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[Baby Chip crying]
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-Morning.
-Morning, Big Chip.
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Hey, Chip? No, no, no, no--
can I please take a shower?
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If I don't take a shower,
I'm gonna die.
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-Will you hold Little Chip?
-I was--
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-I need to go to the rodeo.
-JODE: Honey, you need
to change his diaper.
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I was up five times
last night, Jode.
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-You do it. It's just piss.
-I have to get to Arby's,
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The cloth diapers
take forever to change.
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They're slow to change,
fast to biodegrade, Jode.
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Is that a good thing?
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JODE:
Baby's crying keep you up
last night, Chip?
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-Uh... No, I didn't...
-We're trying to let him
cry it out, you know?
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-It's like a method.
-Yeah. It's, um...
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It's noisy, yeah, but, uh...
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-Yeah.
-...it's cute.
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Yeah, man, ain't he cute?
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Can you believe we made
that little Chip baby?
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Yeah, God, yeah.
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Greatest thing that's ever
happened to me, man.
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-Rent's due.
-Huh?
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Rent is due.
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Yeah, um...
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Actually, my wallet's
right here.
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It's okay, baby.
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[shushing]
It's okay.
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Yeah, that should work.
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Oh, man, I'm gonna
take Claire to dinner.
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Can you babysit?
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-When?
-Hey, we're going
to dinner tonight!
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-Tonight?
-Is that cool, man?You need to bond with the baby.
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Oh.
[shushing]
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-Yeah, I guess so. I...
-Oh, man, thank you so much.
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That's... That's awesome, man.
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Hey, it's all right.
Hey, it's Uncle Chip.
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All right, see you.
Thanks, buddy.
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-[farts]
-TRINITY: Oh, Chip, hey.
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-Yeah.
-He's pooping.
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Can you just take the diaper andscrape all the shit out of it
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and put it
in the dirty diaper bucket?
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Thank you so much,
I'll be out in an hour.
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[both crying]
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CHIP [sighing]:
Aw, I shouldn't do this,
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but I'm just gonna get
some disposable diapers
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for Baby Chip.
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Um, I think they're over here.
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-Okay, okay.
-Baby Chip, huh?
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I wish somebody would name
a baby after me.
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Well, it's not
that easy, Martha.
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Baby Chip cries a lot.
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-Most babies do, I've heard.
-[whispering]: Hey.
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How do you know
when a baby is possessed?
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I think it's like if he has
a really deep voice
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-or projectile-vomits.
-Yeah?
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Or his head spins
all the way around.
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But that last one might be fake.
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[regular volume]:
Thank you for the information.
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-Thank you so much.
-Chip, it sounds like
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your living situation
is pretty untenable.
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I'm gonna find an apartment
for you, okay?
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It took me 73 tries to findmine. It can be really daunting.
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Martha, look,
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I live with Baby Chip now,
Jode and Trinity.
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That's just who I live with--
they're my family.
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I need stool softeners.
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[sighs]
Okay. Then, Chip,
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do you want to know what
my new life coach would say?
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You have a life coach?
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-Yeah.
-But don't you need
a life first?
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-[sighs]
-Hey, those are free samples.
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Look at that.
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Is this, uh,
chili safe for babies?
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I need somebody to check
all the light bulbs.
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In the bathrooms,
in the waiting rooms,
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throughout the whole rodeo,please, if somebody can do that.
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And then, if you could order
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urinal cakes,
that would be helpful.
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-Amazon is out of urinal cakes.-How is Amazon
out of urinal cakes?
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Double-check, please. Okay?
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That's a hell of a name to callsomething like that, a cake.
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CHIP:
And then, the-the bleachers,especially the northwest corner
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-of the, uh...
-DANIEL: Sorry, excuse me.
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Hate to interrupt. Oh, hey,
Eddie, how are you doing?
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-Oh. Sober. [chuckles]
-Hi.
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-Sober?
-Yeah.
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Oh, good to-- good.
Good. Hi-hi. Hi.
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-Hey.
-Uh, Daniel Kwon,
um... I'm your, uh,
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from the church next door,
I'm a friend of your mother's.
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[yawning]:
My mother's told me
about you, yeah.
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I know who you are-- sorry.
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Yeah-- I... Excuse me.
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DANIEL:
So, listen, can you,
can you do me a favor?
