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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,345 --> 00:00:34,497 HEAVEN ON EARTH 2 00:00:45,825 --> 00:00:50,740 "Maybe you see everything that's happening, but I will tell you anyway." 3 00:00:50,825 --> 00:00:55,421 "The midwife says it all looks good. It's due in two weeks." 4 00:00:56,985 --> 00:00:59,818 "I miss you." 5 00:01:38,025 --> 00:01:41,654 Hello, everybody! How are you doing? 6 00:01:41,745 --> 00:01:46,944 Do you feel like dancing tonight? Then let me see you! 7 00:01:54,145 --> 00:01:59,014 Hey, Lena. Did you meet the guy who said, "Life is hell, and then you die"? 8 00:01:59,105 --> 00:02:00,777 Yeah! 9 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:46,901 Beloved Father... 10 00:02:46,985 --> 00:02:53,458 Bless every human child, conceived and born in sin. 11 00:03:46,145 --> 00:03:48,500 -Arne, we need to go. -Can't hear you. 12 00:03:48,585 --> 00:03:50,894 Just come on. 13 00:03:59,465 --> 00:04:02,741 I have to do this... 14 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:07,023 My water broke, Arne! That has to be it. 15 00:04:07,105 --> 00:04:09,903 -No! -It's time. Finally. 16 00:04:09,985 --> 00:04:15,776 What? Not now. It's the wrong day. It's two weeks too early! 17 00:04:17,185 --> 00:04:21,861 Isn't there something you can take? Something to plug it up? 18 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:29,174 -What's the matter, Lena? -Wait, wait... 19 00:04:29,265 --> 00:04:33,895 -Why...what do we do? -We have to go now. 20 00:04:33,985 --> 00:04:36,943 We have to go. Clothes on. 21 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:43,938 Good lord. I told you not to play tonight. You just never listen. 22 00:04:44,025 --> 00:04:47,654 I know, I know. Get your jacket on! 23 00:04:48,825 --> 00:04:53,774 You laugh? There's a snow storm out there. The car isn't warmed up. 24 00:04:53,865 --> 00:04:56,254 I'll run ahead. 25 00:05:11,785 --> 00:05:16,301 -So it's time. The conductor's baby. -Stop it, Jonas. 26 00:05:18,465 --> 00:05:21,423 Don't you go putting on airs. 27 00:05:23,425 --> 00:05:25,939 Sit the fuck down! 28 00:05:27,385 --> 00:05:30,775 Now you listen to me. I want to talk to you. 29 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:36,143 A regular guy wasn't good enough for you, I guess. 30 00:05:36,225 --> 00:05:40,377 -We've done this too much, Jonas. -Sit down! 31 00:05:41,465 --> 00:05:46,016 You listen to me! Don't you think you're better than me! 32 00:05:48,305 --> 00:05:51,138 I loved him. 33 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:56,345 Bullshit. He was famous, and you couldn't help yourself. 34 00:05:56,425 --> 00:05:58,985 Let go of me! 35 00:06:00,145 --> 00:06:02,705 Fucking idiot. 36 00:06:04,145 --> 00:06:05,703 Damn. 37 00:06:13,545 --> 00:06:16,105 Damn! 38 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,903 Someone help me! 39 00:06:22,305 --> 00:06:25,342 Damn, I can't do this myself. 40 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:30,423 Someone help me! 41 00:06:31,585 --> 00:06:35,737 -What's wrong? -My water's broken, and we're stuck. 42 00:06:35,825 --> 00:06:38,578 Can you walk? Come on. 43 00:06:42,505 --> 00:06:45,338 You can't carry me like that! 44 00:06:48,665 --> 00:06:51,657 Drive the fucking car, Arne! 45 00:07:10,985 --> 00:07:14,102 Do that deep breathing thing. 46 00:07:14,185 --> 00:07:17,655 Good gig! Man, people sure do love to dance. 47 00:07:20,025 --> 00:07:22,937 I thought it was mostly crap. 48 00:07:29,705 --> 00:07:32,299 -Where are you going? -To the hospital. 49 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,979 Good lord, Arne. It's 180 kilometers away. 50 00:07:35,065 --> 00:07:38,740 -In this storm? -I'll get you to the hospital for sure. 51 00:07:39,945 --> 00:07:41,901 This will be fine. 52 00:07:44,345 --> 00:07:49,373 I can't make it all the way there. We'll go home. I'll have a home birth. 53 00:07:49,465 --> 00:07:54,095 -Are you insane? You can't do that. -I can't risk it. Take me home. 54 00:07:54,185 --> 00:07:58,656 -Stop it. We're going to the hospital. -I'm going home! Turn around! 55 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:02,863 You can't decide that alone. I'm also responsible for the child! 56 00:08:02,945 --> 00:08:07,063 What are you blathering on about? The child is mine and Daniel's! 57 00:08:07,145 --> 00:08:10,137 I make the decisions when it comes to my own body! 58 00:08:12,985 --> 00:08:16,534 -Turn around! -She is nuts... 59 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:21,460 I've never met a more stubborn person. 60 00:08:21,545 --> 00:08:25,743 This is idiotic. Lethal. Insane. 61 00:08:30,905 --> 00:08:33,863 Fucking shit. 62 00:08:35,745 --> 00:08:37,383 Good. 63 00:08:40,985 --> 00:08:44,295 -Yeah, good. Bye. -Damn it. 64 00:08:48,345 --> 00:08:53,135 Don't worry, Arne. The midwife is heading over to my house. 65 00:08:57,145 --> 00:09:03,095 Hey. You were right, by the way. People do love to dance. 66 00:09:03,185 --> 00:09:06,018 Turn some music on. 67 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:15,938 Who the hell is that lunatic? 68 00:09:19,145 --> 00:09:22,615 -Good lord, it's Stig. Stop. -He's dead drunk. 69 00:09:22,705 --> 00:09:26,698 -We can't deal with him now. -He's sad. Inger left him. Stop. 70 00:09:26,785 --> 00:09:31,256 -You're having a baby. -He might freeze to death! Stop! 71 00:09:39,425 --> 00:09:43,179 -Stig! Damn it, come on. -I don't want to! 72 00:09:43,265 --> 00:09:47,144 -Get in the car. -Stop it! 73 00:09:47,225 --> 00:09:50,615 I want to die! 74 00:09:50,705 --> 00:09:53,697 My church is empty! 75 00:09:53,785 --> 00:09:59,417 I am worthless. Such a worthless fucking priest! 76 00:09:59,505 --> 00:10:03,339 -Get in! -I'm so worthless! 77 00:10:06,185 --> 00:10:07,937 Damn! 78 00:10:10,105 --> 00:10:14,815 My church is empty every fucking Sunday! 79 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:19,057 -It's empty! -Never mind your damned church! 80 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:28,857 -I'm humiliated. -Put Lena in church. She pulls a crowd. 81 00:10:28,945 --> 00:10:33,939 -People would pitch tents outside. -Don't listen to him, Stig. 82 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:36,539 -I just want to get home! -Hold on, Lena. 83 00:10:56,945 --> 00:11:01,461 Forgive me! I'm dying! 84 00:11:01,545 --> 00:11:04,059 It's Helena, the midwife. Here! 85 00:11:06,385 --> 00:11:08,979 -Hello? -The car is stuck. 86 00:11:09,065 --> 00:11:11,943 -I can't get anywhere. -Forgive me! 87 00:11:12,025 --> 00:11:14,459 -Shut up, Stig! -Can you hear me? 88 00:11:14,545 --> 00:11:16,900 -How is Lena? -Don't know... - Hey... 89 00:11:16,985 --> 00:11:20,534 -Don't touch me! -She's in pain, or...I don't know. 90 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:27,019 -It's getting close, at least. -Be with us in our hour of need! 91 00:11:27,105 --> 00:11:32,418 Shut up, Stig! It's up to you and me to get this done now. 92 00:11:32,505 --> 00:11:37,181 -I am worthless! -Well, God damn it! 93 00:11:37,265 --> 00:11:42,703 Shut up, will you? Shut up. We both need to stay calm now. Get it? 94 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:46,095 It's up to us now! Pull yourself together. 95 00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:49,143 Come now! I need help! 96 00:11:55,505 --> 00:11:58,941 Come help me. Help me now! 97 00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:01,937 I need help. Help... 98 00:12:07,345 --> 00:12:09,813 So help... Just help me. 99 00:12:09,905 --> 00:12:14,342 -Just help me. Do something. -But I can't. 100 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:21,301 I need your help, Stig. Help me. Just do something. 101 00:12:21,385 --> 00:12:26,379 -What do I do? I don't know... -Anything! Do anything! 102 00:12:26,465 --> 00:12:29,457 There are some black books there. Take them. 103 00:12:29,545 --> 00:12:33,254 They're binders of jokes I cut out of the newspaper. Pick one. 104 00:12:33,345 --> 00:12:37,577 As a kid, I used to read them when things got rough. They might help. 105 00:12:37,665 --> 00:12:42,864 -I can't do this. -Grab one, any one. Now, now, now! 106 00:12:42,945 --> 00:12:48,417 "The Hotel Guest: That was an ugly painting you have there." 107 00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:53,374 "Receptionist: I'm sorry, but that is a mirror." 108 00:12:56,105 --> 00:13:01,338 That one's good. Do some more. Just a tiny one, a tiny one. 109 00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:03,655 Now, now! 110 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:10,943 Could you give me the nuts? In the bowl. 111 00:13:43,745 --> 00:13:48,261 No, something is wrong, Stig. I feel it. The child won't come out! 112 00:13:48,345 --> 00:13:52,418 The phone! Call! Talk to her, just talk to her! 113 00:13:52,505 --> 00:13:58,182 The person you're trying to call cannot be reached. Please leave a message. 114 00:13:58,265 --> 00:14:01,541 I need your help, Stig. The umbilical cord. 115 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:05,823 It might be around the baby's neck, the umbilical cord, Stig. 116 00:14:20,345 --> 00:14:25,658 -I have it. I'm holding it. -You are? 117 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:32,179 It's over the head now. It's over the head. 118 00:15:00,785 --> 00:15:05,654 Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. 