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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:17,358 # Down in my heart # I have a joy joy joy joy 2 00:00:17,359 --> 00:00:23,248 # Down in my heart # # Down in my heart to stay # 3 00:00:23,812 --> 00:00:27,709 [All whoop in joy] 4 00:00:28,621 --> 00:00:30,447 Do you feel the spirit? 5 00:00:30,657 --> 00:00:33,553 All: Yeah! Halleluiah! 6 00:00:37,915 --> 00:00:39,853 And in the 39th year of his reign, 7 00:00:39,934 --> 00:00:41,952 Asa was diseased in his feet, 8 00:00:42,056 --> 00:00:44,008 until the disease was exceedingly great. 9 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:45,183 Yet... 10 00:00:45,332 --> 00:00:47,131 he didn't seek help from the Lord, 11 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,656 but from the physicians. 12 00:00:49,589 --> 00:00:53,427 Now, there is nothing wrong with seeing a doctor. 13 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:57,526 But can a doctor heal through the power that Jesus gave his disciples? 14 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:00,372 Men of science can walk through life with blindfolds 15 00:01:00,452 --> 00:01:05,114 never knowing that you or I could not take a single step if we were not uplifted by God. 16 00:01:11,185 --> 00:01:12,399 Agnes, 17 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:16,765 thank you for letting me an instrument of God's love for you. 18 00:01:35,093 --> 00:01:36,370 In faith... 19 00:01:36,491 --> 00:01:37,207 Oh... 20 00:01:37,474 --> 00:01:39,419 all things are possible. 21 00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:44,549 My friends, 22 00:01:44,728 --> 00:01:48,821 I want you to let Agnes feel the wave of faith in this church here today 23 00:01:48,902 --> 00:01:50,619 lifting her into God's hands. 24 00:01:50,684 --> 00:01:52,525 [All cheer] 25 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:57,805 You can do it. Come on, sister. 26 00:01:59,930 --> 00:02:05,129 "Oh Happy Day" 27 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:08,666 Praise Jesus. 28 00:02:08,746 --> 00:02:11,370 # Oh happy day # # (Oh happy day) # 29 00:02:09,119 --> 00:02:10,266 Thank you, God! 30 00:02:11,459 --> 00:02:14,012 Thank you, Lord! Thanks be to God! 31 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:15,808 Thank you, Lo-- 32 00:02:26,907 --> 00:02:28,621 Oof! 33 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:31,319 Oof, oof! 34 00:02:32,484 --> 00:02:33,500 No! 35 00:02:37,552 --> 00:02:38,731 Son! 36 00:02:40,574 --> 00:02:43,899 Dad, I think I need a doctor. 37 00:02:44,079 --> 00:02:45,789 Agh! 38 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:53,336 2X19 - House vs God 39 00:03:15,289 --> 00:03:18,795 Original Airdate (FOX): 25 APR-2006 40 00:03:25,314 --> 00:03:26,791 Did you remember my DVD player? 41 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:30,210 Well, if you wanted it, you shouldn't have left it behind when you moved out. 42 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:33,619 Now I get it. It's a drag watching porn on VHS. 43 00:03:34,567 --> 00:03:36,508 I'll call you as soon as I'm done with it. 44 00:03:36,601 --> 00:03:38,318 That's if you ever get a phone installed. 45 00:03:38,398 --> 00:03:39,683 Oh, forget it. 46 00:03:39,763 --> 00:03:41,010 I'll come by and get it myself. 47 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,110 After work? Thursday? 48 00:03:43,925 --> 00:03:45,105 Won't be home Thursday. 49 00:03:45,278 --> 00:03:48,297 No problem, I still have a key. I can let myself in and out. 50 00:03:48,545 --> 00:03:50,333 I guess maybe I could bring it in tomorrow. 51 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,043 After all, how many times can you hit pause 52 00:03:53,112 --> 00:03:55,893 at the part where Lindsay Lohan wins the spelling bee? 53 00:03:55,993 --> 00:03:57,628 What is it about girls who can spell? 54 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:58,803 It's math contest. 55 00:03:58,804 --> 00:04:00,947 What is it about girls who can count? 56 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,289 It's poker night, isn't it? 57 00:04:02,355 --> 00:04:03,363 [Elevator dings] 58 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,549 You said weeks ago that I could play. 59 00:04:05,639 --> 00:04:07,272 - Stop making excuses. - Gotta go. 60 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,629 Building full of sick people. 61 00:04:08,709 --> 00:04:10,770 If I hurry, maybe I can avoid them. 62 00:04:12,248 --> 00:04:14,649 The abdominal series showed no evidence of obstruction. 63 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:15,663 What'd you have to eat? 64 00:04:16,493 --> 00:04:19,953 Chicken sandwich. We travel. Lots of fast food. 65 00:04:22,467 --> 00:04:24,491 Thank you. I barely felt it. 66 00:04:25,706 --> 00:04:27,367 You're welcome. 67 00:04:27,813 --> 00:04:29,580 God told me you were kind. 68 00:04:31,769 --> 00:04:33,144 You talk to God? 69 00:04:33,389 --> 00:04:36,622 God's presence often descends on Boyd to help him guide others. 70 00:04:36,702 --> 00:04:38,117 This been going on long? 71 00:04:38,188 --> 00:04:39,670 Since he was ten. 72 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:44,275 God told me I would meet a woman healer... 73 00:04:44,355 --> 00:04:48,912 who was harboring vengeful thoughts about a man she works with. 74 00:04:50,902 --> 00:04:52,661 That's God's job. 75 00:04:54,158 --> 00:04:56,379 I'll keep that in mind. 76 00:04:57,626 --> 00:05:00,524 - His urine is dilute. - What does that mean? 77 00:05:00,596 --> 00:05:03,216 It could mean that for some reason his kidneys aren't purifying the way they should, 78 00:05:03,296 --> 00:05:06,263 which would let toxins accumulate in his body. 79 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:08,977 We'll run the blood work and see what it tells us. 80 00:05:09,161 --> 00:05:11,644 Thank you, I appreciate it. 81 00:05:15,654 --> 00:05:17,760 God talks to him? 82 00:05:17,861 --> 00:05:20,409 It's not psychosis, he's just religious. 83 00:05:20,476 --> 00:05:23,586 The only medical issue that showed up on the blood work is low sodium. 84 00:05:23,666 --> 00:05:27,025 No, you talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. 85 00:05:27,138 --> 00:05:31,039 A lot of people experience their religion as something more than symbolic. 86 00:05:31,119 --> 00:05:34,059 - That doesn't mean-- - God ever talk to you when you where in the seminary? 87 00:05:37,305 --> 00:05:37,910 No. 88 00:05:38,145 --> 00:05:40,169 God's loss, our gain. 89 00:05:40,249 --> 00:05:42,314 He's either psychotic or a scam artist. 90 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:45,114 He was actually really impressive. 91 00:05:45,175 --> 00:05:48,110 Well, yeah... with the burning bush and all, it's quite the show. 92 00:05:48,190 --> 00:05:51,193 He was intelligent, polite, dignified. He's not a typical 15-year-old. 93 00:05:51,277 --> 00:05:55,841 And he told Cameron God wants her to stop being pissed at me over the article. 94 00:05:56,021 --> 00:05:58,013 God knows you stole Cameron's article? 95 00:05:58,113 --> 00:06:00,863 He knows she's "harboring vengeful thoughts." 