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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:44,644 Woof. 2 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,245 Nah girl, that is some cut up cocaine. 3 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:50,182 No. Reina, look over there. 4 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,217 Oh, in the mask? 5 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,520 Yeah, the really fucking hot dude in the mask. 6 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:56,455 Mhmm, do you know his name? 7 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,190 Nope, but I'm gonna. 8 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:01,627 Well, when you figure that one out, hit me up. 9 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,663 Also when you find some good cocaine, please. 10 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,332 Googoo, wanna come help me find my boyfriend? 11 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:08,934 Yeah, I'll come with. 12 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:10,535 Girl, that is some capital T Trade. You better get it. 13 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:12,504 Alright, I'll take one for the team. 14 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:22,214 Hey Jess! Looking good henny. 15 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:24,183 Hey Havokk, you look... cute. 16 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,285 Thanks girl. I made this wig last night. 17 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:29,855 Isn't it amazing? I mean, and then I was like what should I 18 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,623 wear? and I literally, liter- 19 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,525 Shut up, Lady Havokk! 20 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,828 I'm trying to get that trade over there. 21 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:38,430 Fine, bitch. 22 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:04,690 So, whats up? 23 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:08,694 I don't think I've seen you around here before. 24 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:13,432 Pretty sure I would know a sexy unicorn if I had seen one once. 25 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,601 Do you want a bump? 26 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,271 Dude! What the fuck? 27 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:22,307 That shit is like twenty dollars, what are you doing? 28 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:28,280 Oh, fuck yeah! 29 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,582 Are you fucking kidding me? 30 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:34,520 That is so selfish. Whatever. 31 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:17,596 Fuck! Coke. 32 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,264 Oh My God JJ! 33 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:23,802 - Coke, Listen to me-- - How cute is this party? 34 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:27,506 I heard that you have some really shitty coke but that 35 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:28,840 you're sharing-- - Listen-- 36 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,242 - There's a-- - we could go into the bathroom 37 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,027 and do a bump? - Coke, Listen to me! 38 00:03:32,028 --> 00:03:33,811 There's a dude in the bathroom that I was trying to blow 39 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,215 - Stop it! That sounds so hot. - He's trying to kill me! 40 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:37,449 Do you think he'll let me blow him? 41 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:38,917 Coke, Listen! He's-- 42 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:42,387 Oh My God it's Gary Garbaj. He's got some K probably. 43 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,323 Let me know how it goes with that guy! 44 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,291 Coke! 45 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:48,927 Girl! I love this blood. 46 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,597 Oh My God I love it! 47 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,764 Where did you get it? 48 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,900 It's very Kylie Jenner at the butcher shop. 49 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,835 - Work bitch! - Yasss. 50 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:58,769 There's a unicorn trying to kill me! 51 00:03:58,772 --> 00:03:59,805 Please help me. 52 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,240 I don't have anymore drink tickets 53 00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:02,741 Drinks are only three dollars at the bar 54 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,243 Fuck, move! 55 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:06,078 Fine, bitch! 56 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,912 See, this is why nobody likes her. She's a cunt. 57 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:12,584 Girl, if you leave you're not coming back in. 58 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,487 Fine, bitch. 59 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,858 Somebody help! Oh My God. 60 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:23,795 Someone help please! Oh my God, help! 61 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,897 Oh. 62 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:48,553 Fuck. 63 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:51,323 Come on. Fuck. 64 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,427 Oh! God! 65 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:58,997 Oh, please! No! 66 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:04,903 No, please. Don't. Don't! 67 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,772 I know who you are. 68 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,640 I didn't want to do it, it's haunted me ever since. 69 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:09,775 Please, no! 70 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:27,592 I am so over this. Let's go out and have a cigarette. 71 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:29,828 Oh no wait, I wanna see what Viva Section is going to do. 72 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,697 She's performing in a minute. 73 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,565 Honey, I have to find a guy tonight. 74 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:34,866 I need some place to crash. 75 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,402 You homeless cunt. 76 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,937 Four years bitch, not paying rent and still going! 77 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,740 Really, where's the coke though? 78 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:44,409 Uhhhhh... 79 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:46,778 Oh! I think JJ has got some good shit. 80 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,414 She was cutting up her crappy cocaine with my credit card 81 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,616 and now she has it and I don't know how I'm gonna get home. 82 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:53,685 Are you leaving already? 83 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,520 Oh, hey babe, have you seen JJ? 84 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,039 She has our credit card. 85 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,557 Oh My God, are you fucking kidding me? 86 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,925 I know, I'm sorry. 87 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:04,763 Girl, you look cute in this dress. I am g-g-gagging. 88 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:07,799 Thanks Horse. Are we lucky enough to have you performing 89 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,668 for us tonight? - Girl no, you wish. 90 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,170 Viva Section is performing though. 91 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,671 I haven't seen her, she was supposed to be here two 92 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,840 hours ago. - That bitch never shows up on 93 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:18,377 time girl, nobody wants to book her, nobody even likes her. 94 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:20,946 Well, she turns it sometimes. 95 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:25,417 Oh my God, hey guys! 96 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,887 Let's go down to the bodega and get a lime-a-rita. 97 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,655 Coke, baby, have you seen JJ? 98 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:35,727 I don't know. I ran into JJ a while ago and she was doing blow 99 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:40,399 with some guy in a unicorn mask in the bathroom and then I 100 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:45,003 think they went home to like... bone or something. 101 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:49,674 - Gugu! - Yassss queen! 102 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:50,876 About time. 103 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:53,512 Girl, have you seen JJ? She has my credit card. 104 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,831 Did she go home with that guy? 105 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,149 No, JJ didn't go home with him. She's passed out over there in 106 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:00,719 the corner. Ha ha ha! 107 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,755 That bitch! 108 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,991 Well I'll go help you wake her up. 109 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:08,493 Why don't you just let her choke in her own vomit? 110 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:11,696 Okay, cool it, alright? Babe do you wanna go get a drink? 111 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,698 Yeah, yeah. Let's go. 112 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,001 I'll help you in a minute though. 113 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:17,869 I'm gonna go that way. 114 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:22,107 Yasss JJ! What is going on? 115 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:25,977 Hold on. 116 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:33,452 Fuck! 117 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:35,954 Holy shit! When did she have time to put on prosthetics? 118 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,622 I don't know. I don't know. 119 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:41,726 She didn't have that shit on when I saw her. JJ? 120 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:49,868 What... the... fuck! 121 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,149 Hey boo. 122 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,150 Hey Cholata. 123 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,819 - How are you feeling? - Fucked. 124 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,153 Why are you working? Go home. 125 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,055 Collin can cover your shift. 126 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,956 I'd rather be distracted about it here thank think about it at 127 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,392 home. - True that, true that. 128 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,493 Do you need help opening up? 129 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,095 Sure, you got any? 130 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:13,031 Girl, you know I always do. She's always carrying. 