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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Your attention please,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Announcing the departure
of Sandpiper Flight 20
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to Martha's Vineyard
and New Bedford.
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We request that passengers
needing assistance
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or traveling
with small children,
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please board at this time.
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Fay.
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Yes, Joe?
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First of all, that was
a lovely announcement.
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Ha-ha. Thank you.
Yeah, um,
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but we don't have
anyone on Flight 20,
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and there's not even
anyone here.
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( chuckles )
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I gue-- I guess I'm just
a creature of habit.
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It was 9 a.m.,
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and I automatically
announced Flight 20.
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( chuckles )
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It's kind of silly, isn't it?
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( chuckles )
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Sorry, Fay.
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( laughs )
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( airplane flies overhead )
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Attention, please.
Flight 20 has been canceled.
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W-- Ha-ha. I-I just, uh--
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Needed closure.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Uh, Helen, what--?
What are you working on?
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I'm working on a new menu.
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Um, when I was
in New York with Davis,
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he took me
to this restaurant
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where everything was
named after celebrities.
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So I thought
it might be fun to try it
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with the people around here.
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I've got
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Helen's Hash Browns,
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( chuckles )
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Sloppy Joe Hackett.
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Ha-ha. Get it?
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Ah, did you, uh--?
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Did you happen to
name anything after me?
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I sure did.
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Antonio's Spaghetti
and Meatballs.
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How long did it take you
to come up with that one?
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You-- You-- You just-- You just
look at the Italian guy,
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and immediately think
"meatball"?
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No, I-I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean to offend you.
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Um, let's just forget
about that, okay?
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Here, what can I get you
for lunch?
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Mamma mia, I don't-a know.
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How about a nice-a pizza pie?
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Well, I don't know
why Antonio was so upset.
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I think it's a lovely idea.
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Thank you.
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Are you gonna name anything
after me?
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I-- I already did.
( chuckles )
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Fay's Bran Muffin.
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I'm a bran muffin?
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Well, you know,
you order one every morning.
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Well, does the whole world
have to know that?
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Helen, what am I? What am I?
What am I?
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Well,
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actually, Lowell,
I-I-I don't know--
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I-- I'm gonna make
the menu, right?
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I mean, you're not gonna
leave me out, are you?
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Oh, no. No, of course not.
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Um, as a matter of fact,
you can be any food you want.
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Whoa. Okay, that's
a big responsibility.
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I'm gonna take a little time
with this. You know?
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I mean, I-I have to be something
that's low in cholesterol.
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And no fat.
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And I have to be easy to digest.
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I mean, I don't want
anybody waking up
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in the middle of the night
saying,
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"Boy, that Lowell Mather
gave me gas."
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I really enjoyed
your helicopter tour.
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When it got
a little choppy up there,
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I hope I didn't squeeze
your hand too hard.
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm actually
starting to get
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some feeling
back into my fingers.
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( both chuckle )
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Uh, listen, I'm gonna be
in Nantucket a couple of days.
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Uh, any chance
you might be free for dinner?
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Hey that's--
That's really nice.
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But, uh, the fact is I'm--
I'm seeing someone.
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Hey, baby.
Hi.
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Hey.
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Oh, well,
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you can't blame a guy
for trying.
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( chuckles )
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What was that all about?
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Oh, he just--
He just asked me out.
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What do you mean
he asked you out?
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Relax, I said no.
Yeah, but I--
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I'm not sure I like the idea
of other guys asking you out.
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Of course, you know, if you
wanna go out with other guys,
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you can.
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Well, I didn't say that.
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What, are you trying
to get rid of me?
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No, I just wanted
to give you your space.
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I didn't ask you for space.
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Wait a minute.
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Is this your way
of telling me
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that you want more space?
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No, I didn't say that.
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I don't wanna go out
with other women.
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Well, I don't wanna go out with
other guys. I'm perfectly happy.
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I'm perfectly happy with you.
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I've never been happier
in my whole life.
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I've never been happier, either.
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Fine. Why don't we
just see each other, then?
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Okay.
All right.
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Wait a second. Hold it.
