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(GRAND ORCHESTRAL FANFARE
PLAYING)
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♪ ♪
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(RADIO STATIC
WHISTLING AND BUZZING)
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♪ Hey, this is
radio station WSKEE ♪
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♪ We're taking calls
on the wish line ♪
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♪ Making your wacky wishes
come true ♪
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♪ Hello? I wish I was
a little bit taller ♪
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♪ I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl ♪
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♪ Who looked good,
I would call her ♪
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♪ Wish I had a rabbit
in a hat with a bat ♪
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- ♪ And a '64 Impala... ♪
- (CROWD BOOING)
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- BOY: Hey, four-eyes!
- GIRL: Loser!
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JORDAN:
Allow me to introduce myself.
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BOY:
Get off the stage!
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That's me, Jordan Sanders.
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Well, actually, this is me now.
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I know. I get it.
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Big change, right?
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But that was me in 1993,
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the day I decided to show
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everyone at Windsor
Middle School what I did best.
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The laws of science.
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They're actually true.
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I can trust them.
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I can rely on them.
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- Who cares?
- (LAUGHTER)
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There she is.
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You know her: the person
who just can't let you live
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your best life.
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Prepare to behold
a death-defying feat!
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(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
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I trust the conservation
of mechanical energy 100%.
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So much, in fact,
that I am willing to risk
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my very life to demonstrate.
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Boo!
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- (CROWD JEERING)
- Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
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Because this ball
should not be able
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to pass this very spot again.
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Go.
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(CROWD OOHING)
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(CROWD GASPING)
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♪ Hello? I wish I was a little
bit taller, I wish I was... ♪
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Now, this should have been
my moment of victory.
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And for seven glorious seconds,
I was on top of the world.
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(GRUNTS)
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- (GRUNTS)
- But then,
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just like that, it was over.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Ow. Ow, ow, ow.
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Something changed.
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Little did I know,
that something would be me.
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Jordan, I know you had
big plans to go out there
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and show those kids
how awesome you really are
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so they wouldn't be so hard
on you at school every day.
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Being me sucks.
I want to be someone else.
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(SIGHS)
I know it's hard right now,
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but that's just because
you're little.
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When you grow up,
it won't be like this.
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- It won't?
- Nope.
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- Because you're smart.
- Yes.
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I am smart, aren't I?
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DAD:
And do you know what happens
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to smart people
when they're big?
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They become the boss.
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- Really?
- Really.
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And nobody...
and I mean nobody...
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bullies the boss.
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Well, then I can't wait
to be big.
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So I can be the boss
and no one will bully me.
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- Now that's my girl.
- (JORDAN CHUCKLES)
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Because I'll bully them first.
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("WHERE MY GIRLS"
BY DAI BURGER PLAYING)
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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- ♪ Ladies ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Where my girls
with the blonde hair? ♪
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♪ Where my girls, where my
girls with the jet black? ♪
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- ♪ Jet black ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Where my girls
with the purple hair? ♪
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♪ Whip it, whip it everywhere,
wh-wh-whip it everywhere ♪
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♪ If you don't need
no validation ♪
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♪ Wave them hands in the air,
no hesitation... ♪
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- (MUSIC BOX MELODY PLAYING)
- (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
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AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE:
Jordan, it's time to wake up
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- and live your dreams.
- (JORDAN SNORTS)
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Jordan.
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- I said wake up, girl.
- (JORDAN EXHALES)
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Let's get this shmoney, okay?
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)
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HomeGirl, call April.
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HOMEGIRL:
Take a whoosah, girl.
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Fact: April Williams
is your assistant.
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"Assist" is in the job title.
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Calling April.
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(RELAXING NEW AGE MUSIC
PLAYING)
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(BELL DINGS)
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MALE NARRATOR (OVER EARBUDS):
So, you want to slap your boss.
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You're not alone.
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We all have stress triggers.
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People who are vampires,
bloodsuckers,
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- just plain evil.
- (MOUTHING): Evil.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE:
Jordan Sanders calling.
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Jordan Sanders calling.
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Jordan Sanders calling.
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- Jordan Sanders calling.
- Oh, shit.
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Hello?
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Are you awake?
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Yeah, I-I'm awake.
I was just meditating.
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Wake up!
Be awake when I call.
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APRIL:
But... (STAMMERS)
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I don't know
when you're gonna call,
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so when would I sleep?
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When I'm not calling.
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(VOICE BREAKING):
April, listen to me.
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I'm sad this morning.
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(FEIGNING SYMPATHY):
Oh, why?
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I have asked you
a thousand times
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to have my housekeeper,
Elaine...
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Linda is her name. Linda.
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...put my slippers 53
centimeters away from the bed
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so when I hop out
my feet can land on them.
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I mean, am I being
unreasonable?
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(MOUTHING):
Yes, bitch.
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Is that too much to ask?
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No, it's not
unreasonable at all.
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Damn right, it's not too much.
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I can't be any kinder
to you, April.
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Why are you not at work?
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I don't need
a stay-at-home assistant.
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I'm on my way.
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- I'm on my way right now.
- Go!
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♪ You're so damn electro-cute ♪
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- ♪ All right ♪
- ♪ You know you got that juice ♪
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ You know you got that juice ♪
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- ♪ You know you got that juice ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
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♪ Now squeeze all that
passion fruit ♪
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- ♪ Squeeze ♪
- ♪ Ain't no one fresher than you ♪
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♪ Ain't no one fresher
than you ♪
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♪ And if they try
to break you, you say ♪
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- ♪ Down, dog ♪
- ♪ Don't think about it ♪
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- Keep your eye on the penny.
- ♪ I got the juice. ♪
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- Hey, Tony.
- Hey, April.
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Can I get a raspberry jelly,
and...
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you can just put
a line of sprinkles out,
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and I'll snort 'em.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Take it the boss lady's
on the warpath this morning.
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- Every morning.
- (CHUCKLES)
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- Focus.
- (CHUCKLING): All right.
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Oh, Stevie didn't go
to school today?
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Yeah, I gave her the day off.
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Those bullies
just won't let up.
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I can relate.
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Hey, April.
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- Hey.
- Want to see a magic trick?
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- Yes.
- I'm gonna take this penny
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and turn it into a quarter.
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Can you get my paycheck next?
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(APRIL CHUCKLES)
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STEVIE:
Ah, Jesus.
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- Ta-da!
- (APRIL LAUGHS)
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Wow.
That was... magical.
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- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Thank you.
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It's like she senses
my happiness.
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Yes, Jordan?
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Did you call Amex
and schedule my call?
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I need to have it...
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HomeGirl, end call.
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HOMEGIRL:
Mm-hmm. I got you.
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Good morning, Trevor.
Oh, good morning, Jordan.
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What are you still doing here?
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I overslept. Forgive me.
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You always have an excuse.
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Why you always got
your guard up, huh?
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Have I ever hurt you?
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No, you haven't,
because my guard is always up.
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- Why do we have this discussion back and forth?
- Wh... (SCOFFS)
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I should've known
what you was about.
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You got my name as "D Boy"
in your contacts.
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Yes, I saw that.
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"D" is...
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it's-it's DeAndre,
which is French for Trevor.
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- What?
- You know what? I don't have to explain myself.
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- Jordan, come on.
- Why were you going through
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- my contacts in the first place?
- Come on, Jordan.
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- (STAMMERS) DeAndre?
- You have to go.
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- No, no, no.
- Oh, my...
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- Are you serious right now?
- I'm not go...
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What? You strong, ain't you?
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Come on, Jordan.
I'm just trying to get you
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to open up to me, all right?
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- Come on.
- I have a company to run.
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You-you can run me. Come on,
you know how we do. Come on.
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- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- You get it. You know. - Mm...
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♪ I'm trying to put you ♪
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- ♪ To bed, bed, bed ♪
- (SNAPS FINGERS RHYTHMICALLY)
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♪ I'm trying to
put you to bed ♪
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Yeah. ♪ Bed, bed. ♪
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- Give it to me now. Come on.
- No, no.
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- No.
- Wow.
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- (TREVOR SIGHS)
- Oh, wait, I need my key back.
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- What? Huh? I can't...
- That-that was for one night.
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I can't hear...
I can't hear you. What...?
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- D Boy!
- What you saying? What? What?
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Did you have to do all that
sex stuff in front of my child?
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Oh, please,
he just popped out of you.
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I am sure he knows
the territory down there.
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She's four.
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Oh. He's transitioning.
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Well, good luck, little fella.
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I like you.
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Now, your mama's
a different story.
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(MUTTERING)
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If you need a drink,
come over here, little man.
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- I got you.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
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HomeGirl, play "Put Me to Bed."
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HOMEGIRL: You removed all
love songs from your playlist.
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Right. No softening.
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HOMEGIRL:
I tried to tell you.
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HomeGirl is playing your jam.
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("MONEY" BY LEIKELI47 PLAYING)
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♪ Talking, always talking ♪
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♪ That's your problem,
you always talking ♪
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♪ Rock star mixed with
a ghetto chick ♪
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♪ Try me?
I wish, I wish you would ♪
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♪ Hol' up, who gon' hold us? ♪
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- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪
- ♪ Huh ♪
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♪ Not the cemetery
or the penitentiary ♪
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♪ Damn my contemporaries,
I'm too legendary ♪
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♪ It's so money ♪
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- ♪ I got money ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Money, I got money ♪
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- (SIGHS) Perfect.
- ♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Right now I'm chasing yen
in Dover Street again ♪
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♪ I'm introverted, I'm not open
to new friends... ♪
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Excuse me.
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- (BOY GRUNTS)
- (THUD)
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(WOMAN GROANS)
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♪ And look like money ♪
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(MAN GASPS)
244
00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:29,960
♪ Money ♪
245
00:10:31,128 --> 00:10:33,462
Back. The usual.
246
00:10:33,464 --> 00:10:36,167
- ♪ Money. ♪
- (OTHERS MURMURING QUIETLY)
247
00:10:38,002 --> 00:10:39,400
Thank you.
248
00:10:39,402 --> 00:10:41,402
And don't hate the player,
y'all.
249
00:10:41,404 --> 00:10:43,405
Hate your little
broke-ass game.
250
00:10:43,407 --> 00:10:46,141
Have a cheap day.
251
00:10:46,143 --> 00:10:47,943
Oh, good morning, ma'am.
252
00:10:47,945 --> 00:10:49,477
How would you know?
253
00:10:49,479 --> 00:10:51,512
- (CAMERAS CLICKING)
- (JORDAN GASPING)
254
00:10:51,514 --> 00:10:53,317
(CUP SHATTERS)
255
00:10:57,021 --> 00:10:59,087
- (ALARM WHOOPING)
- Whoa! - Whoa.
256
00:10:59,089 --> 00:11:00,955
Beat it, boys!
This ain't the hood!
257
00:11:00,957 --> 00:11:01,992
(ALARM STOPS)
258
00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:05,295
(GASPING)
259
00:11:08,132 --> 00:11:10,399
- Vince, you read my lips.
- Okay.
260
00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:11,934
If you see Lil Weezy
261
00:11:11,936 --> 00:11:14,136
or any other delinquents
near my baby again,
262
00:11:14,138 --> 00:11:17,472
you better body-slam 'em,
or I'm gonna body-slam you!
263
00:11:17,474 --> 00:11:19,473
Y-Y-Yes, ma'am.
264
00:11:19,475 --> 00:11:21,043
And then I'm gonna
get you fired!
265
00:11:21,045 --> 00:11:22,310
Yes, ma'am.
266
00:11:22,312 --> 00:11:24,112
I-I would hate
for that day to come.
267
00:11:24,114 --> 00:11:26,084
(ENGINE REVVING)
268
00:11:28,319 --> 00:11:30,121
(TIRES SQUEALING,
HORNS HONKING)
269
00:11:32,056 --> 00:11:34,359
(CHUCKLES, SNORTS)
270
00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,059
APRIL (OVER PHONE):
Hey, Jordan.
271
00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:40,127
Did my new seat cushions
arrive yet?
272
00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:41,929
Mm, not yet.
273
00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:44,067
Clearly, you don't care
if my ass is in pain.
274
00:11:45,099 --> 00:11:45,900
Of course I care
about your ass.
275
00:11:45,902 --> 00:11:47,636
You wouldn't happen to be
shoving a doughnut
276
00:11:47,638 --> 00:11:49,036
into your face, would you?
277
00:11:49,038 --> 00:11:50,238
- Good-bye.
- Huh?
278
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,440
Oh!
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
279
00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:54,275
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- So sorry.
280
00:11:54,277 --> 00:11:56,178
- April, I am so sorry.
- No, it's my fault.
281
00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,913
I'm sorry. How's your...
Is your doughnut okay?
282
00:11:57,915 --> 00:11:59,348
Oh, it-it'll survive.
283
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:00,982
(CHUCKLING):
All right.
284
00:12:00,984 --> 00:12:04,419
I got... I got your sugar
all over me. (CHUCKLES)
285
00:12:04,421 --> 00:12:06,255
Wow, that looks so good on you.
286
00:12:06,257 --> 00:12:07,390
- Huh?
- Huh?
287
00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:10,258
- I-I thought you said something.
- No, uh... (LAUGHS)
288
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,093
So, wait... so are...
Wait, are you gonna do...
289
00:12:12,095 --> 00:12:13,896
gonna pitch your idea
to Jordan today?
290
00:12:13,898 --> 00:12:16,330
- Yeah. Today is the day.
- Yeah? Yeah!
291
00:12:16,332 --> 00:12:18,567
But tomorrow's also good,
too, I heard.
292
00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:20,035
No, no, wait, you...
293
00:12:20,037 --> 00:12:21,502
April, you've been
saying "tomorrow"
294
00:12:21,504 --> 00:12:23,137
for, like, months now.
295
00:12:23,139 --> 00:12:25,339
DiscoverEyes is great.
296
00:12:25,341 --> 00:12:26,641
Yeah, you got to go for it.
297
00:12:26,643 --> 00:12:28,577
Hey.
298
00:12:28,579 --> 00:12:30,945
You got this.
299
00:12:30,947 --> 00:12:32,347
- Okay.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
300
00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:34,549
- You got this.
- Yeah. (LAUGHS)
301
00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,617
- Oh, wait, that's a step.
- I got it. I'm good.
302
00:12:36,619 --> 00:12:38,056
(LAUGHS)
303
00:12:40,356 --> 00:12:43,458
And you can get this.
304
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,294
- I'm sorry, you say something?
- Huh? No, no, no.
305
00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:46,495
Jordan, Jordan, yeah,
you can...
306
00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:48,967
you can get the product,
the apps...
307
00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:55,273
(COFFEE MAKER HUMMING)
308
00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:07,082
APRIL:
Mm!
309
00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:09,020
Not gonna catch me slippin'.
310
00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:12,987
Mr. Connor.
311
00:13:12,989 --> 00:13:14,423
May I help you?
312
00:13:14,425 --> 00:13:16,361
I am waiting on Jordan.
313
00:13:18,061 --> 00:13:19,428
Oh, well, um...
314
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:22,030
would you like to wait
in our lovely lobby?
315
00:13:22,032 --> 00:13:25,633
Nope. She's fine with me
chilling in here.
316
00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:27,703
- Um...
- Cool, cool.
317
00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:29,170
Oh.
318
00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:30,472
Uh, of course.
319
00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:32,140
She is gonna love
that you're sitting
320
00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:33,976
at her desk with your feet up.
321
00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:35,412
I'm just gonna go get her.
322
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,983
She's here!
Take cover, everyone!
323
00:13:41,985 --> 00:13:44,352
- (FRANTIC CHATTER)
- I've gotta be at my desk!
324
00:13:44,354 --> 00:13:46,521
- MAN: Hurry, hurry!
- (EXHALES) I'm sorry.
325
00:13:46,523 --> 00:13:48,960
- Yes, you are.
- Good morning.
326
00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:51,727
APRIL:
Okay.
327
00:13:51,729 --> 00:13:53,661
- So, Connor...
- Shh!
328
00:13:53,663 --> 00:13:56,365
- (LAUGHTER OUTSIDE)
- WOMAN: How did you do that?
329
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,002
STEVIE:
Thank you.
330
00:14:01,739 --> 00:14:03,472
Why are y'all out here
congregating
331
00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:05,306
like you were in a yard?
332
00:14:05,308 --> 00:14:06,507
- Sorry, ma'am. Sorry.
- (OTHERS MURMURING)
333
00:14:06,509 --> 00:14:09,377
That's not what
I'm paying you for.
334
00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:12,984
Can I interest you
in some magic?
335
00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:18,319
There is no such thing
as magic.
336
00:14:18,321 --> 00:14:20,288
Well, what about
Black Girl Magic?
337
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:23,357
You're a black girl
fire hazard.
338
00:14:23,359 --> 00:14:24,995
Now, go and disappear.
339
00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:28,231
STEVIE:
What? (SIGHS)
340
00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,733
Happy birthday!
341
00:14:32,735 --> 00:14:34,535
Call the city
and get JS Innovations off
342
00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:37,772
- that dumpy doughnut truck's delivery route.
- Grab the cake!
343
00:14:37,774 --> 00:14:40,375
- Of course. Immediate...
- (YELLS)
344
00:14:40,377 --> 00:14:41,809
Who did this?
345
00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:45,579
I told you guys
no carbs around me!
346
00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:48,382
Oh, uh...
347
00:14:48,384 --> 00:14:49,818
Um...
348
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,386
(JORDAN SIGHS)
349
00:14:51,388 --> 00:14:55,122
Your biggest client
is in your office.
350
00:14:55,124 --> 00:14:57,061
Connor?
351
00:14:59,396 --> 00:15:01,262
How did he get up there, April?
352
00:15:01,264 --> 00:15:05,067
You know you're not supposed
to speak directly to him.
353
00:15:05,069 --> 00:15:07,301
I didn't. I... He was
already there when I got there,
354
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,639
and I-I tried
to tell him it's...
355
00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:14,078
Shh.
356
00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:17,578
There she is.
357
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,146
Connor the Incredible.
358
00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:21,449
What a pleasant surprise.
359
00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:25,319
Please, stay seated
with your feet on my desk.
360
00:15:25,321 --> 00:15:27,789
It's... actually fine.
361
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:29,391
They got to be on the desk.
362
00:15:29,393 --> 00:15:32,327
Up top!
363
00:15:32,329 --> 00:15:33,527
(EXHALES)
364
00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,497
Well, what can I do for you?
365
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,732
I am bouncing to another firm.
366
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:39,468
What?
367
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,236
No. No.
368
00:15:41,238 --> 00:15:43,737
Connor, you can't jump.
You're my biggest client.
369
00:15:43,739 --> 00:15:46,373
That's why I wanted to give you
the heads-up in person.
370
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,175
Wait a minute.
Where is this coming from?
371
00:15:48,177 --> 00:15:52,179
We just want a fresh voice
to bring in new tech ideas.
372
00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:55,583
Listen, my next product,
it-it's still in beta testing,
373
00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:58,386
but I promise you,
HomeGirl, it's gonna be big.
374
00:15:58,388 --> 00:16:00,222
It's-it's more than
a virtual assistant.
375
00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:03,525
It is a virtual assistant
if she were your homegirl.
376
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,260
It's just not for us.
377
00:16:05,262 --> 00:16:06,660
All right.
378
00:16:06,662 --> 00:16:08,530
Story time, JoJo.
379
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,131
Oh, not again.
380
00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:14,236
When I was a kid,
I lived a hard-knock life.
381
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:15,670
- Mm-hmm.
- Anyway,
382
00:16:15,672 --> 00:16:17,405
I started getting into tech,
383
00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:20,508
and one day,
I had to come to my dad
384
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:24,512
and ask for a $10 million loan
to start my company.
385
00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:26,314
And he's like, "What?
386
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:28,683
"When you start a company,
you don't get ten million.
387
00:16:28,685 --> 00:16:30,385
I'll give you five million."
388
00:16:30,387 --> 00:16:32,920
- And that hurt.
- Wow.
389
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,555
'Cause I was expecting ten.
390
00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:36,525
I had budgeted for ten million.
391
00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:38,293
Mm.
392
00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:40,562
So I go to Grandmother
and Grandfather.
393
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,396
And I'm like,
"Can you invest more millions
394
00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:44,232
of dollars in my company?"
395
00:16:44,234 --> 00:16:46,668
My grandfather's like, "Well,
I don't know what this is."
396
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,270
- No.
- That was hard,
397
00:16:48,272 --> 00:16:50,405
but he gave it to me.
And then, finally,
398
00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:53,407
I sell the company
for $400 million.
399
00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:55,410
So, that's my struggle.
400
00:16:55,412 --> 00:16:57,478
That's how I came up.
401
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,646
I felt that. I do.
402
00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:00,415
I mean, you could
give me a chance
403
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,184
like Grandmother
and Grandfather gave you,
404
00:17:03,186 --> 00:17:05,553
and just... just...
405
00:17:05,555 --> 00:17:08,356
take that leap of faith
and-and-and-and-and-and-and...
406
00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:09,890
and-and-and-and-and-and-and...
407
00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:12,493
- and... and...
- Look, JoJo, okay.
408
00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,930
I'm meeting with another firm
to talk about
409
00:17:14,932 --> 00:17:16,830
new gaming app ideas on Friday.
410
00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:19,233
- I'm sowwy.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
411
00:17:19,235 --> 00:17:21,536
Connor, please just
give me a chance
412
00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,704
before you make any rash moves.
413
00:17:23,706 --> 00:17:25,674
(GROANING SIGH)
414
00:17:25,676 --> 00:17:27,474
All right, fine.
415
00:17:27,476 --> 00:17:29,778
48 hours. Cool?
416
00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,445
- Yes. I will take it.
- (PATS BACK)
417
00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:32,780
Thank you.
418
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:36,651
And I promise fresh voices
coming at you.
419
00:17:36,653 --> 00:17:38,819
Also, you...
do you know you have, like,
420
00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:41,990
three dinner napkins
on your back?
421
00:17:41,992 --> 00:17:43,992
I didn't know
if that was a choice
422
00:17:43,994 --> 00:17:45,926
or if you leaned
on something or...
423
00:17:45,928 --> 00:17:48,696
No, it's fashion.
It's fashion. It's...
424
00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:51,433
- Oh. You got one shot, JoJo.
- It's fashion.
425
00:17:51,435 --> 00:17:53,234
Don't blow it.
426
00:17:53,236 --> 00:17:55,537
- (MURMURING)
- All right, people.
427
00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:57,405
- (MURMURING QUIETS)
- Settle down.
428
00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:58,607
(CLEARS THROAT)
429
00:17:58,609 --> 00:17:59,907
Oh.
430
00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:01,443
Apparently, it's lunch,
431
00:18:01,445 --> 00:18:04,011
since Scott wants to eat
during our meeting.
432
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:05,715
Okay.
433
00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:09,720
(PRESTON GROANS QUIETLY)
434
00:18:11,288 --> 00:18:12,857
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
435
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,558
There you go.
436
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,359
Take a bite.
437
00:18:18,361 --> 00:18:19,596
(CHUCKLES)
438
00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:22,597
We don't have all day, Scott.
439
00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:24,202
Eat.
440
00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:31,338
Yummy.
441
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,674
Anybody else hungry?
442
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,041
PRESTON:
No. I just had salad.
443
00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,877
- Mm, I'm fasting.
- JORDAN: All right.
444
00:18:36,879 --> 00:18:38,946
Connor wants a new gaming app,
445
00:18:38,948 --> 00:18:41,316
the best thing
we've ever come up with,
446
00:18:41,318 --> 00:18:42,916
and we're gonna give it to him.
447
00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:45,686
It needs to be big.
448
00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:47,688
- It needs to make noise.
- PRESTON: But when you say
449
00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,657
"make noise," do you mean,
like, literally make noise,
450
00:18:49,659 --> 00:18:51,792
like the app makes noise,
or is it just a...
451
00:18:51,794 --> 00:18:53,761
Okay.
452
00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:55,297
I-I get it.
453
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,931
I know that face.
454
00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:59,701
We've got 48 hours
to save our asses.
455
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,636
So let's go.
456
00:19:01,638 --> 00:19:03,672
- (WHISPERS): Go.
- JORDAN: Impress me, people.
457
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:07,642
Um, an-an app like, uh, Tinder,
458
00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:10,979
uh, but instead of
matching people for dates,
459
00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:13,714
you match with people
for dating advice,
460
00:19:13,716 --> 00:19:17,652
uh, and then analyze
why all your dates went bad.
461
00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:21,955
So, like Tinder but sad.
462
00:19:21,957 --> 00:19:25,359
Like how your parents felt
the day you were born.
463
00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:27,828
- (WHIMPERING): Oh. Okay.
- Next.