131 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,939 Good shit. Who'd you get it from? 132 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,040 Gary Garbaj. 133 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:25,410 Ew. He's never had good stuff. 134 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,178 I'm surprised he upped his game. 135 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,780 I haven't seen him in a moment. 136 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,515 Girl, you haven't gone out in a moment. 137 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,984 I just don't feel safe. 138 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:35,452 With what happened to JJ... I think it's just all too much. 139 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,089 That's not fair, what happened to you was a year ago. 140 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,758 Yeah, I changed. 141 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,393 Yeah. You changed your shifts to opening but girl, you can't be 142 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,896 afraid of the night, you need to face that shit. 143 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,531 Literally, everybody has said the exact 144 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,500 same thing to me like a thousand times. 145 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,335 I know. It's because we care for you, stupid. 146 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,371 But there is a killer on the loose. We don't know who killed 147 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,039 JJ or what really happened. 148 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,075 Yeah, but we are not gonna let fear take over our 149 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,410 lives. We're gay, that's what we do. 150 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,048 Oh, Gayson and Ben are around the corner. 151 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,417 Oh, cool. 152 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,858 Oh, hey my puta Spanish fly! 153 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,794 Hi! 154 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:16,828 Hey girl! 155 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,897 Hi, how are you hun? Hi Ben! 156 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,265 What's up boo? This is Pup. 157 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,833 Your new pup? 158 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,400 No, that's what they call me, PuppyPup. 159 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,403 Oh, hi. Hi, I'm Danny. 160 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,471 Hi. 161 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,456 What are you guys up to? 162 00:13:28,457 --> 00:13:30,440 Oh you know, chilling, same shit different day. 163 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,076 You're coming to the funeral tonight, right? 164 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,078 I am. Only for JJ. 165 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,281 Everyone is performing. It's gonna be 166 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,366 house-down-boots! 167 00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:40,450 I'm kind of excited to see everyone together again, and 168 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,770 to honor JJ's memory. 169 00:13:42,771 --> 00:13:45,088 Oh she would've loved a big show revolve around her. 170 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,090 True! 171 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,826 - Excuse me? - Oh, I'm sorry. 172 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,395 Oh, I'm sorry I just-- I didn't know you knew her. 173 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,230 Yeah, Pup's new to the scene. 174 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,599 Right. Well, I'm gonna go finish setting up for the 175 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,367 tribute tonight, and then I'm working the first 176 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,236 shift and I'm gonna stick around afterwards to see what 177 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,338 everyone's been up to. 178 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,607 You guys don't have any leads, do you? 179 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,608 I wasn't at that party. 180 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,009 Neither was I. 181 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,444 Uhm, Gayson and I were but-- 182 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,680 So the cops questioned you too? 183 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,915 They questioned all of us but we don't really know much more 184 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,684 beyond that. 185 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,452 Girl, and my cop, he investigated my 186 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,955 Oh God, okay! I'll see you tonight. 187 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,356 Hey, what about Enema? 188 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,357 What about it? 189 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,092 Girl, you have to come! 190 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,862 It might be one of the last parties that's fun, since the 191 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,865 cops are all up in our shit and blaming it all on the fags. 192 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,600 I don't think it that would be the end of the world. 193 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:33,471 Ugh, yes it would because I need to do my coke in public, like a 194 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,607 decent human being! 195 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,343 Just come get douched and dance. 196 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,445 It'll be fun! It's going to be such a carry. 197 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,314 Gayson shut up. If Danny doesn't want to go to the party, he 198 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,949 doesn't have to. We've all been through it. 199 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,385 Well, you have a day and a half to think about it, 200 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,420 so you better come through! 201 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,555 Okay, we'll see. 202 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,557 Hey you aren't open yet, are you? 203 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,226 Nope. Not yet. 204 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,894 Alright. Well, we are gonna go grab a drink and we'll see 205 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,161 you at the memorial tonight, okay? 206 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,596 Oh look, there's Collin! 207 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,035 - Hey! - Hi love. 208 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,171 Danny is really cute. 209 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,423 Yeah, I know right? 210 00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:09,674 He is, but good luck hooking up with that one. 211 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,509 Well, he is boyfriend material. 212 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,361 Girl, please! 213 00:15:13,362 --> 00:15:15,212 What happened to him? You guys were so weird about the 214 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,581 enema party. 215 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,100 He doesn't like talking about it. 216 00:15:19,101 --> 00:15:21,618 Well, basically last year at the enema party he 217 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:26,224 got like raped by some dude and it was really intense, and now 218 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,492 he doesn't go out. 219 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,193 Oh My God. Who was he? 220 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:30,261 What happened to the guy? 221 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,614 I don't think anybody knows. 222 00:15:32,615 --> 00:15:34,966 We didn't know who he was and then he just disappeared. 223 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,201 Sorry I couldn't come see you before I-- 224 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:40,004 No, it's okay. It's not like I left my house to begin 225 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:43,608 with... But tonight is gonna be cute, despite the circumstances. 226 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,643 It is! Do we know who's performing yet? 227 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,644 Girl, everybody. 228 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,513 Work! 229 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,648 Also, where did that Pup come from? 230 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,017 He's new. I think he moved here from Virginia or something. 231 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,018 He's a cutie. 232 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,020 - He is. - Girl go try it. 233 00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:58,723 Oh yeah, PuppyPup. He cute, you should totally get it. 234 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,092 No, I don't wanna lead him on and I don't think I'm 235 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,727 ready yet. 236 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,361 Girl, its Brooklyn. You could use a little hookup. 237 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,596 Plus, he looks like he gives good head. 238 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,465 - Power bottom. - Ride that dick! 239 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,334 Okay girl, I'm gonna see you later. 240 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,535 I'm gonna take a little disco nap. 241 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,270 Alright. I'm gonna go finish setting up. 242 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,972 Alright cool. I'll be there in a second. 243 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,406 Alright. 244 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,420 That was quick! 245 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,922 I know. 246 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,423 You wanna grab a bite to eat before we open? 247 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,392 Yeah but what if people start coming 248 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,061 The party starts at eight so people won't show up until like 249 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,363 nine or so. 250 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,331 True. 251 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:03,721 Hey, Danny? 252 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,291 Hello? 253 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:11,062 Really? Nobody? 254 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,364 You're hosting a party and nobody even bothers 255 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,400 to open the bar for you? 256 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:21,539 It's cute though, shame it's for such a bitch like JJ 257 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,613 Danny is that you? 258 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:32,717 I need you to get up here and give me drink tickets and help 259 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,385 me set up the sound. 