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INSTRUCTION FOR TWO

Translation and adaptation ELENA VELISARIE

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

I am confident, I am capable

and I deserve this promotion.

Lunch meeting, at the sushi place, 12:45.

- Lou, what's wrong? - I asked for almond milk.

I'm sure that's what I asked him. I mean. I guess.

Can you tell I cried?

- Yeah, it shows. - What about now?

- That's better. - He hates me.

He doesn't hate you. He hates us all equally.

But don't let it affect you. Remember what your therapist told you.

- Watch what you're doing there! - Thank you.

Hi, Gina!

Mom, come on! That was four years ago.

I apologized.

You live in Pasadena. You have no idea what stress is.

Because I hardly know him! I don't have time to fix his business.

Okay. I'll think about it.

I said I'm thinking about it.

Got a new jacket? It's very chic.

- What do you want, Kate? - Good...

First, I want to thank you.

I've been here for three years and I've loved every minute I've worked

for a marketing firm so dynamic.

I've learned a lot from you

and I think I'm ready to take it to the next level.

Perfect. Talk to Lou to schedule an exit interview.

No, you misunderstand. I'm not quitting.

I suggest you promote me.

You want a promotion?

I think I'm ready for that.

I work hard, I'm a good team player,

I'm passionate about marketing...

- I work well in a team. - You said that before.

- Can I start over? - You don't have to. The answer is no.

You're a good marketing director,

but you're disorganized, always distracted

and unable to be punctual.

I see you sneaking in every morning.

It's a huge glass wall, Kate. I see everything.

Not just every morning...

You started your work day for 45 minutes, and you did nothing.

Absolutely nothing! Right?

- Yes... - Uh-huh. We're done.

Wait! Sit down!

My mom nags me to help my cousin.

Turns out he owns a gym in a small town forgotten by the world.

Far below our usual clientele, but family is important,

as it says in the e-mail in capital letters.

So I propose a deal.

Take me off this burden, try not to ruin everything

and we'll see if we can find you a vice presidential slot.

Okay...

- It says Cashmere. - Uh-huh.

Turns out it's not just a material that vegetarians want to eliminate,

but a little town forgotten by the world.

- My grandmother lives there. - Excellent!

This way, we will save a fortune on expenses.

- You can stay with her. - No, Gina.

- My grandma's a little too direct. - Meeting adjourned.

Okay.

Okay. Perfect! Perfect! Cashmere it is.

Thank you, Gina! I won't let you down.

It's fine. You're gonna be fine. You're a grown woman.

You're no longer a child that you could...

Grandma!

What are you doing?

The branches of that old tree drove me mad.

Maybe you shouldn't be doing this on your own.

I booked a table at the club, for lunch.

Rain check. I have something to do.

Pardon me. I have to get ready for a meeting.

Do you know how many strings I had to pull to get a table at 1:00?

My God! How long do you intend to stay?

Depends on how long it takes me to save a deal.

- Great! - Don't forget your underwear in there.

- Where are you going? - To the club!

I'm not gonna miss such a reservation.

Okay.

- I love you. - I love you.

What the...

That can't be good.

What?

Are you going to hit me with your heel?

You have three seconds to tell me what you're doing on your motorcycle.

I found this ad in town and came to see the bike.

What?!

Put the shoe down, lady!

Why would grandma do that?

He knows how much the family cares to this motorcycle.

I'm a reasonable guy. I'll give you 500 bucks cash.

- I'll get rid of her today. - 500? What planet do you live on?

The problem with motorcycles is...

Spare me! I know everything there is to know about motorcycles.

I understand. Can you show me, please, which is the hull?

I don't have to answer to your questions. I don't know you.

I don't know who you are.

You know what? Have your grandma call me.

I won't do that.

- You have serious attitude problems. - And you have a serious hearing problem.

The bike is not for sale!

We'll see.

- Tell him to call me! - I'm not telling him anything!

It was awful meeting you. I hope I never see you again.

Hello! Nice to meet you.

No, I look like a leprechaun.

I'm gonna be late. Let's see...

How stupid...

Dear God...

Hi! I'm Rose. Leave a message. I'll call you when I get home.

Grandma, it's Kate. Listen...

I say that with all due respect, but have you lost your mind?

Grandpa's motorcycle?

I just heard from a stranger that you're going to sell it.

How could you do that? You know how much this means to me.

I gotta go. I'm really late for a meeting.

But when I get back, we'll talk.

Don't sell the bike! And we're out of butter. Bye!

- Hello! - Hi! Hi! Hi! Would you like to order?

Yes...

- Actually, can I see that ad? - Uh, of course.

- Here you go! - Thank you!

Uh, sorry. My grandfather's bike. Grandma's temporarily lost her mind.

You're not interested in the subject. I don't know why I'm telling you.

I'm looking for a guy named Thomas.

Thomas Rafferty. He's a personal trainer,

so he's probably wearing a shirt too small and sweating excessively.

Uh, you know what? I think I saw him. I think I saw him.

Thomas?

Hello, Thomas. It's Kate.

No way...

Bro...

Hi!

You're late.

- Can I get you a coffee? - Uh, uh, yeah. Whatever you think is good.

- Thomas, as usual? Plain? - Please. Thank you, Tracy.

You're welcome.

I feel like I should just take the bull by the horns.

I was a little hostile with you,

but I care a lot about that motorcycle and I thought you were kind of patronizing me.

- Apology accepted. - It wasn't an apology, it was an explanation.

Let's drop the motorcycle story and get down to business. Okay?

Uh, sure. You're 15 minutes late.

- You said that before. - Yeah, I've said that.

So, Gina is your cousin. Oh, that's great! Are you two close?

I haven't seen her in a long time, but when I see her, she calls me Paul.

Is she a good boss?

He told me you have a business in the fitness business.

Yes. Boot camp.

People sign up for one hour a day, five days a week,

intensive training sessions.

Okay. Sorry, but Gina's assistant didn't write down the name of your business.

I just told you. "Boot camp.

