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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.40,0:00:03.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: First full day as king.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.77,0:00:06.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, what's on the docket,\Nsome fun king stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.88,0:00:08.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: You've got a meeting\Nwith Simon the Architect
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.15,0:00:10.52,Default,,0,0,0,,about infrastructure.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.65,0:00:12.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Well, tell him to do\Na bunch more infrastructure.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.29,0:00:14.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. Less.\NThat should keep him busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.49,0:00:15.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm. Ugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.56,0:00:17.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoever made these\Nsandwiches should be killed.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.36,0:00:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: Kill the sandwich guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.60,0:00:19.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Wait! Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.87,0:00:21.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't actually kill\Nthe sandwich guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.24,0:00:23.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: But everything you say\Nis an order now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.11,0:00:24.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: You're kidding me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.44,0:00:25.71,Default,,0,0,0,,So if I say,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.81,0:00:27.35,Default,,0,0,0,,"That vegetable guy looks like\Nhe could use a good spanking,"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.45,0:00:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,you would take that seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.92,0:00:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: Yes. You're the king.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.39,0:00:32.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Scott, you're going\Nto have to develop a sense
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.16,0:00:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,of when I mean something\Nand when I don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.77,0:00:35.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Use common sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.03,0:00:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Just don't act upon\Nthe obviously funny
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.14,0:00:39.64,Default,,0,0,0,,or whimsical things I say.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.74,0:00:42.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: But is that one of the\Norders I'm supposed to ignore?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.28,0:00:43.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Of course not!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.58,0:00:45.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't ignore the order\Nto use common sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.92,0:00:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That is a legitimate order.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.72,0:00:49.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Just whenever I say something,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.16,0:00:51.40,Default,,0,0,0,,immediately decide\Nwhether I'm joking or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.50,0:00:53.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: Could you just\Nnot joke around?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.34,0:00:56.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Absolutely not, but--\Nand this is the tricky part--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.21,0:00:58.61,Default,,0,0,0,,sometimes as part of the joke,\NI might say
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.75,0:01:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I really mean something\Nbut not really mean it,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.42,0:01:04.19,Default,,0,0,0,,like, "I could eat a horse,\Nand I mean it."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.29,0:01:05.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: OK, so sometimes\Nyou will say
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.06,0:01:08.80,Default,,0,0,0,,you really mean something,\Nbut you don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.93,0:01:10.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Exactly,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.27,0:01:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,but this, of course,\Nis not one of those times,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.17,0:01:14.68,Default,,0,0,0,,and I do mean that,\Nand I mean this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.78,0:01:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: OK, gang.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.98,0:01:18.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got our orders,\Nbut listen closely
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.42,0:01:21.83,Default,,0,0,0,,cuz this is a real mind-bender.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.89,0:01:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.65,0:01:34.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Men: ♪ Uh! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.45,0:01:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.86,0:01:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Uh! Uh! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.30,0:01:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Uh, uh, uh, whoo! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.47,0:01:49.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: I'll admit, at first,\NI was sad I'm not king anymore,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.82,0:01:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,but that's all behind me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.05,0:01:52.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I've moved out of the palace
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.39,0:01:54.52,Default,,0,0,0,,and embraced the simple life\Nof a free man.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.63,0:01:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: That's the kind\Nof thing sad, divorced guys say.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.10,0:01:59.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Well,\NI am divorced in a way--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.17,0:02:01.57,Default,,0,0,0,,divorced from responsibility,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.67,0:02:03.51,Default,,0,0,0,,and like many a divorcé\Nbefore me--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.61,0:02:05.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Oh, no.\NAre you living on a boat?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.41,0:02:08.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: I'm living on a boat.\NWelcome to Ty's Folly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.55,0:02:10.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I put the name\Nright here on the back.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.52,0:02:11.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: It's just\Na picture of you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.13,0:02:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,and a picture of a boat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.36,0:02:14.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis:\NHow would you spell "folly"?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.46,0:02:16.13,Default,,0,0,0,,So be honest. What do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.23,0:02:18.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: It's...nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.37,0:02:19.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: Yeah. Cozy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.41,0:02:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: OK. Stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.64,0:02:21.95,Default,,0,0,0,,It's insulting\Nthat you feel the need
