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This year we're gonna start
with something big.
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First episode, season two,
volleyball.
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Right?
It's a fun sport, lot of action,
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lot of cool gear.
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I got this sweet uni,
sweet knee pads--
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check out these shoes, right?Cool.
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How cool are those?
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Those are sweet.And of course,
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you got the sweet ball
going on.
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I love the blue
and white colors.
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It's like a totally fun sport...Yeah.
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to start things off with.
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Here's, like,
the big idea I got.
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We get Pitbull--
he and I do a volleyball song--
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[singing poorly]
♪ Bump set spike
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♪ Girl you know I love ya [laughing]
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Just kickin' the salsa.
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[vocalizing salsa]
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[laughing]Wouldn't that be awesome?
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It'd be so fun!Yeah.
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That sounds great.Yeah.
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Hey, where is Steve,
by the way?
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We thought he'd be
at the meeting, you know,
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maybe taking his
shirt off again?
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Well, if all you guys wanted
was a hunky TV host
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taking his shirt off, I'll help
you guys out with that.
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Oh, no, no, no, we're okay.It's all right, check it out.
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There we go.
Oh!
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You guys remember I ran
the New York marathon last fall.
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[deep voice]
Ran the 'Thon!
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What do you guys think?
Pretty good, right? Not bad?
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I guess they didn't
want to, uh,
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see a marathon body
up close.
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They're super busy.Sure.
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When you're confronted
with an elite athlete...
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Uh-huh....especially a natural Jewish
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athlete like myself, you see
that up close, it's like...
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You didn't realize how good
a shape these guys were in,
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especially marathon runners.Mm-hmm.
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It's like, lean and mean,
like, Bruce Lee body, you know.
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Yeah.Listen, I'm glad
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you brought up Steve because
I wanted to talk about
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his role in the show
this season.
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Um... Steve's a great guy.
We all love Steve.
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He's the best.He's my "Spurt".
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Mm-hmm.Right?
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But last season,
when he [bleep] my wife...
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[man and woman moaning]
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Oh-ho-ho!
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The actress who plays
your wife.
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Yeah, but for all intents
and purposes, it was my wife.
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Okay, when he did that
and we fired him,
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and he was gone for
pretty much the whole season,
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I thought it was fine.Yeah, you know,
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it's funny you bring
all that up because...
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we actually wanted
to talk about Steve too.
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Great.We actually want more Steve.
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Oh.Steve tested really well
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with both men and women.
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We think seeing
much more of him on camera
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will be great
for the show.
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But, hey, that plays great,
for volleyball.
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You guys could be
a beach volleyball team.
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Yeah, that works.
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Yeah, listen, and--
last season I was the star,
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I got all the attention
and all the press.
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Let's, like... let's spread
the wealth this year.
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Well, we'd also like Steve
to be the host.
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[dramatic thud]
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Take a look.
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What do you think of that?
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"Jon Glaser Loves Gear
With Your Host Steve Cirbus".
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Am I even in this?
Where am I?
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Yeah, yeah,
you're right down here.
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Oh, there I am.
It's kind of small, right?
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Isn't that small?
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Well, if you imagine
on a billboard.
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Yeah, I think something
like this could work, same page.
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I can't believe you're being
so cool about this.
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We actually had
an office poll going
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about what your
reaction would be,
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and a lot of people just
lost a lot of money.
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[chuckling]
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Can't wait to see what Steve
and his new Spurt come up with.
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[chuckles]Yeah, why don't I call Steve
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and give him the news?Yeah.
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I think it'd be fun,
we can have a fun moment,
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celebrate and then, uh,
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I'll follow up
with you, all right?
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Sounds good to me.Sounds good.
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Let's kick things off here.
Season two.
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Gear!
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[chuckling]Yeah.
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Pretty good.
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Maybe you should
host the show.
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[both laughing]
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Can't wait to meet Pitbull!
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♪
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Gear!
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It makes perfect sense to me
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that they want Steve
on camera more.
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I mean,
he's a much more confident,
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qualified host, you know?