119 00:15:05,745 --> 00:15:09,579 Oh, my Lord. 120 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:14,380 My darling... 121 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:19,220 My child, my child. I got my child. 122 00:15:19,305 --> 00:15:21,944 You are so beautiful. 123 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,415 I am so grateful, Stig. I am so grateful. 124 00:15:30,425 --> 00:15:33,337 Hello, my darling. 125 00:15:45,665 --> 00:15:50,420 It was no coincidence that we found you there. It was meant to happen. 126 00:15:50,505 --> 00:15:54,180 Someone put you there. An angel put you there. 127 00:15:55,905 --> 00:16:00,933 Hey, when do you think you can start teaching the kid to fish? 128 00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:53,377 They're here. The choir has arrived. 129 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:02,781 Stig! The choir is here. 130 00:17:21,025 --> 00:17:23,016 Calm down. 131 00:17:26,705 --> 00:17:31,381 He's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. 132 00:17:37,945 --> 00:17:43,144 -He is, right? -You are so tiny... 133 00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:46,456 His name will be Jakob. 134 00:17:49,265 --> 00:17:52,575 And now, Tore, you get to be big brother. 135 00:17:52,665 --> 00:17:56,624 Big brother? Tore is big brother! 136 00:17:57,745 --> 00:18:01,704 -I am perfect! -Yes, you are. I love you. 137 00:18:02,945 --> 00:18:05,823 I'll teach him to bike, get him a moped at 15 138 00:18:05,905 --> 00:18:09,454 and when he's 18 I will let him drive my Cadillac! 139 00:18:12,905 --> 00:18:17,023 But now he needs a father. I mean, he can't grow up without... 140 00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:19,460 He has a father! 141 00:18:29,865 --> 00:18:32,982 He was supposed to be here now. Why isn't he here? 142 00:18:52,985 --> 00:18:55,658 But where is Stig? 143 00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:58,657 Stig? Is he here? 144 00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:04,416 Well, has anyone seen Stig? - Stig! Stig! 145 00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:10,019 Stig! 146 00:19:15,505 --> 00:19:20,135 -Good lord. Why are you in here? Come. -No. 147 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:23,820 -I can't be seen by people. -But you're the hero here. 148 00:19:23,905 --> 00:19:29,423 No, everyone knows that I paid old people to come to mass. 149 00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:35,894 I can't take it anymore, standing there alone, preaching in an empty church. 150 00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:40,217 -Dear friend... -Lena, come to church. 151 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,978 If you sang there, people would come. 152 00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:48,093 -Come do the music in church. -No, ask me for something else. 153 00:19:48,185 --> 00:19:50,779 People come to see you! 154 00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:54,744 -But I have a child to care for now. -Just a few hours a week. 155 00:19:54,825 --> 00:19:58,659 No, Stig. I would drive you insane. I'm serious. 156 00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:04,103 I can't even bear being in church. We wouldn't get along. 157 00:20:04,185 --> 00:20:06,653 -But please... -I said no! 158 00:20:06,745 --> 00:20:08,781 Lena... 159 00:20:30,465 --> 00:20:35,744 Here she is. The midwife, Helena. Seven hours late. 160 00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:40,818 -Helicopter! -Yes, Tore. A helicopter. 161 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:56,417 Everything looks good. He's so beautiful, Lena. 162 00:20:57,745 --> 00:21:01,943 -Are you sure his heart is okay? -Why do you ask? 163 00:21:02,025 --> 00:21:05,734 -His father died of a heart attack. -Don't you worry. 164 00:21:05,825 --> 00:21:08,544 His heart is beating really well. 165 00:21:12,945 --> 00:21:16,415 I was so happy with Daniel. 166 00:21:16,505 --> 00:21:19,383 You only get that kind of love once. 167 00:21:19,465 --> 00:21:23,583 We knew each other for 184 days. 168 00:21:24,945 --> 00:21:28,654 Why did he have to die? 169 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:31,339 Life is a mystery. 170 00:21:31,425 --> 00:21:36,055 Why did you find Stig in the road? Because he was lying there. 171 00:21:47,585 --> 00:21:51,021 Why is a truck stopping outside right at this moment? 172 00:21:52,065 --> 00:21:54,215 Because it does. 173 00:22:01,065 --> 00:22:03,738 Hello! Hello. 174 00:22:06,985 --> 00:22:09,783 -Hey. Hello. -Hello. 175 00:22:09,865 --> 00:22:14,893 I'm sorry to just show up like this, but I had to find you. 176 00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:18,500 So I asked around, and everyone knew who you were. 177 00:22:20,385 --> 00:22:22,262 You lost this. 178 00:22:22,345 --> 00:22:25,894 -Right, thanks. -I figured a lone boot isn't much good. 179 00:22:25,985 --> 00:22:29,182 -Thank you. -How did it go? 180 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,495 Well, it went really well. 181 00:22:31,585 --> 00:22:34,338 -Thanks, but it's getting cold. -Yeah. 182 00:22:34,425 --> 00:22:37,781 Hey, if you need help with anything... Any tiny thing. 183 00:22:37,865 --> 00:22:43,019 Like shopping, or anything. I live in the barracks down by the church. 184 00:22:43,105 --> 00:22:48,179 Just ask for Axel. So... I'm working on the renovation. 185 00:22:48,265 --> 00:22:52,383 The church foundation is old and rotten. It's a long...never mind. 186 00:22:52,465 --> 00:22:54,615 Don't worry. I don't need help. 187 00:22:54,705 --> 00:22:56,980 -But, still... -Thanks. 188 00:22:57,065 --> 00:22:58,862 Bye. 189 00:23:03,705 --> 00:23:07,220 We're going! I'm driving Stig home. Bye, Lena! 190 00:23:07,305 --> 00:23:08,863 Good bye! 191 00:23:57,265 --> 00:24:00,143 We're just getting some snow. 192 00:24:01,225 --> 00:24:04,262 Little darling... 193 00:24:04,345 --> 00:24:07,337 There. 194 00:25:42,145 --> 00:25:45,740 Think you're better than us? You're not. Remember that. 195 00:25:45,825 --> 00:25:51,980 You should just move away, Lena! Are you even certain who the father is? 196 00:26:29,305 --> 00:26:33,344 The door is locked. - Open up! 197 00:26:49,545 --> 00:26:52,821 There... There you go. 198 00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:56,295 We're just going in to visit uncle Stig. 199 00:27:02,025 --> 00:27:06,974 Stig! There's a funeral waiting for you! 200 00:27:07,065 --> 00:27:11,741 Good Lord! Stig! 201 00:27:11,825 --> 00:27:16,421 Stig! Good lord. 202 00:27:17,465 --> 00:27:23,176 What are you doing? Come on. Sit up. 203 00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:29,383 -Stig... -You know the last thing she said? 204 00:27:29,465 --> 00:27:34,619 Before she moved out after 25 years of marriage. 205 00:27:34,705 --> 00:27:38,664 "You've had all the chances you'll get, Stig." 206 00:27:38,745 --> 00:27:43,182 You need to take care of yourself. Stig, I am happy that you're alive. 207 00:27:43,265 --> 00:27:45,938 You know... 208 00:27:46,025 --> 00:27:52,703 Oh, Stig... It can't be this way! Good Lord. 209 00:28:05,665 --> 00:28:09,055 Bruno? What the heck is he doing here? 210 00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:11,739 Stig, what...? 211 00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:15,101 Stig! 212 00:28:15,185 --> 00:28:19,975 -Hey, Bjelke. -Good Lord, Stig... 213 00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:25,298 You're done as a priest. You're humiliating yourself as a human being. 214 00:28:26,425 --> 00:28:30,054 Lena Strandberg, meet church organist Bruno Tabert. 215 00:28:30,145 --> 00:28:33,262 Yes, we've met. 216 00:28:35,305 --> 00:28:39,821 It stinks worse than a brewery in here. You're shaming me! 217 00:28:39,905 --> 00:28:43,739 Feel free to taste one, Peter. They're good cookies. 218 00:28:43,825 --> 00:28:51,015 That's it! As head of the diocese, I'll handle the reopening of the church! 219 00:28:51,105 --> 00:28:53,494 It's going out live on TV, damn it! 220 00:28:53,585 --> 00:28:58,818 The Bishop already warned you. If I see you drunk one more time, you're fired! 221 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:03,820 -He wants to get rid of me! -Yes, I will replace you! 222 00:29:03,905 --> 00:29:08,535 Pastor Hellman will replace you for the anniversary service. You can't do it! 223 00:29:08,625 --> 00:29:12,743 -It's my church, and my parish. -Bullshit! 224 00:29:12,825 --> 00:29:18,980 You can't handle something like this. There is no way in hell! 225 00:29:19,065 --> 00:29:22,580 The Bishop wants Händel's Hallelujah. 226 00:29:22,665 --> 00:29:29,138 Bruno handles the anniversary concert and pastor Hellman the sermon on TV. 227 00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:35,460 Lena handles the music in my church. 228 00:29:35,545 --> 00:29:37,900 People come to see her. 229 00:29:39,305 --> 00:29:41,580 Lena? What the hell...? 230 00:29:41,665 --> 00:29:44,816 -In church? -Yeah? 231 00:29:46,545 --> 00:29:50,424 So what? What about that? 232 00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:55,976 This is a madhouse. 233 00:29:56,065 --> 00:30:00,820 You two leave! - I need to talk to you alone Stig. 234 00:30:12,505 --> 00:30:16,259 I didn't know you had any experience in church music. 235 00:30:16,345 --> 00:30:20,497 Just because you can wail in front of drunk hicks at a dance hall 236 00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:24,134 you shouldn't think you can cut it in a church. 