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.05,0:02:23.15,Default,,0,0,0,,to tiptoe around my feelings.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.25,0:02:24.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: Thank god.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.52,0:02:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Politeness was never\Ngonna work for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.05,0:02:27.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Which is fine.\NI'm New Ty now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.69,0:02:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I have shed my unhealthy need\Nto win approval or feel special,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.83,0:02:32.77,Default,,0,0,0,,so insult my boat if you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.90,0:02:34.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's a dump.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.20,0:02:35.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: So, Dad,\Nnow that you're king,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.81,0:02:38.75,Default,,0,0,0,,we gonna have some fun together,\Nmaybe do some invading?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.85,0:02:39.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.81,0:02:40.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: You and me,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.02,0:02:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub and Stupe,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.22,0:02:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,conquering territory,\Nkicking ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.36,0:02:46.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Could be fun, right?\NTy never let me do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.83,0:02:48.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Dad, king to king,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.33,0:02:49.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I would advise you not\Nto let her do any conquering.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.84,0:02:51.17,Default,,0,0,0,,She goes too hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.30,0:02:53.47,Default,,0,0,0,,She'll get herself hurt,\Nand you need her on defense.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.54,0:02:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Ah, don't\Nlisten to him. He's no fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.58,0:02:57.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: And, Stupe,\Nmay I remind you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.15,0:02:58.42,Default,,0,0,0,,this is Dad\Nwe're talking about--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.55,0:03:00.09,Default,,0,0,0,,not someone you'd want\Nto follow into battle.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.19,0:03:02.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, are you going\Nto do that all day?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.53,0:03:03.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Just so we're clear,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.00,0:03:05.63,Default,,0,0,0,,you're the weirdos\Nfor watching,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.77,0:03:07.74,Default,,0,0,0,,and, Stupendous,\Nto answer your question,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.87,0:03:08.97,Default,,0,0,0,,no pointless conquering.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.07,0:03:10.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.28,0:03:11.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: You seem\Nto have forgotten,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.34,0:03:12.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the fun-loving king.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.91,0:03:15.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I have no intention of invading\Nanything non-consensually,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.25,0:03:16.66,Default,,0,0,0,,including other kingdoms.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.82,0:03:17.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, if you'll excuse me,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.96,0:03:20.46,Default,,0,0,0,,as my first kingly act,\NI'm going on a boba run.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.56,0:03:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: What is boba?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.10,0:03:25.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: The sweetest, juiciest,\Nchewiest drink I've ever had.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.34,0:03:27.18,Default,,0,0,0,,They only make it\Nin the Kingdom of Boba,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.34,0:03:28.61,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'm obsessed with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.68,0:03:30.92,Default,,0,0,0,,It's been on my mind\Never since someone here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.02,0:03:32.29,Default,,0,0,0,,said the word "boba."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.39,0:03:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: That was you.\NYou said that word.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.06,0:03:35.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Well, then it's been\Non my mind since I said "boba."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.73,0:03:38.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I am allowed to put thoughts\Nin my own head.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.37,0:03:42.81,Default,,0,0,0,,[Waves lapping]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.88,0:03:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Whooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.52,0:03:48.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell yeah! Never gets old!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.52,0:03:51.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Broseidon,\Ndid you just pop out of a whale?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.26,0:03:53.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: It's called\N"shooting the hole,"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.23,0:03:55.10,Default,,0,0,0,,and Broseidon invented it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.20,0:03:56.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Heard you got a houseboat,\Nby the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.64,0:03:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: You like houseboats?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.14,0:04:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Psshhh. Like 'em?\NI am the god of houseboats.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.85,0:04:03.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Where my boatheads at?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.92,0:04:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Man: Yeah! Heck yeah, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.39,0:04:06.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Woman: Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.82,0:04:08.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Changes in latitude,\Nchanges in attitude.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.39,0:04:09.56,Default,,0,0,0,,You feel me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.66,0:04:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, since I am\Nthe god of houseboats,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.30,0:04:12.67,Default,,0,0,0,,gonna need a monthly offering.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.77,0:04:14.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Offering?\NWhat a racket.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.84,0:04:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.17,0:04:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon does not\Nappreciate that vibe!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.88,0:04:19.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Well,\Nit needs to be said.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.48,0:04:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.88,0:04:22.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you don't wanna pay,\Nyou don't have to pay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.49,0:04:23.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.69,0:04:24.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.73,0:04:26.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hey, I've been\Nmeaning to ask you,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.66,0:04:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,you know that you're\Na demigod, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.43,0:04:30.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Well, yes, in that\NI'm the son of a goddess.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.94,0:04:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: So what's\Nyour demigod power?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.97,0:04:34.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.28,0:04:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Every demigod\Ngets a special power.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.01,0:04:38.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What, you didn't get one\Nat your demigod ceremony?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.39,0:04:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: My demigod ceremony?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.89,0:04:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Uh, yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.19,0:04:43.93,Default,,0,0,0,,the ritual where gods bestow\Nspecial powers on demigods.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.06,0:04:45.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, wait, wait.\NDid your mom not get you one?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.80,0:04:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: No, my mother\Ndid not get me one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.94,0:04:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: If you haven't\Nhad the ceremony,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.47,0:04:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,you're not a full demigod.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.58,0:04:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: When were you\Ngoing to tell me
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.68,0:04:56.02,Default,,0,0,0,,about my demigod ceremony?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.15,0:04:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Your what?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.26,0:04:58.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: My demigod ceremony,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.66,0:04:59.89,Default,,0,0,0,,where demigods are awarded\Ntheir special power.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.99,0:05:01.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Who told you that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.40,0:05:02.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Broseidon,\Nand then he went back
