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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,191 This is who your dad used to date back in high school. 2 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,484 -No, no, no. Nah, nah, nah! -Yes! 3 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,278 Oh, Coach. Chad. 4 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,155 Uh, this is my old friend from high school, 5 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,615 Willie Cameron, and his son Dex. 6 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,700 -We played ball together. -Yes! 7 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:35,494 Yes, yes. Hi, nice to meet you. 8 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,288 -I know. -Nice to meet you, yeah. 9 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,832 Yeah, you had that awesome, uh, one-hander in the semis. 10 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,501 What? You remember that? 11 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,961 That was 20 years ago! 12 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,629 I actually forgot about that catch. 13 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,506 Yeah, I use... I used to watch all the recruiting tape 14 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:48,841 -with my dad, so... -Nice! 15 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,300 Is your boy ill? 16 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,267 Actually, yes, Chad. 17 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,644 Dex was recently diagnosed with leukemia. 18 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:04,231 But he loves football. And his new favorite player 19 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,651 is Chad Powers of the 5-0 South Georgia Catfish. 20 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,653 -That right? -Yeah. 21 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,823 It's nice to meet you, Dex. 22 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,866 -Nice to meet you, too. -Chad. 23 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:18,537 -Nah, this is... -No, no, Willie, you're always too polite. 24 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,122 -They'd love an autograph. -Oh! 25 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,582 Oh, it's the least I can do. 26 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,041 Thanks. 27 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,307 Chad, what's up? 28 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,600 -Hmm? -Hmm? 29 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,560 Oh, this is just how I sign my balls. 30 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,230 By completely coloring 'em in? 31 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:47,566 Yes, sirree. 32 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:57,701 Not yet. A couple more. 33 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:05,208 You know, I think we may need another Sharpie. 34 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,931 What... So what... like, what grade are you in? 35 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,767 -Uh, seventh grade. -Seventh grade. 36 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,288 -Chad Powers. -Oof. 37 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,916 We all know you're the starting quarterback 38 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,417 for the undefeated Catfish. 39 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,419 We all know you're on a five-week tear, 40 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,546 leading the Catfish to an undefeated record. 41 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:55,676 What we don't know about you is basically anything else. 42 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,345 Well, for one... 43 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,640 I'm Chad. 44 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,729 Indeed you are. Uh, all I know 45 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,939 is you play ball like a man possessed. 46 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,942 But who are you playing for? 47 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:15,445 Maybe a mentor, someone who inspired you. Somebody from home? 48 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,656 Who do you wanna make proud, Chad? 49 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,367 Who do I wanna make proud? Uh... 50 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:25,831 I'll, uh... Coach Hudson. 51 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,290 Coaches Hudson. 52 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,876 Well, sure you do. They're your coaches. 53 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:32,045 But before you even knew the Coaches Hudson, Chad, 54 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:35,048 who from your past inspired you to play football in the first place? 55 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,098 Chad, there's gotta be someone, or something, 56 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,558 that made you who you are. 57 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,355 Benjamin Franklin. 58 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:52,899 Ben Franklin? 59 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,819 Benjamin Franklin. 60 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,200 Okay. Ben Franklin. 61 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,493 Well, how did he inspire you? 62 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,872 He's the... the father of electricity. 63 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,958 So, you know, without... Without Ben Franklin, I mean... 64 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:14,296 you know, there... These... There's nothing for the lights to run on. 65 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,716 So, the stadium lights, field lights, you know, playing in the dark. 66 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,010 Yeah, just... Just dark football. And that's... 67 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,053 Nobody can see the dark football, you know? 68 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,598 So... So, I really... We owe a lot to him. 69 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,433 -He really paved the way. -Cut! 70 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,978 -We got it. -Mm-hmm. Oh, yep. 71 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,314 Come on, fellas! It's half-time! 72 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,400 -Thank you, sir. -Really, really... You did good job. 73 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,525 That was weird. 74 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,569 Y'all got it? No, no, no. 75 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,696 You are not puttin' that on College GameDay. 