Yes, but what's it called?

"Boot Camp".

Is a training camp called boot camp?

- Yeah. - You must have thought about it a lot...

I was a member of the Coast Guard. We tell it like it is.

- Here you go! - Thank you!

- I hope you enjoy it. - Thank you.

The coffee is very good.

So...

Sorry, I'm trying to find your accounts on the social networks.

I don't use social networks.

- What? You gotta be kidding. - No, I'm not kidding.

- Okay, but do you have a website? - No, I don't like the internet.

I don't like driving either, but I get where I need to go faster.

Thomas, when people pay for your classes,

don't just pay for a workout, they're investing in your brand.

You know what?

I have class tomorrow morning. Why don't you come and see what they're like?

Perfect! Great idea! I'd love to come and observe.

No, come and participate. The session starts at 06:00.

- Six? - Yes. Right on the dot.

Okay.

Looks... great. I'll be there.

- Are we leaving? Are we done? - We're done.

- Splendid! - There's a little cream on your face.

- You could have told me! - I told you now.

- Excuse me! - Hi. Hi. Hi.

- Excellent coffee, by the way! - Thanks!

I hate to do this, but you didn't pay.

Oh my God! I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

- I assumed Thomas was paying. - No, he insisted you pay separately.

Charming.

- I'll get your change. - No, please, that's not necessary.

Seriously, I haven't had coffee this good.

Thank you.

- Are you gonna work with Thomas? - Uh, I'm working with Thomas?

Can I ask you something? It's always...

Yes. But he's a very good coach.

- You go to his classes? - Five times a week.

They're difficult, but you get good results.

The business has potential, but it needs a push in the right direction.

Or a kick.

- I'm Tracy, by the way. - Uh, Kate. Nice to meet you.

- Me too. See you tomorrow? - Of course.

Good! See you tomorrow!

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.

What's that?

It's a recipe from my new cooking class.

So?

- When did you sign up for the course? - Is she that bad?

No, it's... delicious. Uh, thank you.

Have you organized your clothes?

Did you hear about your cousin Marie?

He bought a second home in the Hamptons.

The Hamptons, Katherine!

Do you have any idea how much the real estate there?

I can imagine.

- He invited me there for the summer. - Sorry, did you get my message?

Yes.

- And it's just a motorcycle, Katherine. - You know it's more than that.

It's old, it's broken, and it's messing me up.

Your grandfather would have wanted to be used,

not gathering dust in the barn.

Maybe I can get it fixed.

Forgive me...

- Please be serious! - I am serious.

- I could try to fix it. - You're kind of... messy.

Besides, you didn't come here on business?

You could at least let me try.

Okay, you can try.

But if you can't fix it, sell it.

I can't stand to see it rust something with so much potential.

- Soup is terrible. - Yeah, it's not very good.

We are so late...

That's it! Keep going! Bravo!

Excellent!

- You're 45 minutes late. - Sorry, I have a problem with the alarm.

Not interested. Sit in plank position. Now! Now!

Okay.

So...

Hold your position.

Keep...

I have to take this. Hold your position until I come back.

- How long will it take? - Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

He's probably talking to the building super.

I don't think they're looking at us.

Are you kidding? How am I gonna get that much?

He doesn't look very happy.

- Where are the others? - What do you mean?

- His trainees. Where are they? - It's just me.

- Are you his only client? - Uh, just me.

Coming.

Let's get moving. Come on! Let's move!

Have you ever seen him smile?

He's a little grumpy, but he's got a sensitive side... I hope so.

I can't believe you're his only client.

God, did I forget my phone?

That's a shame, because he's a coach coach.

I finally have abdominal muscles. I never had abs. Now I have four.

- I gotta get to the bakery. - Good luck.

Hi!

The session really motivated me. Seriously!

I didn't realize you only had one client. That changes things a little, but...

It's okay, I can adapt. How do you feel? Are you excited?

Look, you seem like a person pretty nice, but...

- You're too unstable for me. - What?

You're 45 minutes late. I need, uh. someone I can count on,

that can quickly turn around this business.

Frankly, I don't think you're the man for the job.

- Are you firing me? - I'm firing you.

Come on!

Please, you can't do this. Gina's counting on me.

We don't match. We're not a match, okay?

Are you really running away from me?

This is your morning run. I got no beef with you.

Have a safe journey!

Katherine! Keep the noise down! I called the girls to poker.

It's kind of hard to bluff when you slam things around here.

- I'm not bluffing! - I'm looking for my phone.

That's why you have to keep order! I've been trying to tell you.

- MLA Marketing. Lou speaking. - Lou, it's Kate.

- Are you crying? - No.

Maybe. Uh, yeah.

I forgot to take her clothes from the dry cleaners. I haven't told him yet.

Lou, stop letting yourself so affected by it.

- You're a good nurse. - Not always.

Yes, most of the time you're a good nurse.

- Lou, you can't let her destroy you. - Thanks, Kate. You rock.

I'll connect you.

- Say! - Hi, Gina. It's Kate.

- Briefly. - Well...

- How are you? - More briefly.

Sorry. I don't usually give up easily and I wanted to help, but...

I can't. It's annoying, rude, stubborn and impossible to...

Uh, wait! I got another call.

- Say it! - Gina, it's Thomas.

- Who? - Your cousin.

- Of course. How's the wife and kids? - I don't have any.

Who am I confusing you with? Oh, whatever! What do you want?

Listen...

The girl you sent me is not suitable.

I think you're confusing yourself with a paying customer.

This is a favor. You take what I offer, you smile and you thank me.

Your business is dying, and I'm saving it.

Make sure you call mom and tell her that you're grateful

to have such a generous cousin.

Kate, I don't want to hear you whining.

Do your job and call me when you're done.

I won the poker game.

I want this ball to shine for bowling night.

Looks like your agitation has served me well.

The girls didn't realize if I was upset about the books

or because of you.

Katherine, for for God's sakes!

I overheard your phone conversation. If you pout, you don't solve anything.