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But you could be, like,
the goofy sidekick who's like,
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"I love that gear!"
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And he's always pointing
at the camera, right?
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Like the silly clown.
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And you'd be home more
with the kids, too, so...
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Yeah, could we just
talk about this inside?
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It's really cold out.
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No, we already
talked about this.
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I still don't want the guys
to come in here and film, okay?
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Oh, hey, Smokey,
how you doing?
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Hey, nice to see you.Yeah, you too.
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Okay, so I'll see you later.
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♪
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[Jon]
So, we got a little good news
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and bad news to start
things off season two.
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Okay.
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The good news is
we are doing a lot
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of super cool episodes
this season,
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starting it off with...
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volleyball!Volleyball!
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Sweet! I love volleyball!
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Yeah, dude, we are
gonna be nadz deep
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in a lot of sweet gear
this season!
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[deep voice]
Nadz deep.
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[chuckling]
Yeah...
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What's the bad news?The bad news is,
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the network wants to fire you.[dramatic rumbling]
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What?Yes, but...
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here's the deal.
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You didn't test well
last season, apparently,
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and they didn't think I needed
a sidekick this year.
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And I thought that was
total bullshit.
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I fought like hell for you, so
it's not a lost cause just yet.
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You'll have to do this solo
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outdoor winter survival
challenge, uh, no crew,
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no tent, no gear,
uh, no food.
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Just you and your
outdoor know-how.
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If you do that,
you stay on.
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Now, just out of curiosity,
what would be
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the hardest challenge
you could do
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where there's a real
possibility, however remote,
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that you might not
make it out alive?
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I... guess it would be
going in with no tools.
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I mean, I would have to
flintknap stone tools
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in order to make
a primitive fire kit.
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But by the time I collected
all my materials,
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I'd probably
have hypothermia,
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so then it'd be a race
against the clock,
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just to get a coal.
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Once I had a coal,
I could make my big fire...
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Yeah, but even then,
you know, I mean...
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by, by that time
I'd probably have frostbite
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in my outer extremities,
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that I'd lose
the ability to function.
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I couldn't even get a coal.
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I mean, I'm game to try it,
but I think it's impossible.
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That's crazy, 'cause,
uh, that's like...
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pretty much the exact scenario
that the network described
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when they said, "Here's what
we want Steve to do."
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And I was like--
I did that same face,
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I was like, [bleep] you, dude!
No [bleep] way!
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He gets-- he gets a tool!
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And they were, like, you got it,
'cause you know what,
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when the star of the show talks,
the network listens,
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you're getting a tool, dude,
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and I would say
that's like,
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in this whole
volleyball scenario,
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I'd call that
a bump set spike.
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Spike!
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Oh, yeah!
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That's how you kick off
season two!
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It's basically what happened.
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The network, they wanted
to fire Steve and I said no.
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I really fought for him
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because that's what
best friends do for each other.
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Good for you, dad.
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But personally,
I don't think you need Steve.
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It's called "Jon Glaser
Loves Gear,"
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starring the comedy
genius himself.
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Thank you, son.The show isn't called
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"Macho Muscly Meathead
Is Good At Stuff".
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[echoing]
Macho Muscly Meathead...
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Uh... you ready, Spurt?
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Yeah.
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Hey, listen, if you don't
hear from me in a week,
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you come in and get me,
all right?
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Oh, yeah, of course,
for sure.
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Um, hey, what did, uh,
what you choose for your tool
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that I so graciously
fought for you to have?
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My dad's old huntin' knife.
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I've had it with me for every
survival camp I've ever done.
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Let's hope it serves me
well now.
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Yeah, rad.
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Hey, uh, what's with
the drone?
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Oh, I thought this'd be
a good idea for the show,
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to at least document
the attempt.
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Oh, yeah, cool idea.
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You know, I was actually
gonna surprise you with this
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when the season started.
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It's one of those drones that
you can program to follow you.
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I thought it'd be funny,
you know,
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kind of like my own
sidekick, like Gear-i?
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Yeah, hey, Gear-i,
check it out.
