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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,169 [♪ Dramatic music playing] 2 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:04,463 -Hello, I'm LESTR. -What the hell? 3 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:07,341 Meet our new doorman. The Board hired me to train LESTR. 4 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:10,260 We are not gonna sit back and let our beloved staff 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,137 be replaced by soulless machines. 6 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:15,265 Either this robot goes or we do! 7 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,142 -[LESTR robot] Oh no! -[crashing] 8 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,061 That robot was my best friend. 9 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,313 Oh, look, a new one's on its way. 10 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,149 [LESTR robot] I got killed by water yesterday. 11 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,734 I'm the one buying up all the apartments here. 12 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,612 We have to move out because of a casino? 13 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,656 Our building's gone. 14 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:34,826 Rainey, would you like to see our box of our clues? 15 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,411 Lester's bird whistle. 16 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,205 [bird whistle chirping] 17 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,124 -[phone buzzing] -[Rainey Coluca] We figured something out. 18 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,459 I got a notification on my birding app 19 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,128 that Lester's favorite bird was in the courtyard. 20 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,631 But it was me blowing Lester's whistle. 21 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,592 [Vince Fish] Now, that whistle activated the bird camera 22 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,843 -that Lester and I had set up. -Can you make it bigger? 23 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,470 -[Oliver gasps] -[Mabel Mora] What the... 24 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:54,638 [Charles-Haden Savage] Randall. 25 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,016 And I also found this in Nicky's office. 26 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,852 -Is that Lester's elevator crank? -Oh, Jesus. 27 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:03,855 -[Loretta Durkin] Could be. -There's... There's blood. 28 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,941 Did you just find the murder weapon? 29 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,739 [Lester Coluca] What is this thing? It's huge. 30 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,992 [Miller Portnoy] I don't know. It's addressed to you. 31 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,160 [Lester] Me? I didn't order anything huge. 32 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,205 [Miller] Maybe you did, but you just don't remember. 33 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:21,498 -[power tool whirring] -[box opening] 34 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,960 [♪ Mysterious music playing] 35 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,588 [board thuds] 36 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,132 -It's a robot? -[LESTR robot buzzing] 37 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,842 -[both yelp] -Oh, Jesus. 38 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,260 -[Miller swatting] -[LESTR robot] Ouch. 39 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:35,387 Hello. Judging by your uniforms, 40 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,472 -we are colleagues. Neat! -[arms whirring] 41 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,433 I'm honored to join the staff. 42 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:40,809 I can open doors, 43 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:41,893 deliver packages, 44 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:44,980 and ease the burden of having to interact with the tenants. 45 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:47,983 Together, we will optimize the building's efficiency. 46 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,902 Ooh-hoo-hoo, it's one of those doorman robots. 47 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:52,863 I heard it can print things out of its butt. 48 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:53,947 Really? 49 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,574 [LESTR robot] My butt is not a printer. 50 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,576 -[Lester] Hmm. -[LESTR robot scanning] 51 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:59,870 I think there's a misunderstanding. 52 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:05,500 The Board bought you, but it doesn't mean I have to use you. 53 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,671 You're staying right down here, buddy. 54 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,174 -[♪ Curious music playing] -[water dripping] 55 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,259 [LESTR robot whirring and beeping] 56 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,803 [LESTR robot] Humans like to make me the bad guy, 57 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,765 like I'm the reason they don't talk to each other anymore. 58 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,601 But honestly, that's on them. [chiming] 59 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,645 [tenant 1] Could someone please clean up those muddy footsteps... 60 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:26,647 [staff member 1] 5D says their window is drafty... 61 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,440 [staff member 2] I need to go fix the leaky faucet in 6A... 62 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,484 [tenant 2] The elevator's making that weird sound again. 63 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,695 [LESTR robot] If used correctly, I could make their lives better. 64 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,990 Save them from mistakes, since I don't make any. 65 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,868 -[Lester] Randall! Randall! -[LESTR robot whirring] 66 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:42,120 I've been looking the other way too long. 67 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,831 [LESTR robot] People make so many mistakes. 68 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,291 [chiming] 69 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,794 [Randall panting] 70 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,173 [LESTR robot beeping] 71 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,388 Shh. 72 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,473 [♪ Dramatic music playing] 73 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,727 [LESTR robot powering down] 74 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:09,356 [traffic noise, cars honking] 75 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,982 [elevator bell dinging] 76 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:13,944 Oh, hey, guys. 77 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,362 [Oliver Putnam] Yeah, don't "hey, guys" us. 78 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,780 -We know it was you. -At the fountain. 79 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,532 [Charles-Haden Savage] With the elevator crank. 80 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,159 Sounded like we were playing Clue there. 81 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,452 Not intentional, but worked out nicely. 82 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:26,832 I hate to break it to you, but I have no idea what you're... 83 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,042 -Hey! -[LESTR robot] After you. 84 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,378 Quick, catch him! 85 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,964 I can't, I still have blisters from my Linda Lavin boots. 86 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,215 I'm not wearing underwear. 87 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,801 I certainly can't run in these things. 88 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:41,054 Honestly, I... I can't believe this has never happened to us before. 