96 00:06:01,339 --> 00:06:02,349 I'm over it. 97 00:06:02,456 --> 00:06:06,102 Yeah, I can tell that from the Berlin Wall of body language between you. 98 00:06:06,186 --> 00:06:08,665 I'm shocked that he picked up on it. Low sodium. 99 00:06:08,723 --> 00:06:10,308 Check for Addison's? 100 00:06:10,532 --> 00:06:13,080 No pigmentation and potassium levels were normal. 101 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,078 Cirrhosis? 102 00:06:14,184 --> 00:06:16,851 Liver feels fine. Transaminases are normal. 103 00:06:17,092 --> 00:06:20,750 [ Sighs] We should monitor his saline intake to correct the low sodium. 104 00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:22,965 No more than one MEQ per liter per hour. 105 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:27,086 And let's push the patient history. See if there's any evidence of drugs or other delusions. 106 00:06:27,175 --> 00:06:28,444 I'll take care of it. 107 00:06:30,612 --> 00:06:32,854 You're gonna talk to a patient? 108 00:06:33,129 --> 00:06:34,843 God talks to him. 109 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:38,083 It'd be arrogant of me to assume that I'm better than God. 110 00:06:44,508 --> 00:06:47,318 So, you're a "faith healer." 111 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:49,263 Or is that a pejorative? 112 00:06:49,347 --> 00:06:53,437 Do you prefer something like "Divine health management"? 113 00:06:54,685 --> 00:06:57,330 I though God might have mentioned that I was coming. 114 00:06:58,507 --> 00:07:00,609 I'm okay with"faith healer", Dr. House. 115 00:07:00,715 --> 00:07:04,187 Oh! That's a nice one. 116 00:07:04,330 --> 00:07:06,140 You didn't even go with... 117 00:07:06,269 --> 00:07:08,547 "I see an H and a medical coat." 118 00:07:08,631 --> 00:07:10,274 The nurses talk about you a lot. 119 00:07:10,341 --> 00:07:13,473 Ah, don't believe them. I keep a sock in my pants. 120 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:16,739 Faith, that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? 121 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:20,770 I never understood how people could be so proud of believing in something with no proof at all. 122 00:07:20,837 --> 00:07:21,898 Like that's an achievement. 123 00:07:22,003 --> 00:07:23,793 God's asking for our trust. 124 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,711 You can't love somebody and not trust them. 125 00:07:25,774 --> 00:07:27,445 Trust has to be earned. 126 00:07:27,907 --> 00:07:30,360 You can't trust someone hiding in a closet. 127 00:07:31,403 --> 00:07:33,764 You don't trust anyone. 128 00:07:35,009 --> 00:07:36,796 You seem lucid. 129 00:07:37,069 --> 00:07:39,014 There's no confusion, no lethargy. 130 00:07:39,075 --> 00:07:40,778 What drugs have you been taking? 131 00:07:40,862 --> 00:07:43,712 Nothing. Uh, some aspirin. I... 132 00:07:43,712 --> 00:07:47,236 get focused on something, I forget to eat-- Next thing you know, I've got a hunger headache. 133 00:07:47,363 --> 00:07:50,091 So aspirin and hospitals are okay. 134 00:07:50,439 --> 00:07:55,247 That's an interesting attitude for someone who's kept any number of people from getting medical help. 135 00:07:55,331 --> 00:08:01,146 Just because I believe in prayer doesn't mean I don't believe in germs and toxins. 136 00:08:03,849 --> 00:08:05,916 That bottle's been opened before. 137 00:08:05,998 --> 00:08:08,255 You refilled it at the water cooler. 138 00:08:09,111 --> 00:08:09,826 Yes. 139 00:08:09,894 --> 00:08:10,991 How often do you do that? 140 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:13,903 A few times an hour. He likes to stay hydrated. 141 00:08:15,398 --> 00:08:17,336 You think germs might have gotten in? 142 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,346 I think water might have gotten in. 143 00:08:26,763 --> 00:08:29,192 We can adjust your pain meds. 144 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:30,726 Again? 145 00:08:31,769 --> 00:08:34,967 Suppose we increase your Oxycodone. 146 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:39,526 We both know the only reason I'm talking lucidly now 147 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:43,220 is because I did not take my full dose this morning. 148 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:48,615 You've done your best. 149 00:08:48,704 --> 00:08:51,256 And I have been a good soldier. 150 00:08:52,878 --> 00:08:55,744 It's time we accept it's over. 151 00:08:57,095 --> 00:09:00,281 What about the trip you were talking about taking? 152 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,904 You've wanted to see Florence since you were a teenager, right? 153 00:09:02,988 --> 00:09:04,897 Yeah, go now. All drugged up. 154 00:09:05,821 --> 00:09:09,183 It's not exactly the trip I've been dreaming of. 155 00:09:11,266 --> 00:09:13,727 Okay, but you're strong. 156 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,741 You're dealing with this. 157 00:09:16,447 --> 00:09:21,748 And there is the right combination of pain meds out there. And we'll find it. 158 00:09:22,052 --> 00:09:23,922 Don't give up on us. 159 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:28,169 And don't be startled by the sound you're about to hear. 160 00:09:28,252 --> 00:09:30,596 [Bangs at a door] Excuse me. 161 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:35,368 I have a friend with boundary issues. 162 00:09:39,582 --> 00:09:42,337 [Crow caws] 163 00:09:42,846 --> 00:09:44,773 Can this wait five minutes? 164 00:09:44,976 --> 00:09:46,734 Is she dying? 165 00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:48,630 Yeah. 166 00:09:49,577 --> 00:09:51,158 Before the end of this consult? 167 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:54,155 They could build monuments to your self-centeredness. 168 00:09:54,239 --> 00:09:59,245 Patient. 15-year-old. Faith healer. Hotline to God. 169 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:02,789 - What are his symptoms? - He is not a saint. 170 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:06,671 He figures out what's going on in people's lives by watching, listening, deducing. 171 00:10:06,755 --> 00:10:08,878 And you're worried about trademark infringement? 172 00:10:08,962 --> 00:10:13,792 Then he passes on advice from God so he can watch them jump. It's a power trip. 173 00:10:13,962 --> 00:10:17,122 Ah, and there the similarities end. Why is he here? 174 00:10:17,206 --> 00:10:19,115 I fear for the human race. 175 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:23,737 A teenager claims to be the voice of God and people with advanced degrees are listening. 176 00:10:23,841 --> 00:10:27,391 The majority of Americans believe in a personal God. What are his symptoms? 177 00:10:27,475 --> 00:10:29,225 Massive cramps, low sodium. 178 00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:33,142 Turns out he's been drinking water non-stop. God told him to purify his body. 179 00:10:33,226 --> 00:10:35,058 Huge water intake would cause low sodium. 