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老大這邊！老大小心！
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老大快點，車子在外面！
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快點走，小心點！
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郁她！
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是！
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不好意思，你慢了
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你想怎樣？
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你老大給我錢，叫我拿你人頭回去
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那老鬼給你多少錢？
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行規來的，不方便說
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我付你雙倍！
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真的？ 真的！
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成交！
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你不會反口吧？
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承諾是很重要的，你不相信？
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我結了婚十年
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我老公對我很好
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沒有行差踏錯、搞三搞四
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是他告訴我，承諾很重要
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恭喜你
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多謝
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放心？ 放心！
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喂，你又在做甚麼？
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剛剛才說過
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承諾是很重要的
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我答應你殺你老大，我會去的
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但我也答應了你老大會取你人頭回去
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我也是要履行的
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喂！
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喂！喂！喂！
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殺還殺，可否不用指甲銼？
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你老大叫我跟你說
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你承諾過跟他一世
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但你出賣了他
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他要讓你知道
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破壞承諾的後果
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承諾，很重要！
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肥成這混蛋今個月又拿了我兩萬
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回來實斬死你！
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老闆，墨西哥護照及你的全家福
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去泰國給我墨西哥護照
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還要是這副德性
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死定了
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仔，老爸對你不起
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以後都見不了你
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幫我在櫃底拿酒出來
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好的
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你跟了我多久？
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半年了
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有加過人工嗎？
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還未
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想不想加？
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當然想！
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屁股翹得愈高，人工就愈高
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你們在偷望我？
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是，要死嗎？
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想嚇死人嗎？混蛋
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你老婆？
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你對兒女？
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你結了婚，有個幸福家庭
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還偷窺其他女人？
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因為你很索
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多謝，但我最僧男人不專一
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我男友和我拍拖十年，從未望過其他女人
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你不專一，是否該受罰？
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這裡的錢歸我，好嗎？
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好
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我拿完錢就會走
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如果你不偷望我就沒事，好嗎？
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好
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我最憎男人不專一
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甜心，生日快樂
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老公，生日快樂
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我很忙，今晚不回來吃飯
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你今晚不能回來嗎？
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再見
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為何顏色完全不同？
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我是David Chow，現在未能接聽你的電話
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請你留言
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你就是那個女人？
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可否出來談談？
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好啊
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頂！這麼久還未到！
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喂？ 喂？去到哪裡？
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不好意思，我經常遲到，要你多等一會
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不要緊，我還未到
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我打來是想通知你，我留了窗邊第一張檯
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那誰先到就誰先坐下吧
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好的
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一會見 一會見，拜拜
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一坐下我就打死你這臭婊子
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你這臭婊子，到了就一槍打爆你的頭
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原來是同行
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你真人比上鏡醜這麼多
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你老公選擇我就夠
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選你？選你就不會生日都不用你陪
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笑甚麼？
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我笑…是因為他都不需要你陪
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為何不開槍？
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你為何不開槍？
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我在想事情
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我也在想事情
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不知道…他正跟誰在一起？
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喂，你找到了嗎？
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不要吵，要下載的
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沒見過人做狐狸精做到你這般蠢
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甚麼狐狸精？
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狐狸精是說你！
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你再說多次，我一槍打爆你的頭
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狐狸精！打吧！
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龍華酒店？
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吃乳鴿？