76 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,656 Natural responses are good. 77 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,118 No, no, no, I'm not... I'm not listenin' to someone in Vejas. 78 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,745 -Hey, Chad? Chad! -Hey. 79 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,039 -Chad! -Tricia, we need to run practice. 80 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,916 I need to give the boy a little note. 81 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,668 Oh, give... Hm. You got 30 seconds. 82 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,630 -Hey, baby bear. -Hi, Miss Tricia. 83 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,673 Hey. We're gonna do that again, alright? 84 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,258 -Mm-mm, no. -Yeah, we are. 85 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:01,677 And I was thinkin' on this next one, 86 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,470 you should just look right at the camera, alright, 87 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,806 and just say somethin' sort of moving and... and original. 88 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,517 Like a Bible verse. The word of John the Baptist. 89 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,811 No! Just somethin' like... like, um... 90 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:14,189 Like, "With great power comes great responsibility." 91 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,732 Yeah, that's from Spider-Man. 92 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,192 What is that? 93 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,779 What is Spider-Man? 94 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,656 Tricia! Off the field, now. 95 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:26,326 Listen, Chad, we are a Top 10 team now. 96 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:27,786 You... You're Dawson's sweetheart. 97 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,080 Folks are sayin' you could be a first-round pick. 98 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,500 And yet, you have done no interviews. 99 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,836 I don't really like the media. 100 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,089 Me neither. They're... They're all in Soros' pocket, 101 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,091 -everybody knows that. Listen... -Everybody knows. 102 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,926 It's a necessary evil, okay? 103 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,512 This whole GameDay set, it's just a chance for folks 104 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,890 to finally learn, who is Chad Powers? 105 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,684 Is he a low-T little bitch or... 106 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:51,935 -Oh! -Oh, God. 107 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,521 -Oh! -What the fuck? 108 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,273 -Oh! -Purge yourself and be clean. 109 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,816 I can't imagine what you eat. 110 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,985 What is... 111 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,195 -No. -May I... May I be excused? 112 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:05,407 -Get some water, son. -Come on! Ugh. 113 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,617 -Sorry. -Disgusting. 114 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,701 Looks like dog shit. 115 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,244 Psst. 116 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,579 -Hey. -Hey, how are ya? 117 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:14,165 Oh! I wanted to pitch a movie idea to you. 118 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,834 A biopic about Chris Benoit. 119 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,462 He's the wrestler that killed his wife, kids, and then... 120 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,422 ...offed himself. 121 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,383 -What do you think? -Right, yeah, it's... It's great. 122 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,135 But this is... This is College GameDay. 123 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,761 Yeah, I love movies. 124 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,055 Days of Thunder, awesome. Awesome. 125 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,765 -That's a good one. -It's a good one. 126 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,145 ♪ Look at me ♪ 127 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:39,608 ♪ I will never pass for a perfect bride ♪ 128 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:43,069 ♪ Or a perfect daughter ♪ 129 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,405 ♪ Can it be ♪ 130 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:50,869 ♪ I'm not meant to play this part ♪ 131 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,455 ♪ Now I see ♪ 132 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:57,792 ♪ That if I were truly to be myself ♪ 133 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:03,214 ♪ I would break my family's heart ♪ 134 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:12,265 ♪ Who is that girl I see ♪ 135 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:16,019 ♪ Staring straight back at me... ♪ 136 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,812 Oh, my God! 137 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,524 -What are you doing home? -Took practice off. 138 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,444 Going back later for film. Beautiful singing voice, by the way. 139 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,072 So, until then, you're... 140 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,033 practicing your autograph. 141 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,452 Very me in fifth grade. 142 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,204 Well, Chad's famous now. 143 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,539 Which means Chad's gonna be signing a lot of merchandise, 144 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,708 which means Chad can't risk writing his real name, 145 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,127 which is Russ, not Chad. 146 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,088 Russ, breathe. 147 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,674 We got to move into a sick new place for free 148 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,676 because Chad is such a brand now. 149 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,177 People adore you. 150 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,929 Everything we've worked for, it's coming true. 151 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,013 Yeah. 152 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,391 So, what's wrong? 