Original subtitles

More than the greatest love the world

Good morning, Mrs Levin

Good morning, Danny

Has known

- Where have you been? - I was getting bubble gum

Okay, good. Get the bag. Get the bag

Instead of spending all that money on

space travel, they could just end the war

Alison, can we talk politics

after we pack the car? - Feel like I'm gonna give birth

Marty, could you help your mother with the kitchen things?

Mom, this is a process, a scientific process, okay?

I'm gonna start to pack

Ma, what is the point of me having a plan for the backseat

- Here you go, Daddy - Come on. This is serious

I need my record player!

You can live without it for two weeks

It's bigger than last year!

- Stop it! - You stop it!

- Okay, okay! Knock it off - He's pushing me!

Be good to each other

Alison, move over. Give your brother some room

Why do I always have to move?

We're too crowded!

That's the beauty of the whole thing, darling

Crowded is good

- Enough already! - She started it

There's nothing to do up there

Why do we always have to do the same stupid thing every summer?

- Children, please! - That's a good question, Pearl

Why do we do the same stupid thing every summer?

Because we do

Can I have my sandwich now?

Danny, 1 hour, 11 min. to the Red Apple sign

- Are you paying attention? - That's a record, Daddy

Danny, Danny, bo-banny Banana, fanna, fo-fanny

Fee, fi, fo-manny Danny

Alison, Alison, bo-balison Banana, fanna, fo-falison

- Sing! Sing! - Daddy!

Sing or I'm gonna crash! If you don't sing, I'm gonna crash!

Keep your eyes on the road!

- That's better - Let's do Chuck

No Chuck. We don't do Chuck

You never let me do Chuck

When you're married, you can do Chuck. Right, baby?

No one else could love you more Nadie podr�a quererte mas

Than the greatest love the world has known

Ma! Hippies!

This is the love that I give to you

Some feckuckteh hairdos they have

Ow! Get off!

More than the single words

I try to sing

I only live to love you

More each day

More than you'll ever know

My arms got to hold you so

My life will be in your keeping

Waking, sleeping Laughing, weeping

Longer than always is a long, long

Long time

But far beyond forever

Welcome back to Dr Fogler's, everyone

The Fourth of July barbecue will be held by the lake at 6:00

At 6:00 for the Fourth of July barbecue

Let's see how fast you can put the hoop down

and get the pot inside the bungalow, ready?

On your mark, get set, go! Go. Go, go, go, go, go!

Daddy, tell me how fast we got here

3 hours and 42 minutes with a corned beef on rye at the Red Apple

2 hours and 23 minutes with salami and eggs at the Red Apple

- Bullshit - 1 hour and 57 minutes

with two hot dogs and mustard and sauerkraut at the Red Apple

Bullshit!

- Stop saying that word, Daddy - I'm sorry, Danny

But Fogler is such a liar. Come on. An hour and 57 minutes?

Who can do it in an hour and 57 minutes? Nobody

Let's go swimming! Let's go swimming! Let's go swimming!

- Did we forget the onions? - Look in the A&P bag

I am not sharing a room with him

You're not wearing that shirt

- What's wrong with it? - Just change it before you go out

- These onions are mushy - Mother, I have to have privacy

Where's my wooden bowl?

I'm not sleeping in the same room with his guns!

Cap guns, Alison. I think Joan Baez will forgive you

Enough, enough. I'll sleep with you in the bedroom

- Daniel, you sleep in the kitchen - No!

Don't give me no. Not too much salt

Daniel, let your sister get changed

Get changed. Go ahead

Why did I even have to come here?

Attention, everyone... The ice cream man is on the premises

The ice cream man is on the premises

Can I look like that when I grow up?

You looked like that, I wouldn't be your friend

- Hi, sweetheart - Oh, my goodness, why, thank you

How many calories in this again?

You're gorgeous, too, Pearl, but you hide your light under a bushel

- Alison! - What?

You asked me to change, and I changed

- I see Alison's nipples - Shut up!

Just make sure you're back in time for the barbecue, young lady

I don't believe in July 4th. It's patriotic puke

This is Daddy's last chance to be with us

He's gonna be working all week

Well, it's not my fault he's a slave to the establishment

Could you just for one afternoon put aside your beliefs?

It's easy for you to say, 'cause you don't have any!

I can't believe we have a teenager

- We're old - Not old. She's old

She's almost the age I was when I had her

I just don't want her to wind up like us

What's wrong with us?

Marty

This whole decade's gone by

and the most important decision I make during any week

is whether or not to go to the A&P or Waldbaum's

That's easy, A&P. Their Wing Dings are fresher

I'm serious

I know

You're lettin' her get you crazy, Pearl

Don't let her get you crazy

Yeah

Yeah

Attention, everyone. At 2:00 in the casino,

Bernie and Shirley Pike

will be showing slides of Reuben's bar mitzvah

That's 2:00

How does your week look?

Same as always

Anything new happening at the shop?

Nothing new happens at the shop ever

I was just asking

I wish you could stay longer

I know, so do I

Why won't you talk with Sid? Just...

Please, don't start with that now, okay?

Just ask for a few days

Neil gets a whole week off in August

Yeah, well...

Neil doesn't have a boss like Sid

and Neil doesn't have two kids to feed, all right?

You have enough cash?

I'm fine

Your mother's wooden bowl...

The scratchy blue blanket. That's the heavy one, you remember?

We need the big thermos. Not the blue ones

And Alison wants her shampoo

Bye, Neil!

