:01:51,520 Look, Maximum Voltage, is it? 1119 01:01:51,530 --> 01:01:53,460 You can call me Max. 1120 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:55,560 Look, Max, why don't you just start with 1121 01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,090 how many bedrooms you're looking for? 1122 01:01:57,100 --> 01:01:58,500 - One! - Seven. 1123 01:01:58,500 --> 01:01:59,600 - One? - Seven? 1124 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,240 What, am I running a foster home now? 1125 01:02:07,540 --> 01:02:08,910 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 1126 01:02:12,850 --> 01:02:15,380 GIRL: Have you seen the one where he throws the football into space? 1127 01:02:15,380 --> 01:02:16,850 BOY: So dope. 1128 01:02:16,850 --> 01:02:18,350 Hey, you guys gotta wonder who's filming those, right? 1129 01:02:18,350 --> 01:02:20,750 I mean, that's bravery in and of itself. 1130 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:22,150 I mean, is it, though? 1131 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,490 Yeah. I'd actually argue maybe even more brave. 1132 01:02:24,490 --> 01:02:25,660 BILLY: Holding a camera? 1133 01:02:25,660 --> 01:02:28,560 [SCOFFS] Staring in the face of danger. 1134 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,060 Like some weirdo fanboy. 1135 01:02:31,570 --> 01:02:32,800 Hey, Freeman. 1136 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,600 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 1137 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,670 What, is your bestie gonna hit us with a wheelchair this time? 1138 01:02:37,670 --> 01:02:39,300 No, maybe not him, but I have another best friend 1139 01:02:39,310 --> 01:02:41,190 who might hunt you down and destroy both of you. 1140 01:02:41,910 --> 01:02:43,740 Okay, Freddy. 1141 01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:46,340 You may have heard of him. [STUTTERING] The Human Power Storm. 1142 01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:48,810 Frequency Flinger. Sir Zaps-A-Lot. 1143 01:02:48,820 --> 01:02:50,680 Yeah. He's a man of many names. 1144 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:51,880 BURKE: You know the Red Cyclone? 1145 01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:54,550 You? [SCOFFS] My ass you do. 1146 01:02:54,550 --> 01:02:56,490 Oh, we're a lot closer than you think. 1147 01:02:56,490 --> 01:02:58,720 Maybe even at this very moment. 1148 01:02:58,730 --> 01:03:00,360 Prove it. 1149 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,890 I will, tomorrow. Tomorrow he's gonna come to lunch. 1150 01:03:02,900 --> 01:03:04,760 Right, right, Billy? 1151 01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,030 Oh, yeah, and then Superman's gonna be bringing us dessert, right? 1152 01:03:07,030 --> 01:03:08,640 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 1153 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,100 Tomorrow at lunch. You'll see. 1154 01:03:12,110 --> 01:03:15,410 And when he doesn't show, then we'll kick your ass. 1155 01:03:17,740 --> 01:03:21,850 So, wait, my identity's a secret so no one I know can get hurt. 1156 01:03:21,850 --> 01:03:24,780 Except when it makes you look cool, then it's all good. 1157 01:03:24,780 --> 01:03:26,420 Billy, it's not like they're supervillains. 1158 01:03:26,420 --> 01:03:28,490 They're just super douchebags. 1159 01:03:28,490 --> 01:03:31,020 So, you're breaking your own rule? 1160 01:03:31,020 --> 01:03:32,690 Got it. 1161 01:03:32,690 --> 01:03:36,530 [SCOFFS] This thing is as much as mine as it is yours. 1162 01:03:36,530 --> 01:03:39,260 Starting to think you think it's all your thing. 1163 01:03:39,270 --> 01:03:41,570 Billy, you're still gonna do it, though, right? 1164 01:03:41,570 --> 01:03:43,970 - I mean, what would a good brother do? - [DOOR SLAMS] 1165 01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:47,040 VICTOR: All hands on deck. 1166 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:53,310 Thank you for this family. Thank you for this day. 1167 01:03:53,310 --> 01:03:57,020 Thank you for this food. Sorry Billy's hand's on vacay. 1168 01:04:00,690 --> 01:04:03,860 Big news in Philly. Got a costumed hero. 1169 01:04:03,860 --> 01:04:05,090 He's doing good. 1170 01:04:05,090 --> 01:04:07,130 EUGENE: Yeah, but is he, though? 1171 01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:10,090 Ooh! Controversy. Into it. 1172 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:13,460 Share with us your perspective, Eugene. 1173 01:04:13,470 --> 01:04:16,430 Just saying, he's what? Charging people's phones? 1174 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,570 So what? I can charge a phone with a plug. 1175 01:04:19,570 --> 01:04:20,570 VICTOR: Preach. 1176 01:04:21,210 --> 01:04:24,070 Pedro, any thoughts? 1177 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,110 - Costume's stupid. - [ALL LAUGHING] 1178 01:04:26,110 --> 01:04:27,840 - Yeah. - VICTOR: Okay. 1179 01:04:27,850 --> 01:04:29,480 Big white cape like he's getting married or something. 1180 01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:31,950 What if he didn't get to pick his costume? 1181 01:04:31,950 --> 01:04:34,150 Ever think about that? 1182 01:04:34,150 --> 01:04:35,890 You're a specialist, Freddy. What do you think? 1183 01:04:35,890 --> 01:04:40,160 Yeah, Freddy, let's manage to see the positive. 1184 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,160 Okay, well, I think it looks like 1185 01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:44,430 he doesn't have gratitude for what he's been given. 1186 01:04:44,430 --> 01:04:46,970 VICTOR: Very specific. All right. 1187 01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:48,370 Maybe to the superhero, 1188 01:04:48,370 --> 01:04:50,030 gratitude doesn't mean having to be clingy. 1189 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,400 Clingy? Wow, interesting take. 1190 01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:52,700 BILLY: You know, maybe sometimes 1191 01:04:52,710 --> 01:04:55,670 a superhero just wants a little me time. 1192 01:04:55,670 --> 01:04:57,810 You know, me time could also be construed 1193 01:04:57,810 --> 01:04:59,080 as pushing away his family. 1194 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,880 Family. Is that what they are now? 1195 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,010 FREDDY: It's a classic symptom of "Superhero Syndrome." 1196 01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:06,720 Coined by German psychologist Heinrich Von German-something, 1197 01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:10,120 where superpowers become an all-consuming narcotic. 1198 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,320 [SPOON CLATTERS] 1199 01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,360 Son, we're still eating dinner. 1200 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,230 What he needs is a sidekick. 1201 01:05:15,230 --> 01:05:17,800 Name one cool sidekick. 1202 01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,200 Darla, why are you so quiet over there, baby? 1203 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,330 You're never at a loss for words. 1204 01:05:22,340 --> 01:05:24,200 [MOUTH FULL] I'm eating. 1205 01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,370 - [BELL RINGING] - [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 1206 01:05:34,650 --> 01:05:36,650 BILLY: Why am I still doing this? 1207 01:05:36,650 --> 01:05:39,250 [SIGHS] Well, you can't skip every day. 1208 01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,350 Not at your age. 1209 01:05:41,350 --> 01:05:43,720 But I'm not your age anymore. 1210 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,020 But I can go with you. 1211 01:05:45,030 --> 01:05:47,530 We just gotta trick the guard out, you know? 1212 01:05:47,530 --> 01:05:49,490 Billy, where are you going? [STUTTERS] 1213 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:51,030 You're still gonna have lunch with me, right? 1214 01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:52,660 Billy! 1215 01:05:52,670 --> 01:05:57,030 Sir Zaps-A-Lot's still gonna eat in the cafeteria, right? 1216 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,240 - [BELL RINGING] - [GRUMBLING] 1217 01:06:02,940 --> 01:06:04,450 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 1218 01:06:05,780 --> 01:06:07,340 All right. 1219 01:06:07,350 --> 01:06:09,080 Did you check it to... 1220 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:12,920 People typically give me a little money, you know... 1221 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,490 You're a sweet couple. You guys have a good day. 1222 01:06:17,020 --> 01:06:18,390 [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 1223 01:06:25,130 --> 01:06:27,360 - [YELPS AND GASPS] - Ooh! 1224 01:06:27,370 --> 01:06:30,230 - Oh, my God. - Mary, are you okay? 1225 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,540 How do you know my name? 1226 01:06:31,540 --> 01:06:34,370 Uh... How do I know your name? Uh... 1227 01:06:34,370 --> 01:06:37,170 One of my superpowers is name guessing. 1228 01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:38,980 Which is really weird, I bet. 1229 01:06:38,980 --> 01:06:41,680 Uh, it's not as cool as super-strength or super-speed, 1230 01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,680 but it's really helpful when I meet new people. 