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Something important
just happened here.
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Heh. What was it?
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I think we just agreed
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to have an exclusive
relationship.
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Right. Haven't we been
doing that already?
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Yeah, but we made it official.
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Official?
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We're not engaged, are we?
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No, but that look of terror
on your face is very flattering.
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Oh, come on.
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Come on. I didn't mean it
that way, you know?
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Why don't you take
your foot out of your mouth
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so you can kiss me?
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All right.
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Hey, guys,
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I'm sorry to interrupt,
but, listen,
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recently I've been
given the opportunity
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to become a food.
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So I-I just wanted to run
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these ideas past you.
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Okay, Lowell Melt.
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Lowell Kabob.
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Or Lowell Slaw.
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Okay, good idea.
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You get back to me later.
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( mellow piano theme playing )
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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Hey, Joe. Joe, Something big
just happened to me, man.
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Can you--? Can you hold on
for just one second? What?
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( sighs )
Okay.
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Alex and I, uh,
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just took a very big step
in our relationship.
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You got engaged!
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No! No. No, no, no, no, no.
Nothing like that.
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We just, uh--
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We, uh, decided that we were
gonna only date each other.
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Oh. Isn't that
what you've been doing?
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Yeah, kinda, but, uh,
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you know, we decided
to make it official.
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Oh, great. So, Audrey...
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Audrey, I'll, uh--
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I'll see you
tomorrow night, okay?
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Wait--
Yeah, all right.
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Yeah, bye-bye.
Audrey. Audrey--
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The redhead with the legs?
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No, the short, stumpy Audrey.
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Wowee. Wow.
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Wait, wait, wait. I--
I thought you were dating Cindy.
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Well, I am. Saturday.
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In case you're interested,
Sunday--
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Yeah?
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--I'm goin' out with Dana.
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( laughs )
Wait, Cindy and Dana?
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And now, don't forget Audrey.
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But hey, you and Alex, man.
That is great news.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, no, I'm real--
I'm real happy about it.
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Well, I'm happy for you.
Yeah, me too.
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You don't think that I'm moving
too fast, do you?
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No, I just said
I thought it was great.
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I do too. I feel great.
You should.
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Well, I do. Don't I?
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Yeah, of course I do.
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Hey, I gotta pick up
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this charter in Boston.
All right.
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Yeah, fine, pick up that
charter, but listen, um,
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what you said earlier...
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Uh, I'm doing a good thing,
right?
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Absolutely.
Okay, 'cause I'm--
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I'm real happy
about me and Alex.
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Good, because I'm real happy
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about me, Cindy, Audrey,
Dana and Michelle.
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There's a Michelle?
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Oh, didn't I mention her?
Oh, yeah, Sunday brunch.
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So, um, Alex is outside, right?
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'Cause I wanna
congratulate her too.
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Yeah. Stay away from her.
She's all I got.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Helen, uh,
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I hear you're, uh,
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naming items on your menu
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after people
who work around here.
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Right.
( chuckles )
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What am I? Heh.
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Oh, you're the jumbo turkey leg.
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Is that some kind of crack?
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No, it's because you order it
practically every day.
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I don't wanna be that.
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All right, Roy. Fine.
What do you wanna be?
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A salad.
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Have you ever seen a salad?
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Okay, fine.
You are a salad.
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Okay, what do you
want for lunch?
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The Roy Salad.
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And-- And-- And the
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jumbo turkey leg.
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HELEN: Hey, Brian.
Hey.
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I heard about you and Alex
making it official.
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You got engaged!
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No! No, no, no, no,
just, uh--
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Just dating exclusively now.
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Congratulations.
I think that's great.
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You made a really good decision.
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Thank you. I did.
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Didn't I?
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Well, you know what
I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna name something
on my menu after you two.
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How about the Alex and Brian
Soup and Sandwich Combo?
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Hm.
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I'm a salad.
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( Brian chuckles nervously )
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Combo.
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Well, I mean, the-- The-- The--
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The sandwich and the soup
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don't always have to be
together, right?