If you want my advice, get yourself together and get to work.

If he doesn't listen to you, speak to him in his own language.

Respond in kind.

You know what? You're right.

- You're right, of course. - Of course I am.

Thank you.

- Since when do you bowl? - Every Tuesday night.

Would you like to join me for a game?

Maybe another time. I'm kind of tired.

I think I'm going to bed.

Grandma...

- Can you do me a favor? - I'm listening.

Could you wake me up tomorrow at 5:30?

I can't fall asleep after the alarm goes off.

I don't see why not.

Bright.

Katherine, this is your alarm clock!

- Time to wake up. - What are you, crazy?

You asked me to wake you up. I am.

No! I was expecting a gentle nudge or a gentle whisper,

as a normal person would.

Good! You're the boss.

You're a queen. You can do anything you set your mind to.

This is going to be a great day!

- Who are you talking to? - Nobody.

Okay, let's get started!

- Hello! - Hi! Hi!

Let's start with a few fandoms.

Lift it above your head,

slam it and catch it, then pick it up again!

God, what a hard workout! It was really tough today.

- I loved it. - Did you like it a lot? I didn't.

It was awful.

- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.

I gotta get to the bakery. Drink water!

- I will. - See you!

Bye!

So long, Tracy! Good job.

- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.

- Thanks for coming... - Let me stop you.

You can't fire me.

You need your business to recover,

and I need a promotion, so we're gonna work together, okay?

See you at Tracy Cakes in 20 minutes.

Okay.

Don't be late!

Hello, Thomas. I'm Katherine. Everyone calls me Kate.

Nice to meet you.

- What's going on here? - We're starting over.

A fresh start. I ordered a smoothie. Have a seat.

First,

the biggest problem is that you have no customers.

- I got Tracy. - Okay, you have a client.

But we have to fill the hall.

For that, radical change is needed.

- No. Slow down... - No, you gotta keep up.

Want to call a spade a spade? Here it is. Your firm sucks.

Harsh, but true. To save her, we use social media.

- No, I don't use the Internet. - Come on, man!

Everyone uses the Internet, even grandma. Nobody likes it,

but it's part of our world and necessary in business.

That's how you'll get the most customers.

Don't sigh! Be happy! I'll get your business back on track.

You have to do everything I tell you no questions asked.

- Okay. Okay. - Uh, sorry. Sorry. Uh, what was that?

- Good! - Good! So...

We're gonna talk about the name change.

We will create a logo for the company.

And we signed up to other fitness classes,

to see how they present themselves and your competition.

What do you say?

- Okay... - To a fresh start?

Sure. Let's get to work!

I can do that...

I can do that...

I can do that.

- Of course you can. - Hey, Kate.

Hi! Are you crawling on the floor? What are you doing?

I wanted to...

I wanted to... I can't make up a plausible lie.

- No need to tell me. - No, it's okay.

Practicing crawling.

- Why? - I'm training for a race.

It's stupid. It's an obstacle course.

I need as much training as possible.

- And I'm very embarrassed. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's not the case.

I do about seven ridiculous things a day.

- Okay. You wanna give it a try? - Uh, uh, no. I don't wanna try.

- I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna do that. - But will you help me put the tables back?

- Yeah, that I can do. - Come on, come on, come on!

- Hello! - Kate, it's Grandma.

- Hi, Grandma! - It's Wednesday, I have art class.

I just wanted to let you know you can come, too, if you want.

Grandma, I can't talk now. I'm late already.

Kate, listen...

I found a box of photos

that I've been wanting to organize for some time,

put them in an album.

- Would you like to help me tomorrow night? - Of course I would. I'll talk to you later.

But I'll see you tomorrow night for pictures, okay?

Okay. Perfect!

All right.

- Bye! - Bye, Grandpa!

Hi!

- No hugs? No hugs. - No, I don't like hugs.

- What? What's wrong with them? - They're useless.

- You're late again. - For a reason. I had coffee.

It's awful.

How sweet! What's in it?

Don't you like joy, Thomas? Is that what it is?

- Come in! - Can I at least taste my coffee?

You were late, and now we're both late.

In the future, come on time to drink... that thing!

What is it? Syrup and sugar?

Come on!

- Give me my money for it. - No way!

Do you know how expensive coffee is?

Here are two bikes in front! Come on!

- No. Can we not stay... - Come on, come on, come on! It'll be fun.

- I don't want to sit up front. - Too bad!

You have arrived at Megacycle! Give it up for your instructor,

Ricardo Rickter!

Louder!

How's it going, Amy? You're winners.

And we'll pedal like we've never pedaled before.

- How do we do that? - With love!

Exactly. Let's get started.

- This is my nightmare. - Grow up!

No, it really is a nightmare.

Three, two, one!

You are winners!

- What are you? - Winners!

Exactly.

Perfection is within reach.

You just have to want it!

- Pedal! How are you? - Embarrassed to be here.

- No. What are you? - I'm not...

You're a superstar. You are!

- Now you say it. - I'm not going to.

What are you?

- What are you? - I'm a superstar.

- More! - Superstar.

Louder!

- Come on! - Superstar.

Yes! You are!

Thank you.

Thanks.

- Well done, superstars! - Thank you!

Ready!

- What fun! - We had different classes?

- Come on. - That was awful.

It wasn't terrible.

Yeah, he was a little pushy, but did you notice anything special about his class?

Nothing at all?

There were people there, Thomas.

People who paid for gym class! The gym was full.

A positive atmosphere counts for a lot.

And they didn't just pay for the hour of cycling, but for the instructor,

because they trust in his brand.

You're not asking me to yell to my clients that they're superstars.

No, I'm saying you should find out what makes your program unique.

What will make people to come to you?

By the way, I've created a couple variations for your company logo.

Be honest! Feedback is useful.

- You want my honest opinion? - Uh, yes, I do.

I don't like them.

- You don't like any of them? - No.

- You want to explain why? - I don't know, I'm kind of...

- They're all kinda... - How?

