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[Groot narrating] I am Groot. I am Groot!
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
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I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
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I... am... Groot!
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
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[Rocket] What Groot means to say is, this is Rocket's
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List of Grievances Number 326 in an ongoing series.
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So, Odin's no-good brother, the Serpent,
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took control of the World Treeand conquered Asgard.
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[grunts]
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No! No!
[straining]
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How come? Oh, no reason,
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except to drain all the life energy
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out of every planet in the galaxy.
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[Quill] Okay, enough griping. This is Star-Lord's
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Super Awesome Adventure Log!
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Okay, so we scoured the galaxy for heroes to help us save Asgard.
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I mean, we had a Hulk.
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How cool is that?
[straining]
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[muffled straining]
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[Rocket] Only that didn't work out quite like we planned.
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[Drax]Cease this annoying bickeringwhile I present... Drax Facts.
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We went to Hela, Queen of Asgard's Fallen,
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to reforge Dragonfang,
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the only weapon capable
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of defeating the Serpent in glorious combat!
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[Quill] And what happened, Draxy?
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[yells]
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[Drax] That did not work out as planned.
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I am Groot!
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[Rocket] Then we busted outta there with Dragonfang.
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Yeah, I was getting to that.[Quill]That's the most important part!
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[Rocket] Don't tell me how to list my grievances!
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[Gamora]You're all wasting your breath.
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As in, this ship is literally
running out of oxygen.
I am Groot.
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How we gonna hitch a ride?
We're in the middle of nowhere.
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And I don't mean
the giant Celestial head.
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[spaceship approaching]
I am Groot!
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[Rhomann Dey] Attention, Asgardian Skiff.
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You are obstructing Nova Corps activity.
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Please clear the area.
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Rhomann Dey! Unh!
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Finally, a space cop
when you need one.
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[Dey]
You're lucky
I ran into you guys.
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All Nova Corps units
have been dispatched
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to subdue some kind
of disturbance on Asgard.
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I was on my way there
when I found you.
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But I can't raise
any of the other corpsman
over the comm.
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That's because
the battle's already over.
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[Rocket]
And guess who lost.
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Nova Corps!
Nova Corps lost this battle.
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What?
Was my guess incorrect?
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[Quill]
Looks like the Serpent
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went a little overboard
with the World Tree landscaping.
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[Gamora]
He also has the Bifrost.
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Which means he'll be able
to siphon the life
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out of every planet
in the galaxy.
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No idea what
you're talking about.
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[screeching]
[gasps]
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Well, that oughta
give you a clue!
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What are those things?
[computer trilling]
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They appear to be large insects
impervious to weapons.
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Let's see if they're
impervious to restraints.
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[screeches]
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[all yelling]
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[groans]
Yeah, I'm gonna go with
"impervious to restraints."
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[sighs]
Then we need to hit their master
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with the one thing
he's not impervious to.
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I am Groot.
[cries out]
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Oh, how many times
I gotta tell ya?
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Dragonfang
ain't safe for trees!
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And Asgard isn't safe
for us.
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We'll need a fleet
to fight this threat.
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Several fleets, in fact.
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Which means
we'll need the support
of the Galactic Council.
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[Nova Prime]
The Galactic Council cannot
support an attack on Asgard.
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[Quill]
Aw, come on!
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The Rigellian, Spartaxian,
and Kree empires are currently
under siege.
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All military resources
must be directed to the defense
of their own planets.
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Aw, well,
that was useful.
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And by "useful,"
I mean a complete
flargin' waste of time!
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[Quill]
Oh, I know someone
who might be able to help.
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You're not
gonna like it.
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I knew you would come to me.
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Hey, Thanos.
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So, we were in the neighborhood,
and-- It's a funny story.
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Remember how you said,
"The end of everything
approaches"?
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I also recall saying,
"Nothing you can do
will prevent it."
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Does this
look like nothing?
I will answer for you.
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It does not.
It looks like a sword.
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Hm, not just any sword.
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I would recognize
the enchantment
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of that beguiling creature
Hela anywhere.
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You know her?
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I'm a great admirer
of her work.
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I might consider helping you
in exchange for her sword.
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I am Groot.
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Yeah. No deal.
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Suit yourselves.
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Seriously? You're just gonna
sit back and let someone else
destroy the galaxy?
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The whole galaxy?
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I want her to ask me.
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My daughter and true heir.
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Father, I beg of you,
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prove to the galaxy
that the mighty Thanos
is capable of anything,
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even an act of good.
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An intriguing challenge.
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I really hope you guys
know what you're doing.
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[digital humming]
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[shackle clangs]
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Yeah. We do.
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Make a move on anybody
other than the Serpent,
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and you get the zap,
like so!
[beeps]
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[cries out]
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[mutters]
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[Thanos]
I feel much more like myself
in this armor.
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Not sure if that's a good thing
or a bad thing.
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Perhaps it is,
as you are fond of saying,
a bit of both.
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[Quill] There's Asgard.
We're gonna need a way
to bust through those vines.
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Any suggestions?