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我老公不吃乳鴿的
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不叫就行，那裡的椒鹽豆腐很有名的
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是酒店，有房間的！
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人家去開房了，白痴！
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我只想騙騙自己而已
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想不到他還有第三個女人
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你做甚麼？
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親手幹掉那對奸夫淫婦
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狐狸精打狐狸精？
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別再叫我狐狸精！
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我和他一起十年還不知你的存在
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對不起，不過現實中你仍是狐狸精
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我現在就去殺那狐狸精
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要麼你就和我去殺她
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要麼你就現在殺了我
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登記入住
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甚麼名字？
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Hermes Tong
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剛才有位先生已經取房了
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是嗎？到了多久？
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一小時左右
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姐姐，上不上網？
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不用了
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吃早餐？
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也好，餐廳在哪裡？
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我煮…
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不用了
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是不是喜歡那位姐姐？
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想要娶老婆就要乾淨一點
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這樣好看多了
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David Chow在哪裡？
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我幫你看看
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402
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等等
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有沒有跟女人來？
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不是
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男人？
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不是
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玩嗎？一個人來這種酒店？混蛋
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兩位小姐
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別說我不警告你們
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要麼就開房，要麼就離開
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隨便給我一間房
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為何不直接殺進去？
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捉姦嗎？
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嗯…
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謝謝
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大家都是女人，明白的
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祝你好運
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為何不直接殺進去？
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你聽不到嗎？
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現在只有David一人，即是那女人還未到
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在房等一會吧
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你叫我在此等我男友跟別的女人上床？
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就讓他幹埋這次
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反正都是他人生中最後一次
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這全是你送給我的禮物
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現在全部歸還給你
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以後不拖不欠
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行開！行開！ 冷靜點，別亂來！
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不關你們事！ 行開！放了那女人
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你站在那裡，不要動
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放下武器！放下武器！
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別再行近，否則我幹掉她！
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冷靜！冷靜！
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放輕鬆，告訴我發生甚麼事
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她出軌
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我沒有
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讓他說，繼續說
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她勾引我弟弟
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你痴線的！
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她更勾引樓下的保安
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我沒有
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你還在裝！你還在裝！
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聽我說！聽我說…我也有男朋友
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關我甚麼事
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我男友出面有其他女朋友
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不只有女朋友，還有個老婆
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因為只要你有一個人
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沒甚麼痛苦得過失去他
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我很認同你的說法
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你別出聲！你別出聲！
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冷靜！但我仍與他在一起，仍然很愛他
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為甚麼？
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因為只要你失去他，你就甚麼也沒有
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誰會如此大方？誰會如此大方？
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就是我！我發誓！
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我不相信
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你打給他，你打給他我就相信你
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我正執行任務，怎可找他？
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甚麼聲音？ 我男友
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你怎知道？
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心裡心裡有個謎，專屬我男友的鈴聲
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好，你接他電話
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接他的電話我就相信你
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好，我接聽
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開免提裝置
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喂？
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是我
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甜心？
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叫我David吧，記得明天約了我嗎？
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記得，是你生日
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我約了你去龍華酒店慶祝
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我們約在龍華酒店但不是慶祝，是分手
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甚麼？他媽的！頂！為甚麼？
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他媽的！頂你！頂你！頂你！頂你！
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你沒事嗎？
220
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賤男人！
221
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不如…你安排車讓我走
222
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車你老味！