A bit of a bitch.

- Anoste? - Yeah, anoste.

Is that you talking? You named your camp "boot camp"!

You're an oxymoron.

- What did you call me? - Look up the definition!

I forgot. You can't. You're afraid of the Internet.

Call me later on my landline! Send me a letter!

- Wake up, kitty, you're late. - Hey, stop it!

Okay, I'm up.

Good morning, sunshine!

Stop yapping like that. It irritates me.

I can't help it. I am thrilled to spend my day with human joy.

- Where are we going? - All will be revealed.

Is your grandma inside? I want to talk to her about the motorcycle.

No way!

No. Come on, come on, come on! Come on, let's go!

Faster!

- Can I ask you something? - Uh, okay. Uh.

Why don't you to sell my motorcycle?

It was my grandfather's.

Every time I see her, I remember him.

I know it's just a motorcycle, but I can't sell it.

I'll find a way to fix it.

I don't know how, but I'll figure it out.

I understand.

My father always wanted a motorcycle.

He said he was gonna buy a nice one when he retires,

but never got around to it.

That's partly why I want it.

I think you're doing the right thing.

Are we there?

See? I told you I know where we're going.

- No, no... - Come on, come on, come on! At least give him a chance.

I can't stand yoga. It's for women wealthy, hip, middle-aged.

You're afraid I'm doing better than you.

That's not true.

Prove it!

Come on!

Breathe in through your nose and exhale deeply through your mouth.

And when you're ready, we move into eagle position.

- What? - Do what everyone else does!

Hold the position and breathe through your nose.

Feel the fresh air passing through your body

from your fingertips to the soles.

Hold your position.

Don't laugh!

Support each other!

When you're ready, move into the dancer position.

Okay...

Good luck!

- Great... - That's good.

- We're doing exactly the right thing. - I feel great.

Yes, that's exactly what I ended up doing...

Goodbye! Namaste!

Namaste!

- Namaste! - Yeah, namaste.

Namaste...

That's good. It suits you.

Thank you for coming. Hope to see you again.

You can find us on all social networks. Don't forget to advertise!

We also have a monthly newsletter.

Here are your free sachets of green tea.

Thank you.

- Have a nice day! - Likewise! Goodbye!

- So, what did we find out? - That you don't know yoga?

Yes. Anything else?

What is branding.

Whatever you believe about the instructor, she recognizes that she knows how to market herself.

And did you notice that she didn't need to yell to be heard?

- I don't yell at my customers. - Only one customer. And, yes, you yell!

- Grandma, this is Thomas. - Yes.

You're the one who wanted to buy my husband's motorcycle.

Still interested?

I think I'll wait. Thanks. Thanks.

- Okay. - Going fishing?

No, ballet classes! Of course I'm going fishing!

- Do you want to come? - I can't, I'm too busy.

If I catch any fish, I'll cook it for us.

I can't wait to sort photos together.

Me too. See you then.

Thomas, if you want, you can come along.

- Thanks, but I have other plans. - He has plans.

- What are you doing? Going out with friends? - Uh, uh, no.

- Family? - No.

- You got a date? - Katherine, take a hint!

He won't tell you what his plans are.

Anyway, this is just a rough sample, to give you an idea of my work.

I still have to put pictures, links to social networks,

but that's it.

I don't dislike it.

Not exactly the answer I wanted, but I'll take it.

We should also talk about names.

I like Boot Camp. It doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is.

People know what they're getting into.

Then give me time to think about some alternatives

and promise me you'll be open to new ideas.

- Okay, but... - No, no protests.

That's not being open.

- Is this a set-up or... - Don't push it, Kate!

Good...

It's an '80s roadster.

How much?! Well...

Yeah, I'll think about it.

Okay. Perfect! Perfect! Thank you. Thank you.

No success?

Without.

Maybe grandma's right,

we should sell it and get rid of the problem.

Don't give up, Kate. You figure it out.

Thank you.

- Want to hear a gossip? - Always.

I think our lovely Thomas is going out on a date tonight.

What makes you think that?

I asked him if he had a date, and he didn't say anything,

but that's what my gut tells me.

He's not going on a date. It'll be at Sunnyside.

- What is Sunnyside? - A retirement home.

His former commander lives there. He goes every week to help them.

He's kind of a jack of all trades at home.

- Why wouldn't he tell me that? - She doesn't want you to see his sensitive side.

You wanna do something to take your mind off about work, the motorcycle, Thomas?

- What's on your mind? - Well...

Right... Now we relax.

I'm done. I made my damblaua.

I can't believe I spent an hour playing with you at a playground.

I didn't play, I trained.

- And you've been training. - I have. And I loved it.

You take your training seriously.

It's a big goal of mine ever since that first session with Thomas.

It's an annual event and I'm looking every year for an excuse not to attend,

although I want to very much.

- What's holding you back? - Me. Trusting myself.

The fear of failure is overwhelming.

- Have you told Thomas you're going? - Uh, no, I didn't. I'm way too nervous.

I don't want to disappoint him, if I fail.

And so he loses confidence in his business.

The last thing I want is for his only client to fail.

You will not fail, Tracy. You are unstoppable!

- Really? - Uh, yeah.

- Unbeatable Tracy? - Unbeatable Tracy.

- Unbeatable Tracy? - Sit on an egg.

I'm sitting on an egg!

Good morning!

What's that?

This is my way of apologizing.

What for? Did you break something?

Not my vase! Tell me you didn't break the vase!

No, I didn't break anything. Come on, come on, come on! Sit down! Sit down!

Come on!

Listen, Grandma...

Ever since grandpa died, I've been kind of absent...

I never call you, I hardly visit you...

Basically, we only see each other at Christmas,

and then there are so many people around, we barely get a chance to talk.

I felt that our relationship is a given.

I'm sorry. I don't want to do this anymore.

I don't know how much longer I'll be here, but as long as I do,

I would really love to spend some time together.

You're my niece. No need to reconnect.

We are linked to each other!

