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Mike, Mike!

D, man, what's going on?

Man, you.

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What's happening? - Tell me something good.

I was hoping you was gon' tell me.

Man, same shit, different toilet.

That right?

Yeah, I didn't know you was having company.

Who's your friend?

Oh yeah, man, it's my dawg.

Skittles, that's Mike. Mike, that's Skittles.

Skittles, huh? Taste the rainbow?

Bro, fuck all the small talk.

Your man's got it or not?

Oh, yeah.

Man, look, Mike. Man, what's the deal?

You said you was gon' up that, man, with the plug, man.

What's up? Talk to me. - Listen, listen, listen.

Listen, D, you know things like that take time, man.

You know what I'm saying?

You know, the plug just ain't tryna holler at anybody.

You know what I mean? I mean,

you know, you gon' meet him, you know what I mean?

You gon' meet him in due time.

You know, you gotta have patience.

Man, I'm tired of this shit. Waiting on niggas, excuses.

That's real cute, huh?

Huh, Skittles? - [Skittles] Yeah.

Hey yo, man, tell your bitch, man,

to speak when she's spoken to.

Bitch? Nigga, fuck you.

You the only bitch I see up in here!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, my nigga.

Hey, listen. D, D, D, D, D, listen,

why don't you take your animal outside

and calm him/her the fuck down

before I don't fuck with you at all?

I got it. I got it.

Lemme talk to you out here. Come on.

Gimme a sec, Mike. Gimme a second.

Take as long as you need, D.

Mike, call that plug.

Yeah, D.

Hmm, that was cute.

♪ Just like (indistinct) ♪

♪ Just like (indistinct) ♪

♪ Just like (indistinct) ♪

♪ Just like (indistinct) ♪

♪ Just like (indistinct) ♪

♪ Just like (indistinct) ♪

♪ Just like (indistinct) ♪

♪ You're just like a summer breeze, so wonderful to me ♪

♪ I never wanna let you go, let you go ♪

♪ You're as gentle as a teddy bear ♪

♪ When you rub your fingers through my hair ♪

♪ And you're giving me everything I need ♪

♪ You're tickling my fancy, baby ♪

♪ Ooh, boy, you're driving me crazy ♪

♪ I'm so glad to be your lady ♪

♪ And loving you is heaven-sent ♪

♪ And for me I knew you were meant ♪

♪ And you're giving me everything I need ♪

♪ Ticklin' my fancy, loving me right ♪

♪ Floatin' like a heaven (indistinct) ♪

♪ Ticklin' my fancy, loving me right ♪

♪ Floatin' like a heaven (indistinct) ♪

Babe, what do you want for dinner?

It's up to you, babe.

Who the fuck is this?

What the fuck are you doin' callin' my husband for?

Oh, it's you again.

Yeah, this is her.

Well, can you tell our nigga to call me

like he always do when you're not around?

Bye. - Fucking bitch!

Yo, yo! Fuck is the matter with you?

I know you're still fucking with that bitch.

Teresa!

Don't you fucking lie to me and tell me that you not

because I just got off the fucking phone with her.

Don't fucking touch me. - Teresa, listen to me,

I told you we wasn't fucking around.

Apparently she doesn't fucking think so.

Just slow down and listen. - You know what?

If these bitches want you, they can fucking have you.

Yo, are you crazy? Listen.

Teresa, stop, man. What you doing, man?!

Yo, babe, listen. Look, look, look, let's just-

Get your shit. You gotta go.

No. Where the fuck am I supposed to go?!

I don't give a fuck,

but what I know, it's been 10 fucking years

and you still ain't got your shit together.

You know what? If you wanna be with these bitches,

they can have you. - Baby, listen.

Listen to what I'm saying.

Teresa, I love you.

Nigga, you don't even know what fucking love is,

and maybe I don't either,

but I know I'm done and I'm tired.

No. You got it all wrong.

And you know what? Just get your shit and get out.

Just get out! - Leave this shit.

Fuck, man!

Moonie, listen, this gotta stop.

you on the phone with my wife.

You gonna fuck my house up.

No, just stop.

Oh, man.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Every time I think of you, I get excited ♪

♪ Baby, I can't wait till you get inside it ♪

♪ I don't wanna talk no more, I want it ♪

♪ All up in my feels 'cause I'm horny ♪

♪ Turn off all the lights, fuck me on site ♪

♪ You oughtta do right, I need it tonight ♪

♪ Don't you wanna dive in when you see it? ♪

♪ Don't you wanna try, all you gotta do is slide in ♪

♪ All you gotta do is slide in ♪

♪ All you gotta do is slide in ♪

Where's Mike?