153 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,811 Nothing. 154 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,563 That's the problem. Shit's going too good. 155 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,733 I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that concept. 156 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,986 Okay, Danny, let me tell you 157 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,654 how my life works. 158 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,990 Last time I played Georgia in the Rose Bowl, 159 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,325 I'm an inch from the goal line, and a gust of wind 160 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,994 knocks the ball out of my hand. 161 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:18,248 I land a cameo in the Eric André movie. That gets cut out. 162 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:22,544 I'm about to get my shot with the XFL, 163 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:26,589 and that cancer kid just gives up and fuckin' dies. 164 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,009 Bad stuff always happens to Russ. 165 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,554 Just a matter of time before it starts happening to Chad. 166 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,348 Okay, the voice switching is really freaking me out. 167 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,934 Yeah, you fuckin' think? 168 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,894 Maybe in the past you've been... 169 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,647 Fisted by God? Had everything stolen from me? 170 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,482 That's not gonna happen this time. 171 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:47,569 Oh, oh, sorry, sorry, do you... Do you have access to a time machine? 172 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,487 Do you have a little orb that sees the future? 173 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:52,699 -How do you know? -Because you've never had me before. 174 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,368 We just gotta be smart. Keep stonewalling interviews 175 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,163 until we're sure the mask is ready for 8K HD. 176 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,958 Speaking of, did you know your dad's movie is shooting in Atlanta? 177 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,293 He could really elevate the makeup. 178 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,588 Okay, my dad is the last guy I'm talking to about any of this shit. 179 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,508 Chad's great. Maybe he'd be proud. 180 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:14,804 Well, no matter how great Chad is, he's still got Russ' asshole. 181 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:19,100 Which means God can find it, and fist it. 182 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,815 -Coach in his office? -Yes, ma'am. 183 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,360 So what, you just sit out here and pull your pud till he needs you? 184 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,405 Yes, ma'am. 185 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,325 Well, a gentleman might get up and walk me in. 186 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,178 I'm sorry, you want me to treat you like a gentleman now? 187 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,831 Fuck off, Scott. 188 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,918 Oh, babe, let me hop. 189 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,503 Yeah, okay, I love you. 190 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,505 I'll see you later. Alright, bye. 191 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,218 What more can I possibly do for you, Tricia? 192 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,011 -Was that Wendy? -Yes, it was. 193 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,555 Aw, how's her sister doing? 194 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,015 Better, much better. 195 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,434 Oh, and they go see a therapist? 196 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,812 Mm-hmm, she is. 197 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:08,525 Mm, well, I guess everything's lookin' up for the Catfish, huh? 198 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,194 -Yeah, I suppose so. -Yeah, well, 199 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,656 everything except that pitiful GameDay package we just filmed out there. 200 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:18,618 I don't know what to tell ya. My boys are athletes, not actors. 201 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,620 We're about to play the number-one team in the country. 202 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:24,082 Alright, ESPN is out there featuring us pregame. 203 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,709 I mean, this is it. This is our moment. 204 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:30,171 Well, as far as I'm concerned, it's just another ball game. 205 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,549 Oh, bull-fuckin'-shit. 206 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,677 Biggest game of your career. 207 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,346 Hell, Saturday feels like the biggest day of my life, 208 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,598 and I was there when the Challenger exploded. 209 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,017 Really? You were? 210 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,562 I was eight. It fucked me up. 211 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,188 Oh, shit. 212 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,482 Listen, one solid puff piece, 213 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:53,153 it gets more five stars lookin' our way, stocks the NIL fund. 214 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,821 It really does make a difference, Jake. 215 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,447 What do you want from me? 216 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,283 I spoke to the network, alright? 217 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,034 Chad is the draw here. 218 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,912 And if they can't get any good content with him, 219 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,413 then they're gonna spike the whole package. 220 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,998 Look, I know he's not polished. 221 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,000 But that's part of why people like him. 222 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,627 That's part of why I like him! He's got a good heart. 