260 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,321 Fuck me Danny! 261 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,725 I really wanted this to be perfect for JJ and so did you. 262 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,361 What are you doing in the basement? 263 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,166 Wait, are you guys doing drugs? 264 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,735 Give me drugs! 265 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,809 Really bitch? No one's gonna answer me? 266 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:04,182 This is some scary movie bullshit. 267 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,695 Holy fuck! Who are you? 268 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,265 Are you the new go-go boy? 269 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,368 No, but really who are you? 270 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,439 Oh honey, that's tucked to a T. 271 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,309 That's not coming out until after the shows but luckily I 272 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,444 don't mind ruining my lipstick. 273 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:38,549 Oh wow, that's a big bulge. Should be glad I have 274 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,451 no gag reflex. 275 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,889 What the fuck? 276 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:51,496 Oh my God! Oh my God! Please! 277 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,364 Somebody help! 278 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,199 Ahhh! 279 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,301 Screw you asshole! 280 00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:01,305 I'm Colombian and Jewish and I have Aspergers so fuck you! 281 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,184 Where the fuck have ya'll been? 282 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,553 We've been at the bar waiting for a drink for an hour! 283 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:18,756 Oh come on. You all just got here. 284 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,591 And how did you all get in? 285 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,826 Yeah, didn't you lock it? 286 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,195 Door was open, and we need a drink! 287 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,230 It's whatever. 288 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,665 Have you all seen Havokk? 289 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,334 No, but you know her, she won't be here until halfway 290 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,436 through her first set. 291 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:37,575 I'll have a shot of Fireball and a martini in a pint glass. 292 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:42,446 Okay. Hi Morti, I'm good, how are you? 293 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,882 It's Madame Mortimer. 294 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:49,954 Alright, Madame Mortimer. That will be twelve dollars. 295 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,393 I'm a Brooklyn staple. 296 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,562 Then that will be twelve dollars plus tip. 297 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,631 Fuck you! 298 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,699 Miss you too bitch. It'll be good to have everybody back 299 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,801 together. We all really need each other tonight. 300 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,203 It's gonna be cute. 301 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:08,406 Love you guys. Can I get a whiskey ginger? 302 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:16,214 ♪ NIGHTS ABOUT TO END ♪ 303 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,250 ♪ THE LIGHTS ARE COMING ♪ 304 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:24,288 ♪ TAKE A LOOK AROUND AND BREATHE IN THE BEAUTY ♪ 305 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,559 ♪ SEE YOUR PAIN ♪ 306 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,629 ♪ LIFT YOURSELF UP ♪ 307 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:36,701 ♪ BLOW YOUR WOUNDS AWAY RETURN TO ROUTINE ♪ 308 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:43,841 ♪ I'M ON EVERY STEP YOU TAKE ♪ 309 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:48,913 ♪ I AM HERE TO GUIDE YOU TO DREAM HOUSE ♪ 310 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:53,284 ♪ FIND ME ♪ 311 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,254 ♪ STOP WAITING FOR ME ♪ 312 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,522 ♪ THEY DESTROY US ♪ 313 00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:01,692 ♪ WE WILL FIGHT THEM ♪ 314 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:05,329 ♪ FIND ME ♪ 315 00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:08,633 ♪ WHAT WILL COME WILL COME ♪ 316 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:13,638 ♪ YOU WILL FIND ME WHEN YOU HAVE TO ♪ 317 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,741 ♪ FIND ME ♪ 318 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:20,544 ♪ FIND ME ♪ 319 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:25,816 ♪ I AM HERE TO GUIDE YOU TO DREAM HOUSE ♪ 320 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:30,288 ♪ FIND ME ♪ 321 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,291 ♪ FIND ME ♪ 322 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:37,361 ♪ FIND ME ♪ 323 00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:48,806 Hello everyone I'm Cunt Stanley! 324 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:57,481 We're here tonight to celebrate our sister, our 325 00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:01,485 friend, and the first person to ever give me crabs. 326 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:05,623 I know... Jess-Jizz! 327 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,795 Lady Havokk was supposed to host tonight, of 328 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,763 course, but the loud bitch couldn't make it, so I'm the 329 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:17,401 better friend. I'm the better friend JJ... 330 00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:22,473 But we are all here tonight to celebrate the fierce queen that 331 00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:25,109 JJ was. 332 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:29,046 She gave shows, she gave looks, and allegedly she was a good 333 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,448 person. 334 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,982 OWW! 335 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:35,986 However, I must remind you that the police have zero leads on 336 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,922 who could've done this. So if you remember anything at 337 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:40,958 all from the night of Psycho Sodomites 338 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:45,429 please let the po-po know! 339 00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:48,933 Let the po-po know. 340 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:51,369 And if you can't let the po-po know then you come to me and 341 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:54,638 I'll kill that motherfucker myself because JJ deserved 342 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,575 justice! 343 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:03,647 Now raise your glasses, and if you don't have one you can go 344 00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:06,450 to the bar for Danny and Collin, it is a full service bar, so you 345 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:07,885 can have whatever you want but don't forget to tip. 346 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,954 Now glasses up motherfuckers! 347 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,991 To JJ. 348 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:18,996 She will live in our hearts, in our minds and in my 349 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,165 wardrobe because I used to steal her tights I didn't mean to 350 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,767 I could've just asked but I took them. 351 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,702 No! No! To JJ! 352 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,772 To JJ! 353 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:34,779 Now get ready for some more shows and more party in 354 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:38,916 honor of our girl give it up for your DJ Garbaj. 355 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,024 I'm off in a minute do you need anything else? 356 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,092 Uh, Nah. 357 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,093 Alright. 358 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:50,962 But don't leave yet! 359 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,830 I wasn't, I'm gonna stick around for the performances 360 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,732 Sweet. 361 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,004 Hey. 362 00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:02,840 Hi Pup, what can I get you? 363 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,810 Can I get a vodka soda please? 364 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:15,085 This one is on me. 365 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,922 Did you wanna go and smoke some? 366 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,523 - Bud? - Yeah. 367 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:22,760 Fuck yeah. I get off in a minute and I'll meet you 368 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,628 outside. - Sweet. 369 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,732 A joint date. 370 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:31,735 The best kind. 371 00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:33,070 Oh my God, go! 372 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,973 - What? - Yeah go get that cute trade and 373 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,742 enjoy the night, I can manage. 374 00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:40,895 Are you sure? 375 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,047 All these fags are too broke to buy any more drinks anyways 376 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,250 and if anything, more tips for me. 377 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:49,019 Fuck you. Thanks, boo! 378 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:51,088 You got it babe. 379 00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:53,156 Here to a special tribute to our girl Jess-Jizz is 380 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:58,229 your hometown girl, Ruby Falls. 381 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:03,067 Hello hello hello everybody, this one is for my sis down in 382 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:07,505 gay hell. Jess Jizz. Love you honey. I miss you. 383 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:35,666 There's no wifi here. 384 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:45,075 That is funny. I love it, werk! I need a bump and a 385 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:47,611 drink ticket. 386 00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:50,147 Oh my God, Danny! 387 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:54,251 I missed you so much. Don't ever leave me. 388 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:56,954 - Let's get turnt. - Hi honey. 