- See ya, sweetie - Miss us

- Bye, Marty - I wrote it down

- Neil, what time you got? - 7:35

- Set. Go - Bye, Dad

Bye, sweetie. Give me a kiss

- Call me, okay? - All right

Six dot

Come on, Pearl. You remember what it was like

- It was never like that - What? You weren't a teenager?

For about two weeks... East

It's the marijuana you have to watch out for

Sooner or later, they all smoke marijuana

You get ants in your pants

You wanna screw everything in sight

Oh, that's beautiful Green

Is that supposed to comfort me?

The Blouse Man is on the premises

Here we go

The Blouse Man is on the premises

This make me look too busty?

There's no such thing as too busty

Give me a bigger size

Here's your bigger size

- Very funny - Oh!

I'm sorry

It's just blouses. Don't worry about it

Let me help

I got it. Can I help you find something?

No, thanks

Wait, Lillian. That's the one I wanted

Excuse me. You got another one of these?

No, ladies. I'm sorry. I don't

You gonna hold on to this the rest of the afternoon?

Ma'am, what's your name?

Selma

- You want my honest opinion, Selma? - Yeah

With those sea-green eyes

I think you're better off with a lighter color anyway

Excuse me. Check this out

See this?

Look. Look at that

With that shade of green, you're practically sparklin'

- All right? - Oh, yeah

They sparkle, Selma

I tell you what. Since you ladies have been such good sports about this

consider these blouses a gift

Thank you. You're a very nice young man

You're welcome

Thank you, but I don't need a gift

However, this blouse is not worth more than $5

That's cool

- You want the hanger? - Do you need it?

No. You take it

I hope you like the blouse

That's a strange way of doing business

A little promotion. It'll even out in the end

Excuse me, mister... You got this in red?

Only in a 16. Yellow looks pretty good to me

I'm not really a yellow kind of a girl

No?

What kind of girl are ya?

How about that yellow?

What happened to the old Blouse Man?

Oh, he retired

I bought his bus and his route

He had more variety

Did he?

Carried a little something extra each time

Jewelry or sunglasses...

Think so, huh?

Well, all right. Thanks for the tip

Tadpoles!

Tadpoles over here right now. Salamanders, stop the noise

Hurry up. Go right over here

Tadpoles, you're behaving very, very well

Danny! Put away the guns!

Jeffrey, would you take his guns away?

Danny, you're not supposed to bring guns to camp

It'll just be another minute, okay?

Do orthodox girls have to wear wigs?

It looks like a wig

- Hey - What's up, Myra?

- This is my friend Carl - How ya doin'?

- You a counselor over here? - Yeah, as always

- I gotta go. Nice meetin'ya - Nice meeting you

- I gotta go too. I'll see you later - All right. I'll see ya

- Butterflies - Okay, butterflies, time to go

Does anybody know who that little girl is over there?

Is there anybody's mother around?

What group do you have? I have the chipmunks

What's the lifeguard's name?

Sorry. Just checking to see if it's a wig

We didn't mean anything by it

You shouldn't make fun of other people

I'm sorry

Right over here!

Okay

- It's Ross Epstein - Skunks

All right, skunks Come on. Let's go. It's us

Come on. Come on

It's not a good morning, Colonel. There's a radio hidden

A radio is against the orders of the Imperial Nipponese Army

There is a radio in this hut

What?

This is so boring

I order those responsible to hand it over immediately

Asking you just once more, where is it hidden?

Where is what hidden, sir? I know nothing about a wireless

Then, by God, you should!

I'll have you court-martialed, and it'll show on your record

- Ralph, what do you know about this? - Nothing

I just feel like we're always doing the same thing

and all the girls are doing something different now

So, I just think maybe I should frost it

You ever feel trapped by your life, Rhoda?

Oh, sure. I mean, I'm stuck with it

You know, I wonder how I would look as a redhead

Why are you stuck with it?

What... What should I do, Pearl? Become an astronaut?

You don't have kids, and you still got a lot of freedom

Yeah, I'm free to sit around and watch everybody else with their kids

You know, I swear, every single time I go to Poppy's,

and I have a pickle while I'm waiting for my ice cream

Neil asks me if I'm pregnant

I say to him, "When are you gonna get it through your thick skull?"

"I love pickles. You put a free bowl in front of me, I eat them"

- You gonna try again? - I don't know

Then Neil and I wouldn't be able

to take our annual trips to the Riviera

Sometimes I try to picture my life

if I hadn't had Alison so young

Maybe my life wouldn't be that different. I don't know

Sometimes I just wish I was a whole other person

Yuck

Attention, campers

Please report to the casino for a meeting with Dr Fogler after lunch

All campers are to report directly to the casino after lunch

- You ready for lunch, cowboy? - Yep

- Where'd you get that? - What?

- That licorice - The Blouse Man

Honey, what'd I tell you about taking candy from strangers?

He's not a stranger. He's the Blouse Man

- Is he a friend of the family? - You should have been more specific

- Don't be fresh - Is he a friend of the family now?

- Go to your room - This is my room

I asked you to watch out for your brother

and you just let anyone give him candy?

It wasn't anyone. It was the Blouse Man

All right, both of you, just eat your lunch

You shouldn't be giving candy to children

Oh, hey. Which ones are yours?

Just keep your licorice sticks to yourself

No, I'll try to be more conscientious

I didn't mean any harm I just, uh...

I quit cigarettes, you know

so I need something to help me with the craving

Oh

I took your advice... The, uh, shades...

Jewelry, all this stuff, goin' like hotcakes

I made a killin' today. You're a smart lady

Oh, well, I just figured...

you know, women would buy them, and...