237 00:30:26,305 --> 00:30:30,662 -But you can? -Big difference. I'm a church organist. 238 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:33,213 Five years studying church music. 239 00:30:33,305 --> 00:30:37,264 Yeah, I know. I fell for that once upon a time, in school choir. 240 00:30:37,345 --> 00:30:39,540 It sounded fancy, Bruno. 241 00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:43,459 I'm just here to see if anyone in the village choir 242 00:30:43,545 --> 00:30:46,981 is good enough for my anniversary concert. 243 00:30:47,065 --> 00:30:49,579 You can come audition, if you like. 244 00:30:51,585 --> 00:30:53,940 At the parish hall! 245 00:31:02,985 --> 00:31:05,818 Händel wrote this masterpiece. 246 00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:10,501 This piece is one long statement about the greatness of God. 247 00:31:10,585 --> 00:31:14,942 As the lyric says, "He shall reign forever and ever." 248 00:31:15,025 --> 00:31:18,574 He shall reign forever... 249 00:31:18,665 --> 00:31:22,055 There's a reason it's called the ultimate choir piece. 250 00:31:22,145 --> 00:31:27,060 I want to be... I want to be part of it. 251 00:31:27,145 --> 00:31:29,420 Just listen now. 252 00:31:31,745 --> 00:31:35,863 I am... I am perfect! 253 00:31:35,945 --> 00:31:40,063 Hear now. Listen, listen! The sopranos! 254 00:31:40,145 --> 00:31:43,182 And the booming kettle drums! 255 00:31:43,265 --> 00:31:49,454 At the London opening in 1743 George II stood up during the hallelujahs! 256 00:31:55,825 --> 00:32:00,023 You hear it... That's how great it is. 257 00:32:01,785 --> 00:32:04,982 Does any one of you think you can handle this? 258 00:32:06,265 --> 00:32:11,293 Maybe someone would like to sing part of it? 259 00:32:11,385 --> 00:32:17,904 I want to... I am perfect! 260 00:32:17,985 --> 00:32:23,218 Don't be ashamed. Händel didn't write for amateurs, but for trained voices. 261 00:32:23,305 --> 00:32:28,857 I will bring in singers and musicians from town, soloists, professionals. 262 00:32:28,945 --> 00:32:32,620 This is going to be great and impressive. 263 00:32:33,825 --> 00:32:38,535 What you stand for, Bruno... It sucks. It just sucks. 264 00:32:53,185 --> 00:32:56,973 -Don't mess with my methods. -You treat people like crap. 265 00:32:57,065 --> 00:33:00,296 I have the right to choose good voices for my concert. 266 00:33:00,385 --> 00:33:03,138 The reopening is going to be on live TV! 267 00:33:03,225 --> 00:33:05,614 You humiliate them. 268 00:33:05,705 --> 00:33:09,744 -I always treat people with respect. -You're such a good liar. 269 00:33:09,825 --> 00:33:14,341 -Just like you always did. -Now hold on a second. 270 00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:18,179 Don't bring that up. I can't help you blowing it out of proportion. 271 00:33:18,265 --> 00:33:21,735 Young girls do that. It was never serious to me. 272 00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:24,385 You were a good lay, nothing more. 273 00:33:24,465 --> 00:33:29,983 I got pregnant! You made me have an abortion! You drove me to the hospital! 274 00:33:30,065 --> 00:33:33,853 You said you'd be there on the couch when I got out, but you weren't! 275 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:37,335 That couch was empty! Now you listen to me! Shut up! 276 00:33:37,425 --> 00:33:42,579 You know what? I was 16. I rode all 180 kilometers on that bus alone! 277 00:33:42,665 --> 00:33:45,623 I was crying and bleeding. Then you denied it all! 278 00:33:45,705 --> 00:33:48,094 And you couldn't even see me. 279 00:33:48,185 --> 00:33:52,701 You threw me out of the school choir, so I couldn't hit the notes any more! 280 00:33:54,105 --> 00:33:58,576 And then you lied and said we'd never been together! You denied it all! 281 00:33:58,665 --> 00:34:02,135 -It could have been any of your guys. -But it was you! 282 00:34:02,225 --> 00:34:05,900 That's something you just know. I knew! 283 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,820 And now you've done it again. 284 00:34:09,905 --> 00:34:13,022 -What do you mean? -You don't think he... 285 00:34:13,105 --> 00:34:16,495 ...a world-famous conductor, was serious about you? 286 00:34:16,585 --> 00:34:19,782 A check-out girl from the super market? 287 00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:30,498 God damn you. Go away! You have nothing to do with our anniversary. 288 00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:34,373 You were one of many, Lena. I'm sorry to tell you that. 289 00:34:37,265 --> 00:34:40,575 And you know what? You're nothing, Lena. 290 00:34:40,665 --> 00:34:44,897 Händel wrote his music for more sophisticated souls than yours. 291 00:36:55,585 --> 00:36:58,338 Hi, Stig, it's me. Lena. 292 00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:01,576 Hey... 293 00:37:01,665 --> 00:37:05,544 I'll take that job doing the music in the church, like you asked me. 294 00:37:06,985 --> 00:37:09,260 Yeah. 295 00:37:09,345 --> 00:37:14,214 We're doing Händel's Hallelujah. We, us, ourselves. 296 00:37:14,305 --> 00:37:16,773 Everyone can be part of it. 297 00:37:16,865 --> 00:37:22,098 We're not just going to fill the church. We'll have a line outside. 298 00:37:22,185 --> 00:37:24,619 A long line. 299 00:37:25,665 --> 00:37:28,623 Yeah. Bye. 300 00:37:33,825 --> 00:37:37,534 We will... We will... 301 00:37:48,105 --> 00:37:52,656 Are you nuts? Händel's Hallelujah? That's too hard for us. 302 00:37:52,745 --> 00:37:56,420 -It's impossible. -No one can tell us what we can't do. 303 00:37:56,505 --> 00:37:58,814 People will laugh at you. 304 00:37:58,905 --> 00:38:04,025 They'll call you a megalomaniac. You can't even read music! 305 00:38:04,105 --> 00:38:11,216 -Stig was happy. -Are you having a post-natal episode? 306 00:38:11,305 --> 00:38:15,901 There's hardly a choir any more. Most everyone has moved away. 307 00:38:15,985 --> 00:38:18,499 It's too hard! 308 00:38:18,585 --> 00:38:21,657 It has to be Händel. 309 00:38:24,145 --> 00:38:29,299 Lena... No one here wants anyone to succeed. 310 00:38:29,385 --> 00:38:33,663 It'll be like her with the clothing store. No one bought from her. 311 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:38,614 They'd drive 180 kilometers to shop, since they didn't want her to succeed. 312 00:38:38,705 --> 00:38:42,141 -And she ended up hanging herself. -Will you shut up? 313 00:38:42,225 --> 00:38:45,456 People will say even worse things about you. 314 00:38:52,345 --> 00:38:55,894 I don't want him to hear me swear, but you're being unfair. 315 00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:59,455 You are so damned determined. 316 00:39:06,425 --> 00:39:10,100 Remember when you gave me my first bike? 317 00:39:10,185 --> 00:39:15,339 After the car accident. When I'd come to Grandma's and Grandpa's. 318 00:39:15,425 --> 00:39:19,100 You took a photo of me. It's there, above the accordion guy. 319 00:39:19,185 --> 00:39:21,540 Yes, so? 320 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:24,856 That's when you promised to always help me. 321 00:39:24,945 --> 00:39:27,505 Yeah, sure... 322 00:39:31,305 --> 00:39:35,218 It's going to be on TV. Live. 323 00:39:35,305 --> 00:39:38,138 The entire anniversary concert. 324 00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:49,019 You're incredible, Lena. You just never give up. 325 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:06,654 Don't you think of me? Are we supposed to be colleagues? 326 00:40:06,745 --> 00:40:10,181 Are Lena and I supposed to have coffee together here? 327 00:40:10,265 --> 00:40:12,733 She'll fill the church, she says. 328 00:40:12,825 --> 00:40:17,501 Don't you know what she wants? She just wants attention. 329 00:40:17,585 --> 00:40:22,101 -I can feel it, deep in my cells. -She said there will be a long line. 330 00:40:22,185 --> 00:40:25,814 -Hold this, Siv. -I've supported you for 20 years! 331 00:40:25,905 --> 00:40:30,456 Am I not good enough any more? Do you know how much I have suffered for you? 332 00:40:30,545 --> 00:40:33,503 Please, Siv. 333 00:40:33,585 --> 00:40:37,373 -This is my chance. -You've been blinded. 334 00:40:37,465 --> 00:40:40,298 Let her in, and that's the end of our church. 335 00:40:44,185 --> 00:40:50,863 Well, hello there. Eight people in there. Counting Jesus on the cross. 336 00:40:50,945 --> 00:40:53,903 Do you think he should join in? 337 00:40:54,945 --> 00:40:58,381 Good, bring some more chairs, and we can sit here together. 338 00:40:58,465 --> 00:41:00,820 I'm new here, but I have to ask: 339 00:41:00,905 --> 00:41:06,298 How will you do this? Händel has more parts than the village has people. 340 00:41:06,385 --> 00:41:11,664 Lena worked the check-out for 16 years, she knows everyone within 100 km. 341 00:41:11,745 --> 00:41:14,817 So all you need to join is to have bought some milk? 342 00:41:14,905 --> 00:41:16,975 Everyone who wants to can join. 343 00:41:17,065 --> 00:41:20,296 Händel's Hallelujah is a classical masterpiece. 344 00:41:20,385 --> 00:41:23,695 I know what's required. I used to be in a marching band. 345 00:41:23,785 --> 00:41:27,016 -I can't read music. -Me neither. 346 00:41:27,105 --> 00:41:31,576 That doesn't matter. We'll go slow. We'll start with the first note. 347 00:41:31,665 --> 00:41:35,294 And then we go until we reach the middle, and then keep working. 348 00:41:35,385 --> 00:41:39,094 And once we've reached the end, we're done. 349 00:41:39,185 --> 00:41:45,533 Do you believe that? One step at a time until we've climbed Mount Everest? 