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.63,0:05:04.30,Default,,0,0,0,,into a whale's blowhole,\Nand it was sick!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.40,0:05:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Why are you\Nsuddenly concerned
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.64,0:05:07.18,Default,,0,0,0,,with having a special power?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.31,0:05:08.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought you were happy\Nnot being special.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.95,0:05:10.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: I am perfectly\Nhappy not being special.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.95,0:05:12.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: Sounds like\Nyou want to be special.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.49,0:05:13.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: I don't,\Nbut if I'm destined
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.02,0:05:15.43,Default,,0,0,0,,to have a special power,\NI should damn well have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.53,0:05:17.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I demand you take me\Nto Mount Olympus
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.43,0:05:18.90,Default,,0,0,0,,and get me my demigod ceremony!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.00,0:05:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Oh, you demand it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.30,0:05:21.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I suppose\NI have no choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.01,0:05:22.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: You don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.04,0:05:24.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippo, you're coming with me
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.34,0:05:25.38,Default,,0,0,0,,to make sure\Nshe doesn't change her mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.51,0:05:27.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Super cool demigod exit!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.78,0:05:28.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.75,0:05:30.76,Default,,0,0,0,,You need to wax those floors.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.86,0:05:33.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: ♪ I'm flying to my boba ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.23,0:05:35.17,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ To get my boba treat ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.30,0:05:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I really love my boba ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.34,0:05:39.17,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ No need to be discreet ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.27,0:05:41.18,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It's juicy, and it's chewy ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.28,0:05:43.35,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Two different foods in one ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.45,0:05:44.88,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ The juice runs\Ndown my throat ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.98,0:05:47.89,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ While the balls\Ndance on my tongue! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.02,0:05:49.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll have one--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.19,0:05:50.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster:\NNo bobas for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.40,0:05:51.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Oh, hello, Frankensludge.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.93,0:05:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster: Shlub.\NHow opposite of nice to see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.67,0:05:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,You never thanked me\Nfor your wedding gift!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.01,0:06:00.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Oh, I didn't thank\Nanyone for wedding gifts.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.78,0:06:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not a thankful person.\NThat's arguably my entire brand.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.72,0:06:05.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster:\NMonster code number one--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.29,0:06:07.83,Default,,0,0,0,,"Monster get gift,\Nmonster give thanks."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.90,0:06:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: I'm supposed to thank you\Nbecause of a rule?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.97,0:06:11.74,Default,,0,0,0,,That makes it\Ncompletely pointless.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.84,0:06:13.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster:\NYou always do this, Shlub.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.68,0:06:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You only care about yourself,\Nand no one calls you on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.65,0:06:18.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's payback time.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.69,0:06:22.49,Default,,0,0,0,,By my orders, no one\Nin this entire kingdom
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.56,0:06:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,will serve you a boba.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.26,0:06:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: What?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.64,0:06:27.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster: That's right,\NI'm the king here,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.94,0:06:29.57,Default,,0,0,0,,and I became king\Nfor one purpose--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.67,0:06:32.81,Default,,0,0,0,,to make sure you never taste\Nthe sweet, chewy refreshment
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.91,0:06:36.15,Default,,0,0,0,,of a boba\Nfor as long as you live.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.25,0:06:38.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: You went to all\Nthat trouble of becoming king
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.46,0:06:39.49,Default,,0,0,0,,just to punish me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.59,0:06:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.93,0:06:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Monster code number six\Nclearly states,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.50,0:06:44.67,Default,,0,0,0,,"Monster allowed to go\Ntoo far if monster want."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.77,0:06:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Just give me that!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.98,0:06:48.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster:\NIf you want that boba,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.55,0:06:50.42,Default,,0,0,0,,you gotta go through\Nmy whole army.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.55,0:06:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You'd have to conquer\Nthis whole continent
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.22,0:06:54.76,Default,,0,0,0,,to taste and chew one of these.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.86,0:06:57.03,Default,,0,0,0,,[Slurping]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.30,0:07:01.47,Default,,0,0,0,,[Slurping continues]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.61,0:07:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,[Slurping continues]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.08,0:07:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Stop that!\NStop slurping victoriously!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.32,0:07:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous,\NI've changed my mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.92,0:07:12.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Get your army together.\NWe're invading Boba.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.26,0:07:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: You decided you\Nwanted to spend time with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.60,0:07:17.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Yes. I decided\NI want to spend time with you,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.40,0:07:19.17,Default,,0,0,0,,and that's why\Nwe're going to war.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.27,0:07:21.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Both: Invasion buddies!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.82,0:07:26.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Look at this!\NWhat an invasion force!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.15,0:07:28.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Right?\NYou wanna go rally the troops?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.56,0:07:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Sure.\NUh, how does one do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.56,0:07:31.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous:\NIt's pretty standard.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.83,0:07:33.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You ride back and forth\Nin front of them