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Hi. Hello, I'm Drone-i Maloney.
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[romantic music playing]
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I'll be shadowing Steve
and capturing footage
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of his survival challenge.
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[beep]
Whoops! I-I didn't mean to--
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that music was-- your eyes
are just-- I mean-- sorry, hi.
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[chuckling]
You're cute.
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Ah, well, good to meet you,
Drone-i, this is Gear-i.
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Can't wait for Steve to come
out of this thing alive
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and check out
all your cool shots.
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[heavy rock music]
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Well, good luck, friend.
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I really wanted to thank you,
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again, really, from
the bottom of my heart,
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for going to the network
and fighting for me,
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letting them know how bad
you want me on the show,
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you know, thank you
for doing that, man,
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I really appreciate it.
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So, thank you.
My family thanks you.
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[whirring]Yeah.
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See ya.
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Let's go, Drone-i. See ya around, Gear-i.
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I hate to see you go,
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but I love to
watch you fly away.
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Cool gear![Steve whistles]
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Jon, can you describe to me
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what the human orgasm
feels like?
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Yeah, maybe another
time, Gear-i.
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[dramatic music]
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[wind blowing]
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All right, Gear-i.
I gotta prove to the network
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that I am as worthy of
hosting the show as Steve.
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What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
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Do you think Drone-i would have dinner with me sometime?
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Focus please, Gear-i.
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Uh...
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Gear-i, pull up a photo
of Steve, please.
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Shirt on, please.
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That's a good one.
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Hmm...
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How can I...
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become Steve?
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00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:26,177
Shirtless shot again,
Gear-i.
250
00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:28,697
Back to bald head.
251
00:10:28,731 --> 00:10:32,010
[snaps fingers]
I got it.
252
00:10:32,045 --> 00:10:35,462
Step one-- get a tough-looking
buzz cut just like Steve's,
253
00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:37,982
so I headed to Brooklyn Master
Barbershop to get a sweet,
254
00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:40,570
new doo, and check out
some sweet grooming gear.
255
00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:42,055
I brought my fake son with me
256
00:10:42,089 --> 00:10:44,195
since he's the ultimate
sycophant to make me feel good
257
00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:46,715
about myself, and also a paid
actor who has no choice
258
00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:49,407
but to go where he's told
and say his lines.
259
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,857
Yeah, this thing's cool.
260
00:10:50,891 --> 00:10:52,582
I just love those foils
on there.
261
00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:53,791
Do you turn it on right here?Yes.
262
00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:56,656
[buzzing]Mm-hmm.
263
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:57,795
That's a sweet sound.Yeah.
264
00:10:57,829 --> 00:11:01,799
[imitating buzzing]
265
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,214
And what's
the little clipper?
266
00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:05,595
[imitates lower buzzing]
267
00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:08,840
[imitates lower buzzing]
268
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,048
Oh, a three part harmony.
269
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,430
[all buzzing in harmony]
270
00:11:13,776 --> 00:11:16,020
What would you like?So here's, here's what
271
00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:17,090
I'm going for.
272
00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:18,747
I have an old
sidekick on the show--
273
00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:20,024
he's not in
the show anymore
274
00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:22,198
but I want to kind of
emulate his look.
275
00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:23,579
That's him.Whoo.
276
00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:26,409
I need to look pretty tough.All right, we can do that.
277
00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:28,826
Ready to do it?Yeah, let's buzz that fuzz!
278
00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,172
Let's buzz that fuzz![loud smack]
279
00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:33,727
[all]
Buzz that fuzz!
280
00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:35,729
Brush this first, right?
281
00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:38,594
There you go.
And then, voila!
282
00:11:38,628 --> 00:11:40,389
Stop!
I don't wanna do this.
283
00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:42,253
No, I'm gonna stop.
284
00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:44,911
Yeah, I think I'm gonna do--
do a different look altogether.
285
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:48,431
♪
286
00:11:48,466 --> 00:11:50,882
I realized that
instead of just copying Steve,
287
00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:53,747
I should create my own
unique, macho look.