- They did - They did. Good

Hey, thanks. You know, I got the perfect blouse for you

Wait till you see this

No, no, I'm not here to buy a blouse

No, no, no, check this out. A friend of mine makes them up in Kingston

It's a new line I'm carrying

Yeah, it's- it's a tie-dye. It's not bad

- No one will buy these - They will if they see you in one

Want to try it on? What do you think?

Maybe the purple one

- Which one? - That one

This one? Yeah. It's not bad either. It's pretty good

You want to try it? What have you got to lose?

All right

Jesus Christ. Here

Thank you

- Hey, what's your name? - Pearl

- Want a beer or somethin'? - A beer? No, no!

How's that fit?

My husband's gonna hate it

Are you kiddin' me?

He's gonna love you in it. Look how sexy you look

Check it out. Back up a little

See? I mean, it fits really well

Keep it a couple of days, you know? You don't like it, you give it back

If you do, pay me later

Or don't. I mean, you're doing me a favor just wearing it

All right

Wait a second. Come here

You don't want to go around with that thing

- Okay? - Yep. There you go

- Really looks good I'm not kidding - Thank you

When do you come back here anyway?

I mean, what's your schedule, if I wanted to return it?

My schedule? I don't have a... I don't have a schedule

But, uh, I'll tell you what

I'll give you my number

I live right in town

And, uh, call me anytime you want

Okay

Pinkies

It's tie-dyed

Stop it

How can you not love it here?

Look at this. An army barracks with lawn furniture

This is unbelievable

I was over at Grossingers, as I was in the lobby there

That's where I'm staying In the lobby at Grossingers

They gave me a room. I walked in. There was no ceiling on the room

I called down to the clerk I said, "There's no ceiling on my room"

He said, "Don't worry. The fellow upstairs don't walk around much"

And now I want to invite you all up here on the floor to dance

because it's my turn to laugh

For your love

I would do anything

I would do anything

For your love

For your kiss

Do you think you could stop looking at her for a minute?

I don't know

That's my girl

I would go anywhere

For your kiss

That's it. Get a little cozy, a little sexy here

Come on, everybody

I was thinking...

maybe we could do Chuck a different way

- What do you mean? - I don't know

I thought maybe we could, um...

experiment

Okay

- We don't have to - No, no, it's okay

No, it's all right

We were doing Chuck pretty good the old way

- We are. We do - Yeah?

I just thought it might be fun

What did you have in mind?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know

- I'm sorry. I just... - No. No, no

That's all right

Marty

Okay, pretty lady

There's a posse on my tail, so I ain't got much time

- Reach for the sky - Shh...

Come here. You're gonna hurt yourself

I know. They're loaded. I'll put them down

Is that different enough?

- Drive safe - I will

I'll see ya... Hold this for me

- See ya, cowboy - Bye, Daddy

- Good-bye - Here, darling. Take your jacket

- Thank you - Drive safe. Don't speed

Thanks

- Hey, hop in. I'll give you a ride - What?

Get in, and... I'll give you a ride

No, thank you. I'm fine

I'm going your way. Come on!

Well, if you're sure it's no trouble

It's no trouble. Get out of the rain, for Christ's sake. Come on

- Here. Here's a towel - Thank you

- All right? - Yeah

Here we go

Here's another towel

Looks like that's all she wrote

Those things look kind of painful

Bet it looks good curly

That's the way she feels about you

That's the way she feels about you

Attention, the knish man is on the premises

The knish man is on the premises

So?

- No - No?

- That's what I pay you for, "no"? - The cards don't lie

Maybe they're subject to interpretation

Selma, does this look like a vacation card?

You wanna go to Miami? Go to Miami, but...

Bubbie...

Just a minute, sweetheart. I'm finishing up a reading

- Could you come now? - All right

Come back tomorrow. We'll ask the tea leaves. Don't touch that

Coming, love

What is it?

What is it, my shainehkuh, huh?

What is it, darling?

Oh, my God

Mazel tov

Why'd you hit me?

It's a tradition

My mother, your great-grandmother, Sonia - may she rest in peace -

- she did the same thing to me - It's a stupid tradition

It's the stupidest goddamn tradition

It's true. You know what I did? I slapped her right back

Bandeet!

- What's going on in here? - Pearl

- What? - I got news

Today Alison became a woman

How do you feel?

What kind should I get?

Well, you know, these are pretty good

What about tampons?

You've already had a big enough shock. Just get these

- Hey, girls - Hi

Hi

- What? What was that? - Nothing

How are you?

Attention, everyone

Will the person who took Eleanor Gelfand's thongs,

please return them to the main house?

She's been hiding away for an hour

She didn't even eat any supper

I bet she has cramps. Poor thing

I have my first date

What?

Ross is taking me to Fun Fair, the go-carts

Go-carts?

Mother, this is the most exciting night of my life

You're not gonna ruin it for me

No! Of course not. I was just worried

Maybe you weren't feeling up to it

I'm fine

You look so womanly

You see, my shainehkuh. You become a woman, the world looks brighter

Don't tell Daddy I got my period

Long-distance telephone call for Alison Kantrowitz

It's your father! You're a woman now, Alison

Mazel tov, darling

And may you be blessed

with a happy marriage and many, many beautiful children

- Sometime today - How long are we gonna wait here?

I'll be right with you, Bill

Oh, Marty

The whole weekend's shot

Everybody and their brother wants their TV to be working

- so they can watch the moon landing - Sid, I am depending on you

I have to see the man on the moon

Sid's even gonna keep the shop open on Sunday

There's shmuts all over the wire!

Honey, we were counting on you

I know, sweetie. I'm so sorry. I really am

It's Sanka

I forgot I put it on top of the set

I'll be thinking of you while I'm watching

I'll be thinking of you too

- I wanna talk to him - You explain this to Danny

- Okay. Hey, cowboy - Daddy

Why can't you come?

