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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,599 Um, hello? 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:07,539 Hi. Is somebody there? 3 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:08,779 Is this, uh... ? 4 00:00:10,330 --> 00:00:12,179 Oh. Can you repeat that? 5 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,979 I can't understand what you're saying. 6 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,279 Okay, great. 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,179 Um, I've been told that you have, 8 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:24,889 uh, a room with a heart-shaped tub. 9 00:00:24,890 --> 00:00:28,119 A tub that is, uh, shaped like a heart. 10 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,919 No reservations. 11 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,199 Cash in hour. 12 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,739 Oh, okay. 13 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:35,159 Um... listen, we would only need it 14 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,659 for about three hours. 15 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:38,839 Cleaning now. Now clean. 16 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:39,879 Someone clean room. 17 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,339 Okay, good. Good. 18 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:43,339 Clean is good. I love clean. 19 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:44,709 I pay now? 20 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:46,009 Wait 40 minutes. 21 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,539 You pay. 40 minutes. 22 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:49,809 I have to wait 40... ? 23 00:00:49,810 --> 00:00:52,679 Can I reserve it? 24 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,290 Ugh. 25 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,319 Ugh! 26 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,259 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 27 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:04,159 I don't know about this, dude. 28 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,310 You never, ever support me. 29 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:08,999 I do support you. 30 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,879 I'm in the middle of East L.A. renting you a sex motel room. 31 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,019 You could get pregnant 32 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:16,749 from bumping into the furniture in this hotel. 33 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:18,319 Sorry, Mom. Not all of us knew 34 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:21,739 we wanted to be actors at age nine or whatever. 35 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:24,690 Honey, I support you. Okay? 36 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:26,919 I support your vision. 37 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,189 What is your vision, by the way? 38 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:31,599 We need to shoot here. 39 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,919 This is the original motel from the '40s 40 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,059 with, like, the first heart-shaped tubs 41 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:40,859 and, like, the decay and-and all that. 42 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:42,529 Mm-hmm. 43 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:45,179 Never mind. You wouldn't get it. 44 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:48,359 Of course I get it. I was young once, too. 45 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,239 I used to do shit like this all the time. 46 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,450 One time, my friends and I... 47 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,130 I support you. I do. 48 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:03,549 You're really following through. 49 00:02:03,550 --> 00:02:05,299 Good for you. 50 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:08,349 I can't wait to see the pictures. 51 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:10,520 Thanks, Mom. 52 00:02:12,070 --> 00:02:13,959 You can go now. 53 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,329 Oh, no way. 54 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:17,619 I ain't leaving you here alone. Nope. 55 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:19,499 We will wait. 56 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,499 I love the cleaning. 57 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:22,799 Keep on cleaning. 58 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,970 Wax on, wax off. 59 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,409 Okay. 60 00:02:28,410 --> 00:02:31,509 Whoa! 61 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:34,259 Ha-ha! Smells like my 20s. 62 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:35,479 Really? 63 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,289 Yes. 64 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,319 - Oh, it's great. - Okay, please try 65 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,179 not to touch any surface of this room 66 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:43,289 with your bare skin. 67 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:44,899 Okay, Mom. Thanks. 68 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,049 You can go now. 69 00:02:46,050 --> 00:02:47,629 Okay. 70 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:49,969 - Sam, hi! - Hi. 71 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,629 - Hi, baby. - Dude, this place... 72 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:52,769 - C'est magnifique. - You look beautiful. 73 00:02:52,770 --> 00:02:54,569 Sam, bonjour. 74 00:02:54,570 --> 00:02:56,969 - Bonjour. Ça va? - Ça va très bien. 75 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:59,439 This is, like, super professional... 76 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,879 set up, nice, cool. 77 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,179 Oh. 78 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:05,179 Is that what you're gonna wear? 79 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:07,319 Hmm. Okay. 80 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,719 - Well, yeah. - Okay, Mom. We're good. 81 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,149 We only have three hours. 82 00:03:10,150 --> 00:03:12,789 So, you like the part where I drive you 83 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:14,540 and I pay for the things, hmm? 84 00:03:14,550 --> 00:03:17,059 - Ollivier can drive me back. - I'll-I'll make sure 85 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:18,859 your daughter gets home safely, Sam, okay? 86 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:21,279 And thank you so much for everything that you've done. 87 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,039 For the film, for the lens, 88 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,779 for creating such a talented daughter. 89 00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:27,090 C'est vraiment joli. 90 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:30,439 Cute. 91 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,479 So sweet. Oh. 92 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,909 Oh, okay. 93 00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:35,839 Changing right there. Paisley. 94 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,819 Okay, so, 95 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:40,539 you have to lock this door and let no people in. 96 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:42,199 No person. Nobody. 