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[♪ light music playing]
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This is who your dad used to date
back in high school.
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-No, no, no. Nah, nah, nah!
-Yes!
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[laughing]
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Oh, Coach. Chad.
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Uh, this is my old friend
from high school,
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Willie Cameron, and his son Dex.
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-We played ball together.
-Yes!
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Yes, yes. Hi, nice to meet you.
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-I know.
-[Will] Nice to meet you, yeah.
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Yeah, you had that awesome, uh,
one-hander in the semis.
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What? You remember that?
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-That was 20 years ago!
-[Ricky laughing]
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[Coach Byrd]
I actually forgot about that catch.
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[Ricky Hudson] Yeah, I use--
I used to watch all the recruiting tape
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-with my dad, so...
-[Will] Nice!
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[Chad's voice] Is your boy ill?
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[Byrd]
Actually, yes, Chad.
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Dex was recently diagnosed with leukemia.
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But he loves football.
And his new favorite player
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is Chad Powers
of the 5-0 South Georgia Catfish.
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-That right?
-[Will] Yeah.
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It's nice to meet you, Dex.
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-Nice to meet you, too.
-[Byrd] Chad.
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-[Will] Nah, this is--
-No, no, Willie, you're always too polite.
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-They'd love an autograph.
-Oh!
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Oh, it's the least I can do.
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[Will] Thanks.
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[Ricky clearing throat]
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[chuckles nervously]
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[Sharpie continues scribbling]
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Chad, what's up?
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-Hmm?
-Hmm?
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Oh, this is just how I sign my balls.
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By completely coloring 'em in?
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-Yes, sirree.
-[scribbling continues]
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[scribbling continues]
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-Not yet. A couple more.
-[Dex sighs]
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You know, I think
we may need another Sharpie.
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[sniffs]
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[Ricky clearing throat]
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What-- So what-- like,
what grade are you in?
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-[Dex] Uh, seventh grade.
-Seventh grade.
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[♪ triumphant music playing]
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-[Marty] Chad Powers.
-Oof. [chuckles]
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We all know you're
the starting quarterback
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for the undefeated Catfish.
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We all know you're on a five-week tear,
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leading the Catfish
to an undefeated record.
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What we don't know about you
is basically anything else.
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Well, for one... [chuckles]
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I'm Chad.
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[silence]
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[birds chirping]
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[Marty] Indeed you are.
Uh, all I know
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is you play ball like a man possessed.
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But who are you playing for?
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Maybe a mentor, someone who inspired you.
Somebody from home?
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Who do you wanna make proud, Chad?
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Who do I wanna make proud? Uh...
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[whistle rattling]
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I'll, uh... [chuckles] Coach Hudson.
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Coaches Hudson.
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[Marty] Well, sure you do.
They're your coaches.
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But before you even knew
the Coaches Hudson, Chad,
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who from your past inspired you
to play football in the first place?
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Chad, there's gotta be someone,
or something,
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that made you who you are.
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Benjamin Franklin.
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Ben Franklin?
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Benjamin Franklin.
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[Marty] Okay. Ben Franklin.
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Well, how did he inspire you?
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He's the-- the father of electricity.
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So, you know, without--
Without Ben Franklin, I mean...
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you know, there-- These--
There's nothing for the lights to run on.
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So, the stadium lights, field lights,
you know, playing in the dark.
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Yeah, just-- Just dark football.
And that's--
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Nobody can see the dark football,
you know?
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So-- So, I really-- We owe a lot to him.
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-He really paved the way.
-[producer] Cut!
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-We got it.
-Mm-hmm. Oh, yep.
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[coordinator]
Come on, fellas! It's half-time!
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-Thank you, sir.
-Really, really-- You did good job.
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That was weird.
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Y'all got it? No, no, no.
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You are not puttin' that
on College GameDay.
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Natural responses are good.
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No, no, no, I'm not--
I'm not listenin' to someone in Vejas.
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-Hey, Chad? Chad!
-[Russ] Hey.
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-Chad!
-Tricia, we need to run practice.
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I need to give the boy a little note.
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Oh, give-- Hm. You got 30 seconds.
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-Hey, baby bear.
-[Russ] Hi, Miss Tricia.
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Hey. We're gonna do that again, alright?
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-Mm-mm, no.
-Yeah, we are.
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And I was thinkin' on this next one,
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you should just look
right at the camera, alright,
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and just say somethin'
sort of moving and-- and original.