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Could you ask your mother
if we can rent
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your parking lot during
our church service?
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Our attendance
is going through the roof.
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Absolutely, we can, uh--
you know what?
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We don't need to call her.
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What kind of money
are we talking about?
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Uh, we got about $300?
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-Can you do it for $400?
-Uh... $325?
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-How about $320?
-Perfect. Okay, great.
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Thanks. Great to meet you guys.Thank you.
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All right, thank you.
I'll talk to you later.
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Wait a second.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
You have one new message.
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MRS. BASKETS:
Hey, Chip, it's your mother.
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-I'm here with Ken and Susan.
-[Susan meowing]
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Susan says hi.
[laughs]
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Daniel says he met with you,
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and you're quite
the little negotiator.
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Thanks for bringing
in the business, Chip.
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KEN:
We're so proud of you, son!
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-KEN: I can call him
that now, can't I?
-Yes.
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-KEN: I thought I could.
-Well, you did, so...
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Hi, little boy.
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Hi, little boy. Come to Mama.
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-Aw...
-Good boy.
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-Is there a disposable?
-That's cool. All good.
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Thanks, Big Chip.
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That's a good boy.
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MRS. BASKETS: Anyway, keep up the good work,
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honey, and good night.
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Does it hang up on its own,
or do I have to click off?
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[sighs]
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[snoring softly]
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-[Trinity screaming]
-[gasping]
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[Baby Chip crying]
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-Is everything okay?
-It's fine. It's okay.
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It's just that Baby, um...
Baby Chip threw up everywhere
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in the middle of the night
and he almost choked to death.
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But it's okay, he didn't.
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[crying]:
He didn't, did you?
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-JODE: Baby... [gags]
-Okay, here, take the baby.
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Change his jammies.
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JODE:
The baby just freaked out
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and spewed everywhere.
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-TRINITY:
Go get us some new sheets.
-[Jode coughing]
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Okay?
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Wait, where they at?
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God, Jody...!
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-Give me my baby.
-[phone ringing]
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-Give him to me.
-Let me get that phone.
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-[retching, coughing]
-Pick it up.
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[panting]:
There. Oh, it's okay.
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Hello? Dr. Rubinstein?
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Hey, man. Yeah, yeah.
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[retching]
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Thanks, man.
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-What did he say?
-He wants me to go
get Pedialyte.
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I got to go to
the 24-hour pharmacy on 15th.
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-[coughing]
-[crying]: No, don't leave me!
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-It's okay, baby.
-Don't leave me, baby!
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-It's gonna be okay. All right?-Baby...
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Okay, I-I-I-I-I'll go.
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-I can go. Yeah, I'll go.
-[coughing, crying]
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[Muzak playing quietly]
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[Baby Chip crying]
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[crying softens]
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[insects chirping]
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Chip, your mom
keeps calling.
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[phone ringing, buzzing]
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Huh? Yeah?
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-MRS. BASKETS:
Chip? Daniel Kwon called me.
-Huh?
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-He says no one was at the rodeo to open the parking lot.-What? Oh, di...
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-He's been waiting there
an hour.
-Huh?
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Chip? Did the people at that apartment give you some drugs?
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-Yeah.
-[horns honking]
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[gate creaking]
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It's open! Come on!
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He's new at this, Christine.
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I'm sure it was
just a one-time thing.
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The rodeo's too much
responsibility for him.
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He's really just
a front-of-the-house guy.
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Just go easy on him.
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I love you, Ken,
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but I don't agree
with your management style.
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[horn honking]
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-What up, what up?
-Hey.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Are you, you living
with a baby now?
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JODE:
This is uh, Baby Chip,
Mrs. Baskets.
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We named him after Big Chip,
the hero.
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He saved Baby Chip last night,
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-so...
-Wow.
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...we brought...
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-Arby's. Free.
-Free Arby's.
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Curly fries, uh,
and two Big Kahunas.
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-This one kind of opened up.
-Oh.
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-Here you go.
-MRS. BASKETS: Well,
that's very nice of you.
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You take that, honey.
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I need to talk to the big Chip.
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-JODE: All right, cool. Peace.
-[tires screeching]
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-MRS. BASKETS: Jesus.
-What do you want?
Wh-Where are we going?
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Is he a maniac or what?
There's a baby in there.
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KEN:
So, Chip, what's your plan?