389 00:25:56,956 --> 00:26:00,224 She needed some alone time, now she's finally with us. 390 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:02,026 We missed you baby. 391 00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:03,827 You have to come over for dinner next week sometime. 392 00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:05,896 Oh my God, we could have a cute night of wine and weed. 393 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,264 Oh my God that sounds perf! 394 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:09,333 We have so much tea to catch you up on. 395 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:11,101 Oh my God, Cunt! 396 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:14,638 Ohmigosh, Danny! Hi nugget, how are you? 397 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,640 Been well you know, keeping to myself. 398 00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:18,309 Sure, sure, sure. Well, I love seeing you out baby. 399 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:20,978 - I miss you. - Eh enough with the sob stories. 400 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,747 - Bitch. - Does anyone have a cigarette? 401 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:26,116 She's so testy now, I told you. 402 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:29,219 I don't have one for you or myself, but come on. 403 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:32,222 I know. Such a bitch. 404 00:26:33,859 --> 00:26:35,826 Yaaas. 405 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:18,669 Alright assholes, I'm out of here. 406 00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:19,670 Who's coming to Scope? 407 00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,038 Oh My God yes! 408 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:25,776 I might go for like a minute. Collin? 409 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:26,910 Danny? 410 00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:28,979 I think I've had enough for one night. 411 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,614 Come on! 412 00:27:30,615 --> 00:27:32,248 I am down. Gayson and Ben are already there and I wanna hook 413 00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,301 up with Ben. 414 00:27:34,302 --> 00:27:36,352 Hook up with Ben? You mean get fisted by him? 415 00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:39,823 Uh, I think I'm gonna call it a night as well. 416 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,625 Really? You? 417 00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:43,426 Yeah, right. He just wants to fuck Danny. I'm out of here. 418 00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:45,396 Let's go fags. 419 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:47,364 Danny, you should really come with us tomorrow, it's 420 00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:50,267 gonna be fun! It would be good for you. 421 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:51,402 I'll think about it. 422 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:52,803 Alright. Have fun. 423 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:54,171 Bye. 424 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,006 I think I'm gonna go home too guys. 425 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,975 Alright, well it was good seeing you honey. 426 00:27:57,977 --> 00:27:59,977 Bye cuties. Use protection. 427 00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,879 I'm on PrEP. 428 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,780 Girl, all the more reason to use a condom you dirty whore. 429 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,949 - Taxi! Come on, bitch. - Wait up, coming with you. 430 00:28:05,951 --> 00:28:07,951 Bye! 431 00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:11,689 So, do you wanna wait for the subway together? 432 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:14,124 At this time of the night is gonna take forever. 433 00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:16,994 I ain't mad about that. 434 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,829 Okay. 435 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:49,126 I didn't realize it was gonna snow tonight, how far is your 436 00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:50,861 place? - It's right up here. 437 00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:54,264 So uhm--how many of these parties have these queens 438 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:55,866 dragged you out to? 439 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:58,869 Uh, we went to a really fun one a couple of weeks ago. 440 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:02,172 I don't remember what it was called uhm... Coke and Gary took 441 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:05,042 me... Hail? Hail satan? 442 00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:08,445 Hail Satan and Bottoms Party! 443 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:11,482 It was fun. 444 00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:13,450 I haven't been to one of those parties in forever. 445 00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:17,121 They're fun in like a I can't walk for the next three 446 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,422 days kind of way. 447 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,324 Pretty much. 448 00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:23,894 What was that? 449 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:25,596 Probably a rat. 450 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,297 That was a big ass rat. Sounded like a horse. 451 00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:29,333 It's probably like some drunk guy or something. 452 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,034 I'm close-by. 453 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:38,475 It's f--It's a safe neighborhood. It's fine. 454 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:45,916 But that doesn't mean we can't walk a little bit faster. 455 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:57,995 Duck! Run! 456 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:13,076 What was that? 457 00:30:13,078 --> 00:30:15,279 A psychopath! 458 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:21,051 Fuck! I need a drink. You want something? 459 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,419 To smoke, yeah. 460 00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:25,455 That too. 461 00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:27,491 Beer fine? 462 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:31,995 Yeah, sure. Nice place. 463 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,130 Thanks! 464 00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:35,299 Who do you live with? 465 00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,234 Just me. Myself. 466 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:40,270 Damn. Lucky. 467 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:44,041 Thanks. 468 00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:48,011 Give me one second. 469 00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:16,573 So, how come I haven't you at any of the parties? 470 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:20,644 I'm pretty sure my friends have told you why. 471 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:23,480 They mentioned a thing or two. 472 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:28,952 Hey, I think you're cute. Let's not ruin this by talking 473 00:31:28,954 --> 00:31:31,989 about things that have happened in the past. 474 00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:36,226 Agreed. Sorry, I'm just still a little shaken about what 475 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,995 happened earlier. 476 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:47,337 It's alright. We're here, we're safe. 477 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,474 - That's all that matters. - Yeah. 478 00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:54,111 ♪ I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW ME SATAN ♪ 479 00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:58,148 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE I'M RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE ♪ 480 00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:00,684 ♪ PATIENCE ♪ 481 00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:05,155 ♪ OPENING, SPREAD IT WIDE ♪ 482 00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:07,090 ♪ COME AND TAKE ME ♪ 483 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,592 ♪ GET INSIDE ♪ 484 00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:13,096 ♪ GET INSIDE, G-GET INSIDE ♪ 485 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:16,300 ♪ GET INSIDE, G-G-GET INSIDE ♪ 486 00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:20,704 ♪ YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T LIKE TO PLAY THESE GAMES ♪ 487 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:24,942 ♪ PRETENDING LIKE YOU FORGOT WHAT'S MY NAME ♪ 488 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,945 Come on. 489 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:33,450 ♪ CAUSE I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UP ♪ 490 00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:37,421 ♪ I SAID FUCK ME UP ♪ 491 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:40,524 ♪ YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ME ♪ 492 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,128 ♪ YOU CAN PRETEND LIKE I'M YOUR PROPERTY ♪ 493 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:49,032 ♪ I WANT YOU TO-- ♪ 494 00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:52,736 ♪ OPENING, SPREAD IT WIDE ♪ 495 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:55,072 ♪ COME AND TAKE ME ♪ 496 00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:57,040 ♪ GET INSIDE ♪ 497 00:32:57,042 --> 00:33:00,978 ♪ GET INSIDE, G-G-GET INSIDE ♪ 498 00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:04,414 ♪ GET INSIDE, G-G-GET INSIDE ♪ 499 00:33:04,717 --> 00:33:09,019 ♪ YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T LIKE TO PLAY THESE GAMES ♪ 500 00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:12,656 ♪ PRETENDING LIKE YOU FORGOT WHAT'S MY NAME ♪ 501 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:16,526 ♪ KEEP STRETCHING OUT THAT HOLE, BOY BRING THE PAIN ♪ 502 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:21,198 ♪ CAUSE I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UP ♪ 503 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:25,469 ♪ I SAID FUCK ME UP ♪ 504 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:28,705 ♪ YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ME ♪ 505 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:33,443 ♪ YOU CAN PRETEND LIKE I'M YOUR PROPERTY ♪ 506 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:37,147 ♪ I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UP ♪ 507 00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:42,119 ♪ I SAID FUCK ME UP ♪ 508 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:45,756 ♪ I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW ME SATAN ♪ 509 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:49,626 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE I'M RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE ♪ 510 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:53,196 ♪ PATIENCE ♪ 511 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:57,134 ♪ YOU CAN PRETEND LIKE I'M YOUR PROPERTY ♪ 512 00:33:57,770 --> 00:34:00,771 ♪ I WANT YOU TO-- ♪ 513 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:06,543 ♪ I WANT YOU TO-- ♪ 514 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,427 What? 515 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:28,765 Your phone is going crazy. What time is it? 516 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:32,736 Noon. 517 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,404 When did we pass out? 518 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,306 I have no idea. 519 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:46,149 Oh my God, shut up! 520 00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:51,188 Danm. 521 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:54,257 What? 522 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:02,132 Nothing. 