Even if you are a pain in the ass! But thank you.

You're welcome.

- I love you. - I love you too.

I got you something. Coffee from Tracy Cakes.

This is my favorite. It's very good.

Katherine, how much sugar is in this? It's awful.

What? Are you serious? It's delicious.

That reminds me of all the cereal and sweet snacks

that you and your grandpa eat.

We were, weren't we?

Good! How do you want to proceed?

Here are the photos.

I also have some frames for the special ones.

They are all special. They're all memories.

Grandma... Look! You look beautiful.

- We should frame this one. - Yeah, and then set it on fire!

Stop it!

- Do they still make that face in pictures? - Yeah, sometimes.

Yes, that's right...

- No way! - All right. Okay.

- Here! - Thank you!

Do you know a mechanic who can give me a fair price?

Not nearby.

I got you a present.

What's that?

Something symbolic. I know how hard you work.

- I love chocolate truffles. - They're not really...

It's protein candy. It's a homemade recipe.

They are very good.

If you want, I could take a look at the motorcycle.

I'm not a specialist, but I know about engines.

- Would you do that? - I would do that. I offered, didn't I?

Okay.

In that case, I'll send some work e-mails.

No way! If you want to keep learn to fix it!

- Isn't it? - Okay.

I'm going to wash my hands.

Hi!

To fix the bike, you should touch it.

And how successful have you been sticking a screwdriver in the engine?

Right. You're right.

There's no need to rush. We plan first.

All in turn.

Let's get the engine out, take a good look at it.

I'll do the bolts. You loosen the wheels?

Why slim them down?

This prevents the bike from rocking when you take the engine out.

Okay.

You can't break them. Press harder.

- Bravo! Do the same with the rest. - Good. Good. Good.

- We signed up for another class. - Kickboxing?

Climbing?

Paddleboarding? I love paddleboarding!

Actually, it's a dance class.

- What? Really? - Uh-huh, yeah. It's gonna be great.

Can we kickbox?

- After the dance. - All right! All right!

Here we go. One, two, three, four...

Five, push, six, seven and rotate.

- That was good. - One, two, three, four...

Five, push, six, seven and rotate.

Good! Now you too.

It's okay. Look! Look! Follow her! She's enjoying what she's doing.

That's what you need to do.

- I can't do that. - Yes, you can. You can do this!

It doesn't matter if it's not perfect. Look around!

Everyone enjoys learning something.

Relax! Have fun!

Let's rehearse with music.

You can do it, superstar!

- Don't be perfect. - It doesn't have to be.

Five, push, six, seven and rotate.

Neither can I.

- Now let's see you kick ass. - Okay, I'm outta here.

You know what? I'm coming with you.

- What have we here? - This is... Uh, thank you.

Yeah. That's how I pictured you.

- As a person, not as an entrepreneur. - Understandable.

- I beat you. - That was the first lap.

Okay... Let me know when you want to go again.

No, I think we're done.

You want to get in shape, but don't know where to start?

- You've come to the right place. - Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! You seem very confused.

We can start over, but show you like what you're saying.

- With a little passion, please! - All right. Okay.

Get ready... Action!

You want to get in shape, but don't know where to start?

Stop! You have a look... psycho.

You understand? It doesn't look good.

To read the joy in your eyes! Now you look very scared and lost.

What?!

Let's try it again. But pretend you're talking to me.

- It's just you and me. - Uh-huh.

Get ready... Action!

You want to get in shape, but don't know where to start?

- You've come to the right place. - This is perfect!

You told me kickboxing was next.

Having fun?

What do you think?

I think you like it, but you don't want to admit it.

I don't see the point of all this.

What do these have to do to the business recovery?

- Am I supposed to learn something here? - Uh, yeah. Uh-huh. Learn to relax!

You're always so tense. Take it easy!

Breathe!

You know, you better stop. He's clearly not enjoying it.

He's only happy when he's in pain.

Thank you.

Don't eat the cucumber slices!

This is embarrassing. What?! Okay...

This is a beautiful place.

You're embarrassing me. Good lord...

What's that? I made an appointment for body wraps.

We changed it. Now we take ice baths.

- It's good for your muscles. - What? I don't have any.

Ten seconds. That's all you need.

- It's normal to be afraid. - God, this is awful!

No! No...

Okay...

My God!

Three, two, one...

I feel like a popsicle. You're gonna pay for this.

- Of course you'll pay. Oh, no, no, no, no, no! - That's more like it!

Yes, great, we did it! Okay, we're done.

It was fun and... Uh, yeah. Uh-huh.

Are you cold?

I didn't ask them to do that.

On the contrary, I told them we were collaborators, not anything else.

I know this isn't a date. I don't know why they did this.

Thank you.

- Nice necklace! - Thanks.

- Coast Guard emblem. - You miss it?

Yes. We had some great people on the team.

When you work closely with them, they become like family.

I can't help wondering...

Was it like Baywatch?

Yeah, I used to run in slow motion on the beach.

Bun.

It was nothing like Baywatch.

It was hard, but it was very rewarding.

Why did you leave?

I was ready for a new phase of my life.

Although it didn't turn out as I expected.

- You don't say! A woman? - Yes. A woman.

But it's good. I love stories about ex-partners.

- I'm listening. Come on, come on, come on. - Not much to say.

We got cold, and she decided that I would no longer be a part of her life.

Did it end badly?

It was awful. She left me and moved to New York.

Thank you for telling me.

I'm tired of hearing about amicable breakups.

The last guy I went out with, Chad, he was an actor.

I know, I should've seen the signs by his name and occupation.

She ended the relationship on the way from New York to Seattle.

After paying a lot of money to see some stupid play he was in,

one about deer hunting. Where she played the deer!

- Why did she leave you? - She made me a list.

He even wrote me a list.

I had to endure and listen to his complaints.

You know what the worst part was? He made a poem out of the list!

Not funny. It was traumatizing.

To Chad!

For Chad...

I'm talking to the company that makes the panel.