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Uh... I don't know, I was
gonna go back to the apartment
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and take a nap
and then maybe have a siesta.
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And then, after that,
take a break.
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No. What's the plan
for your life, Chip?
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What's your one-year plan?
What's your five-year plan?
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Every man should have
a plan for his future.
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Yeah. Uh...
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When you're our age,
are you still gonna be living
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with these circus geeks
and their kid?
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Well, I really haven't thought
of it, but, God, I hope not.
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You need to find
a serious place to live.
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Until you do, please come home.
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-Chris...
-What? We've got so much room.
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You'll hardly know he's there.
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-Chip.
-[snoring]
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-KEN: Chip?
-Yes.
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You're sleeping
while I'm talking to you.
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I just want you to know
you're welcome to come home.
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Um...
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Well, Martha's looking
for apartments, Mom,
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I apprec--
I-I do appreciate that,
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and I-I just don't want
to disappoint her.
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KEN:
Yeah, I think Chip's got
a handle on this, Christine.
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Why don't we just enjoy
the food? It's free.
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Have you seen any of the placesthat Martha has picked out?
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-That would be a negative. No.
-Chip, you've got
to look at the places
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in order to pick one.
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-Look at this.
-[laughter]
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KEN:
That's a good one.
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It's good, uh, economy. Single.
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Yeah. Well, at least
this one has a window.
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MRS. BROOKS:
Ooh. It smells funny in here.
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Um, that's just 'cause your
other senses are heightened.
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CHIP:
How much is this place?
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-$900.
-[stammers]
No, no, let me handle it.
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Allen, I've been working
with a life coach.
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-Uh-huh.
-...and I'm sorry,
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but I'm gonna have to be
really assertive with you.
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-We are not...
-Oh, my God...
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ALLEN:
Uh, good window.
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Good, good view.
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-Maybe we'll keep looking.
-Uh...
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[sighs]
I'm so tired.
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I don't know if this is the besttime for me to be doing this.
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I-I mean, all this... searching.
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MARTHA:
Well, why don't you just move
back in with your mom?
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-Save money.
-What am I saving money for?
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-Cashmere socks.
-What?
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-Mom, you're awake.
-I have to go pee-pee.
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-Oh.
-What's this place?
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-Where?
-I don't know, it looks cool.
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-MARTHA: Where? -W-- this place. That building. Pull over.
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-MARTHA: Okay.
-Put your turn signal on.
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-[signal clicking]
-[tires screech]
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-Oh, God.
-Oh-- sorry, guys.
-What was that?
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I'm sorry.
Are you all right, Mom?
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Yeah, I think I'll survive.
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Hey, look at this. Open house.
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MARTHA:
Oh, Bullet Towers?
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This place is new.
256
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,293
Hey, Mom,
do you mind if we go in?
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-They probably have
a bathroom you can use.
-Oh, thank God.
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NARRATOR:
Bullet Towers,
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the future of Bakersfield.
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A sophisticated
standard of living.
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Luxurious amenities,
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marble counters
in every kitchen,
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walking distance from
Bakersfield's finest shops,
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and only a few steps from California's bullet train.
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Zoom to the metropolis
of your choice,
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all while enjoying the calm
sanctuary of Bakersfield.
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Come taste the future
at Bullet Towers.
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This is our standard
studio unit,
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and I'm actually
in one of these--
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it's exceptional.
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Um, everything is brand-new.
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-Central AC, gas range...
-Yeah. It's nice.
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Uh, yeah.Access to common area roof deck.
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Um, counter-counters
that are marble
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if you choose the right ones,
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but they didn't in this one.
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Um, so, and then,
and then this unit
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has central courtyard views
and washer-dryer.
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-Oh, look at this.
-ANITA: It's a really,
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really great community
that we're building here.
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CHIP:
Nice view.
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ANITA:
Do you two have kids?
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Who?
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-ANITA: Or...-No, that's, that's just Martha
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and that's her visually
impaired mother.
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She's probably looking
for the restroom right now.
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-Oh.
-Whoopsie.
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So you'd be getting in
on the ground floor
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of a really great investment,
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especially in seven
to nine years from now,
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-when the bullet train's
completed.
-CHIP: Right.
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-Yeah.
-Uh, yes, thank you,
we have eyes.
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Let's get down to brass tacks:
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what is the monthly rent
on this place?