97 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,639 - Bien sûr, belle-mère. No problem. - Okay? 98 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,649 - I got it. - Okay. 99 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:46,319 And, uh, I got... 100 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,459 Here's your water, 101 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:50,959 and here is some Purell, 102 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,199 and there's healthy snacks in here, 103 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,599 but don't take them out and put them 104 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,729 on the surface of the bureau, okay? 105 00:03:56,730 --> 00:03:59,759 So, just, um, barricade this door. 106 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:00,839 - Yes. - I mean barricade it. 107 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,330 Like, put that in front of it, okay? 108 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:05,459 'Cause if anybody walks in here and sees this, 109 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:08,259 I could get arrested. What's happening? 110 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:09,860 I feel like I'm in trouble. 111 00:04:18,270 --> 00:04:20,319 You working? 112 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,789 What? 113 00:04:21,790 --> 00:04:23,859 You working? 114 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:26,129 Am I working? 115 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:27,459 No... 116 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:29,819 Oh, yeah. Am I working? 117 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:32,770 No. 118 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,539 Okay. 119 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,939 Hang on. Can I ask you something? 120 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:42,109 Yeah. 121 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:44,879 What's the going rate 122 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,829 for someone like me? 123 00:04:46,830 --> 00:04:48,749 Depends. 124 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,299 On what? 125 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:51,989 It's a buyer's market. 126 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:55,539 So... 15 minutes. 127 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:56,719 What's a good offer? 128 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:00,189 The top ain't bad, but how's your caboose? 129 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:02,959 It's-it's a nice caboose. 130 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,499 It's tight and high. 131 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:05,990 Let me see. 132 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:12,919 35. 133 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,279 35? 134 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,179 I was thinking 40, 135 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:19,449 but the hand brace took it down. 136 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:21,609 Oh. 137 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:25,499 Mm. Okay. 138 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:31,130 - See you around. - Have a nice day. 139 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:40,050 I love that fucking car. 140 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:49,240 Blue, purple and rainbow confetti. 141 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:53,460 Yellow, green, pink. 142 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,679 Fat carrot. 143 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,099 Eggs with mustache. 144 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:03,560 Eggs as basketballs, baseballs. 145 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:05,860 Baby chicken being born in a pot of tea. 146 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,039 Straw coming out of his head. 147 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,239 Can I get five gold star balloons 148 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,219 and the letter K? Do you have the letter K? 149 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:14,840 - And H and J. - The letters H and J. 150 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:16,089 Mylar or latex? 151 00:06:16,090 --> 00:06:18,089 - Mylar. - Mylar. 152 00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:20,659 - We're out of Mylar. - They're out of Mylar. 153 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:22,680 You can't be serious. They're out of Mylar? 154 00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:25,139 - Out of Mylar. - Oh, my God. That's ridiculous. 155 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:27,489 Fine. I'll just do latex. 156 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:28,959 Can you tell me... 157 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:32,119 is there a way to drive with balloons? Like, 158 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,459 is there, like, a protocol for blown-up balloons 159 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,339 for, like, visibility? 160 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:38,419 Well, that's up to you and how you drive. 161 00:06:38,420 --> 00:06:39,469 You know what I'm saying? 162 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,569 That's so cute. 163 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,499 Can you turn your head a little bit more to the right? 164 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:42,179 That's awesome. 165 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:45,679 Can you just face that down a little, please? 166 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:46,689 Of course. 167 00:07:46,690 --> 00:07:48,399 - Oh, that looks awesome. - Right? 168 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,649 - Good night. - Night. 169 00:08:30,140 --> 00:08:32,089 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 170 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:34,779 Whoa! Thank you. 171 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,830 Oh. Really? 172 00:08:38,590 --> 00:08:41,299 Real-oh? 173 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:43,369 Huh. 174 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:45,249 Thank you for helping us with the shoot, 175 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,459 belle mère. Bisou. 176 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,159 Ollivier. 177 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,220 Hashtag he fucked her. 178 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,119 - Bape up. - Hmm. 179 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,900 - Time to bape up. - Hmm? 180 00:09:00,910 --> 00:09:02,819 Don't you want to come and see what 181 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:04,709 the Easter Bunny left you? 182 00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:12,209 Good morning. Good morning. 183 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:14,579 The Easter Bunny came. 184 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:17,679 - What do you think about that? - Oh, my God. 185 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,539 Mom, must we with the charade? 186 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:21,300 Yes, we must! 187 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,979 We must! Good morning! 188 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:27,009 How are you? Guess what? 189 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:30,579 Candy. Candy for breakfast. 190 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:32,979 Peter Cottontail is downstairs. Let's go! 191 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,399 Thank you, Mom. 192 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,609 Phil! 193 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:41,329 I didn't find my name on a basket. 194 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,839 You don't get a basket. You're Jewish. 