464
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:33,434
Um, a crossword puzzle app
for news junkies.
465
00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:37,905
So, like a crossword puzzle
that makes you angry.
466
00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:40,709
- No...
- Exactly how I'm feeling
467
00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:43,444
- right now when you come up...
- (EMPLOYEES GASPING)
468
00:19:43,446 --> 00:19:45,413
- WOMAN: Ow!
- ...with those ding-dong,
469
00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:48,015
- ding-dong, bad ideas!
- (GROANING)
470
00:19:48,017 --> 00:19:50,018
(HIGH-PITCHED): I think I have
a pretty interesting idea.
471
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,686
(NORMAL VOICE):
What? You do, April?
472
00:19:52,688 --> 00:19:54,489
I don't even sound like that.
473
00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:56,790
What's going on?
474
00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,394
- Nothing.
- What?
475
00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:00,627
I didn't say anything.
476
00:20:00,629 --> 00:20:02,129
Somebody said something.
477
00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:05,399
(SCOFFS) Uh, y'all...
y'all need to be quiet.
478
00:20:05,401 --> 00:20:07,836
- We having a meeting up here about important stuff.
- Shh.
479
00:20:07,838 --> 00:20:09,370
PRESTON:
Sorry about that.
480
00:20:09,372 --> 00:20:12,072
So, you have nothing?
You have nothing?
481
00:20:12,074 --> 00:20:13,942
Wow.
482
00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:15,143
Nothing.
483
00:20:15,145 --> 00:20:16,845
She didn't say anything.
484
00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:18,680
He thought he heard something.
485
00:20:18,682 --> 00:20:20,915
Y'all ain't said nothing.
486
00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:24,418
Connor is out the door
unless we crack this.
487
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,521
And in case I wasn't clear,
488
00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:29,327
if Connor is out the door,
all of you are out.
489
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:31,893
Bye-bye, health care.
490
00:20:31,895 --> 00:20:34,095
Which you know you need.
491
00:20:34,097 --> 00:20:36,164
Bye-bye, Ping-Pong table.
492
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,068
Bye-bye, ergonomic chair,
493
00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:41,569
- which...
- Sorry. Dang.
494
00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:44,375
(MUFFLED WHIMPERING)
495
00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:50,078
You better stop
quivering that lip.
496
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,780
- You better not cry.
- (WHISPERS): Stop, girl.
497
00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:54,018
- Stop crying.
- This isn't about you, Melissa.
498
00:20:57,052 --> 00:20:59,090
Are there no more ideas?
499
00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:03,524
Fine.
500
00:21:03,526 --> 00:21:08,061
Once again, I will have to
figure it out myself.
501
00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:09,931
- Go. Go!
- (EMPLOYEES GASP)
502
00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:13,537
- I can't look at you anymore.
- (EMPLOYEES MURMURING)
503
00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:17,875
I have an idea for a new app?
504
00:21:19,176 --> 00:21:21,675
Are you asking me
or telling me?
505
00:21:21,677 --> 00:21:23,177
I'm telling you.
506
00:21:23,179 --> 00:21:26,447
I'm telling you that I have
an idea for a new app.
507
00:21:26,449 --> 00:21:28,148
It's called DiscoverEyes,
and I...
508
00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:31,019
No. I don't take pitches
from assistants.
509
00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:32,623
It's just...
510
00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:35,723
I've been here for three years,
511
00:21:35,725 --> 00:21:37,559
and you promised
room for growth and...
512
00:21:37,561 --> 00:21:39,059
So I owe you a promotion?
513
00:21:39,061 --> 00:21:40,828
No, no, no.
That's not what I'm saying.
514
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,097
I... I know this is
a terrible time,
515
00:21:43,099 --> 00:21:45,466
but I-I really think
I could help this company
516
00:21:45,468 --> 00:21:47,734
if you just gave me
a chance like...
517
00:21:47,736 --> 00:21:49,136
someone gave you a chance.
518
00:21:49,138 --> 00:21:51,606
Let me explain something
to you, Miss April.
519
00:21:51,608 --> 00:21:53,140
Nobody gave me anything.
520
00:21:53,142 --> 00:21:55,844
I saw an opportunity,
I took it, and I ran with it.
521
00:21:55,846 --> 00:21:57,979
And you know what?
I'm still running.
522
00:21:57,981 --> 00:22:00,048
Every single day.
523
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,750
You know how many times
I had to pitch my first idea
524
00:22:02,752 --> 00:22:05,118
before I sold it?
Seventeen.
525
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,923
And I sure as hell
didn't take no for an answer.
526
00:22:08,925 --> 00:22:11,928
- Wait, so does that mean you'll hear my pitch?
- No.
527
00:22:14,531 --> 00:22:17,565
You know what it is?
I'm a taker.
528
00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:18,933
You're not.
529
00:22:18,935 --> 00:22:20,934
So just concentrate
on being my assistant
530
00:22:20,936 --> 00:22:23,104
and try being good
at that first.
531
00:22:23,106 --> 00:22:25,173
You can't talk
to April that way.
532
00:22:25,175 --> 00:22:27,541
Who let the fire hazard
in here?
533
00:22:27,543 --> 00:22:29,210
She's just making deliveries.
534
00:22:29,212 --> 00:22:30,712
Come on, Stevie, let's go.
535
00:22:30,714 --> 00:22:32,513
Were you always this way?
536
00:22:32,515 --> 00:22:35,250
- Was I always what way?
- Mean.
537
00:22:35,252 --> 00:22:38,586
No. Actually, I used to be just
like you when I was little.
538
00:22:38,588 --> 00:22:41,021
And you know what?
People treated me like crap.
539
00:22:41,023 --> 00:22:42,290
Then what happened?
540
00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:45,193
I got big, and I got rich.
541
00:22:45,195 --> 00:22:47,729
So, now who gonna
check me, boo?
542
00:22:47,731 --> 00:22:49,897
Well... well...
543
00:22:49,899 --> 00:22:52,599
(MOCKING):
"Well... well..."
544
00:22:52,601 --> 00:22:54,935
Well, you ain't ready to play
with the grown-ups,
545
00:22:54,937 --> 00:22:57,204
so go ahead
with your little self.
546
00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:59,273
I wish you were my age.
547
00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:01,576
Then I'd check you.
548
00:23:01,578 --> 00:23:04,846
Everybody who you're awful to
would check you, too, boo.
549
00:23:04,848 --> 00:23:07,784
Well, I wish your little
cartoon dog would bite you.
550
00:23:09,985 --> 00:23:14,688
I wish you were little.
551
00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:16,693
(BELLS CHIMING)
552
00:23:22,698 --> 00:23:24,033
What was that?
553
00:23:25,135 --> 00:23:26,233
What was what?
554
00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:28,235
What was...?
(PANTING)
555
00:23:28,237 --> 00:23:30,203
Get out. Get out.
556
00:23:30,205 --> 00:23:33,907
Get that little
chocolate Hogwart out!
557
00:23:33,909 --> 00:23:35,876
Are you okay?
'Cause you don't look so good.
558
00:23:35,878 --> 00:23:37,947
No, you don't look good.
559
00:23:39,715 --> 00:23:41,651
No, you don't look good.
560
00:23:43,352 --> 00:23:45,720
That's what happens
when people don't eat carbs.
561
00:23:45,722 --> 00:23:47,722
They start seeing Satan.
562
00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:48,956
- Move!
- (GASPING)
563
00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:50,290
- Go back to work!
- Yep.
564
00:23:50,292 --> 00:23:53,261
Work! Work!
565
00:23:53,263 --> 00:23:55,198
♪ ♪
566
00:24:01,838 --> 00:24:03,303
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
567
00:24:03,305 --> 00:24:04,938
HOMEGIRL:
Morning inspiration.
568
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:08,142
It is better to have money
and be brokenhearted
569
00:24:08,144 --> 00:24:10,144
than be broke
and brokenhearted.
570
00:24:10,146 --> 00:24:12,981
Let's wake up
and get this money.
571
00:24:12,983 --> 00:24:14,551
(YAWNS)
572
00:24:16,285 --> 00:24:19,122
Come on. (SIGHS)
573
00:24:24,828 --> 00:24:26,997
(GROANS)
I need coffee.
574
00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:32,232
I told you watch it.
575
00:24:32,234 --> 00:24:34,668
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
576
00:24:34,670 --> 00:24:35,770
(LAUGHS)
577
00:24:35,772 --> 00:24:38,172
(GASPS)
I swear to God,
578
00:24:38,174 --> 00:24:42,109
when I see you again,
I will whup your butt!
579
00:24:42,111 --> 00:24:43,810
(GROANS)
I'm not the one.
580
00:24:43,812 --> 00:24:45,748
- What was that about?
- Beats me.
581
00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:49,751
The usual.
582
00:24:49,753 --> 00:24:51,284
What's your usual?
583
00:24:51,286 --> 00:24:53,623
(SCOFFS)
You playing with me, right?
584
00:24:54,757 --> 00:24:56,059
(SIGHS)
585
00:24:57,226 --> 00:24:58,425
Here.
586
00:24:58,427 --> 00:25:00,196
Does that help you remember?
587
00:25:01,731 --> 00:25:03,196
Triple espresso with foam!
588
00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:06,099
You know, too much caffeine
stunts your growth.
589
00:25:06,101 --> 00:25:07,801
- First of all, shut up.
- (MURMURING)
590
00:25:07,803 --> 00:25:10,905
And second of all,
does all this body
591
00:25:10,907 --> 00:25:12,740
look like my growth
has been stunted?
592
00:25:12,742 --> 00:25:14,107
Depends.
How old are you?
593
00:25:14,109 --> 00:25:15,676
Thirty-eight.
594
00:25:15,678 --> 00:25:17,878
(LAUGHING):
Well, then yes. Yes, it does.
595
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,083
(LIGHT LAUGHTER)
596
00:25:24,721 --> 00:25:26,290
What the...?
597
00:25:29,192 --> 00:25:31,059
Oh, my God.
598
00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:33,163
I need to go to the hospital.
599
00:25:34,763 --> 00:25:36,498
(LAUGHTER)
600
00:25:40,369 --> 00:25:42,305
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
601
00:25:45,742 --> 00:25:47,274
- (KEYLESS LOCK CHIRPS)
- Security!
602
00:25:47,276 --> 00:25:48,809
Homeless kid
is trying to carjack!
603
00:25:48,811 --> 00:25:49,944
Who's missing a bag?
604
00:25:49,946 --> 00:25:52,213
No! Back off!
605
00:25:52,215 --> 00:25:53,780
No one is touching this bag!
606
00:25:53,782 --> 00:25:55,782
(GROANS)
607
00:25:55,784 --> 00:25:58,219
- (YELPS)
- Step away from the car.
608
00:25:58,221 --> 00:26:00,053
It's me, Jordan.
This is my car.
609
00:26:00,055 --> 00:26:01,822
I'm not losing my job
over this!
610
00:26:01,824 --> 00:26:04,027
(SCREAMING)
611
00:26:06,463 --> 00:26:08,298
- (GRUNTS)
- Ha!
612
00:26:13,102 --> 00:26:14,071
- (JORDAN SCREAMS)
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
613
00:26:16,205 --> 00:26:17,805
(GRUNTS)
614
00:26:17,807 --> 00:26:18,905
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
615
00:26:18,907 --> 00:26:20,907
Hey, little girl.
616
00:26:20,909 --> 00:26:22,309
Who are your parents?
617
00:26:22,311 --> 00:26:25,146
Um, Jordan Sanders is my mom.
618
00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:28,449
Uh-uh.
Jordan doesn't have a child.
619
00:26:28,451 --> 00:26:30,518
Well, she keeps me hidden.
620
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,887
Just, please don't tell anyone
you saw me.
621
00:26:33,889 --> 00:26:35,388
You poor child.
That woman is even
622
00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:36,793
more horrible than I thought.
623
00:26:38,328 --> 00:26:40,328
She is not horrible.
624
00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:42,329
She just has
a very demanding lifestyle
625
00:26:42,331 --> 00:26:45,168
that might be giving her
a nervous breakdown.
626
00:26:46,535 --> 00:26:48,034
Hello?
627
00:26:48,036 --> 00:26:49,872
Hello, Child Services?
628
00:26:51,975 --> 00:26:53,941
Stop.
629
00:26:53,943 --> 00:26:55,809
Stop talking like that.
630
00:26:55,811 --> 00:26:58,482
How do you know
what I'm gonna s...
631
00:27:01,784 --> 00:27:03,416
...say?
632
00:27:03,418 --> 00:27:04,921
(GASPS)
633
00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:09,089
Where are my natural
teardrop boobs?
634
00:27:09,091 --> 00:27:12,159
I paid 15 Gs for those things.
635
00:27:12,161 --> 00:27:14,797
Why?! Why did you change?!
636
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,869
This can't be happening.
637
00:27:42,324 --> 00:27:43,893
(BLOWS)
638
00:27:45,528 --> 00:27:47,164
(SIGHS)
639
00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:50,000
Okay.
640
00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:10,417
No.
641
00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:12,121
Not this girl.
642
00:28:13,857 --> 00:28:15,857
Jordan, it's me.
643
00:28:15,859 --> 00:28:17,959
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (SIGHS)
644
00:28:17,961 --> 00:28:20,830
I got all 15 of your messages.
645
00:28:26,235 --> 00:28:28,168
Oh, aren't you cute.
646
00:28:28,170 --> 00:28:30,003
(CHUCKLES)
Are you related to Jordan?
647
00:28:30,005 --> 00:28:31,941
So you see her, too?
648
00:28:33,642 --> 00:28:35,509
See who?
649
00:28:35,511 --> 00:28:36,446
The little girl.
650
00:28:38,214 --> 00:28:40,213
Where's Jordan?
651
00:28:40,215 --> 00:28:42,148
Jordan?
652
00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:43,821
Do you really want to know?
653
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,319
Yeah.
654
00:28:46,321 --> 00:28:48,958
(WHISPERS):
She's inside me.
655
00:28:50,225 --> 00:28:52,092
(WHISPERS):
So you ate her?
656
00:28:52,094 --> 00:28:54,395
Is that what happened?
657
00:28:54,397 --> 00:28:56,963
Did you cook her
in your little Easy-Bake Oven?
658
00:28:56,965 --> 00:28:58,366
(LAUGHS)
659
00:28:58,368 --> 00:29:00,303
Jordan, hey, I'm here.
660
00:29:01,436 --> 00:29:03,236
Where are you?
661
00:29:03,238 --> 00:29:05,505
I got your dry cleaning.
662
00:29:05,507 --> 00:29:07,174
(SCOFFS)
663
00:29:07,176 --> 00:29:09,079
Did not pay me to babysit.
664
00:29:10,312 --> 00:29:12,114
I'm just gonna call her.
665
00:29:13,616 --> 00:29:15,519
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
666
00:29:18,987 --> 00:29:21,489
She would never give her phone
to a child.
667
00:29:21,491 --> 00:29:24,024
Got that right.
668
00:29:24,026 --> 00:29:27,060
I don't know what you did
or how you did it,
669
00:29:27,062 --> 00:29:28,695
but you did something
to Jordan,
670
00:29:28,697 --> 00:29:31,197
you crazy little Chucky doll.
I'm calling the cops.
671
00:29:31,199 --> 00:29:33,300
Um, you had
a strawberry doughnut stain
672
00:29:33,302 --> 00:29:35,036
on your shirt yesterday.
673
00:29:35,038 --> 00:29:37,003
What the hell?
674
00:29:37,005 --> 00:29:39,540
One night, we were
brainstorming a dating app,
675
00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,375
and you were telling me
the lamest story
676
00:29:41,377 --> 00:29:42,976
about how you lost
your virginity
677
00:29:42,978 --> 00:29:45,078
in the back of your mom's
Dodge Ram van.
678
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,013
But you told
your college sweetheart
679
00:29:47,015 --> 00:29:48,482
that he was your first.
680
00:29:48,484 --> 00:29:51,053
You lying thot.
681
00:29:52,421 --> 00:29:54,924
What in the black Jesus?
682
00:29:59,195 --> 00:30:02,329
This doesn't make any sense.
683
00:30:02,331 --> 00:30:04,065
You went to bed grown,
and then you woke up...
684
00:30:04,067 --> 00:30:05,232
Little.
685
00:30:05,234 --> 00:30:06,733
But that's for white people.
686
00:30:06,735 --> 00:30:08,336
'Cause black people
don't have the time.
687
00:30:08,338 --> 00:30:10,604
- I know!
- What happened?
688
00:30:10,606 --> 00:30:12,339
I can't even think of what
could possibly have happened.
689
00:30:12,341 --> 00:30:14,508
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean...
690
00:30:14,510 --> 00:30:17,278
how did you go
from this to this?
691
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,315
That's...
692
00:30:20,515 --> 00:30:22,282
I have never seen
a better glow-up.
693
00:30:22,284 --> 00:30:25,386
April, can you help me
and figure this out?
694
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:26,686
No, you're right.
695
00:30:26,688 --> 00:30:28,289
I'm... sorry.
696
00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:30,523
Let me just focus.
697
00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:32,461
Think.
698
00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:36,430
- I got it.
- What?
699
00:30:36,432 --> 00:30:38,199
Gucci Mane.
700
00:30:38,201 --> 00:30:40,033
He's had a better glow-up
than you.
701
00:30:40,035 --> 00:30:42,669
I mean, he's happy,
he's healthy, got a six-pack.
702
00:30:42,671 --> 00:30:44,171
He has a really nice smile,
703
00:30:44,173 --> 00:30:45,705
and I don't know
if those are veneers,
704
00:30:45,707 --> 00:30:47,640
- but people say we smile alike...
- April!
705
00:30:47,642 --> 00:30:49,645
Can you help me?
706
00:30:51,147 --> 00:30:53,513
Mm-mm.
I don't like that.
707
00:30:53,515 --> 00:30:57,283
- What?
- I like kids to have old-school manners, so...
708
00:30:57,285 --> 00:31:00,186
I'm not a child.
709
00:31:00,188 --> 00:31:02,391
- Mm...
- Okay.
710
00:31:05,561 --> 00:31:08,095
(SIGHS)
711
00:31:08,097 --> 00:31:10,032
Please help me.
712
00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:14,167
"Please help me...
713
00:31:14,169 --> 00:31:16,169
Miss April, ma'am."
714
00:31:16,171 --> 00:31:17,704
Are you kidding me?
715
00:31:17,706 --> 00:31:19,272
No.
716
00:31:19,274 --> 00:31:20,741
(JORDAN SIGHS)
717
00:31:20,743 --> 00:31:23,778
Please help me...
718
00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,682
Miss April, ma'am.
719
00:31:27,183 --> 00:31:30,251
Okay, child.
720
00:31:30,253 --> 00:31:33,421
Okay, um, well,
try Benjamin Button syndrome.
721
00:31:33,423 --> 00:31:35,222
No.
That's when you're born old,
722
00:31:35,224 --> 00:31:37,590
and then you age backwards
until you're a baby again.
723
00:31:37,592 --> 00:31:39,326
Oh, well, my bad.
724
00:31:39,328 --> 00:31:41,595
I must have gotten my
magical body curses mixed up!
725
00:31:41,597 --> 00:31:43,233
(JORDAN SIGHS)
726
00:31:46,468 --> 00:31:48,101
Wait a minute.
727
00:31:48,103 --> 00:31:49,770
- What?
- That's it.
728
00:31:49,772 --> 00:31:52,106
That girl.
729
00:31:52,108 --> 00:31:54,642
The fire hazard
from the doughnut truck.
730
00:31:54,644 --> 00:31:58,279
She was waving that dumb wand
and wished I was little!
731
00:31:58,281 --> 00:32:00,114
Yeah, wishes don't come true.
732
00:32:00,116 --> 00:32:02,116
'Cause if they did,
I'd be on maternity leave
733
00:32:02,118 --> 00:32:04,217
- with Michael B. Jordan's baby by now.
- (JORDAN SIGHS)
734
00:32:04,219 --> 00:32:06,353
Okay. So you're gonna go
to the office,
735
00:32:06,355 --> 00:32:09,690
stop by the truck, kidnap her
and bring her back to me, okay?
736
00:32:09,692 --> 00:32:11,325
I have some duct tape.
737
00:32:11,327 --> 00:32:13,394
We'll just starve her
until she reverses this.
738
00:32:13,396 --> 00:32:14,728
Yeah.
739
00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:17,130
Okay, or we could just ask her
740
00:32:17,132 --> 00:32:19,532
to use her toy wand
to make another wish,
741
00:32:19,534 --> 00:32:21,601
'cause that's way less
felony-ish.
742
00:32:21,603 --> 00:32:23,703
JORDAN:
Just...
743
00:32:23,705 --> 00:32:25,205
- What are you doing?
- What?
744
00:32:25,207 --> 00:32:27,140
I need a glass of rosé.
745
00:32:27,142 --> 00:32:29,143
It's too early
for tequila shots.
746
00:32:29,145 --> 00:32:30,511
You're too young to drink.
747
00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:33,449
Relax. Just a couple of sips
to take the edge off.
748
00:32:36,218 --> 00:32:38,219
"Female...
749
00:32:38,221 --> 00:32:41,588
Gary Coleman disease."
750
00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,523
He died?
751
00:32:43,525 --> 00:32:45,461
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
752
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,430
Nosy neighbor.
753
00:32:49,432 --> 00:32:51,898
Swear to God,
you're gonna learn today.
754
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,701
What?!
755
00:32:53,703 --> 00:32:55,336
Child Protective Services.
756
00:32:55,338 --> 00:32:57,206
Are your parents
or legal guardians home?
757
00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,907
Oh, um...
(CLEARS THROAT)
758
00:33:00,909 --> 00:33:02,842
April!
759
00:33:02,844 --> 00:33:04,547
(WHISPERS):
Sorry.
760
00:33:09,151 --> 00:33:12,153
What you got there?
Nice rosé?
761
00:33:12,155 --> 00:33:14,555
So, who's in charge?
762
00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:15,623
BOTH:
Me.
763
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:18,559
I have that, uh, Jordan Sanders
764
00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,426
is listed as the owner
of this apartment.
765
00:33:20,428 --> 00:33:22,663
Correct. Paid in full.
766
00:33:22,665 --> 00:33:24,365
Okurrr? (CHUCKLES)
767
00:33:24,367 --> 00:33:25,801
You told me your name
is Jordan Sanders.
768
00:33:27,436 --> 00:33:28,836
I did.
769
00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:32,572
Well, the, um...
the other Jordan, the owner,
770
00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:35,175
he's, uh, my brother.
771
00:33:35,177 --> 00:33:37,243
Yeah. My-my dad.
772
00:33:37,245 --> 00:33:38,646
I'm a junior.
773
00:33:38,648 --> 00:33:40,915
Yeah, 'cause women
can be juniors, too.
774
00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:42,816
And where is your father now?
775
00:33:42,818 --> 00:33:44,350
JORDAN:
Mm.
776
00:33:44,352 --> 00:33:46,252
My, um, father.
777
00:33:46,254 --> 00:33:47,655
That is a good question.
778
00:33:47,657 --> 00:33:49,557
- Auntie?
- Mm-hmm.
779
00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:51,692
Where's Daddy?
780
00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:55,930
(CHUCKLES):
You know exactly where he is.
781
00:33:55,932 --> 00:33:58,331
- Um...
- He's, um...
782
00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:00,701
- overseas.
- Space.
783
00:34:00,703 --> 00:34:04,204
- Uh, in a space overseas.
- JORDAN: Mm-hmm.
784
00:34:04,206 --> 00:34:05,638
Space Force.
785
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,875
Got it.
And your mother is where?
786
00:34:07,877 --> 00:34:08,845
She's a crackhead.
787
00:34:10,279 --> 00:34:12,346
Yeah, Jordan is a crack baby.
788
00:34:12,348 --> 00:34:13,980
It's so sad.
789
00:34:13,982 --> 00:34:16,817
That's why she's so hyper
all the time.
790
00:34:16,819 --> 00:34:18,755
Oh, yeah.
791
00:34:20,956 --> 00:34:22,723
Yeah, okay,
let me just document this.
792
00:34:22,725 --> 00:34:25,992
- Aunt and crack baby.
- (CAMERA CLICKING)
793
00:34:25,994 --> 00:34:28,661
No, no, no, but this-this is,
this is just temporary,
794
00:34:28,663 --> 00:34:31,599
because she's going back
to her dad soon.
795
00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:33,300
Mm-hmm. Very soon.
796
00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:35,272
- Back where?
- Home.
797
00:34:36,973 --> 00:34:39,676
In Hawaii with my brother.
798
00:34:42,411 --> 00:34:44,214
That's President Barack Obama.
799
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,382
Hmm.
