Original subtitles

- Big magnet, big disco ball, big spatula.

- Hey, what's going on, Nathan?

- I can't find the big jar of honey for the honey sketch.

- [gasps] We can't do the honey sketch without the honey.

- Exactly! Somebody must've taken it.

- What's up, guys?

- Why don't you tell us, Chinguun?

- What's that all over your hands, huh?

That's honey!

- No, this is mustard.

- Why do you have mustard all over your hands?

- That's personal.

- What's up, guys?

- We can't find the big jar of honey for the honey sketch.

- You can't do the honey sketch without honey!

[together] We know!

- Maybe someone in the audience took it.

- They did look kind of hungry.

Hey, audience! Did you take the honey?

all: No!

- This way.

- Everything is hinging on this honey.

[breathing frantically]

- Yeah, this audience looks like

a honey-stealing kind of audience.

- Did you take the honey? - No.

- Did you take the honey?

Okay, you definitely look like somebody

who would take the honey.

[laughter]

- Hey, over here, Nathan.

[laughter]

- Hey, bear.

Yes, you.

Did you take the honey?

Oh, really? Then what's this?

[laughter]

- Um, that's a jar of mustard.

- Why does everybody have mustard?

Lex, you took the honey!

- Yeah. I couldn't find the mustard for the mustard sketch,

so I thought I'd use the honey.

- The bear has the mustard.

- What bear? - The bear in the audience.

- There's a bear in the audience?

- Chinguun.

You had some mustard. Where'd you get it?

- A bear gave it to me.

- The one in the audience?

- There's a bear in the audience?

- Oh good, you have the honey.

Now all we need to do is find the mustard

so we can do the honey mustard sketch.

- We can't do the honey mustard sketch without mustard!

- The bear has the mustard.

- What bear? - He's in the audience.

- Oh.

- So wait a minute.

We have a honey sketch, a mustard sketch,

and a honey mustard sketch?

- Who wrote this episode?

[typewriter clacking]

[bear growls] [typewriter dings]

- Ready, yet? Get set.

It's "All That."

[funky hip-hop music]

- [vocalizing]

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

- ♪ Check it out ♪

- [vocalizing]

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

- All right.

We've assembled some of the toughest,

most ruthless villains in all of City Ville:

Robo Arms!

[mechanical clanking]

Rocket Shoes...

And Hot Breath!

[whooshing]

The first place we hit is the bank.

And with all of us,

Hero Boy won't be able to stop us.

all: Yeah!

- If Hero Boy comes anywhere near us,

I'll destroy him by launching a truck at him

with the sheer force of my arms.

all: Yeah!

- If I see him, I will

blast into him full-speed

with the immense power of my rockets!

all: Yeah!

- And I'll breathe a gaping hole

into the ground until Hero Boy falls to his doom.

all: Yeah!

- And I'll have this...

very long coat.

Now, when we first get in the bank, I--

[mechanical clanking] What is it, Robo Arms?

[mechanical clanking]

- Am I the only one who feels like...

the coat really isn't that helpful?

I mean, we all explained

what we would do in full detail, but you--

- Bad guys always wear long coats.

It's scary.

Can we keep going?

- I--I guess.

- Great.

Then we have to get past the steel vault door.

- With my arms, I can shatter the door to smithereens!

all: Yeah!

- I can use my breath

on the bank manager until he caves.

all: Yeah!

- I can smash in through the roof,

crushing everything in sight.

all: Yeah!

- And I'll walk in wearing this very long coat.

- But, before we begin,

how does that help us in this situation?

- Yeah, it's really just a coat.

- A long coat.

- Yeah, sure. The coat is awesome.

- Have we discussed the length of the coat yet?

- Yeah, man, you've mentioned it a few times.

It's really long.

- Great. Then let's move on.

Now, it's possible Hero Boy will be waiting,

so we'll need an escape.

- Great, I can rocket us into the sky to safety.

all: Yeah!

- I'll seal up the sewer with my breath.

all: Yeah!

- And I'll barricade the door with cement blocks.

all: Yeah!

- Perfect. Then I will open my coat and--

- Enough with the coat!

What is so special about the coat?

- Oh, I just realized

you guys don't even know the true power of the coat.

- Show us. - Yes.

- Check this out.

I can make my coat even longer.

- I think I'm gonna go.

- Right behind you.

- It's just a coat!

I am so mad. [screams]

- Wait, but I can make my coat even longer than this.

- Don't care! - [screams]

- Oh, fireball eyes!

I always forget to say I can

shoot fire out of my fireball eyes.

Man!

- This is Bed, Bath, & Beyoncé.

- Hey, y'all. It's me, Beyoncé.

Do you need one of those trash cans

that you can open with your foot?

One of those blankets that thinks it's a dress?

Or an empowering anthem for girls of all ages?

[rousing pop music]

♪ ♪

Come on down to Bed, Bath, and Beyoncé.

You won't be sorry.

I know I ain't.

I- And... cut!.

[cheers and applause]

[elegant string music]

♪ ♪

- Is someone sitting here?