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Like a Bible verse.
The word of John the Baptist.
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[Tricia] No!
Just somethin' like-- like, um...
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Like, "With great power
comes great responsibility."
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Yeah, that's from Spider-Man.
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What is that?
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[soft chuckling]
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What is Spider-Man?
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Tricia! Off the field, now.
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Listen, Chad, we are a Top 10 team now.
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You-- You're Dawson's sweetheart.
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Folks are sayin' you could be
a first-round pick.
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And yet, you have done no interviews.
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I don't really like the media.
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Me neither.
They're-- They're all in Soros' pocket,
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-everybody knows that. Listen...
-[softly] Everybody knows.
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It's a necessary evil, okay?
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This whole GameDay set,
it's just a chance for folks
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to finally learn, who is Chad Powers?
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-Is he a low-T little bitch or--
-[retching]
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-[players] Oh!
-Oh, God.
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[Russ coughing]
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-[teammate 1] Oh!
-[teammate 2] What the fuck?
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-[Tricia] Oh!
-Purge yourself and be clean.
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I can't imagine what you eat.
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-[spitting]
-[Tricia] What is-- [scoffs]
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-No.
-May I-- May I be excused?
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-Get some water, son.
-[Tricia] Come on! Ugh.
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-[Russ] Sorry.
-[Tricia] Disgusting.
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[Nishan] Looks like dog shit.
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[Coach Dobbs] Psst.
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-Hey.
-Hey, how are ya?
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Oh! I wanted to pitch a movie idea to you.
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A biopic about Chris Benoit.
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He's the wrestler that killed
his wife, kids, and then...
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[clicking tongue] ...offed himself.
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-What do you think?
-Right, yeah, it's-- It's great.
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But this is-- This is College GameDay.
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Yeah, I love movies.
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Days of Thunder, awesome.
Awesome.
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-That's a good one.
-It's a good one.
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[♪ "Reflection" from Mulan playing]
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[Danny singing along]
♪ Look at me ♪
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♪ I will never pass for a perfect bride ♪
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♪ Or a perfect daughter ♪
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♪ Can it be ♪
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♪ I'm not meant to play this part ♪
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♪ Now I see ♪
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♪ That if I were truly to be myself ♪
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♪ I would break my family's heart ♪
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♪ Who is that girl I see ♪
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♪ Staring straight back at me-- ♪
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-[paper slamming]
-Oh, my God!
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-What are you doing home?
-[normal voice] Took practice off.
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Going back later for film.
Beautiful singing voice, by the way.
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So, until then, you're...
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practicing your autograph.
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Very me in fifth grade.
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[Chad's voice]
Well, Chad's famous now.
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Which means Chad's gonna be signing
a lot of merchandise,
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which means Chad
can't risk writing his real name,
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which is Russ, not Chad.
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[chuckling] Russ, breathe.
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We got to move
into a sick new place for free
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because Chad is such a brand now.
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People adore you.
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Everything we've worked for,
it's coming true.
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Yeah.
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So, what's wrong?
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[sighs deeply]
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[normal voice] Nothing.
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That's the problem.
Shit's going too good.
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I'm afraid I'm not familiar
with that concept.
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-[paper tearing loudly]
-Okay, Danny, let me tell you
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how my life works.
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Last time I played Georgia
in the Rose Bowl,
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I'm an inch from the goal line,
and a gust of wind
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knocks the ball out of my hand.
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I land a cameo in the Eric André movie.
That gets cut out.
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I'm about to get my shot with the XFL,
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and that cancer kid
just gives up and fuckin' dies.
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[Chad's voice]
Bad stuff always happens to Russ.
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Just a matter of time before it starts
happening to Chad.
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Okay, the voice switching
is really freaking me out.
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[normal voice] Yeah, you fuckin' think?
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[Danny sighs]
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Maybe in the past you've been--
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Fisted by God?
Had everything stolen from me?
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That's not gonna happen this time.
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Oh, oh, sorry, sorry, do you--
Do you have access to a time machine?
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Do you have a little orb
that sees the future?
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-How do you know?
-Because you've never had me before.
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We just gotta be smart.
Keep stonewalling interviews
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until we're sure the mask is ready
for 8K HD.
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Speaking of, did you know your dad's movie
is shooting in Atlanta?
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He could really elevate the makeup.