223 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,338 No one cares if you can't prove it on TV. 224 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,301 Alright, I'll talk to him. 225 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,469 Or maybe Ricky. 226 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,430 They've got a good thing. 227 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,764 There you go, now. 228 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,185 -That could be an angle. -What could? 229 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:28,229 "Coach's daughter is the... is the Chad whisperer." 230 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,480 That's not an angle. 231 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,774 Hey, what... What if we film somethin' at your house? 232 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,859 -No. -Yeah. 233 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,403 Powers, Hudsons, all together, and Ricky can be sittin' right there 234 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,697 when they interview Chad. Kinda help translate his... 235 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,617 ♪ Da-da-ling, ding, ding, ding, ding ♪ ...talk into the King's English. 236 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,578 -Hey, I don't wanna exploit my daughter. -Well, me neither! 237 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,538 I want to celebrate her. 238 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,874 As... As a fellow woman in sports. 239 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,667 One who, when out of that nasty ball cap, 240 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,086 could actually flourish in a visual medium. 241 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,090 I'm serious, Jake, this could be good for Ricky's career. 242 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,849 ♪ Come on, feel the noise ♪ 243 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,644 ♪ Girls, rock your boys ♪ 244 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,730 ♪ We'll get wild, wild, wild ♪ 245 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,109 ♪ Wild, wild, wild ♪ 246 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,987 ♪ So you think I've got an evil mind ♪ 247 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,031 ♪ I'll tell you, honey ♪ 248 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,993 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 249 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,288 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 250 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,459 ♪ So you think my singing's out of time ♪ 251 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,378 ♪ It makes me money ♪ 252 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,882 ♪ I don't know why... ♪ 253 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,592 Hey, Chad? 254 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,302 Oh, hey, Coach. 255 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,388 Hey, uh, I'm gonna run film today. 256 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,641 -Okay. -Okay. 257 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,644 Do you want me to come? 258 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,314 No. 259 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,029 Dawgs bring five or six when the offense gets behind the sticks. 260 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,322 We need to win first and second downs. 261 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,658 If we stay in the third and short... 262 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,868 -open up the old playbook. -Yep, exactly. 263 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,371 And the pocket will collapse. 264 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,374 The... The pressure will be relentless. 265 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,126 Georgia reveals who you really are. 266 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,711 They'll expose you. 267 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,046 Like I'm... Like I'm nude on the field. 268 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,507 Um, not really like that. 269 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:28,683 Um... 270 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,397 -Fuck. -Wait, what? 271 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,983 -You okay? -I'm, well... 272 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,193 I'm... I'm supposed to be casual about this, 273 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,404 but I'm... I'm incapable, so... 274 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,032 Here goes, um... 275 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:50,163 Coach really wants you to try another GameDay interview tomorrow. 276 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:55,126 I don't know, I'm... I read this thing about George Soros 277 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,462 -and the mainstream media. -It'd be... It'd be super low-key. 278 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,505 Just at Coach's house. 279 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:03,009 I mean, it sounds like it's the only way they'll even run the package, which... 280 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,886 Who cares? But... 281 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,473 My dad does, even though he'd never say it. 282 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:12,435 But it'd be... It'd be really good for the program. 283 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,978 It'd be really good for him. 284 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,106 Your dad has done a whole lot for me. 285 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,027 And everyone already likes you. 286 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,655 It'd just be an opportunity for them to like you even more. 287 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,077 Mm. 288 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,207 How is that your reaction to me telling you you're a rock star? 289 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,003 I mean, folks like me right now 'cause I'm winning ball games. 290 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,671 -But... -Eh. 291 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,216 ...what if I stop? 292 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,346 Maybe I'm not as good 293 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,847 as they think I am. 294 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,603 Maybe I'm not as good as you think I am. 295 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,314 Dude, you are good. 296 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,026 Don't get me wrong, I like that you're good, but... 297 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,531 I'd like you even if you weren't. 298 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,405 Thanks, Ricky. 