1231 01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:45,950 Are you hurt? 1232 01:06:45,950 --> 01:06:49,860 [VOICE BREAKING] No, I'm okay. Thank you. Um... 1233 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:51,620 [SIGHS SHAKILY] 1234 01:06:51,630 --> 01:06:54,260 I just need a second to think. 1235 01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:56,560 This has been such a weird day. 1236 01:06:56,560 --> 01:07:00,060 Um, using my powers of super-observation, 1237 01:07:00,070 --> 01:07:02,700 I see that you're holding a letter from a college 1238 01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:03,870 in your hand. 1239 01:07:03,870 --> 01:07:06,540 Are you upset because you didn't get in? 1240 01:07:09,980 --> 01:07:11,150 I got in. 1241 01:07:13,450 --> 01:07:15,980 [STAMMERS] Well, now my superpowers are failing me 1242 01:07:15,980 --> 01:07:17,750 and I am very confused. 1243 01:07:18,820 --> 01:07:21,420 Yeah. Me, too. 1244 01:07:21,420 --> 01:07:23,420 I don't know. I know I should be excited 1245 01:07:23,420 --> 01:07:26,390 'cause this is my dream and I've worked really, really hard for this, 1246 01:07:27,090 --> 01:07:28,400 but it's like... 1247 01:07:30,730 --> 01:07:33,400 I don't know. Leaving my family does not feel fun, you know? 1248 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:36,530 [STAMMERS] Could I give you a little piece of advice? 1249 01:07:36,540 --> 01:07:38,440 Don't be worried about everybody else. 1250 01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,370 Always look out for number one. 1251 01:07:40,370 --> 01:07:41,770 Gandhi said that. 1252 01:07:41,780 --> 01:07:43,710 - I don't think he said that. - Yeah, he did. 1253 01:07:43,710 --> 01:07:45,180 - Gandhi did not say... - Somebody like Gandhi said that. 1254 01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:46,640 "Take care of number one." 1255 01:07:46,650 --> 01:07:48,280 It was a really wise... It might've been Yoda. 1256 01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:49,950 - Listen. - I'm sorry, no. 1257 01:07:49,950 --> 01:07:52,520 Agree to disagree. The point is, you do you, you know? 1258 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:54,020 You gotta look out for you. 1259 01:07:54,020 --> 01:07:56,290 And get as far away from this place as you can. 1260 01:07:58,420 --> 01:07:59,890 I don't know if I want to. 1261 01:07:59,890 --> 01:08:01,730 Of course you do. What're you gonna do? 1262 01:08:01,730 --> 01:08:03,970 You gonna live in a group home for the rest of your life? 1263 01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:06,930 Look, families are for people 1264 01:08:06,930 --> 01:08:09,370 who can't take care of themselves, okay? So... 1265 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:12,400 And you can take care of yourself. 1266 01:08:12,410 --> 01:08:14,780 [STAMMERING] Also, look both ways when you cross the street. 1267 01:08:19,610 --> 01:08:21,780 I'll just call him. I'll just make sure. 1268 01:08:21,780 --> 01:08:24,480 - [INDISTINCT MURMURING] - [WHIMPERS SOFTLY] 1269 01:08:25,220 --> 01:08:26,550 It's ringing. 1270 01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,660 Red Cyclone, hey! Hey, what's going on? 1271 01:08:31,660 --> 01:08:33,360 Oh, that's crazy! Yeah, it's Freddy, by the way. 1272 01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:36,060 Yeah, it's crazy! Great story. 1273 01:08:36,060 --> 01:08:37,130 [SCOFFS] 1274 01:08:37,130 --> 01:08:38,800 He's not talking to anyone. 1275 01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:40,730 - [ALL LAUGHING] - I was! 1276 01:08:40,730 --> 01:08:43,500 I was! We're friends. I know him, I do! 1277 01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:45,740 I know him! I know him! Uh, yeah. 1278 01:08:45,740 --> 01:08:46,740 [BURKE LAUGHING] 1279 01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:50,580 Shit. 1280 01:08:51,440 --> 01:08:52,910 [BIRDS SQUAWKING] 1281 01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:56,110 SHAZAM: Come on now. 1282 01:08:56,110 --> 01:08:59,350 ♪ Hands! Lightning with my hands! ♪ 1283 01:08:59,350 --> 01:09:01,490 ♪ Lightning with my hands! ♪ 1284 01:09:01,490 --> 01:09:03,720 ♪ Lightning with my hands! ♪ 1285 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,420 Hey. Hey. 1286 01:09:05,430 --> 01:09:07,390 Hey, young man! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1287 01:09:07,390 --> 01:09:09,530 What are you doing? I'm in the middle of a show right now. 1288 01:09:09,530 --> 01:09:11,230 How can I help you? 1289 01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:13,930 I just wanted to say thank you for showing up to lunch today. 1290 01:09:13,930 --> 01:09:16,970 Yeah, I got a little something called a, uh, suitcase wedgie, right? 1291 01:09:16,970 --> 01:09:18,740 I don't know if you've ever heard of it, 1292 01:09:18,740 --> 01:09:21,040 but it's when someone grabs your underwear like that 1293 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:24,080 and holds you like a suitcase, walks you down the hallway. 1294 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,810 And this was my underwear. 1295 01:09:26,810 --> 01:09:27,980 [CROWD MURMURING] 1296 01:09:29,150 --> 01:09:30,650 Gross. 1297 01:09:30,650 --> 01:09:32,080 You said you'd come. 1298 01:09:32,090 --> 01:09:34,290 You said I would come! I never said I was... 1299 01:09:34,290 --> 01:09:35,690 I'm a superhero, dude! 1300 01:09:35,690 --> 01:09:37,520 Well, you're acting real heroic. 1301 01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,060 How much people paying you today? 1302 01:09:39,060 --> 01:09:42,230 Listen, I have serious responsibilities now, okay? 1303 01:09:42,230 --> 01:09:44,790 But that's cool because I can carry that burden with my... 1304 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:47,700 ♪ Hands! Lightning with my hands! ♪ 1305 01:09:48,530 --> 01:09:50,430 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1306 01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:51,600 [PASSENGERS SCREAMING] 1307 01:09:54,570 --> 01:09:55,810 [CAR HORN BLARES] 1308 01:10:00,850 --> 01:10:02,580 [PASSENGERS CONTINUE SCREAMING] 1309 01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:06,950 [PEOPLE GASPING] 1310 01:10:06,950 --> 01:10:08,420 MAN: Oh, man! 1311 01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:14,900 Holy moly. 1312 01:10:15,530 --> 01:10:17,430 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1313 01:10:17,430 --> 01:10:20,260 Don't move! Nobody move! 1314 01:10:20,270 --> 01:10:21,770 [PASSENGERS SCREAMING] 1315 01:10:28,410 --> 01:10:29,670 Oh, no, no! 1316 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:33,480 Oh, no, no, no! Stay, stay! Stay! 1317 01:10:34,850 --> 01:10:35,850 [MAN YELPING] 1318 01:10:37,850 --> 01:10:38,850 [GRUNTING] 1319 01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:40,890 [SCREAMING] 1320 01:10:41,850 --> 01:10:43,320 Oh! 1321 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:44,820 Oh, that looked like it hurt. 1322 01:10:44,820 --> 01:10:47,590 It's him! It's that superhero guy! 1323 01:10:47,590 --> 01:10:50,530 Help us! Save us! 1324 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,000 Come on! 1325 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,600 Come on... Yeah. 1326 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,870 WOMAN: What's he doing? What's going on? 1327 01:11:07,110 --> 01:11:08,720 No way. 1328 01:11:11,450 --> 01:11:12,950 [PASSENGERS SCREAMING] 1329 01:11:14,390 --> 01:11:16,490 [SCREAMING] 1330 01:11:16,490 --> 01:11:19,320 Oh, no, no. Please don't make me do this. 1331 01:11:19,330 --> 01:11:20,690 God, this is the worst idea ever! 1332 01:11:20,690 --> 01:11:22,430 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 1333 01:11:30,940 --> 01:11:32,240 [WHOOPS] 1334 01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:34,270 I did it! I did it! 1335 01:11:34,270 --> 01:11:36,510 I got the bus! I got the bus. 1336 01:11:36,510 --> 01:11:38,340 Nobody move in there. 1337 01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:40,740 Oh, I gotta put this thing down. I gotta put this thing down. 1338 01:11:41,310 --> 01:11:42,980 [GRUNTING] Oh! 1339 01:11:44,220 --> 01:11:45,980 [BREATHING HEAVILY] Oh. 1340 01:11:45,980 --> 01:11:48,150 Oh, no, no, no, no. Doggy, doggy, you have to move. 1341 01:11:48,150 --> 01:11:49,850 Move! Move! Shoo! Shoo! 1342 01:11:49,860 --> 01:11:51,790 Please be a good dog, good dog! 1343 01:11:51,790 --> 01:11:53,390 You're being a bad dog! 1344 01:11:53,390 --> 01:11:55,730 Go! Go! 1345 01:11:55,730 --> 01:11:58,160 Please go. Please move. 1346 01:11:58,170 --> 01:12:00,600 Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 1347 01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,830 Thank you. 1348 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:03,840 [GRUNTS] 1349 01:12:12,310 --> 01:12:14,810 - [SHAZAM SIGHING IN RELIEF] - [PASSENGERS CHATTERING] 1350 01:12:17,950 --> 01:12:20,990 - Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no. - [WOMAN WHOOPS] 1351 01:12:20,990 --> 01:12:23,150 I was in the neighborhood, you know, so I thought... 1352 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,290 BOTH: Thank you! 1353 01:12:24,290 --> 01:12:26,560 It was kind of my fault anyway. 