180 00:10:35,142 --> 00:10:37,000 Which would cause the cramping. Yeah, I got it. 181 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:39,428 What, that's it? You solved it. 182 00:10:40,493 --> 00:10:43,778 You just brought me out here to rant because faith annoys you? 183 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:46,822 Mm-hmm. He's all better. 184 00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:52,216 You know, I'd get it if people were just looking for a way to fill the holes. 185 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,357 But they want the holes. They wanna live in the holes. 186 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:59,539 And they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. 187 00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:03,912 Climb out of your holes, people! 188 00:11:21,616 --> 00:11:25,720 # Go tell it on the mountain # 189 00:11:25,864 --> 00:11:30,226 # Over the hills and everywhere # 190 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:34,018 # Go tell it on the mountain # 191 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:37,914 # That Jesus Christ is born # 192 00:11:37,972 --> 00:11:41,684 # Go tell it on the mountain # 193 00:11:41,832 --> 00:11:45,703 # Over the hills and everywhere # 194 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,975 # Go tell it on the mountain # 195 00:11:49,059 --> 00:11:52,155 # That Jesus Christ is born # 196 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,208 Boyd, are you all right? 197 00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:55,611 # Go tell it on the mountain # 198 00:11:55,373 --> 00:11:56,619 Boyd. 199 00:11:55,927 --> 00:11:58,835 # Over the hills and... # 200 00:12:04,274 --> 00:12:05,476 Come on. 201 00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:08,719 Let's go. Can you tell meyour name? 202 00:12:09,197 --> 00:12:11,140 Do you know where you are? 203 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,810 Boyd? 204 00:12:15,783 --> 00:12:16,763 Boyd? 205 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,426 God doesn't want you to be afraid. 206 00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:25,028 He sent me here to heal you. 207 00:12:25,154 --> 00:12:28,408 You think he hasn't heard you prayers, but he heard them all. Even the ones you didn't say. 208 00:12:28,492 --> 00:12:30,871 Sorry. Boyd, come on. Let's get you back to your room. 209 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:34,235 In faith, all things are possible. 210 00:12:34,348 --> 00:12:35,141 Let's go. 211 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,799 Lord... 212 00:12:36,883 --> 00:12:39,684 I call on you to relieve the suffering of your daughter. 213 00:12:39,752 --> 00:12:41,655 - Grace? - And make her whole again. 214 00:12:42,319 --> 00:12:44,682 Hey, hey! What are you doing? What is this? 215 00:12:44,766 --> 00:12:46,669 He's just had a complex partial seizure. 216 00:12:46,753 --> 00:12:48,424 His disoriented. He doesn't know what he's doing. 217 00:12:48,508 --> 00:12:51,218 Well get him back to his room--now. 218 00:12:54,276 --> 00:12:55,675 You okay? 219 00:13:01,842 --> 00:13:04,008 Are we certain he even had a seizure? 220 00:13:04,107 --> 00:13:07,543 Hymn singing and healing. He does it all the time, doesn't he? 221 00:13:07,627 --> 00:13:08,872 Isn't it interesting 222 00:13:08,957 --> 00:13:12,864 that religious behavior is so close to being crazy, we can't tell 'em apart. 223 00:13:12,944 --> 00:13:15,740 The repetition, the lack of affect and awareness. 224 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,854 - It was a seizure. - Infection? 225 00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:18,944 No fever. 226 00:13:19,028 --> 00:13:20,286 Could be Wilson's. 227 00:13:20,381 --> 00:13:22,638 Or maybe it's a glycogen storage disease. 228 00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:25,506 - Or a brain tumor. - Or tuberous sclerosis. 229 00:13:26,442 --> 00:13:27,661 Hmm. 230 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,596 How to settle this? 231 00:13:29,817 --> 00:13:33,877 We could ask our patient to ask God. Or we could MRI his brain. 232 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:34,916 Which way do you wanna go? 233 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,687 - 'Cause I'm open to all possibilities. - House! 234 00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:39,848 Why the hell do you let an unstable patient wander the hallways? 235 00:13:40,769 --> 00:13:41,801 His leash broke. 236 00:13:41,885 --> 00:13:45,082 The last thing a terminal patient needs is to hear somebody taunt them with a cure. 237 00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:47,839 She was freaked, she was angry. 238 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:51,479 And now she's not freaked and angry. And you are. 239 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,468 She says she's "feeling better". 240 00:13:54,697 --> 00:13:58,586 Maybe not singing and dancing, but she's feeling just a little bit happy for the first time in months. 241 00:13:58,688 --> 00:14:01,398 Sudden drop in pain can create euphoria. 242 00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:03,061 You shouldn't let her have her vacation? 243 00:14:03,116 --> 00:14:04,492 Oh, that's great. 244 00:14:04,605 --> 00:14:08,228 And when the vacation's over, when she crash lands from all this denial? 245 00:14:08,312 --> 00:14:10,732 She was dealing with her illness. 246 00:14:10,835 --> 00:14:12,645 Now her expectations are rising. 247 00:14:12,707 --> 00:14:16,678 And you're not the one who has to be there when all that false hope gets yanked out from under her. 248 00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:24,900 Don't you guys have anything to do? 249 00:14:26,808 --> 00:14:29,135 How long have you been healing people? 250 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,373 You believe that's what I'm doing? 251 00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:34,264 I'd like to. 252 00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:36,079 But you don't. 253 00:14:36,887 --> 00:14:39,988 Why do you always do things you don't wanna do? 254 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,933 It's okay, I don't expect a real answer. 255 00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:05,116 God would probably want you to take that stick out of your butt and get over this. 256 00:15:05,191 --> 00:15:07,628 If there is some higher order running the universe, 257 00:15:07,712 --> 00:15:10,121 it's probably so different from anything our species can conceive, 258 00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:12,459 there's no point in even thinking about it. 259 00:15:12,588 --> 00:15:15,356 But I doubt it gives a damn about my butt. 260 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,755 So you believe God might exist, but you don't think about it? 261 00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:19,809 It's the most important issue-- 262 00:15:19,893 --> 00:15:22,735 I think penguins might as well speculate about nuclear physics. 263 00:15:22,777 --> 00:15:24,118 Why are we having this conversation? 264 00:15:24,202 --> 00:15:26,611 What? I'm curious. 