523 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:07,170 Nothing at all. 524 00:35:15,848 --> 00:35:18,281 What the fuck? 525 00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:25,122 What? Why are you on Grindr when there is a severed 526 00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:28,658 head in your closet? What is going on? 527 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:29,860 I don't know. 528 00:35:29,862 --> 00:35:32,129 Wha-th-then we need to call the cops. 529 00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:33,864 - No we can't! - Why? 530 00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:37,501 Everyone on my grid is a Unicorn. 531 00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:41,221 Don't you get it? 532 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:43,272 The last person Jess was seen with before she died was a 533 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:46,910 Unicorn. The guy who chased us last night, and the guy who 534 00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:50,580 I've been messaging on Grindr has a Unicorn for his picture; 535 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:54,651 he told me to look in my closet and asked me if I liked my gift. 536 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:57,854 If the guy who chased us last night did this then we need to 537 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,422 get out of here right now! 538 00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:02,425 No! We need to call everyone right now. 539 00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:05,262 Hurry up! Get out your phone and call Coke, call Gayson, call 540 00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:07,497 Mortimer, they need to come over right away. 541 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,300 You rather show the head to your friends than 542 00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:12,369 getting out of here and calling the cops? 543 00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:15,739 - Fuck tha-- - He is going to kill us all! 544 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:19,442 Unless they come over right away! 545 00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:23,446 Tell them to come over. 546 00:36:23,448 --> 00:36:26,449 Okay. But I need to know what's going on. 547 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,854 Girl, that party was cunt. 548 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,355 I was living. 549 00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:34,958 But, uh, lil Tim was getting kind of aggressive. 550 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,227 Oh yeah because he wants that D! 551 00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:39,462 I don't know how we are gonna survive tonight though. 552 00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:41,698 I know. I feel like we should go take a disco nap 553 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,300 before the enema party. 554 00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:45,669 Yeah girl, we are out. 555 00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:47,704 I'm down to drink a little more. 556 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:48,838 Mess! 557 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,407 Girl, bye! 558 00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:53,977 Oh it's Danny. 559 00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:55,412 Ooh! Can I pick up? 560 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:57,314 - Yeah. - Thanks! 561 00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:00,550 Danny! How did last night go with that pup? 562 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,485 - Arf! - Did you sniff his ass? 563 00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:04,621 What did it smell like? What did it taste like? 564 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:05,789 You know I love some puppy play. 565 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,290 Rawr! 566 00:37:08,293 --> 00:37:11,428 Girl, calm down. Wait, what? 567 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,498 Uhm, yeah, I'm here with everybody from last night. 568 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:18,501 No. No one's gone missing. Girl what are you talking about? 569 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:21,271 - Wasted. - Yeah. Okay, okay. I'm here 570 00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:24,441 with Coke, Morti, Gary... 571 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:29,412 Okay I won't bring Gary. Ben and Lil Tim just left, 572 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,514 they went to take a nap... I don't know. 573 00:37:31,516 --> 00:37:33,650 Call them! 574 00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:35,852 Okay! Okay! We're not far. 575 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,421 We'll be there in like twenty. 576 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:39,856 What the hell was that about? 577 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:41,524 We have to go over to his place. 578 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:44,694 Right now? What are we supposed to do with Gary? 579 00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,963 Just leave him here or what? 580 00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:52,535 I don't know but, least he'll have somewhere fun to sleep. 581 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,972 - Let's go! Let's go! - Oh shit! 582 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:00,944 Okay, so mostly everybody is on their way, Cholata will be here 583 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:02,712 very soon. 584 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:05,015 What we need to do is, we need to make a facebook 585 00:38:05,017 --> 00:38:08,285 status saying that if anybody sees any of the other queens, 586 00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:10,687 they need have them get in contact with me asap. 587 00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:15,058 Okay. Okay, so now that everyone knows can you please tell me 588 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,760 what's going on? 589 00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:17,961 Yeah. 590 00:38:18,297 --> 00:38:20,430 Uhm. 591 00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:21,865 You deserve to know. 592 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,735 I just need you to understand what happened. 593 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:31,574 One year ago at last year's Brooklyn's Annual Enema Party: 594 00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:34,411 Where you come get douched and dance... 595 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:35,845 we all-- 596 00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:39,382 We all-- 597 00:38:39,384 --> 00:38:41,384 We all killed someone. 598 00:38:41,386 --> 00:38:43,820 Well... well, I thought we did but apparently we 599 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,622 didn't because now he's trying to kill us! 600 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,791 - What? - No, no, no. Listen. 601 00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:49,759 Let me start from the beginning. 602 00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:11,514 - Heyyy! - What's up babes? 603 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,116 Hey boo, how are you doing? 604 00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:15,952 Girl, you already turnt! 605 00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:19,055 You know it. She is carrying. 606 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:21,124 We are gonna have so much fun tonight! 607 00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,492 So can we get in? 608 00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:24,728 Shush girl, we are talking! 609 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,730 I just I need some adderall. 610 00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:27,931 And I need a drink ticket. 611 00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:30,367 - Mess. - Double mess. 612 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:33,803 Pero like, y'all don't pay just don't tell Merrie Cherry. 613 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:36,406 - Thank you hun! - Have a good time! 614 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:39,042 See you inside! 615 00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:45,815 Oh my God! What are you all doing here? 616 00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,650 Happy Enema Party boo. 617 00:39:47,652 --> 00:39:49,552 Happy Enema Party, bye! 618 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:50,987 - Bitch, bye. - Fuck off! 619 00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:53,707 Why are you such a bitch? 620 00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:56,426 Because I can and you're a fucking freak, thats why. Bye. 621 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:58,528 She is really bitter. 622 00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,864 I don't know why. She's got a face that could ward off evil 623 00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:04,868 spirits. Anyway, I need a drink ticket! 624 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:08,772 My God, let's get you one. I think Cunt Stanley has some, or 625 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:11,808 maybe a douche ticket because I don't wanna pay for one and I 626 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,710 want to get douched with a different flavor this time. 627 00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:16,112 Oh! I had, I had the best one! It was something 628 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:18,748 like a dog or-- 629 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:22,085 Ooo! Ooo! It's a Scooby doo-doo. Let's go! 630 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:24,954 Okay, I'll meet you by the bar! Coke? 631 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,823 Oh no, I'm good. 632 00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:28,591 No, you're good what? 633 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:31,161 No, I want some addy. 634 00:40:31,163 --> 00:40:35,432 No, do you want to go to the bar with me? 635 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:40,020 What? 636 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:41,938 Go find some addy honey, I'll meet you at the bar. 637 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,807 Okay! Mwah! 638 00:40:44,709 --> 00:40:46,576 Can I get a whiskey coke? 639 00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:50,680 And uh--do you wanna do a shot of ass juice with me? 640 00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:56,519 Uhm. Excuse me! 641 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:13,069 Weird. 642 00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:17,207 Hey honey, you alright? 643 00:41:17,209 --> 00:41:19,008 What? Yeah, I'm good. 644 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:21,828 Yeah, you seem fucked up. 645 00:41:21,829 --> 00:41:24,647 Yeah go get like a douche or sit down or something. 