1354 01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:29,090 - [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] - [SIREN WAILS] 1355 01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:32,700 So, it seems Philadelphia has gotten an early Christmas present 1356 01:12:32,700 --> 01:12:36,600 in the form of its very own superhero. 1357 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,370 CAMERAMAN: And we're out. 1358 01:12:38,370 --> 01:12:40,170 - Thank you very much. - Oh, of course, yeah. 1359 01:12:40,170 --> 01:12:43,070 Dude! Dude, dude! Dude, did you see that? 1360 01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:46,410 Yeah. You electrocuted a bus and almost killed these people. 1361 01:12:46,410 --> 01:12:48,610 And then I caught it! 1362 01:12:48,610 --> 01:12:51,750 Freddy, I caught a bus with my bare hands, man! 1363 01:12:51,750 --> 01:12:53,750 I caught a bus like people catch fly balls. 1364 01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:55,320 Like, who does that? I do that! 1365 01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:56,690 Billy! You do nothing. 1366 01:12:56,690 --> 01:13:00,120 You take selfies and make people pay you. 1367 01:13:00,130 --> 01:13:03,630 You know, forget it. I can't really talk to you when you look like this. 1368 01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:05,600 You just wish it was you. 1369 01:13:06,060 --> 01:13:07,500 No shit! 1370 01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:11,470 You think? I would kill to have what you have. 1371 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:13,370 Because everything I do is, like, 1372 01:13:13,370 --> 01:13:16,470 some desperate attempt to get people to notice me. 1373 01:13:16,470 --> 01:13:18,380 To not feel sorry for me. 1374 01:13:18,380 --> 01:13:21,850 I mean, look at me! Look at me. Do you even see me? 1375 01:13:21,850 --> 01:13:26,520 'Cause most people don't. 'Cause they don't want to. 1376 01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:28,720 And now you don't either. 1377 01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:30,850 I mean, you think this is who you are? 1378 01:13:30,860 --> 01:13:32,560 I mean, Billy, you're 14, 1379 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:35,460 and now you're no better than the Breyers. 1380 01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:37,630 All this power, and all you did 1381 01:13:37,630 --> 01:13:39,600 was turn into a show-off and a bully. 1382 01:13:42,430 --> 01:13:43,500 SHAZAM: Whatever, kid! 1383 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:44,940 I do what I want! 1384 01:13:45,670 --> 01:13:46,840 [PEOPLE EXCLAIMING] 1385 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,180 And I'm, like, mid-20s probably! 1386 01:13:49,940 --> 01:13:52,010 Maybe even, like, 30. 1387 01:13:55,420 --> 01:13:56,680 Chosen one. 1388 01:14:00,450 --> 01:14:02,590 The so-called perfect man. 1389 01:14:03,790 --> 01:14:05,160 Pure of heart. 1390 01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,130 Flawless in every way. 1391 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,330 What made you so worthy? 1392 01:14:12,330 --> 01:14:14,700 I'm sorry, can I help... 1393 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,170 Do you want an autograph or something? 1394 01:14:16,170 --> 01:14:17,870 Give me your power. 1395 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,370 Or die. 1396 01:14:21,370 --> 01:14:24,580 Oh, snap! You're, like, a bad guy, right? 1397 01:14:24,580 --> 01:14:28,050 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Before this gets really stupid for you, 1398 01:14:28,050 --> 01:14:30,410 you should know that I'm basically invincible. 1399 01:14:30,420 --> 01:14:31,920 - [GROANING] - [CROWD GASPS] 1400 01:14:37,260 --> 01:14:38,920 [COUGHING] 1401 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,460 The weapons of man draw no blood from our kind. 1402 01:14:41,460 --> 01:14:44,160 - OFFICER: I said, stop right there! - [BOTH GRUNT] 1403 01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,100 The only thing that extinguishes magic... 1404 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:48,400 is magic. 1405 01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:52,170 Time to transfer your power to me. 1406 01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:55,410 - [GROANING] - [SHAZAM WHOOPING] 1407 01:14:55,410 --> 01:14:58,370 Oh, you did not see that one coming, did you, grandpa? 1408 01:14:58,380 --> 01:15:00,380 Them's street rules. 1409 01:15:00,380 --> 01:15:02,050 [SHAZAM GRUNTING] 1410 01:15:09,820 --> 01:15:11,050 Okay, okay, okay. 1411 01:15:11,060 --> 01:15:12,960 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1412 01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:14,990 I never should've punched you in the nuts like that. 1413 01:15:14,990 --> 01:15:16,030 That was totally my bad. 1414 01:15:16,030 --> 01:15:17,530 We can talk about this. 1415 01:15:17,530 --> 01:15:19,000 You grovel like a child. 1416 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,100 That's because I am one. I'm a kid! 1417 01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:22,840 You don't wanna hurt a kid, do you? 1418 01:15:23,470 --> 01:15:25,670 [SHAZAM SCREAMING] 1419 01:15:25,670 --> 01:15:28,810 I believe I can fly! I believe I can fly, I can fly! 1420 01:15:28,810 --> 01:15:30,370 Freddy said if I believe I can fly, then I can fly. 1421 01:15:30,380 --> 01:15:32,540 So I believe! I believe! I believe! 1422 01:15:32,550 --> 01:15:33,510 Okay. 1423 01:15:33,510 --> 01:15:34,650 Superman! 1424 01:15:34,650 --> 01:15:36,910 Superman! What arm is it? 1425 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:38,580 Why am I not flying? 1426 01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:40,190 Please, I don't wanna die! 1427 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:50,130 [GASPING] 1428 01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:58,140 [EXCLAIMING] 1429 01:16:01,110 --> 01:16:02,610 [WHOOPING] 1430 01:16:02,610 --> 01:16:04,440 I'm floating! 1431 01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:05,680 [TRUCK HORN BLARING] 1432 01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:08,350 - [SCREAMING] - [TIRES SCREECHING] 1433 01:16:08,350 --> 01:16:09,780 [SCREAMING] 1434 01:16:09,780 --> 01:16:11,120 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1435 01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:12,920 MAN: What the hell was that? 1436 01:16:16,460 --> 01:16:19,660 [LAUGHING] I can fly! 1437 01:16:19,660 --> 01:16:21,260 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1438 01:16:22,430 --> 01:16:24,330 - [SHAZAM YELPS LOUDLY] - [GLASS SHATTERS] 1439 01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:26,100 Billy? 1440 01:16:27,430 --> 01:16:29,570 Freddy! I need your help! 1441 01:16:29,570 --> 01:16:31,500 You can fly? 1442 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:34,240 - [SHAZAM GRUNTS] - [PANICKED SCREAMING] 1443 01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:40,380 Who's the other guy? 1444 01:16:40,380 --> 01:16:41,780 Santa! 1445 01:16:41,780 --> 01:16:42,920 [LAUGHING] 1446 01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:48,820 So, like, what do you and Mrs. Claus do in the summertime? 1447 01:16:48,820 --> 01:16:51,290 Well, in some ways, 1448 01:16:51,290 --> 01:16:53,390 - Santa is always here for you. - [RUMBLING] 1449 01:16:53,390 --> 01:16:54,430 [PEOPLE GASP] 1450 01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:57,360 [ALL GASP] 1451 01:17:00,230 --> 01:17:01,870 Help Santa! 1452 01:17:01,870 --> 01:17:04,700 Santa needs help! Help! 1453 01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:06,240 Give us a shout if you need us. 1454 01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:08,270 - [SHAZAM SCREAMS] - [WOMEN SCREAM] 1455 01:17:08,270 --> 01:17:09,270 [BOTH GASP] 1456 01:17:09,710 --> 01:17:11,180 [GROANS] 1457 01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:13,940 [COUGHS] 1458 01:17:13,950 --> 01:17:16,470 I'm just gonna chill in here for a little while, if that's okay. 1459 01:17:18,950 --> 01:17:20,680 [GRUNTS] This is crazy. 1460 01:17:20,690 --> 01:17:22,290 This is crazy. You don't have to fight this guy. 1461 01:17:22,290 --> 01:17:24,660 This isn't your job. You can run, right? 1462 01:17:24,660 --> 01:17:26,960 Yes, you can run. Awesome! 1463 01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:30,230 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1464 01:17:32,270 --> 01:17:35,470 - [CHILDREN'S MUSIC PLAYING] - [SHAZAM GRUNTING] 1465 01:17:35,470 --> 01:17:36,870 SHAZAM: Get back! 1466 01:17:36,870 --> 01:17:38,400 Get away! 1467 01:17:40,370 --> 01:17:42,410 - BATMAN TOY: I'm Batman! - Get him, Batman! 1468 01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:46,610 - Oh, sorry. - [BOTH YELP] 1469 01:17:46,610 --> 01:17:47,950 [CONTINUES GRUNTING] 1470 01:17:47,950 --> 01:17:49,420 [CROWD EXCLAIMING] 1471 01:17:55,490 --> 01:17:56,890 [NOTES PLAYING] 1472 01:18:00,130 --> 01:18:03,290 [LOW NOTES PLAYING] 1473 01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:05,130 - [GROANING] - [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1474 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,540 Come on! 1475 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:17,810 [GASPING] 1476 01:18:18,440 --> 01:18:19,580 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 1477 01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:25,490 [SHAZAM EXCLAIMS] 1478 01:18:29,020 --> 01:18:30,190 [GRUNTING] 1479 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:33,330 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1480 01:18:36,260 --> 01:18:37,400 [GASPING] 1481 01:18:39,170 --> 01:18:41,000 [STUTTERING] Shazam! 