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00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,596
老婆，我很愛你的
224
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,278
所有男人都活該！
225
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,073
你是不是勾搭男人？
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還要勾搭兩個？
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00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,677
我沒有！不是兩個男人
228
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,591
根本就是同一個人
229
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,117
他弟弟就是那保安，那保安就是他弟弟
230
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,998
那你即是出軌？
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00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,309
我都說了沒有！
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你說服得了我，我就放過你
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00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:47,510
那天是…做保安的弟弟來我們家修水喉
234
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,434
我見他本身是弟弟的保安
235
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,793
修到整個人都濕透
236
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,597
我就給他衣服更換
237
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,794
我怎知他突然用保安的身份
238
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,197
向我收取管理費
239
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,988
我們哪有錢，問他可否遲點收
240
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:09,230
他又突然以弟弟的身份說可借錢給我
241
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,073
我便一時感動抱著他
242
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,789
老公回來看到便說我出軌
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00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,155
那你究竟有沒有出軌？
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沒有！
245
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,197
我覺得你在說謊
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00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,073
那就當我有吧
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00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,918
有就更是活該
248
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,279
我最憎一腳踏三船
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00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,116
甜心？
250
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:44,034
姐姐…弄了些食物…給你…
251
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,870
甜心？
252
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,834
你叫我老公，叫得這麼噁心？
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00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,189
天啊
254
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,912
你甜心在你旁邊嗎？
255
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,069
關你甚麼事？
256
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,833
我現在要幹掉你們這對奸夫淫婦
257
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,958
你說關不關我事？
258
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,350
David是我殺的人，未輪到你動手
259
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,679
你要殺David？
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00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,556
是
261
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,189
他拋棄了你？
262
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,277
知就好，不要笑
263
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,636
哦！David拋棄了她
264
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,392
八婆，不要笑，我已經忍了你很久
265
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,392
幹掉你老公前，我會先幹掉你
266
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,277
好啊，來吧！
267
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,431
你剛跟誰說話？那狐狸精在你旁邊？
268
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,388
她認識你的，還叫你全名，狐狸精
269
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,518
你在叫誰狐狸精？
270
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,238
我一直在忍你們
271
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,800
我不搞你們，你們來搞我？
272
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,114
我現在搞你不起嗎？
273
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,270
告訴你我收線後就下來幹掉你
274
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好啊
275
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,873
她叫誰狐狸精？
276
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,151
誰人生氣就是誰
277
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,108
狐狸真是狐狸，果然較陰濕
278
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,118
陰濕不是我的考慮範圍，最緊要贏
279
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,232
讓我吃完那枝煙可以嗎？
280
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,229
我有
281
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,156
沒有火
282
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:16,995
入面有
283
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:34,870
還給你
284
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,518
送給你，上路用
285
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:38,795
多謝
286
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,150
你做甚麼？
287
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,276
沒有，找位置放你的煙
288
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,790
電影經常見殺手留著一顆子彈
289
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,791
要不殺人，要不自殺，是真的嗎？
290
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,918
電影你也信？經常老作而己
291
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,835
真的沒位置放煙，還給你吧
292
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:22,839
你又說電影騙人？
293
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,875
我又不是留一顆子彈，手榴彈而已
294
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:27,830
你恐嚇我？
295
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,309
試下吧
296
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,951
送給你，上路用
297
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,679
頂你啊
298
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,355
怎麼了？
299
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,998
在哪裡？
300
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,272
你認為我會告訴你嗎？
301
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,431
又說打大交，自己卻一走了之
302
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,515
你的話題很悶，不想跟你說
303
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,629
喂，又怎樣？
304
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,789
聊聊天而已
305
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,274
你很閒嗎？
306
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,556
我很忙的，要一手拿槍一手拿電話
307
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,870
聊聊天而已，為何那麼燥？
308
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,072
熱死辣辣聊甚麼？
309
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,072
熱死辣辣聊甚麼
310
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,838
你老公是否經常說這句話？
311
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,155
你說甚麼？
312
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,990