- Quiet! This is a library!

- Whoa, who's that?

- That's the substitute librarian, Mrs. Hushbomb.

[horn blaring]

- I said quiet! You're still yapping!

[clipper snip]

This little piggy needs a trim.

This little piggy's too long.

This little piggy looks infected.

[toenail whooshes]

- Eww.

- Hey, hey, hey!

Silencio!

This is a library, not a yap-atorium.

[phone ringing]

This alarm means that it's lunch time!

[beeping]

[microwave whirring]

Popcorn's ready in five, four,

three, two, one!

[beep]

[moans]

Oh, whoa! Hot!

Hot-hot-hot-hot!

Oh, oh!

- Are you okay, Mrs. Hushbomb?

- Oh, shut it!

Enough outbursts.

People are trying to study.

- But, I-- - Shush!

This is a library, not a blabber-dashery.

Oh.

I got artificial butter flavoring

on my lucky moccasins.

♪ Scrub, scrub, scrubbin' my moccs ♪

♪ Scrub, scrub, scrub ♪ Oh!

Gotta dry my moccies!

See you later, blue thing!

[dryer tumbling]

- Who wears moccasins?

- That's your complaint?

Who uses appliances in a library?

[grunts]

- Zip it!

Enough with the tomfoolery.

This is a library, not a chat-nasium.

[tattoo gun buzzing]

- What an unusual place to get a tattoo.

- The arm? That's a very common place--

- No, no, no. The library! [gasps]

- For the love of solitude,

stop talking!

What does this say?

I said, what does this say?

- Quiet?

- Stop talking!

[groans]

I need to go to a quiet, relaxing place!

I'm going to escape reality.

Wow!

Now I'm in a reality that's virtual.

Ah... I'm on the beach.

Everything is so peaceful and quiet.

[screams] Oh, a shark!

Oh, everybody out of the water!

Good thing I have my harpoon.

Ah! Oh!

Look out!

- That's it, I'm out! - Ridiculous.

- Hey, shush!

Storm out of here more quietly!

- Let's go, let's go.

- How you like me now, shark?

[grunting]

[Italian music]

- [Italian accent] Do you like a good

homemade family-style Italian meal?

Do you like jumping up and down?

Then come eat at Trampolini's!

You'll love our lasagna,

our fettuccini,

our high-density foam jumping surfaces

designed for maximum absorption,

our chicken parmesano,

our hot, hot soup.

- Ooh, hot.

Ooh. [yelps]

- Don't just take my word.

Here's-a what some of our long-time customers had to say.

- Trampolini's has the best food in town.

I highly recommend the spaghetti with meat sauce.

- [laughing] I'm gonna throw up!

- [squeals] [laughter]

- I literally did a backflip

while I was eating my shrimp scampi.

- You got a little something right there, bud.

- Oh, hey, there's my fork.

- Trampolini's is a perfect restaurant for any occasion.

Birthdays,

corporate events,

weddings!

- [yelps]

- So jump on down to Trampolini's.

You'll be hoppy you did.

- [screams]

- She'll be fine.

Trampolini's, only three blocks from

the Samuel L. Jackson Medical Center.

[dainty music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, Papyrus.

Andrew.

I'm so sorry I'm late.

I was busy throwing up on Diane.

- Don't even worry about it, Tambourine.

I was just sitting here putting food everywhere but my mouth.

Mmm.

- Ooh, what are we eating? Looks expensive.

- Thank you for noticing.

Colleen recently switched me over to organic mush.

You have to try some.

- Oh, wow.

Papyrus, am I tasting...

pumpkin?

- It's seasonal.

So Andrew and I have been gabbing away all morning.

- [sucking]

- But tell me, Tam-Tam, how are you?

- I totally will, Papyrus.

I just--really quick, I have to do something.

You know, it's just like--

- Ooh. What was that about?

- Unclear, but it had to be done.

Anyways, I've just been taking life one step at a time.

I'm learning how to walk this year, so.

- Babe, Andrew was just saying this and I totally agree.

It's all about baby steps.

- Aww, thank you.

Thank you, Andrew.

I really wanna be walking before I hit the big one.

- The big one, what?

- You know, the big...

one.

I'm turning one in six months!

- Goals!

Hey, do you mind if I just put

all of this on the ground real quick?

- You do you, boo.

- So tell me, do you have a theme for the party yet?

- Well, Andrew called me basic.

- [gasps]

- Anyways.

I was originally thinking a baby shark theme.

- [gasps] Babe.

Baby shark is not even basic.

A low-key baby shark is a bop.

- [groans] Papyrus, look at those olds.

They can barely even function.

- Pathetic.

How old do you think they are?

- I don't know, 12?

Honestly, everybody over six looks the same to me.

- Truth.

It's like, "Look at me, I'm seven

and all of my teeth are falling out."

- [giggles]

"Oh, no, I'm 9 1/2

and I need a scooter to get around."

[both laughing]

- I'm 18 and I live in a home!