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.37,0:07:34.77,Default,,0,0,0,,like your horse is raring to go,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.84,0:07:36.71,Default,,0,0,0,,and you just say\N"freedom" a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.78,0:07:38.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Piece of cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.38,0:07:39.71,Default,,0,0,0,,My loyal subjects,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.85,0:07:42.69,Default,,0,0,0,,soon we will meet our enemies\Non the field of battle,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.79,0:07:46.06,Default,,0,0,0,,but I prefer to call it\Na field of freedom!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.23,0:07:47.80,Default,,0,0,0,,[Cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.90,0:07:49.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: The fighting\Nwill be brutal,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.47,0:07:52.21,Default,,0,0,0,,and many of you will die...\Nfor freedom!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.31,0:07:54.18,Default,,0,0,0,,[Cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.24,0:07:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Freedom is what gives us\Nthe freedom to be free,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.75,0:08:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,and I don't know about you,\Nbut I would rather die right now
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.39,0:08:03.96,Default,,0,0,0,,than live another day\Nnot freedoming!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.10,0:08:05.73,Default,,0,0,0,,[Cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.83,0:08:09.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: That was so moving.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.71,0:08:11.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon:\NAll right. Listen, Ty-bo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.44,0:08:13.18,Default,,0,0,0,,You got a lot to learn\Nbefore the ceremony.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.31,0:08:16.09,Default,,0,0,0,,It is gonna be intense training,\Nstarting tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.19,0:08:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: What sort of training?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.72,0:08:19.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Lotta physical stuff,\Nsome feats of strength,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.36,0:08:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,and you gotta recite a whole\Nthing in the ancient tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.37,0:08:23.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: The ancient tongue?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.87,0:08:25.67,Default,,0,0,0,,My mother never even told me\Nthere was an ancient tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.77,0:08:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Oh, yeah.\NIt is a super powerful language.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.68,0:08:30.35,Default,,0,0,0,,It's based on inflections.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.45,0:08:33.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Like--like, there's\Nthis one word "ee-EE-ee"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.49,0:08:34.92,Default,,0,0,0,,which means horse,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.02,0:08:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,but if you say it\Nlike "EE-ee-EE,"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.40,0:08:40.47,Default,,0,0,0,,it could also mean eyebrows,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.57,0:08:42.31,Default,,0,0,0,,or if you say it\Na different way,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.41,0:08:43.61,Default,,0,0,0,,it just blows up the Earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.74,0:08:45.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: So cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.08,0:08:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: We'll be\Nworking on all that stuff,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.85,0:08:48.82,Default,,0,0,0,,and you get to stay here\Nwhile Ty completes his training.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.92,0:08:51.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria, you recognize\Nyour old bedroom, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.83,0:08:55.97,Default,,0,0,0,,All right. Well, iyaaaaaaaam.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.07,0:08:59.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That means hello, good-bye,\Nand it dries up rivers.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.01,0:09:01.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus:\NMom, you used to live here?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.91,0:09:03.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Yes.\NThis was my apartment.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.62,0:09:04.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I do miss the amenities.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.89,0:09:06.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus:\NIs your bed a cloud?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.52,0:09:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Best night of sleep\Nyou'll ever have.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.29,0:09:09.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: Well, crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.56,0:09:11.43,Default,,0,0,0,,A fish could get used\Nto this place.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.53,0:09:12.43,Default,,0,0,0,,[Chime]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.50,0:09:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What just happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.64,0:09:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria:\NOh, that chair transforms
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.14,0:09:17.01,Default,,0,0,0,,into whatever kind of chair\Nbest fits the moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.18,0:09:18.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: I want to do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.41,0:09:19.55,Default,,0,0,0,,[Chime]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.65,0:09:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a toddler?\NIs that the message here?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.05,0:09:22.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus:\NWhat the heck does this do?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.85,0:09:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: It dispenses ambrosia,\Nthe food of the gods.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.80,0:09:29.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: Oh, my god, Ty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.33,0:09:31.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Yes. It causes\Na feeling similar to sex,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.74,0:09:34.11,Default,,0,0,0,,but magnified by a thousand.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.75,0:09:36.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: [Shudders]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.95,0:09:38.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus:\NI'm never leaving here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.28,0:09:39.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm dying here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.65,0:09:41.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom, you had all this,\Nand then you lost it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.46,0:09:42.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm seeing you\Nin a whole new light.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.73,0:09:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a tragic figure!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.33,0:09:45.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Oh, shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.67,0:09:46.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: You know,\Ndemigods do sometimes
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.74,0:09:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,get elevated to full gods.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.97,0:09:49.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe one day,\NI'll be an Olympian,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.77,0:09:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,and you could come visit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.18,0:09:53.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Oh, could I?\NHow magnanimous of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.78,0:09:55.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: I'm sorry if\Nthe thought of us being equals
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.72,0:09:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,drives you crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.92,0:09:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria:\NWhat drives me crazy is that
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.32,0:09:59.86,Default,,0,0,0,,you would want\Nto hang out with these people