89 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,015 [Oliver snorts] 90 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:47,102 [♪ lively theme song playing] 91 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,019 [♪ Theme song concludes] 92 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:34,441 [LESTR robot] Nineteen days until move-out. 93 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,943 -Nineteen days until move-out. -[notification chiming] 94 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,614 [Mabel Mora] Randall's mom says she hasn't seen him in days, 95 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,949 so he could have left town. 96 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,203 Yeah, sure, a killer's mother never lies to protect her child. 97 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,288 I bet he's curled up in her bathtub right now 98 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:49,372 breathing through a reed. 99 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,916 [Uma Heller] Isn't this fun? 100 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:54,878 I'm homeless, but at least Camila White has a casino. 101 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,087 Cheers. 102 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:59,633 [LESTR robot] Just a reminder that you have 19 days left to pack your things. 103 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,468 Okay, can we scrap this yet? 104 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:04,095 Thirty-five cents a pound, I bet this big boy weighs... 105 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,806 -[Howard Morris] Don't you touch him! -[Oliver] Ow. 106 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,767 And I'd be careful, every other doorman is either dead or fled, 107 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:12,229 -so my LESTR is king of this palace. -[Oliver groans] 108 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,190 [LESTR robot] It's true that my power is now unchecked. 109 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,526 [Oliver grumbling] 110 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:21,279 We need to find Randall. For every reason now! 111 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,644 -[LESTR robot chirping] -We can do that in 19 days, right? 112 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:25,867 [phone dinging and buzzing] 113 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:34,918 -[LESTR robot] After you. -Yeah, thanks, I got it. 114 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,587 [♪ Delicate upbeat piano music playing] 115 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,882 [LESTR robot] Eight days until move-out. 116 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,343 Eight days until move-out. 117 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,345 [whirring] 118 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,973 Please help. I cannot get up the stairs. 119 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,058 -[Tony Caccimelio] Got it? -[Mikey Caccimelio] Of course. 120 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,143 -Yeah. -Lift from your legs. 121 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,103 [grunting] We got you. Okay. 122 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,481 -[LESTR robot] Picking up for 12F. -[Caccimelio brothers chattering] 123 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:56,565 [Nonna] Got 'em. 124 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,150 -Hey. Nonna's coming. -Coming in hot, coming in hot. 125 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,234 -[chair whirring] -Nonna. 126 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,610 -Hey, I got you. -Thank you, God. 127 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,905 -Hey, what number is that? -[Braden] Too late for these sevens? 128 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,448 -[Mikey] Two sevens? -[LESTR robot] Thank you. 129 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,908 -[Caccimelio brothers chattering] -Grazie, Nonna. 130 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:07,993 So, when was the last time Randall picked up the dry cleaning? 131 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,453 -[Johnny] Who's Randall? -[Braden] Randall's the... 132 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,912 That handsome guy, cool hair... 133 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,456 [Johnny] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, his hair is sick. 134 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,375 Oh! It was the same day Mom let us have nachos for breakfast. 135 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,085 -That's right. -I was gonna say that, actually, so... 136 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,837 That doesn't help me. 137 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,839 Well, we're only allowed to do that once a month. 138 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,132 -So, it's been a while? -[Vinny] Well... 139 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,009 -It's been a while. -Hasn't been a while 140 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,094 since me and Mom stayed up 141 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,846 real late last night, watched a bunch of movies 142 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,389 -and had a big ol' bowl of popcorn. -No, you didn't. 143 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,183 -[Johnny] What the fuck? -[Vinny] Yeah, we ate popcorn. 144 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:34,228 Now, I know you're a liar, 'cause Mom told me the whole city was out of popcorn. 145 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,313 -[overlapping chatter] -Was it caramel corn? 146 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,397 Fellas. 147 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,066 -Was it caramel corn? -[Johnny] You stayed up with Mom?! 148 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,109 -Someone has to know where Randall is. -[arguing continues] 149 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,820 Yeah, but his neighbors haven't seen him, 150 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,946 and he isn't using his credit cards or his phone. 151 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,282 I don't get it. People can't just disappear anymore. 152 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,201 [Tony] That's not f... I want popcorn with Mom! 153 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,869 -[LESTR robot] After you. -[door bells jingle] 154 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,787 Forty-nine famously doesn't come after 52. 155 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,247 -Yes, it does, dumb-ass. -Okay. 156 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:55,498 [door bells jingle] 157 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,667 [LESTR robot] [beeping] One day until move-out. 158 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,753 [whirring] Mr. Putnam, I have your burgers. 159 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:00,962 Also, reminder: 160 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,757 you were reducing your sodium to help with bloating. 161 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,592 Yeah, let me tell you something, asshole. 162 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:09,262 I'm in soft pants now. Waistline is deliberately bloat-friendly. 163 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:14,309 [Mabel] Well, loyal listeners, it is our last day in the building, 164 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,478 and how can I put this? 165 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:17,854 We ain't got shit! 166 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,898 -[LESTR robot whirring and beeping] -[Oliver sighs] 167 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:23,443 Would it cheer you up to show you this new place I'm thinking of moving to? 168 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,028 Who reads a room better than you? 169 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,863 Well, no, it's kinda great, we could all go. 170 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:29,366 Look, look at this. It's got daily activities, there you go, 171 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,702 group field trips, and an on-site estate lawyer, 172 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,371 -not sure what that is. -[LESTR robot thumping] 173 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,039 -Charles, this is a nursing home. -[LESTR robot] Ow. 174 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,248 It's not a nursing home. 175 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:40,710 Would a nursing home have a helpful string in the bathroom 176 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,629 where you can summon your own personal butler? 