350 00:41:45,625 --> 00:41:47,502 -Maybe. -I don't. 351 00:41:47,585 --> 00:41:50,861 Bickering is no way to start singing hallelujah. 352 00:41:50,945 --> 00:41:54,699 Good Lord... Raise your hands if you think we can pull this off. 353 00:41:54,785 --> 00:41:57,219 I am perfect! 354 00:41:57,305 --> 00:42:02,299 This will be fun. It's going to on TV, and everything. 355 00:42:12,025 --> 00:42:14,983 What are you doing? You're defying me. 356 00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:19,820 -She said she'll fill the church. -You've lost it. Have you been seduced? 357 00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:22,544 Hey, Stig. 358 00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:26,015 What was it again? How many people does the church take? 359 00:42:26,105 --> 00:42:28,665 167 people. 360 00:42:28,745 --> 00:42:33,899 Right. Exactly. That's how many we'll be. 361 00:42:35,225 --> 00:42:38,183 Right, the chorus keeps recurring, so if we... 362 00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:42,224 You said it was my concert. Just get them out and lock the door. 363 00:42:42,305 --> 00:42:45,934 I have no right to throw you out, Stig. Not yet. 364 00:42:46,025 --> 00:42:49,904 But know one thing: this is your suicide. 365 00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:53,102 Hey, Stig. One more thing. 366 00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:58,496 When celebrating an anniversary, don't you wear special clothes? 367 00:42:58,585 --> 00:43:01,702 So should we all wear the same color? 368 00:43:01,785 --> 00:43:08,054 -If it's an anniversary, maybe blue? -Yeah. Maybe blue. 369 00:43:09,425 --> 00:43:13,976 Well, if I'm going to be on TV, I want to look good. 370 00:43:14,065 --> 00:43:18,217 -Me too. -Let's advertise for more people. 371 00:43:18,305 --> 00:43:21,103 And we can have auditions in the parish house. 372 00:43:21,185 --> 00:43:26,134 -Right! -That was a good idea. 373 00:43:46,505 --> 00:43:50,293 -Thank you! -I can also do this one. 374 00:44:02,705 --> 00:44:05,344 Amazing. 375 00:44:05,425 --> 00:44:09,623 Wonderful, thank you. You can be useful, Sture. 376 00:44:11,705 --> 00:44:13,536 Make a note of that. 377 00:44:19,425 --> 00:44:22,144 Azra Begovic. 378 00:44:53,465 --> 00:44:58,220 What the hell? Give me the phone! Give me the goddamned phone! 379 00:44:58,305 --> 00:45:03,857 -You fucking old coot! -She can't bleep while someone plays! 380 00:45:03,945 --> 00:45:07,904 Come on, give Marie her phone. 381 00:45:07,985 --> 00:45:10,055 You idiot! 382 00:45:10,145 --> 00:45:13,217 -She's Jonas's, poor girl. -Keep your nose out. 383 00:45:13,305 --> 00:45:18,299 -There has to be order and discipline! -Please... - Marie! 384 00:45:19,465 --> 00:45:21,456 Marie! 385 00:45:31,265 --> 00:45:34,575 I'm sick of old men who think they know everything. 386 00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:39,295 Yeah. Are you staying with your dad? 387 00:45:39,385 --> 00:45:42,218 Nutcase. You know that. 388 00:45:43,465 --> 00:45:47,060 Come back on Thursday. 389 00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:51,457 -We need you here. -What kind of audition is this? 390 00:45:51,545 --> 00:45:55,504 -What did you have in mind? -A regular audition, of course. 391 00:45:57,105 --> 00:46:00,575 -Do a wheelie! -Why do you want a regular audition? 392 00:46:03,345 --> 00:46:06,496 To be famous, of course! 393 00:46:42,025 --> 00:46:45,017 Oh, here's that renowned conductor's kid. 394 00:46:45,105 --> 00:46:47,858 -I haven't seen... -His name is Jakob. 395 00:46:47,945 --> 00:46:50,584 You've really put on airs. 396 00:46:50,665 --> 00:46:54,214 Well... I just wanted to see what he looked like. 397 00:46:57,905 --> 00:47:00,897 -Hello! -Hello. 398 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:05,536 Do you want a hot dog? My treat. 399 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:09,823 No thanks. Or, well... Maybe. 400 00:47:09,905 --> 00:47:15,298 I'm... I'm actually starving, to be honest. 401 00:47:15,385 --> 00:47:18,343 So, two hot dogs. 402 00:47:28,425 --> 00:47:31,781 What are you doing in the church? 403 00:47:31,865 --> 00:47:35,938 -I'm asking myself the same thing. -What do you want to do? 404 00:47:41,105 --> 00:47:43,665 If you knew what I'd gone through. 405 00:47:43,745 --> 00:47:48,944 Since I got pregnant, people have said I slept with him because he was famous. 406 00:47:49,025 --> 00:47:52,654 It's not true. I loved him. 407 00:47:54,665 --> 00:47:59,181 With him, I liked myself. I was happy. 408 00:48:00,665 --> 00:48:03,259 I got pregnant, and he died. 409 00:48:03,345 --> 00:48:07,702 He had a heart attack in a bathroom, hit his head and bled to death. 410 00:48:09,385 --> 00:48:11,945 No one ever stops. 411 00:48:21,705 --> 00:48:26,540 Hey, we're doing Händel's Hallelujah. We're going to fill the church. 412 00:48:28,065 --> 00:48:31,341 I get why you're curious. You've seen us there. 413 00:48:32,665 --> 00:48:35,384 You've got something there. 414 00:48:36,865 --> 00:48:38,935 I'm sure it will be amazing. 415 00:48:42,905 --> 00:48:45,294 Do you believe in love? 416 00:48:57,305 --> 00:48:59,660 This is me. 417 00:49:01,265 --> 00:49:03,415 And my wife. 418 00:49:03,505 --> 00:49:07,339 We'd just won the gold medal for quickstep. 419 00:49:07,425 --> 00:49:11,543 -Quickstep? -Yeah. It's the best dance ever. 420 00:49:11,625 --> 00:49:15,334 Lots of rapid steps. A mix of foxtrot and... 421 00:49:15,425 --> 00:49:21,773 Well, it has... Lots of syncopation. You must be light-footed. Weightless. 422 00:49:21,865 --> 00:49:26,461 -Show me. -Show you? Here? 423 00:49:26,545 --> 00:49:32,063 -Yeah, show me a bit. Why not? -No... 424 00:49:32,145 --> 00:49:34,898 Well, I guess I have to. 425 00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:45,657 You have to be real close. The two of you should feel like one person. 426 00:49:45,745 --> 00:49:49,021 First step, then chassé. 427 00:49:49,105 --> 00:49:52,222 Then hop, lockstep, turn... 428 00:49:52,305 --> 00:49:57,060 Down over the hip, toss her up, you know. Lockstep, turn... 429 00:50:04,505 --> 00:50:08,862 Thanks, that was nice. I have to get going. 430 00:50:11,745 --> 00:50:13,736 Bye. 431 00:51:00,785 --> 00:51:02,855 Hi. 432 00:51:02,945 --> 00:51:06,176 -I've been waiting for you. -What do you want? 433 00:51:06,265 --> 00:51:10,497 -I bet you're busy. -Just tell me what you want. 434 00:51:10,585 --> 00:51:14,703 I understand if you feel that you're in too deep. 435 00:51:14,785 --> 00:51:18,619 -Are you afraid we'll pull it off? -It's impossible, Lena. 436 00:51:18,705 --> 00:51:23,904 All the vocal parts, violins, kettle drums, trumpets, bassoons... 437 00:51:25,465 --> 00:51:29,174 This is my TV concert! You can't stop me! 438 00:51:29,265 --> 00:51:35,261 You're hanging by a thread. Once that priest gets drunk again, you're out. 439 00:51:35,345 --> 00:51:38,143 Bruno! Let me go. 440 00:51:38,225 --> 00:51:42,184 Damn... You're doing this for revenge. 441 00:51:43,345 --> 00:51:47,338 Don't you see that I am just trying to give you a chance to walk away? 442 00:51:48,585 --> 00:51:52,214 People are already laughing at you. 443 00:51:52,305 --> 00:51:56,583 You have nothing, Lena. Well, you have your looks. 444 00:51:56,665 --> 00:52:01,898 You've tried to use that to get ahead, to become someone. 445 00:52:01,985 --> 00:52:07,696 Don't think you're a fucking musician because you slept with a conductor! 446 00:52:52,345 --> 00:52:56,179 What do you mean bassoons? 447 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:52,104 -We need violins. Lots of them. -Sure. We have one. 448 00:53:52,185 --> 00:53:55,894 -Make some calls, Arne! -Right. 449 00:53:57,705 --> 00:54:03,098 If you knew how much I have listened to it. I've heard something. 450 00:54:03,185 --> 00:54:06,063 -Can you get kettle drums? -They're expensive. 451 00:54:06,145 --> 00:54:09,535 We need trumpets. And bassoons. 452 00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:12,537 Bassoons? No one here plays the bassoon. 453 00:54:12,625 --> 00:54:15,583 Sure, but they sound like this. 454 00:54:17,665 --> 00:54:20,862 Where the hell are they? 455 00:54:20,945 --> 00:54:25,097 -They're so nice. -I have a birch-bark horn here. 456 00:54:25,185 --> 00:54:31,977 Good Lord, Arne. Bassoons. We need them. 457 00:54:32,065 --> 00:54:34,135 Okay. 458 00:55:20,665 --> 00:55:22,701 You're so cute! 459 00:55:31,345 --> 00:55:34,860 That's a half-note. There. 460 00:55:34,945 --> 00:55:37,220 And now, the triplets. 461 00:55:38,385 --> 00:55:41,775 And together... 462 00:55:41,865 --> 00:55:46,495 No, Florence. This isn't working. Sheet music isn't my thing. 463 00:55:46,585 --> 00:55:49,622 How will you handle the psalms at mass? 464 00:55:49,705 --> 00:55:53,015 The psalms? I know them by heart. 465 00:55:54,185 --> 00:55:57,097 521? 466 00:56:04,385 --> 00:56:06,580 124? 467 00:56:21,905 --> 00:56:25,614 I was in the pew with Grandma every Sunday until I was 13. 468 00:56:25,705 --> 00:56:29,141 I was so happy to see the both of you there. 469 00:56:29,225 --> 00:56:31,739 I just sat there feeling sorry for Jesus. 470 00:56:31,825 --> 00:56:35,101 Why did he have to suffer on the cross every Sunday? 471 00:56:35,185 --> 00:56:40,259 -Why didn't anyone help him get down? -Love comes through suffering. 472 00:56:40,345 --> 00:56:43,940 Stig... I don't want him hearing crap like that. Ever. 473 00:56:44,025 --> 00:56:47,461 -Lena, you're so forceful... -Pardon me. 474 00:56:47,545 --> 00:56:52,335 It's just difficult to take you blathering on about suffering. 