[Thanos]
Allow me.
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[roars]
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[roars]
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I am Groot.
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Thanos is a brutal,
power-mad despot
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[grunting]
upon whom I have sworn
eternal vengeance.
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But he knows how
to throw a punch.
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[grunting]
[roaring]
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[roaring]
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Oh, that's not good.
Wait for it.
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[screeching]
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[roars]
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Wow.
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The Serpent's so busy
sending his attack bugs
to fight off Thanos,
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he won't even know
we're here.
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Apparently he can multi-task.
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[Quill]
Abandon ship!
Before we're plant food!
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[sword blows landing]
[Drax grunting]
Heed well, Serpent!
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Drax will not be stopped
by foliage!
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This isn't just foliage.
It's a delivery system.
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The Serpent is using it
to feed off of life energy
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his bugs steal
from other planets.
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[roaring]
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Yo, Wrinkles!
Got some new targets
for you to punch!
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You sure
he heard you?
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[beeps]
[Thanos screaming]
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[chuckles]
Ohh, yeah.
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These creatures
are bursting with life.
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I despise life.
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Who dares
interrupt my meal?
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I am Groot!
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Thanos dares.
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[insect creature buzzing]
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[grunts]
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So, the Mad Titan
Thanos himself
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at my doorstep.
[thuds]
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This is indeed
a pleasant surprise.
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I look forward
to defeating you.
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[Drax grunts, yells]
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You are the one
who will be defeated
this day, Serpent!
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Aahh!
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[grunting]
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You are no threat
to me, mortal.
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This sword, however...
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[Quill]
Is not going into
your slimy hands.
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Rocket, catch!
[grunts]
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[Dragonfang clangs on ground.
Eh, flarg.
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[grunts]
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[straining]
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Okay, Serpie. Dance-off.
You and me, bro.
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I do not dance.
[grunts]
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This sword was forged
by my brother, Odin,
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and enchanted by Hela,
Queen of Asgard's Fallen.
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It was designed to slay me,
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yet it failed,
shattering at my touch.
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I don't imagine you mortals
will be so fortunate.
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[grunts]
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[Thanos]
I will consider myself warned.
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As you Guardians
are so fond of saying,
you're welcome.
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I am Groot.
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Thanos, you will pay
for your insolence!
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The World Tree serves
at my command!
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It feeds me...
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with the life energy
of its captives.
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All the might of Asgard!
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You are not the only one
capable of siphoning energy,
Serpent.
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[Quill]
Who knew he could do that?
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Thanos knew.
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[groans]
What?
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Was my guess incorrect again?
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[both yell]
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Aah!
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[Rocket]
Huh. I can't believe
I'm rooting for the purple guy.
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[Gamora] My father may be
many things, but ineffective
isn't one of them.
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[yells]
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[Thanos grunts]
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You cannot wield
life energy, Titan.
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You oppose life.
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You are better suited
for Hela's domain than mine.
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You fear Hela's dark power,
Asgardian.
[yells]
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That is why her sword
can defeat you!
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[grunts]
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That is why
I will defeat you!
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[straining]
I... am... Groot.
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[yells]
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Pity you don't have
her sword now.
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[yells]
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Aaahhh!
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Oh, that's
really not good.
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Now to finish that
from which I was
so rudely interrupted.
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Oh, yeah?
Then where's your sword,
nature boy? Burn.
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[growls]
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Where is Dragonfang?
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[straining]
I... am... Groot!
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Feeble weed.
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You can barely touch Dragonfang,
let alone wield it.
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Who do you think you are?
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I am Groot!
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[bellowing]
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No! Aah!
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[all yell, grunt]
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Clearly, I underestimated you,
sapling.
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You possess the potential
for power
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to rival the World Tree itself.
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I am Groot?
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Think of how we can
rule the galaxy
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if we wield
that power together.
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I am Groot!
[grunts]
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[straining]
Very well.
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If you will not join me,
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I will feast
on your life energy!
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[straining]
I... am... Groooot.
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You will not be,
once I've drained you
of your life energy.
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[grunts]
Aaahh!
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[Quill]
I think you've had
a little too much, Serpent.
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I'm gonna have to cut you off.
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[growls]
[Drax] It appears it will be the
Serpent who will do the cutting.
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Then we'll do the blasting!
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I'll show ya blasting!
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[grunting]
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[yells]
[grunts]
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[all yell, grunt]
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[grunts]
I am Groot!
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[yells, grunts]
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[straining]
I... am... Groot!
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[grunting]
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[groans]
This battle
is extremely frustrating.
248
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:51,089
It's like he can see our attacks
before we make them.
249
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,323
Aah!
250
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,325
Now he can't see anything.
251
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,728
[grunting]
252
00:14:56,730 --> 00:15:00,198
He's missing the best part.
[grunts]
253
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,034
[groans]
254
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:06,571
I am Groot.
I am Groot.
I am Groot!
255
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,107
So, the Serpent
is connected to the World Tree,
256
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,043
and the only way
to sever that connection
is with Dragonfang?