177 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,214 -[items crashing] -And the personal butler... 178 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,091 -[LESTR robot] Oh, no! -...is wearing a stethoscope? 179 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,010 -[Oliver] Mm-hmm. -Well, maybe it is a nursing home. 180 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,886 Honestly, put me there. 181 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,346 [LESTR robot] If someone could help, 182 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,557 I seem to be stuck in a labyrinth of defunct one-act plays. 183 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,435 Oliver, your apartment stresses me out. 184 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,146 -[LESTR robot] Thank you. -[Mabel] Don't you leave 185 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,939 for New Zealand in, like, two days? 186 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,065 I'm packed! 187 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,359 These are all the items I'll be carrying on. 188 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,195 This looks like the world's saddest Planet Hollywood. 189 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:08,447 -[LESTR robot] I need to... -[thudding] 190 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,531 Thank you. 191 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,991 Mabel, thought about where you're going? 192 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,576 -I'm not sure. -[LESTR robot] Ouch. 193 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,162 I have this friend who has a place in the Maldives. 194 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,623 The Maldives? What friend? 195 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,417 [phone chiming, buzzing] 196 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,669 [gasps] Randall just posted. 197 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:25,296 Oh, well, of course he did, because kids today 198 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,799 can't not post, even if it gets them arrested. 199 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,635 -Mabel, does it say where he is? -It sure does. 200 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:31,720 Cuba. 201 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,684 "Hola y adios from Cuba. 202 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,145 Old Randall down for a new start." 203 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:44,190 They don't extradite in Cuba. Does that mean...? 204 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,859 That's it. 205 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:50,196 Our probable murderer, our last lead, up in smoke. 206 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,699 [LESTR robot] [buzzes] Would a moving day checklist help? 207 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,118 [sighing] Okay, that's it. 208 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,244 I give up. 209 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:57,495 -No! -Don't say that. 210 00:08:57,579 --> 00:09:00,999 Guys, everything I've worked for is gone. 211 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,001 Nothing we try works. 212 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,129 I just really wanna go home, buy a pack of White Claws, 213 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,507 throw my shit in a box, and get fucked up, you know? 214 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,593 [♪ Somber music playing] 215 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:12,969 [LESTR robot whirring] 216 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,804 [LESTR robot] After you. 217 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,308 [Charles] Is she right? 218 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,102 Did we lose the Arconia and fail Lester? 219 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:24,189 [♪ Somber music continues] 220 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,274 [front door closes] 221 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,276 -[people chattering] -[Teddy chuckles] 222 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,279 Teddy Dimas? 223 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,697 Am I already drunk? 224 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:35,700 Sweetheart, long time no see. 225 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,369 I'm waiting on my company van to come move my stuff. 226 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:42,082 Is this the same van that you used to try to kidnap me? 227 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,625 Oh, right. 228 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,043 Good times. 229 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,629 So, do you believe this? I finally get outta jail, 230 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,798 and everybody's moving out. 231 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:54,135 I'm drinking through it. Wanna join me and some non-toilet wine? 232 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,595 Absolutely. 233 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,101 And by the way, now that you're out of prison, 234 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,228 the "non-toilet" thing is implied. 235 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,689 Force of habit. [sighs] I really changed in the clink. 236 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,858 Weren't you in one of those white-collar, 237 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,861 like, minimum-security prisons with a tennis court? 238 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,949 Doesn't change the fact that the joint is a lonely place. 239 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,493 Sometimes, I'd go days, 240 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,411 and the only human interaction I'd have 241 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:23,998 would be my Duolingo teacher in my AirPods. 242 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,334 But I now speak fluent Italian. 243 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:31,005 I hope you enjoy your Brunello di Montalcino. 244 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,758 -Salute. -[LESTR robot beeping and buzzing] 245 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,136 [LESTR robot] 6B, no consuming alcohol in the common spaces. 246 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,764 14E of the West Tower, 247 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,475 no exercise apparatus allowed in the lobby. 248 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:46,187 My buyer from Facebook Marketplace is due here any minute. 249 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:51,693 [panting] I still have enough time to catch my 30th ride with Cody. 250 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,194 Hey, hey! 251 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:56,030 Your robot. He's making up fake rules! 252 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,867 How dare you call LESTR a liar. 253 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,285 I'm pulling up the by-laws. 254 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,998 [LESTR robot whirring, beeping loudly] 255 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,666 [LESTR robot] Denied. 256 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,127 W-Why is my retinal scan being denied? 257 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,753 Babe, you need me to move closer? 258 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,047 [LESTR robot] [chiming] Retinal scan no longer valid. 259 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,675 I belong to a new administrator now, 260 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,136 Camila White's EVP of security. 261 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,763 You replaced me with someone and you don't even know their name? 262 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,099 [LESTR robot] I know their eyes, and they unlock me. 263 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,809 After everything I've done for you? 264 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,771 I'm not gonna be ignored, LESTR. 