288
00:11:53,782 --> 00:11:55,611
So you could look now.
289
00:11:55,645 --> 00:11:57,268
Oh, yeah!
290
00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:59,442
Lookin' pretty bad.
What do you think, son?
291
00:11:59,477 --> 00:12:02,445
You look awesome!You're [bleep] right, I do.
292
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,793
T-A-F!
293
00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:07,727
Tough As [bleep].
294
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,970
Next up, get some
boss tats like Steve.
295
00:12:10,005 --> 00:12:12,317
I'm kind of looking to
toughen up my image.
296
00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:14,112
Okay, what kind of thing
are you thinking of getting?
297
00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,252
Well, I want to give
this image of, like,
298
00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:19,497
this guy's tough,
this guy's cool.
299
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,776
So, I figured I would do
a combo of, like, gear stuff,
300
00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:24,882
personal stuff, like,
I love guac
301
00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:25,952
and I'd love to have that
302
00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:27,885
represented on
my body somewhere.
303
00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:30,508
Ho-ho-ho, yeah!
304
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,682
That is sweet!
305
00:12:32,717 --> 00:12:34,961
Ooh, I like the little
bits of guac seasoning.
306
00:12:34,995 --> 00:12:36,583
Guac and roll!
307
00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:37,826
I want to get my family.
308
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,655
The hot wife is
the fake family,
309
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:42,106
and the regular looking wife
is the real family.
310
00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:44,142
We do this thing on my show
with a megaphone where I yell,
311
00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:46,248
Gear...
Gotta do that one.
312
00:12:46,282 --> 00:12:47,801
Like, a hoverboard I thought
could look kick-ass.
313
00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,492
Like, a grappling hook,
like, some barbed wire,
314
00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:50,700
like some of the classics?
315
00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:52,841
I got this really
sweet hat that I had made.
316
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,532
Could you do maybe like,
"mmm, right"?
317
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,809
Like, in here somewhere?
318
00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:57,500
Yeah, yeah, there you go.Yeah, nice.
319
00:12:57,535 --> 00:12:59,330
I'm so psyched! Let's get
these on my body, man!
320
00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:01,263
Let's get tatted up!
Whoo!
321
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:04,507
[loud rock music]
322
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:07,994
[buzzing]
323
00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:10,341
T-A-F!
324
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,308
Yeah, dad, let's get
some ink on those guns!
325
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,655
Whoo! Let's do this, Joe!
326
00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:15,691
Here we go.Whoo!
327
00:13:15,725 --> 00:13:16,830
[buzzing]No, stop, stop!
328
00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:18,383
I don't want to do it.What?
329
00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:22,284
I don't want to do it.
Charlie, let's go. Let's go.
330
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:24,838
I decided it would be better
to give myself more options
331
00:13:24,873 --> 00:13:27,876
long-term if I didn't go
permanent on the tats.
332
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:31,638
Oh, way, way better
than the real thing.
333
00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:34,641
First of all, they're like,
completely realistic looking.
334
00:13:34,675 --> 00:13:36,367
Who's that?That's me.
335
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:37,368
Look at the camera.
336
00:13:39,094 --> 00:13:43,063
Now that I look tough as hell,
it's time to act tough as hell.
337
00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:44,651
This is Steve's gym
for CrossFit,
338
00:13:44,685 --> 00:13:47,481
which means it's my gym
for CrossFit.
339
00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:49,414
Steve Cirbus, is that
a familiar name at all?
340
00:13:49,449 --> 00:13:52,141
Yeah, actually, he's, uh, he's
a good friend of mine, um...
341
00:13:52,176 --> 00:13:53,763
Oh.He coached us back in 2014,
342
00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,731
uh, to the CrossFit Games.
343
00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:57,043
He coached you to
the CrossFit Games.
344
00:13:57,077 --> 00:13:58,734
Coached us, six athletes.
345
00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:01,564
Would you say Steve
is an impressive specimen?
346
00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:03,325
[lion roaring]
347
00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:05,085
He's a bad-ass athlete.Yeah, so...