老婆，聊聊天吧
313
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,279
熱死辣辣聊甚麼？
314
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,758
你喜歡做完愛和我聊天嗎？
315
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,990
當然喜歡，會有人不喜歡嗎？
316
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,230
有人可能會說熱死辣辣聊甚麼
317
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,669
明天和你聊到夠
318
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,955
他媽的！他還說了甚麼？
319
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:47,874
熱死辣辣聊甚麼、好端端轉甚麼位
320
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:54,718
濕濕的如何放進口…有很多，有排說呢
321
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,273
但你又不想聊
322
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,194
我有個免提裝置，放在5樓滅火筒
323
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,633
你來拿吧
324
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,959
拿你老味！
325
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,871
那…別拿了
326
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,029
我把你老公所說的
327
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,508
都在instagram公開，還要標籤你
328
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,509
你他媽的不
329
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,556
拿吧
330
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,509
你現在在哪？
331
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,589
你現在在哪？
332
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,554
露天茶座
333
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,753
露天茶座
334
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,395
影張相來看看
335
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,790
影張相來看看
336
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,668
又不算太蠢
337
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,796
這餐廳我也去過
338
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,268
提拉米蘇很好吃，為甚麼不點？
339
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,797
提拉米蘇很好吃，為甚麼不點？
340
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,553
你埋伏我嗎？
341
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,513
那你拿不拿？
342
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,317
不拿的我就放上instagram
343
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,312
知不知我為何這麼遲才上到來？
344
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,437
為甚麼？骨質疏鬆嗎？
345
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,352
今早我在老公身上找到愛情符
346
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,349
我剛剛把它掉落馬桶
347
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,952
不知是不是屬於你的？
348
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,119
喂
349
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,839
給我你的銀包
350
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,710
以後袋著它
351
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,911
我幫你求多個事業符吧？
352
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,557
你這死婆，想在我身上插旗？
353
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,159
死八婆，你把它掉落馬桶！
354
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,709
死八婆！ 愛多一萬年？
355
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,517
你也頗貪心的
356
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,434
墨水會溶化的！
357
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,554
對，會溶化的
358
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,594
若你現在下去把它撈上去
359
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,598
一萬年也許會溶剩幾年
360
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,873
否則，一年也沒剩
361
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,036
如何？
362
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,116
九千年…
363
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,868
八千年…
364
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,759
七千年…
365
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,917
這八婆正用免提裝置引那八婆上來
366
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,629
這八婆則用一道符引那八婆下去
367
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,432
看來這兩個八婆都不簡單
368
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:48,430
現在的關鍵是，這八婆會否聽那八婆的話
369
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,031
五百年…
370
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:53,913
四百年…
371
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,149
有沒有那麼快？
372
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:59,115
差不多吧，鹹水會腐蝕墨水的
373
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,433
九十年…
374
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:08,794
他媽的好！
375
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,949
全溶化了，頂你！
376
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,633
連接了免提裝置再打給你吧
377
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,557
死八婆，我要一槍打爆你的子宮
378
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,159
尚有一個，還是小心點
379
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,951
為甚麼David送給我的耳環會在她身上？
380
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,318
弊！我老婆回來中，走！
381
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,832
要添飯嗎？
382
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,118
為甚麼會有耳環在地上？
383
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,509
你記得我怎樣跟你求婚嗎？
384
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,315
你說帶我去遊車河
385
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,710
我一上車就發現有東西頂著
386
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,712
然後就發現了戒指
387
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:24,709
怎麼了？下星期才是我們結婚週年紀念
388
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,039
你這麼快就用這招？
389
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,597
那為甚麼只有一隻？
390
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,871
你很快會踩到另一隻
391
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,038
壞壞的，裝浪漫
392
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,556
老婆，我想…
393
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,072
熱死辣辣…一會兒吧…先吃飯？
394
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,554
若我一槍打爆這八婆的頭
395
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,233
這八婆的血便會弄髒我的耳環？
396
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,839
發生甚麼事？
397
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:57,833
你也算很歹毒
398
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,111
厲害，這樣也炸不死你
399
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,158
未幹掉你，我怎會捨得死？
400
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,513
別再畏首畏尾
401
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,078
去大堂！ 好啊！
402
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,073
喂，甚麼事？
403
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,831
好，冷靜點…冷靜點
404
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,269
媽，該怎辦？她們在鬧事
405
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,871
由得她們吧，又不是搞上你
406
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,437
那死鬼婆去哪了？
407
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,199
原來是你
408
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,435