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I mean, sometimes the sandwich
might wanna be by itself.
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Is that so bad?
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I mean, it could spend
some time with the chips,
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or maybe just, uh,
it's off-hours with the pickle.
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I mean, why does the sandwich
always have to be with the soup?
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It doesn't, does it?
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Brian, are you having doubts
about this Alex thing?
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Where'd you--? What? No.
Where would you get that from?
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When two people feel
for each other
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the way Alex and I
feel for each other--
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How're you doin'?
I mean, you know, when there's--
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When there's trust
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and when there's love,
and there's--
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There's trust.
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Great deal of trust there.
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There's, uh...
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What? Where--? Where--?
Where was I?
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The same place as me.
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In a steamin' shower,
soapin' up that blond chick.
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( groans )
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Hey, Brian, remember:
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You have a great
relationship with Alex.
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Oh, you're right. You're right.
I've got a great woman.
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I am not missing a thing.
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Come on in.
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( Brian chuckles )
Hey, Joey, come here.
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What are these women?
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Fashion models.
259
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,440
JOE:
That was the charter
I picked up. Can you believe it?
260
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,950
Wha--?
261
00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:13,450
Right this way, ladies.
262
00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:17,950
Th-this is a test, right?
263
00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:24,960
( upbeat piano theme playing )
264
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,460
WOMAN:
Okay.
265
00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:29,960
WOMAN:
That's it. Chins up.
266
00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,970
That's it. Come on.
There we go.
267
00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:36,970
All right, Zarina, honey,
wipe off the lip-gloss.
268
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,470
You look like you've been
suckin' on a squid.
269
00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:42,980
Hey, the plane was a good idea,
Hackett.
270
00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:43,980
Cigarette?
271
00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:45,480
Uh, no, thanks.
I don't smoke.
272
00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,480
Don't lecture me.
273
00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:51,490
Marjean. Marjean!
274
00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:53,490
You look like you're posing.
275
00:10:53,490 --> 00:10:54,990
Come on, now.
I want you to look natural.
276
00:10:54,990 --> 00:10:57,990
You know, like you normally do
when you're huggin' a propeller.
277
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,490
Yeah.
278
00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:02,000
You know,
back when I was a model,
279
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,000
I wouldn't have taken
a crap job like this.
280
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000
You were a model?
281
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,500
Is that so hard to believe?
282
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,500
No. No, no, I think
283
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,010
that's what
I would've guessed.
284
00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:13,010
You know, model,
285
00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:15,010
stewardess,
286
00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:18,010
longshoreman.
287
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,010
All right. Good, good, good.
Everybody off.
288
00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:22,020
Let's see. Uh, you stay.
Everybody else move.
289
00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:23,020
Tiffany, come here.
290
00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:25,520
I want you to grab
this wrench, and, uh,
291
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,020
screw around here
with the plane,
292
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,020
make like you're
fixing the propeller.
293
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,020
Oh, yes, that's cute.
294
00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,030
That's cute.
295
00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:37,030
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, Joe.
296
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,030
How come I'm never consulted
297
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:41,540
when a new mechanic's hired?
298
00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:44,040
No, no, no, Lowell.
Look, you don't understand.
299
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,040
No, I understand perfectly.
300
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,540
It doesn't take a genius
to figure out
301
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,040
how this one got the job.
302
00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:56,550
Hey, uh, Joey,
I need to see you for just a--
303
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,550
Hackett, Hackett, can we do
something about the people here?
304
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,060
We're working.
305
00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:02,560
Look, no, sorry. He's okay.
Uh, everybody--
306
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,060
Everyone, this is
my brother, Brian.
307
00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,060
( Brian chuckles )
308
00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:07,060
Listen, before this
gets out of hand,
309
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,060
uh, I think you should know
that, uh, I'm in a--
310
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:13,070
I'm in a committed relationship,
so sorry.
311
00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,570
( snorts, chuckles )
312
00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:17,570
Look, you're cute.
313
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,070
Nobody cares. Take it outside.
314
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,080
Look, uh,
315
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,080
Brian, do you wanna
see me about something?