475 00:56:52,425 --> 00:56:58,057 And every night: "Pray for God to forgive your sins, Lena." 476 00:57:02,545 --> 00:57:06,982 No, good Lord! Don't give him alcohol! He could be fired. 477 00:57:08,865 --> 00:57:15,816 Please, Lena. It's just a small brandy. Calm down, now. 478 00:57:15,905 --> 00:57:19,056 Grandma went to church her entire life. 479 00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:22,376 She couldn't name one thing she was good at. 480 00:57:22,465 --> 00:57:25,377 She didn't think she had any worth. 481 00:57:25,465 --> 00:57:30,983 You know what she said, "Don't think you're anything special, Lena." 482 00:57:43,105 --> 00:57:47,735 -Marie! What do you say? -Thanks for the ride? 483 00:57:47,825 --> 00:57:52,899 Dad. "Thanks for the ride, Dad". You need to stop being so cocky! 484 00:57:58,025 --> 00:58:01,938 Use all of your bodies! Let me hear it from your toes! 485 00:58:02,025 --> 00:58:05,734 This is good. One, two, three... 486 00:58:07,105 --> 00:58:09,175 Louder! 487 00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:13,423 -Put them on again. -Stop it. 488 00:58:13,505 --> 00:58:17,942 We are putting them on again! Let me see what it feels like. 489 00:58:18,025 --> 00:58:23,736 We'll put them on and spread out. What does it feel like to be hidden in here? 490 00:58:23,825 --> 00:58:26,737 -This is complete insanity. -Locked in! 491 00:58:26,825 --> 00:58:33,936 Shuffle around! Hunch down. Explore the feeling. Crawl. 492 00:58:34,025 --> 00:58:38,416 Stop it now! This feels ridiculous. 493 00:58:38,505 --> 00:58:45,058 Arne, we'll take them off, but... Stand up now, slowly. 494 00:58:45,145 --> 00:58:48,342 We'll take off the lamp shades together...now. 495 00:58:51,465 --> 00:58:56,141 Look around! Great, look around! 496 00:58:56,225 --> 00:59:00,218 Look at each other! 497 00:59:00,305 --> 00:59:04,218 Great. Put them away, we're adding the instruments. Come on. 498 00:59:06,265 --> 00:59:08,779 Shades off! 499 00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:13,660 There you go. Come on. 500 00:59:24,345 --> 00:59:26,859 Good, Sture. And you go... 501 00:59:29,505 --> 00:59:35,216 Great. Let's do the chorus! - Come on! 502 00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:39,742 I counted. It's in there 42 times. If we know that, we know a lot! 503 00:59:39,825 --> 00:59:44,103 Use all of your bodies! One, two, three... 504 00:59:45,745 --> 00:59:48,100 Louder! Great! 505 00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:51,018 How are you getting out of this mess, Stig? 506 00:59:51,105 --> 00:59:56,338 Bruno Tabert is rehearsing with a real choir and orchestra, you know. 507 00:59:56,425 --> 00:59:59,223 Louder! 508 01:00:01,145 --> 01:00:03,454 Great! 509 01:00:03,545 --> 01:00:06,821 Yeah! Good! 510 01:00:40,185 --> 01:00:42,460 Lena. 511 01:00:43,705 --> 01:00:48,825 Has anyone other than you seen him? Good. Don't let him out. 512 01:00:48,905 --> 01:00:51,419 I'll see if I can... 513 01:01:12,545 --> 01:01:16,094 You know, it is the breakfast of champions. 514 01:01:18,905 --> 01:01:22,181 -This is a good man, Lena. -Listen up! 515 01:01:22,265 --> 01:01:27,817 -The concert's dead if anyone sees you. -What? I'm not that drunk. 516 01:01:27,905 --> 01:01:31,739 If you want me to stay, you need to stop drinking. 517 01:01:31,825 --> 01:01:34,976 Not another drop, or it's all over. 518 01:01:35,065 --> 01:01:38,740 -God's punishment is harsh! -Stop that talk. 519 01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:41,703 It's just the invention of some old men. 520 01:01:41,785 --> 01:01:45,778 You'd have a thin Bible if you tore out the pages on God's punishment. 521 01:01:45,865 --> 01:01:52,464 -I need you to promise me, now. -I promise you, and this bricklayer. 522 01:01:52,545 --> 01:01:57,699 Oh my, now I forgot about God! 523 01:01:57,785 --> 01:02:02,381 -Do you think God has a sense of humor? -He invented humor, Stig! 524 01:02:03,665 --> 01:02:08,785 What if it says in the Bible... 525 01:02:08,865 --> 01:02:14,098 -Do you have a black book on you? -No, but I can tell you a joke. 526 01:02:14,185 --> 01:02:17,894 There was a priest who was going to visit a nunnery... 527 01:02:25,385 --> 01:02:30,778 Thank you, Axel. Don't let him out until he is stone-cold sober. 528 01:02:30,865 --> 01:02:33,174 It was good of you to call. 529 01:02:36,785 --> 01:02:39,538 One, two, three, four... 530 01:02:46,345 --> 01:02:48,495 One more time! And a... 531 01:02:52,905 --> 01:02:55,180 Stop, stop, stop! 532 01:02:55,265 --> 01:02:58,541 Very nice, thank you. Let's try something new. 533 01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:02,459 We're going to spread out and take over the entire room! 534 01:03:02,545 --> 01:03:06,220 I want us to be like one body even though we're spread out. 535 01:03:06,305 --> 01:03:09,502 Drop the sheet music, we don't need it now. 536 01:03:09,585 --> 01:03:12,782 Get out there in the pews. Come on. 537 01:03:12,865 --> 01:03:16,255 And I want you to look at each other. 538 01:03:16,345 --> 01:03:21,738 And when you feel the moment is right, when you have contact, you start. 539 01:03:21,825 --> 01:03:26,740 Listen to each other. Don't look at me, look at each other. Great. 540 01:03:26,825 --> 01:03:29,259 Because I won't tell you when to start. 541 01:03:29,345 --> 01:03:34,624 Now I really have to protest. Someone has got to be in charge. 542 01:03:35,665 --> 01:03:40,420 Or what do you say? Why are you all silent? Are you sheep? 543 01:03:40,505 --> 01:03:44,942 It's about hitting the notes and the beats and knowing your part. 544 01:03:45,025 --> 01:03:49,303 It's your job to make that happen. I am a good tenor. I love singing. 545 01:03:49,385 --> 01:03:53,173 I love Händel. I practice at home. I have devoted time to this. 546 01:03:53,265 --> 01:03:55,984 Someone has to bloody decide when we start! 547 01:03:58,465 --> 01:04:01,662 Let's take a break here and have some coffee. 548 01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:07,423 We have to give her some time. 549 01:04:08,545 --> 01:04:12,015 This looks so good! Very nice. 550 01:04:14,465 --> 01:04:20,097 That one has coffee, and that one has tea. Feel free. 551 01:04:33,505 --> 01:04:36,144 Now what are you planning? 552 01:04:44,945 --> 01:04:47,698 Hello. Hi! 553 01:04:49,465 --> 01:04:53,856 I have kept my promise, two weeks now. 554 01:04:53,945 --> 01:04:57,176 -Good! -And how are you doing here? 555 01:04:57,265 --> 01:04:59,859 Well... 556 01:04:59,945 --> 01:05:03,176 I don't know. I feel kind of blocked. 557 01:05:03,265 --> 01:05:08,942 Something's not working here. We are not in contact with each other. 558 01:05:09,025 --> 01:05:14,019 We need to move about, and... 559 01:05:16,745 --> 01:05:19,817 What if we removed the pews? 560 01:05:19,905 --> 01:05:26,663 Remove the pews? You can't do that! Here, take him. 561 01:05:26,745 --> 01:05:31,057 You are insane. You and your sudden inspirations. 562 01:05:31,145 --> 01:05:35,696 Yeah, I trust in them. Although that one did come out of nowhere. 563 01:05:35,785 --> 01:05:39,778 It's out of the question! This is a church! 564 01:05:39,865 --> 01:05:43,744 You cannot remove pews! They've always been there! 565 01:05:43,825 --> 01:05:49,855 Maybe it's long overdue, then! People are done sitting down. 566 01:05:49,945 --> 01:05:53,460 This is ridiculous. You are insane. 567 01:05:53,545 --> 01:05:57,060 -I know it will wok. -No! 568 01:05:57,145 --> 01:06:00,820 It's not natural to sit in rows like that. 569 01:06:03,345 --> 01:06:08,055 What if you've forgotten what's natural and can't understand it when I say it? 570 01:06:12,585 --> 01:06:17,420 -I can take Jakob. -Yes, please do. 571 01:06:20,625 --> 01:06:25,779 -I'm quite sure Jesus didn't like pews. -Don't drag Jesus into this! 572 01:06:25,865 --> 01:06:29,824 It will work. I feel it. People will like it. 573 01:06:29,905 --> 01:06:33,580 -Come on out, Stig. -No! 574 01:06:33,665 --> 01:06:37,294 Stig, I just want to talk to you. 575 01:06:39,225 --> 01:06:43,104 I'll stay here until you come out. Maybe all day long. 576 01:06:45,665 --> 01:06:48,657 -Stig? -Yes... 577 01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:54,174 Stig, we belong together. 578 01:07:08,465 --> 01:07:10,854 You are insane. 579 01:07:17,185 --> 01:07:20,302 The pews are part of the secret behind all this. 580 01:07:20,385 --> 01:07:23,934 People have stared into the backs of each other's necks. 581 01:07:24,025 --> 01:07:28,860 And stared at you, and that guy up there. That doesn't make anyone happy. 582 01:07:28,945 --> 01:07:33,860 -You shouldn't have to listen to this. -But, Siv, just imagine it. 583 01:07:33,945 --> 01:07:37,540 People will love it. The entire church will be packed! 584 01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:41,334 They'll write about Stig in the history books! 585 01:07:41,425 --> 01:07:46,101 -"The first priest to remove the pews"! -Don't you hear it, Stig? 586 01:07:46,185 --> 01:07:52,533 -You're being tested by God. -If we don't double mass attendance... 587 01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:54,661 ...we'll put them back. 588 01:07:57,905 --> 01:08:00,783 No, that's no problem. 589 01:08:00,865 --> 01:08:06,462 Sure, they will fit in your barn. We'll stack 'em up real nice. 590 01:08:06,545 --> 01:08:11,380 You don't have to talk about it. I don't know, about four meters. 591 01:08:11,465 --> 01:08:16,664 And one meter high. Twenty of them. - Tore, please... 