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"501st, Time to Save Lives?"

Hi everybody, it's me, Hartmann!

During the day, I may look like the laziest girl in the world.

But actually, I'm training to be a doctor in secret.

Lately I've been using the mannequin I bought with my pay as a patient,

and learning how to give exams.

That's why I'm not getting enough sleep,

and maybe I'm not cleaning as much as I should.

But that's just who I am!

It's noon! Get up!

Knock before you come in, jeez! Leave.

S-Sure...

I need to call the MPs.

No, maybe I'm just mistaken.

It's possible that I didn't see what I thought I saw...

You know, I haven't seen Eila today,

and she's not on night patrol tonight.

Oh? Sanya's doing patrol alone tonight, huh?

Did she kill Eila?

I need to call the cops!

No, Eila wouldn't want a family member arrested...

Barkhorn?

Oh... I'll just break the rules...

Hartmann, give me the body you hid.

So you did see it, huh?

I wanted to keep it a secret.

Oh, the arm came off.

Hide it! What if somebody sees it?

Who cares? You already found out.

I'm the only one who knows right now.

So let's hurry up and get rid of it.

Huh? We can't get rid of it. How am I going to study?

Is that why you killed Eila?!

I didn't realize it was a doll she was using for studying...

It's fine. I'm used to it.

We don't know if we'll always have Miyafuji around to help us.

You're right.

It's important to have a way to treat people that doesn't involve magic.

Should I study too?

Maybe I'll give a talk on emergency medical treatment.

Can I come too?

Of course.

Should I bring that mannequin?

"I found an arm."

Miyafuji, hold the legs.

Okay!

The bag's a little too small.

We just need to stuff it in.

What's wrong, Trude?

It's probably a shocking sight for somebody who respects the rules.

Oh, there you are, Eila.

Okay, let's practice saving lives!

For Sanya's sake!

How did you know about this?

I looked into the future, of course.

If you knew this was coming why didn't you tell me?

--I'll teach you a lesson! I'll teach you a lesson!

--You can't hit me! --I'll teach you a lesson! I'll teach you a lesson!

--Don't play around with medicine! --I'll teach you a lesson! I'll teach you a lesson!

I'm your coach, Hartmann, and this is Miyafuji, my assistant.

Let's get the class started.

Miyafuji's the assistant?

First, bring the wounded soldier to the rear lines.

This is what's called "changing course" in Fuso.

Fuso doesn't call it a "retreat" even in times like this?

That's not right!

Probably...

Now let's practice getting it on a stretcher and calling a doctor!

Negative!

You don't understand.

What we need is the ability to help the Squad Leader in her hour of need!

We need to save the heroine when she's in danger!

Trude, go!

First you check to see if they're awake and breathing.

"Now it's time for the actual training."

If they're not, after you secure an airway, you do CPR.

Let's have Eila go first.

Blow into it now, okay?

She wants me to give it my first kiss...

No!

No, do it.

If you're not going to take this seriously, let me do it.

I have to give this my first kiss?

No!

Why did you even come here?!

People's lives are at risk! Stop screwing around!

I can't take this seriously with that thing's funny face.

Good point!

You called?

We'll learn faster if it's a face we like, right?

That does make sense.

It does?

"For Sanya" "For Mio"

"For Chris"

Okay, let's draw some faces!

For medicine!

Yes, to save people!

They seem to be taking this seriously, but they're not, are they?

I brought some clay and candles to make faces.

Is this enough?

Chris is more like this!

I'm off by a millimeter!

Miyafuji, get a candle.

Okay.

Miyafuji, sorry...

You need candles?

I'm sorry, Chris.

Forgive your sister for being so clumsy.

I'm sure she's happy, if anything.

"Scratch scratch scratch"

It's not good to discriminate when you're saving lives, though.

If they'll take this seriously, I'm willing to let it slide.

What else are we going to teach them?

I was planning on teaching cardiac massage.

That's very important.

Should we bring Shirley and Lynne too?

Okay, go stand with the other perverts.

Why? I'm just trying to keep everyone safe and healthy!

It's a masterpiece!

Wow, that's great.

Looks like it's not going that well for you...

Eila! Where are you taking that clay?!