265 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:32,886 You cannot tell someone they are your colleague and not a friend and then casually chat about the afterlife. 266 00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:55,474 You actually keep score? 267 00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,966 Your MRI results aren't done yet. 268 00:16:00,112 --> 00:16:02,729 Go back to your room. No singing. 269 00:16:03,231 --> 00:16:06,730 Well, you would get a point for figuring why the low sodium. 270 00:16:06,972 --> 00:16:08,684 What are my guy's points for? 271 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:13,986 Your trick about the spat between Dr. Cameron and Dr. Foreman apparently impressed someone. 272 00:16:14,168 --> 00:16:15,657 And the second point? 273 00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:23,008 Do you think it could be because I healed Grace? 274 00:16:24,164 --> 00:16:26,399 She's been back to see me. I like her. 275 00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:28,082 You like messing with people. 276 00:16:28,493 --> 00:16:30,348 That's why you're here now. 277 00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:33,787 Maybe you think that your batteries are powered by God, maybe you don't. 278 00:16:33,852 --> 00:16:36,314 Either way, you enjoy what you do. 279 00:16:36,442 --> 00:16:37,497 Yes. 280 00:16:37,565 --> 00:16:39,280 I like helping people. 281 00:16:39,387 --> 00:16:43,028 I get a rush when I see the look on their faces when they realize their burdens are gone. 282 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,079 Mm, but you make sure you're in the next state 283 00:16:45,164 --> 00:16:48,805 by the time the endorphins wear off and the arthritis comes back. 284 00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:51,015 That doesn't happen. 285 00:16:51,099 --> 00:16:54,351 Oh, you do extensive follow-up studies? 286 00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:55,989 God told me. 287 00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,680 See, that's not fair. We were having fun. 288 00:17:00,764 --> 00:17:05,262 It's hard to keep sniping rationally when you throw a bomb like that in there. 289 00:17:11,214 --> 00:17:13,054 He spoke with me about you too. 290 00:17:13,138 --> 00:17:15,043 Forgive my enemies? 291 00:17:15,127 --> 00:17:18,238 Never date a Taurus when Mercury's in retrograde? 292 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:21,119 Yeah, I learned that one myself-- the hard way. 293 00:17:21,203 --> 00:17:23,915 God says you look for excuses to be alone. 294 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:27,716 See, that is exactly the kind of brilliance that sounds deep, 295 00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:32,154 but you could say it about any person who doesn't pine for the social approval of everyone he meets. 296 00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:36,352 Which you were cleverly able to deduce about me but not being a moron. 297 00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:38,668 Next time tell God to be more specific. 298 00:17:40,147 --> 00:17:43,620 God wants you to invite Dr. Wilson to your poker game. 299 00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,801 Don't talk to my patient. 300 00:18:01,964 --> 00:18:02,875 What are you talking about? 301 00:18:03,025 --> 00:18:06,235 You get all huffy when my patient stumbles into yours in the hallway. 302 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,845 But you got no qualms about chatting my guy up. 303 00:18:09,594 --> 00:18:11,271 This is fun, it's like "Password". 304 00:18:11,384 --> 00:18:14,044 Keep talking, I'll jump in when I get a clue what the hell you're talking about. 305 00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:16,907 God knows about my poker game. 306 00:18:17,418 --> 00:18:18,401 You think I told him? 307 00:18:18,485 --> 00:18:21,031 Either that or I start going to church every Sunday. 308 00:18:21,093 --> 00:18:22,531 That would mess with my bowling league. 309 00:18:22,615 --> 00:18:27,793 House, aside from yelling at him to get back to his room, I've never spoken to your patient. 310 00:18:32,887 --> 00:18:35,500 MRI shows an abnormal area. 311 00:18:36,451 --> 00:18:38,479 Tuberous sclerosis. 312 00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:39,772 It's the right neighborhood. 313 00:18:39,882 --> 00:18:40,984 Accounts for all the symptoms. 314 00:18:41,093 --> 00:18:42,181 All of them. 315 00:18:42,544 --> 00:18:45,334 Leading cortical tuber's identifiable. 316 00:18:46,117 --> 00:18:47,374 We can do this surgically. 317 00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:49,387 Tell our patient congratulations. 318 00:18:49,452 --> 00:18:52,760 Soon these chats with God will be a thing of the past. 319 00:18:53,737 --> 00:18:55,880 Tie goes to the mortal. 320 00:19:09,909 --> 00:19:13,715 Did you know the Catholic Church keeps a doctor at Lourdes? 321 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,652 He hears the same thing every day. 322 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,909 But out of the thousands of cases of people who have claimed to feel better, 323 00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:24,999 the Catholic Church has only recognized a handful as miracles. 324 00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:27,556 But they do recognize a handful. 325 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,901 Well, they're a church. 326 00:19:30,078 --> 00:19:32,650 It's what they do. 327 00:19:33,336 --> 00:19:40,215 Look, for the past couple of years, the world's been getting smaller. 328 00:19:40,488 --> 00:19:42,855 Eight months, six months. 329 00:19:44,437 --> 00:19:46,852 I watch a trailer for a movie... 330 00:19:47,029 --> 00:19:50,806 and I think, am I gonna be here when that comes out? 331 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,718 But maybe there is still a horizon out there. 332 00:19:55,901 --> 00:19:57,219 You know, maybe... 333 00:19:57,355 --> 00:20:01,061 Maybe I can make plans for a year from now. 334 00:20:01,212 --> 00:20:03,049 Two years. 335 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,297 I like the view. 336 00:20:08,296 --> 00:20:14,080 The view is a lie. And if you believe it, you're going to crash so hard... 337 00:20:16,339 --> 00:20:18,403 Let me take new images of your liver. 338 00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:20,557 You can't accept that it could be true. 339 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:24,424 Well, if it is true, you shouldn't be afraid of proving it. 340 00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:31,833 Tuberous Sclerosis is a genetic disorder. 341 00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:35,144 It causes small, benign tumors to grow in various parts of the body. 342 00:20:35,228 --> 00:20:36,753 In this case, the brain. 343 00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:38,398 You said benign. 344 00:20:38,765 --> 00:20:42,299 They probably are. But benign or not, they're not in a good location. 345 00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:43,787 We need to remove them. 346 00:20:43,871 --> 00:20:45,327 You're talking brain surgery? 