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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,440 - Still no? - Still no. 2 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:16,199 - Hey! - Listen... Teo, was it? 3 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,599 I honestly don't want this to happen, but it is going to 4 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,199 unless Iris helps me get into this briefcase 5 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,679 without damaging the contents. 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,879 So, do me a favour and ask her for me. 7 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,919 Monica... 8 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,840 please do as he says. 9 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,000 That's not my name. 10 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,999 I am sorry, Teo, I really am. 11 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,119 But he can't be allowed to have what he wants. 12 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,800 - Miss Brook, please don't let them. - That's not my name. And shush now. 13 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,360 No. 14 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,039 Please stop.! Stop! Leave him alone. 15 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,960 She's right. STOP! 16 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,560 How can you not care? 17 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,320 I don't know. I just... 18 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,120 ...don't! - That is not true! 19 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,519 Oh, for God's sake, Cameron, don't be preposterous. 20 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,159 - Miss Brook. - Calm down, everything is fine. 21 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,759 - Everything is not fine! - Come on, Iris! 22 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,599 - Pull the trigger, or don't, nothing changes. - Miss Brook! 23 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,999 Infinity minus one, Joy. Don't be afraid. 24 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,879 Oh, that is such bullshit. 25 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,359 It's just a position she takes. Even she doesn't believe it. 26 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,240 I can assure you she very much does. 27 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,440 Please don't shoot. Please don't kill me. 28 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,199 Miss Brook... 29 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,320 She's right, I can't. 30 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,880 You do it. 31 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,840 No! 32 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,400 {\an8}Here Comes That Day 33 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:20,959 {\an8}Oh, here comes that day 34 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:26,119 {\an8}Oh, here comes the rain on your parade 35 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:31,120 {\an8}There's a price to pay 36 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:37,000 {\an8}For a life of insincerity 37 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,159 {\an8}And you pretend 38 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:46,079 {\an8}That it doesn't matter 39 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:49,360 {\an8}And that you're not scared 40 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:55,679 {\an8}Oh, here comes that day 41 00:02:55,680 --> 00:03:01,560 {\an8}Oh, here comes that rain on your parade. 42 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,199 "This is Two Seconds To Midnight and I'm Alfie Bird. 43 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,439 "Those who have checked out the conspiracy sphere 44 00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:00,439 "will already know we have had a slue of Iris sightings recently. 45 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,959 "Grainy photographs from all over the world 46 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,879 "showing women who might, just possibly might, be her. 47 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:09,559 "All over the world, at the same time. 48 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,799 "I mean, does that feel like a disinformation campaign to you? 49 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,679 "Almost like someone is trying to make us look in the wrong places. 50 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,839 "And who'd be doing something like that? 51 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,959 "Could it be someone who don't wanna be found? 52 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,640 "Like for instance, someone in hiding. 53 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,280 "We only know one thing for certain. 54 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,560 "With the reward now standing at four million Euros... 55 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,760 "..the real question is... 56 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,520 "..who's gonna find her first?" 57 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,439 Buongiorno. 58 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,160 English? 59 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,719 - Si. - OK. 60 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,119 Would you mind stepping back from the edge for me, please? 61 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,879 Why? 62 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,000 All I'm doing is looking at the sea. 63 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,560 What's that in your hand? 64 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,240 Give it to me, please. 65 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,719 Whoa! 66 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,560 - Easy. - Ugh! 67 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:35,439 And to your knowledge, has she done this kind of thing before? 68 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:39,519 Not that I know of, but I will talk to her about it. 69 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,360 And, erm, for the paperwork, you are? 70 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:46,719 I'm Joy's tutor. Harriet Brook. 71 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,439 - And you live here? - No. I'm here Mondays, 72 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,159 Wednesdays, and every second Friday. 73 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,239 - When will her parents be back home? - Guardians. 74 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,160 They're expected this evening. 75 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,160 Paris. Wedding anniversary. 76 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,959 Nice. 77 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,880 I'm sure they'll be in contact immediately, when they return. 78 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,519 I don't want to be rude, 79 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,879 but I really do feel I should be attending to Joy. 80 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,319 Here are my details if you need them. 81 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,360 Thank you so much. 82 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:54,959 - So, I suppose you were hoping to get their attention. - No. 83 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,839 I wasn't doing anything. 84 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,079 - Good. Cos it wouldn't have worked. - I was just looking at the sea. 85 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,199 - Why not? - Because they don't like you very much. 86 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,479 - That's not... - What? 87 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,479 - A thing you can say. - I don't see why not? 88 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,479 And, anyway, the funny thing about trying 89 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,600 to erase yourself from existence, is... 90 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,079 ...it can't be done. 91 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:17,519 - That's definitely not true, is it? - Oh, it definitely is. 92 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:21,079 - Sylvia Plath. That other woman. - Yes. 93 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,839 But the thing is, the universe is infinite... 