Hell if I know.

I knew you sounded sad over the phone. What happened?

The same shit that's been happening, Mika.

He's still fucking with that side bitch.

So, do you want advice or you just want to vent?

What does that mean?

I mean, I don't wanna overstep my boundaries.

Plus you don't even listen to me anyways.

Don't be like that, bestie.

I'm just keepin' it real.

You know it ain't easy.

Like, I really love Mike.

You love him, but does he love you?

My grandmother told me it's best to have a man love you

more than you love him.

That's the only way that you can avoid getting hurt.

Mike loves me.

He just don't know how to control himself sometimes.

Girl, that's some bullshit.

So, what would you do if you was me?

This would never be me, but if it was,

I probably would take him for everything he got.

Look at you.

You're young, smart, hella beautiful.

I'd get me a younger man and go Gabrielle Union.

You are stupid, girl.

I'm just saying, these young men come with less baggage

and they aim to please.

It's just not that simple.

When was the last time you was in a relationship?

When was the last time you were in a real relationship?

What's good for the goose is good for you too.

I'm just sayin', test the waters a little bit.

What you doing with my phone?

Swipe right. Might change your life.

Swipe right?

Too old,

too young.

The young ones be having potential.

I bet.

Girl, he's broke.

Girl, he don't even have no damn teeth.

Veneers are a thing.

Seven baby mamas. Girl, you could keep this app.

That's why your ass still single.

That's the last time I give you advice.

Speak of the devil.

Just say none of them dudes was Mike.

No matter how bad I hate him right now,

at least he got his teeth.

And girl, ooh, the sex, bestie,

when I tell you it's so good,

when we do have sex.

Well, I'ma have your back regardless,

but if you're gonna take him back,

you gon' have to forgive him or else there's no point.

Yeah,

this time.

Babe, I cannot believe you found time

to bring us to the park where we first met.

I mean, that was the idea.

I'm trying to get it back like how it was at the beginning.

I mean, Teresa, for real, man.

Like, I was serious about really making this work.

And, you know, I just don't wanna mess things up this time.

You mean mess things up this last time?

You know what I mean, babe.

Look, look, babe, listen,

you know, I love you and I don't want nobody else.

I'm even thinkin' about renewin' our vows.

Renewin' our vows? - Yes, renewin' our vows.

Oh baby, I would love that.

Teresa, look, you just gotta trust me.

You know what I'm saying?

What we're trying to do, I believe this is gonna...

This is gonna get us to where we need to be.

And honestly, it'll never be another one. I love you.

I love you too, babe.

Yeah. So on this side,

this is where I'm gonna do the after parties at.

This where I throw all my parties at, huh?

Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

I'm thinking about puttin' a stripper pole right there,

you know?

Nah, but, you know, and this is it, man, you know.

This is what I've been workin' on.

Okay. I see the vision.

We should be open in, say, about what,

two weeks, give or take a few.

You did your thing with this, man.

And listen.

So, this is your new business venture?

It's not too late to get in on this partnership.

No, you out in the streets now, huh?

Come on, man. I had to. You know what I'm sayin'? Shit.

Mike's Crab Trap is on the map, my guy.

Crab trap. - We trapping crabs now.

But look at that.

Hey man, lemme ask you something.

Whatever happened with you and old girl the other night?

Mike,

what's wrong with you, man?

Hey D, let me ask you something.

Oh shit. - No, no, no, listen to me.

It's been on my mind for a minute.

Who the fuck came up with that theory of monogamy?

Monogamy? - I mean, I mean, come on.

What guy thought it was okay to be monogamous

with just one woman? Like, is that even possible?

Probably some clown-ass dude just got tired of his woman

stepping out on him. - Right.

You know, I love Teresa, I do,

but she just don't do what these other chicks be doing, man.

Yeah. Now look, don't get me wrong, I want to be married.

I think marriage is dope.

I just don't know how to make it work

without havin' a side chick.

I mean, does that even make sense?

No, but let me ask you this though,

have you ever thought about asking Teresa

to do a threesome?

Oh, no, no, no. Mm-mm.

No, I would never. She'd kill me. No.

Have you ever asked her?

No, and I would never. - Then how do you know?

Because I know.