No, that's... my brother.
800
00:34:49,384 --> 00:34:52,719
(LAUGHS) Like, do they just
think we all look alike?
801
00:34:52,721 --> 00:34:55,655
Same dog and everything.
Okay, uh, and could you please
802
00:34:55,657 --> 00:34:57,391
tell me why you aren't
in school today?
803
00:34:57,393 --> 00:34:59,592
- Hmm?
- School?
804
00:34:59,594 --> 00:35:00,960
(SCOFFS)
Girl, bye.
805
00:35:00,962 --> 00:35:02,762
I haven't been to school
in, like, years.
806
00:35:02,764 --> 00:35:04,297
No, that's not what she meant.
807
00:35:04,299 --> 00:35:05,833
That's not what you meant,
right?
808
00:35:05,835 --> 00:35:07,567
JORDAN: Oh, yeah,
that's not what I meant.
809
00:35:07,569 --> 00:35:08,835
- Mm.
- Joking.
810
00:35:08,837 --> 00:35:10,704
Okay, good,
because any parent or guardian
811
00:35:10,706 --> 00:35:12,773
of a child during the ages
of mandatory attendance
812
00:35:12,775 --> 00:35:14,608
shall send such child
to public school,
813
00:35:14,610 --> 00:35:16,009
private school
or a homeschooling program.
814
00:35:16,011 --> 00:35:17,645
Furthermore,
any parent or guardian
815
00:35:17,647 --> 00:35:18,978
who violates this code section
816
00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:21,815
shall be subject to fine,
imprisonment,
817
00:35:21,817 --> 00:35:24,317
community service
or any combination
818
00:35:24,319 --> 00:35:26,353
of such penalties
as the court sees fit.
819
00:35:26,355 --> 00:35:27,820
Say what, now?
820
00:35:27,822 --> 00:35:30,056
"Say what, now" is
enroll this child in school,
821
00:35:30,058 --> 00:35:31,692
or somebody is going to jail.
822
00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:33,027
That's what now say what.
823
00:35:33,029 --> 00:35:35,764
By "somebody," do you mean...
824
00:35:36,732 --> 00:35:38,898
You. That would be you.
825
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,601
Now, the school district
826
00:35:40,603 --> 00:35:42,802
which Jordan
would be assigned to
827
00:35:42,804 --> 00:35:44,837
would be... ah...
828
00:35:44,839 --> 00:35:46,739
- Windsor Middle School.
- Windsor?
829
00:35:46,741 --> 00:35:48,375
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, hell no.
830
00:35:48,377 --> 00:35:50,511
Yes. Hell yes!
831
00:35:50,513 --> 00:35:52,545
(LAUGHS)
We love that school.
832
00:35:52,547 --> 00:35:54,014
Enroll her there today,
and I will be
833
00:35:54,016 --> 00:35:55,081
checking that you do so.
834
00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,449
No.
835
00:35:56,451 --> 00:35:57,985
(CLEARS THROAT)
Look here, lady.
836
00:35:57,987 --> 00:36:00,753
I am a businesswoman,
and I have a company to run.
837
00:36:00,755 --> 00:36:02,021
She sells Girl Scout Cookies.
838
00:36:02,023 --> 00:36:03,523
She just takes it
really seriously.
839
00:36:03,525 --> 00:36:04,657
- I'm like...
- So I don't have time
840
00:36:04,659 --> 00:36:06,360
for Child Services,
and I sure don't
841
00:36:06,362 --> 00:36:07,960
have time for school, okay?
842
00:36:07,962 --> 00:36:10,530
Let me be clear.
I will have you in foster care
843
00:36:10,532 --> 00:36:14,802
and your goofy aunt over here
in jail if you don't. Okurrr?
844
00:36:14,804 --> 00:36:16,770
Yes. Okay. Yes.
845
00:36:16,772 --> 00:36:19,072
- No problem.
- Excellent.
846
00:36:19,074 --> 00:36:21,108
Now, if you don't mind,
I'm just gonna get
847
00:36:21,110 --> 00:36:24,878
- a video of you two together.
- Are you gonna... post this?
848
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:29,916
And this apartment because...
I like the evidence.
849
00:36:29,918 --> 00:36:31,351
I can't go to school.
850
00:36:31,353 --> 00:36:32,820
I'm not going to jail.
851
00:36:32,822 --> 00:36:34,087
(SIGHS)
852
00:36:34,089 --> 00:36:36,489
I can't believe
I have to say this.
853
00:36:36,491 --> 00:36:38,625
You're gonna have to be me
in the office.
854
00:36:38,627 --> 00:36:41,427
They're not gonna listen to me.
I'm like the homey.
855
00:36:41,429 --> 00:36:43,896
You have to make them listen.
856
00:36:43,898 --> 00:36:46,400
I'll be on the phone
in your ear,
857
00:36:46,402 --> 00:36:48,434
so don't say anything
I don't tell you to say,
858
00:36:48,436 --> 00:36:50,503
don't do anything
I don't tell you to do.
859
00:36:50,505 --> 00:36:52,405
So you're still in charge?
860
00:36:52,407 --> 00:36:54,440
Always.
861
00:36:54,442 --> 00:36:56,809
Just keep everyone focused
on fresh ideas,
862
00:36:56,811 --> 00:36:59,382
or else the whole company
is over.
863
00:37:00,782 --> 00:37:03,016
That just really makes me
uncomfortable.
864
00:37:03,018 --> 00:37:06,719
Oh. But do you know what else
is uncomfortable?
865
00:37:06,721 --> 00:37:08,721
Unemployment.
866
00:37:08,723 --> 00:37:10,459
Okay.
867
00:37:12,127 --> 00:37:14,962
I will agree to cover
for you at the office
868
00:37:14,964 --> 00:37:20,032
if you agree to promote me
to creative exec.
869
00:37:20,034 --> 00:37:22,536
What'd you just say?
870
00:37:22,538 --> 00:37:25,038
(QUIETLY):
I said, um,
871
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,041
for you to promote me
to creative exec.
872
00:37:28,043 --> 00:37:30,844
Well...
873
00:37:30,846 --> 00:37:33,012
look whose balls just dropped.
874
00:37:33,014 --> 00:37:34,848
I got to take what I want.
875
00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:37,520
- Isn't that what you said?
- Maybe.
876
00:37:38,621 --> 00:37:40,490
So, deal?
877
00:37:43,793 --> 00:37:45,425
Deal.
878
00:37:45,427 --> 00:37:48,094
Yes!
879
00:37:48,096 --> 00:37:49,663
(JORDAN SIGHS)
880
00:37:49,665 --> 00:37:52,900
- Just...
- You know, since I have to be you,
881
00:37:52,902 --> 00:37:54,467
I should probably
dress the part
882
00:37:54,469 --> 00:37:56,536
and borrow
some of your clothes.
883
00:37:56,538 --> 00:37:59,206
Your body can't fit
into my clothes.
884
00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:01,208
This is squats.
885
00:38:01,210 --> 00:38:03,210
This is Pilates.
886
00:38:03,212 --> 00:38:05,179
That body looks like BabyGap,
887
00:38:05,181 --> 00:38:06,846
Gymboree,
888
00:38:06,848 --> 00:38:08,584
OshKosh B'gosh to me.
(CHUCKLES)
889
00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:11,788
(QUIETLY):
Ooh, you get on my nerves.
890
00:38:13,822 --> 00:38:15,822
Fine.
891
00:38:15,824 --> 00:38:17,056
- Yes!
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
892
00:38:17,058 --> 00:38:18,692
This is ridiculous.
893
00:38:18,694 --> 00:38:20,027
Let me get this straight...
894
00:38:20,029 --> 00:38:22,529
you went to Target,
and you got me this?
895
00:38:22,531 --> 00:38:25,032
"Tarjay."
The overalls is what I got.
896
00:38:25,034 --> 00:38:27,233
The shirt is mine.
897
00:38:27,235 --> 00:38:30,737
- I look great.
- (JORDAN SCOFFS)
898
00:38:30,739 --> 00:38:32,675
Looking like Cookie
from "Empire."
899
00:38:34,243 --> 00:38:35,775
April. (CHUCKLES)
900
00:38:35,777 --> 00:38:38,512
- Uh, you know this kid?
- APRIL: Oh, hey, Vince.
901
00:38:38,514 --> 00:38:41,715
You know how Jordan always
asks me to do everything?
902
00:38:41,717 --> 00:38:43,784
- Yeah.
- Uh, well, this is her niece.
903
00:38:43,786 --> 00:38:45,786
Yeah, I'm watching her
while she's out of town.
904
00:38:45,788 --> 00:38:47,788
Oh.
That-that explains it.
905
00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:51,023
Yeah, we had a little confusion
with her yester... Um...
906
00:38:51,025 --> 00:38:53,594
Uh, did-did you guys, uh,
call Lyft?
907
00:38:53,596 --> 00:38:54,895
No. I got my keys.
908
00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,896
No, actually, Jordan
left these for me.
909
00:38:56,898 --> 00:38:58,799
Yeah.
It was part of our agreement.
910
00:38:58,801 --> 00:39:00,833
I-I don't think
Auntie said that.
911
00:39:00,835 --> 00:39:02,802
Now, stay out of
grown folks' business.
912
00:39:02,804 --> 00:39:05,505
Let me just take... Give me
the keys I let you play with.
913
00:39:05,507 --> 00:39:07,040
(LAUGHING):
She's so funny.
914
00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:08,842
- (KEYLESS LOCK CHIRPS)
- Ah, here we go.
915
00:39:08,844 --> 00:39:10,746
(APRIL LAUGHING)
916
00:39:12,081 --> 00:39:13,850
(APRIL WHOOPS)
917
00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:17,020
Okay, how do I close the doors?
918
00:39:18,554 --> 00:39:19,953
(BUTTON CLICKS,
DOORS WHIR SHUT)
919
00:39:19,955 --> 00:39:23,056
(GASPS)
Now, how do I start the car?
920
00:39:23,058 --> 00:39:25,625
Just put it in electric mode.
921
00:39:25,627 --> 00:39:28,094
- It's easier to...
- (ENGINE REVS)
922
00:39:28,096 --> 00:39:29,996
- Whoa! Stop! April!
- (TIRES SQUEAL)
923
00:39:29,998 --> 00:39:31,931
APRIL:
Okay, I got it. I got it.
924
00:39:31,933 --> 00:39:33,833
JORDAN:
W-Watch it! Stop!
925
00:39:33,835 --> 00:39:36,168
What-what are you doing?!
926
00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:39,139
Whoa! (SCREAMS)
927
00:39:39,141 --> 00:39:40,873
APRIL:
Okay, I got it. I got it.
928
00:39:40,875 --> 00:39:42,643
- JORDAN: No, you don't.
- Oh. No, I don't.
929
00:39:42,645 --> 00:39:44,848
APRIL: Oh, I got...
okay, I got it now.
930
00:39:50,652 --> 00:39:53,186
I can't go in there. Mm-mm.
931
00:39:53,188 --> 00:39:55,255
You heard Agent Bea.
932
00:39:55,257 --> 00:39:58,061
If you're not registered today,
I'm going to county.
933
00:39:59,161 --> 00:40:02,094
But this place, the memories.
934
00:40:02,096 --> 00:40:04,066
It was so hard for me.
935
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:07,936
I never felt so small.
936
00:40:10,139 --> 00:40:13,840
I-I know this is hard for you,
and I'm sorry,
937
00:40:13,842 --> 00:40:15,608
but I'm not going
to jail for you.
938
00:40:15,610 --> 00:40:17,911
You got to...
you're going to school.
939
00:40:17,913 --> 00:40:19,279
If you think I'm listening
to someone
940
00:40:19,281 --> 00:40:21,315
with such poor control
over their edges as you,
941
00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:24,750
then, girl,
you are severely mistaken.
942
00:40:24,752 --> 00:40:27,022
- Okay. That's it.
- (JORDAN SIGHS)
943
00:40:31,192 --> 00:40:34,360
Listen, I'm the adult,
and you're the child,
944
00:40:34,362 --> 00:40:36,896
so when I say something,
you listen.
945
00:40:36,898 --> 00:40:39,032
(LAUGHS) Please.
946
00:40:39,034 --> 00:40:41,101
If you don't stop
embarrassing me
947
00:40:41,103 --> 00:40:42,902
in front of these
white people...
948
00:40:42,904 --> 00:40:44,270
Well, you're
embarrassing yourself.
949
00:40:44,272 --> 00:40:45,807
You know what?
950
00:40:47,109 --> 00:40:49,241
I'm sick of you.
Say one more thing.
951
00:40:49,243 --> 00:40:51,011
- I dare you.
- Fine.
952
00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:54,817
You're too fat for that skirt.
953
00:40:57,185 --> 00:40:59,619
You know what?
954
00:40:59,621 --> 00:41:02,221
If you want to take it there,
we going old-school.
955
00:41:02,223 --> 00:41:03,757
(JORDAN GRUNTS)
956
00:41:03,759 --> 00:41:05,157
- What?
- Oh.
957
00:41:05,159 --> 00:41:07,226
- Let's go.
- I'm requesting backup.
958
00:41:07,228 --> 00:41:09,295
We have a BMW situation.
959
00:41:09,297 --> 00:41:11,331
Black mama whupping.
960
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,366
- How you like that?
- Mm-mm!
961
00:41:13,368 --> 00:41:15,735
- (JORDAN GRUNTING)
- (APRIL GASPS)
962
00:41:15,737 --> 00:41:16,839
(JORDAN WHOOPS)
963
00:41:18,072 --> 00:41:20,040
- Try me. (WHOOPS)
- Okay, see?
964
00:41:20,042 --> 00:41:21,808
- How you like that?
- No. You tried it. (LAUGHS)
965
00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:23,710
No, you tried it.
'Cause I've been looking at you
966
00:41:23,712 --> 00:41:25,344
like a little girl,
but you a grown-ass woman,
967
00:41:25,346 --> 00:41:26,846
and you gonna catch
a grown beat.
968
00:41:26,848 --> 00:41:29,318
Fine. 'Cause I got
this good knee back.
969
00:41:30,252 --> 00:41:31,317
(GRUNTS)
970
00:41:31,319 --> 00:41:33,753
And how about this?
971
00:41:33,755 --> 00:41:34,989
- April.
- Should I sell it?
972
00:41:34,991 --> 00:41:37,257
- Give that back to me now.
- What you gonna do if I don't?
973
00:41:37,259 --> 00:41:39,326
(SCREAMS)
974
00:41:39,328 --> 00:41:43,230
- I told you not to test me!
- (JORDAN GRUNTING)
975
00:41:43,232 --> 00:41:45,699
- Yes!
- (SIGHS)
976
00:41:45,701 --> 00:41:47,701
Start spanking your kids!
977
00:41:47,703 --> 00:41:49,436
(LAUGHS)
978
00:41:49,438 --> 00:41:52,105
Remind me of my mama.
979
00:41:52,107 --> 00:41:54,907
Can't believe
I'm back in this hellhole.
980
00:41:54,909 --> 00:41:56,375
APRIL:
That must be Principal Han.
981
00:41:56,377 --> 00:41:58,779
Just shut up and stay cool,
and I got it.
982
00:41:58,781 --> 00:42:00,313
- Hey. Nice to meet you.
- Hey.
983
00:42:00,315 --> 00:42:02,284
Nice to meet you.
Welcome, Jordan.
984
00:42:04,286 --> 00:42:06,887
Uh... (CHUCKLES)
985
00:42:06,889 --> 00:42:08,020
She's just nervous.
986
00:42:08,022 --> 00:42:09,389
- Aw.
- Oh. Okay.
987
00:42:09,391 --> 00:42:11,058
Well, let's get you started.
988
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:12,358
(QUIETLY):
Come on.
989
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,360
Pull it together.
990
00:42:14,362 --> 00:42:17,730
Oh, there's your teacher,
Mr. Marshall.
991
00:42:17,732 --> 00:42:19,900
("DIDDY BOP" BY NONAME
FEAT. RAURY AND CAM O'BI PLAYS)
992
00:42:19,902 --> 00:42:21,934
♪ I'm ready, I'm ready,
I'm ready, I'm ready ♪
993
00:42:21,936 --> 00:42:24,641
♪ I'm ready,
I'm ready, I'm ready... ♪
994
00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:31,078
ALL:
Damn.
995
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,913
♪ Daddy turn bibby up,
Henny invented ♪
996
00:42:32,915 --> 00:42:34,880
♪ The catalyst
for happiness in my cup... ♪
997
00:42:34,882 --> 00:42:36,148
How I get detention?
998
00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:38,719
Yeah, I'll be just fine.
999
00:42:38,721 --> 00:42:41,054
(JORDAN SIGHS)
1000
00:42:41,056 --> 00:42:42,822
- Hi.
- APRIL: Hi.
1001
00:42:42,824 --> 00:42:46,992
We are so... (CHUCKLES)
excited to attend this school.
1002
00:42:46,994 --> 00:42:49,061
- This is Jordan.
- (PATTING BACK)
1003
00:42:49,063 --> 00:42:51,230
She's feeling nervous
about joining your class.
1004
00:42:51,232 --> 00:42:53,800
Oh, yeah. Hey, listen,
don't be nervous, okay?
1005
00:42:53,802 --> 00:42:55,034
Perfectly normal,
but don't be nervous.
1006
00:42:55,036 --> 00:42:56,469
I'll be with you
the whole time.
1007
00:42:56,471 --> 00:42:57,770
Promise?
1008
00:42:57,772 --> 00:42:59,105
- Promise.
- Okay.
1009
00:42:59,107 --> 00:43:00,974
Your daughter's adorable.
1010
00:43:00,976 --> 00:43:02,375
(LAUGHING):
Oh, not my daughter.
1011
00:43:02,377 --> 00:43:04,043
(GROANS)
That's my niece.
1012
00:43:04,045 --> 00:43:06,012
- Oh.
- Um, and I'm April.
1013
00:43:06,014 --> 00:43:08,014
- April. Gary.
- I'm single.
1014
00:43:08,016 --> 00:43:10,250
But not looking.
I'm not desperate.
1015
00:43:10,252 --> 00:43:12,985
Just... open and available.
(CHUCKLES)
1016
00:43:12,987 --> 00:43:15,154
Got it.
That's where I'm at now.
1017
00:43:15,156 --> 00:43:16,857
- I just got divorced.
- You got divorced? Oh, no.
1018
00:43:16,859 --> 00:43:18,023
- So I'm, like, totally desperate.
- That's great.
1019
00:43:18,025 --> 00:43:19,291
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1020
00:43:19,293 --> 00:43:21,128
- (APRIL AND GARY CHUCKLE)
- Anyway...
1021
00:43:21,130 --> 00:43:24,163
All right, uh, well,
school gets out...
1022
00:43:24,165 --> 00:43:27,099
Okay, we should, um...
we should go.
1023
00:43:27,101 --> 00:43:29,001
- Okay. Yeah.
- Okay. Bye, Gary.
1024
00:43:29,003 --> 00:43:30,804
We can get it.
(CHUCKLES)
1025
00:43:30,806 --> 00:43:32,806
♪ Run, run, run,
mama say come home ♪
1026
00:43:32,808 --> 00:43:35,074
- ♪ Before the streetlights do... ♪
- (SIGHS): Okay.
1027
00:43:35,076 --> 00:43:37,476
We have a new student
joining our class.
1028
00:43:37,478 --> 00:43:39,145
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Jordan.
1029
00:43:39,147 --> 00:43:41,547
All right?
And here's what we're gonna do.
1030
00:43:41,549 --> 00:43:43,916
We're gonna give her
a nice, warm...
1031
00:43:43,918 --> 00:43:45,451
a Windsor welcome.
1032
00:43:45,453 --> 00:43:47,020
Huh? Let's start with...
There you go.
1033
00:43:47,022 --> 00:43:48,221
- What are you doing?
- (LIGHT LAUGHTER)
1034
00:43:48,223 --> 00:43:49,889
This is not a Windsor welcome.
1035
00:43:49,891 --> 00:43:51,791
This is not wh-what...
what I-I taught you guys.
1036
00:43:51,793 --> 00:43:53,393
- Hey, hey, hey.
- I blame the parents.
1037
00:43:53,395 --> 00:43:56,061
You know what, Mr. Marshall,
I'll just take it from here.
1038
00:43:56,063 --> 00:43:59,266
(SIGHS) Hi, everyone.
I'm Jordan Sanders.
1039
00:43:59,268 --> 00:44:02,936
And I want to make a few things
clear before we get started.
1040
00:44:02,938 --> 00:44:06,405
First of all, you're meeting
the new alpha of the class.
1041
00:44:06,407 --> 00:44:08,909
I can establish
my dominance easily,
1042
00:44:08,911 --> 00:44:11,511
or you can make it hard
for yourself.
1043
00:44:11,513 --> 00:44:13,179
Oh, nice pants.
1044
00:44:13,181 --> 00:44:15,849
If the floods are a-comin'.
1045
00:44:15,851 --> 00:44:17,817
- (LAUGHTER)
- GARY: Come on.
1046
00:44:17,819 --> 00:44:18,985
Yeah, your clothes suck.
1047
00:44:18,987 --> 00:44:20,554
Charlie, zip it.
1048
00:44:20,556 --> 00:44:22,188
Thank you, Gary.
1049
00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:25,257
- It's Mr. Marshall... for you.
- (JORDAN CHUCKLES)
1050
00:44:25,259 --> 00:44:26,592
I'm the teacher.
1051
00:44:26,594 --> 00:44:27,994
Mm-hmm.
1052
00:44:27,996 --> 00:44:29,831
And I'm the student.
1053
00:44:31,366 --> 00:44:33,433
Okay, where was I?
Yeah.
1054
00:44:33,435 --> 00:44:35,835
We're gonna skip the
"haze the new girl" thing. No.
1055
00:44:35,837 --> 00:44:37,938
It's dull. Predictable.
1056
00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:40,206
And I will strike back
with a vengeance
1057
00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:41,541
like you've never known.
1058
00:44:41,543 --> 00:44:43,275
Well, if you didn't want
to be hazed,
1059
00:44:43,277 --> 00:44:45,078
- you should have combed your hair.
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
1060
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,145
- (LAUGHTER)
- GARY: Okay, you know what?
1061
00:44:46,147 --> 00:44:47,447
One more outburst,
and I'll cancel Spirit Day.
1062
00:44:47,449 --> 00:44:49,382
I'm not joking around,
young lady.
1063
00:44:49,384 --> 00:44:51,851
But you can't cancel
Spirit Day, Mr. Marshall.
1064
00:44:51,853 --> 00:44:53,386
I am Spirit Day.
1065
00:44:53,388 --> 00:44:55,487
- Oh, good Lord.
- Which reminds me...
1066
00:44:55,489 --> 00:44:59,925
get your tickets to the hypest
school spirit pep rally ever.
1067
00:44:59,927 --> 00:45:03,195
This year's theme
is Winchella.
1068
00:45:03,197 --> 00:45:04,630
Windsor's
most talented students...
1069
00:45:04,632 --> 00:45:07,333
and others that we couldn't
block from signing up
1070
00:45:07,335 --> 00:45:09,001
because of new rules
of inclusion...
1071
00:45:09,003 --> 00:45:10,503
(LAUGHTER)
1072
00:45:10,505 --> 00:45:12,605
...will show what makes
Windsor the best.
1073
00:45:12,607 --> 00:45:14,608
(WHOOPS, GIGGLES)
Yeah!
1074
00:45:14,610 --> 00:45:16,108
GARY: All right,
all right, all right.
1075
00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:17,309
Thank you.
Pipe down. Pipe down.
1076
00:45:17,311 --> 00:45:19,145
Open up your books.
You know what I mean?
1077
00:45:19,147 --> 00:45:20,982
We're gonna do some learning.
Start pretending to read.
1078
00:45:22,451 --> 00:45:26,219
Oh, boy, you know,
meeting new people.
1079
00:45:26,221 --> 00:45:28,087
It won't always be
like this, okay?
1080
00:45:28,089 --> 00:45:29,922
'Cause I could tell
when I met you
1081
00:45:29,924 --> 00:45:31,393
that you are
a special young lady.
1082
00:45:32,627 --> 00:45:34,326
You know what?
1083
00:45:34,328 --> 00:45:36,496
- I feel like you get me.
- Really?
1084
00:45:36,498 --> 00:45:38,197
I feel like I get you, too.
1085
00:45:38,199 --> 00:45:39,601
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1086
00:45:41,103 --> 00:45:43,136
So, you feeling
what I'm feeling?
1087
00:45:43,138 --> 00:45:44,971
You want to quit?
1088
00:45:44,973 --> 00:45:47,540
(CHUCKLING): I think about
quitting every day.
