Original subtitles

"501st, Are You Feeling The Heat?"

It's payday, huh?

Yeah, I feel kind of bad about it.

What to do...?

I bet they're feeling bad about taking money even though the Neuroi never showed again.

I've said this before, but don't worry about it.

Wing Commander!

I guarantee you're doing the right thing.

You're right. Thanks, Mina.

I'm the perfect boss. I know exactly what my subordinates are thinking.

Okay, let's get to work, Miyafuji!

Yes, let's go!

Wh-What's going on? Explain!

Stop it! Stop!

Miyafuji, where are you touching me? Excuse me!

--We're back, Commander Mina! --Somebody help me!

Welcome back... What the hell?

This is the Wing Commander's orders.

Stay put!

Hartmann never abandons a comrade in need!

"Today's gonna be a great day, Commander Mina!"

So I'm going to side with my comrade Miyafuji.

"Wait, wait! What are you talking about?"

I see. It's the usual problem with who goes on the shopping trip on payday, huh?

But did you have to go this far?

Well, she's put us through a lot, you know...

It gets more and more dangerous each time.

Wing Commander! Help me!

I hope this teaches you a lesson. Got it?

Yes ma'am!

I didn't mean "ma'am" like that...

You two, decide who's going shopping, now!

Yes, sir!

"Today's Shopping Crew"

Okay, I'll be your driver today.

--Huh? Hartmann's just as dangerous a driver, though! --Time to get some candy!

--Huh? Hartmann's just as dangerous a driver, though! --You're so silly...

--Why isn't anybody stopping her? Maybe... --What about you?

--Why isn't anybody stopping her? Maybe... --I need some chemicals for my darkroom...

Darkroom?

You guys are all terrible!

What's wrong, Miyafuji?

You can't choose a dangerous driver just because you're not getting in the car!

What did you say?

I didn't realize that Hartmann was capable of driving normally...

I'd be scared of her falling asleep.

"Eila Photo Stand Album Surströmming Personal Piano"

She dropped her shopping list.

I'd like to go after them, but I'm not a good driver.

Want to practice today, then?

If you can drive you'll be able to see Chris whenever you want.

So tell me how to drive, Liberia.

You have something to say first, right?

I apologize for the multitude of rude acts I committed today.

Th-Then call me "Teacher" and do whatever I tell you.

Yes, Teacher. Please give me your instruction.

Wh-Why did she change in such a creepy way?

I told her she could see her little sister...

Oh...

"You donated your whole salary to the reconstruction again, right?"

Here you go, Perrine.

A present from me.

Is tea okay?

Really?

It's fine.

I don't see Eila's list of what she wants.

Did she not submit one?

This is probably what she wants, right?

"Sanya Sheet Music Cat-Penguin"

She's getting greedier and greedier, huh?

Listen, you can go a little faster.

Shut up. That would be dangerous.

I got us a jeep that can take a lot of punishment.

But I need to be very careful with each individual movement.

And I was going to go see your sister on this trip, too.

S-So you can do it!

Yes, don't think! Feel!

Roger, Teacher!

Hey! A curve! There's a curve!

Yank the steering wheel! Now!

What do I do next, Teacher?

Miyafuji, get your healing magic ready!

"My beloved family, this will be my last message to you..."

--My beloved family, this will be my last message to you...

--She's writing her will! --My beloved family, this will be my last message to you...

You're supposed to feel, huh?

Hey, this is easy.

Miyafuji, can I have a pen and paper too?

We sure bought a lot.

I got some hakarl for Eila.

You're so nice.

Okay, let's eat.

"Barkhorn betrayed me..."

How are you getting us home without a steering wheel?

What, it's my fault?

It's fine. We have a spare wheel.

And how's that fix a broken steering wheel?

We put the tire here and we don't have to worry about those curves!

Now let's go see Chris!

Miyafuji, can you use your healing to fix her insanity?

I'll put all my magic power into it...

Sorry.

So let's talk about how we get back to base.

I guess we can't walk...

We'll have to hitchhike.

You do it, Barkhorn.

Stop!

You stop!

You're supposed to act seductive!

Follow the rules, Barkhorn!