Man, look, you'll be surprised

what a woman will allow you to do, man,

if you just be straight up with her, man.

Women just want a educated decision, man.

Oh really? - Yeah.

If you don't want her, man, just let her go.

I don't wanna let her go. I want my cake-

And eat it too. - No, no, no.

And my honey buns, and my cookies, potato chips.

Come on. - Yeah, and my soda.

You not making no sense, man.

Yeah, all of it, man.

I tell you what, man,

let me see what that back kitchen lookin' like

where you gon' make these damn crab traps at, man.

Lemme show you, man.

Hello?

Oh, hey.

Oh, hey.

I was just hopin' somebody had some jumping cables.

My car won't start.

Oh, I can take a look at it for you.

So, yeah, you know, it's probably just the battery.

You know what I'm saying? I got some jumper cables-

Yo, Mike? - What's up, D?

I'ma go over here to this waffle house, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do that.

You know what I'm saying? I'ma go help her with her car.

Hey, educated decision, man.

Educated decision. I got you.

Let's go.

So, yeah, so it's probably just the alternator and...

There it is. Like I told you, it's just the battery.

You straight. - Oh, okay. Well, thank you.

No problem.

And they say chivalry is dead.

Yeah.

So, you have a girlfriend, a wife?

Yeah, I'm married.

I left my ring at the house.

Hmm. How long have you been married?

Hmm, 10 long years.

10 years? - Yeah.

Wow.

Everybody I know done been married

five or six times already. - Oh, yeah.

That's why I'm never gettin' married.

So, you're single, huh?

Mm, define single.

Well, you know, like, you belong to somebody,

you're taken, you know.

No, I have a open relationship.

Open relationship? - My boyfriend

and my girlfriend know about each other.

Boyfriend and girlfriend? - Mm-hmm.

Wow.

So, how does that work out? I mean,

sounds exciting, but, like,

nobody gets jealous or anything, you know?

How does that work?

No. Like I said, they both know about each other now,

so it works for us.

Hmm. Okay.

So I guess, you know,

I was just talking to my man, D,

and I was telling him, like,

who came up with that theory of, like, monogamy, you know?

Like, one woman. I mean, is that even natural?

I mean, I don't feel like a man

should have one woman anyway.

I mean, I feel like if you could pay the bills,

take care of home, I don't care how many women you have.

Man, I like the way you think.

Well, I mean, I think you'll be all right drivin' home.

The battery will be okay now.

I mean, the car started. Think you'll be straight?

I think I'll be good. - All right, cool.

But I do think you should call me though.

Call you? - Yeah.

Oh, okay. Well,

put your number in there.

Thank God you don't have one of those locks on your phone.

Yeah. Well, you know, my wife can trust me.

Can she?

Okay. Well, it's Shaday.

Shaday? - [Shaday] Yeah.

It's a beautiful name. - [Shaday] Thank you.

Well, it was nice meeting you and all.

It was nice meeting you too.

Yeah.

Okay, well, drive safe

and I'll give you a call.

Call me. - I will.

Okay.

Take care, Shaday.

Bye-bye.

Hey, babe. Damn, I like that.

Looking good!

Well, you was out late.

Not too late, you know?

So, how's your boy Dennis doing?

He's good, you know. We went down to the cigar bar,

had a couple of drinks, couple of cigars, you know.

Some guy time.

Well, you know what I was thinking?

What's up? - I mean,

since Dennis is, like, your boy and all,

why don't we invite him over for dinner?

Okay. Sounds good, you know. I'm with it.

Okay.

Mm, babe. Damn, girl!

Man, mm! - Again already?

What you mean?

Can't a man want to make love to his woman

when he wants to make love to his woman?

Mm-hmm. - Oh my goodness!

Babe, listen, I was thinking,

how do you feel about a threesome?

Why can't I be enough? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

You are, babe. Are you kidding me?

It's why I married you. All this. Like, you're gorgeous.

But, you know, I'm just tryna spice up

our marriage a little bit. That's all.

So you wanna cheat in the open?

No, no, it's not cheatin'.

I mean, listen, it's not cheatin' if we do it together.

And plus babe, I mean, you'll be in the room the whole time.

Yeah. And we can make up rules as we go along together.

Come on, baby. Okay?

That's what I'm talkin' about.

What? - You always know

how to fuck shit up every time we tryin' to be on track.

But...

Oh man, no, not now.

So, what you think of my park?

Mm, I like it.

Made a lot of money in this park.