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Okay, my dad is the last guy
I'm talking to about any of this shit.
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Chad's great. Maybe he'd be proud.
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Well, no matter how great Chad is,
he's still got Russ' asshole.
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[Chad's voice]
Which means God can find it, and fist it.
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[♪ dark, tense music playing]
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[♪ country music playing on radio]
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-Coach in his office?
-Yes, ma'am.
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So what, you just sit out here
and pull your pud till he needs you?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, a gentleman
might get up and walk me in.
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[sighs] I'm sorry, you want me
to treat you like a gentleman now?
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Fuck off, Scott.
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[door opens]
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Oh, babe, let me hop.
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Yeah, okay, I love you.
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I'll see you later. Alright, bye.
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What more can I possibly do
for you, Tricia?
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-Was that Wendy?
-Yes, it was.
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Aw, how's her sister doing?
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Better, much better.
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Oh, and they go see a therapist?
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Mm-hmm, she is.
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Mm, well, I guess everything's lookin' up
for the Catfish, huh?
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-Yeah, I suppose so.
-Yeah, well,
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everything except that pitiful
GameDay package we just filmed out there.
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I don't know what to tell ya.
My boys are athletes, not actors.
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We're about to play
the number-one team in the country.
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Alright, ESPN is out there
featuring us pregame.
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I mean, this is it. This is our moment.
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Well, as far as I'm concerned,
it's just another ball game.
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Oh, bull-fuckin'-shit.
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-[Jake chuckles]
-Biggest game of your career.
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Hell, Saturday feels like
the biggest day of my life,
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and I was there
when the Challenger exploded.
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Really? You were?
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I was eight. It fucked me up.
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Oh, shit.
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Listen, one solid puff piece,
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it gets more five stars lookin' our way,
stocks the NIL fund.
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It really does make a difference, Jake.
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What do you want from me?
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I spoke to the network, alright?
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Chad is the draw here.
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And if they can't get
any good content with him,
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then they're gonna spike
the whole package.
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Look, I know he's not polished.
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-[scoffs]
-But that's part of why people like him.
242
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,627
That's part of why I like him!
He's got a good heart.
243
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,338
No one cares if you can't prove it on TV.
244
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,301
Alright, I'll talk to him.
245
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,469
Or maybe Ricky.
246
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,430
They've got a good thing.
247
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,764
There you go, now.
248
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,185
-That could be an angle.
-What could?
249
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:28,229
"Coach's daughter is the--
is the Chad whisperer."
250
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,480
That's not an angle.
251
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,774
Hey, what-- What if we film
somethin' at your house?
252
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,859
-No.
-Yeah.
253
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,403
Powers, Hudsons, all together,
and Ricky can be sittin' right there
254
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,697
when they interview Chad.
Kinda help translate his...
255
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,617
♪ Da-da-ling, ding, ding, ding, ding ♪
...talk into the King's English.
256
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,578
-Hey, I don't wanna exploit my daughter.
-Well, me neither!
257
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,538
I want to celebrate her.
258
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,874
As-- As a fellow woman in sports.
259
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,667
One who, when out of that nasty ball cap,
260
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,086
could actually flourish
in a visual medium.
261
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,090
I'm serious, Jake, this could be good
for Ricky's career.
262
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,471
[♪ "Cum On Feel the Noize"
by Quiet Riot playing]
263
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,849
♪ Come on, feel the noise ♪
264
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,644
♪ Girls, rock your boys ♪
265
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,730
♪ We'll get wild, wild, wild ♪
266
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,109
♪ Wild, wild, wild ♪
267
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,987
♪ So you think I've got an evil mind ♪
268
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,031
♪ I'll tell you, honey ♪
269
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,993
♪ I don't know why ♪
270
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,288
♪ I don't know why ♪
271
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,459
♪ So you think my singing's out of time ♪
272
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,378
-♪ It makes me money ♪
-[grunting]
273
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,882
♪ I don't know why... ♪
274
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,592
[Ricky] Hey, Chad?
275
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,302
[Russ] [Chad's voice]
Oh, hey, Coach.
276
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,388
Hey, uh, I'm gonna run film today.
277
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,641
-Okay.
-Okay.
278
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,226
[Gerry grunting]
279
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,644
Do you want me to come?
280
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,314
No.
281
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,028
[Ricky] Dawgs bring five or six
when the offense gets behind the sticks.
282
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,322
We need to win first and second downs.