Danny, I gotta work, okay? I'm sorry

- You watch your mom for me? - I wanted you to come

Summertime

Time, time

Time

The living's easy

Four dot

Fish are - Big bam

Jumpin' now - Dot

Hey, the cotton now

Cotton's high

Not so high

Your daddy's rich

And your ma's so good-lookin' babe

She's lookin' good now

Hello?

Hello. Can I talk with the man who sells the blouses?

- Who's this? - Pearl

Hey! How ya doin', Pearl?

I wasn't sure if you'd remember who... who I was

I remember who you are

Hey, that tie-dye work out all right?

- He liked it, didn't he? - Yeah

- What's up? - I... I was wondering...

I wondered if you had plans for watching the...

the moon walk

Fogler, you outdid yourself

- It's a masterpiece - Terrific

Hi, hon

Can I go to a concert?

Which ones look better with this?

- The black ones - Yeah?

It's near White Lake. All the counselors are getting tickets

- Is it cool out? - Medium

Here

It was supposed to be in Woodstock, and they changed it

and now it's so close by

Nobody ever liked this dress

- So can I? - When is it again?

August 15 through 17 People are gonna camp out

What?

- Everyone's gonna be there - Alison

You're 14 years old. You're not camping out

Why are you getting all dressed up

to watch some stupid guys walk on the moon?

It's not stupid

- It's important - Please, Mom

I mean, I have to go!

Honey, I'm sorry

You're not old enough

First, everyone tells me I'm a woman now

Then I'm not old enough?

I hate you!

Lights on

Down two and a half

Give me some

Forward. Forward

Come on. Give me some

Three feet down, two and a half Pickin'up some dust

Three feet, two and a half down

Faint shadow. Four forward

Four forward. Drifting to the right a little

Six, down a half. Thirty seconds forward

Contact light

Okay, engines stop

APA out of descent

Command override off Engine arm off

Houston, uh, Tranquility Base here

The Eagle has landed

Yes!

Unbelievable

It will be several hours before the astronauts don their space suits

and Neil Armstrong takes his first step

Are they walking on the moon yet?

- Not yet, sweetheart - Shh.. Sweetheart

Lillian, I've got such a headache

I need to get some air, or maybe I should lie down

You're gonna miss the best part

I knew this one guy who worked in Moise's Butcher Shop

He cut the tip of his finger off on purpose

I thought I'd get myself into a car accident

Just burn your draft card

And go to jail?

Joan Baez's husband didn't cut off his fingertip

It's a French kiss You have to open your mouth

One of these moments

You're gonna rise

Rise up singin'

You're gonna

Spread your wings

Child you take

Take to the sky

Where are we?

Lord, the sky

Come on in back. I wanna show you something

Nothin's goin' to harm me now

Na, na-na, na, na-na, na

I never saw one so small

It's cool, isn't it?

My kid brother picked it up over in Asia

What was he doing over there?

- Killin' people - Oh

Is he still over there?

I don't know

Maybe...

He's been missing for four years

Oh, I'm sorry. I...

I should tell my husband about these. He fixes TVs

Usually he's here on the weekends, but...

he had to fix a lot of sets

No one wanted to miss the, um...

the, uh...

moon landing

I wish they'd step outside already

Today

Want me to stop, Pearl?

I know what I wanna do

But I don't know what for

To be living for you

Is all I

Want to do

To be loving you

It'll all be there

Oh, God

When my dreams come true

What is your name?

Walker

Today

You'll make me say that I

Is that your last name?

Somehow will change

My last name is Jerome

Today

You're backwards

You look into my eyes

It seems to me I'm exactly where I should be

To be any more

I have to sit down

Than all I am would be a lie

I'm so full of love

I could burst apart and start to cry

Today

Everything you want I swear

It all will come true

Today

I realized how much I'm in love with you

With you standing here

I can tell the world what it means to love

To go on from here

I can't use words

They don't say enough

Please, please

Listen to me

It's taken so long to come true

It's all for you

That's one small step for man

one giant leap for mankind

What are you doing?

Are you sure you want...

One, two...

Three

Concentrate

- What happened to Pearl last night? - She had a headache

You got a chair right next to the house

What chair? What house?

Are you allowed to kiss guys?

Guys I can kiss. Bacon is a different story

Did you ever tongue kiss?

That's disgusting

It wasn't

You and Ross?

Yeah!

Did you do anything else?

Not yet

Attention, ladies... The Blouse Man is on the premises

The Blouse Man is on the premises

How are you doing? You want to try this one? It looked good last week

- I'll try it - It'll look good this week too

Take your time. I'm waiting

How about you, Mrs Kantrowitz?

Can I help you find something?

I'm not sure

That looks nice

- How about this? - Try this on

Attention, ladies...

Will everyone who signed up for the mah-jongg tournament

please report to the casino now?

Let's go. Let's save a little money

We begin in Five minutes

That's Five minutes, ladies

There's a man who's been out sailin'

In a decade full of dreams

And he takes her to a schooner

And he treats her like a queen

Bearing beads from California

With their amber stones and green

The count of three

No way!

He has called her from the harbor

He has kissed her with his freedom

He has heard her off to starboard

In the breakin' and the breathin' of the waterwheel

Come on, Pearl! Fly! Come on!

While she was busy bein' free

There's a man who's climbed a mountain

And he's callin' out her name

And he hopes her heart can hear 3,000 miles - he calls again

He can think of her beside him

He can miss her just the same

He has missed her in the forest

While he showed her all the flowers

While she was somewhere bein' free

Pearl?