646 00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:30,587 Oh, hey girl! This party is lit. 647 00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:35,592 Honey, my ass tastes like a church wafer dipped in tequila. 648 00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:37,594 Oh honey I don't know what flavors they are using in this 649 00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:41,831 enema but it is the shit! Okay? No pun intended. 650 00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:45,768 Yasss! 651 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:50,139 Oh! Who are you? 652 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:01,050 What are you doing? 653 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,555 Has anybody seen Danny? 654 00:42:05,557 --> 00:42:08,058 We can't find him. 655 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,560 No, I haven't seen him in a while but he did not look good. 656 00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:12,762 I saw him for a second with some guy, maybe he went home 657 00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:13,997 with him. - He wouldn't leave the party 658 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:16,550 without getting douched. 659 00:42:16,551 --> 00:42:19,102 I think I know what happened. I wasn't gonna say anything but I 660 00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:21,104 saw someone put something in his drink. 661 00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:22,138 Wait what? 662 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,806 And then he took him outside. 663 00:42:23,808 --> 00:42:25,141 And you didn't do anything? 664 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:26,809 We have to find him now! 665 00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:31,881 That is cold Horse fag Foo... 666 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:34,234 even for you! 667 00:42:34,235 --> 00:42:36,152 I'm gonna go find him. Let me know if you see him first 668 00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:37,954 Right, right. 669 00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:39,289 What just happened? 670 00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:41,257 Hey did you see who Danny left with? 671 00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:42,926 Work, he already left with somebody? 672 00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:44,994 No, somebody roofied him and took him away. 673 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,863 Where's Cholata? 674 00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,731 I'll stay here and keep looking around, Cunt Stanley, help me. 675 00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:52,001 Ask everybody if you know who he went with, okay? 676 00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,803 Let's go! 677 00:42:55,273 --> 00:42:57,340 No, no, no. 678 00:42:59,844 --> 00:43:03,846 Danny! Danny! Oh, shit! 679 00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:07,350 Shit! 680 00:43:09,621 --> 00:43:11,754 Danny? 681 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:15,825 Get the fuck off him! 682 00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:27,971 Guys. Guys! Stop! Guys stop look. 683 00:43:28,206 --> 00:43:29,205 He's not moving. 684 00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:30,206 I think we killed him. 685 00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:33,676 No way guys, look. 686 00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:36,946 Holy fuck. 687 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,047 He deserved it! 688 00:43:38,049 --> 00:43:39,749 Shut up Ben! 689 00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:42,919 Oh shit, what are we gonna do? 690 00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:45,088 Let's just move the body over there. 691 00:43:45,089 --> 00:43:47,256 Oh yeah for the garbage man to pick him up tomorrow morning? 692 00:43:47,258 --> 00:43:48,791 Like the trash he is. 693 00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,410 I don't want to! 694 00:43:50,411 --> 00:43:52,028 I think that the blood is in all of our hands! 695 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:53,930 Gayson is right. We're all in this together. 696 00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:55,965 Why don't we just drop it off in front of the hospital? 697 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:58,868 Oh yeah, and drag it all the way to the other side of Anusburg. 698 00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:02,171 - Yeah! - Jess! We ha--- 699 00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:04,741 We, we have to. 700 00:44:10,915 --> 00:44:12,882 Okay let's go. 701 00:44:12,883 --> 00:44:14,850 Wait! Before we go we should swear to never speak of this 702 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:16,352 moment again. - We could all go to jail for 703 00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:18,087 this and I know some of you girls are real 704 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:19,789 loose-lipped bitches. 705 00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:20,923 I agree. 706 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:22,925 Jess, come on. 707 00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:25,028 We all paid attention to the news for a few days to see 708 00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:27,930 if anybody reported anything but nobody did. 709 00:44:27,932 --> 00:44:30,133 We assumed he was dead. 710 00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:32,669 But he wasn't and now he's back. 711 00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:35,271 To get his revenge on us! 712 00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:39,676 That's why I don't go out anymore, the night scares me. 713 00:44:40,412 --> 00:44:43,813 That night left a permanent scar on my mind. 714 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:45,448 I still have nightmares. 715 00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:48,151 I am so sorry I asked about it earlier. 716 00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:51,954 No worries. But that's it, that's the story of how the 717 00:44:51,956 --> 00:44:53,823 Killer Unicorn was born. 718 00:44:55,093 --> 00:44:56,959 That's probably everyone. 719 00:44:56,961 --> 00:44:58,094 Right. 720 00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:06,436 Girl, what is going on? 721 00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:08,137 Yeah we had to, like, run over here. 722 00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:10,339 It was not cutie. 723 00:45:10,341 --> 00:45:12,408 Shut up y'all. Hey baby. 724 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,077 We need to talk. 725 00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:16,746 Looks like somebody's got a new puppy. 726 00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:18,915 - Hey guys. - Hi Pup. 727 00:45:19,284 --> 00:45:21,668 What do you need? 728 00:45:21,669 --> 00:45:24,053 I need to show you something and it is not pretty. 729 00:45:25,757 --> 00:45:28,758 Is there still shit on the sheets from last night? 730 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,794 Girl they'e clean bottoms. Their assholes sparkle. 731 00:45:31,996 --> 00:45:35,798 Please, come look. 732 00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:41,871 What the fuck? 733 00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:43,339 Havokk? What? 734 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:45,074 Guys, do you know what today is? 735 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,977 Yeah its the Brooklyn's Annual Enema Party: Where you come get 736 00:45:47,979 --> 00:45:50,346 douched and dance, it's also a year to the date of 737 00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:51,881 Oh my God, no! 738 00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:53,916 Hold up, PuppyPup you need to excuse us. 739 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,985 - He knows. - You told him? 740 00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:59,489 Of course I did. He woke up to the severed head of a very 741 00:45:59,491 --> 00:46:01,324 loud drag queen. 742 00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:04,460 She was a very loud queen. 743 00:46:04,462 --> 00:46:08,531 Oh my God do you think that that's why the killer shoved 744 00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:11,434 something down her throat? It's because he wanted her to 745 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:13,686 shut up? - Guys! 746 00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:15,937 I figured it out! It's the guy that was seen with Jess the 747 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,440 night she died, with the unicorn mask. 748 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:19,359 How? 749 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,277 Well, I was talking to some guy on Grindr and his profile 750 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:23,980 picture was that of a unicorn, and then last night when we were 751 00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:27,784 coming home we got attacked by a guy in a unicorn mask. 752 00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:29,486 What? 753 00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:31,187 And then this morning he texted me telling me he had a 754 00:46:31,189 --> 00:46:33,523 gift for me in my closet. 755 00:46:33,525 --> 00:46:36,492 Okay, I see where this is going but let's leave the recap for 756 00:46:36,494 --> 00:46:38,361 the late seaters, what are we gonna do now? 757 00:46:38,363 --> 00:46:41,230 We need to get in contact with everyone who was there 758 00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:43,533 And every body else, Lady Havokk wasn't with us, but he is 759 00:46:43,535 --> 00:46:45,368 obviously after the rest of us. 760 00:47:19,871 --> 00:47:22,305 The killer said he was going to the party tonight, so we're 761 00:47:22,307 --> 00:47:25,308 gonna go and use me as bait so we can get him. 762 00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:27,176 Wait, so you're going to the party? 763 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:28,444 There has to be a better way. 764 00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:31,347 No! He's not going to stop until he gets me. 765 00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:34,450 I don't like this. 766 00:47:34,451 --> 00:47:37,552 Well bitch, get ready because I am going in a look. 767 00:47:37,555 --> 00:47:39,355 Okay, then what do we do? 768 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:42,358 Well, he killed our sisters, it's just fair we kill him too. 769 00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:46,128 Okay, I'm like totally into the whole killer unicorn thing. 770 00:47:46,130 --> 00:47:47,597 - Right? - Right, it's like a really cute 771 00:47:47,599 --> 00:47:50,300 look for a killer. - Sickening. 772 00:47:50,301 --> 00:47:53,002 Well get ready because we are slaying a unicorn tonight! 773 00:47:53,004 --> 00:47:55,137 Slay! - Fuck it up. Let's go. 774 00:48:47,191 --> 00:48:49,358 Hello, Mister Unicorn. 775 00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:52,295 You wanna play? 776 00:49:07,645 --> 00:49:10,680 Oh my God, fuck this! 777 00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:38,174 You don't fuck with my friends, 778 00:49:38,176 --> 00:49:40,209 you don't fuck with my family, 779 00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:44,480 and you certainly don't fuck with my Danny. 780 00:49:56,294 --> 00:49:58,694 Let's you like this asshole. 781 00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:27,456 What the fuck are you doing? 