早該在電梯內一槍打爆你的頭
409
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,510
是你的？
410
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,958
如此熱鬧？開家庭會議嗎？
411
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,194
熱死辣辣聊甚麼？
412
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:53,709
收聲！
413
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,592
大婆生氣了，對不起
414
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,637
還有現場觀眾呢
415
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,635
我勸你們別亂動，子彈沒長眼
416
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,152
用不用如此厲害？
417
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,112
看甚麼？出手吧
418
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:58,909
不怕沒子彈嗎？
419
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:02,874
早就說了
420
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,038
她沒子彈了，打她吧
421
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,636
妳們都沒子彈，進來單挑吧！
422
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,310
如此野性，見到都有反應了
423
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,753
姐姐…
424
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:28,119
數十年前，這裡是偷情勝地
425
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,396
不過現在都沒生意
426
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:37,595
你看外面，沒有客人，只有一個老伯
427
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,997
所以我約你來這裡見面
428
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:49,516
這裡發生任何事都沒人知，放心
429
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,399
我叫你開全球定位系統，已經開了？
430
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,669
她們兩個應該過來中
431
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,351
另外那飛虎隊呢？
432
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,636
我照你的說法，約她來過生日
433
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:18,789
過一會就到
434
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:19,830
很好
435
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:21,878
那你還有甚麼特別要求？
436
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,717
沒有，我只想她們在這世界上消失
437
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:28,915
那過程是否由我們自由發揮？
438
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:30,071
沒問題
439
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,116
正啊，弟！有得玩！
440
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:35,989
我可以走了嗎？
441
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,750
可以，記得轉賬
442
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:40,829
當然
443
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,312
不好意思，我們做這行本來不應問
444
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,880
但到頭來我也是個女人
445
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,511
有一條問題我很想問你
446
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,670
甚麼問題？
447
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,319
她們三個都這麼愛你
448
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,871
為甚麼你想她們死？
449
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,356
因為我認識了第四個
450
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,397
她說若我不清除舊賬，就不會跟我在一起
451
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:09,589
很有錢的？
452
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,952
不，是非常有錢
453
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:19,431
很歹毒，不過我仍會照做
454
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,269
謝謝
455
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,316
大保 是
456
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,717
死老頭，來加水！
457
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:53,953
姐姐…
458
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:55,753
妳沒事吧？
459
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,354
想不想娶她當老婆？
460
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,919
媽媽帶妳去跟她拜堂
461
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,758
那這兩個怎樣？
462
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,591
你想怎麼玩便怎麼玩
463
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:19,870
好吧
464
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:25,869
你都很捱得，仍然清醒
465
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,953
想不想走？
466
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:33,354
其實我是好人，想放你們走
467
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:35,755
走吧
468
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:44,676
美女，正門鎖了，走後門吧
469
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:54,191
喂，但我只給你們一分鐘
470
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,632
因為我要壯陽
471
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:01,955
一分鐘之後，我要姦殺你們！
472
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,595
剪吧！
473
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,398
幫手吧！
474
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:15,315
美女，你在哪？
475
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:40,955
你當我傻的嗎？
476
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:52,549
喂，混蛋
477
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,514
起身
478
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,555
姐姐，你很美
479
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,275
我兒子想和你洞房
480
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:52,509
操你！
481
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:07,236
不是「操我」，是他「操你」
482
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:35,270
性虐，我喜歡！
483
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,593
你還好嗎？
484
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,238
為甚麼你看來沒事一樣？
485
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:50,594
我覺得我斷片了
486
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:55,516
笑甚麼？
487
01:01:56,160 --> 01:02:00,551
本來我們要幹掉對方，現在卻一起逃亡
488
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,351
我祈求你別太快死
489
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,839
我出到去就會幹掉你
490
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,956
好啊，等你
491
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:45,309
混蛋！
492
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:34,798
拜堂！
493
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,950
一拜天地
494
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:49,795
拜吧
495
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:56,875
拜吧
496
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:15,191
二拜高堂
497
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,434
第三拜，你拜嗎？
498
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:57,117
拜堂後，喝新抱茶
499
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:06,112
媽媽喝茶 乖
500
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:23,109
姐姐…姐姐…聽話吧
501
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:26,829
媽媽喝茶…媽媽喝茶…
502
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,553
不要
503
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,591
不要動…媽媽喝茶…
504
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:39,753
不要動…