283
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,658
If we stay in the third and short...
284
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,868
-open up the old playbook.
-Yep, exactly.
285
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,371
And the pocket will collapse.
286
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,374
The-- The pressure will be relentless.
287
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,126
Georgia reveals who you really are.
288
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,711
They'll expose you.
289
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,046
Like I'm-- Like I'm nude on the field.
290
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,507
Um, not really like that.
291
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,592
[Russ chuckles]
292
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,762
[Ricky chuckles]
293
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:28,683
Um...
294
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,643
[pencil tapping]
295
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,397
-[softly] Fuck.
-Wait, what?
296
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,983
-You okay?
-I'm, well...
297
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,193
I'm-- I'm supposed to be
casual about this,
298
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,404
but I'm-- I'm incapable, so...
299
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,032
Here goes, um...
300
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:50,163
Coach really wants you to try
another GameDay interview tomorrow.
301
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:55,126
I don't know, I'm--
I read this thing about George Soros
302
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,462
-and the mainstream media.
-It'd be-- It'd be super low-key.
303
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,505
Just at Coach's house.
304
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:03,009
I mean, it sounds like it's the only way
they'll even run the package, which...
305
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,886
[clearing throat] Who cares? But...
306
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,473
My dad does, even though
he'd never say it.
307
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:12,435
But it'd be-- It'd be really good
for the program.
308
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,978
It'd be really good for him.
309
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,106
Your dad has done a whole lot for me.
310
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,027
-[sighs]
-And everyone already likes you.
311
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,655
It'd just be an opportunity
for them to like you even more.
312
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,992
[♪ gentle pensive music playing]
313
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,077
[Russ] Mm.
314
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,207
How is that your reaction to me
telling you you're a rock star?
315
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,003
I mean, folks like me right now
'cause I'm winning ball games.
316
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,671
-But...
-Eh.
317
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,216
...what if I stop?
318
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,346
-[Ricky sighs]
-Maybe I'm not as good
319
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,847
as they think I am.
320
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,603
Maybe I'm not as good as you think I am.
321
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,314
Dude, you are good.
322
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,026
Don't get me wrong,
I like that you're good, but...
323
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,531
I'd like you even if you weren't.
324
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,827
[♪ gentle music playing]
325
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,287
[normal voice] Thanks, Ricky.
326
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,501
[Chad's voice] Ooh!
I gotta doo-doo. [chuckles nervously]
327
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,964
Wait, are you-- Are you coming back?
328
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,425
[door closes]
329
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:27,844
Ew.
330
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,471
[crickets chirping]
331
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,558
-[leaves rustling]
-Fuck.
332
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,852
Shit. [sighs]
333
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,438
[exhales heavily]
334
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,835
We know we're not gonna be able to run
through the tackles against Georgia.
335
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,445
But I think if we can get
Powers out on the perimeter,
336
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,406
I mean, he's got wheels, and it'll
create some one-on-one opportunities.
337
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,575
Yeah, I mean, as long
as we don't get him killed.
338
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,368
We want our guy healthy for the playoffs.
339
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,620
-Playoffs?
-[Jake snickers]
340
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,039
-[Byrd] What?
-Coach Byrd,
341
00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,293
did you just express optimism?
342
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,670
-I think he did.
-For, like, a future outcome?
343
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,339
-[laughing]
-More like a subtle lack of pessimism.
344
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,634
Alright, but you know,
you got a quarterback, you got a shot.
345
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,052
[Dobbs] Mm.
346
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,762
And I'll kill you
if you tell him this, but...
347
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,058
-we got a fuckin' quarterback.
-We got a fuckin' quarterback.
348
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:20,688
[sighs] Chad might be the best Catfish
under center since old Scotty Dobbs.
349
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,315
Better, maybe!
350
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,025
-Wow. Goddamn.
-[Coach Jake Hudson] Yeah.
351
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,569
If you need me to suit up this weekend
to go play the Dawgs, I will.
352
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,988
I mean, Daddy's still got a little bit
of uranium left in the nuke.
353
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,824
-No, bullshit, there is.
-[all laughing]
354
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,785
Aw, shit. Alright, I need to go home.
355
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,121
[sighs] Get some face time with Darlene.
356
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:41,125
Yeah, I better go feed my snakes.
Those fuckers will eat one another.
357
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:44,462
-[Byrd] Coach?