You made a lot of money in this park?

Yeah.

Lemme holler at you for a min.

I mean, first of all, you look amazing as always.

Thank you. - You're gorgeous.

Thank you.

So, enough about me, a penny for your thoughts.

You know,

I talked to my wife about bringing in a the third person

in the bedroom.

Really?

Let's just say that it didn't go so well.

Hmm. - I mean, you know, I tried,

but it didn't go...

I mean, she feels that a marriage

is supposed to be between two people, mano a mano.

She just ain't open-minded like, you know, like you,

like, you know.

Well, I mean, I can understand.

Hmm.

We're not conditioned to share our domestic partners.

Man, see? Here you go, man.

How did you get so open-minded?

You're, like, a man's dream, man.

I've been like this my whole life, really.

Really? - Mm-hmm.

Interesting. Damn!

I mean, what's the secret then?

What you think I should do?

I mean, what else can I do at this point?

Listen, listen, lemme tell what you do.

First of all, you gotta make your wife feel safe.

You gotta let her feel as if, you know-

I'm listenin',

You know, like you can open up to her,

like it's all about her.

If you don't, she's not gonna give in.

Okay. Okay.

Well,

back to the drawing board then,

but if I only met you 10 years ago, we'd still be married,

happily ever after with shit on the side.

No. See, this is exactly why

she's not giving you what you want.

Why's that?

Look how you talkin' about her.

I'm not talkin' about her.

I really want this to work because I think, you know...

I mean, maybe I ain't supposed to be sayin' this

and maybe this ain't part of the game,

but I'm kind of feeling you.

Really? - Really.

I mean, you know,

especially when you're doing shit like this.

I mean, what am I supposed to do, you know?

And you're gorgeous. - Thank you.

I'm used to gorgeous women.

Are you?

You know, you can say I like the finer things.

I work hard. - We'll see.

We'll see.

Come on. Let's get somethin' to eat.

Girl, why do I keep taking Mike back?

Like, I'm startin' to think that he don't love me.

Teresa, if he didn't wanna be with you,

he wouldn't have married you.

So, what would you do

if your man asked you for a threesome?

No judgment?

If I loved him and I wanted to keep him,

I'd probably consider it.

I'd just have my rules.

But last time that I checked, cheating is cheating.

It's not cheating. You would be involved too.

I would just make a rule that

neither of you can deal with the person

when the other one is not around.

I don't know, bestie.

Look, it sounds like he's tryin' to be honest with you

and tell you what he needs.

And I would listen to him. What's the alternative?

Him getting caught sneakin' around again

and you gettin' mad?

Aren't you tired of that yet?

I'm more than tired.

Babe,

look, come here. Look what I got. See?

What are you up to?

Just come here for a second. Here.

It's your favorites. - Just three?

Well, I mean, you threw the whole bouquet away last time,

so I was just tryin' to keep it safe.

And hey, also got some sweets for the sweets.

Hmm. A popsicle.

So, babe, listen,

when I told you that I wanted us to change,

I really meant that.

And honestly, and you know,

earlier when I was talking about the threesome,

well, that was just me being honest with you.

Babe, you know what? I appreciate you being honest, babe,

and openin' up to me.

I really want you to be happy.

Listen, babe, you're my wife. You're my soulmate.

And no one and nothing is gonna change that.

Okay, so listen, if we do do this-

Okay, so then if-

We gotta have some rules. - [Mike] Definitely.

Okay? - You say the word-

Just listen.

Rule number one. - [Mike] Rule number one.

No one offs. - No.

No sex, no dates, nothing. - [Mike] Sounds good.

This is for us. - [Mike] Mm-hmm.

Rule number two. - [Mike] Rule number two.

I'd feel comfortable if I pick her.

But, I mean, we-

Okay, listen,

we can pick her together.

Oh, that's what I'm talkin' about. Yes. Yeah.

Rule number three. What's rule number three?

Go back to rule number one.

No one-offs. - No one-offs.

No one-offs. Absolutely, never.

And is there a rule? Is there a fourth rule?

Go back right to rule number one.

No one offs. - No one-offs.

Babe, this is gonna make things so much better. Trust me.

You just gotta believe me.

Like, believe me.

All right, baby.

Yes. We're gonna make this work.

I will.

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Ooh, wait a minute ♪

♪ You left me on a good day this time ♪

So, see anybody in here you like?

Not yet.

But how will we even know if they're interested?