782 00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:33,229 Stop it! 783 00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:57,820 Where the fuck are you going? 784 00:50:57,822 --> 00:51:01,057 Come back here you motherfucker! 785 00:51:25,116 --> 00:51:27,349 Okay, we know where everyone is except for Mortimer, 786 00:51:27,351 --> 00:51:28,484 she isn't responding. 787 00:51:28,486 --> 00:51:29,785 - Do you think-- - Let's just hope not. 788 00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:31,420 She's smart she should be fine. 789 00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:32,721 Are Puppy and Cholata on the way? 790 00:51:32,723 --> 00:51:35,858 - Yeah. - Thank you for all of your help. 791 00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:38,561 No worries I've got an eye out for them. 792 00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:40,763 Nobody's gonna die at my gig tonight. 793 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:44,200 I love you so much. Be careful. 794 00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:47,369 I got you boo. Now go in and kill that fucker. 795 00:51:47,371 --> 00:51:48,671 Oh, bitch, we will. 796 00:51:50,374 --> 00:51:52,541 Testies, testies, one, two, three. 797 00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:54,660 Am I coming in queer? 798 00:51:54,661 --> 00:51:56,778 Welcome to Brooklyn's Annual Enema Party: Where you 799 00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:58,814 come get douched and dance! 800 00:51:58,816 --> 00:52:02,384 I'm your hostess with the mostess, Isis Vermouth, are you 801 00:52:02,386 --> 00:52:04,753 ready to clean your asses out? 802 00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:06,422 Yeah!!! 803 00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:08,657 Are you ready to fuck each other? 804 00:52:08,659 --> 00:52:10,559 Yeah!!! 805 00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:13,295 Let's do this fuckers. 806 00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:16,198 Your first performer of the night, 807 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,868 his asshole looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise, let's bring 808 00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:21,804 to the stage Bareback Angel! 809 00:52:29,547 --> 00:52:33,149 Oh my God. Hi baby! 810 00:52:33,718 --> 00:52:36,185 Girl you made it, let's get turnt! 811 00:52:36,187 --> 00:52:38,787 No, listen, did you see all of our posts? 812 00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:40,556 Oh, about the unicorn stuff, right? 813 00:52:40,558 --> 00:52:42,658 I think that is hilarious I cannot wait to see that 814 00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:44,260 performance. - No, no this is real! 815 00:52:44,262 --> 00:52:46,529 - Wait, we need to get douched. - Yes! 816 00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:49,832 Honey, my ass is squeaky clean and ready for some D! 817 00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:52,601 Girl, this year's flavors are everything. I'm still gagging. 818 00:52:52,603 --> 00:52:54,837 Literally. Let's get douched again! 819 00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:57,439 Yes please, happy Enema Party motherfuckers! 820 00:52:57,441 --> 00:53:00,609 No, wait! Wait GooGoo! Cunt! 821 00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:05,214 It's ten dollars. It's ten dollars girl. 822 00:53:05,216 --> 00:53:07,516 It's ten dollars girl. 823 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,352 If you're not paying get the fuck, ahh! 824 00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:45,554 Hello? Hello? 825 00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:47,590 Girl there's nobody here let's just go in. 826 00:53:47,592 --> 00:53:50,292 Boop. I'm down to not pay, let's go before the door girl 827 00:53:50,294 --> 00:53:52,394 gets back. 828 00:53:58,936 --> 00:54:02,471 I think I'm gonna go get cleaned out before the performances. 829 00:54:02,473 --> 00:54:03,739 I'll catch you guys in a minute. 830 00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:05,374 Get it girl, have fun! 831 00:54:05,376 --> 00:54:07,093 I don't see them. 832 00:54:07,094 --> 00:54:08,811 - Let's split up. - Said no one ever. 833 00:54:08,813 --> 00:54:11,814 I'm gonna wait for Puppy and Cholata, you guys go looking for 834 00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:12,848 them. 835 00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:14,683 Alright, come on, let's go. 836 00:54:24,028 --> 00:54:27,329 So which one of you guys wants to clean me out and fill me 837 00:54:27,331 --> 00:54:30,299 right back up again. 838 00:54:37,675 --> 00:54:41,910 Fuck! Doesn't anybody wanna make me cum? 839 00:54:43,981 --> 00:54:46,715 I guess I'll just have to do it myself. 840 00:54:59,030 --> 00:55:02,731 Hey sexy. Is that for me? 841 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:08,070 Hey, I only wanna see your face. 842 00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:12,975 Fuck. You like it rough, huh? 843 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:15,878 Alright, give it to me. 844 00:55:16,314 --> 00:55:18,781 Oh fuck yeah. 845 00:55:18,783 --> 00:55:23,752 Oh. Oh yeah. Oh fuck. 846 00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:25,587 Yeah. Oh. 847 00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:27,523 That feels a little funny. 848 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:30,726 What flavor is this? Is this Sriracha? 849 00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:34,396 I love Srira--Oh! Burns, no please! 850 00:55:34,398 --> 00:55:37,833 Please take it out, take it out it hurts please, no! 851 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:40,502 Oh no! 852 00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:42,971 Oh my God! 853 00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:46,108 No! 854 00:55:58,723 --> 00:56:01,757 Shut up queen, it's just an enema! 855 00:56:01,759 --> 00:56:03,525 Fucking bottom. 856 00:56:11,001 --> 00:56:14,403 Sh--Look! They're right there by the bathroom, and they have 857 00:56:14,405 --> 00:56:17,005 blow... Okay. - Let's go! 858 00:56:20,644 --> 00:56:22,222 - Hi hun. - Hi. 859 00:56:22,223 --> 00:56:23,801 We need to talk, you're in danger. 860 00:56:23,802 --> 00:56:25,380 Bitch please, all of this unicorn shit everyone is talking 861 00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:27,450 about? - No, listen. 862 00:56:27,451 --> 00:56:29,518 I don't have time to listen baby, I am here to have a good 863 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,721 time, and if bitches are getting killed, that's on them. 864 00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:35,824 Jess and Lady Havokk are dead and I don't know where Ben and 865 00:56:35,826 --> 00:56:36,959 Gayson and Lil Tim are. 866 00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:38,627 Wait, dead? 867 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:42,431 Well, I never like Lady Tragic anyway. 868 00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:45,467 Have fun not getting killed baby, see you on the flip side. 869 00:56:45,469 --> 00:56:49,438 Fuck you! Oh my God. 870 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,173 What are we gonna do? There's so many people here! 871 00:56:51,175 --> 00:56:53,008 - Where's everybody else? - They're looking for Ben and 872 00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:55,411 Lil Tim. Have you heard back from anybody else? 873 00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:58,147 No, not even Mortimer. 874 00:57:00,117 --> 00:57:03,685 What? What did the girl at the door say? 875 00:57:03,687 --> 00:57:05,120 - What girl? - Yeah what girl? 876 00:57:05,122 --> 00:57:06,555 There was no one at the door, 877 00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:07,989 I assumed she was sucking dick somewhere. 878 00:57:08,459 --> 00:57:10,926 God, no. He's here! 879 00:57:12,463 --> 00:57:14,496 - Chola darling! How are you? - Hey baby, sorry I can't talk 880 00:57:14,498 --> 00:57:16,665 to you right now. - Wait, wait, wait. Do you have 881 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:18,000 any? - Listen, I said stop! 882 00:57:18,002 --> 00:57:20,436 I'm sober, I don't do that shit anymore. 883 00:57:20,704 --> 00:57:24,006 Hello Anusburg! 884 00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:27,576 Are you ready for more shows? 885 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:30,846 Our next performer has a private show at the Port Authority 886 00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:33,682 men's restroom I don't whether to call them a he, she 887 00:57:33,684 --> 00:57:36,051 or an it, so let's just call them shit, let's bring to the 888 00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,587 stage Viva Section! 889 00:58:01,745 --> 00:58:03,111 Oh my God. 890 00:58:07,485 --> 00:58:08,917 No! 891 00:58:09,086 --> 00:58:13,088 Who are you? You're ruining my performance. 892 00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:16,191 Get off my stage! 893 00:58:17,094 --> 00:58:19,161 He said he was performing for me. 894 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:22,197 Fuck, everyone is dying because of me. 895 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:23,732 It's not your fault. 896 00:58:23,734 --> 00:58:25,601 We're gonna get out of here alive, I promise. 897 00:58:27,238 --> 00:58:30,639 Security! Security! Security! 898 00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:02,204 That was good. 899 00:59:03,607 --> 00:59:06,008 Fuck, that was them and I don't think they know yet, 900 00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:08,310 they just went to get douched. - I'll go get them! 901 00:59:08,312 --> 00:59:09,545 No, no, no, no, wait! 902 00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:11,347 Did he just kill Viva? 903 00:59:11,348 --> 00:59:13,148 Coke just went to find Lil Tim and Ben, we gotta go! 904 00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:20,656 You know what I love about you? 905 00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:22,558 What? 906 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,793 Your fist. 907 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:25,994 What about it? 908 00:59:25,996 --> 00:59:28,330 How thick is. 909 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,999 Yeah? Where do you want it? 910 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:32,968 Inside me. 911 00:59:32,970 --> 00:59:35,671 - How much? - All of it. 912 00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:38,941 - All of it? - The entire arm. 913 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:42,177 Fuck yeah. 914 01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:02,297 Oh yeah. 915 01:00:02,299 --> 01:00:06,768 Everyone out! The killer is here. Look at Viva she is dead. 916 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:09,805 It's not safe here. Let's get the fuck outta here! 917 01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:13,208 - Girl, boop. Let's go. Let's get the vodka, the gin. 918 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:15,110 I'm gonna grab this enema. 919 01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:18,714 Get the--oh! Get the--Get the rum, get the rum! Come on! 920 01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:22,184 Go! Go! 921 01:00:33,897 --> 01:00:36,098 Cheap queen! 922 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:49,911 Ooh! Damn that's strong, sober my ass. 923 01:01:04,728 --> 01:01:08,230 What is this shit? 924 01:01:11,101 --> 01:01:14,169 What is this laced with? 925 01:01:42,766 --> 01:01:44,166 Fuck. 926 01:01:44,168 --> 01:01:47,235 Yeah, I can feel you in my throat. 927 01:01:53,777 --> 01:01:55,977 You like that? 928 01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:59,314 You want in? 929 01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:09,357 Oh yeah, choke me buddy. 