299 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,501 -Ooh! -I gotta doo-doo. 300 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,964 Wait, are you... Are you coming back? 301 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:27,844 Ew. 302 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,558 Fuck. 303 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,852 Shit. 304 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,817 We know we're not gonna be able to run through the tackles against Georgia. 305 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,445 But I think if we can get Powers out on the perimeter, 306 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,406 I mean, he's got wheels, and it'll create some one-on-one opportunities. 307 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,575 Yeah, I mean, as long as we don't get him killed. 308 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,368 We want our guy healthy for the playoffs. 309 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,620 Playoffs? 310 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,039 -What? -Coach Byrd, 311 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,293 did you just express optimism? 312 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,670 -I think he did. -For, like, a future outcome? 313 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,339 More like a subtle lack of pessimism. 314 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,634 Alright, but you know, you got a quarterback, you got a shot. 315 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,052 Mm. 316 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,936 And I'll kill you if you tell him this, but... 317 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,058 -we got a fuckin' quarterback. -We got a fuckin' quarterback. 318 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:20,688 Chad might be the best Catfish under center since old Scotty Dobbs. 319 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,315 Better, maybe! 320 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,025 -Wow. Goddamn. -Yeah. 321 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,569 If you need me to suit up this weekend to go play the Dawgs, I will. 322 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,988 I mean, Daddy's still got a little bit of uranium left in the nuke. 323 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,824 No, bullshit, there is. 324 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,785 Aw, shit. Alright, I need to go home. 325 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,121 Get some face time with Darlene. 326 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:41,125 Yeah, I better go feed my snakes. Those fuckers will eat one another. 327 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:44,462 -Coach? -Nah, y'all go ahead. 328 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:48,299 I'm gonna watch these, uh, third-down cut-ups again. 329 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,634 Don't work too late. 330 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,094 And don't order pizza. 331 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,971 Okay, Mom. 332 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,433 -Alright. -Goodnight. 333 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:27,046 Catfish quarterback Chad Powers has his work cut out for him. 334 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,298 Georgia's defense is nasty. 335 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,717 Top five in every single category. 336 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,388 The Bulldogs lead the nation in takeaways, sacks, hurries. 337 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,348 They can come at you from anywhere. 338 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,726 Powers has propelled South Georgia into the top 10 339 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,563 and himself into the Heisman conversation. 340 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,023 Every eye in the world of college football 341 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,901 will be squarely on him this weekend in Athens, 342 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,278 literally and figuratively. 343 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,362 South Georgia fan? 344 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,824 Don't know anything about 'em. 345 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,076 Me neither. 346 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,601 Oh, it's not... 347 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:26,814 It's not the most comfortable hookup car, is it? 348 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,611 It's not what it's designed for. 349 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:34,322 It's a sustainable energy substitute for a pickup. 350 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,825 Puppy could survive the apocalypse. 351 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,785 An apocalypse with charging stations? 352 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,540 What are you doing here? 353 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,961 -We don't have to make small talk. -I'm genuinely curious. 354 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,798 Like, what is a hot-shot LA quarterback 355 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,967 doing in podunk South Georgia? 356 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,512 I thought you didn't know anything about football. 357 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,600 I don't, but you had a good run in Us Weekly a few years back. 358 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,686 Yeah, well, looking at South Georgia. 359 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,315 -Maybe finish up my degree. -That's cute. 360 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,651 Cute? 361 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,778 Not allowed to get an education? 362 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,321 Okay, you're very defensive. 363 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,857 Which makes sense after everything you've been through. 364 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,453 And all over a fuckin' football game. 365 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,788 I mean, who cares? 366 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,918 Yeah, well, to a lot of people, that game's life or death. 367 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,213 Idiots. 368 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,508 No. 369 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,679 All the bad shit that comes my way... 370 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,099 I think I deserve it. 371 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,938 You know... 372 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,192 all anybody deserves is to be happy. 