348
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,673
Yeah....I want to, like,
349
00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:08,571
prove to the network
that I'm just as macho.
350
00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:09,849
Okay.And I want to try to do
351
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,264
all the things he does
352
00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:14,025
and either match it
or do a little bit better.
353
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:15,855
Maybe I'm not there yet,
but I know I can get there,
354
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,443
but I got, like,
a week or two to do it.
355
00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:19,582
Okay.
356
00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:21,895
[loud rock music]
357
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:24,518
Stay loose with the grip,
drive with the hips.
358
00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:26,935
You're doing good dad!Thanks, son.
359
00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:29,109
What is this weight here?That's about 18 pounds.
360
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:30,455
This is 18?
361
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:33,424
What does Steve do?Um, he normally uses the red,
362
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,529
which is about 72 pounds.
363
00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,083
[lion roaring]
364
00:14:37,117 --> 00:14:38,912
Yeah, keep those elbows in.
365
00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:40,603
[fake son chanting]
Better than Steve!
366
00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,260
Better than Steve!...a little more speed.
367
00:14:42,295 --> 00:14:43,779
That felt good, right?[loud smack]
368
00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:45,194
[lion roaring]
369
00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:47,817
Continue with those waves.
370
00:14:47,852 --> 00:14:49,578
Try to stay balanced.
371
00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:51,235
Yeah, I'm done!
372
00:14:51,269 --> 00:14:53,478
How long can Steve do that?
For, like,
373
00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:54,963
about 30 seconds?
374
00:14:54,997 --> 00:14:57,551
He can hold a two-minute.[lion roaring]
375
00:14:57,586 --> 00:15:00,278
I want to show
the network...
376
00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:01,935
what a bad boy
they got here.
377
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,454
Sure, what would you be taking?Can I put one of those chains
378
00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:04,524
around my neck?
379
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,289
Yeah!You did great, dad!
380
00:15:13,119 --> 00:15:15,259
[loud clanging]
381
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:17,847
Hey, Gear-i,
check this out.
382
00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:22,611
This is how tough guys
eat an apple.
383
00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:24,095
Like that.
384
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:29,169
A gear a day keeps
the doctor away.
385
00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:30,964
Good one, Gear-i.
386
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:33,277
Let's check in on Steve's feed,
see how he's doing.
387
00:15:35,658 --> 00:15:39,869
Boy, he sure looks cold,
doesn't he?
388
00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:42,700
I just hope Drone-i's okay.
389
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,736
[static]
390
00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:49,983
My God, his feed is dead.
391
00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:52,779
Drone-i!
Oh, no!
392
00:15:52,813 --> 00:15:54,505
We didn't even get
to know each other.
393
00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:56,369
[static]
394
00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:02,340
When I broke
the good news to Steve
395
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:05,688
that you guys wanted him
to host the show,
396
00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:08,864
he was really excited,
but he got really nervous,
397
00:16:08,898 --> 00:16:12,799
and he told me that
to prove to the network
398
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:16,527
that he was worthy of
hosting the show,
399
00:16:16,561 --> 00:16:19,047
he was gonna do this--
400
00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:22,050
basically he said an
impossible survival challenge.
401
00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:24,224
So, I was just watching
the footage of Steve
402
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:26,226
on my laptop and, you know,
he's out in the woods,
403
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:28,988
he looks so cold and just weak,
and then it's just like--
404
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:29,919
[snaps fingers]
--just like that,
405
00:16:29,954 --> 00:16:31,714
Drone-i's feed went dead.
406
00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:34,890
And we sent out a search
and rescue team...
407
00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:37,893
Nothing, not a trace of Steve.
We didn't find Drone-i.
408
00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:40,551
I mean, he's just gone.
409
00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,725
For all we know, like,
he succumb to frostbite
410
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,175
and fell in a river
and then, like,
411
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,350
a moose ate him or something,
I don't know.
412
00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:48,662
Do moose eat people?
413
00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:53,391
Anyway, regardless,
this feels like it's all on you.