930 01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:25,474 Oh God! 931 01:03:13,056 --> 01:03:14,556 Ben!? 932 01:03:22,065 --> 01:03:24,299 Little Tim come on. 933 01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:29,304 Guys, come on we gotta go. 934 01:03:33,443 --> 01:03:35,944 Fuck that shit! 935 01:03:42,886 --> 01:03:44,553 Girls can you help me get everyone out of here 936 01:03:44,555 --> 01:03:46,288 safe and sound? 937 01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:48,022 I just can't believe this unicorn shit is real. 938 01:03:48,025 --> 01:03:49,391 Yeah girl are you gonna help me or what? 939 01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:51,059 Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm gonna help! 940 01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:52,160 We gotta get everyone out of here. 941 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:53,895 Fuck I forgot my purse backstage! 942 01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:55,363 Girl really? Can you go grab it later? 943 01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:57,933 - Let's get everyone out. - No, no, no fuck these assholes. 944 01:03:57,935 --> 01:03:59,434 I'm grabbing my bag and then I'm out of here. 945 01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:01,036 - Be careful baby. - Text me if you survive. 946 01:04:01,038 --> 01:04:02,470 Come on let's go. 947 01:04:25,963 --> 01:04:28,363 Fuck! Shit! 948 01:04:32,135 --> 01:04:34,102 Shit. 949 01:04:37,140 --> 01:04:41,443 Phone, keys, wallet, adderall, knife, coke... 950 01:04:41,979 --> 01:04:43,411 - Shit. - Coke! Oh my God you scared the 951 01:04:43,413 --> 01:04:44,579 shit out of me. - He's after me. 952 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:45,614 What? Who? 953 01:04:45,616 --> 01:04:47,082 He's--He's after me. 954 01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:48,383 Why the fuck would you bring him here? 955 01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:50,952 I don't fucking know! 956 01:04:50,954 --> 01:04:52,387 We gotta run. 957 01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:55,924 - Take her! - Okay that's kind of rude. 958 01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:57,959 Well I didn't ask you to fucking bring him here. Fuck you! 959 01:04:57,961 --> 01:05:00,011 Please we're basically the same! 960 01:05:00,012 --> 01:05:02,062 I'm a horse, you're a Unicorn, we're basically cousins. 961 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:03,164 Take this trash instead! 962 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:04,432 Oh shit. 963 01:05:11,108 --> 01:05:12,607 Oh, shit. Hey. 964 01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:14,509 He--he has horse! 965 01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:19,314 What? Oh my God go! Get out of here! 966 01:05:19,316 --> 01:05:22,484 Coke hurry the fuck up, come on! Come on get out! 967 01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:24,286 Oh, God damn it. 968 01:05:24,288 --> 01:05:25,320 The door! The door! 969 01:05:25,322 --> 01:05:27,022 - Oh no! - The door closed. 970 01:05:27,024 --> 01:05:29,991 Hey! Hey! Help! Hello? Fuck. 971 01:05:31,328 --> 01:05:32,994 Oh shit. 972 01:05:56,219 --> 01:05:59,254 Oh shit. No! Oh my God please! 973 01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:02,657 Please stop. No. What is that? No please. 974 01:06:02,659 --> 01:06:04,693 Please just let me live. Please. 975 01:06:04,695 --> 01:06:08,964 Oh my God no! No! No! No! Oh my God! 976 01:06:08,966 --> 01:06:11,232 Help! 977 01:06:11,234 --> 01:06:15,603 Anyone! Help me please! Anybody! 978 01:06:15,605 --> 01:06:18,573 Let me out! Help me! Help me. 979 01:06:18,575 --> 01:06:19,574 Let's hide guys. 980 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:21,109 Come on behind the bar. 981 01:06:21,111 --> 01:06:22,610 Behind the mirror. 982 01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:29,617 Call uh--call the promoter. 983 01:06:29,619 --> 01:06:31,419 - Yeah I'm trying. - Yeah what's his name again? 984 01:06:31,421 --> 01:06:33,655 - Andrei? - I thought it was Arturo. 985 01:06:33,657 --> 01:06:34,990 - Hey, girls. - Mark? 986 01:06:34,992 --> 01:06:36,642 - Hey Merrie. - Hey Merrie. 987 01:06:36,643 --> 01:06:38,293 Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Door. Door, door, door! 988 01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:40,362 Shit, no Merrie! 989 01:06:43,567 --> 01:06:45,700 What's up bitches? Merrie Cherry in the house. 990 01:06:45,702 --> 01:06:47,402 Let's do this! 991 01:06:49,272 --> 01:06:50,772 Not my friend! 992 01:06:50,774 --> 01:06:54,209 No! 993 01:06:55,278 --> 01:06:57,045 Oooh. 994 01:06:57,047 --> 01:06:59,647 This is some crazy white people shit. I'm out! 995 01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:01,683 Unicorns are supposed to be nice. 996 01:07:02,386 --> 01:07:06,488 It's crazy in there! Thanks for letting a bitch know y'all. 997 01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:08,156 - No! - Duh! 998 01:07:09,593 --> 01:07:11,359 You guys go. 999 01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:14,629 It's me you want Killer Unicorn, come and get me! 1000 01:07:14,631 --> 01:07:16,598 No! 1001 01:07:19,069 --> 01:07:22,103 Puppy we gotta get out of here! Pup! Pup! 1002 01:08:55,365 --> 01:08:57,899 Uh! Oh my. Uh. Uh. Uh. 1003 01:09:03,373 --> 01:09:04,772 Uh. Oh my. 1004 01:09:07,410 --> 01:09:09,410 Oh my-- 1005 01:09:15,418 --> 01:09:16,885 Fuck you! 1006 01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:22,423 Show me your face, or say something. 1007 01:09:22,425 --> 01:09:25,160 Show me your fucking face! 1008 01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:30,465 If I'm what you wanted why did you kill them all? 1009 01:09:31,434 --> 01:09:33,434 I am what you wanted, aren't I? 1010 01:09:35,472 --> 01:09:37,372 What they did to you... 1011 01:09:37,374 --> 01:09:38,907 you deserved it. 1012 01:09:38,909 --> 01:09:41,376 Because those bitches have my back. 1013 01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:45,580 and I've got theirs, and so does every other faggot. 1014 01:09:46,216 --> 01:09:48,716 So keep coming for us! 1015 01:10:29,259 --> 01:10:31,659 Oh, hey girls, let's go over here and see. 1016 01:10:31,661 --> 01:10:35,296 Oh there's Danny. Hey Danny! 1017 01:10:36,466 --> 01:10:38,533 Danny watch out! 1018 01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:43,438 NO! 1019 01:10:54,985 --> 01:10:59,487 Yeah! 1020 01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:06,728 Jamie Lee Curtis made that look so much easier. 1021 01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:08,963 Who has a cigarette and a bump? 1022 01:11:08,965 --> 01:11:10,898 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1023 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:12,800 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1024 01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:14,836 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1025 01:11:14,838 --> 01:11:16,738 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1026 01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:18,673 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1027 01:11:18,675 --> 01:11:20,708 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1028 01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:22,610 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1029 01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:24,545 ♪ ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE, I--I--I--I-- ♪ 1030 01:11:24,547 --> 01:11:26,514 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1031 01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:28,483 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1032 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:30,418 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1033 01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:32,387 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1034 01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:34,355 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1035 01:11:34,357 --> 01:11:36,324 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1036 01:11:36,326 --> 01:11:38,326 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT, POP THAT ♪ 1037 01:11:38,328 --> 01:11:40,428 ♪ SHUT YOU OUT, YOU A BIG HOT MESS, GIRL ♪ 1038 01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:42,597 ♪ NO I'M NOT ♪ 1039 01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:44,565 ♪ NO I'M NOT ♪ 1040 01:11:44,567 --> 01:11:47,568 ♪ NO IM NOT. PRRRR. ♪ 1041 01:11:47,570 --> 01:11:50,705 ♪ YOU CAN'T GET LIKE ME ♪ 1042 01:11:59,582 --> 01:12:01,649 ♪ GIRL ♪ 1043 01:12:03,386 --> 01:12:05,586 ♪ YOU CAN'T GET LIKE ME ♪ 1044 01:12:19,469 --> 01:12:21,336 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1045 01:12:21,338 --> 01:12:23,004 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1046 01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:25,039 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1047 01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:26,974 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1048 01:12:26,976 --> 01:12:28,876 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1049 01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:30,845 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1050 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:32,814 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1051 01:12:32,816 --> 01:12:34,982 ♪ ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE, I--I--I-- ♪ 1052 01:12:34,984 --> 01:12:36,784 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1053 01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:38,653 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1054 01:12:38,655 --> 01:12:40,621 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1055 01:12:40,623 --> 01:12:42,590 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1056 01:12:42,592 --> 01:12:44,625 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1057 01:12:44,627 --> 01:12:46,627 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1058 01:12:46,629 --> 01:12:48,463 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT, POP THAT ♪ 1059 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:50,665 ♪ SHUT YOU OUT YOU A BIG HOT MESS GIRL ♪ 1060 01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:52,900 ♪ NO I'M NOT ♪ 1061 01:12:52,902 --> 01:12:54,602 ♪ NO I'M NOT ♪ 1062 01:12:54,604 --> 01:12:56,371 ♪ NO, IM NOT ♪ 1063 01:12:56,373 --> 01:12:57,672 ♪ PRRRR ♪ 1064 01:12:57,674 --> 01:12:59,907 ♪ YOU CAN'T GET LIKE ME ♪ 1065 01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:03,778 ♪ GIRL ♪ 1066 01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:12,653 ♪ GIRL ♪ 1067 01:13:13,656 --> 01:13:15,656 ♪ YOU CAN'T GET LIKE ME ♪ 1068 01:13:30,673 --> 01:13:32,707 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1069 01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:34,642 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1070 01:13:34,644 --> 01:13:36,644 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1071 01:13:36,646 --> 01:13:38,613 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1072 01:13:38,615 --> 01:13:40,515 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1073 01:13:40,517 --> 01:13:42,417 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1074 01:13:42,419 --> 01:13:44,519 ♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪ 1075 01:13:44,521 --> 01:13:46,687 ♪ ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE ♪ 1076 01:13:46,689 --> 01:13:49,056 Oh shit! 1077 01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:54,962 I have one question, why didn't anyone call the cops? 1078 01:13:55,165 --> 01:13:59,033 Oh man, its crazy. It's crazy! 1079 01:13:59,702 --> 01:14:02,036 Ive got to get out of here! 1080 01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:04,639 Hello? 1081 01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:05,706 Cut. 78603

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