-[Jake] Nah, y'all go ahead.
358
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:48,299
I'm gonna watch these, uh,
third-down cut-ups again.
359
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,634
[Byrd] Don't work too late.
360
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,094
And don't order pizza.
361
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,971
Okay, Mom.
362
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,433
-[Byrd] Alright.
-[Jake] Goodnight.
363
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,985
[♪ light music playing]
364
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:27,046
[broadcaster] Catfish quarterback
Chad Powers has his work cut out for him.
365
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,298
Georgia's defense is nasty.
366
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,717
Top five in every single category.
367
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,388
The Bulldogs lead the nation
in takeaways, sacks, hurries.
368
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,348
They can come at you from anywhere.
369
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,726
Powers has propelled
South Georgia into the top 10
370
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,563
and himself into the Heisman conversation.
371
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,023
Every eye in the world of college football
372
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,901
will be squarely on him
this weekend in Athens,
373
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,278
literally and figuratively.
374
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,362
South Georgia fan?
375
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,824
Don't know anything about 'em.
376
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,076
Me neither.
377
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,375
[♪ rock music playing in bar]
378
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:09,130
-[moaning]
-[car seat creaking]
379
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:10,923
[window thumps]
380
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,385
[moaning continues]
381
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,681
[panting]
382
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,601
[sighing] Oh, it's not...
383
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:26,814
It's not the most comfortable
hookup car, is it?
384
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,611
It's not what it's designed for.
[grunting]
385
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:34,322
It's a sustainable energy substitute
for a pickup.
386
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,825
[banging roof]
Puppy could survive the apocalypse.
387
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,785
An apocalypse with charging stations?
388
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,540
What are you doing here?
389
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,961
-We don't have to make small talk.
-I'm genuinely curious.
390
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,798
Like, what is a hot-shot LA quarterback
391
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,967
doing in podunk South Georgia?
392
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,512
I thought you didn't know
anything about football.
393
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,600
I don't, but you had a good run
in Us Weekly a few years back.
394
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,686
Yeah, well, looking at South Georgia.
395
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,315
-Maybe finish up my degree.
-That's cute.
396
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,651
Cute?
397
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,778
Not allowed to get an education?
398
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,321
Okay, you're very defensive.
399
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,824
Which makes sense after everything
you've been through.
400
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,453
And all over a fuckin' football game.
401
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,788
I mean, who cares?
402
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,918
Yeah, well, to a lot of people,
that game's life or death.
403
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,213
Idiots.
404
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,508
No.
405
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,679
All the bad shit that comes my way...
406
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,099
I think I deserve it.
407
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,938
You know...
408
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,192
all anybody deserves is to be happy.
409
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,612
However they get there.
410
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,450
[♪ gentle music playing]
411
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,960
[Russ] [singing softly in Chad's voice]
♪ ...perfect daughter ♪
412
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,629
♪ Let it be, let it be ♪
413
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,007
♪ Play this part ♪
414
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,093
[continues humming softly]
415
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,557
-Russ?
-Oh, no, it's Chad.
416
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,725
What is happening?
417
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,184
Metamorphosis.
418
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,062
I'm gonna kill myself!
419
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,939
Russ, what the fuck?
420
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,233
[chuckles] No. In a good way.
421
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:40,322
I no longer have to worry
about God fisting Russ' asshole
422
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,408
because Russ is no longer my problem.
423
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,118
I'm gonna let him go.
424
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,787
Okay, what drugs did you take?
425
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,874
I'm serious.
I already started deleting Russ.
426
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,293
Got rid of his Twitter, his Truth Social,
427
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,211
listed the Cybertruck for sale.
428
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,922
I think you're having a psychotic break.
429
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,133
Which, honestly, good for you
that it took this long.
430
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,260
I was breaking down, but now...
431
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,554
I'm at peace.
432
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,558
Danny, I deserve to be happy.
433
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,520
And I'm gonna be. As Chad.
434
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,814
Oh, guess what?
435
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,442
-What?
-There's this doctor
436
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,653
in Brazil who can actually do my face
to look like this permanently.
437
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,865
All they have to do is just take
a little bone from my brow
438
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,034
-and just graft it onto my nose.
-Oh, my God, no!
439
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,536
[sighs] I mean, it's just
the beginning, buddy.
440
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,832
I'm gonna win a Heisman.
441
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,460
I'm gonna win
a national championship, and then...