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Oh, I'm s-sorry,
I think that there's been
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a little bit
of a misunderstanding
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'cause this is a condo,
so you wouldn't be renting,
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you'd be buying.
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Oh. So I'd be a...
I'd be a homeowner.
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MARTHA:
Well, that's out
of his price range.
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This was obviously a huge wasteof time. Mom, Chip.
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-Martha.
-Let's go.
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Okay. It's a nice place.
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Yeah.
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Those are free, right?
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-Mm, yup.
-Thanks.
307
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:22,976
-Okay. So, you interested in...?-In the waters.
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-Okay.
-Let's go!
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I like that place, but all thisis a waste of time, Martha,
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all of it.
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Here, Chiparoo, can't open it.
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-Mm.
-Oh.
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-We can keep looking.
-[sighs]
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I mean, why am I moving anyway?
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I can just get
noise-canceling headphones
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or earmuffs or whatever.
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You know, my life coach
could really help you.
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Life-- Do you really have
a life coach?
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I thought that was a joke. Isthat why you're acting so weird?
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-I can't get this open.
-What?
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00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,009
What time is it?
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Fudge. I have to be
at class in five minutes.
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Do you mind if we do that firston the way to your place?
324
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:05,105
Yes, I actually do mind 'cause
Baby Chip is expecting me.
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Here, I can't get this open.
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00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,936
Well, it's too late,
we're almost there.
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-[sighing]: Oh, God.
-It'll be good for you.
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[sighs]
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♪
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Just doesn't seem like
you to leave your mom
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sitting in a car, that's all.
332
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Well, I cracked the window.
333
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,476
Okay, I'm-I'm gonna
get out of here.
334
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,694
This is not my scene.
335
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:30,913
I'm just gonna get some food.
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00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,567
Okay, well, can you at least
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grab some meatballs for my mom?
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-Okay.
-Martha.
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-Oh. Hey.
-Hi, dear.
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I'm so glad you came.
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Hello, newcomer,
what's your name?
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00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,623
Oh, no, Martha...
Martha dragged me here.
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My name's Chip,
I'm not, I'm not staying.
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I'm-I'm just gonna get
some meatballs,
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-then go to sleep in the car.
-Oh, that's okay, Chip.
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00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:55,807
Um, this is my life coach Tammy.Stay.
347
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:59,072
Well, hello, Chip, welcome.
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I ask nothing of you
except honesty, discretion,
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an open mind,
and, of course, no phones.
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Everybody, give a hand to Chip,
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who's here for
the first time tonight!
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00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,825
No, I'm not...
I'm not here to...
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TAMMY:
Okay, Jonah, I hear you,
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but I need you to be
a lot more specific.
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JONAH:
I've been fired from
all food court places,
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except for Salad Euphoria.
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00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,445
-Okay, I've had enough.
-TAMMY: Mm-hmm.
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JONAH:
So I started
cutting myself again.
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Thank you for inviting me,
or forcing me to come here.
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-Chip...
-Of course you did.
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-Please don't go.
-It makes sense.
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-You were out of control.
When we cut...
-Sorry.
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-...it's because we want
to get some control.
-Apologies.
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00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,633
You're letting others
take control over you.
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00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,548
Who's controlling you?
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00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:44,073
Is it your bullying,
hateful brother?
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00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:47,642
Is it a powerless father?
Is it a controlling mother?
368
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:48,860
Who's in control?
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You! Are in charge.
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I want to hear you say it.
I am in F-ing charge.
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TAMMY AND JONAH:
I am in F-ing charge.
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Everybody here say it because
it's true for all of you.
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ALL:
I am in F-ing charge.
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00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,092
[phone buzzing, chiming]
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00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,659
Chip, someone texting you?
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00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,270
-You can sit.
-CHIP: Uh...
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00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,098
No, I was just, uh...
378
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:12,058
It's okay. Do you want to take
a moment and answer the text?
379
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,103
No, it's just, uh...
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00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,453
Can I see your phone? I'd like
to see who you're texting.
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00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,456
[laughing]:
Give it to me. I'm...
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00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,502
I'm not so scary
as you think I am.
383
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,678
I really am not,
right, everybody?
384
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:27,508
Aw, what a cutie.
385
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:28,639
Is he yours?
386
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,773
He's my roommate.
I mean, I live with him.
387
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,081
Come here, Chip.