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.96,0:10:01.26,Default,,0,0,0,,after all that I've told you\Nabout them.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.36,0:10:03.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis, "These people"\Nseem pretty decent to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.43,0:10:04.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, if you'll excuse me,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.91,0:10:07.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to go and learn\Nan ancient language.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.31,0:10:10.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Iyaaaaaaam.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.38,0:10:12.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Uhh...huh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.65,0:10:15.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh! Hwah! Hah!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.56,0:10:16.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Newsie: Extra, extra!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.00,0:10:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Krapoplian army\Nwins huge battle!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.60,0:10:21.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Takes Plopopolis!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.44,0:10:23.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Krapopolis\Ndefeats Blibbity City!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.61,0:10:25.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Cackletown! Littleopolis!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.24,0:10:28.32,Default,,0,0,0,,"Some city names\Ntotally made up," study says.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.42,0:10:31.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Father, daughter\Nreally bond on killing spree!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.62,0:10:33.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Haagh...ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.36,0:10:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh! Ooh! Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.43,0:10:37.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Dad, Dad! Look! Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.84,0:10:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch the light\Nin this guy's eyes go out!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.01,0:10:42.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: I saw it, yes!\NSweetheart! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.38,0:10:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at you! That's my girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.35,0:10:45.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Newsie: Uh-oh, Shlub and Stupe
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.62,0:10:47.06,Default,,0,0,0,,find it's harder\Nthan they thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.16,0:10:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Krapoplian army paying\Nreal price for this dumb idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.80,0:10:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,"Battle not so fun anymore,"\Nsays source close to king!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.00,0:10:56.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Medic: OK. Um, you're\Ngonna feel a little sting
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.24,0:10:59.05,Default,,0,0,0,,because I'm placing your arm\Nin this log full of fire ants.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.18,0:11:02.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Aah! Uh!\NAnd this heals it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.62,0:11:04.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Medic: Well, that's\Nwhat we're finding out.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.32,0:11:06.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Scott, I need\Nyour advice on something,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.23,0:11:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and I need you\Nto tell me the truth,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.10,0:11:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and before you ask, this is one\Nof those things I really mean,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.14,0:11:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,and so is what I'm saying right\Nnow about really meaning it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.58,0:11:15.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.01,0:11:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Was it irresponsible\Nof me to drag this army
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.78,0:11:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,into a protracted land war\Njust for a drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.76,0:11:22.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: It was maybe a little--
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.36,0:11:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Keep in mind that\Nif you say it's irresponsible,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.23,0:11:27.14,Default,,0,0,0,,that means\Nyou're siding with Ty.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.20,0:11:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: It was\Na little irresponsible.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.01,0:11:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: So I should come clean\Nabout the boba thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.71,0:11:31.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: I think you gotta.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.98,0:11:33.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Damn you.\NKill yourself. No. Don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.78,0:11:36.42,Default,,0,0,0,,That was a joke, and me\Nsaying that is not a joke,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.56,0:11:37.96,Default,,0,0,0,,and neither is this.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.02,0:11:40.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous, I think we\Nhave to call off the invasion.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.73,0:11:41.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: What?\NScott: Great idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.90,0:11:43.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Can I confess something?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.27,0:11:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I only started this invasion\Nto get a boba.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.64,0:11:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous:\NCan I confess something?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.14,0:11:48.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.28,0:11:49.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm having the time\Nof my life out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.71,0:11:51.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.18,0:11:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Yeah. I mean,\Nyou never come to my fights,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.85,0:11:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,and now look at us.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.22,0:11:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't even care\Nthat we're in a quagmire
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.09,0:11:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,as long as we're together,\Nunless you think that's dumb.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.60,0:12:02.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: No, it's not dumb.\NIt's the noblest reason of all.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.41,0:12:05.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you know the ancient song\N"Cat's in the Cradle"?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.45,0:12:06.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: No.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.85,0:12:08.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: I don't either,\Nbut I can only assume
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.18,0:12:10.35,Default,,0,0,0,,it's about a cat\Nwho jumps into a cradle
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.45,0:12:11.76,Default,,0,0,0,,and steals a man's baby
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.86,0:12:13.80,Default,,0,0,0,,before he even gets a chance\Nto know her
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.90,0:12:15.97,Default,,0,0,0,,and the cat raises\Nthe baby as her own
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.03,0:12:19.11,Default,,0,0,0,,and when the baby girl grows up,\Nshe doesn't even recognize
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.24,0:12:22.35,Default,,0,0,0,,her own dad because she thinks\Nshe's a cat now
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.45,0:12:23.95,Default,,0,0,0,,and when he goes to hug her,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.05,0:12:26.02,Default,,0,0,0,,she instinctively\Ntears his face off.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.12,0:12:28.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous:\NThat would be my guess, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.46,0:12:29.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: It's a cautionary tale,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.76,0:12:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'm not gonna let that\Nhappen to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.63,0:12:32.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: You mean it?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.70,0:12:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Of course I mean it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.30,0:12:36.64,Default,,0,0,0,,This war is completely worth\Ndoing because you deserve it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.74,0:12:38.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: Couldn't you have\Nfather-daughter time