592 01:08:16,745 --> 01:08:20,499 Yeah, what do you mean? That's no problem. 593 01:08:20,585 --> 01:08:24,578 But, Nils-Petter, this is huge. 594 01:08:24,665 --> 01:08:31,377 You can tell your grandkids you were the one to put the pews in your barn. 595 01:08:31,465 --> 01:08:35,253 Yeah! That's the spirit. Bye. 596 01:08:36,305 --> 01:08:39,615 It's fine, Siv, we're saving the screws. 597 01:08:39,705 --> 01:08:45,382 Don't touch me! Don't comfort me, I need to suffer right now. 598 01:08:45,465 --> 01:08:50,823 I can feel it in my entire body. You're abusing something sacred. 599 01:09:33,025 --> 01:09:35,778 I have to go tell Stig something. 600 01:09:35,865 --> 01:09:38,618 Tore, come here. 601 01:10:14,225 --> 01:10:17,535 What happened in there was amazing. 602 01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:20,298 Really. 603 01:10:21,385 --> 01:10:24,297 It wasn't quickstep, though. 604 01:10:26,065 --> 01:10:29,978 I can teach you to dance quickstep, if you want to. 605 01:10:31,425 --> 01:10:33,939 Do you want to? 606 01:10:35,265 --> 01:10:40,055 -Well? -Axel, you're funny and charming... 607 01:10:41,305 --> 01:10:46,425 I can't help but laugh when I see you work sometimes. 608 01:10:46,505 --> 01:10:51,863 But I'm just not interested. Just so you know. 609 01:10:51,945 --> 01:10:55,062 At least you laughed a little. 610 01:10:55,145 --> 01:10:57,613 Can I show you? 611 01:10:58,945 --> 01:11:02,301 Just a few steps. 612 01:11:07,625 --> 01:11:10,458 Remember that it doesn't mean anything. 613 01:11:12,345 --> 01:11:16,304 -Well? -What are you actually doing in there? 614 01:11:18,905 --> 01:11:22,261 -In church. -Promise not to laugh. 615 01:11:22,345 --> 01:11:24,176 Yeah. 616 01:11:24,265 --> 01:11:27,575 He will not grow up in a village that crushes your spirit. 617 01:12:14,865 --> 01:12:19,302 -We are gathered here today... -Stig, Stig. Relax. 618 01:12:19,385 --> 01:12:23,856 Right. I was thinking that we should... 619 01:12:23,945 --> 01:12:28,143 ...talk a bit about the life and deeds of Jesus. 620 01:12:28,225 --> 01:12:30,864 -Right. -Yes. 621 01:12:33,025 --> 01:12:39,055 Does anyone have a special request? 622 01:12:45,105 --> 01:12:50,099 I was thinking... What if we held a dance in church? 623 01:12:51,305 --> 01:12:56,618 Dance? In church? You are insane. 624 01:12:56,705 --> 01:13:02,621 -To attract people. We need to be many. -Dance? That was Arne's idea, right? 625 01:13:02,705 --> 01:13:06,903 He is shallow, driving around in his old American car. 626 01:13:06,985 --> 01:13:11,661 Stop it, Stig. When did driving an American car make you shallow? 627 01:13:11,745 --> 01:13:14,942 We're having a hard time attracting people. 628 01:13:23,065 --> 01:13:25,260 -Don't pick up. -But it's ringing. 629 01:13:25,345 --> 01:13:28,417 It might be the Bishop or Bjelke. 630 01:13:28,505 --> 01:13:32,054 -Why not answer them? -Stop with your questions. 631 01:13:32,145 --> 01:13:36,297 And of course there's no dancing in church. You must get that. 632 01:13:36,385 --> 01:13:42,699 -Maybe someone wants pastoral care? -No one wants pastoral care here! 633 01:13:42,785 --> 01:13:46,255 I told you not to pick up! 634 01:13:46,345 --> 01:13:51,180 Just the fact that you're here makes people think and imagine things. 635 01:13:51,265 --> 01:13:57,898 What? What do they think? "Oh, she's dating him now." 636 01:14:00,705 --> 01:14:04,618 Nowhere in the Bible did Jesus have a dance in the synagogue. 637 01:14:04,705 --> 01:14:12,100 No, he never thought of it. If he had, I am sure he would have arranged it. 638 01:14:12,185 --> 01:14:15,939 You're insane. Don't you get it? We'll be fired. 639 01:14:17,465 --> 01:14:20,104 But our purpose is good. 640 01:14:23,825 --> 01:14:27,454 -Don't pick it up! -What? It might be for me! 641 01:14:27,545 --> 01:14:31,094 People are busy talking. We're a couple now and I live here. 642 01:14:37,225 --> 01:14:41,343 I told you not to pick up! 643 01:14:41,425 --> 01:14:47,261 -You don't respect me and my views. -This is no joke to me, Stig. 644 01:14:47,345 --> 01:14:50,337 This is our chance. 645 01:14:50,425 --> 01:14:55,021 Look at it this way: coffee, baked goods and dance. 646 01:14:55,105 --> 01:14:58,302 People will be there. 647 01:15:24,625 --> 01:15:29,460 COMMUNITY DANCE WITH COFFEE 648 01:15:35,465 --> 01:15:40,141 We need to get the construction stuff out. Can someone take the cement mixer? 649 01:15:40,225 --> 01:15:45,538 I want to note that I had to force myself to come. Against my will. 650 01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:49,698 I am only doing it because coffee here is my responsibility. 651 01:15:49,785 --> 01:15:52,140 I won't be dancing in God's house. 652 01:15:52,225 --> 01:15:59,336 What is this crap? I have to be allowed to decide things in my own church! 653 01:16:00,785 --> 01:16:03,174 No! Get out! 654 01:16:03,265 --> 01:16:07,975 I figured we'd wear these. Just grab one. 655 01:16:08,065 --> 01:16:10,704 So people know who to sign up with. 656 01:16:10,785 --> 01:16:14,141 -Such fun! -It's no use being shy. 657 01:16:16,105 --> 01:16:18,619 What is this madness? 658 01:16:18,705 --> 01:16:24,177 This is a sacred space! You're shallow, Arne. Everything you do is shallow! 659 01:16:24,265 --> 01:16:28,577 I'm doing this for us. To get people to the anniversary concert. 660 01:16:28,665 --> 01:16:33,136 -What are these knickknacks? -Hand painted. It's art. 661 01:16:33,225 --> 01:16:36,934 -Some people like them. -They're awful. Distasteful. 662 01:16:37,025 --> 01:16:41,303 -Crap like this for 300 crowns? -We need money for kettle drums. 663 01:16:41,385 --> 01:16:45,583 -I guess that's shallow too? -No selling of crap here! 664 01:16:45,665 --> 01:16:51,217 You're always selling people ridiculous trinkets! You're not normal! 665 01:16:54,505 --> 01:16:58,214 Normal? Who the heck is normal? 666 01:16:58,305 --> 01:17:04,414 Yes, I do like meat and potatoes. But I guess that's shallow too. 667 01:17:04,505 --> 01:17:08,657 This concert is important to me. I find this to be fun. 668 01:17:08,745 --> 01:17:11,578 The choir is my family. 669 01:17:12,705 --> 01:17:16,539 I have to be allowed to say something. 670 01:17:16,625 --> 01:17:20,743 I am over at the coffee table, and I see Lena give Stig a glass of water. 671 01:17:20,825 --> 01:17:23,134 While Arne here is sad. 672 01:17:23,225 --> 01:17:28,094 And Stig smiles, thanking Lena so sweetly. For a glass of water? 673 01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:33,179 You never notice what I do. Have you ever noticed what I do for you, Stig? 674 01:17:33,265 --> 01:17:38,498 I've held you up, dried you off and sent you off to your damned sermons! 675 01:17:38,585 --> 01:17:40,860 But I'm not worth anything! 676 01:17:40,945 --> 01:17:45,496 And you go around, laughing, thinking everything's fine. But it isn't fine! 677 01:17:45,585 --> 01:17:48,099 Nothing is fine! 678 01:17:51,065 --> 01:17:53,738 I guess you just want me to be like her. 679 01:17:53,825 --> 01:17:57,977 I am nothing to you! 680 01:17:58,065 --> 01:18:00,374 Dear Siv... 681 01:18:05,985 --> 01:18:08,135 Don't touch me! 682 01:18:10,785 --> 01:18:13,663 -I like you, Siv. -No, you don't! 683 01:18:13,745 --> 01:18:16,179 Yes I do, Siv. I like you. 684 01:18:16,265 --> 01:18:19,860 -Then why don't you say it? -I am saying it. 685 01:18:20,945 --> 01:18:23,220 I like you, Siv. 686 01:18:26,105 --> 01:18:29,381 There are already people in the parking lot. 687 01:18:29,465 --> 01:18:33,094 -Seriously? -Tore, start ringing the bells. 688 01:18:35,025 --> 01:18:36,936 Here we go. 689 01:19:08,585 --> 01:19:10,860 -Hello, hello. -Hi there, Arne. 690 01:19:10,945 --> 01:19:15,780 Hello, hello. - Hello, welcome! - Welcome. 691 01:19:15,865 --> 01:19:18,299 -What? -Do you have a violin? 692 01:19:18,385 --> 01:19:21,821 Sorry, Ursula, what's your phone number? 693 01:19:23,345 --> 01:19:25,813 -Violin. -Violin? What's your name? 694 01:19:25,905 --> 01:19:28,180 -Stina. -Hi, Stina. 695 01:19:32,785 --> 01:19:35,379 Come on, Tore! 696 01:19:35,465 --> 01:19:37,774 Go, Tore! 697 01:21:33,585 --> 01:21:37,464 No. No, I have to go! 698 01:23:03,345 --> 01:23:08,021 Lundgren's dogs needed a run. Do you and Jakob want to come along? 699 01:23:08,105 --> 01:23:10,573 -This early in the morning? -Yeah. 700 01:23:10,665 --> 01:23:14,658 You'll never see a better morning. 701 01:23:14,745 --> 01:23:18,624 No... Yes. 702 01:24:20,425 --> 01:24:23,462 I am so happy you said yes. 703 01:24:23,545 --> 01:24:26,821 Hi! - Mom and Dad had dogs when I was a kid. 704 01:24:26,905 --> 01:24:30,500 We'd travel around to competitions, my siblings and I. 705 01:24:30,585 --> 01:24:33,895 Four-dog teams, eight-dog teams, relay races... 706 01:24:39,105 --> 01:24:41,699 I have such a hard time keeping things in. 707 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:46,415 But I don't dare to speak, not wanting to disturb anything. 708 01:24:46,505 --> 01:24:49,497 And still, I'm talking, so... 709 01:24:55,305 --> 01:24:57,739 I think you're really nice, Lena. 710 01:25:01,465 --> 01:25:04,343 Do you want to hold him for a bit? 711 01:25:11,185 --> 01:25:13,779 Head up. 712 01:25:15,105 --> 01:25:20,099 When I was a kid, I'd pretend to have a dog. It was an amazing dog. 713 01:25:21,385 --> 01:25:24,616 I'd pretend it would walk me to school every morning. 714 01:25:24,705 --> 01:25:28,300 All the way there. 