1482 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,500 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1483 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:45,140 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1484 01:18:48,070 --> 01:18:49,940 [PEOPLE CONTINUE SCREAMING] 1485 01:19:11,130 --> 01:19:12,330 FREDDY: Billy! 1486 01:19:13,670 --> 01:19:14,670 Billy! 1487 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,500 Billy, where are you? 1488 01:19:20,610 --> 01:19:21,610 Billy! 1489 01:19:22,810 --> 01:19:24,070 Where are you, Billy? 1490 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:25,480 [INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION] 1491 01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:30,180 Billy, come on! 1492 01:19:33,090 --> 01:19:35,990 Billy. Where is he? 1493 01:19:35,990 --> 01:19:37,390 Supervillain. 1494 01:19:37,390 --> 01:19:40,290 Supervillain! Supervillain! [WHIMPERS SOFTLY] 1495 01:19:40,990 --> 01:19:43,930 Worse. Much worse. 1496 01:19:43,930 --> 01:19:47,530 Radioactive anthromorph? Psychic energy manipulator? 1497 01:19:47,530 --> 01:19:50,930 I won't let you read my mind. My mind is blank. You can't get in. 1498 01:19:50,940 --> 01:19:53,270 I don't need to read your mind. 1499 01:19:53,270 --> 01:19:54,910 Because you are going to tell me. 1500 01:19:55,910 --> 01:19:57,340 Where is he? 1501 01:20:00,650 --> 01:20:02,080 [HORN HONKING] 1502 01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:06,290 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1503 01:20:09,420 --> 01:20:11,820 Oh, my God, honey, are you okay? 1504 01:20:11,820 --> 01:20:13,660 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 1505 01:20:13,660 --> 01:20:15,590 ROSA: What happened? Are you hurt? 1506 01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:16,560 Come inside. 1507 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:18,800 VICTOR: We need to have a talk. 1508 01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:21,100 ROSA: Just don't be so hard on him, okay? 1509 01:20:27,340 --> 01:20:29,640 Running out on us! Lying! 1510 01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:31,370 Huh? Then I get a call from the school, 1511 01:20:31,380 --> 01:20:33,510 telling me you've been cutting class! 1512 01:20:33,510 --> 01:20:34,840 Getting in fights! 1513 01:20:34,850 --> 01:20:36,480 [VICTOR CONTINUES YELLING] 1514 01:20:37,150 --> 01:20:38,780 [EUGENE SIGHS] 1515 01:20:38,780 --> 01:20:41,050 CHARLIE: [ON TV] Bill, the man saved nine people. 1516 01:20:41,050 --> 01:20:43,020 Whoa! Is that... 1517 01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:44,390 I'm questioning his motive. 1518 01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:47,460 What's Freddy doing with a superhero? 1519 01:20:47,460 --> 01:20:49,000 [NEWSCASTERS CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY] 1520 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:54,230 Or what's a superhero doing with Freddy? 1521 01:20:57,640 --> 01:20:58,940 You remember dinner, 1522 01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:00,970 when Billy and Freddy were arguing 1523 01:21:00,970 --> 01:21:03,970 like an old married couple, like this? 1524 01:21:03,980 --> 01:21:06,540 When he rescued me, he knew I lived in a group home. 1525 01:21:06,550 --> 01:21:08,980 He knew my name. He called me Mary. 1526 01:21:08,980 --> 01:21:11,380 [NEWSCASTERS CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY] 1527 01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:20,920 Wait, are you saying Billy's the Human Power Storm? 1528 01:21:20,930 --> 01:21:22,830 Yes! You guys figured it out! 1529 01:21:22,830 --> 01:21:24,260 All on your own. I didn't help. 1530 01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:27,000 - I didn't break any promises. - You knew? 1531 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,600 I'm a good sister! 1532 01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:35,240 VICTOR: I mean, what were you thinking? 1533 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:37,280 And then you bring Freddy into it. 1534 01:21:42,950 --> 01:21:46,220 Give him some space, guys. He's a little upset, okay? 1535 01:21:56,060 --> 01:21:57,260 MARY: Billy? 1536 01:22:02,270 --> 01:22:03,640 You're him. 1537 01:22:04,740 --> 01:22:06,170 You're the hero. 1538 01:22:07,170 --> 01:22:09,210 Yeah, well, not anymore, so... 1539 01:22:10,540 --> 01:22:11,540 [SIGHS] 1540 01:22:14,110 --> 01:22:16,480 Why do you have my notebook? 1541 01:22:18,380 --> 01:22:20,150 Eugene finished your search. 1542 01:22:21,050 --> 01:22:23,390 Look, I'm not a hacker, okay? 1543 01:22:23,390 --> 01:22:25,720 But I have played Watch Dogs and Uplink. 1544 01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:28,860 And maybe I did pick up a few skills, which maybe did get me 1545 01:22:28,860 --> 01:22:31,130 into federal databases most people can't get into. 1546 01:22:31,130 --> 01:22:33,300 Good for you, but I'm gonna go. 1547 01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:37,270 Your parents' names are Marilyn and C.C. Batson. 1548 01:22:42,570 --> 01:22:43,840 What? 1549 01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:45,740 EUGENE: You were born in Zumbrota, Minnesota. 1550 01:22:45,740 --> 01:22:47,580 They divorced when you were three. 1551 01:22:47,580 --> 01:22:49,450 Your mom moved here that year. 1552 01:22:49,450 --> 01:22:51,780 Twenty months later, you got lost. 1553 01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:53,550 You never found them 1554 01:22:53,550 --> 01:22:55,890 'cause your dad's been in prison in Florida for ten years. 1555 01:22:55,890 --> 01:22:57,260 And your mom's... 1556 01:22:58,930 --> 01:23:00,130 What? 1557 01:23:01,730 --> 01:23:03,330 Is she dead? 1558 01:23:03,330 --> 01:23:05,230 She's two subway stops away. 1559 01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:08,300 What? 1560 01:23:08,300 --> 01:23:11,740 You know, you didn't find her because she reverted to her maiden name. 1561 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:14,540 [DOOR SLAMS] 1562 01:23:16,010 --> 01:23:18,180 ROSA: Hey, Billy! Billy! 1563 01:23:21,810 --> 01:23:23,450 - Victor, get the keys. - I got it. 1564 01:23:23,450 --> 01:23:25,680 ROSA: Kids, stay here in case Billy comes back. 1565 01:23:29,820 --> 01:23:31,190 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1566 01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:35,290 Come on. Inside, let's go. 1567 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:46,370 Wait. I thought we were running after Billy. 1568 01:23:46,370 --> 01:23:49,340 No, we're gonna wait here for now. 1569 01:23:51,610 --> 01:23:52,910 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1570 01:23:52,910 --> 01:23:54,310 Billy? 1571 01:23:56,810 --> 01:23:57,820 Freddy? 1572 01:23:59,450 --> 01:24:00,750 [FREDDY GRUNTS] 1573 01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:04,420 Oh, how quaint. 1574 01:24:07,290 --> 01:24:09,260 Actually, I take that back. 1575 01:24:11,230 --> 01:24:13,400 What a shithole. 1576 01:24:37,790 --> 01:24:39,490 [COUPLE ARGUING] 1577 01:24:39,490 --> 01:24:41,030 [GLASS SHATTERING] 1578 01:24:41,030 --> 01:24:42,190 [LOUD THUMP] 1579 01:24:42,190 --> 01:24:43,600 [ARGUMENT CONTINUES] 1580 01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:53,600 [EXHALES] 1581 01:24:56,070 --> 01:24:57,640 WOMAN: Just a second. 1582 01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:04,050 Hey, look, I'm late for work already, all right? 1583 01:25:04,050 --> 01:25:06,850 We don't need any magazines or whatever. Thanks, though. 1584 01:25:06,850 --> 01:25:08,490 Oh, I'm not. 1585 01:25:08,490 --> 01:25:10,960 You probably don't recognize me... 1586 01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:14,290 but I found my way home. 1587 01:25:15,630 --> 01:25:16,630 Mom. 1588 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:19,730 It's me. 1589 01:25:20,970 --> 01:25:22,230 Oh, God. 1590 01:25:23,340 --> 01:25:24,470 Is it? 1591 01:25:27,310 --> 01:25:29,540 Um... Hang on. 1592 01:25:30,470 --> 01:25:31,980 MAN: Who's at the door? 1593 01:25:33,250 --> 01:25:35,180 It's, um... 1594 01:25:35,180 --> 01:25:37,280 It's no one, Travis. 1595 01:25:41,850 --> 01:25:43,620 That wasn't Dad, was it? 1596 01:25:44,590 --> 01:25:46,460 No. 1597 01:25:46,460 --> 01:25:49,300 Listen, um... 1598 01:25:51,130 --> 01:25:52,430 It's really you, huh? 1599 01:25:54,730 --> 01:25:59,070 I didn't mean to run away. You know that, right? 1600 01:25:59,070 --> 01:26:02,110 I let go, but it was by accident. [STUTTERING] 1601 01:26:02,110 --> 01:26:03,880 Yeah, no. I know, yeah. 1602 01:26:04,940 --> 01:26:06,050 I saw you. 1603 01:26:07,210 --> 01:26:08,480 What? 1604 01:26:11,380 --> 01:26:13,320 I saw you after. 1605 01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:19,860 So, it was never your fault. 1606 01:26:19,860 --> 01:26:24,630 Look, I was 17, okay? And my daddy kicked me out. 1607 01:26:24,630 --> 01:26:28,630 And your dad just decided not to be a part of anything. 