Are you sure you don't want to change your name?

- Yeah, I'm sure. - Uh-huh. Okay.

We made samples.

I started a Japanese cooking class,

and this is my first attempt at making sushi.

- Cute, but it tastes like fish. - It's supposed to. It's fish.

- What does this "cute" mean? - It means it's awesome, Grandma.

How do you like the name "Boot Camp"?

- For his business? - Yes.

- I like it. - You do?

It tells you exactly what it is.

For me, boot camp means intense athletic activity.

Too intense for me, but it's good to be honest.

If it was called "Shape Burst," I'd say that sounds like fun.

I'd go, I'd pay, Then I'd be disappointed

if someone yelled at me during push-ups.

I can't argue with you.

Hello! Yes, thank you.

Check back later.

That's more like it!

- Hello! - Hi. Hi. Hi. How did you get out of class?

I trained this week for a year.

I told him I needed a morning off.

- How was it? - Excellent.

He paid me a compliment today and gave me protein candy.

He said from now on he was gonna start giving them away.

Better throw the candy away, they're not very good.

- You're a great influence on him. - Thank you. Thank you.

- Did you tell him about the race? - I'm late, I gotta go. I gotta go. Bye.

By the end of the week? How?

Hi!

What happened?

- I hate this guy! - Whoa, take it easy! What's wrong? What's wrong?

Building manager.

He wants to bring in a new tenant in my studio.

I thought I had until the end of the month to change everything.

He wants his rent money this week, or I'm out.

- He can't do that. - Yes, he can.

I'm gonna lose my business. I worked so hard for nothing.

We will not allow that to happen. We can fix it. We need a plan.

- Yes... - Uh-huh. Okay.

Why don't you come to dinner tonight?

We'll grab a bite to eat about what we're gonna do.

All right.

Everything will be fine.

- Can't find a new studio? - I looked.

Or they're too far out of town,

are either occupied or I'm being asked two months' rent in advance.

You want me to have a little chat with him, if you know what I mean?

No way! We don't need to have you arrested, thank you.

What are you going to do?

We'll get enough customers to prove we can pay the rent.

In a week.

How will you convince them to sign up?

That remains to be seen...

Okay. I'm off to bed. Spanish first period.

Don't get affected. You'll get deep wrinkles.

Plus, you have Katherine. She's good at what she does.

- Buenas noches, grandma! - Thanks for dinner.

- I'll make coffee. - Uh, okay. Okay.

Give me a minute. See you in the living room.

- Can I take your plate? - Thank you.

Kate!

Kate, wake up! It's morning.

- Good morning! - Morning!

I can't wake her up. Kate, it's morning.

There's no point. Only one thing wakes her up.

See? Kate, wake up!

- Grandma, what's the matter with you? - You see?

Off to Spanish class. Hasta luego!

Okay.

- Sorry I fell asleep last night. - Uh, no, it's okay.

It's good you slept.

- Can you... Uh, uh, yeah, yeah. Uh, uh, thank you. - Uh...

What's with the little notes?

Blue tickets are plan A,

the yellow ones are plan B, and the pink ones are plan C.

- Plans? Uh-huh. Okay. Where do we start? - Not these. Plan D.

- And where is that? - I didn't write it down anywhere.

But I've created a marketing campaign that I think will pay off.

You're just gonna have to trust me. We don't have time for indecision.

- Okay. I trust you. - Good. Good. Good.

Hi!

- Can I kidnap you for a minute? - Uh, yeah. Yeah.

- How's it going? - This is the nightmare of my life.

Tell me again why I promised to trust you.

Because you're smart.

Yeah, and I know nobody wants to see me to see my face on promotional material.

Stop it! It'll be worth it.

I worked all night on some ideas

and I found a really good one for your logo.

I was inspired from your Coast Guard experience.

And your necklace.

If you don't like it, that's okay. We can change it.

I was tired when the idea came to me, so I don't mind.

No, Kate. He's perfect.

Let's see what it looks like.

- What do you think? - It looks great.

Go get him dressed, cause we gotta get to the park.

Yes. I'll take a couple more pictures, and then I'll change real quick.

Perfect!

Gina was already black with rage. I thought she was gonna freak out.

- What was your excuse? - I panicked.

I didn't know what else to say,

so I told him that my Guinea pig.

- And that I'm in mourning. - Did he believe you?

I don't know, but I've had a picture of a Guinea pig.

- At least do what you like! - I don't even know if I like it.

- I didn't try anything else. - I didn't know we were having guests.

- Thank you for coming. - It's all part of the grand plan.

Tracy outdid herself with the food.

- Thank you! - We'll sign up a few people.

Our presentation today is about Thomas,

local coach, with real-world experience.

- Show them your shirt. - Uh-huh. Yeah.

I love it! It's the Coast Guard emblem.

- That's right. Kate thought of that. - No, it was a team effort.

I've done the math. We need 50 customers to pay the rent.

If we add ten today,

we're gonna be just fine before the launch.

Grandma, will you run home and bring the box of T-shirts?

It's in my closet on the second shelf.

I cleaned the room.

- I swear! I gave orders! - I don't believe you.

- Seriously, it's in order. - I'll be back soon.

- We could go after flyers. - Uh-huh.

- I'll finish. - Uh, thank you.

- Have fun! - Thanks.

- Do you think we can make it? - Yes, of course.

Okay.

Enough chatter! Get to work!

- After you. - Did you tell Thomas about the race?

No, he's much too busy.

I think he wants to know. Tell him, he's still here!

Excuse me, ma'am. Could I have a moment of your time?

Want to lose weight?

Good...

It's basic training, created by a former member of the Coast Guard.

Hi!

What are you doing, ignoring me?

I go every week. I love it.

No, it was nothing like Baywatch.

"Baywatch"? What?

You can't find anywhere else at this price a workout like this.

Believe me. I live in New York.

I wear clothes two sizes too small. Would you like to sign up?

Hello! It's a fitness thing...

Okay.

- I can't do that. - Can't do what?