414
00:16:53,426 --> 00:16:54,530
[sighs]
Yeah.
415
00:16:54,565 --> 00:16:57,568
Hey, what 's, uh...
happening up top?
416
00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:59,501
Oh, yeah, I got, like,
a little tough guy trim,
417
00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:01,227
and I'm, you know,
418
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:03,746
doing a little test drive
on some tats,
419
00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:06,404
getting a little try out,
see how that feels.
420
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:09,166
Anyway, you know,
good news, bad news.
421
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,720
Steve is gone but,
uh, Jonnie G
422
00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:15,241
is lookin' buff, tough,
and ready for stuff!
423
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:17,001
Right?
Let's do this!
424
00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:25,423
[loud heavy funk music]
425
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:28,219
♪ A hot spark
you could not strike ♪
426
00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,808
♪ On that cold
and wintry height ♪
427
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:35,640
♪ So it's bump set spike
on your life ♪
428
00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:38,471
[vuvuzelas blaring]
429
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,617
[on PA]
A heartfelt thank you
430
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:49,102
to Pitbull tribute
performer, Rottweiler,
431
00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,966
for that beautiful song.
432
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,658
Now, I believe Jon has a few
words he would like to say.
433
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:02,460
[clears throat]
434
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:06,119
Uh, thank you, Daniel,
and Rottweiler,
435
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:07,465
let me just echo that--
436
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,503
just a beautiful,
touching tribute to Steve.
437
00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:13,989
[Barcelonan accent]
Grathias, mi amigo, baldito.
438
00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:18,511
Speaking ofamigo balditos,
439
00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:21,514
what can I say
about Steve?
440
00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:25,690
He was my friend,
441
00:18:25,725 --> 00:18:29,142
my brother, my Spurt.
442
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:31,420
And while we all
may be very sad today,
443
00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:35,148
we can at least take solace
in the fact that Steve died
444
00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:38,669
doing what he does best--
445
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:41,948
being macho as [bleep].
446
00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:47,505
I begged Steve not to go
mano y mano with Mother Natch.
447
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,715
But God works
in mysterious ways.
448
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,477
Who knows why he made
Steve so manly
449
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:57,550
as to make the network want him to be a bigger part of my show,
450
00:18:57,584 --> 00:19:02,382
inspiring Steve to want
to really prove his worth
451
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:05,868
and take on that impossible
survival challenge?
452
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:10,459
I think Steve would've
wanted all of us to move on
453
00:19:10,494 --> 00:19:15,706
from this clearly
preventable tragedy,
454
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:20,883
and I know he would've wanted me to hire a new sidekick ASAP.
455
00:19:20,918 --> 00:19:24,542
And even though there
will never be another Spurt,
456
00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:30,203
I'm gonna do my best to fill
those size ten Thorogoods.
457
00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:33,206
And now several members of
Steve's CrossFit gym
458
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:36,209
would like to come up here
and honor Steve
459
00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:40,593
with a 21-flex salute.
460
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:45,218
[horn playing "Taps"]
461
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:50,741
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,
Wyatt, you need to stay strong.
462
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:53,985
Guys, I'm gonna sit with
the Cirbuses for a second, okay?
463
00:19:57,886 --> 00:20:00,060
Members ready!
464
00:20:00,095 --> 00:20:01,338
Aim!
465
00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:03,581
Flex!
[gunshot]
466
00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:06,584
Ready!
Aim!
467
00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:09,415
Flex!
[gunshot]
468
00:20:09,449 --> 00:20:13,798
Ready! Aim!
Flex! [gunshot]
469
00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:18,251
I sure am going
to miss Drone-i.
470
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:20,771
This may sound crazy,
but I think I loved her.
471
00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:22,773
Well, that's very
gallant of you, Gear-i.
472
00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:26,121
You always tell me how you're
feeling, and I appreciate that.
473
00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:28,365
So, what are you going
to do for a new sidekick?
474
00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:29,952
I don't know, you know,
475
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:32,127
I gotta find someone
who's the anti-Steve,
476
00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:36,476
someone un-macho,
unintimidating,
477
00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:38,444
kind of un-everything,
you know?