1608 01:26:29,970 --> 01:26:32,810 And I was hurting, and I was screwed up. 1609 01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:35,110 [SIGHS] 1610 01:26:35,110 --> 01:26:36,910 - I want the tiger. - I know. 1611 01:26:36,910 --> 01:26:38,540 I know, honey, 1612 01:26:38,540 --> 01:26:41,480 but Mom's not exactly going pro here, okay? 1613 01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:45,350 Billy? 1614 01:26:45,820 --> 01:26:46,820 Billy! 1615 01:26:47,420 --> 01:26:49,020 Billy? 1616 01:26:49,020 --> 01:26:52,020 Jesus Christ. Billy, this isn't funny! 1617 01:26:52,020 --> 01:26:53,660 Here you go, buddy. 1618 01:26:53,660 --> 01:26:56,890 That should warm you up. Is that better? 1619 01:26:56,890 --> 01:26:59,100 [SNIFFLES] 1620 01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:02,570 MARILYN: Look, it's just once I saw you with the police, 1621 01:27:02,570 --> 01:27:04,730 I realized that they could do 1622 01:27:04,740 --> 01:27:07,640 a better job taking care of you than I ever will. 1623 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:14,650 But you're good, right? 1624 01:27:16,280 --> 01:27:19,020 I mean, you landed on your feet. 1625 01:27:19,020 --> 01:27:21,020 Because, I mean, you look real good. 1626 01:27:23,350 --> 01:27:24,520 It's just... 1627 01:27:26,660 --> 01:27:30,030 now is not a really good time for me, Bill. 1628 01:27:34,130 --> 01:27:39,370 All I wanted to do is let you know I'm doing good, 1629 01:27:40,810 --> 01:27:43,980 [SIGHS] but I have to get back to my real family. 1630 01:27:46,110 --> 01:27:47,110 Here. 1631 01:27:50,620 --> 01:27:52,620 What's this? 1632 01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:55,820 TRAVIS: Marilyn! What's goin' on out there? 1633 01:27:55,820 --> 01:27:57,690 You might need it more than me. 1634 01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:09,470 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 1635 01:28:15,210 --> 01:28:17,940 Freddy, you were right. I'm sorry I yelled at you. 1636 01:28:17,940 --> 01:28:21,480 DR. SIVANA: Come home, Billy. Come home. 1637 01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:25,580 FREDDY: Billy! Supervillain! Supervillain! [WHIMPERS] 1638 01:28:41,530 --> 01:28:42,770 Shazam! 1639 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:56,480 [WREATH CLATTERS] 1640 01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:59,150 Who are you? What do you want? 1641 01:28:59,150 --> 01:29:00,750 What do I want? 1642 01:29:00,750 --> 01:29:02,760 - I want... - [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1643 01:29:07,490 --> 01:29:08,730 That. 1644 01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:11,060 Whoa. 1645 01:29:14,430 --> 01:29:16,230 Kick his ass, Billy! 1646 01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:19,600 [CHILDREN WHIMPERING] 1647 01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:21,340 DR. SIVANA: Yes, Billy. 1648 01:29:21,340 --> 01:29:22,910 - Try it, by all means. - [SNARLS] 1649 01:29:22,910 --> 01:29:25,010 Let them go and I'll come inside. 1650 01:29:25,010 --> 01:29:27,280 DR. SIVANA: No, first, you come inside, 1651 01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:28,880 then maybe I'll let them go. 1652 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:32,150 [SNARLING] 1653 01:29:32,150 --> 01:29:33,150 [ALL GASP] 1654 01:29:45,970 --> 01:29:47,570 Good boy. 1655 01:29:50,030 --> 01:29:52,200 Because that's all you are, isn't it? 1656 01:29:53,100 --> 01:29:54,270 How old are you? 1657 01:29:54,270 --> 01:29:56,710 - Basically 15. - Hmm. 1658 01:29:58,510 --> 01:30:02,510 When I was a child, the old man told me I wasn't good enough. 1659 01:30:02,510 --> 01:30:06,450 Yet here you are, a coward. 1660 01:30:06,450 --> 01:30:10,990 Run from me and the wizard chooses you? You're not a hero. 1661 01:30:10,990 --> 01:30:14,720 But I'm gonna give you the opportunity to be one. 1662 01:30:14,730 --> 01:30:16,560 Give me the power of the champion. 1663 01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:17,930 No. Don't do it, Billy. 1664 01:30:34,710 --> 01:30:37,350 Give me the power and I'll let them go. 1665 01:30:37,350 --> 01:30:39,180 Darla, no. 1666 01:30:39,180 --> 01:30:41,180 Don't go, Billy. 1667 01:30:41,190 --> 01:30:43,290 - [CRYING] Don't go, Billy. - Darla, come here. 1668 01:30:43,290 --> 01:30:45,220 [SHAZAM STAMMERING] No, I have to. 1669 01:30:45,220 --> 01:30:48,290 It's what a good brother would do. Right? 1670 01:30:53,300 --> 01:30:54,570 Billy. 1671 01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:15,150 [SHAZAM SCREAMING, GRUNTS] 1672 01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:17,860 [GROANING] 1673 01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:20,760 [COUGHS] 1674 01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:23,730 DR. SIVANA: I dedicated my life to getting here. 1675 01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:26,760 I scoured the earth. 1676 01:31:26,770 --> 01:31:28,160 No one believed me. 1677 01:31:28,170 --> 01:31:30,870 - [CONTINUES GROANING] - No one helped. 1678 01:31:30,870 --> 01:31:32,600 Not the wizard. 1679 01:31:33,540 --> 01:31:34,870 Not my family. 1680 01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:38,940 I only had myself. 1681 01:31:38,940 --> 01:31:40,140 SHAZAM: I get it. 1682 01:31:40,140 --> 01:31:43,220 [PANTING] I get what that's like. 1683 01:31:45,020 --> 01:31:47,150 Feeling like you're all alone in the world. 1684 01:31:47,150 --> 01:31:48,880 Stand. 1685 01:31:48,890 --> 01:31:51,120 Feeling like there's that one thing, and if you could just find it, 1686 01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:53,360 then you'd finally be good enough. 1687 01:31:53,360 --> 01:31:54,360 Stand. 1688 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:59,400 The champion's name. 1689 01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:00,330 [BANGS STAFF] 1690 01:32:00,330 --> 01:32:01,330 Say it. 1691 01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:06,940 [WIND HOWLING] 1692 01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:11,880 [SEVEN DEADLY SINS SNARLING] 1693 01:32:28,660 --> 01:32:30,430 Look, no offense, mister, 1694 01:32:30,430 --> 01:32:32,960 but I don't think these things have your best interest at heart. 1695 01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:36,330 LUST: Don't listen to this child. 1696 01:32:36,340 --> 01:32:39,070 WRATH: Take the staff. [SNARLS] 1697 01:32:39,070 --> 01:32:44,010 SLOTH: Hold it and say the champion's name. 1698 01:32:44,010 --> 01:32:46,140 They're using you. 1699 01:32:46,140 --> 01:32:48,750 You have to see that, that they are using you. 1700 01:32:48,750 --> 01:32:50,080 DR. SIVANA: Say your name. 1701 01:32:53,480 --> 01:32:54,480 FREDDY: His name... 1702 01:32:55,650 --> 01:32:57,550 is Captain Sparklefingers. 1703 01:32:57,560 --> 01:32:59,960 And we're gonna keep throwing things at your big, 1704 01:32:59,960 --> 01:33:01,990 fat, ugly-eyed head, 1705 01:33:01,990 --> 01:33:04,100 until you let our brother go. 1706 01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:22,280 [SHAZAM GRUNTS] 1707 01:33:23,280 --> 01:33:25,080 [BOTH GRUNT] 1708 01:33:28,420 --> 01:33:30,620 Boy, am I glad I didn't sell that Batarang. 1709 01:33:30,620 --> 01:33:32,820 - Pedro, is that a lamp? - PEDRO: It's an ugly one. 1710 01:33:32,820 --> 01:33:34,620 SHAZAM: Come on. Come on. Come on. 1711 01:33:34,630 --> 01:33:36,290 Guys, I appreciate the thought, 1712 01:33:36,300 --> 01:33:38,030 I really do, but I don't think your weapons are gonna help. 1713 01:33:38,030 --> 01:33:39,860 You can put 'em down now. 1714 01:33:41,370 --> 01:33:42,330 The door was right here. 1715 01:33:42,330 --> 01:33:44,230 Billy, how do we get outta here? 1716 01:33:44,240 --> 01:33:45,740 What, you think I know? I don't know. 1717 01:33:46,770 --> 01:33:47,700 This way! 1718 01:33:47,710 --> 01:33:49,170 Go, go, go. Follow Darla. 1719 01:33:49,170 --> 01:33:51,270 Good job, Darla. Go, go, go! 1720 01:33:51,280 --> 01:33:52,280 ROSA: Kids? 1721 01:33:53,780 --> 01:33:55,480 Why is this open? 1722 01:33:55,480 --> 01:33:57,780 Freddy? Mary? 1723 01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:02,720 SHAZAM: Pedro, Pedro, come on. 1724 01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:04,620 Freddy? Freddy, keep up. 1725 01:34:04,620 --> 01:34:06,130 Darla, stay in front. 1726 01:34:06,720 --> 01:34:08,060 We gotta hurry. 1727 01:34:16,300 --> 01:34:17,540 [GRUNTS] 1728 01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:19,940 [BATARANG CLATTERS] 1729 01:34:25,380 --> 01:34:26,940 [ALL PANTING] 1730 01:34:31,580 --> 01:34:32,980 EUGENE AND DARLA: Whoa! 1731 01:34:33,820 --> 01:34:36,050 DARLA: So many doors. 1732 01:34:36,050 --> 01:34:38,950 One of these has to be a way out, right? 1733 01:34:38,960 --> 01:34:40,390 Yeah, I would hope so. 1734 01:34:48,770 --> 01:34:50,000 [CREATURES GRUNTING] 1735 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:51,440 [CREATURES HISSING] 1736 01:34:54,570 --> 01:34:56,070 [CREATURES SNARLING] 1737 01:34:57,410 --> 01:34:58,440 Not this one. 1738 01:35:01,650 --> 01:35:03,280 [CREATURE WARBLING] 1739 01:35:06,620 --> 01:35:07,820 [SNARLS] 1740 01:35:09,960 --> 01:35:12,320 - [CREATURE ROARS] - [SCREAMS] 1741 01:35:12,320 --> 01:35:14,460 Okay, no more doors. Nobody open any more doors. 1742 01:35:14,460 --> 01:35:16,660 Come on, Billy. What are we gonna do? 1743 01:35:16,660 --> 01:35:18,160 Darla, I don't know. 1744 01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:20,090 Yes, you do. Just think. How'd you get out last time? 1745 01:35:20,100 --> 01:35:22,430 Uh, last time, I thought about the subway, and I was on the subway. 