195 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,379 Darling, you better hurry. 196 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:47,819 It's a brunch, you know, 197 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,139 and the food always goes cold if you're late. 198 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:53,639 Oh, I'm not going, but I made a nice cake for you 199 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,299 - to bring to Walter. - You certainly are going. 200 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,569 I'm not going on my own. 201 00:09:57,570 --> 00:09:58,899 You are. 202 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:00,460 - Yes! - What?! 203 00:10:00,470 --> 00:10:02,379 Ooh, candy! 204 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:04,499 You said you were coming with me. 205 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,899 I never said that. I was never going. 206 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,199 Then I'll take Duke. 207 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,600 Duke wants to stay home with me. Don't you, honey? 208 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:14,979 There are gonna be games, and an Easter egg hunt 209 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:16,759 and all sorts of things. 210 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,199 - I'll go. - Hmm? 211 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,529 Is it okay, Mom? 212 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:21,979 Not that you asked, 213 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:23,919 but I think this whole holiday is offensive. 214 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:27,550 Like, it's-it's basically marking the fertility of women. 215 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,959 Like, the beginning of breeding season. 216 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,419 But we like the candy. 217 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:35,699 Duke, grab your basket, go upstairs and get dressed. 218 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:38,649 You're going with Nan to her married boyfriend's house. 219 00:10:38,650 --> 00:10:40,400 Okay. 220 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,779 Mm, come on. Let's go upstairs. 221 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:48,239 His wife is 82, 222 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,139 and she has advanced Alzheimer's 223 00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:52,419 and sits in a chair all day long. 224 00:10:52,420 --> 00:10:55,890 But doesn't it feel disrespectful to her? 225 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:58,139 I mean, how do you think that she feels? 226 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:01,540 Oh, Pipsqueak, if you haven't worked this out by now, 227 00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:03,929 life gets very complicated. 228 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:07,019 When you're young and someone's married, 229 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:08,579 it's an automatic no. 230 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,179 But as you get older, 231 00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:14,369 you see that... sometimes 232 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:16,959 some people find themselves in situations 233 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,999 that are untenable. 234 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,579 And yet they can't leave a marriage. 235 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,819 There's insurance and children 236 00:11:23,820 --> 00:11:25,949 and illness, property. 237 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:27,729 There's a million reasons 238 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,919 why they stay together when they shouldn't. 239 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,299 So the question doesn't become 240 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,339 "Are you married" 241 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,219 but "How married are you?" 242 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:40,059 Hmm. 243 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:44,679 And to answer your question, "How does his wife feel?" 244 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:47,879 I think she sits in a chair and drools all day long. 245 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,179 That's what I think. 246 00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:51,589 That cake is adorable, by the way. 247 00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:53,169 Put it in the tin. 248 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,419 Ta-ra. 249 00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,969 Oh, look who's here. 250 00:12:02,970 --> 00:12:04,779 Happy, happy. 251 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:06,519 - I brought you a cake. - Ah. 252 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,079 Old family recipe. 253 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,799 Thank you, sweetheart. 254 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,500 Mmm. 255 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:17,629 My... My sister Delia. 256 00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:20,200 - This is my friend Phyllis. - Hello. 257 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:25,139 Uh, Duke, uh, 258 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:27,569 you go downstairs with the kids, 'cause 259 00:12:27,570 --> 00:12:29,949 they're hiding the Easter eggs out back. 260 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,039 - Okay. - Okay. 261 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,079 So, you're the British lady 262 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,969 this guy can't stop squawking about. 263 00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:39,189 I'm Jeremy, 264 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:41,929 blessed with the best genes of all the bunch. 265 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:44,969 And such a humble man at that. 266 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:46,549 Get out of here. 267 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,529 This is so pretty. 268 00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:53,789 May the 57th annual 269 00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:57,539 Stanton Family Easter Egg Hunt... 270 00:12:57,540 --> 00:12:58,900 begin! 271 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,059 - Hi. - Hi. 272 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,339 Oh. 273 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:12,849 Oh... 274 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:14,439 There's more over there. 275 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,709 Okay. Found one. 276 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,300 Aah! 277 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,039 Ow. 278 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:30,600 - Ah, is it bleeding? - It's just a little scratch. 279 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,429 Get back in there. Eye on the prize. 280 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:36,399 Are you sure she didn't cut her cornea? 281 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,039 Are you seeing blurry, honey? 282 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,399 - Hmm. - No, she's just fine. 283 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,599 Tough as nails. 284 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:43,719 There we are. 285 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,850 I've got some Neosporin in the house. 286 00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:46,940 Let me fix you up, sweetie. 287 00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:49,899 Come on, sweetie. 