Pearl... Get up

We're goin' blueberry pickin'

Come

Pearl?...

You believe in fate?

I'm not sure what that means

It means that there are certain things that no matter what you do

that they're meant to happen

They're in the stars

They're bashert, destined

But even if they're in the stars...

a person, a grown-up responsible person, a mensch

can make a different choice

They can make the right choice

You're shtupping someone

What?

The Blouse Man

I am not...

You're shtupping the goddamn Blouse Man

Pearl. How could you do such a thing?

Are you gonna tell Marty?

So it's true

I'm right I'm always right

It's... It's a curse

Why, Pearly?

Have you forgotten who you married?

When your husband was 12 years old, you know what he dreamed of being?

A scientist

So he entered the school science fair

in the hopes of winning a microscope

Such a doorbell he made, I don't even want to tell you about it

It not only rang, it lit up

It chopped liver. It made matzo balls

First prize

He was so proud, Pearl

And when that son-of-a-bitch husband of mine ran out on us

you know what my boy did?

Came to me with $10

And he says to me, "Mama,

you don't ever have to worry

I will take care of you"

Sold the microscope

I never heard that story

Something else you didn't know

The summer that you two met, summer he was waiting on tables at Kramer's

Kramer knew that Marty and I didn't have two nickels to rub together

so he offered to pay for Marty to go to college

But when he got a girl pregnant

no less a guest at the hotel

good-for-nothing Kramer

slammed the door in our face. He...

He turned his back on my boy

What?

You think you're the only one with dreams that didn't come true?

I wondered where you were

I can't do this

I'm married

I have children

Across the morning sky

All the birds are leaving

I understand

Ah, how can they know

It's time for them

To go

- Hey, Marty. How ya doin'? - Hey, Joe!

- Daddy! - Hey, cowboy!

We'll still be dreaming

- How long did it take you this time? - 2 hours and 41 minutes

not including the six minutes it took me to put my shorts on

Neil said it took him two, 20

What'd I tell you about Neil?

- He's a stinkin' liar - That's right

Yuck!

You guys, don't use up all the hot water!

Eighteen days in quarantine

- What? - The astronauts

God, I hope they like each other

Here you go

Ooh... That's strong, Marty

I have waited all week for this moment

Hey, hey, hey... Where you goin'?

Out!

- Where's my kiss? - I have a date, Daddy

A date?

Ross is taking me to the Pines. There's a rock band there

- Ro... Who's Ross? - I'm late!

Who's Ross? I miss one week and already there's a Ross?

He's a nice boy

- How old is he? - Sixteen, I think

Pearl, oh, God, Pearl!

There is no such thing as a nice 16-year-old boy

You can't keep her locked in the bungalow all summer long

No, I can't. That's your job, darling

Besides, it's the principle of the thing

I mean, if we can't go out on dates, she shouldn't be able to either

So take me on a date, Marty

- So who's at the Brickman? - Hmm, Sandy Solo

Shirley Bassey is playing at the Concord

Honey, now see, this is something I would climb a fence to go see

What?

Listen

- What do you hear? - Nothing

Exactly

No kids. No Bubbie

Mmm... Just you and me, Pearl

Ain't it great?

- Ow... Oh, shit. Ow... - What?

- My leg... I gotta... - I'll get it, honey...

Don't... Yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay

I think I'm getting too old for this. Ooh!

- At least it went down - Come here

- You all right? - I'm good. I'm good

All right. It's the steering wheel

- You wanna get in the back? - Yeah

You okay?

No

You wanna go home?

No

Do you want me to do a John Wayne?

Maybe

- All right - We'll miss you, sonny

- Okay. Bye, sweetheart - Drive safe

I will. Tell Neil 7:28

- Bye-bye, love! - Bye, Daddy! Bye!

Attention, everyone... The ice cream man is on the premises

The ice cream man is on the premises

Alison

Well, the First days

Are the hardest days

Don't you worry anymore

'Cause when life looks like easy street

There is danger at your door

Think this through with me

Alison! Let me know you're mine

How will you know if your kids are drowning?

Great legs, man!

What the hell is this? Hey! Hey! Come on. Get out of the water

Come out of the water... Come on!

Go away!

There are children here

Get away!

Come on. Come on. Come on. Get over here

Get away from this lake! It's a private lake!

This is private property! Get out!

Everybody, out of the lake

Everyone, get out of the lake!

Get outta here!

The police have been notified

Put your clothes on, and you get out of this lake now. It's a private lake

I can't go to Woodstock

- It's on Shabbes - We'll leave before Shabbes

- I won't be able to touch money - I'll buy things for you

- I can't rip toilet paper - I'll rip it for you!

That's all I have to do, right?

- I thought you weren't allowed to go - So?

My mother says that you're corrupting me

That's what friends are for

"On this hook, he had a book

On this book was how to cook"

Telephone call for Pearl Kantrowitz

It's for you, Mom

It's like a parking lot. I heard they're gonna close the thruway

Are you gonna try again tomorrow?

No, it's just gonna get worse

They'll be coming up to this Woodstock thing all weekend

Geez, I never knew there was so many hippies, Pearl

Look, I'm gonna head back. I'm sorry

Tell Danny and Alison I said good night

Okay, bye

Pearl?

Don't do it, Pearly

Oy veh

Hello?

We were in Swan Lake and you said to me...

Hello, Ma, how are you?

- You said to me, "Ma,

me and Arnie and Stewie

we're going swimming" - Ma, is everything all right?

Suddenly...

You saw Stewie drowning

so you told us not to go swimming under any circumstances

Right. Did you listen?