373 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,612 However they get there. 374 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,960 ♪ ...perfect daughter ♪ 375 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,629 ♪ Let it be, let it be ♪ 376 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,007 ♪ Play this part ♪ 377 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,557 -Russ? -Oh, no, it's Chad. 378 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,725 What is happening? 379 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,184 Metamorphosis. 380 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,062 I'm gonna kill myself! 381 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,939 Russ, what the fuck? 382 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,233 No. In a good way. 383 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:40,322 I no longer have to worry about God fisting Russ' asshole 384 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,408 because Russ is no longer my problem. 385 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,118 I'm gonna let him go. 386 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,787 Okay, what drugs did you take? 387 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,874 I'm serious. I already started deleting Russ. 388 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,293 Got rid of his Twitter, his Truth Social, 389 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,211 listed the Cybertruck for sale. 390 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,922 I think you're having a psychotic break. 391 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,133 Which, honestly, good for you that it took this long. 392 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,260 I was breaking down, but now... 393 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,554 I'm at peace. 394 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,558 Danny, I deserve to be happy. 395 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,520 And I'm gonna be. As Chad. 396 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,814 Oh, guess what? 397 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,442 -What? -There's this doctor 398 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,653 in Brazil who can actually do my face to look like this permanently. 399 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,865 All they have to do is just take a little bone from my brow 400 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,034 -and just graft it onto my nose. -Oh, my God, no! 401 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,536 I mean, it's just the beginning, buddy. 402 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,832 I'm gonna win a Heisman. 403 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,460 I'm gonna win a national championship, and then... 404 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,297 me and Ricky... who knows? 405 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,176 Russ, we have to get that makeup off you. 406 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,054 Oh, don't have time, roomie. I gotta go. 407 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,514 Wait, wait, wait! Go where? 408 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:49,099 Coach's lake house. I got my big GameDay interview. 409 00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,267 Wait, what? 410 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,311 Since when are you doing a big GameDay interview? 411 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:54,480 Russ. 412 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,234 -Chad. -Okay. Chad. 413 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:02,363 Putting yourself on camera is the most exposed you could possibly be. 414 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,783 That is what I want. I want the world to know and see me. 415 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,785 Everyone could find out. 416 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,037 There's nothing for them to find out. 417 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,540 I am Chad Powers. 418 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,708 For real. 419 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,091 For real, for real. 420 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,589 Yeah, I got it. 421 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:07,595 Hey. 422 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,223 Glad you came. 423 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,811 Me... Me too, Coach. 424 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,736 Uh, they're still setting up the dock. 425 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,071 They wanna do like a hokey lunch thing. 426 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,032 No. Uh, no, it's called B-roll. 427 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,825 I love film lingo. 428 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,245 I love the B-roll and the MOS. NC-17. 429 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,622 -Mm. -Mm-hmm. 430 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:37,124 I'm kidding, y'all. It's not gonna be NC-17. 431 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:40,002 -Unless... -Oh, ignore her. 432 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,254 This is the easy part. It's like a warm-up. 433 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,340 -Just good, wholesome video. -Yeah. 434 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,383 Wholesome videos. I'm... 435 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,303 Well, that's... that's all I watch. 436 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,763 Oh, come on, Chad. 437 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,641 I know you watch MILF Hunter, don't ya, hmm? 438 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,476 A little We Live Together? 439 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,395 Mike in Brazil, anyone? You seen that one? 440 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,731 Alright, can I borrow our star here for a moment? 441 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:01,815 Oh. 442 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:08,906 Look, I know this is not your ideal way of spending an afternoon. 443 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,992 I'm sure that you would rather, you know... 444 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,998 Actually, I cannot, uh, fathom what you would do for fun. 445 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,917 But, um, th-that's okay. 446 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:23,963 I just, uh, I appreciate you being here, son. 447 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,631 You've been amazing. 448 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,591 For the team, for my family. 