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.51,0:12:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,some other way?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.85,0:12:42.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, people are really\Ngetting hurt out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.79,0:12:44.72,Default,,0,0,0,,[Stupendous and Shlub laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.82,0:12:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous:\NWhat is he talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.96,0:12:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Aphrodite: Anidi.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.43,0:12:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Anidi...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.84,0:12:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Iyaaaaam.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.01,0:12:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Iyaaaaam...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.04,0:12:58.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Oh, there you go,\Nbro. Now you're getting it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.65,0:13:00.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Apollo: Ha ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.15,0:13:01.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Broseidon, don't forget to\Nteach him the choreography, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.06,0:13:04.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Aphrodite: Oh, yeah. I wanna\Nsee full choreo with this thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.90,0:13:06.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: Mom,\Nthis doesn't seem right.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.37,0:13:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Did they just bring him here\Nto humiliate him?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.10,0:13:10.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Absolutely.\NThey don't give away god powers.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.81,0:13:12.25,Default,,0,0,0,,He's here\Nfor their entertainment.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.35,0:13:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: That's cruel.\NYou gotta tell him.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.58,0:13:15.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Absolutely not.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.79,0:13:17.29,Default,,0,0,0,,He needs to learn\Nthis lesson for himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.39,0:13:18.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: If you're\Nnot gonna tell him, I will.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.99,0:13:20.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: You will do\Nno such thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.49,0:13:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: Yes, I will...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.70,0:13:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus:\Nright after this passes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.88,0:13:29.95,Default,,0,0,0,,[Lute music playing]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.08,0:13:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Singer:\N♪ The cat's in the cradle ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.62,0:13:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ He's stealing the girl ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.26,0:13:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Raising her up\Nlike a cat in the world ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.64,0:13:42.84,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ She never knew Daddy ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.94,0:13:45.21,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ But she knows him now ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.31,0:13:49.65,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And she's going to tear\Nhis face off ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.75,0:13:51.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Victory!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.26,0:13:55.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Singer: ♪ She's gonna\Ntear his whole damn face! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.80,0:13:58.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Hmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.30,0:13:59.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Victory!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.01,0:14:02.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I drink your boba.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.55,0:14:04.85,Default,,0,0,0,,[Slurping]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.02,0:14:09.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Dad! Look out!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.36,0:14:16.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Ohhhhh...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.21,0:14:17.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.48,0:14:25.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Stu...pen...dous!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.23,0:14:28.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you always\Nhave that arrow there?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.70,0:14:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster:\NWell, well, well.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.54,0:14:35.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like your daughter's\Nnot gonna make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.31,0:14:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Shut up,\Nyou smelly balloon.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.75,0:14:38.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Yeah, shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.25,0:14:39.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster: You wanna know\Nwhat brought your father
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.62,0:14:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,all this way?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.76,0:14:42.13,Default,,0,0,0,,It was for a drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.23,0:14:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: I already know that.\NI'm fine with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.60,0:14:46.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I had fun. We bonded.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.27,0:14:48.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster: Is everyone\Ncatching the tragedy here?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.40,0:14:50.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Guy who never thinks\Nof anyone else
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.31,0:14:52.81,Default,,0,0,0,,gives up his own daughter\Nfor a drink,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.95,0:14:55.49,Default,,0,0,0,,a daughter so blinded\Nby this sociopath
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.62,0:14:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,she dies for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.19,0:14:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: I did what I did,\Nand I'd do it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.26,0:15:01.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Stupendous,\Nthat's lovely of you to say,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.87,0:15:04.00,Default,,0,0,0,,but I can't let it\Nend like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.07,0:15:07.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait! I've heard monster blood\Ncan save cyclopses.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.74,0:15:10.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-nngh!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.11,0:15:12.15,Default,,0,0,0,,[Stupendous sucking]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.29,0:15:13.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Scott,\Nwhy are you looking away?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.82,0:15:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: I don't know.\NIt seems weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.86,0:15:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: There's nothing weird\Nabout it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.63,0:15:18.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Is anything happening?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.77,0:15:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: No.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.23,0:15:21.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Right, so the monster\Nblood thing was a myth.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.91,0:15:22.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster:\NOur doctors could save her.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.01,0:15:24.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: They could?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.34,0:15:25.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Ours haven't progressed\Npast fire ants.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.81,0:15:27.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Medic: Wow.\NSay it to my face, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.62,0:15:29.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster:\NWe're an advanced civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.62,0:15:31.32,Default,,0,0,0,,We made a smoothie chewable!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.42,0:15:32.86,Default,,0,0,0,,We could save her life\Nright now.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.99,0:15:35.26,Default,,0,0,0,,All you have to do\Nis say, "Thank you."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.33,0:15:36.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Well, that's easy.\NThank--