No

- And what happened? - Stewie was swimming underwater

and he hit his head on a rock, but I saved him

- And why did you save him? - Because I was extra careful

- And why were you extra careful? - Because of your vision

And why is your cousin Stewie alive today?

Because I saved him

No!

Because of your vision

Correct

All right, Ma, who's going to drown?

You are

I promise I won't go swimming, okay?

Get your tuchis up here, Marty. I don't care what you got to do

What's goin' on, Ma?

Good morning!

What we have in mind

is breakfast in bed for 400,000

We're all feeding each other

We must be in heaven, man!

There's always a little bit of heaven in a disaster area

My God!

We apologize for the noise of the choppity-choppity,

but there are a few cars blocking the road

So we're flying everybody in

Give me that

Freedom, freedom

Freedom, freedom

Freedom, freedom

Sometimes I feel

Like a motherless child

Sometimes I feel like a

motherless child

Sometimes I feel

Like a motherless child

A long

Way

From my home

Yeah

Yeah, yeah

Bringin' freedom Freedom

Freedom, freedom

Freedom, freedom

Sometimes I feel

Like I'm almost gone

Sometimes I feel

Like I'm almost gone

Sometimes I feel

Like I'm almost gone

Yeah, a long, long, long

Way

Way from my home

Yeah, yeah

Clap your hands Clap your hands

Clap your hands Clap your hands

Clap your hands, yeah Clap your hands

Alison?

Alison... Come on, Alison

Alison!

I gotta tell

Alison, what's wrong?

Gimme an M! Gimme a U!

What happened back there?

We can't have a party now

You can't walk all the way to Woodridge

Watch! Gimme a K!

What's that spell? What's that spell?

Attention Irv Gelfand

Could you please remember to bring

the pickled herring to the casino tonight?

Marty

How did you get up here?

Uh...

13 hours and 26 minutes

That was with the back roads

Where were you?

I thought you weren't coming

What the hell is going on, Pearl?

I went to Woodstock

You went to Woodstock?

Was it groovy?

Was it far-out? Out-of-sight?

Yeah

Tell me something, Pearl

Are you screwing someone?

We'll talk about this when you're not upset

I'm not that upset yet

If you tell me you're screwing someone, then I'll be upset

So...

are you?

Yes

Who is he?

You don't know him

What's his name?

Walker

- What's his first name? - That is his first name

What's his last name?

Jerome

Walker Jerome. That's his name?

Does he realize it's backwards?

- Where'd you meet him? - He's a salesman

Truff. This is great

It's like a Johnny Yune routine

So is he a traveling salesman?

- Sort of... - What's he sell?

Blouses

Blouses

He's the Blouse Man

You're screwing the Blouse Man

Jesus, Pearl...

why didn't you screw the Dress Man?

At least that way you get a whole outfit, you know?

What the fuck were you thinking, huh?

What are you doing, Pearl?

Did you think about this for even a... a second?

Did it ever occur to you what this might do to us?

What this might do to Danny? What it might do to Alison?

I want to know what you think about that, Pearl

Did it cross your fuckin' mind?

Tell me. I want to know if you fuckin' thought about it!

Tell me, Pearl, I want to know

I want to know if you thought about it

Tell me

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry

You're sorry?

- You're sorry - Yeah

What am I supposed to say to you, Pearl?

Am I supposed to say I forgive you? Is that what you want?

Tell me I wanna say what you want me to say right here

'Cause right now I don't know what the fuck I'm doin'

I don't know. I don't know what to...

Okay

So...

what are your plans?

You and the Blouse Man

I don't know

What the hell is that supposed to mean, Pearl?

It means...

I don't know

You don't know?

Okay Okay

Well...

I'll tell you what

You take all the time you need

It doesn't matter

'Cause, to me...

you don't exist anymore

Hi

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Hey, hey, hey. What is that?

You out of your fuckin' mind?

You all right? Do you believe that?

Calm down. Calm down

What was he thinking?

- Marty. You okay? - Oh, my God

Marty?

I love you, darling

You went away

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to worry you

I wasn't worried

Bubbie let me have Cocoa Puffs for dinner

Yeah?

I want Cocoa Puffs for dinner. Mmm...

How come no one's yelled at me yet?

Because I didn't tell anybody that you went

That's for you to do

Katzileh

Do me a favor

Don't sneak out on your Bubbie like that again

- I'm sorry - Okay

Marty, easy!

What is it, darling?

Sonny, what is it?

Marty!

What is it, love?

Marty, don't!

Come on, Daniel. Let's go. Here we go, kiddo

- Come on. Let's go - What are you doing?

- Marty Please, son! - Marty

Stop, Daddy! Let go of him!

- What are you doing? - It's okay

Marty, let him go

- Marty, please, let him go - Don't do this

- Don't do it! Get in the car - Stop it!

- You're coming too - Let go of me!

- Wanna be free, Pearl? - Let her go!

- Wanna be free? Okay - No!

Don't do this, Marty

No kids, no husband, no family, You're free. Go! Be free! Alison

- Come back here! - No!

Alison!

Alison!

Marty, stop it!

Hold on to me. Hold on

Okay. All right!

It's okay, Pearl You stay...

You stay and be a whore. I'll go

You're not going anywhere. Give me those keys!

Give me those keys, sonny. You're not going anywhere

Mom, get off the car! Stay out of it!

It's too dangerous!

Goddamn it, son Goddamn it

Ross?

- Ross - I hate Daddy

He's just upset, honey. He's mad at Mommy

He wanted you with him because he loves you so much

Why is he mad at you?

Sometimes grown-ups have fights just the way kids do

And sometimes they have to

think things over before they can make up

Do you understand, huh?