316
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:28,580
Yeah. Uh, I need you to, uh--
To sign this.
317
00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:33,590
It's a clipboard.
You want me to sign a clipboard?
318
00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:37,090
Well, not if you're gonna
cop an attitude.
319
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,590
You just--
You couldn't resist, could you?
320
00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,090
They're amazing, aren't they?
321
00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:41,600
What, that?
Yeah, you know, they're okay.
322
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,100
I mean, if you
go for their type.
323
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,600
But I-I-I just gotta tell you
324
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,100
that, uh, none of 'em--
325
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:50,100
None of 'em are
as beautiful as Alex.
326
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,610
( chuckles, screams )
What the--?
327
00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:54,110
What happened to you?
328
00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:55,610
Well, I was working on
the helicopter engine
329
00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,610
and the damn oil line broke.
330
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,610
Well, go. Go.
Go clean up or something.
331
00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,620
Okay, I just came over
332
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:05,620
to tell you that I was thinking
about our talk this morning,
333
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:08,620
and I felt just great about it.
Yeah.
334
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,620
Yeah, me too. Feel great.
Never better.
335
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:16,630
Go clean up.
336
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,130
All right.
337
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,640
( upbeat piano theme playing )
338
00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:30,140
Helen.
Yeah.
339
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:33,150
Finally decided what
I'd like to be on the menu.
340
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:35,650
Oh, actually, Lowell--
First of all, I feel honored
341
00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:37,650
that you would
even think to include me.
342
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,650
You're welcome.
It's just that--
343
00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:41,660
It's quite a tribute to have
something named after you.
344
00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:44,160
Kinda like
the Washington Monument.
345
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,660
Or the Lincoln Memorial.
346
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:48,660
Or the Flintstone vitamin.
347
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:52,170
So it is with
348
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:55,170
no small amount of pride
that I can say to you--
349
00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:57,170
Stop it, Lowell. I decided not
to name anything after anybody.
350
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,670
All right, no big deal.
351
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:01,680
Hey, you guys,
352
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,680
y-y-you should see Joe
carrying on out there.
353
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,680
He's-- He's-- He's actin'
like a little kid.
354
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,680
Well, he's just excited
because they're gorgeous models.
355
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,190
Oh, come on. Fay, they're not
even that good looking, really.
356
00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:15,190
I mean, you take away
the hairdos and all the makeup
357
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:18,690
and the perfect bodies,
I mean, what do you have?
358
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:21,700
The woman I went out with
last night.
359
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,700
Hackett, you are
as transparent as glass.
360
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,200
You shackled yourself
to Lambert,
361
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,200
and now it's killing you.
362
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,700
HELEN:
Now, he didn't
363
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,710
shackle himself to anyone.
364
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:36,210
He made a very mature decision
based on love and caring,
365
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,710
and he couldn't be happier.
366
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:41,720
What she said.
367
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,720
It is not natural for a guy
to look at the same woman
368
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,220
for the rest of his life.
369
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:49,720
Or-- Or in your case,
until you run out of quarters.
370
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,230
Brian knows exactly
what he's doing,
371
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,230
don't you, Brian?
372
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,230
Brian.
373
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,240
HELEN:
Defend yourself here.
374
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,240
Oh, he can't even.
375
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,240
He's too busy
staring at that babe
376
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,240
over there on the phone.
BRIAN: Oh, come on.
377
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,740
I mean, even though, yes, I'm in
a committed relationship,
378
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:13,250
but that doesn't mean I can't
look at a beautiful woman.
379
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,250
I'm a guy.
( chuckles )
380
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,250
( laughs )
381
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,260
Well, uh, I-I don't, uh--
382
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,770
I don't understand
what all the fuss is about.
383
00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:34,770
In Italy,
men aren't even expected
384
00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:36,270
to be monogamous.
385
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,270
Of course not.
386
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,770
They just keep going
from dame to dame,
387
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:42,280
trying to find one
who shaves her pits.
388
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,280
I resent that comment, Roy.
389
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,280
Don't deny it, just resent it.