347 00:20:45,395 --> 00:20:48,262 His symptoms are getting worse which means the tumors are growing. 348 00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:53,550 Surgery will correct it all. The chemical imbalance, the seizures, the auditory hallucinations. 349 00:20:53,634 --> 00:20:55,312 Hallucinations? 350 00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:58,856 Without the surgery, it's just gonna get worse. 351 00:20:59,086 --> 00:21:00,824 It might even be fatal. 352 00:21:00,907 --> 00:21:05,600 With the surgery, your son should be a perfectly normal 15-year-old boy. 353 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,656 I'm not normal. 354 00:21:17,636 --> 00:21:19,621 I need you to talk to my patient. 355 00:21:19,705 --> 00:21:21,192 I'll get this one. 356 00:21:22,516 --> 00:21:25,096 Why do I have the feeling you're plotting world domination? 357 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:27,542 Moses is refusing surgery. 358 00:21:27,668 --> 00:21:28,762 You have a gift. 359 00:21:28,846 --> 00:21:31,885 People thank you for telling them they're gonna die. 360 00:21:32,721 --> 00:21:37,026 If I can get him to agree to surgery, I want in on the poker game. 361 00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:40,741 You would let this kid die just to get into a stupid game? 362 00:21:40,846 --> 00:21:43,155 You'd let him die just to keep me out? 363 00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:50,598 Hi. 364 00:21:53,058 --> 00:21:54,854 I'm Dr. Wilson. 365 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,683 I knew they'd send somebody else. 366 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,689 That God has a big mouth. 367 00:21:59,815 --> 00:22:00,952 House. 368 00:22:02,414 --> 00:22:06,464 Can I ask why you don't want the tumors removed? 369 00:22:06,723 --> 00:22:08,205 God put them there for a reason. 370 00:22:08,299 --> 00:22:11,544 You think God needs a telephone in your head to talk to you? 371 00:22:11,628 --> 00:22:14,110 Isn't he everywhere? It's not a long distance call, is it? 372 00:22:14,194 --> 00:22:15,609 This is the way God does things. 373 00:22:15,705 --> 00:22:20,041 Through natural law. If he went around doing big, flashy miracles all the time, 374 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,517 - nobody would need faith. - How come everyone else needs faith, 375 00:22:22,601 --> 00:22:26,015 but you just get the guy screaming his existence in your ear? 376 00:22:28,629 --> 00:22:29,854 Your turn. 377 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,556 Do you think God wants you to die? 378 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:40,275 This is the way that the Lord often is with his chosen ones. 379 00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:43,622 He gives the most trials to those that he loves the most. 380 00:22:43,706 --> 00:22:47,001 How sweet. You abdicate your authority. 381 00:22:47,085 --> 00:22:51,824 Avoid those tricky parental issues like whether to let him drive at 16. Just let him die at 15. 382 00:22:51,965 --> 00:23:00,252 So you believe your son is... um, a saint. 383 00:23:00,877 --> 00:23:02,562 The way I understand it, 384 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:05,556 one of the hallmarks of a saint is humility. 385 00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:09,878 Someone with true humility would consider the possibility that... 386 00:23:09,962 --> 00:23:12,738 God hadn't chosen him for that kind of honor. 387 00:23:12,919 --> 00:23:16,711 He'd consider the possibility that... 388 00:23:17,218 --> 00:23:19,967 he just had an illness. 389 00:23:26,584 --> 00:23:28,799 You have a gift for manipulation. 390 00:23:28,947 --> 00:23:31,523 I listen. I have an actual conversation with people. 391 00:23:31,607 --> 00:23:34,126 Which, shockingly, does raise the odds they'll be cooperative. 392 00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:35,274 That's what I'm saying. 393 00:23:35,358 --> 00:23:38,746 You read that kid, and you manipulated the hell out of him. 394 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,259 Bring pretzels. 395 00:23:45,655 --> 00:23:52,404 Hosue plays "What a Friend We Have in Jesus" on the piano 396 00:23:52,489 --> 00:23:54,578 [Knocks on the door] 397 00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:56,624 I know that knock! 398 00:23:57,684 --> 00:24:00,583 Use your key, I'm not getting up. 399 00:24:12,939 --> 00:24:15,043 Game's not till tomorrow night. 400 00:24:15,177 --> 00:24:17,238 And those aren't pretzels. 401 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:21,356 I took some images of Grace Palmieri's cancer. 402 00:24:23,410 --> 00:24:24,702 Yeah? 403 00:24:31,415 --> 00:24:33,987 Her tumor has shrunk. 404 00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:35,756 [Stops playing piano] 405 00:24:50,851 --> 00:24:53,566 Don't tell my patient. 406 00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:58,844 I want all records on miracle woman. 407 00:24:59,256 --> 00:25:01,083 Every test, every treatments he's ever had. 408 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,447 Every question she's ever answered in this hospital. 409 00:25:03,597 --> 00:25:05,223 And anything sent from previous doctors. 410 00:25:05,307 --> 00:25:07,276 Go back to neonatal if you have... 411 00:25:11,196 --> 00:25:14,237 Which part of "Keep them away from each other" confused you? 412 00:25:14,321 --> 00:25:15,690 They're friends. 413 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,087 She thinks he saved her life. 414 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:23,069 And we've obligingly offered medical proof that his delusions are true. 415 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,642 They've withdrawn permission for the surgery. 416 00:25:25,789 --> 00:25:27,305 I've put the lawyers on it. 417 00:25:27,389 --> 00:25:28,732 Her tumor shrank? 418 00:25:28,821 --> 00:25:30,074 I'm on it. 419 00:25:32,389 --> 00:25:36,326 Tell Jesus that we need another 24 hours to normalize his sodium level. 420 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,187 He's already normalized. 421 00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:41,604 Actually, tell Joseph. Jesus'll know you're lying. 422 00:25:41,646 --> 00:25:45,656 And I want you and Foreman and Cameron to go over every line of every file on that woman. 423 00:25:45,754 --> 00:25:47,961 Isn't he the one we're supposed to save? 424 00:25:48,937 --> 00:25:53,383 The only way to save him is to prove that she is still dying. 425 00:26:01,656 --> 00:26:03,139 MRI machine checks out. 426 00:26:03,223 --> 00:26:05,774 Maybe the radiologist mischarted which machine they used. 427 00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:10,595 I checked both. This is insane. We're diagnosing a recovery. 428 00:26:10,679 --> 00:26:11,937 What about six months ago? 429 00:26:12,021 --> 00:26:14,077 Maybe there was a malfunction on her before pictures. 430 00:26:14,161 --> 00:26:17,170 Some shadow that made the tumor look bigger than it really was. 431 00:26:17,254 --> 00:26:19,087 I'll go see what I can find out. 432 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,214 Maybe it's a delayed effect from radiation. 