449 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,011 And I just wanted to thank you. 450 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,223 Wow, that's, uh... 451 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,142 Thank you, Coach. 452 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,813 You showed me who I really am. 453 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,403 Oh, here's someone else I'd like you to meet. 454 00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,873 This is my wife, Wendy. 455 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:02,209 Hi, how are you? I'm Wendy. 456 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:09,258 Um...? 457 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,513 Chad? You rebooting? 458 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,183 Hey, this is my wife. 459 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:21,103 It's nice to finally put a face to a name. 460 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:24,940 I heard you might hate all of this just as much as I do. 461 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,403 Oh. 462 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,656 I can... I'll give you the... 463 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,201 Give you the goods. 464 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,286 So... 465 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:44,793 Is this wood? 466 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,005 Y'all have... Oof, it's everywhere. 467 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,591 Well, I'm, uh... I gotta... I gotta see about that. 468 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:55,304 This is also... It's... Everything's so woody. 469 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,727 He's really good. 470 00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:04,480 Real good. 471 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:10,444 Yeah... 472 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,288 Alright. So, what are we doing now? 473 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,292 -Okay, so just be natural, okay? -Okay. 474 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:30,464 Casual and typical Hudson family meal talking about the Catfish. 475 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,133 -Alright? And... action. -Alright. 476 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,385 Um... 477 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,848 Uh, how you feeling about Georgia? 478 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,725 Well, I feel good. I feel alright. 479 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,812 -Yeah. -You know, they got that defense. 480 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,563 But we got Chad Powers. 481 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,026 Yep. 482 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,154 -You feeling good, Chad? -Oh! 483 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,201 Yeah. Mm-hmm, I'm good. 484 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,703 Sorry, Wendy. 485 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,205 -Mrs. Hudson. -Yes? 486 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:06,583 Let's, um, let's loosen you up a little bit. 487 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,085 Can you, uh... 488 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,129 Chime in on... on Chad. 489 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:14,299 And if you can mention something about being a coach's wife 490 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:17,261 and how it's challenging and deeply rewarding. 491 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,346 Okay? 492 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,643 -I can't... This is... -Yeah. Come on. 493 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,895 I can't. 494 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,273 I... ugh, I can't do this. 495 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,984 Maybe something like, I don't know. 496 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:36,071 You... you love what he's doing for the team or something like that? 497 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:40,325 Why didn't you come home last night? 498 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:42,119 -What? -Wednesdays? 499 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:46,748 We're supposed to have dinner and talk. Yes. 500 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,208 We promised each other. 501 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:52,171 Maybe not now, okay? This is a big moment for the team... 502 00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,631 Every moment is a big moment for the team. 503 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:57,718 Oh, God, it's the Challenger all over again. 504 00:27:57,801 --> 00:28:00,554 Y'all, let's just... Come on. Everybody... Vamonos, sir. 505 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,472 Yep, yep, yep, yep. Come on, come on, come on. 506 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:04,517 -No, no. We can... -Let's just step off the dock. 507 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,851 -No! -Let's just get off. 508 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,353 -Stay. -Jake. 509 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,397 It's okay. It's okay. 510 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:21,909 Well... 511 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,579 Interview's dead. You got what you wanted. 512 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:29,541 If you think this is me getting "what I wanted," 513 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,793 you are crazy, Jake. 514 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,337 What do you want, Wendy? 515 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,546 You. 516 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,800 -Time with my husband. -Mm-hmm. 517 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:42,763 Real, actual not Catfish time. 518 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:46,308 What about two months ago with your trainer up in the house? 519 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,726 Were you getting what you wanted then? 520 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,236 -You knew about that? -Yeah! Of course I did! 521 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,446 The house is wired with cameras. 522 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,866 -You're practically texting it to me. -You didn't say anything to me. 523 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,159 -No, because... -How... 524 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,952 -I am trying to keep the peace. -How could you... 525 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:06,495 -And you know why? -Why? 526 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,664 -You get a pass. -W-What does that mean? 527 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,415 Yeah, I cheat on you with a stranger, 528 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,543 you get to feel okay about cheating on me with football. 