1089
00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:50,376
But I can't, because I have
a responsibility.
1090
00:45:50,378 --> 00:45:51,913
Wh-What are you feeling?
1091
00:45:53,315 --> 00:45:56,248
Oh. No, I'm not
feeling that at all.
1092
00:45:56,250 --> 00:45:59,119
I'm a... I'm an adult...
adult man.
1093
00:45:59,121 --> 00:46:00,920
And you should have a seat.
1094
00:46:00,922 --> 00:46:03,956
Okay, Mr. Hard to Get.
1095
00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:05,527
I see you.
1096
00:46:06,929 --> 00:46:08,962
Mm-hmm.
1097
00:46:08,964 --> 00:46:11,364
Go ahead and sit down.
1098
00:46:11,366 --> 00:46:14,166
It's time.
Time to sit down.
1099
00:46:14,168 --> 00:46:17,003
Just don't...
you know, just look...
1100
00:46:17,005 --> 00:46:18,404
look-look the other way.
1101
00:46:18,406 --> 00:46:20,040
Look the way... look the...
look up there.
1102
00:46:20,042 --> 00:46:21,373
Look away from me.
1103
00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:24,110
- (SOFTLY): Teach me something.
- Don't...
1104
00:46:24,112 --> 00:46:26,579
- (SIGHS)
- (STUDENTS CHATTERING)
1105
00:46:26,581 --> 00:46:30,616
So, uh, what are
us kids into these days?
1106
00:46:30,618 --> 00:46:33,555
I'm looking for
the next big thing, you know.
1107
00:46:37,225 --> 00:46:39,224
Uh, excuse you.
1108
00:46:39,226 --> 00:46:41,393
Cutting without tipping
is rude.
1109
00:46:41,395 --> 00:46:44,063
(LAUGHS)
1110
00:46:44,065 --> 00:46:45,732
Ugh.
1111
00:46:45,734 --> 00:46:47,366
(GASPS)
1112
00:46:47,368 --> 00:46:49,034
Really?
1113
00:46:49,036 --> 00:46:50,570
You feed this to children?
1114
00:46:50,572 --> 00:46:52,371
- To eat?
- Mm-hmm.
1115
00:46:52,373 --> 00:46:55,176
(SIGHS)
Postmates.
1116
00:46:57,078 --> 00:46:59,346
(SIGHS)
1117
00:46:59,348 --> 00:47:02,681
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
1118
00:47:02,683 --> 00:47:05,018
You got this, Jordan.
You're grown.
1119
00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:06,686
You're successful.
1120
00:47:06,688 --> 00:47:09,121
These kids can't hurt you.
1121
00:47:09,123 --> 00:47:12,560
(TAKES DEEP BREATHS)
1122
00:47:15,163 --> 00:47:17,132
(STUDENTS LAUGHING, MURMURING)
1123
00:47:21,402 --> 00:47:24,205
(LAUGHTER GROWS LOUDER)
1124
00:47:28,743 --> 00:47:30,509
GIRL:
Next table.
1125
00:47:30,511 --> 00:47:34,014
Oh, my... She's coming over.
1126
00:47:34,016 --> 00:47:35,215
Oh, really?
1127
00:47:35,217 --> 00:47:37,183
- It's like that, sister?
- Mm-hmm.
1128
00:47:37,185 --> 00:47:39,587
- Okay. Fine.
- (LAUGHTER)
1129
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,791
Come on. Come here.
1130
00:47:44,793 --> 00:47:46,362
Hey.
1131
00:47:48,263 --> 00:47:49,965
- (SIGHS)
- Come here.
1132
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,402
Oh.
1133
00:47:55,404 --> 00:47:57,137
Never thought I'd say thank you
1134
00:47:57,139 --> 00:47:59,538
to anybody offering me
the worst table in the house,
1135
00:47:59,540 --> 00:48:01,741
but, um, thank you.
1136
00:48:01,743 --> 00:48:04,543
- Sure.
- Mm-hmm.
1137
00:48:04,545 --> 00:48:07,713
Why do you guys need
a "safe space" for lunch?
1138
00:48:07,715 --> 00:48:10,784
(LAUGHING, SNORTING)
1139
00:48:10,786 --> 00:48:12,786
- Stop.
- (LAUGHING STOPS)
1140
00:48:12,788 --> 00:48:15,221
- It's becoming clear.
- DEVON: Three years ago,
1141
00:48:15,223 --> 00:48:17,523
I answered too many questions
correctly. Friend Zone.
1142
00:48:17,525 --> 00:48:19,525
I didn't have any new clothes
1143
00:48:19,527 --> 00:48:22,195
at the start of school
one year.
1144
00:48:22,197 --> 00:48:23,797
Over.
1145
00:48:23,799 --> 00:48:26,268
I don't even know why
I'm he-he-h-here.
1146
00:48:35,243 --> 00:48:37,076
- Who did this to me?
- (LAUGHTER)
1147
00:48:37,078 --> 00:48:38,513
You better show yourself!
1148
00:48:41,116 --> 00:48:43,215
ISAAC:
D-Don't-don't worry.
1149
00:48:43,217 --> 00:48:46,119
No one gets s-s-stuck
in the Friend Zone forever.
1150
00:48:46,121 --> 00:48:49,221
You're cute for thinking that.
Keep living.
1151
00:48:49,223 --> 00:48:51,090
No. He's right.
1152
00:48:51,092 --> 00:48:53,425
Once everyone sees our talent
at the pep rally,
1153
00:48:53,427 --> 00:48:55,695
we can finally get out
of the Friend Zone
1154
00:48:55,697 --> 00:48:57,764
and be in the center of it all.
1155
00:48:57,766 --> 00:48:59,532
We'll be cool with everyone.
1156
00:48:59,534 --> 00:49:00,532
ISAAC:
It's gonna be very
1157
00:49:00,534 --> 00:49:03,869
"wh-what's up, what's up?"
in the hall.
1158
00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:06,672
Who does that Jasmine girl
think she is?
1159
00:49:06,674 --> 00:49:09,208
J-J-Ja-Ja-Jasmine, sh-she's...
1160
00:49:09,210 --> 00:49:11,610
Sing it, Isaac.
1161
00:49:11,612 --> 00:49:14,581
♪ She's so ♪
1162
00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:17,116
♪ Perfect. ♪
1163
00:49:17,118 --> 00:49:18,550
He doesn't stutter
when he sings.
1164
00:49:18,552 --> 00:49:20,156
I see.
1165
00:49:28,196 --> 00:49:30,230
- These answers better be right.
- Duh.
1166
00:49:30,232 --> 00:49:32,565
What is wrong with this school?
1167
00:49:32,567 --> 00:49:34,233
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
1168
00:49:34,235 --> 00:49:35,268
- What is it?
- (LAUGHTER)
1169
00:49:35,270 --> 00:49:36,835
STUDENT:
Guys, check this out!
1170
00:49:36,837 --> 00:49:40,507
JORDAN: "When you can't afford
a blowout or new sneakers"?
1171
00:49:40,509 --> 00:49:42,375
- Look at it.
- (LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
1172
00:49:42,377 --> 00:49:43,876
(DOOR OPENS)
1173
00:49:43,878 --> 00:49:46,179
Order for Sanders.
1174
00:49:46,181 --> 00:49:47,679
That's me.
1175
00:49:47,681 --> 00:49:49,417
All right.
1176
00:49:50,585 --> 00:49:52,554
Thank you.
1177
00:49:53,721 --> 00:49:55,621
GARY:
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
1178
00:49:55,623 --> 00:49:57,556
There's no Postmates
in school, okay?
1179
00:49:57,558 --> 00:49:58,858
Sorry.
1180
00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:01,860
You know what?
I am done chasing you.
1181
00:50:01,862 --> 00:50:05,532
A man who finds a wife
finds a good thing.
1182
00:50:05,534 --> 00:50:07,470
That's Bible, Gary.
1183
00:50:10,304 --> 00:50:12,371
What a weird little girl.
1184
00:50:12,373 --> 00:50:14,507
April, you have to
come pick me up.
1185
00:50:14,509 --> 00:50:16,308
These kids are demons.
1186
00:50:16,310 --> 00:50:19,445
Jordan, I have my first
meeting, and I am freaking out.
1187
00:50:19,447 --> 00:50:21,313
I-I don't think I can do this.
1188
00:50:21,315 --> 00:50:22,648
Calm down.
1189
00:50:22,650 --> 00:50:24,616
Put me in your ear,
like, on Bluetooth.
1190
00:50:24,618 --> 00:50:26,187
(SIGHS)
1191
00:50:29,190 --> 00:50:30,590
- PRESTON: Hey, April.
- Hey.
1192
00:50:30,592 --> 00:50:31,891
I heard...
1193
00:50:31,893 --> 00:50:34,360
Okay. Uh...
1194
00:50:34,362 --> 00:50:36,529
- I heard Jordan was sick.
- Yeah, she's...
1195
00:50:36,531 --> 00:50:38,898
definitely gonna be out
for, like, a day or two.
1196
00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,532
You ready to hold it down
without her?
1197
00:50:40,534 --> 00:50:41,867
Mm-hmm.
1198
00:50:41,869 --> 00:50:44,770
All right, well,
I'll see you in the meeting.
1199
00:50:44,772 --> 00:50:46,475
And I'm sure
you're gonna shine.
1200
00:50:47,775 --> 00:50:49,808
- You shining already.
- (CHUCKLES)
1201
00:50:49,810 --> 00:50:51,844
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
1202
00:50:51,846 --> 00:50:54,447
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1203
00:50:54,449 --> 00:50:55,848
JORDAN (OVER EARBUD):
Okay.
1204
00:50:55,850 --> 00:50:57,650
Command their attention.
1205
00:50:57,652 --> 00:50:58,717
- MAN: VR goggles...
- MAN 2: Good idea.
1206
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,485
Oh, I think... I think
we should do the... Right?
1207
00:51:00,487 --> 00:51:03,655
Guys, I need to command
your attention, please.
1208
00:51:03,657 --> 00:51:06,826
Uh, can we all just quiet down
and focus, please.
1209
00:51:06,828 --> 00:51:11,530
- (SHUSHING)
- (CONVERSATIONS SLOWLY STOP)
1210
00:51:11,532 --> 00:51:12,831
Thanks.
1211
00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:14,701
Where's Jordan?
1212
00:51:14,703 --> 00:51:16,636
Um, she's under the weather.
1213
00:51:16,638 --> 00:51:19,505
So I'm here
just filling in for her.
1214
00:51:19,507 --> 00:51:21,007
Is that why
you're wearing her clothes?
1215
00:51:21,009 --> 00:51:22,842
These aren't her... This?
1216
00:51:22,844 --> 00:51:25,411
The-These aren't her clothes.
These are my clothes.
1217
00:51:25,413 --> 00:51:26,545
You don't wear cheetah.
1218
00:51:26,547 --> 00:51:28,581
I always wear cheetah.
(SNARLS)
1219
00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:30,550
MELISSA:
Jordan is never sick.
1220
00:51:30,552 --> 00:51:33,018
She must really be
on her deathbed.
1221
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:36,021
(CHUCKLING): Oh, which would be
a developer's, uh, dream.
1222
00:51:36,023 --> 00:51:38,925
- (LAUGHTER)
- Yeah.
1223
00:51:38,927 --> 00:51:40,659
Was that Preston?
1224
00:51:40,661 --> 00:51:43,730
Oh, if he wasn't so talented,
I'd fire his butt.
1225
00:51:43,732 --> 00:51:45,498
And he also has a good butt.
1226
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,532
He does.
1227
00:51:46,534 --> 00:51:47,634
April's right.
1228
00:51:47,636 --> 00:51:48,967
We need to focus.
1229
00:51:48,969 --> 00:51:50,436
Thank you, Preston.
1230
00:51:50,438 --> 00:51:52,404
No. No. Uh-uh.
1231
00:51:52,406 --> 00:51:54,040
JSI is going under.
1232
00:51:54,042 --> 00:51:56,342
I'm gonna need Melissa
to shut up.
1233
00:51:56,344 --> 00:51:58,277
- I need to get a new job.
- No, you don't.
1234
00:51:58,279 --> 00:51:59,712
I'm looking at
Jordan's Facebook right now.
1235
00:51:59,714 --> 00:52:01,413
- Don't check it.
- This is off the rails.
1236
00:52:01,415 --> 00:52:02,949
You have to show them
you can be crazy.
1237
00:52:02,951 --> 00:52:05,951
- Y'all, I can be crazy, so... chill.
- SCOTT: Shoot. Okay.
1238
00:52:05,953 --> 00:52:08,587
Do it now,
or you'll never get control.
1239
00:52:08,589 --> 00:52:10,290
- Do what?
- Do it now!
1240
00:52:10,292 --> 00:52:11,594
- I said listen up!
- (EMPLOYEES GASPING)
1241
00:52:14,328 --> 00:52:17,029
You want to see crazy?!
I can show you crazy!
1242
00:52:17,031 --> 00:52:18,898
(GRUNTING)
1243
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:19,998
Uh...
1244
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,867
(PANTING)
1245
00:52:21,869 --> 00:52:23,505
(GRUNTS)
1246
00:52:24,806 --> 00:52:26,438
(EXHALES)
1247
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,308
What, y'all put bricks
in here or something?
1248
00:52:28,310 --> 00:52:30,342
Y'all recycle a lot. Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1249
00:52:30,344 --> 00:52:31,811
JSI is doing fine.
1250
00:52:31,813 --> 00:52:33,980
We all have jobs.
Let's do... Let's innovate!
1251
00:52:33,982 --> 00:52:35,815
- We're JS Innovations.
- (JORDAN SIGHS)
1252
00:52:35,817 --> 00:52:37,750
- I'm in charge.
- (EMPLOYEES MURMURING)
1253
00:52:37,752 --> 00:52:40,656
(EXHALING):
Oh, God, this is so hard.
1254
00:52:42,757 --> 00:52:45,828
I don't know
what that was, and...
1255
00:52:47,628 --> 00:52:49,628
What are you wearing?
1256
00:52:49,630 --> 00:52:52,768
You look like a cheerleader
for the Migos right now.
1257
00:52:54,368 --> 00:52:56,001
This is the worst day ever.
1258
00:52:56,003 --> 00:52:59,641
I'm gonna need a stiff drink
and some clothes that fit.
1259
00:53:02,543 --> 00:53:04,643
Corner table for two.
1260
00:53:04,645 --> 00:53:05,813
Right this way.
1261
00:53:07,382 --> 00:53:09,415
(JORDAN SIGHS)
1262
00:53:09,417 --> 00:53:11,083
Can I start you
with something to drink?
1263
00:53:11,085 --> 00:53:12,985
Oh, yes. I'll have a glass
of rosé, please.
1264
00:53:12,987 --> 00:53:14,387
Scotch on the rocks.
1265
00:53:14,389 --> 00:53:16,021
Two rocks.
And I mean two.
1266
00:53:16,023 --> 00:53:17,558
If there's three,
it's going back.
1267
00:53:18,793 --> 00:53:21,930
(CHUCKLING):
How cute are you?
1268
00:53:23,764 --> 00:53:26,099
- Are you in charge?
- Mm-hmm.
1269
00:53:26,101 --> 00:53:28,804
Let's get real.
This black card's in charge.
1270
00:53:31,806 --> 00:53:34,139
- What is this?
- The kids' menu.
1271
00:53:34,141 --> 00:53:36,576
Would you like this kid's foot
up your...
1272
00:53:36,578 --> 00:53:38,076
Oh, she'll have
a Shirley Temple.
1273
00:53:38,078 --> 00:53:40,014
Porterhouse, rare.
1274
00:53:41,449 --> 00:53:42,982
Right away.
1275
00:53:42,984 --> 00:53:44,416
Thank you.
1276
00:53:44,418 --> 00:53:45,884
Any leads on
the doughnut truck?
1277
00:53:45,886 --> 00:53:48,987
The city doesn't provide
contact info for the trucks,
1278
00:53:48,989 --> 00:53:52,157
and since someone took them
off our route...
1279
00:53:52,159 --> 00:53:54,761
- Damn it.
- But...
1280
00:53:54,763 --> 00:53:56,561
these trucks need to be
inspected every year,
1281
00:53:56,563 --> 00:53:58,998
and they can't just go
to any auto repair shop.
1282
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,634
So I narrowed it down to a
dozen repair shops in the city
1283
00:54:02,636 --> 00:54:03,902
that handle
food truck inspections.
1284
00:54:03,904 --> 00:54:05,570
And I have an intern
making calls,
1285
00:54:05,572 --> 00:54:07,105
so we should have a lead soon.
1286
00:54:07,107 --> 00:54:09,808
- Thank you.
- WAITER: Here you go.
1287
00:54:09,810 --> 00:54:11,643
Yes. Thank you.
1288
00:54:11,645 --> 00:54:13,112
(SIGHS)
1289
00:54:13,114 --> 00:54:14,614
Mm.
1290
00:54:14,616 --> 00:54:16,681
This is heaven.
1291
00:54:16,683 --> 00:54:18,683
- I would... You know.
- Mm-hmm.
1292
00:54:18,685 --> 00:54:20,085
APRIL:
Mm.
1293
00:54:20,087 --> 00:54:21,853
Mm-mm-mm!
1294
00:54:21,855 --> 00:54:24,424
Oh, it's not all bad
at your school, though,
1295
00:54:24,426 --> 00:54:26,058
'cause can we talk about
Mr. Marshall,
1296
00:54:26,060 --> 00:54:28,059
- the other white meat?
- (LAUGHING)
1297
00:54:28,061 --> 00:54:30,096
Oh, girl, I was thinking about
going back to pork.
1298
00:54:30,098 --> 00:54:31,431
(LAUGHING):
Hello. Oink, oink.
1299
00:54:31,433 --> 00:54:32,864
Him fine as swine.
1300
00:54:32,866 --> 00:54:34,833
(SIGHS) I'd like to
teach him some things.
1301
00:54:34,835 --> 00:54:37,436
What are you gonna teach him
in that scrawny, flat body?
1302
00:54:37,438 --> 00:54:38,804
Well, at least I'm not dried up
1303
00:54:38,806 --> 00:54:40,540
like a creek hit by a drought
down there.
1304
00:54:40,542 --> 00:54:42,608
Please stop.
1305
00:54:42,610 --> 00:54:45,578
Just a dusty bed of rocks
where water once flowed.
1306
00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:47,612
First, that's not...
it's not dusty.
1307
00:54:47,614 --> 00:54:50,081
Anyways, what's up
with you and Preston?
1308
00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:52,083
Making puppy dog eyes
at him all day.
1309
00:54:52,085 --> 00:54:53,820
We're just friends.
1310
00:54:53,822 --> 00:54:56,188
Well, yeah, 'cause you're
too scared to get at him.
1311
00:54:56,190 --> 00:54:59,090
You see, that's your problem
with work and men.
1312
00:54:59,092 --> 00:55:00,726
You can't close the deal.
1313
00:55:00,728 --> 00:55:02,061
Wh-What about you?
1314
00:55:02,063 --> 00:55:04,697
You hire employees
but don't trust them.
1315
00:55:04,699 --> 00:55:07,632
You meet people
but don't make friends.
1316
00:55:07,634 --> 00:55:10,235
You date, and you don't commit.
(SCOFFS)
1317
00:55:10,237 --> 00:55:12,505
Committing is overrated.
1318
00:55:12,507 --> 00:55:14,005
I'm a boss.
1319
00:55:14,007 --> 00:55:16,041
I can't be heartbroken.
1320
00:55:16,043 --> 00:55:19,078
Men want me to be just like
a Mary J. Blige song.
1321
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,213
Just down without them.
1322
00:55:21,215 --> 00:55:23,748
But I'm too strong
for that mess.
1323
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,821
- Okay.
- (JORDAN SIGHS)
1324
00:55:28,188 --> 00:55:30,489
Wait. Oh, can you actually
just leave the whole bottle?
1325
00:55:30,491 --> 00:55:32,558
'Cause she left her card,
right?
1326
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,163
(LAUGHING):
She comes from money.
1327
00:55:35,563 --> 00:55:36,929
What are you doing?
1328
00:55:36,931 --> 00:55:39,130
Mm, nothing.
1329
00:55:39,132 --> 00:55:41,000
Why are you sniffing
and holding my glass?
1330
00:55:41,002 --> 00:55:43,069
My hand is not on your glass.
1331
00:55:43,071 --> 00:55:44,770
I literally see
your baby fingers right now
1332
00:55:44,772 --> 00:55:46,038
gripping my glass.
1333
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,040
Well, I think
you're seeing things.
1334
00:55:48,042 --> 00:55:50,576
Jordan, no drinking.
I mean it.
1335
00:55:50,578 --> 00:55:53,679
You got my aunties
over there trippin'. Stop.
1336
00:55:53,681 --> 00:55:56,782
Relax. I'm fine.
1337
00:55:56,784 --> 00:55:58,683
She's fine.
It's a game we play.
1338
00:55:58,685 --> 00:56:00,219
I'm drinking.
You're drinking.
1339
00:56:00,221 --> 00:56:02,087
(SINGSONGY):
One, two, three, drink.
1340
00:56:02,089 --> 00:56:04,155
("I'M GOING DOWN"
BY MARY J. BLIGE PLAYING)
1341
00:56:04,157 --> 00:56:06,092
Girl, that baby's drunk.
1342
00:56:06,094 --> 00:56:09,862
(SINGING ALONG TO SONG):
♪ Time on my hands ♪
1343
00:56:09,864 --> 00:56:13,065
♪ Since you've been away, boy ♪
1344
00:56:13,067 --> 00:56:16,969
♪ I ain't got no plans ♪
1345
00:56:16,971 --> 00:56:18,737
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
1346
00:56:18,739 --> 00:56:20,773
But, see, I do got plans,
'cause I'm the boss, okurrr?
1347
00:56:20,775 --> 00:56:22,909
(JORDAN CLEARS THROAT)
1348
00:56:22,911 --> 00:56:25,645
♪ And the sound of the rain ♪
1349
00:56:25,647 --> 00:56:28,713
- ♪ Against my windowpane ♪
- APRIL: Stop.
1350
00:56:28,715 --> 00:56:30,583
- Jordan, get down.
- ♪ Is slowly ♪
1351
00:56:30,585 --> 00:56:33,686
- ♪ Is slowly driving me insane ♪
- APRIL: Stop.
1352
00:56:33,688 --> 00:56:35,654
- I'm sorry.
- ♪ Boy ♪
1353
00:56:35,656 --> 00:56:37,723
What are you do...? Why are you
embarrassing me like this?
1354
00:56:37,725 --> 00:56:40,992
♪ I'm going down,
I'm going down ♪
1355
00:56:40,994 --> 00:56:42,561
Go down, then.
1356
00:56:42,563 --> 00:56:43,962
Go... Come down.
1357
00:56:43,964 --> 00:56:46,232
♪ 'Cause you ain't around,
baby... ♪
1358
00:56:46,234 --> 00:56:48,134
Some kids need more
than just time-out.
1359
00:56:48,136 --> 00:56:50,101
First of all,
I am a great mother.
1360
00:56:50,103 --> 00:56:51,938
I encourage
this type of behavior.
1361
00:56:51,940 --> 00:56:54,139
- Matter of fact...
- ♪ ...side down... ♪
1362
00:56:54,141 --> 00:56:56,875
- (JORDAN GRUNTS)
- ♪ Sleep don't come easy ♪
1363
00:56:56,877 --> 00:56:58,643
♪ Boy, please believe me ♪
- Don't worry.
1364
00:56:58,645 --> 00:57:00,813
- I'll be right back. (GASPS)
- Sorry. - MAN: Okay.
1365
00:57:00,815 --> 00:57:03,782
♪ Since you been gone ♪
1366
00:57:03,784 --> 00:57:07,052
- ♪ Everything's going wrong ♪
- (MAN GASPS)
1367
00:57:07,054 --> 00:57:09,020
Everything. Everything.
1368
00:57:09,022 --> 00:57:10,623
Yes, Auntie!
1369
00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,724
♪ Why'd you have to
say good-bye? ♪
1370
00:57:12,726 --> 00:57:15,860
♪ Look what you've done to me ♪
1371
00:57:15,862 --> 00:57:18,230
- Who is this?
- ♪ I can't stop these tears ♪
1372
00:57:18,232 --> 00:57:21,634
- ♪ From falling from my eyes ♪
- You don't know her? - Baby...