288 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,739 Let me fill up your basket, dear. 289 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:54,779 - Oh. - Go on. 290 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,520 Come on out. 291 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,960 You got wet? 292 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,249 ... the wrapped ones. 293 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,899 No. Those are the... 294 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,919 Ah. 295 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:35,080 You know Theresa. 296 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,019 You know... 297 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:54,319 when your mother got pregnant with your sister, 298 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,859 I told her she had to get married 299 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:59,659 to your father right away, but she didn't want to do that. 300 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:02,729 So I told her she had to get an abortion right away. 301 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:05,089 She didn't want to do that, either. 302 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:08,819 She never really loved your father. 303 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,639 I suppose that's why 304 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,980 the marriage was doomed from the outset. 305 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:18,439 These are things you should know, my little angel. 306 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,539 Hey, little big man. 307 00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:27,839 Hi, Uncle Marion! 308 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,599 Time to go, Phil. 309 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,729 What are you doing here? 310 00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:34,759 You called me to pick you up? 311 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,979 Hmm? Let's go. 312 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:38,279 Well, I haven't finished my drink. 313 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,379 Ah, that means we can be here ten more days. 314 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:41,419 Come on. 315 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:43,959 Why such a rush? 316 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,249 It's not as if you have anywhere to be. 317 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,869 - Careful. - It's the truth. 318 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:51,219 You have no place to be. You never have any place to be. 319 00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:52,549 That's enough. 320 00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:56,499 You've been play-acting some busy-busy 321 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,859 since you crashed into California. 322 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:01,000 One second. 323 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,459 You cannot speak to me that way. 324 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:08,959 I can speak to you any way I like. 325 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,319 You apologize. Now. 326 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,899 Little Lord Fauntleroy. 327 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,569 I mean it, Phil. Say you're sorry. 328 00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:18,100 Well, I do feel sorry. 329 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,569 - Do you? - I feel sorry 330 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:22,019 that you are as insecure as your father. 331 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,119 But at least he had 332 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,819 - a sense of humor. - No more. This is it. 333 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:28,169 Red line drawn. I demand a statement of remorse. 334 00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:29,189 A what? 335 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,589 A statement of remorse! 336 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,669 For what? 337 00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:33,639 For everything. For e... 338 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,819 everything! 339 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:36,799 Pull yourself together. 340 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,589 Making a scene. 341 00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:41,139 I want a statement of remorse, Phil. 342 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,779 For the last 53 years of my life 343 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:43,979 with you. 344 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,519 And I'm not leaving here until I get it. 345 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,359 Oh, the dramatics. 346 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,369 The neglected Marion. 347 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:51,399 No one's even asked me why I'm still out here. 348 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,839 Darling, no one needs to ask. 349 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,079 We all know that little toad of a wife 350 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,749 kicked you to the curb months ago, 351 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,260 but we've been too polite to mention it. 352 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,580 Come on. 353 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,360 Let's get away from Satan. 354 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:12,459 Hey. 355 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,169 Piece of pie? 356 00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:16,260 Something sweet for my sweet? Hmm? 357 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:19,859 I think I'll just go 358 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:20,899 - and freshen up for a moment. - Hmm? Hmm? No. No, no. 359 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,519 No, sit. Sit down. Sit. 360 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:28,159 Family is complicated. 361 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,619 It always has been. 362 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:35,469 But when you round out enough of these holidays, 363 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,079 focus on the good. 364 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,200 Life is too short. 365 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,139 I'm glad you came today. 366 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,939 Thank you, dear. 367 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:48,960 Okay. 368 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:02,399 Is it true that my mom didn't want to marry my dad? 369 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,030 I'm not gonna even ask where you heard that from. 370 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,700 My mom didn't love my dad? 371 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,159 Look, kid, I'm gonna tell you something 372 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,480 your mother never will or has to. 373 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:29,949 Your father's an asshole. 374 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,399 And it's important that you... 375 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,110 are respectful and find love in your heart for your father. 376 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,659 But I'm telling you, kid, 377 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:43,119 he is a yoiner and a putz and a complete schmuck. 