[both laughing]

- Ugh, old people are the worst.

[both laughing]

[both sigh]

- Well...

- Shall we?

- We shall.

[both wailing]

- Babies are the worst.

[glass shattering]

- And now, Reece Joy Caddell with

Vital Information for your everyday life.

- If you can't beat 'em, join 'em,

unless they are eggs.

Never join eggs.

Trust me.

A leopard cannot change his spots.

But my friend, Spot, has changed his leopard,

like, six times.

Pick a leopard and stick to it, Spot!

Good things come to those who wait.

- I got a bad of good things for Reece Joy Caddell.

- Oh, that's me! Finally.

Thank you.

[upbeat music]

- This has been Vital Information

for your everyday life.

- This is Bed, Bath, & Beyoncé.

- Hey, y'all. It's me, Beyoncé.

Do you need one of those machines

that turns food into drinks?

[whirring]

A big picture frame that's divided

into a bunch of smaller picture frames?

Or a wife, mother, and international superstar?

[rousing pop music]

Come on down to Bed, Bath, and Beyoncé.

'Cause I sneezed on the sale,

and the sale got sicker.

♪ ♪

- Gracias por venir.

- What does that mean?

- That means, "Thanks for coming."

- Oh. - Que gran noche.

- Which is...

- "What a great night."

El oso esta bailando.

That means, "The bear is dancing."

- Why'd you say that?

- Because that bear...

[dance music]

♪ ♪

Is dancing. - Oh.

- Hay que darle la más cordial,

bienvenida a nuestro invitado...

- Oh, wait, I know this one.

- Please give a round of sound for our musical guest...

[together] Daddy Yankee!

[cheers and applause]

[Daddy Yankee's "Con Calma"]

- Run it, run it!

- ♪ Cómo te llamas, baby? ♪

♪ Desde que te vi supe que eras pa' mi ♪

♪ Dile a tus amigas que andamos ready ♪

♪ Esto lo seugimo' en el after party ♪

♪ Comó te llamas, baby? ♪

♪ Desde que te vi supe que eras pa' mi ♪

♪ Dile a tus amigas que andamos ready ♪

♪ Esto lo seguimo' en el after party ♪

♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪

♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪

♪ Es una asesina cuando baila ♪

♪ Quiere que to' el mundo la vea ♪

♪ I like your poom-poom, girl ♪

♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪

♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪

♪ Tiene adrenalina en medio 'e la pista ♪

♪ Vente, hazme lo que sea ♪

♪ I like your poom-poom, girl ♪

♪ Ya vi que estás solita acompáñame ♪

♪ La noche es de nosotro' tú lo sabe' ♪

♪ Que ganas me dan-dan-dan ♪

♪ De guayarte, mami ese ram-pam-pam ♪

♪ Esa criminal como lo mueve e' un delito ♪

♪ Tengo que arrestarte porque empiezo y no me quito ♪

♪ Tienes criminality pero te doy fatality ♪

♪ Vívete la película flotando en mi gravity ♪

♪ Daddy pone las regla' tiene' que obedecer ♪

♪ Mami, no tiene pausa ¿qué e' lo que vas a hacer? ♪

♪ Echale, échale, échale pa' atrás ♪

♪ Echale, échale, pa' alante y pa' atrás ♪

♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪

♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪

♪ Es una asesina cuando baila ♪

♪ Quiere que to' el mundo la vea ♪

Come on!

♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪

♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪

♪ Tiene adrenalina en medio 'e la pista ♪

♪ Vente, hazme lo que sea ♪

♪ I like your poom-poom, girl ♪

♪ Tú tiene' candela y yo tengo la vela ♪

♪ Llama el 911, se están quemando las suela' ♪

♪ Me daña cuando la faldita esa me la modela ♪

♪ Mami, 'tás enferma, pero tu show no lo cancela' ♪

♪ Te llaman a ti la reina del party ♪

♪ Mucha sandunga tiene ese body ♪

♪ Tírate un paso, no-no-no pare ♪

- ♪ Whoa dale dale! ♪

- Somos dos bandido' entre la rumba y romance

♪ Y zúmbale, DJ, otra ve' pa' que dance ♪

♪ Echale, échale, échale pa' atrás ♪

♪ Echale, échale, pa' alante y pa' atrás ♪

♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪

♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪

♪ Es una asesina cuando baila ♪

♪ Quiere que to' el mundo la vea ♪

Yeah!

♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪

♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪

♪ Tiene adrenalina en medio 'e la pista ♪

♪ Vente, hazme lo que sea ♪

♪ I like your poom-poom, girl ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Before we leave, let's give another round of sound

for Daddy Yankee!

- Yes. - Good job, man, good job!

Whoo! - Say bye!

all: Bye! - Yo, peace, y'all!

[cheers and applause] Yeah!

- Andrew called me basic. - [gasps]

[laughter]

- Andrew called me basic. - [gasps]

- One. [laughter]

- Well, Andrew called me basic. - [gasps]

[laughs]

- This is going in the bloopers.