1373
00:57:21,636 --> 00:57:22,735
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
1374
00:57:22,737 --> 00:57:24,940
♪ I'm going down ♪
1375
00:57:26,074 --> 00:57:29,775
♪ I'm going down ♪
1376
00:57:29,777 --> 00:57:33,945
♪ 'Cause you ain't around,
baby ♪
1377
00:57:33,947 --> 00:57:36,916
- ♪ My whole world's ♪
- (WOMEN HUMMING, CHUCKLING)
1378
00:57:36,918 --> 00:57:40,589
♪ Up... side down ♪
1379
00:57:41,755 --> 00:57:45,123
♪ Oh, I don't know what to do ♪
1380
00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:49,695
♪ If I ever lose you ♪
1381
00:57:49,697 --> 00:57:52,098
♪ I'll be going down ♪
1382
00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:56,170
- MAN: Oh!
- ♪ I said I'll be going down ♪
1383
00:57:57,404 --> 00:57:59,838
- ♪ Oh... ♪
- (MAN GRUNTING)
1384
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:01,806
- (MAN WHIMPERS)
- (JORDAN GASPS, STAMMERS)
1385
00:58:01,808 --> 00:58:04,744
- Oh, my word.
- ♪ Please forgive me, baby ♪
1386
00:58:04,746 --> 00:58:09,215
♪ I'm so sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry ♪
1387
00:58:09,217 --> 00:58:10,849
(APPLAUSE)
1388
00:58:10,851 --> 00:58:13,321
♪ I'm going down ♪
1389
00:58:14,422 --> 00:58:16,922
♪ I'm going down. ♪
1390
00:58:16,924 --> 00:58:19,425
All right, I'm out.
1391
00:58:19,427 --> 00:58:23,395
April.
Y-You can't leave.
1392
00:58:23,397 --> 00:58:25,864
If Vince sees you
outside leaving,
1393
00:58:25,866 --> 00:58:28,736
then he might call Agent Bea.
1394
00:58:30,103 --> 00:58:32,971
Are you asking me
to spend the night?
1395
00:58:32,973 --> 00:58:36,010
I don't know how much longer
I can take being 13.
1396
00:58:37,878 --> 00:58:40,079
Please...
1397
00:58:40,081 --> 00:58:42,718
Miss April, ma'am.
1398
00:58:46,119 --> 00:58:48,089
Thank you.
1399
00:58:49,891 --> 00:58:53,025
JORDAN: Well, see you at
the crossroads, Wicked Witch.
1400
00:58:53,027 --> 00:58:55,630
So, how's it look?
1401
00:58:57,699 --> 00:58:59,431
Um...
1402
00:58:59,433 --> 00:59:01,967
it'll get you
through the night, yeah.
1403
00:59:01,969 --> 00:59:03,902
You like this movie?
1404
00:59:03,904 --> 00:59:05,938
Yeah, I love it.
1405
00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:09,474
Work! Work! Work! Work! Work!
1406
00:59:09,476 --> 00:59:12,078
Yes. Come through.
1407
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,780
And all lunch hours
are canceled!
1408
00:59:15,782 --> 00:59:18,416
- (CHUCKLING): Are you serious?
- EVILLENE: Now suffer!
1409
00:59:18,418 --> 00:59:19,819
Really?
1410
00:59:19,821 --> 00:59:21,286
Evillene was a boss.
1411
00:59:21,288 --> 00:59:23,422
I learned so much about
running a company from her.
1412
00:59:23,424 --> 00:59:25,757
MAN: We haven't had
a lunch hour in six months!
1413
00:59:25,759 --> 00:59:27,226
That explains a lot.
1414
00:59:27,228 --> 00:59:30,362
But I wasn't always
this hard on people.
1415
00:59:30,364 --> 00:59:35,233
When I was first this age,
I stopped being open and kind.
1416
00:59:35,235 --> 00:59:39,371
Every time I tried to fit in,
kids would just beat me down.
1417
00:59:39,373 --> 00:59:43,842
Make fun of me, bully me.
1418
00:59:43,844 --> 00:59:46,478
At that point,
I just gave up on people.
1419
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,447
(SIGHS)
It hurt too much to care.
1420
00:59:49,449 --> 00:59:51,250
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
1421
00:59:51,252 --> 00:59:54,219
Anyways, when I grew up,
1422
00:59:54,221 --> 00:59:57,223
I guess I just
attacked people first
1423
00:59:57,225 --> 00:59:59,427
before they could attack me.
1424
01:00:05,165 --> 01:00:07,366
I get it.
1425
01:00:07,368 --> 01:00:09,335
You know,
it's hard out here for girls.
1426
01:00:09,337 --> 01:00:12,036
It's like, you get one shot
if you're lucky,
1427
01:00:12,038 --> 01:00:15,174
and if you don't hit
the bull's-eye,
1428
01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,446
people will drag you.
1429
01:00:22,282 --> 01:00:24,286
Am I done?
1430
01:00:26,154 --> 01:00:28,119
You finished and done.
1431
01:00:28,121 --> 01:00:29,223
Cool.
1432
01:00:33,860 --> 01:00:36,128
(KEYS JINGLE)
1433
01:00:36,130 --> 01:00:39,431
HOMEGIRL: Initiating
"Bed" light sequence.
1434
01:00:39,433 --> 01:00:41,900
- You're welcome, ladies.
- ("BED" BY J. HOLIDAY PLAYS)
1435
01:00:41,902 --> 01:00:43,134
What is going on?
1436
01:00:43,136 --> 01:00:44,469
♪ J. Holiday ♪
1437
01:00:44,471 --> 01:00:47,005
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
1438
01:00:47,007 --> 01:00:49,375
- He's here.
- Who?
1439
01:00:49,377 --> 01:00:51,576
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Put you to bed ♪
1440
01:00:51,578 --> 01:00:56,014
♪ Bed, bed,
put you to bed, bed, bed ♪
1441
01:00:56,016 --> 01:00:58,583
Oh, my God.
Did you order him?
1442
01:00:58,585 --> 01:01:01,152
♪ Girl, change into
that Victoria's Secret thing ♪
1443
01:01:01,154 --> 01:01:02,454
♪ That I like ♪
1444
01:01:02,456 --> 01:01:03,989
♪ All right, okay... ♪
1445
01:01:03,991 --> 01:01:06,592
Is this rich people Postmates?
1446
01:01:06,594 --> 01:01:10,029
♪ Perfume, spray it there,
put our love in the air ♪
1447
01:01:10,031 --> 01:01:11,963
- ♪ Now put me right next to you ♪
- Ooh.
1448
01:01:11,965 --> 01:01:13,898
♪ Finna raise the temp
in the room ♪
1449
01:01:13,900 --> 01:01:15,900
♪ First rub my back
like you do... ♪
1450
01:01:15,902 --> 01:01:18,270
He's doing the dolphin.
He could flip me.
1451
01:01:18,272 --> 01:01:20,873
♪ Right there, uh,
you touch me like you care ♪
1452
01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:23,576
♪ Now stop and let me
repay you for the week ♪
1453
01:01:23,578 --> 01:01:25,610
- ♪ That you've been through ♪
- Oh, my God.
1454
01:01:25,612 --> 01:01:27,512
♪ Working that 9:00-to-5:00
and staying cute... ♪
1455
01:01:27,514 --> 01:01:30,349
♪ Throwing flower in the air ♪
1456
01:01:30,351 --> 01:01:31,951
(APRIL CHUCKLING)
1457
01:01:31,953 --> 01:01:34,119
♪ I love it, I love it ♪
1458
01:01:34,121 --> 01:01:36,855
♪ You love it,
you love it every time ♪
1459
01:01:36,857 --> 01:01:38,224
- ♪ Every time ♪
- Yes.
1460
01:01:38,226 --> 01:01:39,991
♪ We touching, we touching ♪
1461
01:01:39,993 --> 01:01:42,594
♪ I want it, I want it,
you want it, you want it... ♪
1462
01:01:42,596 --> 01:01:46,297
Ooh, put me in the middle
of that. Yes, yes. (LAUGHS)
1463
01:01:46,299 --> 01:01:48,967
♪ Wanna put my fingers
through your hair... ♪
1464
01:01:48,969 --> 01:01:50,402
Oh, no, you can't look at this.
1465
01:01:50,404 --> 01:01:52,036
This is for grown folks'
eyes only.
1466
01:01:52,038 --> 01:01:53,973
♪ Till your eyes roll back ♪
1467
01:01:53,975 --> 01:01:57,242
♪ I'm trying to put you
to bed, bed, bed ♪
1468
01:01:57,244 --> 01:01:59,244
- ♪ I'm-a put you to bed... ♪
- (GASPS)
1469
01:01:59,246 --> 01:02:00,512
- TREVOR: Kid, stop looking!
- (MUSIC STOPS)
1470
01:02:00,514 --> 01:02:02,181
- Oh, my God.
- TREVOR: Oh, my God.
1471
01:02:02,183 --> 01:02:04,983
- Oh, just calm down. It's fine.
- Oh, no. It's fine.
1472
01:02:04,985 --> 01:02:06,384
JORDAN:
Just relax.
1473
01:02:06,386 --> 01:02:08,454
TREVOR: No, it is not.
No, it is not fine.
1474
01:02:08,456 --> 01:02:10,422
What... what's wrong with you?
1475
01:02:10,424 --> 01:02:12,958
Oh, 'cause she's a child. I...
1476
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,393
- You a child. (LAUGHS)
- Oh, right.
1477
01:02:15,395 --> 01:02:17,929
What?
What-what are you doing here?
1478
01:02:17,931 --> 01:02:20,398
Well, what are you doing here?
This is my house.
1479
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,335
Who are you?!
1480
01:02:22,969 --> 01:02:25,270
Oh, um...
1481
01:02:25,272 --> 01:02:27,373
Well, I'm April,
with an "A" for "available."
1482
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:30,308
(CHUCKLING): It's so good...
so nice to meet you.
1483
01:02:30,310 --> 01:02:31,944
Yes. Ooh.
1484
01:02:31,946 --> 01:02:33,179
Wh-What I'm trying
to understand is...
1485
01:02:33,181 --> 01:02:37,181
why would you be in Jordan's
apartment watching some...
1486
01:02:37,183 --> 01:02:40,485
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1487
01:02:40,487 --> 01:02:42,320
I know exactly who you are.
1488
01:02:42,322 --> 01:02:43,621
You do?
1489
01:02:43,623 --> 01:02:45,224
(GASPS)
Well, sure.
1490
01:02:45,226 --> 01:02:46,525
Man, listen, listen,
1491
01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:48,059
everything's gonna be okay,
all right?
1492
01:02:48,061 --> 01:02:49,360
Don't worry,
everything's gonna be fine.
1493
01:02:49,362 --> 01:02:50,929
We're gonna figure this out
together.
1494
01:02:50,931 --> 01:02:53,165
It's-it's gonna take
some adjusting, and...
1495
01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:54,366
To be honest,
I'd always imagined
1496
01:02:54,368 --> 01:02:55,967
having my own kids
at first, but...
1497
01:02:55,969 --> 01:02:58,670
I guess, when God sends you
a child to love,
1498
01:02:58,672 --> 01:03:00,207
it doesn't matter
where it comes from.
1499
01:03:02,076 --> 01:03:04,543
Wait, what the hell
are you talking about?
1500
01:03:04,545 --> 01:03:06,712
This is why Jordan
was so closed off to me.
1501
01:03:06,714 --> 01:03:09,213
She was embarrassed to tell me
she's a single mom.
1502
01:03:09,215 --> 01:03:11,382
Oh, God, no.
1503
01:03:11,384 --> 01:03:13,552
- No, no, no, no, no. Get out.
- APRIL: You know what?
1504
01:03:13,554 --> 01:03:14,686
- I think you better go. You should go.
- Go!
1505
01:03:14,688 --> 01:03:16,487
Look at you. You're so cute,
like a little doll.
1506
01:03:16,489 --> 01:03:17,989
APRIL: We can go together,
but... you got to go.
1507
01:03:17,991 --> 01:03:19,058
Just lovable. Look at...
1508
01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:21,694
No, no,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
1509
01:03:21,696 --> 01:03:23,561
Oh, my God, you're so strong.
1510
01:03:23,563 --> 01:03:24,697
Key.
1511
01:03:24,699 --> 01:03:26,632
You sound just like your mama.
1512
01:03:26,634 --> 01:03:28,266
That... that tough exterior
just trying to...
1513
01:03:28,268 --> 01:03:29,467
just trying to protect
what's on the inside.
1514
01:03:29,469 --> 01:03:31,270
Look, you ain't
got to do that no more.
1515
01:03:31,272 --> 01:03:33,172
- Just give me the key.
- Okay? I'm here for you.
1516
01:03:33,174 --> 01:03:35,040
All right?
1517
01:03:35,042 --> 01:03:37,009
And look, don't-don't...
Listen, don't...
1518
01:03:37,011 --> 01:03:38,444
- don't tell your mom, all right?
- (BELL DINGS)
1519
01:03:38,446 --> 01:03:41,313
Just-just give me a chance
to explain, okay?
1520
01:03:41,315 --> 01:03:43,614
I'll-I'll be back, all right?
1521
01:03:43,616 --> 01:03:46,150
I'll be back. Daddy's home.
1522
01:03:46,152 --> 01:03:48,353
Mama's home, too. (CHUCKLES)
1523
01:03:48,355 --> 01:03:49,355
(WHOOPS)
1524
01:03:49,357 --> 01:03:51,489
I'm on Hinge, Tinder
and Christian Mingle.
1525
01:03:51,491 --> 01:03:53,260
(CHUCKLES)
1526
01:03:55,395 --> 01:03:57,395
So, now what?
1527
01:03:57,397 --> 01:04:00,366
I hate to say it,
but I have to go back to work.
1528
01:04:00,368 --> 01:04:01,733
And you have to go back to...
1529
01:04:01,735 --> 01:04:03,569
No, no, no.
Please don't say it, April.
1530
01:04:03,571 --> 01:04:05,036
To school.
1531
01:04:05,038 --> 01:04:06,704
We can't risk it
with Agent Bea.
1532
01:04:06,706 --> 01:04:09,641
You don't understand
what school was like.
1533
01:04:09,643 --> 01:04:12,177
Or is like.
1534
01:04:12,179 --> 01:04:15,547
The way this Jasmine girl makes
people feel about themselves?
1535
01:04:15,549 --> 01:04:18,750
She's mean, cruel, a bully.
1536
01:04:18,752 --> 01:04:21,420
Doesn't care about
anyone's feelings.
1537
01:04:21,422 --> 01:04:22,755
(JORDAN SIGHS)
1538
01:04:22,757 --> 01:04:25,623
Yeah, I can't imagine
what that's like.
1539
01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:29,061
You're not talking about me,
are you?
1540
01:04:29,063 --> 01:04:32,297
There's probably a reason
why you became this Jordan.
1541
01:04:32,299 --> 01:04:34,532
You know, maybe you have to do
1542
01:04:34,534 --> 01:04:37,235
something differently
at this age.
1543
01:04:37,237 --> 01:04:39,174
Botox?
1544
01:04:40,507 --> 01:04:42,808
I'm just saying...
1545
01:04:42,810 --> 01:04:46,210
you have a chance
anyone would kill for.
1546
01:04:46,212 --> 01:04:49,148
You get to be a child again.
1547
01:04:49,150 --> 01:04:52,686
So, knowing what you know now,
what would you do different?
1548
01:04:55,723 --> 01:04:57,659
I'd stun on those kids.
1549
01:05:00,161 --> 01:05:01,559
Yeah.
1550
01:05:01,561 --> 01:05:04,228
("LOST SOULS" BY H.E.R.
FEATURING DJ SCRATCH PLAYING)
1551
01:05:04,230 --> 01:05:06,732
♪ Confusing self-conscious
with self-confidence ♪
1552
01:05:06,734 --> 01:05:08,233
♪ Confusing self-conscious ♪
1553
01:05:08,235 --> 01:05:09,500
♪ With self-confidence ♪
1554
01:05:09,502 --> 01:05:10,768
♪ Confusing self-conscious ♪
1555
01:05:10,770 --> 01:05:12,270
♪ With self-confidence ♪
1556
01:05:12,272 --> 01:05:14,505
- Hey.
- Look.
1557
01:05:14,507 --> 01:05:16,641
♪ I don't clique up,
I don't clique up, nah ♪
1558
01:05:16,643 --> 01:05:18,444
♪ I don't clique up,
I don't clique up... ♪
1559
01:05:18,446 --> 01:05:21,179
- (GASPING)
- Mm!
1560
01:05:21,181 --> 01:05:23,514
- Straws? It's me.
- Oh, my gosh.
1561
01:05:23,516 --> 01:05:24,616
The hot pink.
1562
01:05:24,618 --> 01:05:26,351
- I know. I know.
- Look.
1563
01:05:26,353 --> 01:05:28,320
Oh, my God. Is that...?
1564
01:05:28,322 --> 01:05:29,788
Custom? Yes. Yes, it is.
1565
01:05:29,790 --> 01:05:31,590
- RAINA: Jordan.
- Yeah?
1566
01:05:31,592 --> 01:05:33,391
- You look...
- I know, I know.
1567
01:05:33,393 --> 01:05:36,261
Wow. Jasmine gave you respect.
That's huge.
1568
01:05:36,263 --> 01:05:38,297
(BELL RINGING)
1569
01:05:38,299 --> 01:05:40,732
- It's time! - Yeah.
- Time for what?
1570
01:05:40,734 --> 01:05:43,134
- Time for everything to change around here.
- Yeah! - Uh-huh.
1571
01:05:43,136 --> 01:05:45,837
Winchella auditions
starting now.
1572
01:05:45,839 --> 01:05:47,206
- JORDAN: No. No, no, no.
- Yes!
1573
01:05:47,208 --> 01:05:49,474
No talent shows, no auditions.
1574
01:05:49,476 --> 01:05:52,478
We got this.
Isaac's got the voice.
1575
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:53,645
♪ La. ♪
1576
01:05:53,647 --> 01:05:55,780
And we've got the moves.
1577
01:05:55,782 --> 01:05:58,116
- 'Ey! 'Ey!
- (GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)
1578
01:05:58,118 --> 01:06:00,251
It literally cannot go wrong.
1579
01:06:00,253 --> 01:06:01,487
Yes!
1580
01:06:01,489 --> 01:06:02,820
- Let's do this!
- (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
1581
01:06:02,822 --> 01:06:05,389
Come on.
It's gonna be great.
1582
01:06:05,391 --> 01:06:07,492
♪ Gimme, gimme,
I'm worth it ♪
1583
01:06:07,494 --> 01:06:09,795
♪ Give it to me, I'm worth it ♪
1584
01:06:09,797 --> 01:06:12,498
- ♪ Know what I mean? ♪
- ♪ Baby, I'm worth it ♪
1585
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:15,166
- ♪ Gimme it ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh, I'm worth it ♪
1586
01:06:15,168 --> 01:06:17,569
♪ Gimme, gimme, I'm worth it ♪
1587
01:06:17,571 --> 01:06:19,770
♪ Give it to me,
I'm worth it. ♪
1588
01:06:19,772 --> 01:06:22,507
(FLOOR SQUEAKING)
1589
01:06:22,509 --> 01:06:23,775
(AUDIENCE GASPING QUIETLY)
1590
01:06:23,777 --> 01:06:25,409
That was amazing.
1591
01:06:25,411 --> 01:06:26,878
See you all at Winchella.
1592
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,246
- (LAUGHING)
- Yeah!
1593
01:06:28,248 --> 01:06:30,752
Oh, except for you, Becca.
You suck.
1594
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,353
- Hm. - (QUIET CHATTER)
- Come on, guys.
1595
01:06:34,355 --> 01:06:35,353
Next.
1596
01:06:35,355 --> 01:06:37,255
S-Sure you don't want
to join us, Jordan?
1597
01:06:37,257 --> 01:06:39,690
Yeah. We could really use
one more dancer.
1598
01:06:39,692 --> 01:06:41,527
- You could freestyle.
- No way.
1599
01:06:41,529 --> 01:06:44,563
I am never going on that stage
and sharing myself again.
1600
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:47,398
I landed butt first in a stack
full of cardboard boxes
1601
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:48,634
the last time I tried that.
1602
01:06:48,636 --> 01:06:49,670
Next!
1603
01:06:53,273 --> 01:06:54,842
Hi.
1604
01:06:57,511 --> 01:07:00,411
Okay. So, what's your talent?
1605
01:07:00,413 --> 01:07:02,883
Uh, uh, I'm-I'm-I'm singing.
1606
01:07:04,817 --> 01:07:06,918
(CLEARS THROAT)
1607
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,253
♪ A-And, a-and ♪
1608
01:07:09,255 --> 01:07:12,757
♪ A-And, a-an-and, a-and... ♪
1609
01:07:12,759 --> 01:07:15,427
A-A-And we're finished. Next!
1610
01:07:15,429 --> 01:07:18,329
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER,
INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1611
01:07:18,331 --> 01:07:22,233
Okay, so...
sometimes he gets nervous.
1612
01:07:22,235 --> 01:07:24,369
B-But trust us, he's amazing.
1613
01:07:24,371 --> 01:07:26,637
And then we do this, like,
really hype dance,
1614
01:07:26,639 --> 01:07:27,940
- and we back him up.
- RAINA: Yeah, yeah.
1615
01:07:27,942 --> 01:07:30,474
So we'll just skip to the part
where we dance.
1616
01:07:30,476 --> 01:07:32,413
Music.
1617
01:07:34,248 --> 01:07:36,715
W-We'll just go. Um...
1618
01:07:36,717 --> 01:07:39,717
a-five, six,
seven, eight, and...
1619
01:07:39,719 --> 01:07:41,485
(GRUNTING)
1620
01:07:41,487 --> 01:07:42,954
Oh. Sorry.
1621
01:07:42,956 --> 01:07:44,288
- (GROANS)
- Oh!
1622
01:07:44,290 --> 01:07:47,425
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
1623
01:07:47,427 --> 01:07:49,393
Okay, that's enough.
You're in.
1624
01:07:49,395 --> 01:07:50,929
See you all at Winchella.
1625
01:07:50,931 --> 01:07:52,530
Awesome. Thank you.
1626
01:07:52,532 --> 01:07:54,398
You guys are gonna be
blown away. (CHUCKLES)
1627
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,268
We already are.
1628
01:07:56,270 --> 01:07:58,172
- Yes.
- (QUIET CHATTER)
1629
01:07:59,607 --> 01:08:01,306
See?
1630
01:08:01,308 --> 01:08:03,808
See what?
That was a disaster.
1631
01:08:03,810 --> 01:08:06,545
It wasn't as great as we-we-we
thought it was gonna be.
1632
01:08:06,547 --> 01:08:09,547
But that's okay. We'll totally
kill it at-at-at Winchella.
1633
01:08:09,549 --> 01:08:10,616
Right?
1634
01:08:10,618 --> 01:08:12,284
- Yeah.
- Are you crazy?
1635
01:08:12,286 --> 01:08:14,453
She just let you into Winchella
just to make fun of you.
1636
01:08:14,455 --> 01:08:16,989
I don't know.
I mean, she seemed pretty nice.
1637
01:08:16,991 --> 01:08:18,489
RAINA:
Yeah, plus they won't laugh
1638
01:08:18,491 --> 01:08:21,260
when they really see
what we're about.
1639
01:08:21,262 --> 01:08:23,628
- Forget showing who you really are.
- Yeah! - (LAUGHING)
1640
01:08:23,630 --> 01:08:25,529
That is social suicide.
1641
01:08:25,531 --> 01:08:27,498
- Huh?
- You know what?
1642
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:29,434
Let me teach you
how to be somebody else.
1643
01:08:29,436 --> 01:08:31,836
Somebody that a bully
wouldn't dare to make fun of,
1644
01:08:31,838 --> 01:08:34,805
because you're living a life
that they can only dream of.
1645
01:08:34,807 --> 01:08:36,707
And that can't happen here.
1646
01:08:36,709 --> 01:08:38,342
- Oh...
- I-I-I've... I-I've never skipped
1647
01:08:38,344 --> 01:08:39,944
a second of school
in my whole life.
1648
01:08:39,946 --> 01:08:42,417
Mm-hmm. And, uh,
where has that gotten you?
1649
01:08:43,517 --> 01:08:44,852
Let's go.
1650
01:08:54,428 --> 01:08:56,531
- (GASPING)
- Whoa.
1651
01:08:57,664 --> 01:08:58,863
Wow.
1652
01:08:58,865 --> 01:09:01,699
- Wow.
- Whoa.
1653
01:09:01,701 --> 01:09:03,902
You live here?
1654
01:09:03,904 --> 01:09:06,404
- ISAAC: This is so c-c-cool.
- DEVON: Whoa.
1655
01:09:06,406 --> 01:09:09,608
- Is this what having money feels like?
- DEVON: Wow.