433 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:23,319 Sometimes it can take a while. 434 00:26:23,403 --> 00:26:25,149 She hasn't had radiation for six months. 435 00:26:25,233 --> 00:26:27,018 - Here. - Nowhere. Her records... 436 00:26:27,102 --> 00:26:30,022 There's about a dozen appliances in every home that give off radiation. 437 00:26:30,106 --> 00:26:33,624 Dosages that wouldn't hurt a hamster if it was tied to the machine for a year. 438 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:36,002 If the machine's operating properly. 439 00:26:36,234 --> 00:26:38,729 Sometimes remissions just happen. 440 00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:44,575 You think House will just shrug and say that if one of us doesn't check the home? 441 00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:59,942 [Radiation counter buzzes] 442 00:27:12,325 --> 00:27:14,274 Kings on 9s. 443 00:27:15,523 --> 00:27:16,823 Thank you. 444 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:25,510 Wilson, this is... uh, dry cleaner, tax accountant, guy from the bus stop. 445 00:27:25,594 --> 00:27:26,883 This is Wilson. 446 00:27:26,967 --> 00:27:28,539 How comehe gets a name? 447 00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:30,580 Seniority. 448 00:27:30,811 --> 00:27:32,394 Hello. 449 00:27:44,118 --> 00:27:46,752 [Phone rings] 450 00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:48,631 Find anything? 451 00:27:48,699 --> 00:27:52,221 You have any idea how many electrical devices give off radiation? 452 00:27:52,447 --> 00:27:53,099 All of them. 453 00:27:53,183 --> 00:27:54,789 I'm gonna be here all night. 454 00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:56,566 Everybody's a whiner. 455 00:27:56,753 --> 00:27:59,158 Be a doer, not a me too-er. 456 00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:01,029 Raise. 457 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,033 I'm out. 458 00:28:03,446 --> 00:28:08,377 Chase: She's got at least four different types of pain pills here and an LED device. 459 00:28:12,005 --> 00:28:14,105 I'll raise your raise. 460 00:28:17,591 --> 00:28:19,312 Keep looking. 461 00:28:26,837 --> 00:28:27,975 Fold. 462 00:28:27,976 --> 00:28:30,375 [Laughs] 463 00:28:31,171 --> 00:28:35,225 You were bluffing. He knew you were bluffing. Your luck's changing tonight. 464 00:28:37,526 --> 00:28:39,202 So did they find anything? 465 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:44,140 Or are you gonna have to accept the fact that every now and then remissions happen? 466 00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:02,799 [Phone rings again] 467 00:29:04,069 --> 00:29:06,047 This call had better be worth my time. 468 00:29:06,131 --> 00:29:08,396 This is what happens when it's not our patient. 469 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,542 We don't know enough. 470 00:29:09,939 --> 00:29:11,449 That's why you're there. 471 00:29:11,701 --> 00:29:13,422 She's got a boyfriend. 472 00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:16,155 Unless you think he's radioactive... 473 00:29:16,239 --> 00:29:18,301 He could show up any minute. 474 00:29:18,385 --> 00:29:21,524 The honor of working for you is not worth a felony charge. 475 00:29:21,714 --> 00:29:23,086 Give me a minute. 476 00:29:31,749 --> 00:29:36,416 I'm saying the odds of you having a straight flush are pretty low. 477 00:29:40,700 --> 00:29:41,878 House! 478 00:29:53,264 --> 00:29:55,288 I'll fold. 479 00:29:55,592 --> 00:29:56,370 Fold. 480 00:29:56,522 --> 00:29:57,514 Fold. 481 00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:00,064 I'm screwed, aren't I? 482 00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:12,798 [Chuckles] 483 00:30:12,884 --> 00:30:16,077 Nine bucks for a straight flush. 484 00:30:22,676 --> 00:30:26,428 He's not coming home. Relax. 485 00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:32,357 There's nothing in this universe that can't be explained... 486 00:30:32,545 --> 00:30:33,974 Eventually. 487 00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:37,028 Take this game. 488 00:30:37,359 --> 00:30:40,627 Only two people knew that you wanted in on it. 489 00:30:40,711 --> 00:30:42,038 I didn't tell him. 490 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:43,752 I told you, I didn't tell him. 491 00:30:43,836 --> 00:30:45,189 Why would you? 492 00:30:45,335 --> 00:30:49,877 The only person he's been getting all intimate and conversational with is your cancer chick. 493 00:30:50,026 --> 00:30:51,588 How would she know? 494 00:30:52,008 --> 00:30:56,352 The subject of my poker game isn't likely to come up in the course of a patient interview. 495 00:30:57,015 --> 00:31:01,574 No, that's the kind of thing you mention to someone you're used to sharing the details of you day with. 496 00:31:03,812 --> 00:31:04,852 Don't. 497 00:31:05,311 --> 00:31:06,758 Your rabbi... 498 00:31:07,059 --> 00:31:09,693 A guidance counselor. A parent. 499 00:31:09,777 --> 00:31:11,110 She's not your mom, is she? 500 00:31:11,194 --> 00:31:14,295 I'm seriously saying don't. 501 00:31:14,551 --> 00:31:16,262 You've been having sex... 502 00:31:16,346 --> 00:31:17,943 This is so not the place. 503 00:31:18,027 --> 00:31:20,489 With our miracle woman. 504 00:31:24,789 --> 00:31:26,116 [Knocks on the door] 505 00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:29,122 Excuse me, may I... May I talk to you? 506 00:31:29,224 --> 00:31:30,335 Of course. 507 00:31:31,499 --> 00:31:33,409 Boyd's getting dressed. He's ready to check out. 508 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:36,281 He can't check out without your permission. 509 00:31:36,365 --> 00:31:38,230 His sodium level still isn't normal. 510 00:31:38,301 --> 00:31:42,696 I told him. He said that God said it was okay, he was fine. 511 00:31:44,211 --> 00:31:45,770 Could you talk to him? 512 00:31:47,581 --> 00:31:49,390 Tell them my name isn't Wilson. 513 00:31:50,495 --> 00:31:54,736 Most people in your situation just have their careers to worry about. 514 00:31:54,841 --> 00:31:57,120 You've got that and divine retribution. 515 00:31:57,204 --> 00:31:57,925 Tell them. 516 00:31:57,991 --> 00:32:00,929 Tell me how it happened, and I'll tell them whatever you want. 517 00:32:03,078 --> 00:32:05,986 She'd had a bad day. Pain-wise. 518 00:32:07,212 --> 00:32:09,314 Her ride didn't show up to take her home. 519 00:32:09,382 --> 00:32:10,791 So you offered. 520 00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:11,793 Yeah. 521 00:32:12,652 --> 00:32:14,624 She didn't have any groceries. 522 00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:16,417 She was too sick to go out. I... 523 00:32:16,738 --> 00:32:20,180 figured I could afford to take a half hour. 524 00:32:21,489 --> 00:32:24,948 - Pick her up and few things. - And stay and make sure she's okay. 525 00:32:25,032 --> 00:32:25,985 Yeah. 526 00:32:26,629 --> 00:32:28,150 And never leave. 527 00:32:29,639 --> 00:32:31,733 You told me you got an apartment. 