478
00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:41,274
Next week we're gonna dip
our lanyards in chocolate
479
00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:43,414
and make scented candles!
480
00:20:43,449 --> 00:20:46,797
Okay, guys, let's get up
and do the good-bye dance, okay?
481
00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:48,143
All right, on my count.
482
00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:52,630
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, and wave!
483
00:20:52,665 --> 00:20:55,737
Uh, I think I might've found
him, Gear-i. Hold tight.
484
00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:57,325
Bye, guys,
have a good weekend.
485
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,119
Your parents are here, you can
meet them outside, okay?
486
00:20:59,154 --> 00:21:00,811
How's it going?Hey, dad.
487
00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:02,019
How's it going?
How was camp?
488
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,296
Pretty good, thanks.You have fun?
489
00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:04,918
Yeah, Bowen taught us a lot.Oh, sweet, hey,
490
00:21:04,953 --> 00:21:06,126
would you go wait
for me in the hall?
491
00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:07,507
I'm gonna talk to Bowen
really quick.
492
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:10,303
Okay.Yeah, I'll catch up in a sec.
493
00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:13,099
What's up, everybody?
How's it going?
494
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:14,790
[sarcastically]
Oh, yay, more cameras.
495
00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:17,103
I know, I'm sorry, uh...
496
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:20,658
life of a TV star-- gotta take
these guys everywhere I go.
497
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:21,832
Hey, what's up, guys?
498
00:21:21,866 --> 00:21:23,212
You remember me?
I'm Nate's dad.
499
00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:24,490
I look different, right?
I got a haircut,
500
00:21:24,524 --> 00:21:27,286
got some tattoos.
Look pretty tough, right?
501
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,598
Who thought I was
a movie star over there?
502
00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:31,290
Yeah, it's probably
kind of far away.
503
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,671
Hey, um... can I talk to you
for a second?
504
00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:35,777
Can it be on camera also,
is that okay?
505
00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:37,192
Okay.Just really quick.
506
00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:38,469
I'm so sorry.
507
00:21:38,504 --> 00:21:39,815
Be right back,
you guys, just let me, uh--
508
00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:41,334
borrowing your counselor.
509
00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:42,680
Not gonna hurt him,
don't worry.
510
00:21:42,715 --> 00:21:43,888
[Bowen]
He's joking.
511
00:21:43,923 --> 00:21:45,856
So, sorry about
the cameras,
512
00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:49,687
you know, we're shooting another
season of my gear show, and um,
513
00:21:49,722 --> 00:21:52,518
my sidekick from last season,
he just died in the woods,
514
00:21:52,552 --> 00:21:55,383
so I need a new one, and I--
I just think you're so great
515
00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:56,522
with the kids, you know,
516
00:21:56,556 --> 00:21:58,317
I love the way
you connect with them,
517
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,733
and you're really sensitive
and tuned in to their feelings.
518
00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:02,390
And I kind of feel like,
you know,
519
00:22:02,424 --> 00:22:04,737
maybe you could even
help me in that way.
520
00:22:04,771 --> 00:22:06,670
And you're a great dancer,
and we could do, like,
521
00:22:06,704 --> 00:22:08,637
a dance episode and,
you know,
522
00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:11,191
you could show the kids
how sometimes it's good to get
523
00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:13,366
outside your
comfort zone, right?
524
00:22:13,401 --> 00:22:15,817
[sighs]
Yeah.
525
00:22:15,851 --> 00:22:17,370
Wait-- so you'll do it?
526
00:22:17,405 --> 00:22:19,579
Sure, I'll give it a try.Oh, yeah!
527
00:22:19,614 --> 00:22:21,685
You are not gonna
regret this.
528
00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:24,170
Matter of fact,
check these out, man.
529
00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:25,861
How sweet are these?
Check 'em out.
530
00:22:25,896 --> 00:22:27,380
You're a glasses guy,
keep 'em.
531
00:22:27,415 --> 00:22:30,383
They could be your,
like, good-bye song glasses.
