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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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( screams )
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Fay!
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Are you all right?
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My God, you scared me.
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There's usually nobody here
at this hour.
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But--
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What's wrong? Why in the world
were you screaming?
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Oh, that's how I start my day.
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You'd be amazed at how it makes
stress just disappear.
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Morning, losers.
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I'm back from vacation.
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Wanna see my tan line?
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( all but Roy scream )
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Man, life is good.
Isn't it, Joe?
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I mean, who'd think that
the planets could ever be
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in such perfect alignment?
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( loud yelp )
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Did I wake you up?
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No.
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Good, 'cause I kind of feel
like sharing, you know.
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I mean, when something good
happens to you,
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it makes you want to
rush immediately
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back into the bosom
of your family, you know.
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Mom's gone, Dad's gone, so I
guess that kind of makes you...
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my bosom.
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Anyway, you know, I've been
walking around for hours
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just thinking, thinking,
thinking what it is I'm feeling,
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you know, and then just suddenly
it hits me, man.
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I'm happy.
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I'm happy.
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Look at this face.
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Look, do you ever see me
look this happy?
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I haven't, and I look
at it everyday.
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All day.
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( chuckles )
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You know what else just hit me?
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Bosom is a really
funny-sounding word.
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Come on, say it with me,
"bosom."
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Say it, "bosom, bosom."
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Bosom, bosom.
Right? Bosom.
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( laughs )
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Where was I?
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Babbling about Alex.
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How did you know?
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Bosom.
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I just--
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I can't stop talking about her,
because she is so incredible.
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I mean, take tonight. You know
what we did for six solid hours?
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Six hour--
I don't wanna hear this.
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We talked.
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We just talked.
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Stop--
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See, you have no idea
how wonderful she is, Joey,
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because all the time
you were chasing her,
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you just wanted her
for her body.
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Me?
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All right, me too,
but that was last week.
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I mean, I've discovered that
I not only like her body...
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I like her.
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You wanna know about
the real amazing part?
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We still haven't
slept together yet.
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A whole entire week without sex?
Are you gonna be all right?
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Yeah, I'll be okay, thanks.
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I mean, we've been having
such a great time
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that I haven't even
thought about sex.
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And you know me, everything
makes me think about sex, right?
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Cars, a warm breeze...
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a cool breeze...
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Wilma Flintstone...
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a nice piece of fruit.
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Wilma Flintstone?
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Well yeah, Fred was out of town,
she was parading around
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in that short
leopard skin number.
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That's sick.
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Besides, Betty Rubble,
she was the hot one.
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Now, Pebbles, imagine what
a babe she would be today.
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( both sigh )
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Anyway, anyway...
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Listen to me, man,
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( laughs ):
I just keep talking
about myself.
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Enough about me.
What'd you do tonight?
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Oh, well--
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( clears throat )
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You know that new blonde
waitress down at the club car?
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With the--
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Yeah, that is the one.
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Well, she got off work.
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Yeah?
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She asked me to go back
to her place.
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( laughs ):
What happened?
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I don't know,
you woke me up.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, okay, good.
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I-I'd appreciate it,
you know, if you just--
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( scoffs )
Went out,
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because I gotta get up at 5
to take the charter.
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Okay, okay.
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Good night.
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( alarm buzzes )
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Have you seen Lowell?
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I've been looking for him
all day.
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Don't you remember?
We gave him the day off.
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What for?
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The Mather family reunion.
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Oh, yeah...
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Dozens of people all missing
the same chromosome.
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I am so angry right now,
I could just spit.
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I went out with this guy,
Larry Thompson.
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He's not a ten,
but that's okay.
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He took me to lunch,
not dinner.
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That's okay.
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What's not okay, is he turned
out to be an insurance salesman.
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He only asked me out
to sell me a policy.
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Come on,
you don't know that.
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Over coffee, he said
he would require
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a chest x-ray
and a urine sample.
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It's not a great come on,
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but it's a little more original
than "What's you sign?"
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( laughs )
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Morning, everyone,
I've got wonderful news.
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Look what I got in the mail this
morning, my registration card.
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It's about time they started
keeping track of you people.
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I registered for classes
at the community college.
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Oh, that's wonderful, Fay.
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When did all this happen?
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You never even mentioned
you were thinking about it.
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Well, I didn't want to
say anything
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until I knew I'd been accepted.
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I hear they've got a very strict
admissions policy.
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You actually have to have
a pulse.
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So, what are you going to study?
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Oh, I'm taking
Beginning Psychology.
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Oh, psychology.