1746 01:35:22,430 --> 01:35:24,430 Okay. Then, Billy, look, think about the subway. 1747 01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:27,170 Think about any place except for here, okay? 1748 01:35:44,660 --> 01:35:46,630 [MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING] 1749 01:35:48,460 --> 01:35:49,420 [PEOPLE GASP] 1750 01:35:49,430 --> 01:35:50,890 SHAZAM: Come on, come on, come on. 1751 01:35:50,890 --> 01:35:52,400 DARLA: Why are you covering my eyes? 1752 01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:55,160 Really? This is the first place you think of? Wow! 1753 01:35:55,170 --> 01:35:56,500 You're welcome! 1754 01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:58,070 DARLA: Why can't I see what's inside? 1755 01:35:58,070 --> 01:35:59,500 You are not old enough. 1756 01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:01,640 Old enough to know that was great music. 1757 01:36:02,440 --> 01:36:03,470 Not my thing. 1758 01:36:03,470 --> 01:36:04,470 Where's Freddy? 1759 01:36:04,470 --> 01:36:05,980 FREDDY: Yeah, you, too, Sriracha. 1760 01:36:05,980 --> 01:36:07,680 Hey, have a holly jolly Christmas. [LAUGHS] 1761 01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:08,980 Freddy! What are you doing? 1762 01:36:08,980 --> 01:36:10,550 [STAMMERS] Nice people. 1763 01:36:10,550 --> 01:36:11,980 Nice people? Come on. 1764 01:36:11,980 --> 01:36:13,550 Is that glitter? They have glitter! Can I get glitter? 1765 01:36:13,550 --> 01:36:14,780 MARY: No, not from them. 1766 01:36:14,790 --> 01:36:15,880 DARLA: Please? 1767 01:36:15,890 --> 01:36:16,820 MARY: No. 1768 01:36:16,820 --> 01:36:18,020 [PEOPLE GASPING] 1769 01:36:18,790 --> 01:36:20,060 MARY: Darla. 1770 01:36:20,060 --> 01:36:21,430 [PEOPLE EXCLAIMING] 1771 01:36:22,390 --> 01:36:23,500 [EXHALES] 1772 01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:26,760 Go, go, go. Everybody, go! 1773 01:36:26,770 --> 01:36:28,330 Freddy? Freddy, Freddy. 1774 01:36:28,330 --> 01:36:30,100 One, two, three. Up, up. Up we go. 1775 01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:38,170 [SHAZAM PANTS] 1776 01:36:38,180 --> 01:36:39,940 Carnival, go! Go, Mary, go. 1777 01:36:39,940 --> 01:36:41,980 Come on, Pedro. Come on. 1778 01:36:46,920 --> 01:36:49,020 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1779 01:36:53,520 --> 01:36:55,220 SHAZAM: Don't run, but don't walk. Just be cool. 1780 01:36:55,230 --> 01:36:57,790 Act naturally, like kids naturally act in a carnival. 1781 01:36:57,800 --> 01:36:59,760 - He's not gonna look for us here. - GIRL: Is that him? 1782 01:36:59,770 --> 01:37:01,700 - BOY 1: Oh, my God! - BOY 2: Dude, it's Zap-tain America! 1783 01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:03,460 - BOY 3: Power Boy! - FREDDY: He's an impersonator, okay? 1784 01:37:03,470 --> 01:37:05,130 Yeah, I'm an impersonator! I'm a fake version of myself. 1785 01:37:05,140 --> 01:37:06,170 Don't take pictures. 1786 01:37:06,170 --> 01:37:07,640 [CROWD CLAMORING] 1787 01:37:08,440 --> 01:37:09,440 Shazam! 1788 01:37:16,680 --> 01:37:18,150 MAN: Hey! Where'd he go? 1789 01:37:18,150 --> 01:37:19,720 WOMAN: What, is he invisible now? 1790 01:37:21,090 --> 01:37:22,620 [ALL PANTING] 1791 01:37:26,860 --> 01:37:29,760 Oh, man, I just spit on a baby! 1792 01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:31,060 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1793 01:37:31,060 --> 01:37:32,730 Yo, what is that? 1794 01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:37,570 WOMAN: Who is that guy? 1795 01:37:38,570 --> 01:37:40,770 Champion. 1796 01:37:40,770 --> 01:37:42,870 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1797 01:37:42,870 --> 01:37:46,240 You don't deserve that name. 1798 01:37:46,240 --> 01:37:48,840 MAN: See that? Look at that up there! 1799 01:37:48,850 --> 01:37:52,750 DR. SIVANA: Hiding behind innocent people who will now die. 1800 01:37:54,390 --> 01:37:58,290 Because deep down you're still just a scared little boy. 1801 01:38:00,430 --> 01:38:02,090 Oh, no. 1802 01:38:03,130 --> 01:38:06,030 - Run! Run! - [PANICKED SCREAMING] 1803 01:38:09,430 --> 01:38:10,530 [GRUNTS] 1804 01:38:18,540 --> 01:38:21,210 - Oh! What do we do? - [STUTTERING] Just hold on! 1805 01:38:21,210 --> 01:38:23,110 - To what? - The bar, you idiot! 1806 01:38:23,110 --> 01:38:24,480 [GRUNTING] 1807 01:38:32,090 --> 01:38:34,090 Well, you wanted me to be a hero. 1808 01:38:34,090 --> 01:38:35,360 Are you kidding? 1809 01:38:35,360 --> 01:38:37,230 Okay, no. Old guy's up there harboring 1810 01:38:37,230 --> 01:38:39,060 multiple spiritual entities. 1811 01:38:39,060 --> 01:38:40,700 Plus, he has the same powers as you. 1812 01:38:40,700 --> 01:38:42,660 Plus, I mean, he knows what he's doing. 1813 01:38:42,670 --> 01:38:45,070 Plus, I mean, you're my best friend. I don't want you to die. 1814 01:38:45,570 --> 01:38:48,470 If a superhero can't save his family, 1815 01:38:49,740 --> 01:38:50,810 he's not much of a hero. 1816 01:38:55,480 --> 01:38:57,080 That was a decent catchphrase. 1817 01:38:57,920 --> 01:38:59,120 Shazam! 1818 01:39:02,890 --> 01:39:04,120 [GRUNTS] 1819 01:39:08,130 --> 01:39:09,760 Now, let's try this again. 1820 01:39:12,030 --> 01:39:13,430 [DR. SIVANA GRUNTS] 1821 01:39:17,530 --> 01:39:18,530 [GROANS] 1822 01:39:24,070 --> 01:39:25,680 Or try that again! 1823 01:39:26,480 --> 01:39:27,650 [GROANS] 1824 01:39:33,780 --> 01:39:34,780 Billy, look out! 1825 01:39:37,790 --> 01:39:40,260 SHAZAM: Laser eyes! Guys, he's got laser eyes! 1826 01:39:40,260 --> 01:39:42,590 Too bad your aim sucks balls! 1827 01:39:43,760 --> 01:39:45,260 [GRUNTS] 1828 01:39:45,260 --> 01:39:48,100 - [SNARLING] - [SHAZAM SCREAMING] 1829 01:39:48,100 --> 01:39:49,570 [SHAZAM GRUNTS] 1830 01:39:52,300 --> 01:39:53,740 That's his power matrix. 1831 01:39:53,740 --> 01:39:55,100 His what-what? 1832 01:39:55,110 --> 01:39:58,410 When the demon guys leave his eye, he loses his powers. 1833 01:39:58,410 --> 01:40:00,250 That's why the Batarang hurt him. 1834 01:40:01,450 --> 01:40:02,210 Hey! 1835 01:40:02,210 --> 01:40:04,510 Over here! 1836 01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:06,350 - Wait. What are you doing? - Trust me. Divide and conquer. 1837 01:40:06,350 --> 01:40:07,950 We separate the Sins from the eye, 1838 01:40:07,950 --> 01:40:09,320 and he's just an old man. 1839 01:40:09,320 --> 01:40:10,820 Gather the mutts. 1840 01:40:10,820 --> 01:40:11,820 [BANGS STAFF] 1841 01:40:15,090 --> 01:40:16,690 [SEVEN DEADLY SINS SNARLING] 1842 01:40:24,300 --> 01:40:25,700 MARY: Run! 1843 01:40:25,700 --> 01:40:27,270 [ALL PANTING] 1844 01:40:29,170 --> 01:40:31,510 [SCREAMING] 1845 01:40:31,510 --> 01:40:33,780 - MARY: Darla, no! - [EUGENE SCREAMING] 1846 01:40:34,650 --> 01:40:35,880 [ROARING] 1847 01:40:39,550 --> 01:40:40,890 [PANTING] 1848 01:40:48,560 --> 01:40:50,390 SHAZAM: Here. Take it. 1849 01:40:50,390 --> 01:40:52,360 Take it. It's for you. 1850 01:40:52,360 --> 01:40:53,900 Hold it tight. 1851 01:40:53,900 --> 01:40:57,130 Close your eyes. Everything's gonna be okay. 1852 01:40:57,140 --> 01:40:58,840 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 1853 01:40:59,600 --> 01:41:01,170 Okay. 1854 01:41:01,170 --> 01:41:02,770 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1855 01:41:06,640 --> 01:41:07,680 [SNARLS] 1856 01:41:20,320 --> 01:41:21,790 [SHAZAM GROANS] 1857 01:41:23,060 --> 01:41:24,400 [GRUNTS] 1858 01:41:27,630 --> 01:41:29,630 - [SHAZAM STRAINING] - [GROWLING] 1859 01:41:31,140 --> 01:41:32,470 [SHAZAM YELLING] 1860 01:41:36,410 --> 01:41:38,240 - [STRAINING] - [SNARLS] 1861 01:41:39,210 --> 01:41:40,940 [ROARING] 1862 01:41:40,940 --> 01:41:41,950 Shazam! 1863 01:41:45,620 --> 01:41:46,620 [ROARS] 1864 01:41:57,300 --> 01:41:58,760 [GASPING] 1865 01:42:04,340 --> 01:42:05,900 [MUFFLED] Shazam! 1866 01:42:10,940 --> 01:42:12,540 Playtime's over, boy. 1867 01:42:13,810 --> 01:42:15,480 Your friends can't help you anymore. 1868 01:42:15,480 --> 01:42:16,810 [MUFFLED] Shazam! 1869 01:42:21,280 --> 01:42:22,690 - MARY: Hey! - [COCKS GUN] 1870 01:42:41,370 --> 01:42:42,710 [SNARLING] 1871 01:42:42,710 --> 01:42:43,780 [GASPS] 1872 01:42:49,310 --> 01:42:50,520 Shazam! 1873 01:43:02,460 --> 01:43:03,900 [SHAZAM PANTING] 1874 01:43:12,740 --> 01:43:15,070 - [CHILDREN WHIMPERING] - [SEVEN DEADLY SINS SNARLING] 1875 01:43:15,070 --> 01:43:16,910 DR. SIVANA: Nice trick. 1876 01:43:16,910 --> 01:43:18,370 Catchy. 1877 01:43:18,380 --> 01:43:20,340 One simple word. 1878 01:43:20,340 --> 01:43:22,080 I have a better trick. 1879 01:43:23,050 --> 01:43:24,380 Four words. 1880 01:43:24,380 --> 01:43:25,510 [SNARLING] 1881 01:43:25,520 --> 01:43:26,780 Kill the little girl. 1882 01:43:26,780 --> 01:43:29,650 - ALL: Darla, no! - MARY: Take me instead! 1883 01:43:31,390 --> 01:43:33,090 - [SNARLING] - [DARLA WHIMPERING] 1884 01:43:33,860 --> 01:43:34,890 Stop! 1885 01:43:36,560 --> 01:43:37,760 [DARLA GRUNTS] 1886 01:43:44,030 --> 01:43:45,470 [CHILDREN GROANING] 1887 01:43:50,110 --> 01:43:52,970 FREDDY: Billy, there's one more demon guy in his eye! 1888 01:43:52,980 --> 01:43:55,280 You gotta just rip it out of his face hole! [GRUNTING] 1889 01:43:55,280 --> 01:43:56,510 It's where he gets his power. 1890 01:43:58,880 --> 01:43:59,880 [MARY GRUNTS] 1891 01:44:00,950 --> 01:44:02,350 Reach for it. 1892 01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:04,920 I dare you. 1893 01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:15,430 Wise decision. 