378 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,659 Unfortunately, we don't get to choose our parents. 379 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:49,779 Just have to play the hand we're dealt. 380 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,199 And the sooner you see your father for who he is, 381 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,740 the sooner you can move on in life. 382 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,669 And, look... 383 00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:02,289 just because your father is a loser, 384 00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:04,619 that does not rub off on you. 385 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,779 Okay? 386 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,559 It's not genetic. It's not. 387 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,859 You're different, okay? 388 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,219 And not weird-different. Cool. 389 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,380 Cool-different. 390 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,149 All right, and I've got some other good news. 391 00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:20,559 Your mother may be the greatest mother in-in the world. 392 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,679 She's crazy 393 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,299 and a complete pain in the ass 394 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:27,979 and annoying, 395 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,679 but she loves you 396 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,699 and she would do anything for you. 397 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,079 And the most important thing in the world... 398 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,439 the most important thing... 399 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,249 is that she's there. 400 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,379 You wake up, she's there. 401 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,009 You go to sleep, she's there. 402 00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,419 You need her, she's there. 403 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,540 You don't need her, she's there. 404 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:50,319 Even when she isn't there... 405 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,880 she's there. 406 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,819 She'll always be there, 407 00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:00,420 and that is all that matters. 408 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,759 Okay, what's my favorite ice cream? 409 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,309 - Mint chip. - That's true. 410 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,540 Let's go get some. 411 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,219 Well, you must be Esther. 412 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,879 Lovely to meet you. 413 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,890 I've heard so much about you. 414 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:53,359 I'm Phil. 415 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,259 I don't know if Walter's told you about me, 416 00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,959 but he's my friend. 417 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,739 My special friend. 418 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:03,540 He thinks the world of you. 419 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:21,660 You have such pretty hair. 420 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:29,369 I was born behind the veil. 421 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:31,979 A caulbearer, they call it. 422 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:34,419 The amniotic sac was still attached to my head 423 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,190 during birth. Very rare. 424 00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:39,490 Sign of good luck. 425 00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:43,079 It's supposed to protect me from drowning, 426 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,299 provide good fortune at court, 427 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,459 and grant safety on the battlefield. 428 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:50,879 And I can also feel ghosts and spirits 429 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,200 due to the caul. 430 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,770 So, you see, I've always felt lucky. 431 00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:01,440 You're lucky, too. 432 00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:03,719 I lost my husband years ago. 433 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,399 So it's just me now. 434 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,179 And I do okay. 435 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:09,039 Knock wood. 436 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,579 Oh. 437 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,979 ♪ Never saw you look ♪ 438 00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:18,199 ♪ Quite so pretty before ♪ 439 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,770 ♪ Never saw you dress ♪ 440 00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:22,119 ♪ Quite so handsome ♪ 441 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:25,269 ♪ What's more ♪ 442 00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:27,539 ♪ I could hardly wait ♪ 443 00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:29,549 ♪ To keep our date ♪ 444 00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:33,419 ♪ This lovely Easter morning ♪ 445 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,819 ♪ And my heart beat fast ♪ 446 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:37,699 ♪ As I came ♪ 447 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:40,819 ♪ Through the door ♪ 448 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:44,110 ♪ For... ♪ 449 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,839 ♪ In your Easter bonnet ♪ 450 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:52,279 ♪ With all the frills upon it ♪ 451 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,439 ♪ You'll be the grandest feller ♪ 452 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,739 ♪ In the Easter parade ♪ 453 00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:05,079 ♪ I'll be all in clover ♪ 454 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,819 ♪ And when they look us over ♪ 455 00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:13,479 ♪ We'll be the proudest couple ♪ 456 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,599 ♪ In the Easter parade ♪ 457 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,599 ♪ On the avenue ♪ 458 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,819 ♪ Fifth Avenue... ♪ 459 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,419 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 460 00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:30,479 ♪ The photographers will snap us ♪ 461 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,959 ♪ And you'll find that you're in the rotogravure ♪ 462 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,929 ♪ Oh, I could write a sonnet ♪ 463 00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:43,279 ♪ About your Easter bonnet ♪ 464 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:47,559 ♪ And of the guy I'm taking ♪ 465 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,929 ♪ To the Easter parade ♪ 466 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:57,669 ♪ On the avenue ♪ 467 00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:01,929 ♪ Fifth Avenue ♪ 468 00:24:01,930 --> 00:24:03,100 ♪ The photog... ♪ 31129

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