Fay, good choice.
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But remember,
you don't get the pellet
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til after you ring the bell.
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Fay, how can you let him
talk to you like that?
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Uh, did he say something?
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( chuckling ):
I've learned to tune him out.
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Well, I can't.
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Roy...
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What's wrong with you?
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Gee, I don't know.
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Why don't you put me up
on the rack for a closer look.
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Ooh, yeah...
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Nothing I find sexier
than a man with--
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Baco bits in his moustache.
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Hey, while you're grooming,
you might wanna check your hair.
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Looks like you're down a quart.
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Oh, God, they're at it again.
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Hi.
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Hi, back.
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Been thinking about you.
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Oh yeah?
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I bet I was thinking
about you
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before you were thinking
about me.
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Bet you weren't.
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( both chuckling )
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Excuse me... uh, would someone
mind taking a hammer
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and driving this into my skull?
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Oh, I think they're sweet,
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and I think you're
a little bit jealous.
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( high-pitched ):
Of what?
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( clears throat ):
Of what?
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Well, for one thing,
Alex picked Brian over you.
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And for another...
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he's got a smile
that lights up a room.
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Everybody says so.
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Look, for the record,
I am not jealous,
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I just don't happen
to care for
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their public displays
of affection.
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I'm with you on this one,
Hackett.
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Some things should just
remain private.
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It's is nobody's business what
goes on behind closed doors
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between a man
and a woman...
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and another woman.
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Well, I think there's a limit
to how much affection
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should be displayed in public.
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I mean, after a certain point,
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isn't that what bedrooms
are for?
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Or restrooms on 747's?
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Well, as a stewardess,
you hear things.
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Come on, Joe, you're being
too hard on Brian and Alex,
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just leave them alone.
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Are you telling me you enjoy
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watching those two
drool all over each other?
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When did you become
such a prude?
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You know, it seems that
I remember,
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back when we were dating, that
somebody got a little frisky
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at the Museum of Fine Arts.
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We never went to the museum.
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Oh, well, you know...
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You missed a great exhibition.
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Joe, you gotta help me.
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That guy Larry keeps calling me
and calling me.
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How do I get rid of him?
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You don't,
he's an insurance guy.
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I'd say your best bet
would be to enter
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an insurance relocation program.
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We'll have to alter your
appearance and change your name,
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and move to a new city.
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Plan on doing it
every few months because...
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he'll find you.
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They always do.
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Hey, Joey.
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Can you, uhh...
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Can you take
the late flight today?
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Uhh, yeah.
Yeah, I guess so.
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Why, what's up?
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Well, Alex asked me over
to her house for dinner,
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and I get the feeling that she
wants me to stay for breakfast.
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HELEN:
Ohh...
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How do you know that?
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She told me she wanted me
to stay for breakfast.
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This is so funny, you know,
I actually believed you
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when you said Alex
was different.
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Well, she is different.
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ALL:
I know I've said that before.
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ALL:
But this time.
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ALL:
I really mean it.
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I hate when you do that.
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Brian, you are doing
what you always do.
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You're setting her up for
your famous three-step program.
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Step one, you meet a woman.
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Step two--
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You sleep with her.
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Yeah,
step three...
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the phone rings,
you have me tell her
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that you moved to Arizona
because of your sinuses.
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The hell I do.
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The hell you don't, you even
sneeze on the first date
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in case you need it later.
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Face it, Brian, every time
you sleep with a woman,
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you immediately lose respect
for her.
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I know I do.
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I don't do that.
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Yes, you do.
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No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
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No, I don't.
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Fine...
you don't.
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Then take it back.
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Okay.
I take it back.
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Yeah, you say
you're taking it back,
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but you still think
that I do that.
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That's because you do.
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It's always the same bizarre
pattern with you.
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It's-- It's almost pathological.
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You know...
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maybe you should talk
to someone.
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Can I get you guys
anything else?
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No, thanks.
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We've got to be going.
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There is no bizarre, perverted
pattern to my sex life.
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Fill 'er up.
Maybe just one more cup.
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Furthermore, if I ever
needed advice on my sex life,
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I certainly wouldn't be
coming to you.
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ROY:
Hey, listen.
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When it comes to matters
of the flesh,
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just do what I do.
I say--
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Oh, my Lord,
he's going to tell us.
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I say that a real man
never misses an opportunity.
262
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:54,050
That's why, at my house, there's
always cold duck in the fridge,
263
00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:56,550
and a fresh tape
in the camcorder.
264
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,050
Hey, does anyone ever
go out with you twice?