1894 01:44:17,500 --> 01:44:19,630 Hands on the staff. 1895 01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:21,900 [GRUNTS] Billy, don't do this. Billy! 1896 01:44:21,910 --> 01:44:23,640 - MARY: Billy. - EUGENE: Don't do it, Billy! 1897 01:44:23,640 --> 01:44:24,840 FREDDY: Don't! 1898 01:44:44,160 --> 01:44:45,560 WIZARD: Say my name 1899 01:44:45,560 --> 01:44:47,700 so my power may flow through you. 1900 01:44:47,700 --> 01:44:50,870 I open my heart to you, Billy Batson. 1901 01:44:50,870 --> 01:44:55,270 And in so doing, choose you as champion. 1902 01:44:55,270 --> 01:44:58,970 With your heart, unlock your greatest power. 1903 01:44:58,980 --> 01:45:02,010 The thrones of our brothers and sisters await. 1904 01:45:07,450 --> 01:45:09,050 [BOTH GRUNT] 1905 01:45:10,460 --> 01:45:11,590 All hands on deck. 1906 01:45:17,100 --> 01:45:18,460 Say my name. 1907 01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,130 ALL: Billy! 1908 01:45:21,130 --> 01:45:22,600 No, not my name. 1909 01:45:22,600 --> 01:45:24,400 Say the name that I say to turn into this guy. 1910 01:45:25,170 --> 01:45:26,170 ALL: Shazam! 1911 01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:39,620 [GASPS] 1912 01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:56,630 [SUPER HERO DARLA LAUGHING] 1913 01:45:57,670 --> 01:45:59,240 [CHUCKLES] 1914 01:46:01,010 --> 01:46:02,010 [GASPS] 1915 01:46:05,040 --> 01:46:06,040 Guys. 1916 01:46:08,010 --> 01:46:09,010 What's happening? 1917 01:46:13,420 --> 01:46:14,820 I can fly! 1918 01:46:14,820 --> 01:46:16,220 [SUPER HERO FREDDY LAUGHING] 1919 01:46:19,590 --> 01:46:20,960 Guys. 1920 01:46:20,960 --> 01:46:23,190 - Check out these guns. - [GASPS] 1921 01:46:24,160 --> 01:46:27,200 No. It's not possible. 1922 01:46:28,970 --> 01:46:32,200 [SIGHS] Gee-whiz, mister. Sorry I took your cane. 1923 01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:33,570 Do you want it back? 1924 01:46:35,810 --> 01:46:37,710 SUPER HERO DARLA: Guys, I don't believe in violence, 1925 01:46:37,710 --> 01:46:41,550 but I think we should kick this guy's butt, like, really hard. 1926 01:46:46,150 --> 01:46:47,590 Whoa! 1927 01:46:49,450 --> 01:46:50,760 [PANTING] 1928 01:46:52,890 --> 01:46:54,530 Guys, I think I can move really... 1929 01:46:55,390 --> 01:46:57,130 fast. 1930 01:46:57,130 --> 01:46:59,130 Hyper-speed! Check! 1931 01:47:06,400 --> 01:47:08,170 [SEVEN DEADLY SINS SNARLING] 1932 01:47:08,170 --> 01:47:10,740 Billy! The eye! 1933 01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:15,550 [SHAZAM GRUNTS] 1934 01:47:18,350 --> 01:47:19,580 Look out! 1935 01:47:19,580 --> 01:47:21,060 - [SNARLS] - [SUPER HERO EUGENE YELPS] 1936 01:47:21,650 --> 01:47:22,820 Whoa! 1937 01:47:24,260 --> 01:47:27,490 What? [GRUNTING] 1938 01:47:27,490 --> 01:47:28,760 - SUPER HERO MARY: What! - SUPER HERO FREDDY: Dude! 1939 01:47:28,760 --> 01:47:31,260 You almost exploded me. 1940 01:47:31,260 --> 01:47:33,130 - [SNARLING] - [SUPER HERO PEDRO GRUNTING] 1941 01:47:39,540 --> 01:47:40,670 [ROARS] 1942 01:47:57,690 --> 01:47:58,820 [GRUNTS] 1943 01:48:03,760 --> 01:48:05,030 [PANICKED SCREAMING] 1944 01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:09,770 - [GROWLING] - [SUPER HERO MARY GRUNTING] 1945 01:48:12,670 --> 01:48:14,170 [SUPER HERO MARY STRAINING] 1946 01:48:16,770 --> 01:48:18,770 Dude, I've studied the fighting techniques 1947 01:48:18,780 --> 01:48:20,350 of every single superhero. 1948 01:48:21,580 --> 01:48:23,180 What do you got? 1949 01:48:23,180 --> 01:48:24,780 [ROARS] 1950 01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:28,620 Well, that's terrifying. 1951 01:48:28,620 --> 01:48:29,820 [GROWLS] 1952 01:48:32,360 --> 01:48:33,860 [SUPER HERO FREDDY YELPING] 1953 01:49:02,250 --> 01:49:05,090 Enough games, boy. 1954 01:49:05,090 --> 01:49:06,890 You think a pack of children can... 1955 01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:10,190 [DR. SIVANA SPEAKING FAINTLY IN THE DISTANCE] 1956 01:49:10,190 --> 01:49:11,260 Wait, what? 1957 01:49:11,260 --> 01:49:13,630 DR. SIVANA: You will beg for mercy 1958 01:49:13,630 --> 01:49:15,800 as I feast on your heart... 1959 01:49:16,430 --> 01:49:17,730 slow. 1960 01:49:17,730 --> 01:49:19,540 [DR. SIVANA CONTINUES SPEAKING FAINTLY] 1961 01:49:19,540 --> 01:49:22,570 Are you making some big evil guy speech right now or something? 1962 01:49:22,570 --> 01:49:26,280 You're, like, a mile away from me right now. There's cars and trucks. 1963 01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:29,310 I will have the world eating out of the palm of my hand... 1964 01:49:29,310 --> 01:49:31,950 All I see is mouth moving. I don't hear any... 1965 01:49:31,950 --> 01:49:35,750 Only I have the power to unleash... 1966 01:49:37,490 --> 01:49:38,920 Ah, whatever. Screw it. 1967 01:49:40,460 --> 01:49:42,260 [MIMICS FIGHTING] 1968 01:49:47,360 --> 01:49:48,370 [BOY GASPS] 1969 01:49:55,870 --> 01:49:57,210 [GASPS] 1970 01:49:57,210 --> 01:49:58,240 [WHOOPING] 1971 01:50:02,780 --> 01:50:03,810 [GROWLING] 1972 01:50:03,810 --> 01:50:05,020 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1973 01:50:09,690 --> 01:50:11,190 Oh, my gosh. Those people! 1974 01:50:12,920 --> 01:50:14,190 [GIRL SCREAMING] 1975 01:50:19,230 --> 01:50:20,400 Hi! 1976 01:50:20,400 --> 01:50:21,830 Wow. I caught you. 1977 01:50:21,830 --> 01:50:23,300 [METAL CLANGING] 1978 01:50:28,670 --> 01:50:30,040 [STRAINING] 1979 01:50:33,080 --> 01:50:35,950 I got it. I got it. 1980 01:50:36,650 --> 01:50:38,220 [METAL CLANGING] 1981 01:50:41,920 --> 01:50:43,920 Oh, my God. I do got it. 1982 01:50:45,320 --> 01:50:47,290 - [GROWLING] - [BOTH SCREAMING] 1983 01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:01,640 You're not gonna believe this, 1984 01:51:01,640 --> 01:51:03,140 but you're actually the first villain I've ever fought. 1985 01:51:03,140 --> 01:51:05,140 It's kind of a huge deal for me. 1986 01:51:05,140 --> 01:51:06,180 [SNARLS] 1987 01:51:06,580 --> 01:51:08,050 [GRUNTS] 1988 01:51:13,650 --> 01:51:14,850 [CHOKING] 1989 01:51:15,690 --> 01:51:17,090 [SHAZAM SCREAMING] 1990 01:51:19,060 --> 01:51:21,860 - [CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING] - Somebody help! 1991 01:51:21,860 --> 01:51:23,830 [SCREAMING] 1992 01:51:24,660 --> 01:51:26,000 [SNARLS] 1993 01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:31,970 [SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY] 1994 01:51:35,670 --> 01:51:39,640 - [BOTH PANTING] - Hi. Wow. It's really you. 1995 01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:42,780 My name is Darla, and I've been really good. 1996 01:51:42,780 --> 01:51:43,880 What? 1997 01:51:45,220 --> 01:51:46,280 [ROARING] 1998 01:51:47,780 --> 01:51:49,120 Oh, crap. 1999 01:51:50,520 --> 01:51:51,490 No, no, no. 2000 01:51:51,490 --> 01:51:52,490 No, no. No! 2001 01:51:53,560 --> 01:51:54,890 [GROANS] 2002 01:51:58,390 --> 01:51:59,400 [GROWLS] 2003 01:52:07,970 --> 01:52:09,540 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 2004 01:52:10,510 --> 01:52:12,110 BOTH: No! No, no. 2005 01:52:12,110 --> 01:52:13,910 [BRETT AND BURKE SCREAMING] 2006 01:52:20,150 --> 01:52:21,480 BURKE: Oh, my God! 2007 01:52:21,480 --> 01:52:23,190 BRETT: Is he giving us suitcase wedgies? 2008 01:52:25,760 --> 01:52:27,230 [BOTH GRUNTING] 2009 01:52:39,070 --> 01:52:40,940 [SHAZAM SCREAMING] 2010 01:52:42,510 --> 01:52:43,510 [GROANS] 2011 01:52:47,680 --> 01:52:49,010 [GROANING] 2012 01:52:57,390 --> 01:53:00,120 [SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE] 2013 01:53:00,120 --> 01:53:03,220 So this is, like, the Seven Deadly Sins, right? 2014 01:53:03,230 --> 01:53:05,630 I mean, I've never been great at math, 2015 01:53:05,630 --> 01:53:08,730 but, uh, the big, angry one, that's Wrath, yeah? 2016 01:53:08,730 --> 01:53:11,630 And then Gluttony, obvi. 2017 01:53:11,640 --> 01:53:14,870 Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust, 2018 01:53:14,870 --> 01:53:19,310 who I thought was gonna be way hotter, if I'm being honest. 2019 01:53:19,310 --> 01:53:22,440 But that's only six. Where's lucky number seven? 2020 01:53:22,450 --> 01:53:24,680 Where's little man? Where's Envy? 2021 01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:27,680 Is he just scared of me and my family because we're so awesome? 2022 01:53:27,680 --> 01:53:29,250 Because I get that. 2023 01:53:29,250 --> 01:53:31,350 Like, the other sins, they get to come out and fight 2024 01:53:31,350 --> 01:53:33,520 because they're big and strong and scary. 2025 01:53:33,520 --> 01:53:34,590 But Envy... 2026 01:53:35,890 --> 01:53:37,460 he's just the runt. 2027 01:53:39,560 --> 01:53:40,600 [ENVY GROWLS] 2028 01:53:49,770 --> 01:53:53,070 And that's why all the other sins never invite him out to play, man. 2029 01:53:53,080 --> 01:53:55,640 Because they all know who'd win. 2030 01:53:55,650 --> 01:54:01,280 And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy. 2031 01:54:03,490 --> 01:54:05,020 [GROWLING] 2032 01:54:06,060 --> 01:54:07,520 [DR. SIVANA SCREAMING] 2033 01:54:13,660 --> 01:54:15,570 [GRUNTING] 2034 01:54:19,470 --> 01:54:20,740 [SNARLS] 2035 01:54:20,740 --> 01:54:22,440 [SHAZAM GRUNTING] 2036 01:54:27,280 --> 01:54:29,510 - Gotcha. - [SNARLING] 2037 01:54:29,510 --> 01:54:30,510 Shazam! 2038 01:54:31,580 --> 01:54:32,580 [SHAZAM GRUNTS] 2039 01:54:33,750 --> 01:54:35,580 [SCREAMING] 2040 01:54:35,590 --> 01:54:36,720 [PANTING] 2041 01:54:37,590 --> 01:54:38,660 Shazam! 