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00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:38,475
Mm-hmm.
Well, put your phone away.
389
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:42,131
You're about to do something
very important for yourself.
390
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,655
Everyone here
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is trying their goddamn best
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00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,139
to find a way
to get what they want.
393
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,054
Right, everybody?
394
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,752
What do you want, Chip?
395
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,190
What do you want?
396
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,758
Uh, I don't know.
397
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:03,979
I care about you, Chip.
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00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,678
More than I want anything,
I want you to get it.
399
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,115
You deserve it.
400
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:12,161
What do you want?
401
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,126
I want to move out of the placeI'm living in.
402
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,084
I work all day,
then I go home at night
403
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,564
to help out with the baby,
404
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:27,220
and the baby cries all the time,and I'm exhausted.
405
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,701
What's stopping you?
406
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,791
I can't find an apartment.
407
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,228
MARTHA:
I found him three apartments.
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00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,099
-CHIP [groans]: Ugh...-But he didn't like any of 'em.
409
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:40,755
-Except the, the condo, but...
-[groans]: Ugh...
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00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,539
...he can't afford to buy it.
411
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,193
See what else
I've been dealing with here?
412
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,934
You know, Martha, he's got
to do this for himself.
413
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,762
Can't afford?
What does that mean?
414
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:50,765
-It means I don't have the moneyfor an apartment.
-No, no. [chuckling]: No.
415
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,246
What does it really mean?
416
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,249
Let's look at this another way.
417
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,164
You are Chip.
418
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,904
Chip who?
419
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,168
-[whispering]: Baskets.
-I know my last name, Martha.
420
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,691
Ba-Baskets.
421
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,997
-Chip Baskets?
-Yeah.
422
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,695
[chuckling]:
Wow.
423
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:12,265
Chip Baskets. Your mother
liked a lot of Mexican food.
424
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,919
[laughter]
425
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,921
What do you do for a living,
Chip Baskets?
426
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,794
I'm a rodeo clown.
427
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,013
My mom owns and runs a rodeo,
428
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:25,974
and I-I clown there
during the rodeo season.
429
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,280
He also does birthday parties.
430
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,281
Martha, no.
431
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,152
-Quiet.
-You clown
432
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,155
in front of rodeo bulls?
433
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,765
Mm-hmm.
434
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,159
A baby can't do that, Chip.
435
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,380
A baby pees in his diaper.
Big Chip doesn't do that.
436
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,251
Baby Chip can't even walk.
437
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:45,036
Big Chip can run.
438
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,603
Big Chip can get
his own apartment.
439
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,171
What makes you think you can't
get your own apartment?
440
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:52,261
-I can't get the money
for that...
-No, no, no.
441
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,394
It's not about the money.
Look in my eyes.
442
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:58,224
-Go... deeper!
-[pounding on chest]
443
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:01,270
Who's in charge of you?
444
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,316
Let's go there. Jonah?
Tell him who's in charge.
445
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,230
JONAH:
Uh...
446
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,014
I forgot.
447
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,234
You are in charge of you.
448
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:11,193
What are you afraid of?
449
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,239
I'm...
450
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,809
What is it? Change?
451
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,768
If I get the apartment,
then I might have...
452
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,639
might have to change,
is that what you're saying?
453
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,642
Yes, you'd have to earn more.
You'd have a mortgage.
454
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,689
But you'd be happy.
455
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,691
Uh, I want to, I...
456
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,215
[whispering]:
I want to be happy,
I'm just frightened of it.
457
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,304
-Aw...
-If I know how to do it.
458
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,088
That's it, that's it, that's it.
459
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:40,788
He said he's scared to be happy,but he wants to be happy.
460
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,398
-[applause]
-He found it, everybody.
461
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:46,663
You found it.
462
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,231
Okay, everybody, he found it.
463
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,712
[chuckles]
464
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:56,282
All right, now let's get you
that apartment!
465
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,506
-Ken.
-KEN: In the kitchen.
466
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,508
I'm thinking
we should order a pizza.
467
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,337
I just feel like, uh,
eating and going to bed.
468
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,905
-Voilà!
-Oh. What is this?
469
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,255
-You got to try this.
-Where did you get this?
470
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,256
Olive spread.
471
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,259
-Oh, good.
-With cheese and cracker.
472
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,305
-Oh, my God.
-And a little sliced tomato.