94 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:28,439 and in an infinite space containing a finite number of particles, 95 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,159 any possible arrangement of those particles 96 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,559 must occur infinitely often. 97 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:37,239 Which means that there are infinitely many you's out there 98 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,559 and infinitely many me's. 99 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,560 Right. 100 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:44,440 So? 101 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,839 So... 102 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,919 if I were to... 103 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:58,839 ...slice open my carotid artery right here and now... 104 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,880 that would end this particular reality for me. 105 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,280 - Stop now! - But it doesn't matter. 106 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,520 Because infinity minus one is still infinity. 107 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:18,159 Which means all those infinite versions of me 108 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,399 would never experience that death. 109 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,759 So, I don't die. Because I can't. 110 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,040 The maths say so. 111 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,680 There is no murder, Joy, and there is no suicide. 112 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,799 The mathematics say you have to exist. 113 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:38,400 So, the trick is to embrace that existence... 114 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,920 ...and enjoy yourself. 115 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,960 There, now. Who says maths can't be fun? 116 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,360 Gloria 117 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:17,039 Parcel came through a month ago. 118 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:21,679 Collected, in the name of Myrna Loy. 119 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,159 I don't think that's a real name. 120 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,440 No kidding. 121 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,639 She give an address? 122 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,920 No. The package was marked for collection. 123 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,720 It's Monica. 124 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,520 Hi. 125 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,439 Holy shit! 126 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,440 Holy shit what? 127 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,160 Holy shit! 128 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,120 Holy shit. Yes. 129 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,519 No open casket then? 130 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,159 Looks like an accidental death. 131 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:28,040 Fuck's sake. We'll run out of body bags before we run out of assholes. 132 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,240 Morning, boss. How's the head? 133 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,800 Like I've been skull-fucked by a buffalo. 134 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,839 What've we got here? 135 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,639 Two snitches trussed up in wire. 136 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,200 Fingers, toes, noses, and tongues amputated. 137 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:56,760 You found her? 138 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,719 Where was this taken? 139 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,839 Port of Cagliari. Six weeks ago. 140 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,160 Collecting a telescope. 141 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,480 Get out. Thanks. 142 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,959 - Address? - Not yet. 143 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,679 Several possibilities. 144 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,439 A place outside Alghero looks most promising. 145 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,200 Bernardo's on his way to scope it out. 146 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,519 - Good. - If we get this right, 147 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:40,080 it's easy money. 148 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,719 We need to stay here and work this emo bullshit. 149 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,999 So, you go to Alghero and meet Bernardo. 150 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,480 Don't be seen. Take the ferry. 151 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,880 Find Iris Nixon. 152 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,640 Grab her and do the deal. 153 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,520 Sell her to whoever's buying. 154 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,560 What's on your mind? 155 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,240 Nothing. Why? 156 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,480 I suppose... 157 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,280 Why do we have to keep meeting here? 158 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,599 Well, we could always go to your place. 159 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,360 Yeah. 160 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,440 It's just... 161 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,600 ...I haven't even seen your apartment. 162 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,160 I feel like I don't know anything about you. 163 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,640 Well, there's basically nothing to know. 164 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,320 Well, that's just not true. 165 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,319 Why do you say that? 166 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,759 Have you been sniffing around my life? 167 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,560 Have you been following me? 168 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,320 Of course not! Jesus, Monica! 169 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,679 You're just very private. 170 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,680 I mean... 171 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,879 ...do you have brothers, sisters? 172 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,799 Have you ever been married before? 173 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,640 - Do you like movies? - Honestly, who cares? 174 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,319 I do! 175 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,839 God, you need to stop this, Teo, you really do. 176 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,639 Why? 177 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,440 Because whoever you think I am, I'm not. 178 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,080 I wish I was, sometimes, but... 179 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,760 ...I'm just not. 180 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:45,559 Well, you know, everyone is hiding... something. 181 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,400 Right? 182 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:58,639 "The truth is, we don't know much about her. 183 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:02,919 "Just that she was nobody much from nowhere much. 184 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,719 "A woman with a brain the size of a planet. 