"Sanya's Room"

"Sting Sting Sting"

Welcome back.

I had a great idea.

I'll put hot wax into this mold and let it harden...

And I get a Sanya mask!

"Ta-dah!"

Wh-What did you do?

I pushed the clay up against her face to make a mold.

A death mask?

It may be forbidden, but it's for Sanya!

I just love her more than you love yours!

Am I the one who'll get in trouble for this?

Well, you're in charge here...

Let's get back to it.

I'll start.

Huh? You're using the old face, huh?

When you think about it, it's wrong to discriminate between wounded people.

Yeah, right.

Miyafuji, get the torso.

Here you go!

How could you?!

Next. Ready, Eila?

One-hundred percent!

See?

Why is it wearing Sanya's clothes?

I brought them!

Impressive!

"Now I'm in more trouble..." "I'll apologize with you."

I don't like the fact that it's got different proportions.

I should've taken more clay and gotten a full-body mold.

Sanya! Sanya! Wake up!

She's doing something.

Eila... you came.

"She's doing a one-girl play..." "Sanya needs CPR when she's talking?

I'll save you!

I'll save you now! With CPR!

Keep going, Eila.

I'm teaching a class on saving lives,

and should've set more rules for making the doll's faces...

I'll apologize again later. In writing, if you like...

What happened to your clothes, Sanya?

There are male soldiers here!

But why did you decide to take this course?

I thought it might help when we go look for your parents someday...

How can I get mad at you now?

Sanya!

Right, right. Are you done with this little stuff?

"My tragedy is 'little stuff'?" "I'll apologize for that too, in writing if you like..."

It's my turn now, right?

I'll also be training for a real scene that might happen someday, so help me.

Even if you're just bit parts,

if the cast doesn't take this seriously it will ruin everything.

Think of this as the real thing, okay?

It's good to be serious about this, so we'll help.

Keep up the act no matter what happens!

Okay, let's start with imagining the Squad Leader gets attacked...

What are you doing?

Lynne, good timing.

Shoot this.

Here we go...

Squad Leader?

Did someone call me?

The Squad Leader!

Oh, no! It must have been a Neuroi attack!

What happened to me?

I need to do CPR!

It's a little late for that...

Her heart was destroyed...

--Miyafuji!

--That's me? --Miyafuji!

--That's me? --There's nothing I can do...

Eila, where did this future come from?

--Hey, guys... --I'm sorry. If I'd only been able to predict it...

This is terrible!

I see...

I'm a ghost, aren't I?

Farewell, Mina.

What's gotten into you, Mio?

So what do we do with these things?

Break them apart?

We can't break them apart!

I'll just take them.

Shall we destroy the Squad Leader's, too?

No!

But the Squad Leader doesn't have a good impression of you anymore.

People would think it was weird if they saw them in the trash,

so let's just bury them.

Good idea.

Mio, you're ridiculous. You're not a ghost.

But I saw the others with my body...

There you are.

What are you doing out here in the woods?

Mio!

They found us.

Mina, well you see...

She put us up to it!

Please don't hate me!

"Yamakawa Michiko's Strike Witches Classroom"

Hi everybody!

It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's Strike Witches Classroom!

Today's Witch is Perrine Clostermann.

She's an ace witch from the Republic of Gallia,

and get this, she's the daughter of the Clostermann family,

the lords of Chartreux province!

In other words, she's a real noble's daughter!

Not only does she behave like an elegant, distinguished noble,

she has powerful combat abilities which were recognized

even in her days in Free Gallia Republic.

She famously had the nickname of "Blue Premier," or "Blue number 1!"

And when the 501st was formed,

Sakamoto went to her directly and recruited her!

Her inherent magic is Tonnerre, or "Thunder."

It allows her to emit all her magic at once, creating an electric blast!

It's really strong!

But it takes time before she can use it again,

so she only uses it when it's really important!

As a noble witch, she has a strong sense of noblesse oblige at all times.

The way she gets to be with such a wonderful witch...

Yoshika is so amazing!

It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.

The Allies have decided to launch a full attack on a Neuroi nest!

What fate awaits the 501st, and Yoshika?

Next time: "501st, You're Splitting Up?"

"Next time: 501st, You're Splitting Up?"

You've never seen witches like these before!