442
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,297
me and Ricky... who knows?
443
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,176
Russ, we have to get that makeup off you.
444
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,054
Oh, don't have time, roomie.
I gotta go.
445
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,514
Wait, wait, wait! Go where?
446
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:49,099
Coach's lake house.
I got my big GameDay interview.
447
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,267
Wait, what?
448
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,311
Since when are you doing
a big GameDay interview?
449
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:54,480
Russ.
450
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,234
-Chad.
-Okay. Chad.
451
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:02,363
Putting yourself on camera
is the most exposed you could possibly be.
452
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,783
That is what I want.
I want the world to know and see me.
453
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,785
Everyone could find out.
454
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,037
There's nothing for them to find out.
455
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,540
I am Chad Powers.
456
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,708
For real.
457
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,547
[sighs]
458
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,091
For real, for real.
459
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,511
[♪ light music playing]
460
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,179
[Cybertruck whirring]
461
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,651
[humming softly]
462
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,654
[birdsong]
463
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,707
[knocking]
464
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,589
[Ricky] Yeah, I got it.
465
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:07,595
Hey.
466
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,223
Glad you came.
467
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,811
Me... [clearing throat] Me too, Coach.
468
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,736
Uh, they're still setting up the dock.
469
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,071
They wanna do
like a hokey lunch thing.
470
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,032
No. Uh, no, it's called B-roll.
471
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,825
I love film lingo.
472
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,245
I love the B-roll and the MOS. NC-17.
473
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,622
-[Jake] Mm.
-[Russ] Mm-hmm.
474
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:37,124
I'm kidding, y'all.
It's not gonna be NC-17.
475
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:40,002
-Unless...
-[Jake] Oh, ignore her.
476
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,254
This is the easy part.
It's like a warm-up.
477
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,340
-Just good, wholesome video.
-[Tricia] Yeah.
478
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,383
Wholesome videos. I'm--
479
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,303
Well, that's... that's all I watch.
480
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,763
Oh, come on, Chad.
481
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,641
I know you watch
MILF Hunter, don't ya, hmm?
482
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,476
A little We Live Together?
483
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,395
Mike in Brazil, anyone?
You seen that one?
484
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,731
Alright, can I borrow
our star here for a moment?
485
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:01,815
[Tricia] Oh.
486
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:08,906
Look, I know this is not your ideal way
of spending an afternoon.
487
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,992
I'm sure that you
would rather, you know...
488
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,998
Actually, I cannot, uh, fathom
what you would do for fun.
489
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,917
But, um, th-that's okay.
490
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:23,963
I just, uh, I appreciate
you being here, son.
491
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,631
You've been amazing.
492
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,591
For the team, for my family.
493
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,011
And I just wanted to thank you.
494
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,223
[sighs] Wow, that's, uh...
495
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,142
Thank you, Coach.
496
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,813
[slapping] You showed me who I really am.
497
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,690
[footsteps approaching]
498
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,403
Oh, here's someone else
I'd like you to meet.
499
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,907
[♪ dramatic music playing]
500
00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,873
This is my wife, Wendy.
501
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:02,209
Hi, how are you? I'm Wendy.
502
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,046
[smacking lips]
503
00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:09,258
[Wendy] Um...?
504
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,513
Chad? You rebooting?
505
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,183
Hey, this is my wife.
506
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:21,103
[Wendy] It's nice to finally
put a face to a name.
507
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:24,940
I heard you might hate
all of this just as much as I do.
508
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,403
Oh. [muttering quietly]
509
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,656
I can... I'll give you the...
510
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,201
-Give you the goods.
-[Jake clearing throat]
511
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,286
So...
512
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:44,793
Is this wood?
513
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,005
Y'all have-- Oof, it's everywhere.
514
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,591
Well, I'm, uh-- I gotta--
I gotta see about that.
515
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:55,304
This is also-- It's--
Everything's so woody.
516
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,306
[door closes]
517
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,727
He's really good.
518
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:04,480
Real good.
519
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,275
[crew murmuring indistinctly]
520
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:10,444
Yeah...
521
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,783
[♪ tense music playing]
522
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,288
[Jake] Alright.
So, what are we doing now?
523
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,292
-Okay, so just be natural, okay?
-[Jake] Okay.
524
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:30,464
Casual and typical Hudson family meal
talking about the Catfish.
525
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,133
-Alright? And... action.
-Alright.