185 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,319 "Just drifting from low-paid job to low-paid job 186 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,359 "without ever being noticed. 187 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,999 "And that she was addicted to solving puzzles. 188 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,719 "Quizzes. Cryptic crosswords. 189 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,280 "Ciphers. Sudoku. Escape rooms. 190 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,279 "Until... 191 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:28,640 "Well, she followed a mysterious online treasure hunt to Florence. 192 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,440 "And disappeared 193 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,239 "Completely vanished." 194 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,240 Ciao Ciao 195 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,360 Iris? 196 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,719 Iris, is it? 197 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,599 Welcome! 198 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,159 I'm Cameron. 199 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,800 Do you want a seat? 200 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,960 Thank you. 201 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,959 I know who you are. I read, er, Wired Magazine. 202 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,519 Well, actually, I don't, but I know who you are. 203 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,199 - Do you know what I do? - Not really. Well... 204 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,159 I mean, sort of. You're, basically, 205 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,479 like a venture capitalist, kind of thing. 206 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,759 - I'm an investor. A private investor. - I don't want to be rude, 207 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,319 but isn't that just a nicer way of saying "venture capitalist?" 208 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,079 No. 209 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,879 Er, it's a grown-up way of saying "I'm excited by big ideas". 210 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,799 - And money, presumably. - No, money's not the point. 211 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,919 Money's a by-product that enables me to keep doing what I love. 212 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:21,800 - Which is what? - Helping brilliant people do brilliant things. 213 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:27,719 Speaking of which, congratulations on winning this treasure hunt thing, 214 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,039 which you just did, obviously. - Thank you. 215 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,799 And by a long way. 216 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,400 Days, actually. 217 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:40,159 Do you have any idea how many people took part? 218 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,479 - Nope. - Guess. 219 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,119 - Twelve. - 17 thousand! 220 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,079 Give or take. 221 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,759 And that includes teams from Oxford and Stanford, 222 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,480 crypto-security freaks, obsessives, hobbyists, nut jobs. 223 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,440 But here you are. 224 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,559 So... 225 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,639 Yes? 226 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,439 Do I win something? 227 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,279 - Like what? - I don't know. 228 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,359 A chocolate factory? 229 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,399 Where's it come from, this aptitude with puzzles? 230 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,239 I don't know. I never gave it much thought. 231 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,519 Ah, I'm not sure I believe you there, Iris. 232 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,680 It seems to me you probably give everything a lot of thought. 233 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,159 Fine. 234 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,919 - Give me a number. - Between what and what? 235 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,520 - Any number. Just a number. - 1,729. 236 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,439 1,729 is the smallest number expressible 237 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,039 as the sum of two cubes in two different ways. 238 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,719 OK. 239 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,799 Wow. 240 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,359 I can't take any credit for it. It's just how I was born. 241 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,079 Born where and to whom? 242 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,120 Nowhere much, to no-one much. 243 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,240 But I would imagine that you know this already. 244 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,199 What with all the due diligence. 245 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,879 So, you're a self-made woman. 246 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,079 Who owes her lack of success to nobody. 247 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,799 You could be out there earning millions! 248 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,480 Yeah, but to tell the truth... 249 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,799 ...I've never been all that interested. 250 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,999 But you know this whole treasure hunt thing 251 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,079 was, essentially, a job interview, right? 252 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,759 I mean, you must. 253 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,959 I like to recruit outliers. 254 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,360 And what an outlier's outlier you are! 255 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,119 Listen, erm... 256 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,279 I really appreciate the interest, and everything, 257 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,039 but I'm not the person you're looking for. 258 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,519 I haven't told you what it is yet, 259 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,079 or what it pays. - It won't matter. 260 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,360 - Jobs and I don't mix. - Why? You get bored? 261 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,080 Partly. 262 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:45,040 Is it a compulsion, then, solving puzzles? 263 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,799 Listen, I'm not a Rubik's Cube, Cameron. I'm not a crossword puzzle. 264 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,320 - You don't get to solve me. - No. I'm not trying to solve you. 265 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,639 I'm just trying to get you to come and work with me. 266 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,479 - Doing what? - Solving just, er... 267 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,959 an incredibly difficult puzzle. 268 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,800 Something no-one's been able to do. 269 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,719 What kind of puzzle? 270 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,639 One that matters. 271 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,479 "Matters" is a relative term. Some people think jazz matters. 272 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,559 Well, we're talking Newton-level matters. 