Well, we can always send 'em over a drink

to break the ice,

or we can just invite 'em over to sit with us.

Okay. Well,

cheers.

♪ Wait a minute, you left me on a good day (indistinct) ♪

♪ Wait a minute, (indistinct) ♪

Wow. Look at her. She's nice.

And she's wearing my favorite color. Maybe that's a sign?

Could be.

So, maybe if she sits by us,

I could ask her if she wants a shot?

I suggest you do the honors.

Yeah. - Hmm, that's what's up.

Oh, man. - Can I have some of yours?

Oh okay.

Okay.

Hi.

I just wanted to come and compliment you for your outfit.

It's really pretty.

Thanks. - One of my favorite colors.

I'm Teresa, by the way. What's your name?

Shaday. - Shaday. Wow, nice.

I see that you were by yourself.

Would you like to come sit

with me and my husband at the bar?

With your husband? - Mike.

He is so handsome.

Okay. - Okay, come on.

Babe, this is Shaday.

Shaday, this is my wonderful husband, Mike.

Pleasure to meet you, Shaday. It's a beautiful name.

She has on green.

You know that's my favorite color, right?

Yeah, definitely. That's her favorite color.

She was okay with coming over, so.

Okay. That's what's up.

So, I guess a round of shots for everybody?

Baby, you know how shots get me.

I do, I do. Definitely. - Shot sounds good.

Aight. So, can I get three shots of tequila?

I'll take what she's having also.

Yeah, that's a messy margarita.

Messy margarita. I should have known with you.

So, are you from this area?

I'm close by.

Yeah, we're about 45 minutes out.

Yeah, about 45 minutes.

Aight, so we got our shots now.

Let's toast to the lady in green.

Lady in green. - To the lady in green.

Slow down there. Huh?

Good thing you ain't gotta drive.

Yeah, thank you. You're right.

Sorry, I'm just a little nervous.

Nah, let's not stack 'em up yet.

I say we go for another round. Just keep 'em going.

Can we get another round, please?

Oh, you really want to take it there?

Listen, why not? It's a special night

with two special women.

Oh, he is so sweet. He really is.

I'm not actin' too nervous, am I?

No, no, no. You're acting just fine actually.

Why would you be nervous?

Well, I've never really approached a woman before,

and you're really beautiful, so.

Thank you. I like your earrings.

Thank you. These were an anniversary gift.

It's been what, 10 years? - 10 years now.

Yeah. - Matter of fact,

I think that this is good for the next toast

to the 10 years. - 10 years it is.

10 years and to new beginnings.

New beginnings. - New beginnings.

Yes, round two. Let's go.

You gon' leave mines alone this time, okay?

Yeah.

Okay.

So, what do you say we take this back to the crib?

I mean, Shaday, do you have anything planned tonight?

Mm-mm. - No?

Well, before we leave, I say we get one more shot.

Oh my God. - Another shot?

I wanna be able to still stand up.

you got it. One more shot,

and make it a double.

Oh, man. So, we had a good time.

Yeah. - We did.

You ladies want something to drink?

Good. - That'll be fine.

Okay. Excuse me.

God, you're beautiful. - You're gorgeous as well.

Thank you.

I wanna taste you.

Here we go.

Get the drinks flowing, you know.

Get the bubbly bubblin'.

That's enough, baby. - Okay.

There you go.

Thank you.

So, you know, what you said the other night was about me.

Well, tonight it's all about you, okay?

Okay. - Okay.

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ I got you all day, ain't no gettin' out ♪

♪ Handcuffed to the bed, yeah, locked down ♪

♪ I've been waitin' all week for you, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ We ain't gettin' no sleep, oh yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I told you you better get ready ♪

♪ Your body is mine, I'm gonna love it ♪

♪ I call up girl on my telly ♪

♪ Tell her to come over and hop on the dick ♪

♪ Hop on the D, I wanna see ♪

♪ 'Cause you'll be lovin' on him all day ♪

♪ We'll be lovin' on him all day ♪

♪ We'll be lovin' on him all day ♪

♪ Ooh yeah, yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause we'll be lovin' on him all day ♪

♪ Ooh yeah, yeah ♪

♪ We'll be dancin' on him all day ♪

♪ Two girls, more fun, let's have a party ♪

♪ Two girls, more fun, let's have a party ♪

♪ We might get loud 'cause three is a crowd ♪

♪ We don't need nobody else ♪

♪ Show me your move, I'll show you one too ♪

♪ Ooh, look at you ♪

♪ Arch that back, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Bounce like that, eh, eh ♪