265 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,065 Hey, you wanna keep it down? If Cody shouts me out 266 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,610 and I can't hear it, I'm gonna lose my shit. 267 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,364 -Wine me, bitches. -We call ourselves the Givvie-Uppies. 268 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,366 Since when are you a quitter? 269 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,036 Since now. I am done investigating. 270 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,913 What the fuck did you just say? 271 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:48,041 I know. [sighs] Where was this fun quitting attitude 272 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,627 when it came to a cute family of grave robbers? 273 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:52,837 What are you doing here? 274 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,215 I wanted to come see you on your last night. 275 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:59,302 Damn, I cannot believe this place is going away. 276 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,472 And I can't believe I actually give a shit either, but here we are. 277 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,850 [LESTR robot] [chiming] Hello. Visitors must sign the log. 278 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,101 Your mama. 279 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:10,730 [LESTR robot] [beeping] Tenant request, 14C. I'll be back. 280 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,732 [♪ Quirky music playing] 281 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:16,402 -I loved you in 2001: A Space Odyssey. -[LESTR robot] [chiming] 282 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,530 "Brazzos fan mail '84 to '89. 283 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,158 Glasses." 284 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,452 [LESTR robot whirring] 285 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,747 [LESTR robot] 14C, I have the tape you requested. 286 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,583 [tape ripping] 287 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,834 Thank you. 288 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:35,213 [LESTR robot whirring] 289 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,259 -And, done packing. -[Oliver] Great news! 290 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:43,054 I figured out how we're gonna celebrate our last night in the Arconia. 291 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,806 Oh, you're finally gonna start packing? 292 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,266 Absolutely not. 293 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,102 The theme of the night is The Last Supper. 294 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,438 [laughing rapidly] I love a cheeky Bible reference. 295 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:56,234 Okay, picture this. Us in robes breaking bread, 296 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,112 and me at the center of my long dining room table 297 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,531 looking very generous. 298 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,369 If we do our jobs right, it will rival the original. 299 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,955 I can't make it. I'm going to a... a baseball game 300 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,540 with, uh, Jim Geronimo. 301 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,500 Who the hell is Jim Geronimo? 302 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,502 Well, actually, uh, I'm not sure. 303 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,796 I was just going through my old Rolodex 304 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,090 seeing what friends I might still have outside the building. 305 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,801 And apparently, uh, Jim Geronimo and I met 306 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:25,096 when we linked arms at Hands Across America. 307 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,849 Tonight's the night you decided to make friends? 308 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,732 The night you should be saying goodbye to the friends you already have? 309 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,896 Last Supper, long table, us?! 310 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,898 I'm sorry, but kick-off is at 7:00 p.m. 311 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,818 See? You don't even know baseball. 312 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,030 For example, "kick-off" is a Rockettes term. 313 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,990 Well, since investigating murders in our building 314 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:48,202 is no longer on the menu, I'm hobby-hunting. 315 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,123 And new-friends-hunting. 316 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,502 Fine. 317 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,173 I don't need to force someone to give me closure. 318 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,676 I'm off to find Mabel. 319 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,304 [choking up] I only need one disciple, anyway. 320 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,852 [LESTR robot] [beeping] Intruder in the gaming parlor. 321 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,855 [beeping] Intruder in the gaming parlor. 322 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,190 [beeping continues] 323 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:22,361 [♪ Melancholy music playing] 324 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:26,908 Intruder in the gaming parlor. Intruder in the gaming parlor. 325 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:31,037 The gaming parlor is off limits to tenants. 326 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,122 The gaming parlor is off limits to... 327 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,832 Go away, Speak n' Spell! 328 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,337 Mora, let me talk to you for a minute. So, you're done investigating? 329 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,005 Are you crazy? 330 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,174 The one thing that you're actually good at? 331 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,301 Yes, and I'm fine with it. 332 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,179 -Oh. -I have a lot of irons in the fire. 333 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,680 Oh, okay, name one. 334 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,850 Well, they're not, you know, "job" irons, 335 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:57,146 but I did get offered to go yachting with Jay Pflug. 336 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,482 -Excuse me? -[sipping loudly, gulping] 337 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,151 I feel like my daughter just told me she's hopping on a pole. 338 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:06,280 I've been saying no because, of course, but... 339 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,490 Mm-hmm? 340 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,160 I am curious to see if there is a good guy in there. 341 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:16,207 And a week on a yacht might be a good way to figure it out. 342 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,960 I don't know, is that the worst thing ever? God. 343 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,419 No. 344 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,921 It's just not who we are. 345 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,925 You and me, we don't give a damn about looking at vistas all day. 346 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,553 If there's a problem out there, we have to get in there. 347 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,473 [phone dinging] 348 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,685 Yep, like right fucking now. 349 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,520 I gotta go. Official police business. 350 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,981 B-B-But maybe that's my problem. 351 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,775 Jay was telling me about his guru. 352 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,110 Guru? 353 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,197 She says most suffering in Western civilization 354 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,367 comes from this need to achieve. 