473
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,394
-You're cheering me up already.-[chuckles]
474
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:25,398
-Mmm. Mmm!
-Good, huh? Yeah.
475
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,270
And so distinctive, the taste.
476
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,360
You know,
477
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,971
I just wanted things
to go well for Chip.
478
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,931
Yeah, Chip's an independent guy.He did fine today.
479
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:41,065
We're only there to help out
when he needs us.
480
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:44,417
You're so wise, you know?
I should listen to you more.
481
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,288
[phone ringing]
482
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,724
[whispering]:
I can be such a know-it-all.
483
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,073
[Ken chuckles]
484
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:50,771
Hello, Chip.
485
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:51,902
Hey, Mom.
486
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,121
Investment.
487
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:56,124
Uh, Mom, I wanted to tell you
488
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,169
about an investment opportunity.
489
00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,910
MRS. BASKETS: Chip, I'm gonna tell you about
490
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,391
olive "tap-pen-yah-dee."
491
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,959
Ken just rooted
around the boxes,
492
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:09,311
and he found me
a delicious crudités tray.
493
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,312
That sounds good.
494
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,096
It was out of this world.
495
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,576
I just never had
anything like it.
496
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,535
[whispering]:
Investment.
497
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,145
Okay, yeah, I'll look into that.
498
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:19,452
But-but-but, listen, hey,
there-there's a, u-um,
499
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,367
a new condo
on the east side of town
500
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,933
called the Bullet Towers, Mom?
501
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:26,372
Oh, you found a place to live,
Chip? That's great.
502
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:30,376
But I need, um...
I need a down payment.
503
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,986
You'll pay her back.
504
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,379
And I'll-I'll pay you back, uh,
505
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,816
w-with interest, so it'll be
a good investment for you.
506
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:37,470
-Mmm.
-KEN: What's going on?
507
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:41,430
He, uh, found a-a condo,
the Bullet House, and
508
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:45,216
it's in a complex and he,
uh, needs a down payment.
509
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,218
[phone beeps]
510
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:49,220
Looks like he needs us, right?
511
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,005
Yeah.
512
00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:53,399
It looks like he needs us. Hmm.
513
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,228
Yeah, I'm still here.
514
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:59,448
Okay.
515
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,494
I understand.
516
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:04,975
Okay.
517
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,368
Bye.
518
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,370
[phone beeps]
519
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,807
-She said yes.
-[cheering, applause]
520
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:13,810
Yeah, yes! My favorite word.
521
00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:15,464
Come on, we're gonna dance.
522
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:17,597
-I don't dance.
-Yeah, well, we all dance.
523
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,034
We're gonna dance
to the word "yes."
524
00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:23,254
[chanting]:
Go, Chip! Go, Chip! Go, Chip!
525
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:26,519
You are a homeowner now!
526
00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:28,477
Yay, Chip!
527
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:31,262
Go, Chip! Go, Chip! Go, Chip!
528
00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:32,873
Go, Chip! Go, Chip!
529
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:36,267
Oh, my goodness, these are
so tight-- your shoulders.
530
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,008
We dance here.
531
00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:40,533
You're gonna have to loosen up
a little to hang out here.
532
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:42,535
Go, Chip! Go, Chip!
533
00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:43,449
[muffled]:
Go, Chip!
534
00:22:43,492 --> 00:22:45,407
[music muffled]
535
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:48,323
♪ Ain't no stopping us now♪
536
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,456
♪ We're on the move♪
537
00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:56,200
[normal audio]:
♪ Ain't no stopping us now♪
538
00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:57,419
♪ No, no, no♪
539
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,116
♪ We're on the move♪
540
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,292
♪ We're moving, we're grooving♪
541
00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:04,557
-♪ Ain't no stopping us now♪
-♪ Oh, no♪
542
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,863
-♪ We're moving, yeah♪
-♪ We've got the groove♪
543
00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:08,691
-♪ I know♪
-♪ We're grooving♪
544
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,563
♪ Moving, moving, moving, move♪
545
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:14,044
♪ Ain't no stopping us now♪
546
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:15,306
♪ We're on the move♪
547
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:18,875
♪ I know we've got the groove♪
548
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:21,922
♪ Ain't no stopping us now.♪
549
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,967
♪
550
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,341
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
551
00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:54,041
-Can I borrow your car?
-Sorry, Chip,
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