390
00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:53,790
Helen,
391
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:55,290
can I get some ice water?
392
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:56,290
Oh, man.
393
00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,790
It's amazing how hard
those girls work
394
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,790
under those hot lights.
395
00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:02,800
What do you mean, uh,
the girls are, like, all--
396
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,800
All sweaty?
397
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,800
No, you're not interested
in them, Brian.
398
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,300
No, I'm not interested in them.
399
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,800
You're in a committed
relationship with Alex.
400
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,810
I'm in a committed
relationship with Alex.
401
00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:12,810
You couldn't be happier.
402
00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:14,810
I couldn't be happier.
403
00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:16,310
That was very good, Helen.
404
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,310
I couldn't even see
your lips move.
405
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,810
Oh. Oh, listen, by the way, um,
406
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,820
turns out this is the girls'
last day of shooting,
407
00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:23,820
so I thought I'd invite 'em
to our house tonight
408
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,320
for a little party
to celebrate.
409
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,320
Party?
410
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,820
You couldn't care less.
411
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,320
I couldn't care less.
412
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:31,830
I-- I'm done the party thing.
413
00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:33,830
I don't need to do
the party thing anymore.
414
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:36,830
You know, wild, crazy,
uninhibited fun.
415
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,330
Right? Meaningless sex.
416
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,330
Uh, hot,
417
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,840
freaky...
418
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,340
I don't have to do that anymore.
419
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:47,840
Hey, Joe. We need directions
to the party tonight.
420
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,340
Excuse me.
I don't have to do that anymore.
421
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,840
And you know why I don't?
422
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,850
Because of this--
This lady right here.
423
00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,350
Yeah, so you guys--
424
00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:57,850
You go have your party, okay?
Party all night long.
425
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,850
Don't even wait up for me,
426
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:00,350
'cause I know
where I'm gonna be.
427
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:03,860
At home, having
a quiet evening with Alex.
428
00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:05,860
Not tonight.
I'm going to Boston.
429
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,360
Tonight?
430
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,360
You know, you remember.
431
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,360
I'm going to see
my college roommate.
432
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:14,370
Think you'll be okay
without me for one night?
433
00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:15,870
Tonight?
434
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:18,370
( piano theme playing )
435
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,380
( upbeat piano theme playing )
436
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,380
( dance music playing )
437
00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:35,390
You know, after all these
months of traveling--
438
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:36,890
Paris, Milan, Rome.
439
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,890
--it's nice to let your hair
down with some normal people.
440
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:41,900
Hey, Joe, this is
a really classy party,
441
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,400
and this cheese-in-a-can stuff
is really great.
442
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,900
Oh, hey, uh,
443
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:50,900
Vi, do you need an ashtray?
444
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,410
Don't lecture me.
445
00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,410
Hey, you really wanna
do something for me,
446
00:17:55,410 --> 00:17:56,910
you'll dance with me, Sparky.
447
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,910
( doorbell rings )
448
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:00,910
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'd better get that.
449
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,920
BOTH:
Hi.
450
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,420
Hi.
451
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,420
Hi. Bye.
452
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,920
Hey, hey, hey,
wait a minute.
453
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,430
Hackett, wait just a minute.
454
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:12,430
Roy, what are you doing here?
455
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:15,430
Oh, look, Hackett,
I know I wasn't invited.
456
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:16,430
( Roy gasps, chuckles )
457
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,930
Look at all those models.
458
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,440
Please, Hackett,
you gotta let me stay.
459
00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:23,940
There must be one of 'em
you can spare.
460
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,440
All right, Roy. You can stay.
( chortles )
461
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,440
As a matter of fact, uh,
462
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,940
I think I've got
the perfect girl for you.
463
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,950
Vi. Vi.
What?
464
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,450
There's someone over here
I want you to meet.
465
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,950
Ooh.
466
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,450
Oh, I like a man who looks like
he's been around the track
467
00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:42,460
a few times.
468
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:44,960
You stay right here,
469
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,960
studmuffin.
470
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,960
I'm gonna go get us
a couple of drinks.