1656
01:09:09,610 --> 01:09:12,077
Okay, guys, now, focus.
This is about showing Jasmine
1657
01:09:12,079 --> 01:09:14,512
and the rest of the school
what they're missing out on
1658
01:09:14,514 --> 01:09:16,314
by not being friends
with you guys.
1659
01:09:16,316 --> 01:09:19,083
So we have to look like
we're having the most fun.
1660
01:09:19,085 --> 01:09:21,752
Isn't it easier to...
just to really have fun?
1661
01:09:21,754 --> 01:09:23,387
Ain't nobody got time
for reality.
1662
01:09:23,389 --> 01:09:25,457
We're talking about
the Internet.
1663
01:09:25,459 --> 01:09:26,858
(SIGHS) Okay.
1664
01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:29,528
Um, HomeGirl, a vibe, please.
1665
01:09:29,530 --> 01:09:31,630
HOMEGIRL:
HomeGirl doesn't know you.
1666
01:09:31,632 --> 01:09:33,864
Voice recognition denied.
1667
01:09:33,866 --> 01:09:36,568
I said,
"HomeGirl, a vibe, please!"
1668
01:09:36,570 --> 01:09:37,836
HOMEGIRL:
All right.
1669
01:09:37,838 --> 01:09:39,503
- Playing a vibe.
- (SIGHS, MUTTERS)
1670
01:09:39,505 --> 01:09:41,506
- Okay.
- ("LURKIN" BY DANILEIGH PLAYS)
1671
01:09:41,508 --> 01:09:45,844
So, no one's gonna be jealous
of you guys looking like you.
1672
01:09:45,846 --> 01:09:48,947
So we have to change
all of this. Follow me.
1673
01:09:48,949 --> 01:09:50,582
♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪
1674
01:09:50,584 --> 01:09:53,618
♪ Why you always lurkin'
on my Instagram page? ♪
1675
01:09:53,620 --> 01:09:56,921
♪ All on her timeline-line,
all on her timeline-line ♪
1676
01:09:56,923 --> 01:09:58,989
♪ All on her time,
all on her time ♪
1677
01:09:58,991 --> 01:10:00,091
♪ All on her timeline-line ♪
1678
01:10:00,093 --> 01:10:02,527
- (CHUCKLING): Yeah.
- ♪ You slide into her DMs ♪
1679
01:10:02,529 --> 01:10:03,894
♪ Hopin' she gon' see it ♪
1680
01:10:03,896 --> 01:10:05,396
♪ She don't press allow,
she press decline ♪
1681
01:10:05,398 --> 01:10:07,131
♪ 'Cause she don't need it ♪
- (LAUGHING)
1682
01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:08,433
- Oh, yeah!
- ♪ You likin' all her photos ♪
1683
01:10:08,435 --> 01:10:10,368
♪ You lookin' hella loco ♪
1684
01:10:10,370 --> 01:10:11,936
♪ You comment, that's a no-no ♪
1685
01:10:11,938 --> 01:10:14,105
♪ They got me like,
"Ay, coño" ♪
1686
01:10:14,107 --> 01:10:16,675
♪ You spent all
your rent money, yeah ♪
1687
01:10:16,677 --> 01:10:18,009
♪ Don't even get money, yeah ♪
1688
01:10:18,011 --> 01:10:19,845
♪ Act like you
spend money, yeah ♪
1689
01:10:19,847 --> 01:10:21,546
♪ No, that's your
chick's money, yeah ♪
1690
01:10:21,548 --> 01:10:22,680
♪ Now you gon' check
for me, yeah ♪
1691
01:10:22,682 --> 01:10:24,049
♪ Post up and flex on, yeah ♪
1692
01:10:24,051 --> 01:10:26,016
♪ Why you likin'
on my page, page? ♪
1693
01:10:26,018 --> 01:10:27,918
♪ I'm-a always ask you
the same thing ♪
1694
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,822
♪ Why you always lurkin'?
Why you always lurkin'? ♪
1695
01:10:30,824 --> 01:10:33,492
♪ Why you always lurkin'
on my Instagram page? ♪
1696
01:10:33,494 --> 01:10:35,659
- Yeah.
- ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪
1697
01:10:35,661 --> 01:10:37,496
- ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪
- No, no, no.
1698
01:10:37,498 --> 01:10:39,430
- ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪
- ♪ Why you always lurkin... ♪
1699
01:10:39,432 --> 01:10:41,433
(GROANING IN PAIN)
1700
01:10:41,435 --> 01:10:42,967
♪ Why you trippin'?
Let me look ♪
1701
01:10:42,969 --> 01:10:45,537
♪ Hey, let me read you
like a book ♪
1702
01:10:45,539 --> 01:10:46,904
♪ Girl, you know
I ain't no crook ♪
1703
01:10:46,906 --> 01:10:48,540
♪ I just wanna take
a look, hey ♪
1704
01:10:48,542 --> 01:10:50,141
- ♪ I just wanna take a look ♪
- (ISAAC WHIMPERING)
1705
01:10:50,143 --> 01:10:52,978
♪ All on her timeline-line,
all on her timeline-line ♪
1706
01:10:52,980 --> 01:10:55,479
♪ All on her time,
all on her time ♪
1707
01:10:55,481 --> 01:10:57,448
- ♪ All on her timeline-line ♪
- (GRUNTING)
1708
01:10:57,450 --> 01:10:58,817
- (GASPING)
- ♪ All on her timeline-line ♪
1709
01:10:58,819 --> 01:11:00,652
♪ All on her time,
all on her time ♪
1710
01:11:00,654 --> 01:11:02,554
- ♪ All on her timeline-line ♪
- (GASPING, PANTING)
1711
01:11:02,556 --> 01:11:04,523
- ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪
- ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪
1712
01:11:04,525 --> 01:11:06,457
- ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪
- ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪
1713
01:11:06,459 --> 01:11:09,094
♪ Why you always lurkin'
on my Instagram page? ♪
1714
01:11:09,096 --> 01:11:10,796
- (ALL SIGH)
- (CELL PHONE BUZZING)
1715
01:11:10,798 --> 01:11:12,430
That was awesome.
1716
01:11:12,432 --> 01:11:15,533
- We look so cool.
- Oh! L-Look, look!
1717
01:11:15,535 --> 01:11:18,068
- Look at all these likes.
- RAINA: Wow.
1718
01:11:18,070 --> 01:11:20,771
Even Jasmine
kitty-cat-heart-eyed our story.
1719
01:11:20,773 --> 01:11:23,942
I mean, I still think
Winchella would have been fun.
1720
01:11:23,944 --> 01:11:27,711
One wrong move, and then
you lose all your followers.
1721
01:11:27,713 --> 01:11:30,015
Forget Winchella.
1722
01:11:30,017 --> 01:11:32,184
She's right.
We can't mess this up.
1723
01:11:32,186 --> 01:11:34,452
I've changed your life
for the better.
1724
01:11:34,454 --> 01:11:35,953
My work here is done.
1725
01:11:35,955 --> 01:11:37,956
Your Lyft is downstairs.
1726
01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:40,795
- Thank you. - Bye.
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
1727
01:11:42,629 --> 01:11:44,195
What are you doing here?
1728
01:11:44,197 --> 01:11:46,064
(SIGHS)
I don't know, okay?
1729
01:11:46,066 --> 01:11:47,799
I-I-I... I walked into a store,
1730
01:11:47,801 --> 01:11:49,868
there was pink everywhere,
and the next thing I know,
1731
01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:52,737
I'm handing over
my credit card, and...
1732
01:11:52,739 --> 01:11:55,474
You... you probably don't
play with toys, huh?
1733
01:11:55,476 --> 01:11:58,042
I should have thought
about this.
1734
01:11:58,044 --> 01:12:00,077
Look, I'm-I'm nervous, okay?
I just want to make
1735
01:12:00,079 --> 01:12:01,947
a good impression
on you and your mom.
1736
01:12:01,949 --> 01:12:03,814
- Wh-Where's Jordan?
- Business trip.
1737
01:12:03,816 --> 01:12:06,217
Look, do you want me to send
her a message or something?
1738
01:12:06,219 --> 01:12:08,854
N-No. I-I mean... yes.
1739
01:12:08,856 --> 01:12:11,489
(SIGHS) There's just
so much I want to say.
1740
01:12:11,491 --> 01:12:14,529
But your mama just makes it
so hard to talk face-to-face.
1741
01:12:15,995 --> 01:12:18,965
(SIGHS)
Just... come in.
1742
01:12:20,601 --> 01:12:22,868
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)
1743
01:12:22,870 --> 01:12:24,101
(CHUCKLING):
Hey.
1744
01:12:24,103 --> 01:12:25,804
- What is happening?
- Hey. (STAMMERS)
1745
01:12:25,806 --> 01:12:27,605
N-No, n-no.
1746
01:12:27,607 --> 01:12:29,707
Yo, these are dope.
1747
01:12:29,709 --> 01:12:31,909
Uh, thanks.
(CHUCKLES)
1748
01:12:31,911 --> 01:12:33,043
So, you ready?
1749
01:12:33,045 --> 01:12:35,613
Uh-huh. Uh, no.
1750
01:12:35,615 --> 01:12:38,049
I can't do it. I can't run
another pitch meeting.
1751
01:12:38,051 --> 01:12:39,951
And it's fine.
It's good. I'm good.
1752
01:12:39,953 --> 01:12:42,753
April, you have so many
dope ideas. Look at this.
1753
01:12:42,755 --> 01:12:45,657
You know, you could really
bring a team together.
1754
01:12:45,659 --> 01:12:47,091
I can't do it like Jordan.
1755
01:12:47,093 --> 01:12:48,792
Yes, thank God.
1756
01:12:48,794 --> 01:12:51,061
She never lets us get
our ideas out, and that's...
1757
01:12:51,063 --> 01:12:52,564
that's including you.
1758
01:12:52,566 --> 01:12:53,899
You're right.
1759
01:12:53,901 --> 01:12:55,567
So, what you gonna do?
1760
01:12:55,569 --> 01:12:59,069
I-I guess I'm gonna run it...
like me?
1761
01:12:59,071 --> 01:13:00,671
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear
what you said.
1762
01:13:00,673 --> 01:13:01,973
I said I'm gonna run it
like me.
1763
01:13:01,975 --> 01:13:03,942
I'm sorry,
I-I couldn't hear you.
1764
01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:05,710
- I'm gonna go up there...
- Uh-huh.
1765
01:13:05,712 --> 01:13:08,046
...and run that pitch meeting
like April, who's me.
1766
01:13:08,048 --> 01:13:09,680
- Uh-huh.
- And I'm gonna kill it.
1767
01:13:09,682 --> 01:13:11,216
- You gonna kill it?
- Yes! I'm gonna... up there,
1768
01:13:11,218 --> 01:13:12,751
- I'm gonna kill it.
- You gonna kill up there.
1769
01:13:12,753 --> 01:13:14,019
- Yes.
- Okay.
1770
01:13:14,021 --> 01:13:15,586
April, when I first heard
1771
01:13:15,588 --> 01:13:17,255
that you were leading
the pitch meeting,
1772
01:13:17,257 --> 01:13:19,024
I really only came
for the bagels.
1773
01:13:19,026 --> 01:13:20,257
(EMPLOYEES MURMURING,
CHUCKLING)
1774
01:13:20,259 --> 01:13:22,060
But this is the first time
1775
01:13:22,062 --> 01:13:24,563
I feel like my pitch
has actually been heard.
1776
01:13:24,565 --> 01:13:26,631
MELISSA (CHUCKLES):
Tell me about it.
1777
01:13:26,633 --> 01:13:28,966
I haven't even taken one
of my antianxiety pills today.
1778
01:13:28,968 --> 01:13:30,902
I mean, look at us.
I mean, this is nice, right?
1779
01:13:30,904 --> 01:13:32,237
I mean, this is, like,
a very positive,
1780
01:13:32,239 --> 01:13:33,637
like, A.A. meeting, right?
1781
01:13:33,639 --> 01:13:35,340
- (LAUGHTER)
- SCOTT: Yeah. Right?
1782
01:13:35,342 --> 01:13:37,309
Well, thank you, guys, so much.
1783
01:13:37,311 --> 01:13:40,110
I-I'm so glad this is fun.
1784
01:13:40,112 --> 01:13:41,947
But I have to be honest.
1785
01:13:41,949 --> 01:13:43,681
The ideas
just aren't there yet.
1786
01:13:43,683 --> 01:13:45,583
We got to do better.
1787
01:13:45,585 --> 01:13:47,085
CONNOR:
Let's hear 'em!
1788
01:13:47,087 --> 01:13:49,086
Ready to make that money!
1789
01:13:49,088 --> 01:13:50,654
- Uh...
- Is-is that...?
1790
01:13:50,656 --> 01:13:52,157
APRIL:
Mr. Connor.
1791
01:13:52,159 --> 01:13:54,259
- How long have you been here?
- I don't know.
1792
01:13:54,261 --> 01:13:56,260
I never learned
how to tell time.
1793
01:13:56,262 --> 01:13:58,028
Someone else does time for me.
1794
01:13:58,030 --> 01:14:00,998
Well, the-the pitch
isn't until tomorrow.
1795
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,703
Where's Jordan?
1796
01:14:04,070 --> 01:14:05,737
Jordan...
1797
01:14:05,739 --> 01:14:07,072
Can I see it?
(CLEARS THROAT)
1798
01:14:07,074 --> 01:14:09,808
She's at home...
1799
01:14:09,810 --> 01:14:12,377
dealing with some stuff...
1800
01:14:12,379 --> 01:14:14,179
in her private area.
1801
01:14:14,181 --> 01:14:15,947
That's... Whew!
1802
01:14:15,949 --> 01:14:17,849
It is on fire.
1803
01:14:17,851 --> 01:14:20,685
Mm. Got a hotbox down there?
1804
01:14:20,687 --> 01:14:23,087
I've dealt with a few o' those.
1805
01:14:23,089 --> 01:14:24,989
You said you dealt
with a... a few?
1806
01:14:24,991 --> 01:14:27,024
So, what have you got?
1807
01:14:27,026 --> 01:14:30,060
Come on,
the suspense is killing me.
1808
01:14:30,062 --> 01:14:32,730
(CHIMES)
1809
01:14:32,732 --> 01:14:34,832
So, what's your plan
for my mom?
1810
01:14:34,834 --> 01:14:38,002
(CHUCKLES)
There is no plan.
1811
01:14:38,004 --> 01:14:39,703
I enjoy spending time with her.
1812
01:14:39,705 --> 01:14:41,773
Well, that can't be it.
1813
01:14:41,775 --> 01:14:44,109
There's got to be some...
angle.
1814
01:14:44,111 --> 01:14:46,047
Well, there isn't.
1815
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:50,649
(SIGHS)
I see her, you know?
1816
01:14:50,651 --> 01:14:53,118
I mean, she's only tough
so no one can hurt her.
1817
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:55,886
But on the low...
(CHUCKLES)
1818
01:14:55,888 --> 01:14:58,023
your mom is really,
really silly.
1819
01:14:58,025 --> 01:14:59,924
Like, I can't even tell you
how many times
1820
01:14:59,926 --> 01:15:01,960
I caught her goofing
and dancing around here
1821
01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:03,360
when she thought
no one was watching.
1822
01:15:03,362 --> 01:15:06,096
Mm-hmm.
(CLEARS THROAT)
1823
01:15:06,098 --> 01:15:09,167
All right.
Then let's get real.
1824
01:15:09,169 --> 01:15:10,435
TREVOR:
Mm.
1825
01:15:10,437 --> 01:15:11,970
You're here for her money, huh?
1826
01:15:11,972 --> 01:15:13,037
(CLEARS THROAT)
What?
1827
01:15:13,039 --> 01:15:14,104
- (TREVOR CHUCKLES)
- Mm-hmm.
1828
01:15:14,106 --> 01:15:16,140
No, I'm not here for her money.
1829
01:15:16,142 --> 01:15:18,810
I, uh...
I do pretty well for myself.
1830
01:15:18,812 --> 01:15:21,179
You're a starving artist.
1831
01:15:21,181 --> 01:15:23,213
Yes, I am an artist.
1832
01:15:23,215 --> 01:15:25,817
Your mom only assumes
I'm starving.
1833
01:15:25,819 --> 01:15:27,217
I actually just had
a great show
1834
01:15:27,219 --> 01:15:28,755
at the Studio Museum in Harlem.
1835
01:15:31,324 --> 01:15:35,827
I am surprised that I...
1836
01:15:35,829 --> 01:15:38,697
my mom didn't know that
about you.
1837
01:15:38,699 --> 01:15:41,131
Oh. I mean, how could she?
1838
01:15:41,133 --> 01:15:42,934
Right?
1839
01:15:42,936 --> 01:15:44,802
She never asks me anything,
and...
1840
01:15:44,804 --> 01:15:47,137
she definitely doesn't
tell me much about herself.
1841
01:15:47,139 --> 01:15:49,343
I mean, I...
I didn't know about you.
1842
01:15:50,776 --> 01:15:52,342
Then...
1843
01:15:52,344 --> 01:15:55,281
if she's so tough,
then why are you here?
1844
01:15:56,717 --> 01:15:58,483
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
1845
01:15:58,485 --> 01:16:00,821
I care about your mom.
1846
01:16:02,021 --> 01:16:04,221
To be that guarded...
1847
01:16:04,223 --> 01:16:07,425
it has to be lonely.
1848
01:16:07,427 --> 01:16:09,493
I just want her to know that,
1849
01:16:09,495 --> 01:16:12,296
even though she may feel
like she's on her own,
1850
01:16:12,298 --> 01:16:15,703
no matter what,
I truly have her back.
1851
01:16:18,070 --> 01:16:21,405
That... is very nice to hear.
1852
01:16:21,407 --> 01:16:23,140
You see, I could...
I could do this.
1853
01:16:23,142 --> 01:16:25,810
I can do this, right?
I-I could be a great dad.
1854
01:16:25,812 --> 01:16:28,345
You know what?
This was a really good talk.
1855
01:16:28,347 --> 01:16:30,280
How about you just
give me a hug?
1856
01:16:30,282 --> 01:16:31,815
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
1857
01:16:31,817 --> 01:16:33,484
- Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh, you're so cool.
1858
01:16:33,486 --> 01:16:35,920
I knew it. I knew
we were gonna hit it off.
1859
01:16:35,922 --> 01:16:39,157
Okay. All right.
All right. Oh, oh.
1860
01:16:39,159 --> 01:16:41,426
Okay. All right. Okay.
1861
01:16:41,428 --> 01:16:43,994
Let go. Uh-uh. Mm-mm.
Ah, wait, wait, wait.
1862
01:16:43,996 --> 01:16:45,363
Get... Ah-ah-ah.
1863
01:16:45,365 --> 01:16:47,232
A-All right, all right.
Oh, w-wait a minute.
1864
01:16:47,234 --> 01:16:50,033
Hold on. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, no.
1865
01:16:50,035 --> 01:16:52,237
What-what are you doing?
1866
01:16:52,239 --> 01:16:53,537
Oh. (GROANS)
1867
01:16:53,539 --> 01:16:54,973
Right. Um...
1868
01:16:54,975 --> 01:16:56,306
No, don't.
You're on time-out.
1869
01:16:56,308 --> 01:16:58,376
You need to stay here and...
1870
01:16:58,378 --> 01:17:00,010
Matter of fact,
you go sit in the corner,
1871
01:17:00,012 --> 01:17:01,211
you think about what you did.
1872
01:17:01,213 --> 01:17:03,948
I-I'm gonna leave you
by yourself.
1873
01:17:03,950 --> 01:17:05,984
No, just... wait.
1874
01:17:05,986 --> 01:17:08,389
- (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
- Come back.
1875
01:17:09,955 --> 01:17:11,292
(CHIMES)
1876
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,762
(SIGHS)
1877
01:17:17,830 --> 01:17:19,530
Come on.
1878
01:17:19,532 --> 01:17:21,131
- What's-what's her name?
- Oh, it... that's April.
1879
01:17:21,133 --> 01:17:22,801
April. April!
1880
01:17:22,803 --> 01:17:24,135
- Hey.
- JORDAN: Put me in your ear,
1881
01:17:24,137 --> 01:17:25,269
and I'll tell you what to say.
1882
01:17:25,271 --> 01:17:27,238
Time is money. Bring it.
1883
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,073
- What do you got?
- JORDAN: April?
1884
01:17:29,075 --> 01:17:31,309
- I got to go.
- Don't you dare hang up on me!
1885
01:17:31,311 --> 01:17:33,344
Sorry. It's...
Can't hang up.
1886
01:17:33,346 --> 01:17:35,579
It was like, "Can you
hear me now?" And then it...
1887
01:17:35,581 --> 01:17:37,849
April!
1888
01:17:37,851 --> 01:17:41,452
Uh, the idea that we want
to pitch tomorrow
1889
01:17:41,454 --> 01:17:43,357
is called, um...
1890
01:17:45,424 --> 01:17:47,425
It's called DiscoverEyes.
1891
01:17:47,427 --> 01:17:51,128
It's an interactive game
where you can see the world
1892
01:17:51,130 --> 01:17:53,198
through the eyes of a child.
1893
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:55,833
(EMPLOYEES MURMURING QUIETLY)
1894
01:17:55,835 --> 01:17:57,402
Or, you know,
we have other ideas, too.
1895
01:17:57,404 --> 01:17:59,470
- (STAMMERING): You... She...
- Mm-hmm. Right?
1896
01:17:59,472 --> 01:18:02,176
No.
That's the one I want to hear.
1897
01:18:03,576 --> 01:18:06,043
DiscoverEyes.
1898
01:18:06,045 --> 01:18:07,278
- Dope.
- (CHUCKLES)
1899
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:10,148
I'll be back in 24 hours
to hear the pitch.
1900
01:18:10,150 --> 01:18:11,248
(EMPLOYEES MURMURING QUIETLY)
1901
01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,483
- DiscoverEyes.
- APRIL: Yes.
1902
01:18:12,485 --> 01:18:13,551
APRIL and EMPLOYEES:
DiscoverEyes.
1903
01:18:13,553 --> 01:18:16,220
- Sounds promising.
- Yeah. - Right.
1904
01:18:16,222 --> 01:18:18,323
DiscoverEyes.
1905
01:18:18,325 --> 01:18:20,094
- Scott?
- Yeah.
1906
01:18:21,194 --> 01:18:22,292
(LAUGHS)
1907
01:18:22,294 --> 01:18:24,061
MELISSA:
You did it.
1908
01:18:24,063 --> 01:18:26,096
- We did it, guys.
- (OTHERS WHOOPING)
1909
01:18:26,098 --> 01:18:27,497
You did what?!
1910
01:18:27,499 --> 01:18:29,868
I never approved DiscoverEyes.
1911
01:18:29,870 --> 01:18:32,403
I never approved
you even pitching that idea.
1912
01:18:32,405 --> 01:18:34,404
And now my future
of my whole company
1913
01:18:34,406 --> 01:18:36,274
is gonna be running off
an assistant's pitch?
1914
01:18:36,276 --> 01:18:39,113
Well, what did you want me
to do? You told me to help.
1915
01:18:40,213 --> 01:18:42,081
You serious?
1916
01:18:44,316 --> 01:18:47,351
Disloyal, self-serving!
1917
01:18:47,353 --> 01:18:48,886
Huh.
1918
01:18:48,888 --> 01:18:51,322
You did this for you, not me.
1919
01:18:51,324 --> 01:18:53,024
Not the company.
1920
01:18:53,026 --> 01:18:55,025
So I'm self-serving?
1921
01:18:55,027 --> 01:18:57,996
You're the one who only cares
about yourself.
1922
01:18:57,998 --> 01:19:00,030
You're nasty to everyone here,
1923
01:19:00,032 --> 01:19:02,332
like we're not trying to help
make your company great.
1924
01:19:02,334 --> 01:19:03,568
Yeah, right.
1925
01:19:03,570 --> 01:19:05,670
Sure. You stab me in the back,
1926
01:19:05,672 --> 01:19:07,204
then blabbing
all your bad ideas
1927
01:19:07,206 --> 01:19:10,308
to my top client
to get your first shot.
1928
01:19:10,310 --> 01:19:12,010
How would you know?
1929
01:19:12,012 --> 01:19:14,479
'Cause you've never even
heard my pitch.
1930
01:19:14,481 --> 01:19:16,146
You are such a child.
1931
01:19:16,148 --> 01:19:17,482
Whether you're 38 or 13,
1932
01:19:17,484 --> 01:19:19,484
it's still the same mess
with you.
1933
01:19:19,486 --> 01:19:23,320
You see, now I know why you're
too scared of taking risks.