526
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,385
[Ricky] Um...
527
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,848
Uh, how you feeling about Georgia?
528
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,725
Well, I feel good. I feel alright.
529
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,812
-[Ricky] Yeah.
-You know, they got that defense.
530
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,563
But we got Chad Powers.
531
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,026
[straining] Yep.
532
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,154
-You feeling good, Chad?
-Oh!
533
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,201
Yeah. Mm-hmm, I'm good.
534
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,703
[producer] Sorry, Wendy.
535
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,205
-Mrs. Hudson.
-Yes?
536
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:06,583
Let's, um, let's loosen you up
a little bit.
537
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,085
Can you, uh...
538
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,129
Chime in on-- on Chad.
539
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:14,299
And if you can mention something
about being a coach's wife
540
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:17,261
and how it's challenging
and deeply rewarding.
541
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,346
Okay?
542
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,643
-[sighs] I can't-- This is--
-[Jake] Yeah. Come on.
543
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,895
[Wendy] I can't.
544
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,273
I... ugh, I can't do this.
545
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,984
Maybe something like, I don't know.
546
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:36,071
You-- you love what he's doing
for the team or something like that?
547
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:40,325
Why didn't you come home last night?
548
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:42,119
-[Jake] What?
-[Wendy] Wednesdays?
549
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:46,748
We're supposed to have
dinner and talk. Yes.
550
00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,208
We promised each other.
551
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:52,171
Maybe not now, okay?
This is a big moment for the team--
552
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,631
Every moment is a big moment for the team.
553
00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:57,718
Oh, God, it's the Challenger
all over again.
554
00:27:57,801 --> 00:28:00,554
Y'all, let's just-- Come on. Everybody--
Vamonos, sir.
555
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,472
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Come on, come on, come on.
556
00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:04,516
-No, no. We can--
-[Tricia] Let's just step off the dock.
557
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,851
-[Jake] No!
-Let's just get off.
558
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,353
-[stammering] Stay.
-Jake.
559
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,397
It's okay. It's okay.
560
00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:21,909
[hitting table] Well...
561
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,579
Interview's dead.
You got what you wanted.
562
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:29,541
If you think this is me
getting "what I wanted,"
563
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,793
you are crazy, Jake.
564
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,337
What do you want, Wendy?
565
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,546
You.
566
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,800
-Time with my husband.
-Mm-hmm.
567
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:42,763
Real, actual not Catfish time.
568
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:46,308
What about two months ago
with your trainer up in the house?
569
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,726
Were you getting what you wanted then?
570
00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:50,229
-[frogs croaking]
-[insects chirring]
571
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,236
-[Wendy] You knew about that?
-[Jake] Yeah! Of course I did!
572
00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,446
The house is wired with cameras.
573
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,865
-You're practically texting it to me.
-[Wendy] You didn't say anything to me.
574
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,158
-[Jake] No, because--
-[Wendy] How--
575
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,952
-[Jake] I am trying to keep the peace.
-[Wendy] How could you--
576
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:06,495
-And you know why?
-[Jake] Why?
577
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,664
-You get a pass.
-[Jake] W-What does that mean?
578
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,415
Yeah, I cheat on you with a stranger,
579
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,542
you get to feel okay about
cheating on me with football.
580
00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:14,711
Football's my job!
581
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:20,133
[stammering] Probably one
of the hardest jobs known to man.
582
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,678
Jake, don't martyr yourself.
583
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:26,265
Your job is cool. You love your job.
584
00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:28,976
That's why you spend
every waking moment doing it.
585
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,936
Yeah, and if I don't spend
every waking moment
586
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:34,356
of my life doing my job, I will get fired!
587
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,525
I have to-- I have to win!
588
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:37,901
[table rattling]
589
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,363
This year I'm winning.
590
00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,616
And I'm excited about it. And I'm sorry.
591
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,827
I'm sorry if I-- If that excites me.
592
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,578
That's great that you're excited.
593
00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:52,040
I-- I want to be excited too, Jake.
I'm lonely.
594
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:55,544
I mean, how many off seasons
have we not traveled together?
595
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,213
-[chair banging]
-There is no more off season!
596
00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,882
I have to-- I have to be hypervigilant
597
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:04,803
or I will lose my guys
to anyone at any time!
598
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,596
That's it, right there.
599
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,017
And that's how I wind up
in some bullshit bar last night
600
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,436
fucking Russ Holliday in the back
of his Cybertruck.