2042 01:54:39,890 --> 01:54:41,390 [CONTINUES SCREAMING] 2043 01:54:44,930 --> 01:54:46,360 [DR. SIVANA GROANING] 2044 01:54:49,230 --> 01:54:51,230 Ready to go round up your buddies? 2045 01:54:58,610 --> 01:54:59,640 [SNARLS] 2046 01:55:03,110 --> 01:55:04,450 [ROARS] 2047 01:55:10,720 --> 01:55:12,460 - [SHAZAM GRUNTS] - [GROANS] 2048 01:55:14,760 --> 01:55:16,530 [SHAZAM GRUNTING] 2049 01:55:20,300 --> 01:55:23,500 [BREATHING HEAVILY] No. No! 2050 01:55:28,210 --> 01:55:29,670 [SUPER HERO DARLA GRUNTING] 2051 01:55:33,310 --> 01:55:35,180 [SUPER HERO MARY SIGHS] 2052 01:55:35,180 --> 01:55:37,450 [BOTH GRUNTING] 2053 01:55:42,020 --> 01:55:43,450 [SNARLING] 2054 01:55:47,090 --> 01:55:48,560 [SHAZAM STRAINING] 2055 01:55:50,930 --> 01:55:53,330 [GRUNTS] 2056 01:55:53,330 --> 01:55:55,730 - Here's the thing about power. - [DR. SIVANA GROANING] 2057 01:55:55,730 --> 01:55:59,700 What good's power, if you got nobody to share it with? 2058 01:56:01,210 --> 01:56:02,870 - SUPER HERO MARY: Nice. - SHAZAM: Ta-da! 2059 01:56:02,870 --> 01:56:05,010 - That's disgusting. - [IN A DEEP VOICE] Fatality. 2060 01:56:05,010 --> 01:56:06,640 [ALL LAUGHING] 2061 01:56:06,640 --> 01:56:07,980 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I got the voice. 2062 01:56:07,980 --> 01:56:09,380 [LAUGHS] 2063 01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:12,450 What's that? 2064 01:56:12,450 --> 01:56:14,250 [VOICES WHISPERING] 2065 01:56:18,260 --> 01:56:20,590 I can have anything I've ever wanted? 2066 01:56:24,260 --> 01:56:25,760 - Billy. - [ALL PROTESTING] 2067 01:56:25,760 --> 01:56:27,530 BOTH: No, no, no! 2068 01:56:27,530 --> 01:56:28,860 - SUPER HERO DARLA: Stop it! - SUPER HERO PEDRO: Don't look at that! 2069 01:56:28,860 --> 01:56:30,330 ALL: Billy, don't do it! 2070 01:56:30,330 --> 01:56:32,330 Ah! [LAUGHING] 2071 01:56:32,340 --> 01:56:34,570 - You should hear yourselves! - Not funny. 2072 01:56:34,570 --> 01:56:36,870 You think I'm gonna put a demon ball in my head? 2073 01:56:36,870 --> 01:56:38,510 That's disgusting. 2074 01:56:38,510 --> 01:56:40,240 That's funny. That's pretty funny. You got me going. 2075 01:56:40,240 --> 01:56:41,910 - You got me going. - Uh... Guys. 2076 01:56:41,910 --> 01:56:44,120 - [PEOPLE CHATTERING] - [SHAZAM LAUGHING] 2077 01:56:45,050 --> 01:56:46,010 What? 2078 01:56:46,020 --> 01:56:47,850 [PEOPLE APPLAUDING] 2079 01:56:47,850 --> 01:56:49,750 Oh. Hey. 2080 01:56:49,750 --> 01:56:52,850 SUPER HERO DARLA: Oh, wow. [CHUCKLES] 2081 01:56:52,860 --> 01:56:54,760 [SUPER HERO DARLA AND SHAZAM EXCLAIM] 2082 01:56:54,760 --> 01:56:57,160 [CROWD CHEERING] 2083 01:56:57,160 --> 01:56:58,730 - [PEOPLE APPLAUDING] - [LAUGHING] 2084 01:56:59,930 --> 01:57:01,260 All right, we did it! 2085 01:57:01,260 --> 01:57:05,470 Hey, all right, yeah! We did it! 2086 01:57:06,340 --> 01:57:08,940 We did it! [LAUGHS] 2087 01:57:08,940 --> 01:57:11,940 Hey, you guys are all safe. There's no more danger anymore. 2088 01:57:11,940 --> 01:57:14,480 - We're fine. It's okay. - All right, all right, all right. 2089 01:57:14,480 --> 01:57:15,810 SUPER HERO PEDRO: We're good. 2090 01:57:15,810 --> 01:57:18,380 - [CHEERING CONTINUES] - [WHOOPING] 2091 01:57:25,820 --> 01:57:27,760 SHAZAM: You sure this is gonna work? 2092 01:57:29,360 --> 01:57:31,030 SUPER HERO FREDDY: Told ya. 2093 01:57:31,030 --> 01:57:32,400 SUPER HERO MARY: Whoa! 2094 01:57:34,030 --> 01:57:35,300 SUPER HERO FREDDY: Whoa! 2095 01:57:44,110 --> 01:57:45,440 [LAUGHTER] 2096 01:57:49,680 --> 01:57:51,310 You guys know what this place is, right? 2097 01:57:51,310 --> 01:57:54,480 A dark, haunted cave with demon statues. 2098 01:57:54,480 --> 01:57:57,420 Well, yes, but also... 2099 01:57:59,460 --> 01:58:03,160 [GASPS] Lair! We got a lair! 2100 01:58:03,160 --> 01:58:04,420 - [SOFTLY] Lair. - Yeah. 2101 01:58:04,430 --> 01:58:05,760 - [SHAZAM LAUGHING] - No, you right. 2102 01:58:05,760 --> 01:58:07,440 - [SUPER HERO MARY LAUGHS] - We got a lair. 2103 01:58:09,100 --> 01:58:11,230 What's a lair? 2104 01:58:11,230 --> 01:58:12,900 And thanks to six superheroes, 2105 01:58:12,900 --> 01:58:14,900 citizens are back in their homes, 2106 01:58:14,900 --> 01:58:17,040 safe again with their families. 2107 01:58:17,040 --> 01:58:19,670 And here with an eyewitness account of the events... 2108 01:58:19,680 --> 01:58:22,140 It was [BLEEP] crazy, man! 2109 01:58:22,150 --> 01:58:23,950 Creatures from [BLEEP] hell! 2110 01:58:23,950 --> 01:58:26,680 Lightning coming out of everyone's [BLEEP] everything! 2111 01:58:26,680 --> 01:58:29,550 And that is not [BLEEP] cool, man! 2112 01:58:29,550 --> 01:58:31,650 FREDDY: So, first day as a superhero. 2113 01:58:31,650 --> 01:58:34,760 EUGENE: Automatic top spot for best ever. 2114 01:58:34,760 --> 01:58:36,760 The man shattered the glass noodle ceiling. 2115 01:58:36,760 --> 01:58:38,990 - No. That's racist. - EUGENE: Not if I say it. 2116 01:58:39,000 --> 01:58:40,730 Guys. 2117 01:58:40,730 --> 01:58:42,330 - All hands on deck. - EUGENE: Oh! 2118 01:58:42,330 --> 01:58:43,630 [LAUGHING] 2119 01:58:44,800 --> 01:58:46,940 ROSA: Wait, wait, wait. [LAUGHS] 2120 01:58:46,940 --> 01:58:48,040 Wait. 2121 01:58:48,040 --> 01:58:49,570 Thank you for this food. 2122 01:58:49,570 --> 01:58:51,670 Thank you for this day. 2123 01:58:51,680 --> 01:58:53,780 Thank you for this family. 2124 01:58:53,780 --> 01:58:56,180 I thought maybe this time I'd stay. 2125 01:58:56,180 --> 01:58:57,380 [VICTOR CHUCKLES] 2126 01:58:57,380 --> 01:58:59,650 I mean, after all, 2127 01:59:00,250 --> 01:59:01,390 I'm home. 2128 01:59:05,320 --> 01:59:06,690 [CHUCKLES] 2129 01:59:07,560 --> 01:59:09,030 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 2130 01:59:12,960 --> 01:59:13,960 [LAUGHTER] 2131 01:59:16,900 --> 01:59:18,340 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 2132 01:59:33,250 --> 01:59:35,050 GIRL: He better not sit at our table. 2133 01:59:38,720 --> 01:59:39,820 Nope! 2134 01:59:42,030 --> 01:59:43,030 Okay. 2135 01:59:46,500 --> 01:59:47,930 What are you doing? 2136 01:59:47,930 --> 01:59:50,230 Waiting for your imaginary BFF to show up? 2137 01:59:50,230 --> 01:59:51,670 BURKE: Yeah. 2138 01:59:51,670 --> 01:59:52,840 [GRUNTS] 2139 02:00:00,110 --> 02:00:01,440 What are you guys doing here? 2140 02:00:01,440 --> 02:00:02,910 Well, we're having lunch with you. 2141 02:00:02,910 --> 02:00:04,850 But you guys have different lunch periods. 2142 02:00:04,850 --> 02:00:08,280 Well, we made a very special arrangement. 2143 02:00:08,280 --> 02:00:11,890 - Darla, what's going on? - [MOUTH FULL] Why are you asking me? 2144 02:00:11,890 --> 02:00:12,990 Freddy Freeman. 2145 02:00:12,990 --> 02:00:14,020 [STUDENTS GASP] 2146 02:00:15,260 --> 02:00:16,920 This guy 2147 02:00:16,930 --> 02:00:20,590 taught me everything I know about being a dope superhero. 2148 02:00:20,600 --> 02:00:22,860 True story. You should get some pointers from him. 2149 02:00:22,870 --> 02:00:27,330 What's going on, my best bud in the whole world? 2150 02:00:27,340 --> 02:00:32,070 And also new kids that I'm meeting for the first time but seem very cool? 2151 02:00:32,070 --> 02:00:33,470 Uh... [CHUCKLES] 2152 02:00:33,480 --> 02:00:36,110 I invited another friend. I hope that's okay. 2153 02:00:38,380 --> 02:00:39,920 [STUDENTS GASPING] 2154 02:00:43,120 --> 02:00:44,420 [GASPS LOUDLY] 2155 02:03:30,920 --> 02:03:32,720 [DR. SIVANA GRUNTING] 2156 02:03:32,720 --> 02:03:37,590 Sun of Ra. 2157 02:03:38,330 --> 02:03:44,870 Ouroboros. 2158 02:03:44,870 --> 02:03:46,670 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 2159 02:03:46,670 --> 02:03:50,370 Solomon's... 2160 02:03:50,370 --> 02:03:53,010 Knot. 2161 02:03:59,450 --> 02:04:02,050 - [PENCIL BREAKS] - [GROANS] 2162 02:04:02,050 --> 02:04:03,950 [SCREAMING] 2163 02:04:03,950 --> 02:04:07,590 No! No! 2164 02:04:07,590 --> 02:04:09,560 [PANTING] 2165 02:04:11,260 --> 02:04:13,660 [VOICE LAUGHING] 2166 02:04:13,660 --> 02:04:16,430 VOICE ON SPEAKER: Primitive symbols. 2167 02:04:16,430 --> 02:04:22,000 You walking, talking monkeys with your cave drawings. 2168 02:04:22,010 --> 02:04:26,340 You assume there's only one way to gain magic. 2169 02:04:26,340 --> 02:04:29,180 No, no, no. 2170 02:04:29,180 --> 02:04:32,320 There are more ways than a mind can imagine. 2171 02:04:33,380 --> 02:04:35,150 What in God's name? 2172 02:04:35,150 --> 02:04:39,590 I name the gods, Doctor. Not the other way around. 2173 02:04:39,590 --> 02:04:43,020 Oh, what fun we're going to have together. 2174 02:04:43,030 --> 02:04:47,430 The Seven Realms are about to be ours. 2175 02:04:47,430 --> 02:04:49,100 [LAUGHING] 2176 02:04:53,250 --> 02:04:58,250 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync by GoldenBeard 2177 02:04:58,250 --> 02:05:18,250 - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44 2178 02:11:10,480 --> 02:11:11,680 [SHUSHING] 2179 02:11:13,420 --> 02:11:16,050 Don't beat yourself up, buddy. You're gonna find someone. 2180 02:11:16,720 --> 02:11:18,390 [LAUGHS] Yeah, I'm sure. 2181 02:11:18,390 --> 02:11:20,920 Because there's plenty of fish in the sea. 2182 02:11:20,920 --> 02:11:22,390 [LAUGHS] 2183 02:11:22,390 --> 02:11:24,360 Of course it's not real. I can't talk to fish. 2184 02:11:24,360 --> 02:11:26,890 Even if I could, I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that's cool? 2185 02:11:26,890 --> 02:11:31,370 [SCOFFS] I don't know, maybe command an army of billions in the ocean. 2186 02:11:31,370 --> 02:11:34,700 Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool. 2187 02:11:34,700 --> 02:11:49,700 - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44 175920