715 01:25:28,385 --> 01:25:33,095 Yes, all the way... - And I'd pat him and tell him to go home. 716 01:25:33,185 --> 01:25:38,020 And it would go home. Every kid should have a dog. 717 01:25:41,905 --> 01:25:44,465 What's the matter, Axel? 718 01:25:44,545 --> 01:25:47,378 I'm sorry. 719 01:25:50,185 --> 01:25:54,417 Sorry, I didn't know just how to... How to tell you. 720 01:25:57,625 --> 01:26:01,538 I felt that it was important for you to know. 721 01:26:04,905 --> 01:26:08,864 It's been two years now... I was just going to... 722 01:26:08,945 --> 01:26:14,383 They were just going to take the car to the library. 723 01:26:14,465 --> 01:26:18,743 My daughter...and my wife. 724 01:26:26,505 --> 01:26:29,258 They never came back. 725 01:26:30,425 --> 01:26:33,974 A lumber truck... 726 01:26:34,065 --> 01:26:36,943 Oh, good Lord. 727 01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:42,304 I'm sorry... She was just a year old. 728 01:26:55,905 --> 01:26:58,624 I think we need to go back. 729 01:27:00,185 --> 01:27:02,574 Yeah. 730 01:27:16,345 --> 01:27:19,143 -Help us clear up. -Hey, Stig. 731 01:27:19,225 --> 01:27:22,695 One trumpet, two violins, one harmonica and a hurdy-gurdy. 732 01:27:22,785 --> 01:27:25,822 -And the accordion. -Right. All in one night. 733 01:27:25,905 --> 01:27:29,136 Those people in town can just move on. 734 01:27:35,225 --> 01:27:37,898 "The kiss in church"! 735 01:27:37,985 --> 01:27:41,773 -Oh my sweet... -Over the center fold, I bet. Right. 736 01:27:41,865 --> 01:27:45,380 -This is the end. -Look, it's Tore! 737 01:27:47,905 --> 01:27:54,378 Listen! "A triumph. Hilda Johansson hopes it will become a tradition." 738 01:27:54,465 --> 01:27:57,218 I'm almost famous. 739 01:27:57,305 --> 01:28:01,696 It says here that it will be a monthly dance. 740 01:28:01,785 --> 01:28:04,857 The word is spreading. 741 01:28:04,945 --> 01:28:10,099 Listen, Stig. "Music director Lena Strand says"... 742 01:28:10,185 --> 01:28:14,224 -..."this may be just the beginning." -Don't you see that it's the end? 743 01:28:14,305 --> 01:28:20,221 No. Listen to this, Siv. "A visitor says she admires pastor Berggren". 744 01:28:20,305 --> 01:28:24,457 -"He understands people's yearnings." -This is Stig. 745 01:28:24,545 --> 01:28:28,174 -Look at that. -Stig will be chastised for this. 746 01:28:28,265 --> 01:28:34,943 -I know how the church works. -Look at those pictures. 747 01:28:35,025 --> 01:28:38,813 Right. Of course. No. 748 01:28:38,905 --> 01:28:42,375 -It's got nothing to do with Jesus! -No, of course not. 749 01:28:42,465 --> 01:28:46,014 -It can't go on like this. -No, I will make sur... 750 01:28:56,385 --> 01:29:00,378 We're only thinking of you! This is insanity! 751 01:29:00,465 --> 01:29:04,299 -Pure populism! -Thank you, Gösta. 752 01:29:15,945 --> 01:29:21,099 The entire country is saying so. A disgrace to the Swedish church! 753 01:29:21,185 --> 01:29:23,540 -Right, but... -You betrayed your vow! 754 01:29:23,625 --> 01:29:27,664 I need to pee. Come along, Stig. I want to hear what they're saying. 755 01:29:27,745 --> 01:29:30,054 -Wait. -What can't she make you do? 756 01:29:30,145 --> 01:29:32,420 -It's not that bad. -Draw the line! 757 01:29:32,505 --> 01:29:36,293 -Can you get a toilet roll? -Yes, I... Absolutely. 758 01:29:36,385 --> 01:29:38,899 -No. -The church is outraged! 759 01:29:38,985 --> 01:29:43,024 Yes, of course... Yes, yes... No? 760 01:29:43,105 --> 01:29:45,380 -Pull yourself together! -Right. 761 01:29:45,465 --> 01:29:49,094 The entire diocese is up in arms! They want me out! 762 01:29:49,185 --> 01:29:52,939 They're jealous. Priests are people too. 763 01:29:53,025 --> 01:29:57,940 -Look at that! -Oh, Stig... So beautiful. 764 01:29:58,025 --> 01:30:01,222 Don't you care about anything? 765 01:30:01,305 --> 01:30:05,014 -But this is part of the plan. -What plan? 766 01:30:06,065 --> 01:30:08,863 Now we're being tested. 767 01:30:08,945 --> 01:30:13,621 You are completely insane! No respect for anything! 768 01:30:16,905 --> 01:30:22,377 Don't argue with me, Lena. I'm not that strong. I can't take this. 769 01:30:22,465 --> 01:30:27,175 I can't fight the entire church. I am not that strong. 770 01:30:27,265 --> 01:30:31,144 -I want us to cancel everything. -Forget it. You can't. 771 01:30:31,225 --> 01:30:34,854 You don't understand. I've been a priest here for 25 years! 772 01:30:34,945 --> 01:30:38,460 -Quiet. -I've wanted to do good in life! 773 01:30:38,545 --> 01:30:43,380 Put the pews back! Everything has to go back to the way it was! 774 01:30:43,465 --> 01:30:48,823 I regret ever letting you into church. I don't ever want to see you again. 775 01:30:50,345 --> 01:30:54,020 You hear me? Never set foot in my church again! 776 01:31:22,305 --> 01:31:26,139 Just come here and sit down. You're all welcome. 777 01:31:28,625 --> 01:31:31,139 Are you here? 778 01:31:33,185 --> 01:31:37,098 Just set the chairs up. - Hi there! 779 01:31:38,465 --> 01:31:40,774 Welcome. 780 01:31:41,905 --> 01:31:44,465 I told you I didn't want to see you again! 781 01:31:44,545 --> 01:31:48,743 I'm supposed to be here. I don't think you meant what you said. 782 01:31:48,825 --> 01:31:52,101 This is where I belong. 783 01:31:52,185 --> 01:31:56,019 You are just too damned difficult sometimes. 784 01:32:36,345 --> 01:32:40,543 Tore rocking! 785 01:32:42,665 --> 01:32:45,099 Yes. 786 01:32:45,185 --> 01:32:49,224 He really enjoys lying like that. He feels so good. 787 01:32:49,305 --> 01:32:53,264 Tore is big brother. 788 01:32:59,345 --> 01:33:02,382 Let's see... Good, you need to bunch up a bit. 789 01:33:02,465 --> 01:33:06,504 Everyone has to be in the picture. - You get in. - You too. 790 01:33:06,585 --> 01:33:11,375 And the drum there. Good. - Pick up the accordion. 791 01:33:11,465 --> 01:33:14,821 Alright. Don't be shy. 792 01:33:14,905 --> 01:33:20,502 Anna, you move up here. - Astra, you go up there. 793 01:33:20,585 --> 01:33:24,134 Hold your instruments high. 794 01:33:24,225 --> 01:33:30,778 There. That looks good. - Up one step. There you go. And hair out of the way. 795 01:33:30,865 --> 01:33:34,335 -What do you think? -Looks good. 796 01:33:34,425 --> 01:33:37,417 -Backs straight! -No, we need to... 797 01:33:37,505 --> 01:33:40,497 Right! Wait, wait, wait, don't snap it yet! 798 01:33:40,585 --> 01:33:45,500 Don't shoot yet. The banner, the most important part. 799 01:33:52,985 --> 01:33:55,977 Now you'll all be in the paper! 800 01:33:59,465 --> 01:34:04,459 Hey, do you have your note? Then let's go. Have the note? 801 01:34:04,545 --> 01:34:09,175 Note? Good. And a one, two... 802 01:34:15,185 --> 01:34:18,541 Stop, stop! Stop for a bit. - Could I hear just you? 803 01:34:21,225 --> 01:34:24,501 That wasn't it. Very good. 804 01:34:24,585 --> 01:34:28,498 Let's see. Maybe it was you guys. Let me hear it. 805 01:34:30,025 --> 01:34:35,224 Oh my! Stop! Don't hurt Indira's ear. 806 01:34:37,585 --> 01:34:42,784 Keep it down a bit, but it's sounding really good. 807 01:34:42,865 --> 01:34:46,414 Good, okay. One, two, and... 808 01:34:54,825 --> 01:34:59,182 -Yes! -I want to talk to you, Stig. 809 01:34:59,265 --> 01:35:04,976 Stop, stop, stop again. I was thinking that... This time it was... 810 01:35:07,865 --> 01:35:11,175 Let's finish for today. It sounds great. 811 01:35:11,265 --> 01:35:15,816 We'll continue tomorrow. I just need to... Let's do that. Bye! 812 01:35:23,225 --> 01:35:28,299 Who the hell do you think you are? You're making us into a laughing stock. 813 01:35:28,385 --> 01:35:32,344 Bring the pews back right away, like I told you to! 814 01:35:32,425 --> 01:35:37,783 Do you hear me? Answer me! You spineless man, you! 815 01:35:37,865 --> 01:35:40,140 -Peter... -Bring the pews back! 816 01:35:40,225 --> 01:35:44,457 They're under cultural protection. It will become a police matter. 817 01:35:44,545 --> 01:35:49,141 You mentioned the pews. They were in really bad shape. 818 01:35:49,225 --> 01:35:52,695 Worn. They also needed renovating. 819 01:35:52,785 --> 01:35:57,700 Yes. They needed to be sanded, painted and varnished. 820 01:35:57,785 --> 01:36:00,936 Several times, and they need to dry between coats. 821 01:36:02,785 --> 01:36:08,257 Know one thing! You are in such trouble, Stig! 822 01:36:08,345 --> 01:36:11,143 The diocese is hearing your case in two weeks! 823 01:36:11,225 --> 01:36:14,262 You'll never work in a Swedish church ever again! 824 01:36:14,345 --> 01:36:17,815 Maybe you can get a post in the church central library! 825 01:36:17,905 --> 01:36:22,774 You can sit there in the basement taping up old bibles! 826 01:36:35,665 --> 01:36:38,304 Wait, wait, Stig. I'll get him. 827 01:36:42,465 --> 01:36:46,344 Hey! Don't you threaten Stig that way! 828 01:36:48,465 --> 01:36:50,695 Who do you think you are? 829 01:36:50,785 --> 01:36:55,017 You damned little... I have watched you grow up here! 830 01:36:55,105 --> 01:36:59,064 I've heard the rumors about you! I know just who you are! 831 01:36:59,145 --> 01:37:01,659 -What...? -Shut up! I'm speaking! 832 01:37:01,745 --> 01:37:06,944 You are a fraud, Lena! Don't you think I know how to handle people like you? 833 01:37:07,025 --> 01:37:10,620 Do you think I'm dumb? You're dragging Stig down into the muck! 834 01:37:10,705 --> 01:37:17,099 And my name, the church, the entire community, right down into the muck! 835 01:37:17,185 --> 01:37:19,494 You are so damned stupid! 836 01:37:19,585 --> 01:37:24,215 Can't you see that Bruno Tabert will do the concert? You all sound like crap! 837 01:37:24,305 --> 01:37:28,537 You think I can't tell the difference between crap and music? 838 01:38:10,145 --> 01:38:12,295 How are you doing? 