355 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,621 Uh, that's a shoe print, isn't it? 356 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,333 [♪ Mysterious music playing] 357 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,921 No, it's a flip-flop print. 358 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,006 But half the flop. 359 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,925 And it's facing towards us, 360 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,052 which means the other half came from... 361 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,441 [panel creaking] 362 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,819 -Okay, fuck the yacht. -I can do five more minutes. 363 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,906 [♪ Quirky mysterious music playing] 364 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,034 Blood spatter. 365 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,662 And look at these white dots. 366 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,998 It's the same paint from Nicky's clothes? 367 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,710 I bet you this is probably how they smuggled Nicky's body out of here. 368 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,219 [door squeaking] 369 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,805 Holy shit, this leads out to Caccimelio's dry cleaners. 370 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,682 That's where Nicky was found! 371 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,688 What the fuck is that? 372 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,482 [grunts] 373 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,736 This is the background from Randall's Instagram post. 374 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:12,698 He's not in Cuba, the motherfucker's still in the building. 375 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,413 -[♪ Quirky music playing] -[people chattering] 376 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,749 Oh. There he is. 377 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,544 You know, I used to grease those wheels real good. 378 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,381 -[cheese cube thuds] -[Uma] My wheels used to be greased. 379 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,674 [Teddy chuckles] 380 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,426 Howard, you haven't changed a bit. 381 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,929 -[kiss smacking] -[chuckles] Did I hear you speak Italian? 382 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,472 I once took an Italian night course. 383 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,099 -Really? -Sì. 384 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,892 [Oliver] There's only 81 home games a year. 385 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,144 -Who knows when you'll get another chance? -Wait. 386 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,731 -Teddy? -[Teddy Dimas] Hey, boys. 387 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,986 Back from prison for ten hours before I guess I move to Boca. 388 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,280 -Oh. -So, how's tricks? What's new? 389 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,657 Well, I remarried. 390 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,118 Ooh, I love your wives. Is she hot? 391 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,953 -[Teddy chuckles] -[Oliver growls] 392 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,955 Too soon. I heard it. 393 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,249 Pull up a box, boys, we're having a last night block party. 394 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,418 -Uh, I'm actually on my way out. -[Teddy] What? 395 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,837 -On our last night? -Thank you! 396 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,965 Oh, you know who knows how to throw a last-night party? 397 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,466 The guys in the clink. 398 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:16,304 For my Bon Voyage, they did a whole Last Suppe r theme. 399 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,347 -You did not just say that. -[Teddy] Yeah. 400 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,267 A guy who did a triple homicide washed my feet. 401 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,103 [Vince Fish] Anybody. Anybody. I can't unclip. 402 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,522 Cody, Cody. Clipping instructions! 403 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,607 [Peloton beeping] 404 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,816 Guys! 405 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:32,486 Update in the case! Randall is in the building. 406 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,654 How? Where? 407 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,698 I... I don't know, but we gotta go look. 408 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,534 Yes, we're back! Where's the murder board? 409 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,203 Oh, uh, I might have, uh, thrown it out. 410 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,955 -Wha... -You what?! 411 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,416 -What is wrong with you? -Well, we didn't need it anymore. 412 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,127 But w-where's your sense of sentimentality? 413 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,797 -Of ceremony? -Let me move forward, Oliver. 414 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,675 Okay, you are such a weird, emotionless robot. 415 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,637 LESTR, You need a date? I found your soulmate. 416 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,931 I swear to God, Charles, if you touch a button on his carriage... 417 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,099 [mimics cutting] 418 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,602 Robot, text all of the residents, 419 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,480 have 'em come down to the lobby for an emergency building meeting. 420 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,857 Yes. Our last building meeting. 421 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,442 Can we show up drunk? 422 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,653 Delivery for 6C? 423 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,155 6C has been gone for weeks. 424 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,658 [LESTR robot] [chiming] That's true. You're right. 425 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,409 Oh, my God. Have I died? 426 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,287 Did you just admit I'm right for the first time in your life? 427 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:28,000 Wait, who ordered food to an empty apartment? 428 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,669 [LESTR robot] Randall Winston. 429 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,046 He is currently squatting in 6C. 430 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:35,049 -Wait, what? -Why didn't you tell us? 431 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,676 [LESTR robot] You never asked me. 432 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,386 [Howard] Is that what happened? 433 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,429 I didn't ask enough questions? 434 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,848 Well, I can be curious, baby. 435 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,268 [Oliver and Charles] To 6C! 436 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,980 I'm taking that. 437 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,274 Howard, are you fucking that thing? 438 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,110 [knocking at door] 439 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,569 [LESTR robot] Delivery. 440 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,656 -[Charles] Randall. -How's Cuba? 441 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,034 Look, I-I can explain. 442 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,869 [♪ Thrilling music playing] 443 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,121 [Mabel] Hey! 444 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,747 I think he's found our Achilles' heel. 445 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,499 To the elevator! 