257
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,412
I am Groot.
[Quill]
Let's move!
258
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,483
We gotta punch that sword
all the way into the World Tree
before the Serpent wakes up!
259
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,319
I am Groot!
260
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:27,158
[all straining]
261
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,361
[grunts]
262
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,196
[straining]
263
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:36,334
I... am... Groot.
264
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,839
No!
265
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,410
[all grunt]
266
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,246
[groans]
I am--
267
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:52,383
It's over, twig.
You've failed!
268
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,953
I am Groot.
269
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,759
No! No!
270
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,928
[grunting]
271
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,830
Aahh...
272
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,204
[ascending whirring]
273
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,953
[groans]
[communicator beeps]
274
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,990
Did we stop the Serpent?
[Thor]
Verily...
275
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,025
Lord of the Stars.
276
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,594
Thor! Odin!
What's happening?
277
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,296
What is happening
278
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,765
is you have saved
everyone in Asgard
279
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,001
and all the Nine Realms.
280
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,203
Perhaps not everyone.
281
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,605
[Rocket]
Groot!
282
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,309
Ohh.
You sacrificed everything
283
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,211
to save us, bud.
284
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,883
Not as long as I am All-Father
of this realm.
285
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,026
[inhales]
286
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,861
I am Groot!
287
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:13,865
You mind? I'm, uh,
trying to have
a moment here.
288
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,201
Wait. You're alive?
You're alive!
[muffled grunting]
289
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:23,207
[Odin]
My brother, the Serpent,
is defeated
290
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,910
and his captives freed.
291
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:29,514
Asgard once again owes
a mighty debt of gratitude
292
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,216
to the Guardians
of the Galaxy.
293
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,053
And once again,
294
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:38,856
Asgard completely ignores
my contribution.
295
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:43,061
I saved the Bifrost.
I found Dragonfang.
296
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,731
I'm just as much hero,
if not more.
297
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,167
Loki? Hero?
298
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,170
It is not in
your trickster nature.
299
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,105
Aw, give him a break.
300
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:57,742
He's a trickster and a hero.
301
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,611
You know, a bit of both.
302
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,747
I am Groot!
303
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:06,551
Even my father, Thanos,
the most evil being
in the galaxy,
304
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,586
proved he was
capable of good,
305
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,655
if just once.
306
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,127
Take 'em all.
307
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,463
You've earned 'em.
308
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,400
I-- I don't know
what to say.
309
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,435
I do.
310
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,804
Let's show these Asgardians
311
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,107
how to par-tay!
312
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,378
I am Groot. I am Groot.
313
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:37,115
I am Groot.
314
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,584
I am Groot!
[laughing]
315
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,820
I am Groot.
Who are you talking to?
316
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,323
I am Groot.
317
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,494
I am Groot.
318
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,562
[laughs]
I am Groot.
319
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,832
[sighs]
320
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,169
I guess this is all I have
to remember you by now, Yondu.
321
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,373
[blows]
322
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,077
[whistles]
323
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,513
Ow! And you still
found a way
324
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,982
to be a pain in my butt!
325
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,786
ΒΆΒΆ [techno]
Corn dogs.
326
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:19,090
Drax knows of no greater
delicacy in the universe.
327
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,593
Hmm?
328
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,231
Uh, wha--
329
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,270
[both laughing]
330
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,712
[Gamora]
Hello, Collector.
331
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:45,283
Did you really think
we'd forgotten about Heimdall?
332
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:04,235
I've wanted to meet you
for a long time...
333
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:08,272
Hela, Queen of Darkness.
334
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:15,246
[Iron Man]
It is my honor
to introduce to you today
335
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,348
our allies from the cosmos.
336
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,084
Just think of us
as Space Avengers!
337
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,919
I didn't say that.
338
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:25,423
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Guardians of the Galaxy.
339
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,659
[crowd cheering]
340
00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:34,832
Peter Jason Quill!
Right here!
341
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,068
Where have you been
for the last 30 years?
342
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,271
We all wanna know.
Grandpa?
343
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:44,942
So you do remember
your last living relative.
344
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,078
So, what's your excuse
for not calling?
345
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,181
Oh, let me guess.
They don't have phones
in space.
346
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:54,452
Well, the thing is,
I've kind of been busy
saving the galaxy and stuff.
347
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:58,789
"Hi, Grandpa.
Oh, boy! It's Pete.
I missed you so much.
348
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,692
"I just wanted to let you know
I'm not dead.
349
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,195
"I hope you haven't been
worrying yourself sick
350
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:08,966
searching in vain for me
every day of your life."
351
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,903
Come on!
Is it that hard?
352
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,305
Um, it's been great
to see you.
353
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,907
Do you think we could talk
after the press conference?
354
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,311
Oh, sure. The Avengers--
you've got time for them.
355
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,213
But your own
flesh and blood?
356
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:25,116
Didn't they teach you
any manners in space?
357
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,051
You get over here.
Get-- Come on.
358
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,287
Come with me. Come on.
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
359
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:32,189
[laughs]
I like this guy.
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