528 00:32:32,277 --> 00:32:33,778 But you moved in with her. 529 00:32:33,883 --> 00:32:35,618 You lied to me. 530 00:32:36,069 --> 00:32:36,979 Tell them. 531 00:32:39,029 --> 00:32:42,340 His name is not Wilson, and he's screwed up worse than I am. 532 00:32:42,424 --> 00:32:45,520 Okay, yes, I lied to you. I'm sorry. 533 00:32:45,604 --> 00:32:50,501 Half the doctors who specialize in oncology turn into burnt out cases. But you, 534 00:32:50,585 --> 00:32:52,366 you eat neediness. 535 00:32:52,443 --> 00:32:54,031 Lucky for you. 536 00:32:54,857 --> 00:32:58,245 Thanks for the game, guys. I don't think I'll be coming back. 537 00:32:58,245 --> 00:33:02,710 You're a functional vampire. Sure, you're heroic, useful to society. 538 00:33:02,794 --> 00:33:04,868 But only because it feeds you. 539 00:33:07,526 --> 00:33:10,009 There's nothing worth stealing, so don't even look. 540 00:33:16,074 --> 00:33:20,513 You don't just have a fetish for needy people, you marry them! 541 00:33:20,597 --> 00:33:21,782 - Here we go! - You mean it! 542 00:33:21,863 --> 00:33:25,536 And then time passes, suddenly they're not so needy anymore. 543 00:33:25,893 --> 00:33:27,218 Your fault. 544 00:33:27,302 --> 00:33:28,895 You've been there for them too much. 545 00:33:28,979 --> 00:33:32,501 They're getting healthy, independent. And that's just ugly. 546 00:33:32,703 --> 00:33:36,129 God, you must be pissed at God right now. Making her all happy. 547 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:37,141 Why are you doing this? 548 00:33:37,209 --> 00:33:38,844 Because you're being stupid. 549 00:33:38,948 --> 00:33:39,835 [Laughs] 550 00:33:39,901 --> 00:33:42,308 You know what you're risking by sleeping with a patient. 551 00:33:42,392 --> 00:33:46,285 Oh, that's crap. You're not mad because I'm risking my job. 552 00:33:46,515 --> 00:33:48,153 You're not even mad because I lied to you. 553 00:33:48,237 --> 00:33:50,434 You're mad because I lied to you, and you couldn't tell. 554 00:33:50,518 --> 00:33:52,161 Yeah, you got me nailed. 555 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,452 Yeah, that's why you didn't want me in your poker game. 556 00:33:55,452 --> 00:33:57,364 Because when it comes to being in control, 557 00:33:57,468 --> 00:34:00,068 Gregory House leaves our faith healer kid in the dust. 558 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:02,782 And that's why religious belief annoys you. 559 00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:05,004 Because if the universe operates by abstract rules, 560 00:34:05,088 --> 00:34:07,289 you can learn them, you can protect yourself. 561 00:34:07,397 --> 00:34:10,747 If a supreme being exists, he can squash you any time he wants. 562 00:34:11,276 --> 00:34:12,917 He knows where I am. 563 00:34:13,140 --> 00:34:15,378 [Phone rings] 564 00:34:15,462 --> 00:34:16,660 I think it's yours. 565 00:34:17,981 --> 00:34:18,975 Yeah. 566 00:34:21,876 --> 00:34:23,402 I'll be right there. 567 00:34:25,781 --> 00:34:28,574 Jesus is spiking a fever. He's delusional. 568 00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:30,583 Tuberous sclerosis doesn't cause fever. 569 00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:31,612 I know. 570 00:34:32,290 --> 00:34:33,779 I'll drive. 571 00:34:38,383 --> 00:34:42,999 Pick any random guy off the street. Bring him in here, 572 00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:47,122 examine him exhaustively. You will find at least three things wrong with him. 573 00:34:47,206 --> 00:34:49,560 This kid has tuberous sclerosis. 574 00:34:49,731 --> 00:34:52,172 - A mild case. - But his tumors are growing. 575 00:34:52,247 --> 00:34:54,431 We assumed that the tumors were growing. 576 00:34:54,473 --> 00:34:57,057 'Cause he's getting sicker. But he could have grown old and died 577 00:34:57,124 --> 00:34:58,945 and never known about them if he hadn't come here. 578 00:34:59,012 --> 00:35:02,258 We were looking for something that was more or less in the right part of the brain. 579 00:35:02,405 --> 00:35:05,972 It's like we found someone standing over a dead body holding a gun. 580 00:35:06,056 --> 00:35:09,392 We arrested them, didn't look any further. Well, sometimes 581 00:35:09,584 --> 00:35:12,286 people really do just stumble into a murder scene. 582 00:35:12,345 --> 00:35:14,622 His fever is 103 and rising. 583 00:35:14,706 --> 00:35:18,174 If we don't do anything, he's gonna be chatting with God face to face real soon. 584 00:35:18,238 --> 00:35:21,446 Fevers don't come from a long-term underlying condition. 585 00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:26,202 He's a garden variety religious nut who happens to have an infection. 586 00:35:26,469 --> 00:35:28,723 It's lumbar puncture time. 587 00:35:30,933 --> 00:35:31,994 No. 588 00:35:32,138 --> 00:35:35,049 No, God told me no more of man's medicine. 589 00:35:35,153 --> 00:35:37,136 If we have faith in him, he'll make me well. 590 00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:38,249 It's just a test. 591 00:35:38,523 --> 00:35:40,013 We just wanna find out what's wrong. 592 00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:42,791 God knows what's wrong. God will take care of it. 593 00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:47,228 He's delirious, and he's a minor. This is your decision, and not his. 594 00:35:47,294 --> 00:35:51,770 The kingdom of heaven is like a treasure hidden in field which when a man finds, he hides. 595 00:35:51,878 --> 00:35:55,058 And for joy he goes and sells all he owns and buys that field. 596 00:35:55,142 --> 00:35:57,575 Buy all the land you want! Don't blow your brains out. 597 00:35:57,659 --> 00:36:00,478 You're watching your son kill himself! He's out of his mind with fever-- 598 00:36:00,562 --> 00:36:05,518 Dad, if your faith is weak, I will fail. 599 00:36:06,573 --> 00:36:08,675 I need you. 600 00:36:13,786 --> 00:36:15,307 I'm sorry. 601 00:36:16,438 --> 00:36:18,665 You don't even know what's wrong with him. 602 00:36:20,216 --> 00:36:22,068 God knows the answer. 603 00:36:22,152 --> 00:36:25,521 And I would rather leave it in His hands than yours. 604 00:36:34,282 --> 00:36:35,391 Wilson. 605 00:36:35,950 --> 00:36:37,769 I need you to do your thing. 606 00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:41,630 You do know that I don't actually have magical powers. 607 00:36:41,714 --> 00:36:43,001 I have faith. 608 00:36:43,085 --> 00:36:45,487 You're better off trying to slip some antibiotics into a meal... 609 00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:48,206 Which antibiotics? We don't know what infection he's got. 610 00:36:48,419 --> 00:36:50,065 - Go as broad as you can. - Forget it. 611 00:36:50,149 --> 00:36:52,480 Our best hope is your silver tongue. 612 00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:54,395 What if it's not an infection? 613 00:36:54,542 --> 00:36:57,312 Where you not paying attention when I was doing my murder scene metaphor? 614 00:36:57,396 --> 00:36:59,341 What if the tuberous sclerosisis guilty? 615 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,255 It had the gun in its hand, it was standing over... 616 00:37:01,339 --> 00:37:02,534 Doesn't cause fever. 617 00:37:02,604 --> 00:37:03,778 It causes everything else. 618 00:37:03,862 --> 00:37:06,055 What if the fever's the innocent bystander? 