446 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,583 [elevator dings] 447 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,210 [♪ Thrilling music continues] 448 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,837 -[Mabel] Hey! Catch him! -[Oliver] Stop him! 449 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,921 [Charles] Get him! 450 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,340 Fuck, am I gonna have to run, too? 451 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,424 [shouting and grunting] 452 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:17,967 -Stop him! -Don't let him get away! 453 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,010 I'll get him. Here I go! I got him! 454 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,221 I got... Oh, oh God. Oh, these are slippery. 455 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,305 [Oliver] Stop him! 456 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,474 [grunting and thudding] 457 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,351 [tenants gasping] 458 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,728 -[Randall grunting] -[Mabel] Oh, my God. 459 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:29,937 Theo! 460 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:33,691 -[tenants clamoring] -My company van is here. And my son. 461 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,527 -[Randall panting] -Hey, no, don't worry. 462 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,695 He's the murderer. 463 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:42,074 Of course he is. I know what building I'm in. 464 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,535 -I know. -Randall, how could you do it? 465 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,870 Sweet old Lester? 466 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,457 And why? 'Cause you wanted his job? 467 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,292 I didn't do anything! 468 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,377 We saw you in the courtyard. 469 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,463 You were holding the bloody elevator crank. 470 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,381 Lester told me not to say anything. 471 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,676 Yeah. Lester. 472 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:02,887 The real human one. 473 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:06,056 You withheld case information because Lester told you to? 474 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,558 -[sighing] -[Charles] And the only person 475 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,644 who can confirm this is Lester? Who is dead. 476 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,731 -Which is convenient. -I don't think it's convenient. 477 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:19,236 God, I wish someone else had been there. 478 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,863 [LESTR robot] I was there. 479 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,240 [tenants gasping and murmuring] 480 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,575 You were there? 481 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,285 [LESTR robot] The original model was, 482 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,205 before he got subsequently tossed from the roof. 483 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,333 But all his old files were uploaded into me. 484 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,959 I can show you. 485 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,252 Lights to dim. 486 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:36,921 [whirring] 487 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,299 What the hell is that? 488 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,135 Howard's ex. 489 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,434 [LESTR robot] Would you remove my hat, please? 490 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,685 [Mabel] Oh. 491 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:53,604 [LESTR robot] Thank you. 492 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,147 [crowd murmuring] 493 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,899 [projector buzzing] 494 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,487 [Lester] Randall! Randall! 495 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,948 Oh, my God. Lester, are you bleeding? 496 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:08,702 [panting] I need you to take the wedding shrimp to Mr. Putnam. 497 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,789 -What are you talking about? -The shrimp in the fridge 498 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,874 down the hall, take it to 10D now! 499 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,043 Alright. I got it. I got it. 500 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,171 But are you okay? Who hurt you? 501 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,673 [Lester panting] 502 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,759 [Lester] It's... It's not my blood. 503 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,594 I didn't mean to hurt anybody. 504 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,847 I couldn't let that mobster take down my building. 505 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,765 I've been looking the other way too long. 506 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,853 Lester, did you kill somebody? 507 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,191 You're gonna be a great doorman. 508 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,486 But don't say a word about what you know, for your own safety. 509 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,906 -[Randall Winston] My safety? -Just get the shrimp to Oliver. 510 00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,991 -He'll know what to do. -[Randall] Okay. Alright. 511 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,076 [Lester] And, uh... [panting] 512 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:53,080 I saved the old Arconia with a piece of the old Arconia. 513 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,832 [softly chuckles] Life. 514 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,084 [♪ Melancholy music playing] 515 00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:01,255 -Now, go. Take care of my place. -[Randall] Okay. Shrimp, 10D. Shrimp, 10D. 516 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,179 -[projector beeping] -[lights click] 517 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,059 [LESTR robot whirring] 518 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,728 Lester killed Nicky? 519 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,105 Bird-watching, adorable Lester? 520 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,567 He did it for the building. 521 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,778 So there wouldn't be any more crime. 522 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,283 So you all wouldn't lose your home. 523 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,953 [♪ Melancholy music continues] 524 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,705 [sighs] He did it for you. 525 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:41,295 So, if Lester killed Nicky, who killed Lester? 526 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:42,546 [Randall] I don't know. 527 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,925 I took the shrimp to your place, and when I came back, 528 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,384 he was dead. 529 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,637 I saw the crank and I panicked. 530 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,931 [sighs] I put it in Nicky's office, 531 00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:54,600 'cause I didn't want anyone to think that Lester was a killer. 532 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,936 He was counting on us to finish the job. 533 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,314 That's why he left us the finger in the shrimp. 534 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,399 And we failed. 535 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:04,151 We didn't solve the case. 536 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:08,697 And we lost the building he died trying to protect. 537 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,492 We owe it to him to find his killer before we go. 538 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,243 -Right, right. -[LESTR robot whining] 539 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:15,746 You're right. I mean, we still have a few more hours. 