471
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,970
Hackett, she's rude and crude
472
00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:54,970
and looks like
she could hurt me.
473
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:57,970
Thanks, I owe you. Heh.
474
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:02,980
I like Italian men.
475
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:04,480
I think you're all so charming.
476
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,980
Ah, oh, well,
477
00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:07,480
and you, you are a--
478
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,980
( speaks Italian )
479
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,980
That means "a beautiful girl."
480
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,490
Aw. What do you call
a beautiful boy?
481
00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:17,490
In my village,
we call him B.B.
482
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,490
( shrieks )
483
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,490
Oh, God.
484
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,000
Oh.
Wow, I'm sorry.
485
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,500
LOWELL: Uh, need any help?
Oh, it's okay.
486
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,500
Uh, is there someplace
I can get cleaned up?
487
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,500
Yeah, here. Come with me.
Right through this door.
488
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,000
There's a couple of bathrooms
upstairs.
489
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,010
Oh, thanks.
Sure.
490
00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:35,010
( upbeat piano theme playing )
491
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:37,010
( dance music playing )
492
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,010
Oh, hi. Didn't I see you
at the airport?
493
00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,520
You were, uh--
In a committed relationship.
494
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:44,020
Would you excuse me, please?
495
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:46,520
Committed.
496
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,520
Hey.
497
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,520
Oh, hey, Brian, how are
you doing? Where you been?
498
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:53,530
Been doing everything I could
to stay away from this place.
499
00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:56,530
Got so desperate that
I ended up at the library.
500
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,030
You went to the library?
Yeah, big mistake.
501
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:02,540
I still have a book overdue
since junior high.
502
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:07,040
Apparently, I owe over $700
on Our Bodies, Our Selves.
503
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,540
Oh, I'm not available, please.
504
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,550
God, don't flatter
yourself.
505
00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,050
Lowell, sorry.
506
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:16,050
Hey, Brian. Brian.
507
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:17,550
( stammers )
Brian. Shh.
508
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,050
Don't-- Come on,
stop being so jumpy.
509
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:20,550
Why don't you just relax,
510
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,560
join the party, you know,
you don't have to do anything.
511
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,560
You're right. You're right.
I'm a mature adult.
512
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,560
I mean, so what? There are
beautiful women all over.
513
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,060
I can handle it.
514
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:32,570
I cannot handle it.
515
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:34,570
Excuse me, is there any more
ice in the kitchen?
516
00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:36,070
Oh, what is it with you women?
517
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:38,070
Don't you know that
when a man says no, he means no.
518
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,070
Joe would come in here, please?
I need a little hug.
519
00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:42,080
Can't this wait one second?
No, it can't wait. Come on.
520
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,080
You mind if I use your phone?
521
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,080
Oh, they're all over me.
522
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,590
Okay, all right, Brian,
what is so damn important?
523
00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:54,590
I'm in a committed relationship.
524
00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:56,590
Yeah, well, I'm not,
so can you make this quick?
525
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,590
This key, okay.
526
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:00,590
Lock the door,
527
00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:04,100
and do not let me out
until the morning
528
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,600
no matter what happens.
529
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,600
What? You're kidding me.
530
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,100
Hey, you see those women
down there, Joey,
531
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,600
and you know me.
( sighs )
532
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,610
I don't believe this.
So listen, listen, listen.
533
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:14,610
I'm tryin' to be good here.
You gotta help me, all right?
534
00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:18,110
So no matter how much screaming
or begging I do,
535
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,110
don't let me
out of this room.
536
00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:21,110
You're serious.
537
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:22,620
Absolutely.
( scoffs )
538
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,120
All right.
539
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,120
( lock clicks )
540
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:32,630
Oh,
541
00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:34,130
excuse me.
542
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:38,130
Okay, Joe, let me out now.
543
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,630
You don't understand. I just--
544
00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:41,130
Please-- Please, don't
come any further.
545
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:43,640
Joe.
546
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,640
BRIAN:
Joe!
547
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,140
( upbeat piano theme playing )
548
00:21:51,040 --> 00:22:03,160
( upbeat piano theme playing )
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