839 01:38:14,065 --> 01:38:17,296 Did you hear this one? Two grains of sand went for a walk... 840 01:38:17,385 --> 01:38:20,183 Stop it. It's not funny. 841 01:38:21,665 --> 01:38:26,056 I'll stop. Let's just end all of this. 842 01:38:26,145 --> 01:38:30,616 -I have nothing to contribute. -That's not true. 843 01:38:30,705 --> 01:38:34,220 No, he's right. It all sounds like crap. 844 01:38:34,305 --> 01:38:36,819 I can't do this. 845 01:38:36,905 --> 01:38:42,298 People can tell you you're worthless. But you decide if you believe them. 846 01:38:55,585 --> 01:38:58,463 I think dancing would make me feel good. 847 01:38:59,465 --> 01:39:01,342 Yeah... 848 01:42:29,185 --> 01:42:32,973 Everyone needs to practice. Practice, practice... It needs to be in you. 849 01:42:33,065 --> 01:42:36,694 Sheet music away, and let's do it by heart. And, three, four... 850 01:42:40,905 --> 01:42:47,014 Let me just show you. Up and down, up and down! 851 01:42:47,105 --> 01:42:54,659 Yes! Great. Once more. Remember, you're the engine here. Three, four! 852 01:43:28,865 --> 01:43:32,221 Good Lord, that was great! 853 01:43:37,065 --> 01:43:40,455 You're all amazing! 854 01:43:49,185 --> 01:43:51,779 One, two, three! 855 01:43:59,065 --> 01:44:01,625 Hi. 856 01:44:03,025 --> 01:44:06,142 Hey, want to go fishing this weekend? 857 01:44:06,225 --> 01:44:10,582 I'm borrowing a cottage. You, me and Jakob. 858 01:44:10,665 --> 01:44:13,975 That's sweet of you... 859 01:44:15,345 --> 01:44:19,896 -Are you packing up...? -Yes, we're all done. 860 01:44:19,985 --> 01:44:24,103 Just a few more days, and we're done. 861 01:44:24,185 --> 01:44:28,736 -Are you moving on? -Yes, there's always more work. 862 01:44:32,025 --> 01:44:35,574 -Damn, damn, damn... -Lena! 863 01:44:37,225 --> 01:44:40,934 What was I thinking? Everything just goes to hell. 864 01:44:41,025 --> 01:44:44,017 I need something to drink. 865 01:45:06,865 --> 01:45:12,258 Do you ever see any of them again? The ones you sleep with on your jobs? 866 01:45:12,345 --> 01:45:14,176 -What? -Do you visit them? 867 01:45:14,265 --> 01:45:17,143 How do you handle it, once you've moved on? 868 01:45:17,225 --> 01:45:22,663 Do you teach them all to dance? I bet they like it. Everyone wants to dance. 869 01:45:22,745 --> 01:45:27,023 The longing arises, and you're close to each other. 870 01:45:27,105 --> 01:45:32,020 You're only with me to get new pictures for your walls on your jobs. 871 01:45:32,105 --> 01:45:34,824 They're dead! 872 01:45:38,745 --> 01:45:41,862 Should I hold him? You're so worked up. 873 01:45:43,105 --> 01:45:46,893 -Are you saying I'm not a good mom? -No! 874 01:45:46,985 --> 01:45:51,263 -I thought we had something together. -You were wrong. We don't! 875 01:46:38,025 --> 01:46:41,097 You can't mean this! You're the one I want to be with! 876 01:46:41,185 --> 01:46:44,257 It was a mistake! It was all wrong! Pick someone else! 877 01:46:44,345 --> 01:46:48,133 -What do you mean? -I felt alone and needed comfort. 878 01:46:48,225 --> 01:46:53,618 That was dumb of me. I'm sorry. Are you trying to restrain me? Move the car! 879 01:46:53,705 --> 01:46:59,098 Mistake? That's not true! We've made love! We've laughed! 880 01:46:59,185 --> 01:47:01,574 If you want love, it's here! 881 01:47:01,665 --> 01:47:05,863 -If you can't see that, you're blind! -Let me go! 882 01:47:05,945 --> 01:47:10,018 Lena! Lena, you are wrong! 883 01:47:10,105 --> 01:47:13,063 Lena! You are wrong! 884 01:47:14,185 --> 01:47:16,653 Stop, Lena! 885 01:47:27,905 --> 01:47:30,863 Fucking crap! Händel! 886 01:47:33,905 --> 01:47:36,817 Oh, damn... 887 01:47:41,665 --> 01:47:43,860 What the hell? 888 01:48:31,345 --> 01:48:34,462 There are loads of people saying there's a dance. 889 01:48:34,545 --> 01:48:37,776 -Who said there's a dance? -They did. 890 01:49:02,745 --> 01:49:06,454 Stop! We're full up! 891 01:49:06,545 --> 01:49:09,218 We're full! You have to leave! 892 01:49:09,305 --> 01:49:12,775 There are too many people here! Stop! 893 01:49:12,865 --> 01:49:16,938 Stop, everyone! - Arne, it's impossible! 894 01:49:28,145 --> 01:49:30,739 Hear ye! Hear ye! 895 01:49:30,825 --> 01:49:37,981 There are too many people in the church. Evacuate immediately! 896 01:49:38,065 --> 01:49:42,297 -Immediately! -You heard him. Get out! 897 01:49:42,385 --> 01:49:45,138 -Yes, everyone -Move it. 898 01:49:45,225 --> 01:49:47,944 Back up! You need to go out. 899 01:49:48,025 --> 01:49:51,222 Out! Get out! 900 01:50:02,345 --> 01:50:05,860 Tore, no! Stop! Tore! 901 01:50:05,945 --> 01:50:08,698 Stop, Tore! 902 01:50:08,785 --> 01:50:11,253 Tore! 903 01:50:17,185 --> 01:50:19,574 Rock, rock... 904 01:50:19,665 --> 01:50:24,375 Tore rock. Tore big brother. 905 01:50:24,465 --> 01:50:28,856 -Tore big brother. -Tore! 906 01:50:28,945 --> 01:50:31,584 -Tore! -Tore rock. 907 01:50:31,665 --> 01:50:35,624 Sit down! Tore, no! Sit down! 908 01:50:35,705 --> 01:50:37,661 Tore! 909 01:50:40,385 --> 01:50:43,980 Tore! Tore! 910 01:50:44,985 --> 01:50:47,215 Tore! 911 01:50:50,825 --> 01:50:54,534 Tore! I'm coming! 912 01:50:55,785 --> 01:50:58,618 I'm coming! 913 01:50:59,905 --> 01:51:02,738 I'm coming, Tore! Wait, I'm coming! 914 01:51:02,825 --> 01:51:07,660 -Lena! -Tore! Hold on! 915 01:51:10,385 --> 01:51:15,175 I'm coming! Tore! 916 01:51:19,825 --> 01:51:23,056 No, Tore! 917 01:51:23,145 --> 01:51:26,694 Tore! 918 01:51:26,785 --> 01:51:30,175 Tore! 919 01:51:37,785 --> 01:51:40,253 Tore! 920 01:51:44,505 --> 01:51:47,099 Help! 921 01:51:57,145 --> 01:51:59,864 Tore...Tore... 922 01:52:01,665 --> 01:52:06,534 Tore! Tore is gone! 923 01:52:06,625 --> 01:52:09,537 Tore is gone! 924 01:52:09,625 --> 01:52:14,062 -I can't... -Calm down. 925 01:52:14,145 --> 01:52:19,458 Tore is gone. You need to help me. 926 01:52:19,545 --> 01:52:23,663 -Jakob is out there in the boat. -I'll get the kid! 927 01:52:29,305 --> 01:52:32,854 Tore... Tore... 928 01:52:36,025 --> 01:52:38,619 Tore! 929 01:52:38,705 --> 01:52:40,582 Tore... 930 01:52:46,385 --> 01:52:49,104 Tore! 931 01:52:50,865 --> 01:52:53,333 Tore! 932 01:53:47,985 --> 01:53:52,979 Arne, it's been three days. Why is she just standing there? 933 01:53:53,065 --> 01:53:56,137 You said you had something. 934 01:53:56,225 --> 01:54:00,457 It was 25 years ago. I was on my way home. 935 01:54:00,545 --> 01:54:03,457 I was driving through the forest in the dark. 936 01:54:03,545 --> 01:54:09,097 At a turn, I saw a wan light. A red tail light in the woods. 937 01:54:09,185 --> 01:54:15,215 A car that had run right into a tree. Both front seat passengers were dead. 938 01:54:15,305 --> 01:54:19,093 A young man and a young woman. 939 01:54:19,185 --> 01:54:22,495 There was a child in the back seat. 940 01:54:22,585 --> 01:54:26,134 A five-year-old girl. 941 01:54:32,865 --> 01:54:35,140 Her gaze... 942 01:54:36,265 --> 01:54:39,894 The way she looked at me. 943 01:54:39,985 --> 01:54:44,775 Her grip on me... That little hand. 944 01:54:46,745 --> 01:54:50,055 It was like she never wanted to let go. 945 01:54:55,865 --> 01:55:00,575 And then she came here to live with her grandparents. 946 01:55:00,665 --> 01:55:03,020 It was a disaster. 947 01:55:03,105 --> 01:55:07,337 Her grandmother kept saying that if Lena hadn't been such a wild child 948 01:55:07,425 --> 01:55:12,499 the accident wouldn't have happened. I heard her say, "It was your fault". 949 01:55:14,905 --> 01:55:20,741 Go to her, Stig. Try one more time. 950 01:55:33,345 --> 01:55:38,738 It wasn't your fault, Lena. I'll repeat it until you show that you hear me. 951 01:55:38,825 --> 01:55:42,101 It wasn't your fault. You tried to save Tore, but... 952 01:55:42,185 --> 01:55:45,700 -You did what you're supposed to. -I didn't hold him. 953 01:55:45,785 --> 01:55:48,174 But it wasn't your fault. 954 01:55:48,265 --> 01:55:52,622 You are not guilty. None of it was ever your fault. 955 01:55:52,705 --> 01:55:58,302 You have to listen to me now, Lena. I need to know that you hear me. 956 01:55:58,385 --> 01:56:02,583 What your grandmother used to tell you is not true. 957 01:56:05,025 --> 01:56:07,698 It wasn't your fault. 958 01:56:07,785 --> 01:56:12,939 It wasn't your fault that your mother and father died in the accident. 959 01:56:13,985 --> 01:56:17,216 I need to know that you understand that. 960 01:56:18,905 --> 01:56:22,864 What happened wasn't your fault. 961 01:56:22,945 --> 01:56:27,780 It wasn't your fault. It wasn't your fault. 962 01:56:44,425 --> 01:56:47,337 It wasn't your fault. 963 01:56:56,105 --> 01:56:59,222 It wasn't your fault, Lena. 964 01:57:00,505 --> 01:57:03,258 You are not guilty. 965 01:57:55,825 --> 01:57:58,293 Farewell, Tore. 966 01:58:38,785 --> 01:58:43,734 "...for example, Tore would." 967 01:58:44,785 --> 01:58:49,222 "I am done now. Please remember to say hi to Tore." 968 01:58:57,705 --> 01:59:02,620 I have a thing to do. I will be right back. 969 01:59:06,505 --> 01:59:09,019 Hi, honey. 970 01:59:12,505 --> 01:59:16,464 Lena, a church in Varberg removed its pews. 971 01:59:16,545 --> 01:59:21,824 And one in Finland. In Taivas....Taivastu. 972 01:59:21,905 --> 01:59:25,341 That's amazing! Bye. 973 01:59:56,225 --> 01:59:58,819 Axel! 974 02:00:04,305 --> 02:00:07,536 -Axel! -Lena! 975 02:00:33,225 --> 02:00:35,785 You found me. 976 02:01:03,545 --> 02:01:08,335 You've come to the right place. Yes, this is the place. 977 02:01:08,425 --> 02:01:11,974 It's the right church. Yes, it is. 978 02:05:54,985 --> 02:05:58,819 Subtitles: J E Thelin www.undertext.se 74653

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