505
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:52,510
二保，帶你老婆洞房
506
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,114
帶她上床！
507
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:22,839
原來你們喜歡玩捉迷藏，我陪你玩
508
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:03,715
通渠水！
509
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,678
你他媽的想怎樣？
510
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,996
我要幫你消毒
511
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:56,276
含膿就手尾長
512
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,508
我不想你拈污我兒子
513
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:26,311
兒子，做吧
514
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:37,190
記得怎樣做嗎？
515
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:46,189
洞房啊，我教了你很多次
516
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:50,194
忘記了…
517
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:59,313
答我！再答不出來我就打死你！打死你！
518
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:02,194
三十多歲連洞房也不懂
519
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:04,270
我死了誰會照顧你！誰會照顧你！
520
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:06,032
誰會照顧你！誰會照顧你！
521
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,790
小便
522
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,149
是，然後呢？
523
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:22,157
我小便的地方…放到她小便地方…然後小便
524
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:25,835
沒錯，叻仔，叻仔
525
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:35,158
對了，對了，你記著
526
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:37,913
你行不行？
527
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:39,115
可以的
528
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,833
扶你一把而已，不用這麼大反應
529
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:46,348
會痛的
530
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:48,678
你這種死人態度
531
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:50,352
我老公到底喜歡你甚麼？
532
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,596
你老公喜歡我有兩個原因
533
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:53,948
第一，我比你好
534
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:55,234
第二，你不夠我好
535
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,917
若你真的比我好
536
01:09:57,920 --> 01:09:59,876
我老公早就跟我離婚和你一起
537
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,919
起碼我肯和你老公熱死辣辣聊天
538
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,911
你要熱死辣辣地跟他聊天他才和你做愛
539
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,592
我不用聊天他都會和我做愛
540
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,749
表示我比你厲害
541
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:10,228
也對，你一個姿勢做一世的
542
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,071
「David，好端端為何要換位？」
543
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:13,991
我沒說錯，好端端換甚麼位
544
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,911
你坐巴士由屯門去旺角會換位嗎？
545
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:18,117
別碰我，在處理正經事
546
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,109
還未死…
547
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,151
男人都是活該的
548
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:02,439
別行過來，走！
549
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,551
那個「西人」在叫？
550
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:06,988
你又知是「西人」？
551
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,319
他媽的遠離我！
552
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,314
說英文還不是「西人」嗎？
553
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:15,357
行開！行開！ 將小便的地方…
554
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:18,318
他媽的遠離我！ 放入她小便的地方…
555
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:19,833
哈囉！
556
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:25,155
我兒子呢？
557
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:26,555
你兒子？
558
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,668
已經死了 已經死了
559
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:33,352
賤女人
560
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,112
何必這樣說自己？
561
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,071
這裡有兩枝槍
562
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:46,913
一枝在我手上，一枝在我兒子褲檔處
563
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,756
你估哪一枝會先射？
564
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,431
那混蛋和你做愛時有沒有用安全套？
565
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:19,638
你男友…有用安全套嗎？ 沒有
566
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:27,710
對不起，那你呢？
567
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:30,231
我是他老婆，當然沒有
568
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:32,919
也算合理
569
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,793
我和那混蛋結婚十年，也想生BB
570
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:42,070
一直沒避孕，卻一次也沒中
571
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:48,193
你想怎樣？
572
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:49,952
幾億顆精子都射不中我
573
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,272
我不信幾十粒子彈會射中我
574
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,753
你冷靜一點 三…
575
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:04,116
都要想清楚吧！ 二…
576
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:07,237
不是吧…也要做準備吧 一…
577
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:16,636
我剛做殺手時很害怕
578
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,520
我師父問我想不想生小孩
579
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:23,633
我說當然想，每個女人也想做媽媽
580
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,513
然後他跟我說
581
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:29,308
中子彈的痛是八級，生小孩是十級
582
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:32,312
我們做女人的連生小孩也不怕
583
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:34,431
中子彈，有甚麼好怕？
584
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:40,317
我曾在《姊妹》看過
585
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:42,709
它說每個女人都是一枝紅酒
586
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:45,678
她要用一輩子去尋找屬於她的紅酒塞
587
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:48,873
我本以為我已找到自己的紅酒塞
588
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,438
但我後來才發現，這紅酒塞
589
01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:52,908
不止屬於我一個
590
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:54,832
我曾經嬲過其他紅酒
591
01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:58,436
但仔細想想，錯不在我們這些紅酒
592
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,109
而是那個亂插的紅酒塞
593
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:13,076
弊了
594
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:49,679
你平時都不給我喝，媽媽
595
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,197
起來！
596
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:04,111
我肚餓了，要吃飯，快起來煮飯！
597
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:08,432
媽，別浪費提子汁，我想喝
598