532
00:22:30,418 --> 00:22:32,351
Oh, this is something we do
in the show, like,
533
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,353
if I ever do,
like, a funny joke
534
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:35,768
or if there's a weird moment
and we gotta, like,
535
00:22:35,802 --> 00:22:37,390
punch it with something,
536
00:22:37,425 --> 00:22:39,288
we'll bring in the megaphone
and I'll turn into it
537
00:22:39,323 --> 00:22:42,499
and I'll just scream, gear!
And this year the sidekick's
538
00:22:42,533 --> 00:22:43,776
probably gonna do it
a little bit.
539
00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:44,880
You wanna try it?
540
00:22:44,915 --> 00:22:45,916
I'm good, I'm good.Really?
541
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:46,917
Yeah.All right, I'll show you
542
00:22:46,951 --> 00:22:47,918
how it goes,
this is how it goes.
543
00:22:47,952 --> 00:22:49,713
Gear!
544
00:22:49,747 --> 00:22:51,404
[girl screaming]
545
00:22:51,439 --> 00:22:53,544
It's okay, it's okay.
546
00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:55,408
Sorry, sweetie,
I didn't mean to scare you.
547
00:22:55,443 --> 00:22:59,550
Doing a funny thing for my show,
with my new sidekick.
548
00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:02,035
You start tomorrow,
I'll send you the address.
549
00:23:02,070 --> 00:23:03,727
It's gonna be sweet!
550
00:23:03,761 --> 00:23:05,211
Bowen was reluctant at first,
551
00:23:05,245 --> 00:23:07,593
but he really liked the idea
of setting a good example
552
00:23:07,627 --> 00:23:09,802
for the kids about
facing your fears.
553
00:23:09,836 --> 00:23:11,942
So, we got him a shirt
and celebrated
554
00:23:11,976 --> 00:23:14,082
by having him
make me a salad.
555
00:23:18,673 --> 00:23:22,228
I have some big news.
I have settled on a sidekick.
556
00:23:22,262 --> 00:23:24,161
Oh.I thought I could bring him in
and you could meet him,
557
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:27,267
but I think it would be
much cooler if you met him
558
00:23:27,302 --> 00:23:30,339
in the same way that America
is gonna first meet him,
559
00:23:30,374 --> 00:23:33,135
and that is
on their TV screens.
560
00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:34,827
Check it out.
561
00:23:34,861 --> 00:23:37,588
[JGLG theme music]
562
00:23:50,843 --> 00:23:52,776
Gear!
563
00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:55,088
Yeah!
What do you think?
564
00:23:55,123 --> 00:23:56,296
That's sweet.I told the new sidekick
565
00:23:56,331 --> 00:23:58,160
you guys paid big bucks.
566
00:23:58,195 --> 00:24:00,818
Guac and roll!
567
00:24:00,853 --> 00:24:03,303
Gear!
Oh, [bleep] this goddamn thing!
568
00:24:03,338 --> 00:24:06,341
I'm sick of this--
having it on my head!
569
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,480
I'm done!
570
00:24:07,515 --> 00:24:10,656
Sorry, Daniel, just...It's all right.
571
00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:13,382
I just-- you know, I had...
572
00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:15,937
had this thing on my--
what, it's been weeks, right,
573
00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:17,939
since I started,
put this thing on and it just--
574
00:24:17,973 --> 00:24:19,768
I haven't washed my hair and,
575
00:24:19,803 --> 00:24:21,874
and it's really itchy and
it was, like, driving me nuts.
576
00:24:21,908 --> 00:24:23,600
But get pumped for
season two, man,
577
00:24:23,634 --> 00:24:25,291
we're still gonna
guac and roll this.
578
00:24:25,325 --> 00:24:27,845
I'm might take these off too,
but, uh, get pumped,
579
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,157
it's gonna be sweet!
580
00:24:29,191 --> 00:24:31,849
Don't forget,
big bucks for the sidekick!
581
00:24:31,884 --> 00:24:33,057
I'll see ya!
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