273 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,600 Einstein. Oppenheimer. 274 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,040 Fundamental nature of underlying reality. 275 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,080 "Seeing the face of God" matters. 276 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,120 I'm really not interested. 277 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,440 My God, your pants are so on fire. 278 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,279 OK, look... 279 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,199 this is what I think we should do. 280 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,919 Come with me, see it for yourself. 281 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,959 And if it is still a no... 282 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,680 well, then, I tried. 283 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,999 So, is this your evil lair? 284 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,079 Pretty much. It's called Caliburn. 285 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,719 - Do you actually live here? - Most of the time, 286 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,479 believe it or not. 287 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,319 It used to be some kind of government listening station. 288 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,399 The living quarters are upstairs. 289 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,480 They are quite snazzy, actually. 290 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,000 So, what are you hiding down here? 291 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,959 - We call him Charlie Big Potatoes. - Why? 292 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,840 Well, he's not small potatoes. 293 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,640 It's just a name. 294 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,079 No, it's not that. 295 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,240 You're diminishing it because it frightens you. 296 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,880 Yeah, he does a bit. 297 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 So, what exactly is it? 298 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,639 He's a topological quantum device. 299 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,559 Operating at very close to room temperature. 300 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,799 What does it use for Qubits? 301 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,240 Majorana zero-mode quasiparticles. 302 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,119 That's a complex configuration- 303 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,840 Of electrons that can't suffer random errors. I know. 304 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,239 Yeah. 305 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,639 And what about those things, the... 306 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,639 excrescences? 307 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,239 - They look organic. - Almost, but no. 308 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,959 He's using non-organic polymers to create neural pathways. 309 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,280 Capable of creative thought. 310 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,679 It's growing its own brain. 311 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,760 Well, we've all done it. 312 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,640 What's the use case? 313 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,479 To think thoughts that have yet to be thought. 314 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,760 What's the equivalent processing power? 315 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,000 Say, two million Qubits. 316 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,359 That's not possible. 317 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:18,039 Well, like I say, brilliant people do brilliant things. 318 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,359 He's world-changing. 319 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,600 He is before and after. 320 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,280 He's the wheel. 321 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,679 Not long ago, he came up with a cure 322 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,000 for acute lymphoblastic leukaemia. 323 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,200 We asked him how he felt about it. 324 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,599 What did it say? 325 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,799 He didn't say anything. 326 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,359 He sang. 327 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,679 So, what's wrong with it? 328 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,120 And what's the puzzle that needs solving? 329 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,080 He's asleep. 330 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,800 And I need you to wake him up for me. 331 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,879 {\an8}When where you planning on telling us? 332 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,519 About what? 333 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,919 - About the police? - What police? 334 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,159 The police who drove you home this morning. 335 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,080 - Who told you that? - Signora Antonio. 336 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,519 - She's a liar. - She's a perfectly nice woman, actually. 337 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,399 And why would she lie? 338 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,039 Because she doesn't like me? 339 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:49,479 Has it ever occurred to you we could just call the police 340 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,679 and ask them what happened? - Whatever. 341 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,679 What's the point, if you don't believe me anyway? 342 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,719 OK. That's enough. Can you... 343 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,240 Can you go and do something useful, please. 344 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,439 She needs to see someone. 345 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,640 Who's left? An exorcist? 346 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,799 "This is Two Seconds To Midnight, and I am Alfie Bird. 347 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,359 "Check out the increased activity 348 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,479 on the Find Iris Nixon crowdfunding page. 349 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,519 "The last time I looked, the metre stood 350 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:05,399 "at just under 4.1 million euros. 351 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:11,079 "Someone pledged additional, wait for it, 200 grand." 352 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,759 Oh, Cameron. Just stop. 353 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,520 "It almost makes me wonder..." 354 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,799 Arghh! 355 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,840 Agh! 356 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,160 Arghh! 357 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,560 Agh! 358 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,520 Agh! 359 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,359 Agh! 360 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,199 - No! - Are you alone? 361 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,439 Are. You. Alone?! 362 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,599 - Argh! - Good. Excellent, you are. 363 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,360 Argh! 364 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,199 Agh! 365 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,960 - OK. - Agh! 366 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,479 Argh! 367 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,560 Do you speak English? 