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:13,953
媽媽…快起來…快起來…
599
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:21,437
我肚餓了…我肚餓了…快煮飯給我…
600
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:29,671
十個男人，九個都是人渣
601
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:32,033
剩下的一個就是白癡
602
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,071
媽媽…
603
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:58,196
能起來嗎？狐狸精
604
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:07,274
喂，幫幫手吧
605
01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:13,635
兩個狐狸精
606
01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:25,588
你們還會找David嗎？
607
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:30,312
時間不是用來這樣浪費的
608
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,110
你又在找David？
609
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:38,879
癡線，約其他男人了
610
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:45,352
那你呢？你麻煩些
611
01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:49,112
會有多麻煩？
612
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:52,157
離婚和結婚一樣都是簽紙而已
613
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:56,394
分別在於結婚一起簽，離婚分開簽
614
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:04,429
去哪裡？
615
01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:07,910
市區 順路，載你吧
616
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:10,038
我不想再跟你順路
617
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,752
那以後各走各路？
618
01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:00,951
三年後
619
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:29,030
Madam，甚麼事？
620
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:32,033
請問這裡是否有位客人叫Michelle Lee？
621
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:34,156
客人的資料我們不能透露
622
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,151
或者我找經理跟你說？
623
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:43,356
經理，外面有位Madam想查詢
624
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:44,349
好的
625
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,918
現今社會這麼不安定？
626
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,195
女殺手也可以做Madam？
627
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:02,792
我們是Virginia公司來送貨
628
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:07,558
麻煩請找Michelle Lee小姐來簽收
629
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:16,358
甚麼？你男友向你求婚？
630
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:18,752
他是怎樣向你求婚的？
631
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:23,113
他訂了Mr. Cowden的總統套房
632
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:25,509
最貴的Mr. Cowden？
633
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,795
哎，你先別吵，你繼續說
634
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:30,957
我們就吃了晚飯，喝了些紅酒
635
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:32,957
然後就…
636
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:41,117
然後我們上了床上，在最緊要的關頭
637
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,238
我就脫掉他的褲子
638
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,671
你猜猜他把戒指放在哪？
639
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:53,550
正是！
640
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:55,917
然後他問我是否肯嫁給他
641
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,592
若我肯的話…
642
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,230
就用口幫他拿出來
643
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:04,308
那你有拿到嗎？
644
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:17,277
這樣都能放？怎放的？
645
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:19,917
用絲帶繫著的
646
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:22,516
那你呢？你怎樣？
647
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,109
我結了婚，生了小孩
648
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:27,193
是仔定女？
649
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:29,834
一個好字，龍鳳胎
650
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:32,355
奶粉錢豈不很貴？
651
01:21:32,440 --> 01:21:35,000
不貴，我餵人奶的
652
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:41,989
但我聽說餵人奶會由粉紅女郎變黑寡婦
653
01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:43,236
看看…看看…
654
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:47,916
喂…不要亂來…都不算很黑而已
655
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:50,832
不過…就大了一點…
656
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:52,952
豉油碟嗎？
657
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:54,951
堡蓋？
658
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:58,999
去死吧！你們遲早也會這樣…取笑我…
659
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:01,271
不過…我老公說…
660
01:22:01,360 --> 01:22:05,399
這裡是仔女的奶樽，他不想啜我…
661
01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:08,349
哪有男人想啜燙蓋？
662
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:12,353
喂，再澄清一次，不是堡蓋
663
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,272
是杯蓋
664
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,071
別取笑人家，Oreo…
665
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,877
誰是Oreo？
666
01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:28,913
原來你是Oreo，加上這個…
667
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:29,989
別亂來…
668
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,031
那你呢？你還未說
669
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:45,872
我最近真煩惱
670
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:47,233
煩甚麼？
671
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:49,196
我現正被兩個人追求
672
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:53,113
一個是富二代，另一個則才華洋溢
673
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:55,076
我都不知該選哪個
674
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,672
何不通吃？
675
01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:59,520
通吃？認真？肯定？
676
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:01,239
有沒有試過在一間舖
677
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:02,593
看見兩個心儀的手袋…
678
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:03,715
你會選哪個？
679
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:04,675
全買！
680
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:08,553
這就是重點！ 就是這麼簡單…
681
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:26,189
對了，三年前你們倆不是說算數的嗎？
682
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:30,153
三年前只因找不到
683
01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:33,197
今天讓我找到，我算他數簿！
684
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,309
別看著的，跟購物一樣
685
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:39,993
無貨沒有辦法，但返貨…
686
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:42,314
那你呢？
687
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:45,437
我說離婚而已，沒說不幹掉他
688
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:47,751
時間到！
689
01:23:57,960 --> 01:23:59,757
Michelle Lee？ 我是
690
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:22,715
結婚後，無論順境逆境
691