I'm not a salesman. I can't I can't smile big and be cheerful.

Don't think about that, but everything you've learned.

Think about your motto: "Back to basic exercise."

Your role is to listen to your customers and help them achieve their goals.

It's exactly the same.

- Don't you? - Uh, yeah.

Uh, excuse me, sir, you have a moment to talk to my colleague

about a new fitness program?

- Sure. - Perfect!

Good! It's a fitness class like boot camp.

Hard work, just like old times. You play sports?

Yeah, I'm trying to work out intermediate in my apartment.

Great! The program is perfect for you.

You're already moving. What are your goals?

I want... squares.

Okay. I'll analyze the diet and we'll adapt some exercises,

while building a solid functional basis.

- Does that suit you? - Of course it is.

Come and sign up!

- Maybe we should stop. - Yeah, the park's empty.

I managed to register five people.

Five? I have 11, two of which are Spanish.

My courses have been good for me.

I have five. Many undecided, but some said they'd come.

That's fine, Tracy.

Haven't you heard? I told you we scored 11!

After the motivational speech Tracy's motivational speech, we had 15 sign-ups.

Fifteen? This is amazing! I'm so proud of you.

But still not enough. We have 36. We need at least 50.

Let's think how much we've accomplished today.

We still have time to sign up a few people before the launch.

Do you think we can convince 14 more in time?

How many people do you expect to be there?

I honestly don't know.

Let's look on the bright side: Thomas and I are the winners!

He's perfect. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Great! Half an hour before?

Perfect! See you then.

They are amazing.

Gina will promote me after this.

- What are we celebrating? - I got you a radio interview.

- What? - Uh, yeah. Uh.

Tomorrow, at 9:30, you'll be talking with a chick named...

- Arlene. - Yeah, Arlene Kit.

Impressive. People here like her, but... radio?!

Yes. And you're the lucky one to meet her.

- Coffee? Uh, thanks. - Uh, wait a minute.

I can't talk on the radio. What if I screw up?

You're gonna do the interview, you will, you won't!

- Black coffee, Thomas? - Sorry, Tracy wasn't there.

It was the other guy. I couldn't remember what kind of coffee he made you.

- That's right. Today is Tracy's race. - What's what?

Don't get mad. He made me swear not to tell you.

What race?

The big obstacle course in town? Is Tracy in it?

I tried to get her to tell you, but she insisted on keeping it a secret.

- Why didn't he tell me? - He was afraid of disappointing you.

I can't believe he didn't tell me.

I coach her, and she was afraid to tell me.

- Wait, what time does it start? - If we leave now, we'll be on time.

Okay, let's go.

Don't give up!

- What are you doing here? Kate! Kate! - Uh, sorry! Sorry! I cracked under the pressure.

Tracy, we're a team. We're gonna finish the race together.

Come on!

Bravo!

I did my part. I'm retiring.

In a team nobody sits on the sidelines. We stick together. Let's do it!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on, Kate, come on, pull!

Come on, you can do it! I trust you!

I'll do the rubber.

Come on, Tracy!

Tracy!

Bravo! You did it.

- We did it! - You did it.

But don't think you'll have tomorrow off.

I wouldn't dream of it.

Welcome back to KQRL Radio!

Next, Arlene Kit talks with the incomparable coach

Thomas Rafferty.

Finally! Do you have any idea what time it is? We almost missed it.

I'm sorry, Kate. I don't think I can do this.

Come on, come on! I wouldn't have planned this if I didn't think you could do it.

You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine. I'll be there the whole time. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

- Come on! - All right. All right. Okay.

Later, we'll talk about nightmare neighbors.

Tell us your experiences. The more absurd, the better.

First, let's talk about fitness.

With me is local coach Thomas Rafferty,

which has a boot camp.

This Friday he relaunches his firm and will tell us all about it.

- Hello, Thomas! - Hi, Thomas.

Thomas, how do you convince people like me to come back to the gym?

I'd say you need to establish a realistic goal

and realize that sports shouldn't be something to be feared.

If I want to tone my arms, can you help me?

Of course. But it's important to work all the muscle groups.

You don't want to have toned arms and your legs are flabby.

In my class, we work in whole-body modeling.

My motto is that hard work leads to excellent results.

- And I promise not to yell at you! - We have listener comments.

Heather wrote: "I went to the gym for the first time in years."

"and I felt intimidated."

"I felt I was being criticized for being there."

You're not alone, Heather.

Many are intimidated in gyms.

The only thing I guarantee is that no one will criticize you.

When you come to my class, you're on my team.

I take that very seriously.

All right, let's answer a couple questions.

Why were you so worried? You were amazing!

Must have been the adrenaline.

The producer suggested I come back, to have a health column.

- What? - Uh, yeah.

They said me and Arlene make a good team.

They liked my approach.

I believe, by chance, you've secured me another job.

This hug wasn't not awkward at all. What happened to you?

I don't know...

We gotta celebrate. Come by the studio later?

- Yeah, I'd like that. - Perfect!

See you later.

Hi, Gina!

What is this?

Lou, you did it again! I said almond milk.

- I need a new nurse. - Things are going great here.

I'm convinced we're accomplishing something special.

I need you back immediately.

- What?! - Did I stutter?

No. Gina, listen... I can't go back now.

We're just a little while before the launch. Thomas needs me.

How cute!

Naturally, I can't stand in your way. Yeah, stay there and help him.

- Are you serious? - No! Come back here right now!

I'm not investing another dime in this ridiculous project.

Fashion Week is approaching and...

I think we just got a huge contract

with a new sandwich chain. I need everybody.

What about your cousin?

I'm not talking to my mom right now. I don't have to do her that favor anymore.

Gina, I really think worth all the effort.

A little gym in the middle of nowhere is no match for our company.

We're done talking. Either you go back or you're fired.

You choose.

I have great news. I got two more clients.

They heard me on the radio and wanted to sign up for the course.

It's wonderful.

- What? I thought you'd be happy. - Of course I am, it's just...