1934
01:19:23,322 --> 01:19:26,591
'Cause you don't even know
what the hell you're doing!
1935
01:19:26,593 --> 01:19:28,229
You should just stay scared.
1936
01:19:29,963 --> 01:19:32,363
You know what?
1937
01:19:32,365 --> 01:19:36,634
I'm sending all the pitches
in your in-box, including mine,
1938
01:19:36,636 --> 01:19:38,368
because, clearly,
you want to do this
1939
01:19:38,370 --> 01:19:39,970
on your own, which is fine.
1940
01:19:39,972 --> 01:19:42,105
Yes, that's exactly
how I want it.
1941
01:19:42,107 --> 01:19:43,573
You know what I want?
1942
01:19:43,575 --> 01:19:45,310
(GROWLS) Carbs!
1943
01:19:45,312 --> 01:19:47,377
That's what I want!
1944
01:19:47,379 --> 01:19:49,012
I quit!
1945
01:19:49,014 --> 01:19:50,614
- Go, then!
- I'm doing that right now.
1946
01:19:50,616 --> 01:19:52,582
I'm not following
your instructions anymore.
1947
01:19:52,584 --> 01:19:54,185
So, girl, bye!
1948
01:19:54,187 --> 01:19:55,452
Girl, bye!
1949
01:19:55,454 --> 01:19:58,189
What'd you say?
Bye, girl!
1950
01:19:58,191 --> 01:19:59,390
Girl, bye-bye!
1951
01:19:59,392 --> 01:20:01,559
Bye, bye, bye! I'm NSYNC.
1952
01:20:01,561 --> 01:20:04,028
(GROANS) And take
your damn bagels with you.
1953
01:20:04,030 --> 01:20:06,163
Oh!
Was that an everything bagel?
1954
01:20:06,165 --> 01:20:07,998
You are nothing!
1955
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,567
And bring me back my clothes.
1956
01:20:09,569 --> 01:20:11,168
Too late. I stretched them out.
(CHUCKLES)
1957
01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:13,037
- I still want them!
- Too bad.
1958
01:20:13,039 --> 01:20:14,338
- (JORDAN GROANS)
- MELISSA: There's only one
1959
01:20:14,340 --> 01:20:15,974
person I know
who acts like that.
1960
01:20:15,976 --> 01:20:17,574
- Don't say it.
- Jordan Sanders.
1961
01:20:17,576 --> 01:20:19,210
(PRESTON TAKES A DEEP BREATH)
1962
01:20:19,212 --> 01:20:21,144
- PRESTON: Hey.
- What?
1963
01:20:21,146 --> 01:20:24,282
- Who are you?
- Excuse me?
1964
01:20:24,284 --> 01:20:26,350
- Whose child are you?
- Whose child are you?
1965
01:20:26,352 --> 01:20:28,318
Whose child is this
walking around here
1966
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,686
in a tiny pink pantsuit?
1967
01:20:29,688 --> 01:20:31,756
JORDAN:
Shut up! Get back to work.
1968
01:20:31,758 --> 01:20:33,291
MELISSA:
You know what?
1969
01:20:33,293 --> 01:20:34,524
She need a whupping.
What's in my purse?
1970
01:20:34,526 --> 01:20:35,859
- PRESTON: What you doing?
- Let me go.
1971
01:20:35,861 --> 01:20:38,128
You know, I'm gonna go get
a belt, 'cause I sure ain't...
1972
01:20:38,130 --> 01:20:39,764
Yeah, get a belt.
Whup somebody else's child.
1973
01:20:39,766 --> 01:20:43,266
You know, is it bad I hope
Jordan never comes back?
1974
01:20:43,268 --> 01:20:44,735
EMPLOYEES:
No.
1975
01:20:44,737 --> 01:20:46,371
WOMAN (CHUCKLING):
God.
1976
01:20:46,373 --> 01:20:48,308
(DISTANT SIRENS)
1977
01:20:50,776 --> 01:20:53,379
("BLACK NAILS"
BY TIERRA WHACK PLAYING)
1978
01:20:57,717 --> 01:21:00,685
What is happening to me?
1979
01:21:00,687 --> 01:21:02,720
♪ Reading my open mail... ♪
1980
01:21:02,722 --> 01:21:06,090
God, just...
please send me a sign.
1981
01:21:06,092 --> 01:21:08,359
- (STUDENTS CHEERING)
- ♪ If I just be myself ♪
1982
01:21:08,361 --> 01:21:10,394
♪ I'm a head and you're tails ♪
1983
01:21:10,396 --> 01:21:11,796
♪ Red paint on my nails ♪
1984
01:21:11,798 --> 01:21:13,096
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1985
01:21:13,098 --> 01:21:14,799
♪ I'm doing so well ♪
1986
01:21:14,801 --> 01:21:16,567
- ♪ Listen to myself ♪
- (SIGHS)
1987
01:21:16,569 --> 01:21:18,635
♪ Writing bars in my cell ♪
1988
01:21:18,637 --> 01:21:20,771
♪ Rice next to my kale ♪
1989
01:21:20,773 --> 01:21:22,607
♪ Shirt holy like grail ♪
1990
01:21:22,609 --> 01:21:24,675
♪ Distant for my health ♪
1991
01:21:24,677 --> 01:21:26,577
♪ My name Whack ring bells ♪
1992
01:21:26,579 --> 01:21:28,613
♪ Yes, I've changed
like Wells ♪
1993
01:21:28,615 --> 01:21:30,448
♪ I'm doing so well ♪
1994
01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:32,817
- ♪ So I say, "Oh, well" ♪
- (TAKES DEEP BREATH)
1995
01:21:32,819 --> 01:21:34,551
♪ I don't tell no tells ♪
1996
01:21:34,553 --> 01:21:36,554
♪ Should've spent time
in Yale... ♪
1997
01:21:36,556 --> 01:21:39,489
- (KEYLESS LOCK CHIRPS)
- Oh, hey, little lady. Stop.
1998
01:21:39,491 --> 01:21:43,060
Oh, um... hey, Vince.
1999
01:21:43,062 --> 01:21:45,630
I appreciate you being
so conscientious,
2000
01:21:45,632 --> 01:21:47,398
but it's fine.
2001
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,266
I'm not going to fire you.
2002
01:21:49,268 --> 01:21:50,835
Yeah, but Miss Sanders will.
2003
01:21:50,837 --> 01:21:52,569
I have to make something right,
2004
01:21:52,571 --> 01:21:55,305
and I can't do it
without my precious baby.
2005
01:21:55,307 --> 01:21:57,442
Wait, no way. Come on.
Come on, give me the keys back.
2006
01:21:57,444 --> 01:21:58,775
Fine.
2007
01:21:58,777 --> 01:22:00,614
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you.
2008
01:22:02,315 --> 01:22:03,713
(VINCE GRUNTS)
2009
01:22:03,715 --> 01:22:04,748
(STAMMERING)
2010
01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:06,119
(ENGINE REVVING)
2011
01:22:08,454 --> 01:22:11,322
(HORNS HONKING,
TIRES SQUEALING)
2012
01:22:11,324 --> 01:22:13,259
(MUSIC THUMPING IN TRUCK)
2013
01:22:15,395 --> 01:22:16,760
Hey, girl.
2014
01:22:16,762 --> 01:22:18,563
How old are you?
2015
01:22:18,565 --> 01:22:20,131
(SIGHS)
2016
01:22:20,133 --> 01:22:22,132
I don't even know, man.
2017
01:22:22,134 --> 01:22:24,637
I don't know, either.
(LAUGHS)
2018
01:22:31,311 --> 01:22:34,112
Hey. I have that address
you were looking for.
2019
01:22:34,114 --> 01:22:35,846
- The what?
- The doughnut girl.
2020
01:22:35,848 --> 01:22:38,416
But it's gonna be tough
to find her after today.
2021
01:22:38,418 --> 01:22:39,820
Their route's, like,
impossible to track.
2022
01:22:41,221 --> 01:22:42,822
Thank you.
2023
01:22:53,732 --> 01:22:55,433
(SIGHS)
2024
01:22:55,435 --> 01:22:57,268
♪ Go! ♪
2025
01:22:57,270 --> 01:23:00,470
♪ Woke up feeling like
I should run for president ♪
2026
01:23:00,472 --> 01:23:02,640
♪ Even if there ain't
no precedent ♪
2027
01:23:02,642 --> 01:23:04,708
- ♪ Switching up the messaging ♪
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
2028
01:23:04,710 --> 01:23:06,344
♪ I'm about to add
a little estrogen... ♪
2029
01:23:06,346 --> 01:23:08,378
Hello?
2030
01:23:08,380 --> 01:23:11,582
I'm still mad at you, but I
found Stevie and the truck.
2031
01:23:11,584 --> 01:23:13,583
I don't know how long
she'll be there.
2032
01:23:13,585 --> 01:23:17,255
(SIGHS) I have to get to
Winchella to help those kids.
2033
01:23:17,257 --> 01:23:19,256
Look, I screwed up.
2034
01:23:19,258 --> 01:23:21,859
I told them not to do
their stupid dance.
2035
01:23:21,861 --> 01:23:23,760
But I was wrong.
2036
01:23:23,762 --> 01:23:25,796
Well, I'm just letting you know
that this may be
2037
01:23:25,798 --> 01:23:27,532
your last chance to reverse
whatever this is,
2038
01:23:27,534 --> 01:23:29,699
or you'll be living
that preteen life forever.
2039
01:23:29,701 --> 01:23:31,769
So, do what you got to do.
2040
01:23:31,771 --> 01:23:33,403
You're right.
2041
01:23:33,405 --> 01:23:35,575
- ♪ Do your thing... ♪
- (ENGINE REVVING)
2042
01:23:39,879 --> 01:23:42,349
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- (BAND PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
2043
01:23:43,615 --> 01:23:45,750
(CAMERA CLICKS)
2044
01:23:45,752 --> 01:23:47,752
(CHEERLEADERS WHOOPING)
2045
01:23:47,754 --> 01:23:51,488
Who's got that
Winchella spirit?
2046
01:23:51,490 --> 01:23:53,491
(WHOOPING)
2047
01:23:53,493 --> 01:23:55,294
- Yeah!
- Come on!
2048
01:23:56,562 --> 01:23:57,897
Guys.
2049
01:23:59,298 --> 01:24:01,265
You guys have to perform
tonight.
2050
01:24:01,267 --> 01:24:03,801
B-But you said that was
s-social suicide.
2051
01:24:03,803 --> 01:24:05,202
Look, I'm not gonna lie...
2052
01:24:05,204 --> 01:24:06,836
you guys could go
to the hospital
2053
01:24:06,838 --> 01:24:09,840
if you guys go on that stage,
but that shouldn't stop you.
2054
01:24:09,842 --> 01:24:12,376
What? N-No.
2055
01:24:12,378 --> 01:24:14,811
That should definitely
s-stop-stop us.
2056
01:24:14,813 --> 01:24:17,247
You guys may be too young
to understand this,
2057
01:24:17,249 --> 01:24:19,550
but I bailed
on being my true self
2058
01:24:19,552 --> 01:24:22,420
because people told me
I didn't count or fit in.
2059
01:24:22,422 --> 01:24:25,890
You're only like six months
older than us, Jordan.
2060
01:24:25,892 --> 01:24:27,491
Everyone thinks
you have to grow up
2061
01:24:27,493 --> 01:24:29,560
to figure out who you are,
but they're wrong.
2062
01:24:29,562 --> 01:24:31,662
When we're kids,
we know who we are.
2063
01:24:31,664 --> 01:24:34,631
It's just the world
that beats it out of us.
2064
01:24:34,633 --> 01:24:35,800
So, with that being said,
2065
01:24:35,802 --> 01:24:37,335
you guys should
perform the dance
2066
01:24:37,337 --> 01:24:38,839
that you guys worked
so hard on.
2067
01:24:40,606 --> 01:24:42,640
Come on, guys.
What do you say?
2068
01:24:42,642 --> 01:24:44,875
No, uh, we're-we're-we're good.
2069
01:24:44,877 --> 01:24:46,409
We're just chilling.
2070
01:24:46,411 --> 01:24:49,613
Yeah, we'll sit this one out.
2071
01:24:49,615 --> 01:24:51,582
It's Jasmine's world.
2072
01:24:51,584 --> 01:24:54,351
Who's got that
Winchella spirit?
2073
01:24:54,353 --> 01:24:56,921
(CROWD CHEERING)
2074
01:24:56,923 --> 01:24:59,657
I'll teach you guys there's
nothing to be afraid of.
2075
01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:00,890
What are you doing?
2076
01:25:00,892 --> 01:25:02,663
(CROWD CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
2077
01:25:07,734 --> 01:25:09,699
STUDENT:
Get off the stage!
2078
01:25:09,701 --> 01:25:11,969
- What's she doing over there?
- (CROWD BOOING)
2079
01:25:11,971 --> 01:25:15,605
- Move it, Sanders!
- Get off the stage!
2080
01:25:15,607 --> 01:25:17,375
- (CROWD BOOING)
- Lame!
2081
01:25:17,377 --> 01:25:19,710
No, guys,
let's give her a chance.
2082
01:25:19,712 --> 01:25:21,511
See what she got.
2083
01:25:21,513 --> 01:25:22,947
Give her some music.
2084
01:25:22,949 --> 01:25:24,948
GIRL:
Yeah, let's see it.
2085
01:25:24,950 --> 01:25:27,385
(BAND PLAYS MARCH)
2086
01:25:27,387 --> 01:25:28,952
BOY:
Do something!
2087
01:25:28,954 --> 01:25:31,389
Oh, my God.
2088
01:25:31,391 --> 01:25:32,993
♪ ♪
2089
01:25:45,637 --> 01:25:47,637
STUDENT:
That's not cool.
2090
01:25:47,639 --> 01:25:50,643
- Get off the stage!
- Boring!
2091
01:26:01,454 --> 01:26:04,791
(STUDENTS SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY)
2092
01:26:06,325 --> 01:26:08,492
STUDENT:
Yeah, get the running man.
2093
01:26:08,494 --> 01:26:10,560
Okay.
2094
01:26:10,562 --> 01:26:12,699
(STUDENTS WHOOPING)
2095
01:26:14,100 --> 01:26:16,667
- Stanky leg!
- Yeah!
2096
01:26:16,669 --> 01:26:17,868
(WHOOPING)
2097
01:26:17,870 --> 01:26:19,069
(CROWD GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)
2098
01:26:19,071 --> 01:26:20,906
(CHUCKLES)
2099
01:26:24,944 --> 01:26:26,409
- Get it, Sanders!
- (WHOOPING)
2100
01:26:26,411 --> 01:26:28,648
(CROWD CHEERING)
2101
01:26:38,725 --> 01:26:40,524
- (GASPS)
- (SCREAMS)
2102
01:26:40,526 --> 01:26:42,329
- (GRUNTING)
- (CROWD GASPING) - Oh!
2103
01:26:43,428 --> 01:26:45,128
(CROWD GROANING, BOOING)
2104
01:26:45,130 --> 01:26:46,333
ISAAC:
Oh, no, Jordan!
2105
01:26:47,734 --> 01:26:49,734
Jordan, are you okay?
2106
01:26:49,736 --> 01:26:51,705
- Jordan!
- (LAUGHTER)
2107
01:26:55,074 --> 01:26:57,041
- Are you okay?
- I'm sorry, guys.
2108
01:26:57,043 --> 01:26:59,009
- (ISAAC GROANS)
- It's okay. You were great.
2109
01:26:59,011 --> 01:27:01,479
That was the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for us.
2110
01:27:01,481 --> 01:27:04,814
A-And the most
d-da-dan-dangerous.
2111
01:27:04,816 --> 01:27:07,150
STUDENT:
Boo!
2112
01:27:07,152 --> 01:27:09,086
- (STUDENTS CHUCKLING)
- Go away!
2113
01:27:09,088 --> 01:27:11,822
(CROWD BOOING)
2114
01:27:11,824 --> 01:27:13,593
STUDENT:
Boo!
2115
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:16,527
BOY:
What's he doing?
2116
01:27:16,529 --> 01:27:17,728
(CLEARS THROAT)
2117
01:27:17,730 --> 01:27:19,732
GIRL:
What are you doing?
2118
01:27:23,169 --> 01:27:27,037
♪ And I am telling you ♪
2119
01:27:27,039 --> 01:27:30,174
♪ I'm not going ♪
2120
01:27:30,176 --> 01:27:33,711
♪ I'm the best man
you'll never know ♪
2121
01:27:33,713 --> 01:27:38,416
♪ There's no way
I can ever go ♪
2122
01:27:38,418 --> 01:27:41,484
♪ No, no, no, no way ♪
2123
01:27:41,486 --> 01:27:43,186
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
2124
01:27:43,188 --> 01:27:45,989
♪ And you and you and you ♪
2125
01:27:45,991 --> 01:27:51,929
- ♪ You're gonna love me ♪
- (CROWD MURMURING, WHOOPING)
2126
01:27:51,931 --> 01:27:54,864
♪ You're gonna love me ♪
2127
01:27:54,866 --> 01:27:58,568
- ♪ Oh... ♪
- (WHOOPING)
2128
01:27:58,570 --> 01:28:00,970
- Hit it.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
2129
01:28:00,972 --> 01:28:02,842
STUDENT:
Let's go!
2130
01:28:05,178 --> 01:28:07,814
(BAND PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
2131
01:28:13,218 --> 01:28:16,153
STUDENTS (WITH BEAT):
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
2132
01:28:16,155 --> 01:28:18,488
(CHEERING)
2133
01:28:18,490 --> 01:28:20,957
- Hey, oh!
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
2134
01:28:20,959 --> 01:28:22,428
Hey, oh!
2135
01:28:24,463 --> 01:28:26,162
- Hey, oh!
- Okay.
2136
01:28:26,164 --> 01:28:30,801
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
2137
01:28:30,803 --> 01:28:33,203
Go! Go! Go!
2138
01:28:33,205 --> 01:28:36,140
Ooh... Hey!
2139
01:28:36,142 --> 01:28:38,412
(CHEERING)
2140
01:28:39,846 --> 01:28:41,177
- (WHOOPING)
- CROWD: Hey!
2141
01:28:41,179 --> 01:28:43,747
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
2142
01:28:43,749 --> 01:28:45,582
Hey! Hey!
2143
01:28:45,584 --> 01:28:49,720
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
2144
01:28:49,722 --> 01:28:51,191
(CHEERING)
2145
01:28:52,725 --> 01:28:56,096
Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh!
2146
01:28:57,629 --> 01:28:58,729
Hey, oh!
2147
01:28:58,731 --> 01:29:02,699
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh!
2148
01:29:02,701 --> 01:29:05,702
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
2149
01:29:05,704 --> 01:29:08,805
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
2150
01:29:08,807 --> 01:29:10,608
- (CHEERING, WHOOPING)
- Hey! Hey!
2151
01:29:10,610 --> 01:29:13,676
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
2152
01:29:13,678 --> 01:29:15,945
(MUSIC ENDS)
2153
01:29:15,947 --> 01:29:19,585
(CHEERING)
2154
01:29:22,588 --> 01:29:24,622
I thought you weren't coming.
2155
01:29:24,624 --> 01:29:28,158
Well, I mean, I wasn't,
but a good friend of mine...
2156
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,728
who I should really stop
being mean to...
2157
01:29:30,730 --> 01:29:32,028
helped me realize something.
2158
01:29:32,030 --> 01:29:34,198
Even if it means I have to be
2159
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:37,835
a child for the rest
of my life.
2160
01:29:37,837 --> 01:29:40,938
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
2161
01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,305
I do.
2162
01:29:42,307 --> 01:29:43,908
MAN:
All right, sweetie. Time to go.
2163
01:29:43,910 --> 01:29:45,175
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Mom.
2164
01:29:45,177 --> 01:29:46,844
- We-we did it.
- Hey, you made it.
2165
01:29:46,846 --> 01:29:48,211
Did you see me? They loved it.
2166
01:29:48,213 --> 01:29:49,947
What are you doing here?
2167
01:29:49,949 --> 01:29:52,018
Being a friend.
2168
01:29:55,655 --> 01:29:58,956
You're the evil lady
from the office?
2169
01:29:58,958 --> 01:30:00,925
Well, um...
(CLEARS THROAT)
2170
01:30:00,927 --> 01:30:03,693
yes, but I've had
2171
01:30:03,695 --> 01:30:05,662
real emotional growth
in a few areas.
2172
01:30:05,664 --> 01:30:07,730
Just turn me back.
2173
01:30:07,732 --> 01:30:10,600
- Mm-hmm.
- Me?
2174
01:30:10,602 --> 01:30:12,735
Yep, that thing right there.
Just point that...
2175
01:30:12,737 --> 01:30:16,105
- Yep.
- (SIGHS)
2176
01:30:16,107 --> 01:30:18,007
Wait.
2177
01:30:18,009 --> 01:30:21,010
If I do, are you gonna
be all mean?
2178
01:30:21,012 --> 01:30:24,280
Didn't you just hear me say
I had emotional growth?!
2179
01:30:24,282 --> 01:30:25,748
Jesus.
2180
01:30:25,750 --> 01:30:28,217
I apologize for yelling.
That was mean.
2181
01:30:28,219 --> 01:30:31,020
I'll be nice.
Hurry up and do it.
2182
01:30:31,022 --> 01:30:32,756
Okay.
2183
01:30:32,758 --> 01:30:36,763
I wish you were all grown-up.
2184
01:30:43,369 --> 01:30:45,336
- Uh-oh.
- Just...
2185
01:30:45,338 --> 01:30:47,171
give it to me.
2186
01:30:47,173 --> 01:30:49,840
(SIGHS) Okay.
2187
01:30:49,842 --> 01:30:52,212
Turn me back.
2188
01:30:54,079 --> 01:30:55,778
Big Jordan.
2189
01:30:55,780 --> 01:30:58,916
Grown-ass Jordan.
2190
01:30:58,918 --> 01:31:00,850
Come on.
2191
01:31:00,852 --> 01:31:02,219
Come on. I really need this.
2192
01:31:02,221 --> 01:31:03,854
- Come on.
- Uh-uh, girl.
2193
01:31:03,856 --> 01:31:05,355
- That's not how you do it.
- Well, how do you know?
2194
01:31:05,357 --> 01:31:06,790
You didn't even know
you did it.
2195
01:31:06,792 --> 01:31:09,696
Give me my wand!
2196
01:31:11,062 --> 01:31:14,898
- I wish you were a marshmallow.
- What?
2197
01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:18,902
STEVIE:
I wish you were chocolate cake.
2198
01:31:18,904 --> 01:31:22,006
Man!
2199
01:31:22,008 --> 01:31:24,408
She tried to turn those
white people into marshmallows.
2200
01:31:24,410 --> 01:31:26,777
STEVIE: I wish you were
sweet potato pie.
2201
01:31:26,779 --> 01:31:29,712
That was black girl tragic.
2202
01:31:29,714 --> 01:31:31,650
♪ ♪
2203
01:31:41,893 --> 01:31:45,028
So, um, I've decided
to come clean with everyone
2204
01:31:45,030 --> 01:31:48,732
about whatever happened to me,
because this isn't changing.
2205
01:31:48,734 --> 01:31:52,101
- (SIGHS)
- Are you sure?
2206
01:31:52,103 --> 01:31:54,938
I hid this little girl in me
for so long.
2207
01:31:54,940 --> 01:31:57,207
Trying to be someone I'm not.
2208
01:31:57,209 --> 01:32:00,344
(SIGHS)
But no more.
2209
01:32:00,346 --> 01:32:02,281
This is me.
2210
01:32:03,449 --> 01:32:05,448
(JORDAN SIGHS)
2211
01:32:05,450 --> 01:32:07,451
Hey, so I, uh...
2212
01:32:07,453 --> 01:32:09,952
I looked at your app.
2213
01:32:09,954 --> 01:32:11,954
It's good.
2214
01:32:11,956 --> 01:32:14,361
- Really?
- (SCOFFS) No.
2215
01:32:17,429 --> 01:32:19,430
The truth is...
2216
01:32:19,432 --> 01:32:21,098
it's really great.
2217
01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:24,768
I just got jealous.
2218
01:32:24,770 --> 01:32:28,706
I thought you were trying to
steal my thunder or something.
2219
01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:30,306
But it was petty of me.
2220
01:32:30,308 --> 01:32:32,042
- Yeah, it was.
- It was small.
2221
01:32:32,044 --> 01:32:33,213
Very small.
2222
01:32:34,312 --> 01:32:37,915
I'm s... s...
2223
01:32:37,917 --> 01:32:39,852
sorry.
2224
01:32:43,254 --> 01:32:45,389
What?
2225
01:32:45,391 --> 01:32:49,426
I've just never heard you
say those words before.