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:25,838
你和老公都要相親相愛、不離不棄
692
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:26,795
對嗎？
693
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:34,271
恭喜你，這麼快就遇上逆境
694
01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:36,678
我和他還未結婚的
695
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:37,716
所以呢？
696
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,274
我求你們放過我吧
697
01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:41,358
隨便你
698
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,279
多謝…多謝…
699
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:48,034
喂，你未婚夫何時向你求婚的？
700
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:53,712
不用那麼害怕，問問而已
701
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,391
三年前…
702
01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:03,594
一年365天，他每天向你求婚一次？
703
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:07,834
是正日生日
704
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:13,676
那天…就是我們在酒店打生打死那天
705
01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:17,756
原來那混蛋就是那天向你求婚的
706
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:22,829
你別過來！我爸很有勢力，無法無天的！
707
01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:25,400
我去機場，連行李都不用拿
708
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:28,153
我喝醉酒，連我媽也會掌摑
709
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:30,199
是你找人買兇殺我們？
710
01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:34,359
對，是我做的，又如何？
711
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:39,111
誰搶我男人爭我玩具的全都要死！
712
01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:45,194
八婆！若不是你們，我一早結婚了！
713
01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:50,073
幸好，我男人相信我，聽我的說話
714
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:53,156
你們憑甚麼和我爭？
715
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:56,079
一個是狐狸精、一個生不出、一個是公廁
716
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:02,679
你吃屎吧！
717
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:09,075
死了？
718
01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:10,713
你嚇死了她
719
01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:12,915
我還想聽她說
720
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:17,913
你吃屎吧！
721
01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:19,592
對唔住囉
722
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:37,958
你就是那混蛋？
723
01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:41,714
AABBABABA
724
01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:43,598
你在說甚麼？
725
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:45,955
好久不見
726
01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:19,589
我先來
727
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:22,349
好
728
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:33,319
我和你一起三年，發現你原來有老婆
729
01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:38,157
五年，原來你有女朋友
730
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:44,192
我那麼錫你那麼愛你，你竟和我分手？
731
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:46,152
那你是否活該？
732
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:51,317
向我道歉，也許我會原諒你
733
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,115
不想說？
734
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:07,269
即是說不出了
735
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:14,709
我…最憎人…
736
01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:16,790
一腳踏三船
737
01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:32,873
接力！ 好，謝謝
738
01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:52,992
告訴你一件事，多年前我看中了一條裙
739
01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:56,511
我很喜歡，售貨員卻告訴我沒有貨
740
01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:00,032
我決定等，一等便是十年
741
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:04,593
在這十年當中，我一眼也沒看過其他裙
742
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:07,599
你估我看中了一條怎樣的裙？
743
01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:11,955
婚紗裙
744
01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:16,917
婚紗裙？我穿過，不吉利
745
01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:18,389
至少你曾穿過
746
01:29:24,080 --> 01:29:28,710
後來我才發現這婚紗裙根本一直都沒貨
747
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,433
你騙我
748
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:35,992
騙我甚麼？這十年的青春
749
01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:38,913
我覺得自己是個住在鬼屋十年的女人
750
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:42,754
心理陰影很大，再住下一間屋時
751
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:46,959
那新屋要花很多心機抹去鬼屋的陰影
752
01:29:46,960 --> 01:29:49,633
你看你把新屋害得多慘
753
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:57,349
你就是那鬼屋，我男友就是那新屋
754
01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:59,556
你看你把他害得多慘
755
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:04,315
他對我這麼好，是否該為他做點事？
756
01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:20,311
噢，對不起，別叫了，我已留力了
757
01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:27,033
懶得跟你說，最僧男人不專一
758
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:31,398
搞惦了？ 到你
759
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:45,756
今天熱死辣辣，不如來聊天？
760
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:47,149
你最喜歡的
761
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:52,671
你不說？
762
01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:55,397
你真的不說？
763
01:30:56,520 --> 01:30:58,397
那就讓我來說
764
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:05,397
你知不知男人真的不能騙女人？
765
01:31:06,360 --> 01:31:11,115
萬一…萬一你不小心說謊了
766
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:20,754
你便要絞盡腦汁、竭盡所能瞞她一輩子
767
01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:30,593
若你不小心讓她識穿了、知道了
768
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,913
那你就會死得很慘
769
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,436
男人，要有承諾
770
01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:50,232
有沒有火？
771
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:51,510
我有
772
01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:22,238
正在看這電影的你們
773
01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:25,118
我希望你們能真正了解當中的信息
774
01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:28,832
說甚麼英文…讓我講
775
01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:30,512
告訴你，別得罪女人
776
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:33,114
否則你不會有好日子過
777
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:36,511
沒錯，我們女人的心就像玻璃
778
01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:38,988
一旦碎了，怎樣也黏不回來
779
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:47,676
真的裂開了
780
01:32:49,200 --> 01:32:51,270
告訴過你不會有好日子過的
781
01:32:51,440 --> 01:32:54,318
爆得很厲害 現在該怎辦？
782
01:32:54,320 --> 01:32:55,639
收工吧，沒怎辦
783
01:32:55,640 --> 01:32:56,789
收工了，走吧
784
01:32:57,200 --> 01:32:59,270
很慘，裂開了…再見！
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