265
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:00,550
Doesn't matter.
266
00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:02,060
That's why I've got
the camcorder.
267
00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,560
Brian, you know,
I don't care what you do.
268
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,060
Sleep with her,
don't sleep with her.
269
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,060
Wine her, dine her,
date her, dump her.
270
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,060
I don't care. Just don't
give me the stuff about
271
00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:12,570
how this time
it's going to be different.
272
00:12:12,570 --> 00:12:14,070
You know what, I really--
273
00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:15,570
I don't know what's wrong
with you people.
274
00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:16,570
I treat women great.
275
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,070
That's right, you do...
276
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,070
At first.
277
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:20,570
Then you turn into an ass.
278
00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:24,580
Uhh, and-and who are you?
279
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:25,580
Susan...
280
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:29,080
As in, "I'll never
forget you," Susan.
281
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,590
I visited here
a couple of years ago,
282
00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:34,590
and you and I went out
a couple of times.
283
00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:36,090
You never called.
284
00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,590
And when I tried to call you,
285
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,590
some idiot told me
you had moved to Arizona.
286
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,100
( sneezes )
287
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,100
So, how you been?
288
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,100
You've unbelievable.
289
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,610
Uh, Brian. I was just
leafing through
290
00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:56,110
my new psychology textbook,
and I noticed something
291
00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,610
that might apply
to your situation.
292
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,610
Umm, here it is.
293
00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:03,620
"The insecure male. The
subject," that would be you,
294
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:07,120
"is driven by the thrill
of sexual conquest.
295
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,620
This behavior often masks
a latent..."
296
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,630
Umm... You know what?
297
00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:15,130
I'll get back to you.
298
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,630
Not that I have to defend myself
to you people,
299
00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:22,140
but I happen to believe that
a physical relationship
300
00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:25,140
between two adults is perfectly
healthy and normal,
301
00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:27,140
I mean, what about you two guys,
when you were going out,
302
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,140
how long did you wait?
303
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,640
Not long enou--
Forever.
304
00:13:32,650 --> 00:13:35,150
This is not about us.
It's none of your business.
305
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:38,650
I-I will never understand
this attitude you Americans
306
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,150
have about sex.
307
00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,160
You're always in such a hurry.
308
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,660
You think love is something
you order from a clown
309
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:47,660
and pick up
at a drive-in window.
310
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,160
It is, in Vegas.
311
00:13:53,170 --> 00:13:54,170
Oh, grow up.
312
00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:57,670
Listen, you are rushing
to the dining room
313
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,670
without enjoying the pleasures
of the kitchen.
314
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:04,180
It's like, when I prepare
a fine sauce,
315
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:08,180
I start with
the pure virgin olive oil,
316
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,180
the nice,
firm tomatoes,
317
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:15,690
succulent peppers, and then,
I add just the right spices
318
00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:18,690
until all the flavors
come together
319
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,690
in a passionate embrace.
320
00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:26,700
Boiling, bubbling
and churning, writhing...
321
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:32,210
up and down, up and down,
up and down.
322
00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:37,210
Until the rich, raging,
cataclysmic explosion.
323
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:41,210
I was told you drove a taxi.
324
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,220
Could you take me downtown?
325
00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:47,220
In a minute.
326
00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:53,230
Okay, okay, okay.
327
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,730
Y-y-you guys...
328
00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:56,230
have made your point.
329
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,730
Maybe I was, in the past...
330
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,740
living too much for the moment.
331
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:04,740
And not that its any
of your business,
332
00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:08,240
but since Alex is special,
maybe it would be better
333
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,240
if I took things just
a little bit more slowly.
334
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,250
Yeah. Slowly.
335
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:16,250
I think that's-that's
definitely the best way to go.
336
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,250
I can't believe we waited
this long.
337
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,260
Seems like forever.
338
00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:35,770
I have to admit,
I'm a little nervous.
339
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:38,770
That's okay, we're even,
so, uhh...
340
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:41,770
why don't we just
help each other relax, okay?
341
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:42,780
Okay.
342
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,780
Hi, there.
343
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,280
( yelps )
344
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,790
Oh, what, what,
what, did I hurt you?
345
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,290
No. No, it's uhh,
it's uhh...
346
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,290
What?
347
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:56,790
Way to take things slowly.
348
00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,290
This is incredible.
349
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,300
I can't believe it, either.
350
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:12,810
( chuckles ):
Wow.
351
00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:16,310
Step one: you meet her.
352
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,310
Step two: you sleep with her.
353
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,810
What do you want?
354
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,310
Why don't we just find our way?