601
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:16,023
Wait, the quarterback?
602
00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:24,239
[Jake scoffing]
603
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,533
Um...
604
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:27,909
Mm.
605
00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,619
[breathing heavily]
606
00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:33,040
[groaning]
607
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,044
[Jake yelling] God!
608
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:39,254
[water splashing]
609
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,630
Dad?
610
00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:43,550
What the fuck's a Cybertruck?
611
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,346
I... I... Chad.
612
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:49,306
Oh, my God. Come on. Let's go.
613
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,557
Oh, my God.
614
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:52,017
[ducks quacking]
615
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,611
Russ fucking Holliday.
616
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,701
I saw him in Knoxville.
617
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,580
-What?
-Yeah.
618
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,584
He was staying at the same hotel
we stayed at.
619
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,044
I don't know, he's like...
620
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,421
[breathing deeply]
621
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,548
...stalking my family.
622
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,178
That's... [sighs]
623
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:29,721
[whispering in normal voice]
That's bullshit.
624
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,098
[Chad's voice] That's crazy.
625
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:36,561
[car engine revving in distance]
626
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,322
[Jake exhales sharply]
627
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:50,700
I remember that Holliday kid.
628
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:52,619
[chuckles]
629
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,415
We needed a quarterback that year.
630
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,333
Made sense to recruit him.
631
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,794
But, uh, I watched his tape.
632
00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:05,966
Even in high school, he was a cancer.
633
00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,094
You could tell.
634
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,432
So, I... [clearing throat]
635
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:16,435
[sighs] So, I told my guys, I said,
636
00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:17,727
"He ain't worth it."
637
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,439
[breathing heavily] Mm.
638
00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:21,982
He's... [sighs]
639
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,650
...not worth it.
[swallowing hard]
640
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,778
You could tell.
641
00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,156
[inhaling sharply]
642
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:32,701
[exhales sharply]
643
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,872
Hey, Ricky. Come here.
644
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:37,956
Yeah.
645
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,710
I'm here, what can I do? I'm sorry, Dad.
646
00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:46,089
-[Jake sniffling, sobbing]
-I'm sorry.
647
00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:47,716
[gasping breaths]
648
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,343
Can you... Can you call 911?
649
00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:52,262
-What?
-[Jake grunts softly]
650
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:55,474
I think I'm having a heart attack.
651
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:57,392
[exhales sharply]
652
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:00,729
No.
653
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:03,815
[♪ tense music playing]
654
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,737
♪ Turn out the lights ♪
655
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,491
♪ The party's over ♪
656
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,785
♪ They say that all ♪
657
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:19,080
♪ Good things must end ♪
658
00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:22,000
♪ Call it a night ♪
659
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:25,545
♪ The party's over ♪
660
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:31,968
♪ And tomorrow starts
the same old thing again ♪
661
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:37,140
♪ What a crazy, crazy party ♪
662
00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:40,352
♪ Never seen so many people ♪
663
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:43,730
♪ Look at you,
you're havin' fun ♪
664
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:48,693
♪ But look at me, I'm almost cryin' ♪
665
00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:51,446
♪ But that don't keep
her love from dyin' ♪
666
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:55,617
♪ 'Cause for me the party's over ♪
667
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,704
♪ And tomorrow starts
the same old thing again ♪
668
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:22,477
-[line ringing]
-[operator] [on phone] 911.
669
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,563
-My dad's having a heart attack.
-[groaning]
670
00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,565
Did you shit yourself?
671
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,483
-You can if you want.
-What?
672
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,194
[Danny]
Everything's good. Right?
673
00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:32,988
-The coach had a heart attack.
-[groaning]
674
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,239
Fuck!
675
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:35,615
Oh, my God!
676
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,242
It gets worse.
677
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:40,495
Last night, I had sex with Wendy Hudson.
678
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,540
Oh, my fucking God!
679
00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,917
When you see Ricky next,
just act like nothing's wrong.
680
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,335
Because nothing is wrong.
681
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,380
-[Jake] I heard he bailed at practice.
-I need to talk to you about Chad.
682
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,592
[Russ] Sucks that you
got caught in the crossfire.
683
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:57,220
God was fisting my ass and just
stuck a finger in yours.
684
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:58,388
[smacks, pops lips]
685
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,557
This metaphor is so upsetting.
686
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,683
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