Good

What's a "whore"?

Everything is fucked up

I hate it here. I hate it

- I hate them so much - It's okay

- I just want to be away from them - It's okay

Make them go away

- I want to do it - What?

- Let's go all the way - Alison

- Don't you want to? - I don't know

- Y... You don't want me - No... No, that's not it

Alison, I mean it would be great, but...

Alison, please. Please

- Forget it - Alison, I didn't say that

Just forget the whole thing!

Alison!

Fuck

I'm sorry about what happened with Daddy

Forget it

Where were you?

It's none of your business

Alison

You don't always tell us where you are

I'm a grown-up

Are you?

What's that supposed to mean?

I went all the way with Ross

You are to be in this bungalow by 9:00 pm

every night between now and Labor Day

- You hear me? - Fuck you

- What? - Fuck you!

I never have to listen to you ever again

I saw you

I was there

You should have seen yourself!

You looked disgusting!

I'm the teenager, not you! You had your chance

- No. I didn't - Well, then why do the rest of us

have to suffer just because you fucked up your life?

I did not fuck up my life, Alison!

Things happen. Things happen that you don't plan for

Do you know how old I was when I got pregnant with you, huh?

I was 17, just 3 years older than you are right now, honey

Do you know how many boyfriends I had before I met your father?

None

Do you know how many times I slept with your father

before I got pregnant with you?

Once. That's all it takes, Alison

- I was an accident - Oh. Honey...

Don't think that

Listen to me. That doesn't mean we don't love you

We love you so much. We loved you from the moment we saw you

Are you and Daddy going to get a divorce?

I don't know

You love the Blouse Man more than all of us?

No!

Sometimes it's easier

to be different with a different person

Can't you just try and be different but still stay with us?

Oh, baby

Daddy's just a big square, you know that

But, I mean, he's Daddy. How could you leave him?

I thought you hated us

I do. But that doesn't mean anything

Alison

When you went all the way with Ross

did you use any protection?

We didn't...

We didn't go all the way

We've only gone to first base

Ohh

Save the home run for somebody really special, okay?

What's going to happen?

I don't know... I don't know...

Johnny's in the basement mixin' up the medicine

I'm on the pavement thinkin' about the government

The man in the trench coat Badge out, laid off

Says he's got a bad cough Wants to get it paid off

Look out, kid It's somethin' you did

God knows when But you're doin' it again

You better duck down the alleyway lookin' for a new friend

The man in the coonskin cap in a pigpen

Wants 11 dollar bills You only got ten

Maggie comes fleet foot Face full of black soot

Talkin' that the heat put plants in the bed but

Phone's tapped anyway Maggie says that many say

They must bust in early May Orders from the DA

Look out, kid Don't matter what you did

Walk on your tiptoes Don't tie no bows

Better stay away from those who carry around a Fire hose

Keep a clean nose Watch the plainclothes

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

Hello

Hi

Did you get home all right?

- Yeah - I was worried

Marty?

We have to talk

How am I supposed to talk to you, Pearl?

I thought you were my family

I got to go to work

I'm sorry

White bird

In a golden cage

White bird

In a golden cage

A lot of maps...

Been to all these places?

Not all of them

Not yet

You ever been out West, Pearl?

No

You want to go with me?

We don't have to wait. We... We... We can just... pack up the bus

Um, we'll just... We'll just camp out all the way across the country

and we'll sleep under the stars every night

Come on

Take your kids

What do you think?

I think...

I need you to take me home

Attention Pearl Kantrowitz

Return to your bungalow immediately

Pearl Kantrowitz, please return to your bungalow immediately!

Pearl, stop! Stop the bus!

Hey! Hey!

Stop!

- Pearl Pearl, it's Daniel - He's been stung by wasps

- What? What? - He's in the kitchen. Go!

What happened to him?

No! These hurt!

Tateleh, Grandma has to pull out the stings

There's Mama. There's your mama

- Mommy! - Mommy's here, honey

You're going to be all right

Wait, ma'am, don't do that. You don't want to break off the stingers

I need some, uh, kind of card

- You got some playing cards? - Yeah

Get that and I need, uh, meat tenderizer

Well, what is he, a pot roast?

- You're going to be all right, honey - Alison. Help him. Help him!

Take

Give me some warm water. Put it in a bowl

Mommy's here

And mix that stuff in there. Let's see. Got of lot of them

- Mommy, it hurts! - I know. You're going to be fine

- Here - Thank you

- I hate wasps! - I know, honey

I know. Look how much they like you, huh?

- They covered you with kisses - Take a deep breath

Take a deep breath, all right? Let it out

He's doing okay

- Gave you so many kisses - You're Daniel, right?

Here, katzi

Daddy!

Hey, cowboy!

- How's my big boy, huh? - Got stung by wasps!

I know, your Bubbie called me

She told me she couldn't find your mommy

Look, I brought you calamine lotion

The Blouse Man fixed me up with Adolf's

Adolf s, huh?

You put meat tenderizer on him?

There's a protein compound in it, uh...

neutralizes the venom

You tweeze out the stingers?

The Blouse Man said that would make it worse

He scraped the stingers out with Bubbie's cards

Oh, yeah? Is that what he said?

Well, I guess that's how it is then, huh?

How long did it take you to get here?

You're not going to believe this, Danny

One hour and 38 minutes

Wow! That's the fastest ever!

You know, my cowboy was in trouble, so...

Thank you

Are you still mad at me, Daddy?

I'm not mad at you, Danny

I could never be mad at you

You know that, right?

Danny, Danny Bo-banny

Banana-fana fo-fanny

Fee Fi mo manny

- Danny! - Danny!