♪ I think he like it ♪

♪ Two plus one and we get real lit ♪

♪ I told you you better get ready ♪

♪ Your body is mine, I'm gonna love it ♪

♪ I call up my girl on the telly ♪

♪ Tell her to come over and hop on the dick ♪

♪ Hop on the D, I wanna see ♪

♪ 'Cause you'll be lovin' on him all day ♪

♪ We'll be lovin' on him all day ♪

♪ We'll be lovin' on him all day ♪

♪ Ooh yeah, yeah, 'cause we'll be lovin' on him all day ♪

♪ Ooh yeah, yeah, we'll be dancin' on him all day ♪

♪ Two girls, more fun, let's have a party ♪

♪ Two girls, more fun, let's have a party ♪

♪ Now we wasted, wasted ♪

♪ It didn't take much to get naked, naked ♪

♪ Erthang good right now ♪

♪ Yea, we feelin' good right now, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Baby, I'm havin' the time of my life ♪

♪ I hope you havin' the time of your life ♪

♪ Body to body, we're so with it ♪

♪ We can dance all night, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I told you you better get ready ♪

♪ Your body is mine, I'm gonna love it ♪

♪ I call up my girl on the telly ♪

♪ Tell her to come over and hop on the dick ♪

♪ Hop on the D, I wanna see ♪

♪ 'Cause you'll be lovin' on him all day ♪

♪ We'll be lovin' on him all day ♪

♪ We'll be lovin' on him all day ♪

♪ Ooh yeah, yeah ♪

Babe, you know today's Thursday, running day, right?

Oh, I thought I told you

that I'm meeting Shaday for brunch. That's okay, right?

I mean, yeah, I guess. I mean-

Babe, Mika's gonna be there too,

so it's like some type of girl's whatever.

It's a girl's thing. - Girl?

Babe, but

what happened to rules one, three, and four?

Babe, I just told you

that Mika was going to be there. Don't worry about it.

Okay, listen, you sound like you're a little uptight,

so I can just ask Shaday to come to dinner tonight.

Is it okay?

Yeah, I guess it's-

Okay, good. So look, I gotta go.

I'm already late. I told her 15...

I already told them 15 minutes.

Yeah, but I thought that you said that...

Didn't you say that it was-

I love you. Have a good one.

Man.

Oh, shit.

♪ Ooh, whoa ♪

♪ Baby, it's time for you and me to try to see ♪

♪ Just how deep love can be ♪

♪ Honey, trust me, you'll be all that I need ♪

♪ And I just want you to know that ♪

♪ You don't have to second guess my love for you ♪

♪ And you don't have to worry ♪

♪ I'll be here to give all this love ♪

♪ It's just for you, you ♪

♪ What you do, do to me ♪

♪ All this love ♪

♪ All this love ♪

♪ It takes me to a place where we can go ♪

♪ No one has to know ♪

♪ Honey, I will follow you to the end of the Earth ♪

♪ It's just you and me, baby, so ♪

♪ You don't have to second guess my love for you ♪

♪ You don't have to worry ♪

♪ I'll be here to give all this love ♪

♪ It's just for you, you ♪

♪ What you do, do to me ♪

No, please, please don't stop on my behalf.

Why don't y'all let me in on the joke though?

Babe, I was thinkin' about going into work today.

Uh-huh. And what you supposed to be doin', Shaday?

Don't you supposed to be looking

for a place to stay or something?

Baby, that was rude.

Mm. Well, you know, he's right.

I don't wanna overstay my welcome.

No, he just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Plus your change here has been good.

Well, if we're gonna be goin' into the office before noon,

we need to hurry up and eat.

So what, she working for you now all of a sudden?

What the hell is-

Baby, remember you always used to say

that I needed an assistant.

Yeah, but I didn't... Shaday's perfect.

She's perfect? For what?

Assisting doing-

You said I need an assistant.

It'll be good for me.

I'll be able to move out, get my own apartment.

No black mold.

Baby, no.

Remember you got the job with me

so that you can save for your courses.

I mean, plus we have enough space here, right?

Right?

Man.

Babe, you're good.

Plus, I mean, we can be late. I am the boss.

Yeah, well, I got things to do too later.

And I'll just check y'all out later on. How about that?

Bye.

So how do you feel?

I mean, I feel good.

You sure?