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.87,0:15:38.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Wait! Dad, don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.37,0:15:39.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: What?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.44,0:15:40.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous:\NThis guy's an absolute turd!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.81,0:15:42.11,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.18,0:15:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,People like you are the reason\Npeople love my dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.32,0:15:46.56,Default,,0,0,0,,He lives for the moment,\Nand he doesn't like rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.66,0:15:49.19,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why everyone\Nwants to hang out with him,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.33,0:15:52.80,Default,,0,0,0,,and that's why I wanted to\Ninvade your country with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.90,0:15:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, never apologize\Nfor being you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.01,0:15:57.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Just let me die.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.21,0:15:59.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't give this guy\Nthe satisfaction.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.38,0:16:02.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh! No! That's dumb!\NSay, "Thank you"!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.19,0:16:05.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Thank you! Thank you!\NFor the love of god, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.76,0:16:07.60,Default,,0,0,0,,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.70,0:16:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Iyaaam...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.93,0:16:11.71,Default,,0,0,0,,anidi...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.81,0:16:14.24,Default,,0,0,0,,otloo...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.34,0:16:15.51,Default,,0,0,0,,zer.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.61,0:16:17.75,Default,,0,0,0,,[Stifled laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.88,0:16:19.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Iyaam...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.45,0:16:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,anidi...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.89,0:16:22.43,Default,,0,0,0,,otloo...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.53,0:16:23.63,Default,,0,0,0,,zer.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.76,0:16:25.80,Default,,0,0,0,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.87,0:16:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Uh, keep going.\NKeep going. They're excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.01,0:16:31.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Aphrodite: Bigger choreo!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.98,0:16:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Iyaam anidiot loser.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.75,0:16:36.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. This is a setup, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.32,0:16:38.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: What? Nah, bro.\NIt's just a little hazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.99,0:16:40.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: So I am getting\Nmy special power?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.06,0:16:42.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Absolutely!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.03,0:16:45.51,Default,,0,0,0,,But first, you gotta drink\Nfrom this chalice!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.61,0:16:47.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Gods: Chalice! Chalice!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.51,0:16:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Chalice! Chalice!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.18,0:16:50.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Chalice!\NChalice!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.52,0:16:52.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: We gotta\Nget him outta here...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.05,0:16:54.59,Default,,0,0,0,,[Gulp]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.69,0:16:56.26,Default,,0,0,0,,at--at some point.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.33,0:16:57.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: I know this is a joke.\NThere's no super power.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.96,0:17:00.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: You don't know that!\NDrink it! Drink the wine!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.40,0:17:03.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: This is dumb.\NI'm really being played here.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.84,0:17:05.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe not, though?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.05,0:17:06.95,Default,,0,0,0,,[Slurp]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.05,0:17:08.42,Default,,0,0,0,,OK. That's spit.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.59,0:17:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Who's to say god spit\Nisn't the magic ingredient?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.49,0:17:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.49,0:17:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Well, you tell me,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.46,0:17:20.27,Default,,0,0,0,,because I now grant you\Nthe demigod power of...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.37,0:17:21.88,Default,,0,0,0,,flight!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.98,0:17:24.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Go ahead. Try it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.65,0:17:25.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Yah! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.95,0:17:29.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: I present\Nto you Tyrannis--
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.46,0:17:34.47,Default,,0,0,0,,an idiot loser who thought he\Ndidn't have to pay me a tribute.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.57,0:17:36.21,Default,,0,0,0,,[Booing]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.34,0:17:38.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Ty, it's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.38,0:17:39.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Mom, you knew\Nthis was a setup,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.98,0:17:41.15,Default,,0,0,0,,and you still let it happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.25,0:17:42.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: I thought\Nabout warning you,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.49,0:17:44.09,Default,,0,0,0,,but you were being\Nsuch a pain,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.19,0:17:45.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I decided to let you learn\Nthe lesson for yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.09,0:17:47.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: What lesson?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.20,0:17:48.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Never trust gods.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.90,0:17:50.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: I just wanted\Na special power so badly.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.04,0:17:52.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I admit it,\NI want to feel special.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.67,0:17:54.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: I'm going to give you\Nyour special power right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.61,0:17:59.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Stand up and look at them calmly\Nlike you don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.59,0:18:03.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Hey, wait.\NI just humiliated you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.06,0:18:05.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Look more hurt!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.23,0:18:06.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Aphrodite: Come on! You lost!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.70,0:18:08.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Apollo: What the hell is this?\NWhat are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.40,0:18:10.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Aphrodite: It's like\Nhe doesn't care about us.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.61,0:18:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Broseidon: Stop not caring!\NYou're ruining it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.85,0:18:15.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Feels good, doesn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.48,0:18:17.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Would feel a little\Nbetter if I had an actual power.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.49,0:18:19.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: All right, but I'm\Nonly going to do this once.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.06,0:18:22.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Point at something.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.14,0:18:26.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Apollo: What?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.34,0:18:28.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliria: Come on.\NLet's get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.18,0:18:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hippocampus: Yah!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.68,0:18:33.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster: I'm glad you\Nfinally learned your lesson.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.06,0:18:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub:\NYou're a strange, sad man,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.53,0:18:37.30,Default,,0,0,0,,but to thank you\Nfor saving my daughter's life,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.43,0:18:39.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I give you all your land back.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.53,0:18:41.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster: I'm afraid\Nit's not that simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.24,0:18:42.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Why not?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.54,0:18:43.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster:\NBecause you beat me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.01,0:18:45.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Monster code number four\Nclearly states,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.68,0:18:48.12,Default,,0,0,0,,"Monster beat monster,\Nmonster stay win."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.28,0:18:50.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: So I literally cannot\Ngive you your land back?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.66,0:18:52.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster:\NThe code says no.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.39,0:18:53.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: What if you win it back?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.06,0:18:55.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Sludge Monster: That I'll allow.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.53,0:18:57.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Dad, I'm not\Nso sure we're gonna be able