Mommy, Mommy, bo-bommy Banana-fana fo-fommy

Fee Fi mo Mommy Mommy

Alison, Alison Bo-balison...

No, no, no, no!

- No, what? - Could I do Chuck?

Sure!

Chuck, Chuck Mo-buck

Banana-fana fo-fuck

Me my mo muck Chuck!

He's asleep

It wasn't you, Marty

It was me

There were things I wanted to do with my life I...

I don't even remember what some of them were

Somewhere along the line

I disappeared

I stopped being the person you fell in love with

And I wanted...

I wanted to be that way again with you

But I couldn't...

I wanted things too, Pearl

Think I like fixin' TVs?

Think I said, "Gee, that's what I want to be when I grow up"?

I mean...

who knows what I could've been

if I had a chance to go to college

But I didn't

And you know what?

I was okay

Because I figured no matter what I screwed up in my life,

no matted what I felt gypped out of

I had the most important thing right

I had you

Now, I don't...

But I still have one question, Pearl

Who stopped you?

Who stopped you from doing these things?

Did I stop you? I mean, did... did...

Did you ever once come to me and say

"Marty, I want to make a change in my life"?

And did I say, "No, Pearl, you can't"?

Marty...

it's not that simple

I tried. I couldn't always find

the right words, you know, but I...

You... You didn't hear me

You make jokes...

It's true... I'm a bad listener

Not such a good talker, either

And I make jokes

But who stopped you, Pearl?

Hey

Mommy told me I was an accident

- She told you that? - She didn't mean to

It just kind of happened...

Huh

Man. Well...

that's what I told your Bubbie when your mommy got pregnant

Alison...

When I met your mother at the Kramer...

she was the most gorgeous thing I'd ever seen

I couldn't believe she liked me

She laughed at my jokes. She laughed in the dining room...

at what a lousy waiter I was, and I was a lousy waiter...

Anyway, we, uh...

we decided to take a drive

It was a gorgeous, clear August night

Pearl wanted to go see this meteor shower

Alison, it was incredible

It was like fireworks but no noise

That was the night we made you

Maybe it was an accident. I don't know

But, to me, it was and still is

the most important moment in my life

Okay?

Okay?

How could you just break up then?

If it was so important to you...

doesn't that make you want to stay with her?

Yeah...

You know what? You know, sweetie?

Sometimes things happen between people

that make it impossible for them to stay together

I'm sorry, baby. I'm so sorry about this

Across the morning sky

Hi

All the birds are leaving

How's Daniel?

Oh, how can they know

He's better. He's okay

It's time for them to go

I can't go

I saw

Before the winter Fire

We'll still be dreaming

I do not count the time

Who knows where the time goes

Who knows where the time

Goes

Before the winter Fire

We'll still be dreaming

You going to fix it or you're going to kill it?

What's that?

How the hell should I know?

Come on. Strike him out!

Haven't seen him in years

I can jump higher

Are you breaking up with me?

Were we going steady?

- Why are you mad at me? - I just feel stupid

The other night and Woodstock...

I feel like you saw me dancing without a shirt

That wouldn't be so bad, would it?

Look, I'm not going to tell anyone anything

I know you want me to be a pacifist, but I told Fogler

if he blabbed his big metal mouth I'd beat the shit out of him

Okay?

Yeah

Attention... The knish man is on the premises

The knish man is on the premises

Sonny

Marty...

So, Mr Hershel comes into the shop and he says,

"I only get good reception if Mrs Hershel stands

diagonally in front of the television set"

The only problem is...

Mrs Hershel, she doesn't want to stand

diagonally in front of the television set

She's... She's got better things to do with her life

"Mr Hershel", I say...

"you need an antenna or a marriage counselor"?

Thank you

You wanted me to tell you what was new at the shop, so...

Thank you

I'm sorry I hurt you

You didn't deserve to get hurt

Can I ask you one question?

Did I want a microscope?

Once...

The whole world

Smiles with you

Dance with me

When you're laughing

Oh, when you're laughing

The sun comes shinin' through

But when you're cryin'

You bring on the rain

So stop your sighin'

Be happy again

Keep on smilin'

'Cause when you're smilin'

The whole world

Smiles with you

I'm not very good at this

Me neither

Purple haze All in my brain

Lately things just don't seem the same

Actin' funny but I don't know why

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze all around

Don't know if I'm climbin' up or down

Let the river

Rock you like a cradle

Climb to the treetops

Try it, if you able

Let your hands

Tie a knot across the table

Come and touch

The things you cannot feel

And close your fingertips

And fly where I can't hold you

Let the sun rain fall

And let the dewy clouds enfold you

Then maybe you can sing to me

The words I just told you

If all the things you feel ain't what they seem

Then don't mind me

'Cause I ain't nothin'

But a dream

And you can follow

And you can follow

Follow

Helplessly hoping

Her harlequin hovers nearby

Awaiting a word

Gasping at glimpses

Of gentle true spirit

He runs wishing he could fly

Only to trip at the sound

Of good-bye

Wordlessly watching he waits by the window

And wonders at the empty place inside

Heartlessly helping himself to her bad dreams

He worries Did he hear a good-bye

Or even

Hello

They are one person

They are two alone

They are three together

They are for

Each other

Look over yonder

What do you see

The sun is a-risin'

Most definitely

A new day is comin'

People are changin'

And beautiful

Crystal blue persuasion

Better get ready

Want to see the light

Love, love is the answer

That's all right

So don't you give up now

It's so easy to find

Just look to your soul

Open your mind

Crystal blue persuasion

It's a new libation

Crystal blue persuasion

It's a new libation