2226
01:32:49,428 --> 01:32:51,364
Thank you.
2227
01:32:54,299 --> 01:32:57,801
You're really talented, April.
2228
01:32:57,803 --> 01:32:59,739
I mean it.
2229
01:33:02,407 --> 01:33:04,908
You were right.
2230
01:33:04,910 --> 01:33:07,778
I was trying to take my shot.
2231
01:33:07,780 --> 01:33:10,480
With Connor.
2232
01:33:10,482 --> 01:33:13,317
But I wasn't trying to stab you
in the back or anything.
2233
01:33:13,319 --> 01:33:16,455
I just... wanted to get mine.
2234
01:33:18,022 --> 01:33:19,890
Well, good for you.
2235
01:33:19,892 --> 01:33:21,361
That means you're ready.
2236
01:33:22,895 --> 01:33:24,894
So I got this?
2237
01:33:24,896 --> 01:33:26,130
Are you asking,
or are you telling?
2238
01:33:26,132 --> 01:33:28,131
No, I got this. I got it.
2239
01:33:28,133 --> 01:33:29,968
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2240
01:33:31,837 --> 01:33:34,537
And you know I have
your back, right?
2241
01:33:34,539 --> 01:33:37,274
'Cause I know how much
winning means to you.
2242
01:33:37,276 --> 01:33:39,510
But I've been winning
the wrong way.
2243
01:33:39,512 --> 01:33:42,378
I realize that I wasn't
letting people be themselves
2244
01:33:42,380 --> 01:33:44,150
because I never
accepted myself.
2245
01:33:46,485 --> 01:33:49,723
Now I know that I can win
and still be me.
2246
01:33:51,790 --> 01:33:54,158
So go and pitch your idea
tomorrow.
2247
01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:55,859
Without you?
2248
01:33:55,861 --> 01:33:57,360
(SIGHS)
2249
01:33:57,362 --> 01:34:00,229
When you win,
my whole company wins.
2250
01:34:00,231 --> 01:34:02,166
(CHUCKLES)
2251
01:34:02,168 --> 01:34:04,400
And also...
2252
01:34:04,402 --> 01:34:07,237
you're a really good friend.
2253
01:34:07,239 --> 01:34:09,872
Honestly, my first.
2254
01:34:09,874 --> 01:34:12,542
So that's why
you're so bad at it.
2255
01:34:12,544 --> 01:34:14,880
- (CLICKS TONGUE)
- (LAUGHS)
2256
01:34:16,514 --> 01:34:19,882
Come here with
your cute little self.
2257
01:34:19,884 --> 01:34:22,452
- Okay.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
2258
01:34:22,454 --> 01:34:25,122
You're adorable.
2259
01:34:25,124 --> 01:34:27,060
♪ ♪
2260
01:34:35,066 --> 01:34:37,134
- (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
- HOMEGIRL: Morning inspiration.
2261
01:34:37,136 --> 01:34:39,302
Even if you press
the snooze button,
2262
01:34:39,304 --> 01:34:41,537
it's never too late
to become the person
2263
01:34:41,539 --> 01:34:43,506
- you've always wanted to be.
- (CURTAIN OPENING)
2264
01:34:43,508 --> 01:34:45,908
Wake up, Jordan.
2265
01:34:45,910 --> 01:34:47,980
(SIGHS)
2266
01:34:53,352 --> 01:34:54,821
(SIGHS)
2267
01:35:03,963 --> 01:35:05,898
(SIGHS)
2268
01:35:08,868 --> 01:35:10,402
Uh...
2269
01:35:12,905 --> 01:35:14,240
(SIGHS)
2270
01:35:20,612 --> 01:35:23,247
I'm back! I'm back!
2271
01:35:23,249 --> 01:35:25,114
I'm back!
2272
01:35:25,116 --> 01:35:27,317
(CRYING):
I'm back!
2273
01:35:27,319 --> 01:35:29,418
I'm back! (YELLS)
2274
01:35:29,420 --> 01:35:31,921
I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!
2275
01:35:31,923 --> 01:35:33,189
(CRYING)
2276
01:35:33,191 --> 01:35:35,893
I love you! I love you!
2277
01:35:35,895 --> 01:35:37,360
I'm never leaving you again!
2278
01:35:37,362 --> 01:35:40,130
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
2279
01:35:40,132 --> 01:35:41,965
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
2280
01:35:41,967 --> 01:35:44,033
- (GASPS) Oh, God. Oh, God.
- ♪ Ah... ♪
2281
01:35:44,035 --> 01:35:47,037
Here I come! I'm back!
2282
01:35:47,039 --> 01:35:48,975
♪ ♪
2283
01:35:55,114 --> 01:35:56,146
Connor, thank you again.
2284
01:35:56,148 --> 01:35:58,047
We are so excited
to pitch this idea for you.
2285
01:35:58,049 --> 01:36:00,350
- We've been working hard. It's...
- Oh.
2286
01:36:00,352 --> 01:36:02,685
Jordan Sanders sighting, folks.
2287
01:36:02,687 --> 01:36:05,322
(CHUCKLING):
Connor.
2288
01:36:05,324 --> 01:36:07,390
Well, you know
I wouldn't let you down.
2289
01:36:07,392 --> 01:36:09,659
Jordan, you're big. Ba-Back.
2290
01:36:09,661 --> 01:36:11,094
- You're back.
- Oh, she's...
2291
01:36:11,096 --> 01:36:12,429
- Yep.
- She back.
2292
01:36:12,431 --> 01:36:14,331
- (LIGHT LAUGHTER)
- I'm back.
2293
01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:17,134
Thank you, Connor, so much
for just coming
2294
01:36:17,136 --> 01:36:19,302
and allowing us to share
this pitch with you today.
2295
01:36:19,304 --> 01:36:22,639
I mean, I personally...
I love it.
2296
01:36:22,641 --> 01:36:27,344
And, um, I love the person
responsible for it, so...
2297
01:36:27,346 --> 01:36:30,680
Please let me
reintroduce you to...
2298
01:36:30,682 --> 01:36:33,716
my colleague,
Ms. April Williams,
2299
01:36:33,718 --> 01:36:36,153
who'll be pitching
for you today.
2300
01:36:36,155 --> 01:36:39,389
She is the brains
behind DiscoverEyes.
2301
01:36:39,391 --> 01:36:43,560
Okay. I know I said
"fresh voices," but...
2302
01:36:43,562 --> 01:36:46,630
this whole thing
is your assistant's idea?
2303
01:36:46,632 --> 01:36:48,165
Yes.
2304
01:36:48,167 --> 01:36:50,367
- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah, it is.
2305
01:36:50,369 --> 01:36:55,671
It is, and you get ready to
have your khakis knocked off.
2306
01:36:55,673 --> 01:36:57,341
- (LAUGHTER)
- CONNOR: Uh...
2307
01:36:57,343 --> 01:36:59,710
I'm not wearing khakis.
2308
01:36:59,712 --> 01:37:02,144
Are you sure? I thought...
In my mind, you were.
2309
01:37:02,146 --> 01:37:04,514
(WHISPERS):
You got this.
2310
01:37:04,516 --> 01:37:07,551
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
2311
01:37:07,553 --> 01:37:11,654
Remember the innocence and
the optimism of being a kid?
2312
01:37:11,656 --> 01:37:14,024
You were brave enough
to be yourself
2313
01:37:14,026 --> 01:37:16,126
and to do things your way.
2314
01:37:16,128 --> 01:37:18,427
You saw the possibilities,
the...
2315
01:37:18,429 --> 01:37:20,697
the wonder of the world
around you.
2316
01:37:20,699 --> 01:37:24,400
Before you grew up,
before the walls went up,
2317
01:37:24,402 --> 01:37:29,006
before somebody told you
the rules or where you fit in,
2318
01:37:29,008 --> 01:37:33,310
you were brave enough
to see the magic in you.
2319
01:37:33,312 --> 01:37:37,183
That is DiscoverEyes.
2320
01:37:38,784 --> 01:37:42,519
An app that transforms
the ordinary
2321
01:37:42,521 --> 01:37:44,720
- into something extraordinary.
- (KIDS CHEERING)
2322
01:37:44,722 --> 01:37:46,189
Because we're all
extraordinary.
2323
01:37:46,191 --> 01:37:48,294
- We just have to discover it.
- Pass.
2324
01:37:56,502 --> 01:37:59,202
CONNOR:
We had a good run, Jordan.
2325
01:37:59,204 --> 01:38:00,537
JORDAN:
You're gonna regret it.
2326
01:38:00,539 --> 01:38:02,141
(WHISPERS):
We should probably go, guys.
2327
01:38:05,310 --> 01:38:07,377
(PRESTON CLEARS THROAT)
2328
01:38:07,379 --> 01:38:09,048
SCOTT:
Good try, April.
2329
01:38:15,053 --> 01:38:17,287
So I didn't got that.
2330
01:38:17,289 --> 01:38:19,523
- I blew it. I'm sorry.
- No.
2331
01:38:19,525 --> 01:38:21,824
No, no, no. April.
We can sell this.
2332
01:38:21,826 --> 01:38:23,627
Come on, you can't give up.
2333
01:38:23,629 --> 01:38:25,461
I'm not.
2334
01:38:25,463 --> 01:38:28,467
I'm gonna schedule
16 more pitches.
2335
01:38:29,735 --> 01:38:31,268
- There it is.
- (APRIL CHUCKLES)
2336
01:38:31,270 --> 01:38:33,537
That's my girl.
2337
01:38:33,539 --> 01:38:35,137
Oh.
2338
01:38:35,139 --> 01:38:36,540
M-My purse?
2339
01:38:36,542 --> 01:38:38,507
Yeah, it's...
your purse is right there.
2340
01:38:38,509 --> 01:38:40,476
Are you gonna...?
2341
01:38:40,478 --> 01:38:42,244
- Hmm?
- You're not...
2342
01:38:42,246 --> 01:38:44,680
- You got to...
- No, you big.
2343
01:38:44,682 --> 01:38:46,750
(LAUGHING):
You big. You're back.
2344
01:38:46,752 --> 01:38:48,752
(JORDAN CHUCKLES)
2345
01:38:48,754 --> 01:38:51,157
I'm back.
2346
01:38:54,759 --> 01:38:56,792
Mm, mm, mm.
2347
01:38:56,794 --> 01:38:58,662
Morning.
2348
01:38:58,664 --> 01:39:00,600
One second.
2349
01:39:04,169 --> 01:39:05,734
I said good morning, woman.
2350
01:39:05,736 --> 01:39:08,104
When I say good morning,
you say good morning back.
2351
01:39:08,106 --> 01:39:09,372
- (JORDAN GIGGLING)
- Mm.
2352
01:39:09,374 --> 01:39:11,511
- Good morning.
- Mm-hmm.
2353
01:39:13,812 --> 01:39:16,179
We're screwed.
It's over.
2354
01:39:16,181 --> 01:39:18,280
I tried.
We all tried.
2355
01:39:18,282 --> 01:39:20,417
DiscoverEyes is not happening.
2356
01:39:20,419 --> 01:39:22,685
- JORDAN: Everybody, outside!
- SCOTT: Oh, God.
2357
01:39:22,687 --> 01:39:25,421
- (EMPLOYEES MURMURING)
- JORDAN: Now!
2358
01:39:25,423 --> 01:39:28,524
Oh. Better bring my Xanax.
2359
01:39:28,526 --> 01:39:31,694
- JORDAN: Closer. Closer!
- (BULLHORN FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
2360
01:39:31,696 --> 01:39:34,230
Don't be scared. Come in close.
2361
01:39:34,232 --> 01:39:35,498
Okay.
2362
01:39:35,500 --> 01:39:38,135
(SIGHS) JSI?
2363
01:39:38,137 --> 01:39:40,871
(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
2364
01:39:40,873 --> 01:39:44,541
Well, we've reached the end
of a long,
2365
01:39:44,543 --> 01:39:46,408
humiliating,
2366
01:39:46,410 --> 01:39:51,314
self-esteem-crushing
road of noes.
2367
01:39:51,316 --> 01:39:53,283
No! No, no, no, no!
2368
01:39:53,285 --> 01:39:55,152
No, no! No, no!
2369
01:39:55,154 --> 01:39:57,520
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no!
2370
01:39:57,522 --> 01:39:59,355
♪ No, no, no ♪
2371
01:39:59,357 --> 01:40:02,427
♪ No, no. ♪
2372
01:40:04,530 --> 01:40:08,198
But as a wise person once said,
2373
01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:10,567
all it takes is one yes.
2374
01:40:10,569 --> 01:40:14,304
So please take your little
exhausted hands,
2375
01:40:14,306 --> 01:40:18,440
and put 'em together
so we can congratulate April,
2376
01:40:18,442 --> 01:40:22,244
who has officially sold
DiscoverEyes!
2377
01:40:22,246 --> 01:40:24,780
- What? Oh, my God. - What?
- (APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER)
2378
01:40:24,782 --> 01:40:29,385
She did it!
And that's not all.
2379
01:40:29,387 --> 01:40:33,189
It is officially the
biggest deal in JSI history.
2380
01:40:33,191 --> 01:40:34,491
We are rich!
2381
01:40:34,493 --> 01:40:37,493
(CHEERING, LAUGHTER)
2382
01:40:37,495 --> 01:40:39,828
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah!
2383
01:40:39,830 --> 01:40:43,867
A new day is dawning at JSI.
2384
01:40:43,869 --> 01:40:46,403
And it's not just about me.
2385
01:40:46,405 --> 01:40:48,238
It is about us.
2386
01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:50,873
With that in mind, please...
2387
01:40:50,875 --> 01:40:52,542
(SIGHS)
2388
01:40:52,544 --> 01:40:55,845
...let me introduce to you
2389
01:40:55,847 --> 01:40:59,815
JSI and Associates!
2390
01:40:59,817 --> 01:41:02,551
(EMPLOYEES MURMURING,
CHUCKLING)
2391
01:41:02,553 --> 01:41:06,456
- Step right up, associate April Williams.
- Oh, that is...
2392
01:41:06,458 --> 01:41:07,756
Thank you.
2393
01:41:07,758 --> 01:41:09,391
(LAUGHING)
2394
01:41:09,393 --> 01:41:11,760
I need a magnifying glass
to see it, but okay.
2395
01:41:11,762 --> 01:41:13,462
Nah, if you, like...
if you just, like,
2396
01:41:13,464 --> 01:41:14,997
look right...
like, if you get this close...
2397
01:41:14,999 --> 01:41:16,699
like, if you put
your forehead on it,
2398
01:41:16,701 --> 01:41:19,269
you can see all of
"and Associates." That's...
2399
01:41:19,271 --> 01:41:21,304
- That's nice.
- Yeah. That's us now, guys.
2400
01:41:21,306 --> 01:41:23,239
- Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
- We're a team.
2401
01:41:23,241 --> 01:41:25,408
- And I am so proud of you, April!
- (FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
2402
01:41:25,410 --> 01:41:26,576
Thank you.
Y-You know, I'm right here,
2403
01:41:26,578 --> 01:41:27,911
so you don't have to use that.
2404
01:41:27,913 --> 01:41:30,846
(CHUCKLES) Okay,
if there's one thing I know,
2405
01:41:30,848 --> 01:41:36,286
it's how JSI and Associates
like to celebrate.
2406
01:41:36,288 --> 01:41:38,488
Carbs!
2407
01:41:38,490 --> 01:41:40,793
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
2408
01:41:44,295 --> 01:41:47,264
JORDAN: You get a doughnut!
You get a doughnut!
2409
01:41:47,266 --> 01:41:48,732
You get a doughnut!
2410
01:41:48,734 --> 01:41:51,600
- (SQUEALS) It's a doughnut.
- You get a doughnut!
2411
01:41:51,602 --> 01:41:53,802
You're incredible.
2412
01:41:53,804 --> 01:41:55,805
Congrats.
2413
01:41:55,807 --> 01:41:57,774
You can't do that.
I'm a boss now.
2414
01:41:57,776 --> 01:41:59,275
What?
2415
01:41:59,277 --> 01:42:00,609
Just kidding.
You can get it.
2416
01:42:00,611 --> 01:42:02,578
(BOTH LAUGHING)
2417
01:42:02,580 --> 01:42:04,680
- JORDAN: Oh, my gosh!
- Oh, no.
2418
01:42:04,682 --> 01:42:05,681
JORDAN:
Guys!
2419
01:42:05,683 --> 01:42:08,051
What are you doing here?
2420
01:42:08,053 --> 01:42:10,686
- (LAUGHS) I'm so happy to see you.
- (KIDS GROANING)
2421
01:42:10,688 --> 01:42:11,954
I brought these awesome kids
that you've
2422
01:42:11,956 --> 01:42:13,055
never, ever met before
from Windsor
2423
01:42:13,057 --> 01:42:15,358
to test out HomeGirl.
2424
01:42:15,360 --> 01:42:16,826
- Well, that's awesome.
- Yeah.
2425
01:42:16,828 --> 01:42:18,694
Thanks for coming, guys.
2426
01:42:18,696 --> 01:42:20,365
JSI!
2427
01:42:21,799 --> 01:42:23,433
Are y'all ready to party?
2428
01:42:23,435 --> 01:42:25,368
(CHEERING)
2429
01:42:25,370 --> 01:42:27,903
HomeGirl, I need a vibe!
2430
01:42:27,905 --> 01:42:30,506
HOMEGIRL:
HomeGirl playing JSI vibe.
2431
01:42:30,508 --> 01:42:32,542
♪ Be yourself ♪
2432
01:42:32,544 --> 01:42:35,045
(LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2433
01:42:35,047 --> 01:42:37,413
- ♪ Be yourself ♪
- Yes!
2434
01:42:37,415 --> 01:42:39,815
- 'Ey!
- (LAUGHING, WHOOPING)
2435
01:42:39,817 --> 01:42:41,685
- ♪ You were gonna call her back ♪
- (WHOOPS) Yeah.
2436
01:42:41,687 --> 01:42:42,952
- ♪ And I ain't gonna hold you back ♪
- 'Ey!
2437
01:42:42,954 --> 01:42:45,322
- ♪ And there ain't nothing wrong with that ♪
- Uh-huh.
2438
01:42:45,324 --> 01:42:46,756
♪ Got you
then I give you back ♪
2439
01:42:46,758 --> 01:42:48,058
♪ Why you even bother me... ♪
2440
01:42:48,060 --> 01:42:49,693
JORDAN:
So that's me now.
2441
01:42:49,695 --> 01:42:52,662
Jordan Sanders
and my best friend April.
2442
01:42:52,664 --> 01:42:55,398
Yeah, I've got a best friend.
2443
01:42:55,400 --> 01:42:57,367
And that's the story of how
2444
01:42:57,369 --> 01:42:59,868
the little girl in me
came back to show
2445
01:42:59,870 --> 01:43:03,340
that you can't let
anyone else define you.
2446
01:43:03,342 --> 01:43:06,408
Of course, there's always
gonna be people out there
2447
01:43:06,410 --> 01:43:08,845
who just don't want you
to live your best life.
2448
01:43:08,847 --> 01:43:12,649
The trick is
not becoming one of them.
2449
01:43:12,651 --> 01:43:13,882
♪ Be yourself ♪
2450
01:43:13,884 --> 01:43:15,752
♪ If you want, let it go ♪
2451
01:43:15,754 --> 01:43:17,653
♪ Be yourself ♪
2452
01:43:17,655 --> 01:43:19,922
♪ You're not ready
and I know 'cause ♪
2453
01:43:19,924 --> 01:43:21,890
♪ You were gonna
call her back ♪
2454
01:43:21,892 --> 01:43:23,626
♪ And I ain't gonna
hold you back ♪
2455
01:43:23,628 --> 01:43:25,761
♪ And there ain't nothing
wrong with that ♪
2456
01:43:25,763 --> 01:43:27,130
♪ Got you
then I give you back ♪
2457
01:43:27,132 --> 01:43:29,532
♪ Be yourself ♪
2458
01:43:29,534 --> 01:43:31,100
♪ If you want, let it go ♪
2459
01:43:31,102 --> 01:43:32,902
♪ Be yourself ♪
2460
01:43:32,904 --> 01:43:35,805
♪ You're not ready
and I know 'cause ♪
2461
01:43:35,807 --> 01:43:37,540
♪ You were gonna
call her back ♪
2462
01:43:37,542 --> 01:43:39,576
♪ And I ain't gonna
hold you back ♪
2463
01:43:39,578 --> 01:43:41,543
♪ And there ain't nothing
wrong with that ♪
2464
01:43:41,545 --> 01:43:43,747
♪ Got you
then I give you back ♪
2465
01:43:43,749 --> 01:43:45,014
♪ Fly ♪
2466
01:43:45,016 --> 01:43:46,750
♪ Take off, little birdie ♪
2467
01:43:46,752 --> 01:43:48,752
♪ Go fly ♪
2468
01:43:48,754 --> 01:43:52,622
♪ 'Cause I want you to live
your best life ♪
2469
01:43:52,624 --> 01:43:54,424
♪ It's all right ♪
2470
01:43:54,426 --> 01:43:58,927
♪ You can have your candles
and a cake, too ♪
2471
01:43:58,929 --> 01:44:01,997
♪ It's cool ♪
2472
01:44:01,999 --> 01:44:05,167
♪ I'm not even mad at you ♪
2473
01:44:05,169 --> 01:44:09,872
- ♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪
- ♪ You got my approval ♪
2474
01:44:09,874 --> 01:44:12,841
♪ To do what you want to do ♪
2475
01:44:12,843 --> 01:44:15,878
- ♪ Skrt, skrt ♪
- ♪ Be yourself ♪
2476
01:44:15,880 --> 01:44:17,546
♪ If you want, let it go ♪
2477
01:44:17,548 --> 01:44:19,681
♪ Be yourself ♪
2478
01:44:19,683 --> 01:44:21,951
♪ You're not ready
and I know 'cause ♪
2479
01:44:21,953 --> 01:44:23,920
♪ You were gonna
call her back ♪
2480
01:44:23,922 --> 01:44:25,921
♪ And I ain't gonna
hold you back ♪
2481
01:44:25,923 --> 01:44:27,791
♪ And there ain't nothing
wrong with that ♪
2482
01:44:27,793 --> 01:44:29,692
♪ Got you
then I give you back ♪
2483
01:44:29,694 --> 01:44:31,461
♪ Be yourself ♪
2484
01:44:31,463 --> 01:44:32,996
♪ If you want, let it go ♪
2485
01:44:32,998 --> 01:44:34,963
♪ Be yourself ♪
2486
01:44:34,965 --> 01:44:37,600
♪ You're not ready
and I know 'cause ♪
2487
01:44:37,602 --> 01:44:39,202
♪ You were gonna
call her back ♪
2488
01:44:39,204 --> 01:44:41,136
♪ And I ain't gonna
hold you back ♪
2489
01:44:41,138 --> 01:44:43,072
♪ And there ain't nothing
wrong with that ♪
2490
01:44:43,074 --> 01:44:45,175
♪ Got you
then I give you back ♪
2491
01:44:45,177 --> 01:44:46,812
♪ Oh, oh. ♪
2492
01:44:46,814 --> 01:44:50,880
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2493
01:44:50,882 --> 01:44:52,817
♪ ♪
2494
01:45:06,865 --> 01:45:09,998
♪ Whoo! Uh-huh ♪
2495
01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:12,670
- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
2496
01:45:14,205 --> 01:45:16,775
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
2497
01:45:18,743 --> 01:45:22,077
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
2498
01:45:22,079 --> 01:45:24,850
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
2499
01:45:26,951 --> 01:45:28,887
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Whoo! ♪
2500
01:45:30,989 --> 01:45:33,622
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Whoo! ♪
2501
01:45:33,624 --> 01:45:35,058
♪ Come on ♪
2502
01:45:35,060 --> 01:45:37,527
♪ Yeah ♪
2503
01:45:37,529 --> 01:45:39,194
♪ Whoo! ♪
2504
01:45:39,196 --> 01:45:41,264
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
2505
01:45:41,266 --> 01:45:45,768
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- ♪ Whoo! ♪
2506
01:45:45,770 --> 01:45:48,473
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, yeah. ♪
2507
01:45:52,009 --> 01:45:53,945
♪ ♪
2508
01:46:24,042 --> 01:46:25,977
♪ ♪
2509
01:46:56,074 --> 01:46:58,009
♪ ♪
2510
01:47:28,106 --> 01:47:30,042
♪ ♪
2511
01:48:00,137 --> 01:48:02,073
♪ ♪
2512
01:48:32,169 --> 01:48:34,105
♪ ♪
2513
01:48:39,076 --> 01:48:41,012
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