- What happened? - It's Gina.

He wants me back in town tomorrow. He won't take no for an answer.

- What? - Uh, I know.

- Are you serious? - This is completely ridiculous.

I tried to convince her to let me finish the project,

but he doesn't want to hear it.

- Sorry, Thomas. - That's all right.

She's my boss. I have to do what she wants.

Do what you have to do. Uh-huh. Yeah. I got it.

I'm very disappointed that I won't be there.

This is it.

Okay.

I know you'll do great.

You know I don't like hugs.

Good luck in the city!

You know what your grandfather would say,

instinct is the only compass in the world.

I gotta get back. My job's at stake.

If you're sure you're making the right decision...

The launch takes place at 13:00. See you there.

Are you okay?

I can't do that. What's the point?

We don't stand a chance of collecting 50 customers in time!

The launch takes place today at 13:00. See you there.

I don't know how that's possible,

but this luggage seems heavier than it was when I got here.

I snuck a few things in there.

- What things? - Some ornaments.

I don't know why, but I get the feeling your apartment seems a little sad.

Grandma! Come here, Grandma!

I'll come visit real soon. I promise!

The aerobics class with Raoul has been canceled,

so I signed up for fencing.

I can't suppress my curiosity any longer. What's all this activity?

A cooking class, Spanish, brass band, fencing...

Why not? I like having a job.

It's one thing to have a job, what you do is another.

When your grandfather died, I started feeling lonely.

And I realized I had two options.

To be alone or do something about it.

So I chose the second option.

A man has one life! It's good to choose what makes him happy.

If you're still lonely, you can call me anytime.

I loved him very much and I love you too.

- Call me when you get there. - All right. Okay. Okay.

Hi, Gina! I was just leaving.

It's Lou. Gina's at the hairdresser.

I couldn't get her an appointment with Jillian, but I did get Marissa.

There was a scandal. But you know what? I didn't cry. I didn't.

Congratulations, Lou! Good for you.

I have a new trick. When I feel like crying,

I breathe through my nose and look cross-eyed. And it's working.

Okay...

I'm proud of you, but if you have to look cross-eyed to resist,

maybe you should...

Resign? I can't.

The pay is way too good and I have dental, Kate.

- Dental. - Yes, but...

Gina is a terrible boss!

You're a strong man, Lou. You can get any job you want.

You'll always find something! You have a life! You have to...

You have to choose what makes you happy.

- You know what? I quit. - What?

Yes. I'm gonna send Gina my resignation later. Enough!

Good for you, Kate! Bye, Kate.

I've distributed your page.

- I don't even know what that means. - Your social media page.

I shared it on my account and the coffee shop.

It's already got some good reviews, so I hope more people come to the launch.

I have the best chef will prepare the best snacks.

Don't worry, they'll be healthy.

My only question is: what drinks do we serve?

Smoothies? Iced coffee? Wine?

I don't think we have to serve anything.

But Kate's vision for the launch involves food and drink.

I think we should call the whole thing off. This is a waste of time.

Why would we give up now?

Because I don't think I can do this without her.

Just because she's gone doesn't mean going back to your old life, Thomas.

You've come too far to give up now.

I don't know if I can do that.

When Kate was here, she instilled confidence in my business,

but now I simply doubt everything I do, every decision.

As I know you, you don't give up.

You arm yourself with courage and do your duty.

I have a very good feeling about...

My God!

You're back.

- Did you convince your boss to stay? - Uh, uh, no.

- You quit? - I don't work for Gina anymore.

But I'm not giving up my career. And neither are you.

I believe in everything we have built here.

The cook's outside. I'll be right back.

Kate, we only have 38 clients.

I don't think we can reach 50 by the end of the day.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Thomas, the party's started.

There are so many of them! Hi! Thanks for coming.

Thomas here. Come on in. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome! Welcome! Come in! Come in!

More are coming. Hey, hi.

You should try a smoothie. They're delicious.

Thanks for coming.

You're back! Thanks so much for coming.

- We're doing great. - We are. I got a couple more names.

I understand, I don't like burpees.

But there are a million ways to get the same results.

Find something you like.

He is the building manager.

I can't look. You tell me what's going on.

Now they're talking. Thomas frowns.

But he seems sad or just sullen as usual?

I can't tell. He gesticulates a lot.

No...

- Now nod. - Like this...

- He put his hands on his hips. - I don't care what he does with his hands!

It's getting closer. Thomas is coming. I gotta go.

What? Tracy!

Hi!

The studio is mine.

- You made it! - I didn't make it. We did it together.

You didn't have to, but you helped me get it.

Even after I tried to push you away.

You haven't given up on me.

Where's Rose? I wanted to thank her.

She went to get something from home. But there she is. Just in time.

Listen, my grandma and I talked and we want to give you the motorcycle.

What? Uh, no. Uh, I can't.

Rose, it's too much.

The reason I fixed it was so you could ride it again.

Are you kidding me? I don't want to go in that thing.

I came with her just to give it to you.

I cannot accept it.

My husband would want to have it someone to use it.

Kate barely knows to drive a car,

and I liked riding in it only when my husband drove it.

It's yours if you want it.

It's a present.

- For your efforts. - Thank you!

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention.

I'd like to call the man of the hour to say a few words.

Wish me luck.

I'm no good at speeches, but thank you for coming.

It's great to see so many people supporting me.

Many thanks to Tracy.

Thank you for being there for me and for being such a good friend.

That doesn't mean I'm gonna be more gentle with you at practice.

Before I started this process of relaunching, I was kind of lost.

Then I met Kate.

Thanks to her I am here today. Thank you, Kate!

You motivated me, you encouraged me

and you believed in me and in my business.

You helped me be better and get my motivation back.

Will you help me cut this ribbon?

- You mean I don't count at all? - Grandma!

Of course, I thank Rose, too. We couldn't have done it without you.

- You do the honors, superstar? - All right, all right, all right.

There we go!

The new and improved training camp is officially open!

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