355
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:23,320
Step three: you dump her.
356
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,820
This can't be happening.
357
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,320
Brian, are you okay?
358
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,330
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
359
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:35,830
Now, umm...
where were we?
360
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:41,830
Tsk-tsk-tsk...
361
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:45,840
Oh, my God...
362
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,340
Do you really think
the sauce is ready.
363
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,850
Yes.
364
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,850
God, yes.
365
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:02,360
Oh, this is making me crazy.
366
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,360
How about this?
367
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:09,360
Look what's in my psychology
book under "insecure man."
368
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,870
Oh, stop it.
369
00:17:13,870 --> 00:17:15,870
Oh, I-I'm sorry,
I thought you'd like that.
370
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,380
You know what,
you know what, maybe--
371
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,380
Maybe we're rushing
into things,
372
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,380
you know, maybe we should
just stop.
373
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,880
Stop?
374
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,880
Oh, you little tease.
375
00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:35,390
ROY:
Come on, Hackett.
376
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,390
Don't stop now.
Go for it.
377
00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:41,900
Move a little to the left,
you're blocking my view.
378
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,900
Oh, this can't go on all night.
379
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,410
It can if we pace ourselves.
380
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,410
HELEN:
Hey, Brian.
381
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,410
( yelps )
382
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,410
So, what's it gonna be?
383
00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:00,910
Are you serious about her,
or not?
384
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:01,910
( whining ):
Helen...
385
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,420
Helen?
386
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,420
Did I say Helen?
387
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,920
Yes, you sure did.
388
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,920
I mean, if you'd rather
be with Helen...
389
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,930
No, no, no.
No, no.
390
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:13,930
I would--
I-it's, uhh...
391
00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:17,430
This isn't about Helen,
this is--
392
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,430
It actually started with Joe.
393
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:22,940
Oh, Helen and Joe.
394
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,440
Well, why stop with them,
395
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,940
why don't you just bring
the whole gang in here.
396
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:27,940
Well...
397
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:32,450
Brian...
what's going on?
398
00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:34,950
I-I I mean,
you're so distracted,
399
00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:36,450
it's like
you're someplace else.
400
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,950
No, no, no.
I'm here, I'm here.
401
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,950
Believe me, I'm here,
I'm just...
402
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:41,950
wondering if I should be.
403
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:44,960
Yeah, well, I'm beginning
to wonder the same thing.
404
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,960
Wait a second, just wait,
wait one second.
405
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,460
Just give me one second,
I think I can explain.
406
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:52,970
Okay.
407
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:56,470
It's been called
to my attention...
408
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:59,470
that, in the past, right,
409
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:04,480
I may have screwed up
some relationships by, you know,
410
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,980
getting too close, too soon.
411
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:11,480
I mean, you and I have only been
together for a little while.
412
00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:16,490
But already I feel like
there's something special.
413
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:20,490
I'm not saying it's love,
I mean, who knows what that is.
414
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,500
I-I...
I don't know.
415
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:28,500
But I would be willing to
forego all this...
416
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,010
if it would give us
a chance at making us last.
417
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,010
Let me get this straight.
418
00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:44,020
After all the chasing you did,
now you want to wait.
419
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:46,020
I know, I'm sorry.
420
00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:47,020
That's--
421
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:52,530
The most romantic thing
I've ever heard.
422
00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:56,530
You like me enough
not to sleep with me.
423
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,530
Oh, yeah. I like you enough
never to sleep with you.
424
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:05,540
You know...
425
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:07,040
when I think about it...
426
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:13,050
I've jumped into some
relationships too soon, myself.
427
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:16,050
I think you're right.
428
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,550
We'll wait.
429
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,060
( sighs )
430
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:24,060
So this is us waiting.
431
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,560
It's not so bad.
432
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,560
Right.
Yeah.
433
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,060
So, what do I do now?
434
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:33,570
Do I go home and wait
all by myself?
435
00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:41,070
Well, you don't have to go.
I mean, we could just sleep.
436
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,580
Uh-huh. Yes.
437
00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:46,580
Kid, if I had a dollar for
every time I used that line...
438
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,080
I...
439
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,080
I couldn't.
440
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,090
Neither could I.
441
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,590
Good night kiss?
442
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,610
See, this is good.
443
00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:18,110
It's good because the longer
we wait, the better it'll be.
444
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,610
Absolutely.
445
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,620
Do you think we've waited
long enough?
446
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:35,630
Bye.
447
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:41,130
( piano theme playing )
448
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:56,650
( upbeat piano theme playing )
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