This was my first time and, you know,

I felt good. I just told my husband

that we wasn't supposed to do this, one off.

He'll be all right.

Sure? - Mm-hmm.

Besides, he'd probably wanna join anyway.

Yeah, you're right.

Damn,

you are good at what you do.

Who keep calling me? Hello?

I just wanted to apologize.

What are you doing callin' me?

Mike took it too far this time.

Wait, wait, wait. What?

Wait, wait. What? What happened?

I really don't want to call the cops on him,

but if he touch me again, I promise I will kill him myself.

Hello?

Who is that?

This fucking bitch named Moonie

that my husband keeps fucking with.

I'm so sick of this shit.

Listen, just calm down.

This is exactly what I'm be talking about.

You deserve way better.

You're smarter than him,

you work harder than him. - [Teresa] Yeah?

And everything's gonna be okay.

I hope so.

Ooh, it feels so good! Oh!

I guess she likes the tongue

instead of the one that's hung.

Why the fuck is she still calling me?

Who's that? - That same bitch, Moonie.

The one that I told you I told him to stop fucking with.

But this is the one you wanna be with?

I told you about him.

She's calling.

You keep being stupid for this man.

This is the one you wanna be with?

Well, what if she's lying?

I mean, how do I have proof that he's really rapin' her?

I mean, we can go by and check.

I don't know where the girl stay.

Stop being so naive.

That's exactly why they have Find My iPhone.

Just ain't gon' leave me alone, will you?

Yup, that's right.

Stop. It hurts!

You lovin' this. (indistinct) what you mean?

Stop? You like it like that.

Come here, you little pussy bitch.

Stop! - What you mean 'stop'?

Yeah, you like that.

You're hurtin' me.

Yeah. Come on, Moonie.

Stop! - What you talkin' 'stop'?

Ain't no stoppin'. - [Moonie] You're hurting me!

Stop!

Stop!

Get off of me!

It hurt!

Stop! - [Mike] Yeah, fuck you.

Stop!

You're hurting me!

Mike, what the fuck are you doin'?

Oh shit! Shit! - [Shaday] Wow!

What the fuck are you doin' here?

Hold up, hold up. Listen, baby, it's not what you think.

You been rapin' this girl?

Rapin'? - [Shaday] Yeah, you a raper.

Hey, yo, what the-

Moonie, you better tell her right now.

No. - It's done!

I told you about this one.

You told me? Okay. Yeah.

Aight. - [Shaday] It's like that.

I'm done!

I told you about him.

Oh, wait a minute. - Yeah.

This is what it is, huh?

This is what it is. - Yeah.

Moonie,

I am so sorry

to think this whole time you was pursuing him.

Teresa, I told you he wouldn't leave me alone.

Listen, these niggas ain't shit.

Do you think I would ever mess with a married man?

I know that's right.

I mean, I never seen this side of him.

10 years of being married and I married a fucking rapist.

A fucking rapist!

No, that's why I'm never gettin' married.

Just relax. I told you he wasn't shit anyway.

You knew this.

Go in the back, take a shower. Calm down

while I help Moonie get set up in the guest bedroom.

Are you sure? - I'm sure.

Just go. - I gotta call my lawyer.

I gotta figure this out.

I gotta protect myself.

Hey,

whatever you feel is best, but still, just calm down.

Just go back there and just get situated, okay?

Didn't I tell you the plan was gonna work?

I told you I was gon' bring you in.

Listen, you are a fucking genius.

Okay, listen, listen, this nigga,

do you really think this plan is gon' work?

So you doubtin' me now?

Girl. - After everything

I done done for you?

Stop being so sensitive.

Listen, just tell me everything that you need me to do.

I just need you to keep your mouth shut

and go with the plan.

Okay, baby.

Hey.

Hey.

Babe, you so tense.

I can't believe this.

I've never seen this side of Mike.

It's like he had to be hidin' this.

You

would

be

So surprised

what we don't see when we love somebody.

Well, we're done.

I've already called my lawyer

and I told him to call me first thing in the morning.

Listen, enough of that.

I know a way I can make you feel better.

Now get up and go take a shower. Relax.