368 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,800 Do. You. Speak. English? 369 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,080 OK. 370 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,000 I'm getting a bit bored here. So, I think I'm gonna cut off your penis. 371 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,319 Ah. 372 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,399 You do speak English, good. 373 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,479 Let's not worry about your penis for the moment. 374 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,919 Let's put your penis on the back burner. 375 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,319 Let's just, leave your penis where it is. 376 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,919 - Agh! - So, here's the good news. 377 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,759 You found me. 378 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,959 The bad news is: 379 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,799 is that even if I don't cut your throat, 380 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,800 bleeding and shock is gonna kill you. 381 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,479 So, is that how you want your evening to end? 382 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,999 Good. So how about this? 383 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,919 I'll do something about the bleeding. 384 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,999 And you're gonna tell me what you're doing here, 385 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,919 who do you work for and how many of you there are? 386 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,560 How's that sound? 387 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,039 Si. 388 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,400 - Si! - Va bene. 389 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,799 Hey. 390 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,520 Stay. 391 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,000 Argh! 392 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,959 Shit. 393 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,720 Ugh! 394 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,200 Vaffanculo! 395 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,800 Three, two... 396 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,959 Oi! 397 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,840 And this is Charlie's creator, Jensen. 398 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,159 Jensen's got a brain that's off the scale. 399 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,840 Eh, Jensen? 400 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,559 Off the scale. 401 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,120 What happened? 402 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,520 Mani. 403 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,600 genius is madness on a good day. 404 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,840 Jensen ran out of good days. 405 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,600 He gave Charlie everything he had. 406 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,960 And I think he came to hate him for it. 407 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,400 And he's been like this ever since. 408 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,679 All we need to get the machine up and running again, 409 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,159 is to enter an activation sequence. 410 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,999 A password, basically. 411 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,079 Well, yes, except it's an extremely complicated password. 412 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,879 That Jensen enciphered in this. 413 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,679 It's his diary. 414 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,240 Using an encryption system, that only he understands. 415 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,799 And nobodies being able to break it. 416 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,720 Have they, Jensen? 417 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,000 Not yet! 418 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,639 So, if you can decipher the password, 419 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,800 we can get Charlie operational again, and... 420 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,520 ...Bob's your uncle. 421 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,439 So, why all the sneaking around with treasure hunts? 422 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,880 Why not advertise the job like a normal human being? 423 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,359 Because nobody can know about this. 424 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,639 Not under any circumstances. Not ever. 425 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,880 I got carried away by the possibilities. 426 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,199 I burned through my capital, over leveraged. 427 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,280 So, I had to go and find the money. 428 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,319 A silent investor. 429 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,280 - What kind of investor? - Well... 430 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,799 you know the sort of investor 431 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,440 where you can borrow several billion US dollars 432 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,959 in exchange for exclusive access to a piece of technology 433 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,399 that's gonna make them even richer, 434 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,079 but when you don't deliver, they basically laugh it off 435 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,239 and chalk it up to experience 436 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:41,079 and don't murder you in terrible, terrible, unimaginable ways? 437 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,879 Yeah? 438 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,120 That's not the sort of investor I went to. 439 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,040 I need you to wake Charlie up for me, Iris. 440 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,520 Or they're gonna kill me. 441 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,800 Ugh! 442 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,679 Ugh! 443 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,480 There's no murder, there's no suicide, not mathematically. 444 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:47,080 There's no murder, there's no suicide, not mathematically. 445 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,240 Urgh! 446 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,280 Ugh! 447 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,400 Urgh! 448 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,000 Don't ask who we are. 449 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:40,159 All you need to know is, we've found Iris Nixon's place. 450 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,280 And we want your money. 451 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,919 Do you have Iris? 452 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,999 "Not yet. I want to see the money in escrow." 453 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,960 When she returns, we'll bring her in. 454 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,479 Let's make this simpler for you. 455 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:03,159 What we need you to do is find a book she stole from us. 456 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,320 What kind of book? 457 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,639 "If you can find this, the money's yours." 458 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,080 A disc. 459 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,119 Hey! 460 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,040 Iris Nixon, Stop! 32845

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