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.40,0:18:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,to convince my army\Nto lose on purpose.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.51,0:19:02.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Shouldn't be that hard.\NIt's the same basic formula.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.35,0:19:03.55,Default,,0,0,0,,We gather on this field
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.65,0:19:06.22,Default,,0,0,0,,to lose every bit of ground\Nwe just won.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.29,0:19:08.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Man: Uh...\NDifferent man: Wait. Lose?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.53,0:19:11.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: But I'm not asking you\Nto lose for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.13,0:19:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm asking you\Nto lose for freedom!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.64,0:19:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,[Cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.07,0:19:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Our enemies\Ndon't want us to lose.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.78,0:19:19.55,Default,,0,0,0,,They think we can't lose.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.68,0:19:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,[Booing]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.82,0:19:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: But I believe in you,\Nand I know
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.89,0:19:24.36,Default,,0,0,0,,that when we freedom together,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.46,0:19:28.03,Default,,0,0,0,,we freedom for the freedom\Nof freedom!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.16,0:19:30.23,Default,,0,0,0,,[Cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.24,0:19:34.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Man: Let's do it!\NFreedom, love you!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.28,0:19:35.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Newsie: Extra, extra!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.51,0:19:37.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Krapopolis army\Ngetting ass kicked.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.65,0:19:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Krapopolis conquers Boba,\Nthen loses it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.72,0:19:43.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous\Nalmost dies in battle!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.19,0:19:45.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Has to get saved\Nby enemy doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.57,0:19:48.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Father-daughter outing\Nkills thousands for nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.07,0:19:50.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Aw, crap, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.41,0:19:52.81,Default,,0,0,0,,How do we keep Ty\Nfrom finding out about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.91,0:19:54.35,Default,,0,0,0,,It's on all the vases!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.45,0:19:56.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Oh, he can't find out.\NHe'll lord it over us forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.89,0:19:58.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: We need something\Nto knock this story
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.76,0:20:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,off the vases\Nbefore he gets back.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.06,0:20:03.30,Default,,0,0,0,,It's gotta be a huge news story.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.43,0:20:05.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Scott, I have\Nan order for you,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.34,0:20:07.34,Default,,0,0,0,,and it's going to sound\Na lot like a joke,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.48,0:20:09.38,Default,,0,0,0,,but I swear to you, it's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.48,0:20:12.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Newsie: Extra, extra!\NRead all about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.12,0:20:14.22,Default,,0,0,0,,King's assistant\Ndresses up as gorilla
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.32,0:20:16.59,Default,,0,0,0,,and starts throwing his feces\Neverywhere, shouting,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.69,0:20:19.40,Default,,0,0,0,,"I am gorilla boy!\NGorilla boy need wife!"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.47,0:20:22.27,Default,,0,0,0,,and then insists on getting\Nmarried to another gorilla!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.37,0:20:24.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Sounds like\NI've missed some news.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.28,0:20:25.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: It was a crazy week.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.81,0:20:27.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: It's harder to run\Na city than you think, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.52,0:20:29.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: So true.\NAnd what have you been up to?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.62,0:20:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: I had\Nmy demigod ceremony.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.56,0:20:32.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: I'm sorry I missed it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.86,0:20:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Tyrannis: Yes.\NYou would have loved it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.17,0:20:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hey, Scott. Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.97,0:20:41.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott: Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.13,0:20:54.57,Default,,0,0,0,,[Slurping]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.87,0:20:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: I don't know.\NThe bubble things are annoying.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.68,0:20:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: The bubble things\Nare the whole point!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.51,0:21:01.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Can I get one\Nwithout bubbles?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.32,0:21:02.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: That's just a smoothie.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.52,0:21:03.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: I love smoothies.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.06,0:21:06.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: So does everyone,\Nbut this takes them up a notch.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.13,0:21:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: I think it takes\Nthem down, several notches.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.80,0:21:10.94,Default,,0,0,0,,[Slurp]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.04,0:21:13.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I just keep worrying it's\Ngonna get caught in my throat.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.24,0:21:15.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: What a stupid thing to--
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.71,0:21:16.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Haagh!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.92,0:21:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,[Coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.88,0:21:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Haagh! Hwagh!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.39,0:21:22.03,Default,,0,0,0,,[Gagging]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.13,0:21:23.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: Hup! Hup! Hup!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.96,0:21:25.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Shlub: Ohh...uhh...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.33,0:21:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupendous: I call that\Nthe Stupe Maneuver.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.30,0:21:30.27,Default,,0,0,0,,At half-strength,\Nit saves lives!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.88,0:21:32.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Dan Harmon:\NDid you get any of that?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.98,0:21:36.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Voice: Bento.
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