H-Hi!

Give me my gun.

W-Wait! Throw aside your inhibitions!

Show your feminine side!

Hi! Stop!

We're back.

Hey, welcome back.

You guys bought a lot.

I'll help you unload.

Thank you, Squad Commander!

Oh, right. There's something I wanted you to watch out for.

What's up?

There was a pervert at the pass today.

I was so scared...

It was terrible.

Maybe I'll raise the base's alert level...

We're back!

Welcome back!

What's for dinner?

It's almost done. Just wait.

--Where are the others? --I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates.

"I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates."

--They went missing... --I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates.

Good mor...

Is this what you call déjà vu?

No, Miyafuji. What you're seeing now is called "karma."

It's really hot today.

Hartmann, send some wind over here, too.

You're not going to stop them?

It's okay, Miyafuji.

My power is only useful for destroying things...

As someone who wanted to be a doctor,

I was always jealous of how you could use your power to heal others...

So...

Hartmann...

But don't push yourself too hard!

Thank you! I'll do my best!

It's so hot!

I'm so jealous of her power!

Miyafuji!

"Charging"

I'm so hot!

Can't take it anymore!

You can't dress like that...

It's indecent!

How else should we stay cool in summer?

Now, you're charged, right?

Break time is over!

Stay away if you're gonna dress like that!

Come on, take one for the team!

Now you'll be okay even if you short circuit!

I bet I could bring back the dead right now!

She sold her soul to the devil!

So tired...

"Limit Your Hartmann Usage to 30 Mins a Day"

"Class-Based Society"

If you're going to dress like that...

Go practice swimming!

Well-done! Well-done!

It's so hot today.

Oh, good morning.

Here you go, Wing Commander.

Thank you.

Here you go, Sakamoto.

That's the face of someone totally innocent.

Now, use the power of your mind to cool it.

Miyafuji, you and I need to have a talk.

Squad Commander, do you know a good way to cool down?

Well, one way would be to tell 100 scary stories.

One hundred scary stories, huh?

Oh, sorry.

You don't like scary stuff, do you?

I haven't forgotten how we did that test of courage a long time ago,

and you wouldn't let go of me.

Aww, that was a secret!

It was just a reason to grab on to her.

Oh, right.

You're on night patrol with Sanya starting today.

Spend the day napping in her room, okay?

That's today?

Night patrol?

You know how she seals her room shut to keep prying eyes out during the day?

So they asked me to use my Sturm to help fight heatstroke.

What about Eila?

She hugs her tight, so she's great to have around in winter.

But not summer, she says.

Oh...

Keep that a secret.

That night, I was asked to come tell ghost stories.

All set!

I'm lighting the candles!

Okay, we're done!

It's done!

We did it!

Why did we forget that this is what happens when you light fires?

That's ten stories and ten candles, huh?

I'm feeling a little cooler.

I realized the truth about these ghost stories...

Really? Did you see a ghost?

There are no ghosts. But by removing 100 sources of heat, you feel cold at the end!

She was right.

"Do you see the ghost?"

Do you see the ghost?

"Michiko Yamakawa's Strike Witches Classroom"

Hi everybody!

It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's Strike Witches Classroom!

Today's witch is Gertrud Barkhorn!

She's one of the most experienced and accomplished witches in Karlsland,

no, the whole world!

Her tactics are a result of her incredible fighting skills and experience,

and are both intricate and bold.

She's contributed greatly to the various amazing accomplishments of the 501st.

She and Erica Hartmann, another member of the 501st,

are old friends, and a famous pair of witches!

Even the strongest Neuroi is no match for them!

Her inherent magic lets her enhance her physical abilities,

especially her muscular strength, letting her lift large, heavy weapons!

Sometimes she uses machine guns as hammers

to smash the Neuroi!

She's the ideal commander: one who's very serious and responsible,

and never gives up.

The way she gets to be with such a wonderful witch...

Yoshika is so amazing!

It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso.

Soldiers need to be ready for emergencies.

I'm sure the whole gang is training really hard!

Next time: 501st, "Time to Save Lives?"

"Next time: 501st, Time to Save Lives?"

You've never seen witches like these before!