540 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,790 We can't give up now. 541 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,296 Alright, Apostles. 542 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:29,802 On this last holy night, we have dips, and a case to solve. 543 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,888 Thank the Lord, and Miller... 544 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,892 for returning our murder board to us. 545 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:41,146 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some water 546 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:44,775 to turn into a big pitcher of Cosmos. 547 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:46,402 [chuckles] 548 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:52,700 -Hey, remember that blizzard in '96... -[LESTR robot whirring] 549 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:56,036 ...when we had that crazy snowball fight in the courtyard? 550 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,997 Yeah, that was cute. 551 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,250 Till I slipped and wrenched the fuck outta my back. 552 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,293 But a nice man helped me up. 553 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,795 Hey, that was me! 554 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,505 I remember you said, 555 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:10,259 "Hey, get your filthy hands the hell off of me." 556 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:13,429 -Ah, that's a nice memory. -It was. 557 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,765 Buy me a sandwich sometime? 558 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,477 Oh, yeah. Happily. 559 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,813 [♪ Plucky music playing] 560 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,356 [Howard] Ugh. 561 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,694 Where is Charles? 562 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,612 [LESTR robot whirring] 563 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,198 Oh. 564 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,616 -[LESTR robot] Hello. -Oh, hey. 565 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,785 Yeah, I'm doing really good. 566 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,704 I'm just so busy, so... 567 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,291 -See you around. -[LESTR robot] After you. 568 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,214 Howard, why do you let that robot get to you? 569 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:52,009 Look at you. You've got a lot going on. 570 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:54,303 And you have a boyfriend. What's his name? 571 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,222 If anyone in this building ever listened to me, 572 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,349 they would know that Jonathan is on tour 573 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,226 with Thoroughly Modern Millie. 574 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,563 He broke up with me weeks ago. 575 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:05,939 -Oh. -[Howard sobbing] 576 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,110 [sobbing continues] 577 00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:12,863 I'm sorry. I... I know how it feels to be lonely. 578 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,202 I used to be the center of my mother's world. 579 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,788 And then, she died. 580 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:24,375 You know, it might surprise you to know, but having seven foster cats 581 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,001 wasn't exactly me thriving. 582 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,004 Ditto for the cadaver dog. 583 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,341 And that little pig was a cry for help. 584 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:36,637 When Jonathan broke up with me, I felt like, 585 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,639 "Great, I have nobody, again." 586 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,141 So, yeah, 587 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:44,478 maybe I invested a little too much 588 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,522 in a robot that doesn't care about me. 589 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,692 -[LESTR robot whirring] -[voice breaking] But Charles, 590 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,495 it felt so good to have any kind of partner. 591 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,738 I never found my people in this building. 592 00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:57,282 Not like you did. 593 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:01,161 Look, we have done a bad job 594 00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:03,163 of checking in with each other in this building. 595 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,373 [Howard sniffles] 596 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,624 And that's on us. 597 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:10,546 It's easy to assume that everyone is just okay, but sometimes... 598 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,173 they just aren't. 599 00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:14,925 -Mm. -And... 600 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:18,595 it's easy to forget to be a good neighbor. 601 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,557 [Howard sobbing] 602 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,019 Well, Charles... 603 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:32,150 [sighs] You know, I'm not the biggest fan 604 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:35,571 of religious iconography, but I gotta say, 605 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,489 Putnam can throw one hell of a Last Supper. 606 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,911 There's still room for another apostle, if you want to join us. 607 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:46,874 Okay. 608 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:51,712 Maybe I should go ask forgiveness from Oliver... 609 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,464 our Lord and Savior. 610 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,429 [Howard sniffling] 611 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,889 [knocking at door] 612 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,849 [LESTR robot chiming] 613 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,226 -Oh! -Jay. 614 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,686 Here you are! 615 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,855 Third apartment is the charm. 616 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:10,981 Ready to go? 617 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,192 To the Maldives? 618 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,111 Oh, uh... [exhales sharply] 619 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:18,530 Yeah, I am not doing that. 620 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,743 Oh. Um... 621 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,704 Did I misread? [chuckles] 622 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:30,334 No, you texted, "I could be a boat bitch." 623 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,501 [Mabel] Mm. 624 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:35,005 Look, I'm investigating, and you're a suspect. 625 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,424 So, either A, you show me you're a good guy 626 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:40,677 and tell me what you know, or B, we go our separate ways. 627 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,512 There's also C, 628 00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:44,222 we go to the Maldives. 629 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,558 Hang out, tan. 630 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,602 Make murder someone else's problem? 631 00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,271 Right. 632 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:53,815 I'm here with a bunch of people 633 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:56,151 who are losing their homes, Jay. 634 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:59,947 And if you had won that casino bid, 635 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:02,532 other people would be losing their homes. 