619 00:37:06,122 --> 00:37:08,984 Fever could have been set off by something he picked up anywhere. 620 00:37:09,068 --> 00:37:11,296 Could have been a bug he got here. 621 00:37:15,741 --> 00:37:18,297 Or a bug he gave here. 622 00:37:21,471 --> 00:37:23,723 He gave it to your patient. 623 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:27,426 That's why her tumor shrank. The virus went after the cancer first. 624 00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,801 Are you saying a virus attacked her tumor? 625 00:37:30,143 --> 00:37:35,290 For 200 years, there have been reports of wild viruses that target tumors. 626 00:37:35,374 --> 00:37:38,928 Early 1900s, an Italian medical journal wrote up a woman with cervical cancer 627 00:37:39,012 --> 00:37:40,759 who was injected with a weak strain of rabies. 628 00:37:40,843 --> 00:37:43,281 I have no idea why they did that, but her tumor shrank. 629 00:37:43,365 --> 00:37:45,233 You think he gave her rabies? 630 00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:49,944 One of the virus types most prone to go after cancer cells is herpes. 631 00:37:50,028 --> 00:37:51,913 Herpes encephalitis. 632 00:37:53,267 --> 00:37:54,502 It would fit. 633 00:37:54,584 --> 00:37:57,760 Seizure, low sodium. Even the blurred vision. 634 00:37:58,379 --> 00:38:02,861 And it would mean if you're right, Grace's cancer is coming back. 635 00:38:04,722 --> 00:38:06,395 You're not gonna be able to convince them. 636 00:38:06,506 --> 00:38:08,305 They don't want any more tests. They don't wanna... 637 00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,710 They can't argue with the mark of Cain. 638 00:38:12,713 --> 00:38:14,520 I'm not gonna change my mind. 639 00:38:14,735 --> 00:38:16,994 No more tests. God knows the way. 640 00:38:17,078 --> 00:38:19,641 Okay, let's start with his shirt. 641 00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,592 What are you doing? What are you doing? 642 00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:24,367 I'm on a mission from God. 643 00:38:24,509 --> 00:38:27,000 If you won't let me undress you, then strip. 644 00:38:27,107 --> 00:38:28,548 What's he doing? What's going on? 645 00:38:28,632 --> 00:38:30,930 That woman you helped, you gave her a virus. 646 00:38:31,033 --> 00:38:33,008 No, she's healed. I have a gift-- 647 00:38:33,157 --> 00:38:35,757 A gift is jewelry, socks. 648 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:38,598 What you have is herpes encephalitis. 649 00:38:38,769 --> 00:38:43,099 The only way you could have transmitted it is by scratching one of your own sores and touching another person. 650 00:38:43,183 --> 00:38:45,623 Herpes, that's something you get from sex, right? 651 00:38:45,707 --> 00:38:49,169 Either that or cold sores. Your kid got it from the sex. 652 00:38:49,242 --> 00:38:52,116 No, no sores. No, my body is clean. 653 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,816 They examined me when I came in. No sores. 654 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,086 Herpes hides. 655 00:38:55,231 --> 00:38:58,915 You have an outbreak, it goes away, comes back, goes away. Strip! 656 00:38:58,999 --> 00:39:01,234 You didn't have a sore when you came in, but you've got one now. 657 00:39:01,318 --> 00:39:03,415 Dad, I've never ever-- 658 00:39:03,528 --> 00:39:07,514 You ever wonder why a perfect child of God should feel so desperate 659 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:11,859 to purify his body that he needed to scarf down a dozen gallons of water a day? 660 00:39:11,943 --> 00:39:15,586 - Boyd, is he right? - Dad, no, he's crazy. 661 00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:18,192 Help me. Dr. Wilson, help! 662 00:39:18,461 --> 00:39:20,946 God said no medicine, no procedures. 663 00:39:21,137 --> 00:39:23,891 Taking off your clothes doesn't count as either of those. 664 00:39:23,975 --> 00:39:25,505 This one's your call. 665 00:39:29,583 --> 00:39:30,842 Son... 666 00:39:31,888 --> 00:39:33,790 Dad, you have to have faith in me. 667 00:39:33,874 --> 00:39:37,563 I have faith in the Lord. You, I trust. 668 00:39:37,864 --> 00:39:40,884 As much as you can trust a teenage boy. 669 00:39:42,811 --> 00:39:44,371 Take off your clothes. 670 00:39:56,278 --> 00:39:57,729 Relax. 671 00:39:57,827 --> 00:40:00,635 A few Hail Marys, a little acyclovir. 672 00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,408 You'll be picking up angels again in no time. 673 00:40:21,406 --> 00:40:22,867 Come in. 674 00:40:30,502 --> 00:40:33,445 My father told me I have to apologize to you. 675 00:40:34,877 --> 00:40:36,904 Still hearing voices? 676 00:40:39,702 --> 00:40:41,340 You're lucky. 677 00:40:41,985 --> 00:40:45,787 You go through life with a certainty that what you're doing is right. 678 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:49,936 I know how comforting that is. 679 00:40:54,970 --> 00:40:56,806 Good luck. 680 00:41:12,065 --> 00:41:14,896 You're not gonna give me my final point? 681 00:41:15,421 --> 00:41:16,974 You knew it was me? 682 00:41:17,537 --> 00:41:18,954 Who else? 683 00:41:30,129 --> 00:41:32,625 You don't think God should get a point knocked off? 684 00:41:32,834 --> 00:41:35,155 - The tumor shrank. - Because of a virus. 685 00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,296 Do you know what the odds are? She had to have the right type of cancer. 686 00:41:38,551 --> 00:41:41,864 He had to have the right type of virus. The exposure had to be-- 687 00:41:41,948 --> 00:41:44,306 - She won the lottery. - You say won the lottery, 688 00:41:44,399 --> 00:41:46,805 - he says... miracle. - Yeah, 689 00:41:46,889 --> 00:41:51,860 the hand of God reached into this kid's pants, made him have sex so he could scratch a rash, 690 00:41:51,930 --> 00:41:55,599 stick his fingers in some woman's face, give her a few extra months. 691 00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:58,823 Come on, he's just another liar and manipulator. 692 00:41:58,906 --> 00:42:01,099 Well, nobody's as perfectas you are. 693 00:42:03,570 --> 00:42:07,622 It is possible to believe in something and still fail to live up to it. 694 00:42:23,152 --> 00:42:25,504 So, how's your girlfriend? 695 00:42:26,227 --> 00:42:29,440 She got a little extra time out of this. Not a lot. 696 00:42:29,524 --> 00:42:31,393 She didn't crash? 697 00:42:31,581 --> 00:42:36,238 No... She says she's happier when she believes in something bigger than she is. 698 00:42:36,384 --> 00:42:38,080 She still believes. 699 00:42:38,164 --> 00:42:41,135 Faith. She's going to Florence. 700 00:42:41,562 --> 00:42:43,045 You moving out? 701 00:42:43,699 --> 00:42:44,752 Yeah. 702 00:42:45,261 --> 00:42:47,151 Moving back in with me? 703 00:42:49,342 --> 00:42:51,907 I don't think that's a great idea. 704 00:42:53,879 --> 00:42:55,946 But we're okay. 705 00:42:57,005 --> 00:42:59,555 House, you are... 706 00:43:02,488 --> 00:43:04,673 as God made you. 707 00:43:05,139 --> 00:43:06,960 Transcript : Raceman Synchro : Vaccine 708 00:43:07,128 --> 00:43:08,728 www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 56267

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