♪ Atlantas, Atlantas, Atlantas ♪

♪ Letting you go, letting you go ♪

♪ Letting you go ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Relax ♪

♪ Lay back ♪

♪ Tell me everything that's on your mind ♪

♪ The fact that you're here ♪

♪ Makes me wanna do some things to you ♪

♪ I'm gon' do some things to you, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Baby, it's your body, I hear you callin' for me ♪

♪ Boy, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ (indistinct) I won't waste my time ♪

♪ So just sit back and relax, baby ♪

♪ Relax, baby ♪

♪ I'm gon' do some things to you ♪

♪ Give you what you need, so just relax, baby ♪

♪ Relax, baby ♪

♪ I'm gon' take your stress away ♪

♪ Tell me 'bout your day and just relax ♪

♪ Now close your ♪

Yeah, I didn't see it either.

Wait, what? No, no, no.

I highly doubt he's gonna make this a applicable divorce.

What I need you to do is to make this transition

as easy as possible for me.

That sounds better.

All right. I'll just see you tomorrow.

Is everything okay?

It will be once I get this lunatic outta my life.

You mean out of our lives?

So, you're gonna stay with a divorcee?

I told you it's not gonna be that easy to get rid of me.

Besides if it's up to me,

we'd be traveling the world on all seven continents,

making love, you know.

I can't even remember the last time me and Mike traveled.

It's either we're busy with the business

or he's with other women.

I was thinking,

changing the locks is not gon' be the only thing...

not the easiest thing, at least, to get rid of him.

What do you mean?

I mean, do y'all have joint accounts, separate accounts?

I mean, we got both, but why would you ask?

When my mom and my dad split years ago,

he took everything she had and blew it on his new family.

I mean, well, I could freeze the accounts

while I'm going through this divorce.

It's a option, but you know that could take years.

I don't know what else to do.

I mean, I was also thinking

you could transfer the money to my account.

But why would I do that?

Mike wouldn't take that money from me.

Mike is not the man you thought he was.

We already know this.

Baby, let me just think about it, please.

Okay.

You sure you wanna think about it for too long?

What is that?

It's a condom,

and I don't remember him using no condom on us.

You know what? Fuck it.

I'ma take him for everything.

Yeah. I'ma get every fucking thing that he is worth.

Hello?

Hey, babe.

So, did you wire all the money to my account?

Okay, good.

Talk to you later.

Speak of the devil.

Yo, Mike, what's up?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Slow down, slow down, slow down.

What? They took what?

Man, where you at?

Okay. Aight, cool. Stay right there. Don't move.

I'm on the way.

Aight?

Aight. Just stay right there, Mike. Don't move. I got you.

Stay right there.

I got him.

One more piece to the puzzle.

I'll be back, aight? - [Shaday] Okay.

Aight.

Shit, man. I can't fucking believe this shit, man.

Yo.

Hey yo, D. Man, these fucking bitches, man,

they got me, man. - Who?

They fucking cleared out my account and everything, man.

What do you mean 'who'?

The fucking same one that I gave the jump to

at the Crab Trap, man. - [Dennis] Oh, come on, Mike!

Yo, man. And fucking Teresa's with her, man.

Come on, yo.

Yo, man. I'm over Moonie's house.

Man, they bust in and this fucking bitch pulls a gun out.

Hey yo, hey yo. I don't fucking believe this shit.

You know what? I seen it. I seen this fucking shit.

Hey yo, D, I gotta go get Teresa.

I gotta go get Teresa now, man.

Man, we gotta go get your bread, man.

Yeah, that too, man.

Are you with me? - Man, I'm with it.

Then let's go then, man.

Show me the way. - [Mike] Come on.

Bye, bitch.

Have you ever thought about askin'

Teresa to do a threesome?

Didn't I tell the plan was gonna work?

I told you I was gon' bring you in.

I was also thinking

you could transfer the money to my account.

♪ This ain't what you used to ♪

♪ Baby, what you used to ♪

♪ This ain't what you used to, you can do what you used to ♪

♪ This ain't what you used to, you can do what you used to ♪

♪ If this ain't what you used to ♪

♪ Baby, what you used to ♪

♪ You can do what you used to ♪

♪ I ain't feeling it like I used to ♪

♪ I used to be the A to your pain ♪

♪ I used to be the blood in your veins ♪

♪ I used to be the sweetest hurricane ♪

♪ And nowadays, all that don't feel the same ♪

♪ I'm so used to all the lies you were selling me ♪

♪ All the games you were selling me ♪

♪ I guess some things got in between ♪

♪ Wish we would go back to you and me ♪

♪ I used to be so naive, used to wear my heart on my sleeve ♪

♪ That drama I don't need, so tell me what it's gon' be ♪

♪ I used to be so ♪