636 00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:07,955 So, you wanna make the world a better place? 637 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,916 Stop making it worse. 638 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,673 [whirring] 639 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,094 Hey. 640 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:26,181 Hey. Aren't you late for your game? 641 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,934 I'm not going to the baseball game. 642 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:31,061 [whirring] 643 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,813 I don't need new friends. 644 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,982 Plus, I found out that two years ago, 645 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:37,567 Jim Geronimo was eaten by a bear. 646 00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,904 Well, I'm glad I beat the dead guy. 647 00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:45,826 Look, I... I... I didn't want to come to a closing ceremony, 648 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,662 because I don't wanna close anything. 649 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,706 You think I do? 650 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:55,585 Well, you and Mabel both have some place to go after this. 651 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,421 Someone will take you in. 652 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:58,880 You're married. 653 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:00,215 [♪ Melancholy music playing] 654 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:01,299 Right. 655 00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:05,887 You know, of all my showstopping productions, 656 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:08,306 this podcast was my favorite. 657 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,728 And some of that has to do with you. 658 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:18,025 Mostly Mabel, but... but... you got in there. 659 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,613 [Charles sighs] 660 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:25,615 Hmm. 661 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,871 -[items rustling] -Charles, what are you doing? 662 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,084 Would you sign this? 663 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,587 Charles, this is my apartment. 664 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:41,923 For the next few hours. 665 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:43,884 Please? 666 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:47,971 What, are you being sentimental? 667 00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:50,766 Well, it's a little piece of the Arconia 668 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:54,227 signed by the investigators who solved four murders. 669 00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:56,605 -Imagine if we'd made it five. -Mm. 670 00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,233 [sighs] "Dear..." 671 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:03,320 -Charles. -Ch-Charles, Charles. 672 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:05,655 -Haden. -Haden. 673 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,659 -[Charles] Savage. -[Oliver] Savage. 674 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:12,454 Hey, did we ever figure out what this is from? 675 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:15,123 Pictures of the floor? Really? 676 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,584 You should have been canceled after season two. 677 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:18,668 [Mabel] Mm. 678 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:20,128 Wait. 679 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:21,755 I've seen that scuff mark. 680 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,715 We found that in front of my freezer. 681 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:26,510 We think it was left by whoever stole the finger. 682 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:29,221 If you're looking for whoever made those marks, 683 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,847 I can tell you who did. 684 00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:32,265 Him. 685 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:33,850 [whirring and beeping] 686 00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:36,061 -The robot? -Yeah, I've been cleaning up his marks 687 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,146 -off the lobby floor for weeks. -Come on, quick. 688 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,315 We'll grab him and throw him off the roof. 689 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,275 No, wait, we did that already. 690 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:45,654 No one is killing the robot. 691 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,950 -This robot is innocent. -[beeping] 692 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:52,160 Sure, sometimes he drips ink. 693 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,579 Yeah, from the printer in his butt. 694 00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:57,666 But that is not his scuff. 695 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:01,920 This scuff is from something else. 696 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,341 I know, because my mother, God rest her soul, 697 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:09,761 spent her final years in a motorized chair. 698 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:13,181 I spared no expense when it came to Mother, 699 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,685 which is why she had the very best, 700 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:20,188 the Pride Jazzy Elite HD, in lilac, 701 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,815 and it made this exact mark. 702 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:25,652 Oh, my God, Howard. You solved it. 703 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,530 -I did? -Guys. 704 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,240 A Jazzy scooter? 705 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:32,868 Oh, my God. 706 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,121 You solved it, Howard. 707 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:39,624 You really did. 708 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,169 [Howard chuckles] 709 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:45,338 [LESTR robot] So, go ahead and make me the bad guy. 710 00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:50,010 But the one thing I can't do is act out of malice. 711 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,804 [scooter whirring, wheels scuffing] 712 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:57,142 There are some things that humans will always be better at than machines. 713 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:01,479 One of those things is evil. 714 00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:03,648 [Johnny and Tony chuckling] 715 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,902 -Bada-bing. -That is my Nonna. 716 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,987 [chuckles] 717 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:10,947 Go on, say it. 718 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,283 You stole our finger! 719 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:15,452 -[Caccimelio brothers] Hey, hey! -[overlapping shouting] 720 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:16,536 -Hey! -Watch your tone! 721 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:17,621 Where do you think you're from? 722 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,707 [♪ Dramatic music playing] 723 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,254 [LESTR robot buzzing and whirring] 724 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:29,508 DAMMIT. 725 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:30,592 [LESTR robot chiming] 726 00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:34,596 [♪ Dramatic suspenseful music playing] 727 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:24,562 [♪ Music ends] 728 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,565 [♪ Fanfare playing]56252

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