529 00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:14,711 Football's my job! 530 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:20,133 Probably one of the hardest jobs known to man. 531 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,678 Jake, don't martyr yourself. 532 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:26,265 Your job is cool. You love your job. 533 00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:28,976 That's why you spend every waking moment doing it. 534 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,936 Yeah, and if I don't spend every waking moment 535 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:34,356 of my life doing my job, I will get fired! 536 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,525 I have to... I have to win! 537 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,363 This year I'm winning. 538 00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,616 And I'm excited about it. And I'm sorry. 539 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,827 I'm sorry if I... If that excites me. 540 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,578 That's great that you're excited. 541 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:52,040 I... I want to be excited too, Jake. I'm lonely. 542 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:55,544 I mean, how many off seasons have we not traveled together? 543 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,213 There is no more off season! 544 00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,882 I have to... I have to be hypervigilant 545 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:04,803 or I will lose my guys to anyone at any time! 546 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,596 That's it, right there. 547 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,017 And that's how I wind up in some bullshit bar last night 548 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,436 fucking Russ Holliday in the back of his Cybertruck. 549 00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:16,023 Wait, the quarterback? 550 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,533 Um... 551 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:27,909 Mm. 552 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,044 God! 553 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,630 Dad? 554 00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:43,550 What the fuck's a Cybertruck? 555 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,346 I... I... Chad. 556 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:49,306 Oh, my God. Come on. Let's go. 557 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,557 Oh, my God. 558 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,611 Russ fucking Holliday. 559 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,701 I saw him in Knoxville. 560 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,580 -What? -Yeah. 561 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,584 He was staying at the same hotel we stayed at. 562 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,044 I don't know, he's like... 563 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,548 ...stalking my family. 564 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,178 That's... 565 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:29,722 That's bullshit. 566 00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,098 That's crazy. 567 00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:50,700 I remember that Holliday kid. 568 00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,415 We needed a quarterback that year. 569 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,333 Made sense to recruit him. 570 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,794 But, uh, I watched his tape. 571 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:05,966 Even in high school, he was a cancer. 572 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,094 You could tell. 573 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,432 So, I... 574 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:16,435 So, I told my guys, I said, 575 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:17,727 "He ain't worth it." 576 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,439 Mm. 577 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:21,982 He's... 578 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,650 ...not worth it. 579 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,778 You could tell. 580 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,872 Hey, Ricky. Come here. 581 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:37,956 Yeah. 582 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,710 I'm here, what can I do? I'm sorry, Dad. 583 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:46,089 I'm sorry. 584 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,343 Can you... Can you call 911? 585 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:52,262 What? 586 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:55,474 I think I'm having a heart attack. 587 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:00,729 No. 588 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,737 ♪ Turn out the lights ♪ 589 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,491 ♪ The party's over ♪ 590 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,785 ♪ They say that all ♪ 591 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:19,080 ♪ Good things must end ♪ 592 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:22,000 ♪ Call it a night ♪ 593 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:25,545 ♪ The party's over ♪ 594 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:31,968 ♪ And tomorrow starts the same old thing again ♪ 595 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:37,140 ♪ What a crazy, crazy party ♪ 596 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:40,352 ♪ Never seen so many people ♪ 597 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:43,730 ♪ Look at you, you're havin' fun ♪ 598 00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:48,693 ♪ But look at me, I'm almost cryin' ♪ 599 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:51,446 ♪ But that don't keep her love from dyin' ♪ 600 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:55,617 ♪ 'Cause for me the party's over ♪ 601 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,704 ♪ And tomorrow starts the same old thing again ♪ 602 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:22,478 911. 603 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,563 My dad's having a heart attack. 604 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,565 Did you shit yourself? 605 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,483 -You can if you want. -What? 606 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,194 Everything's good. Right? 607 00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:32,988 The coach had a heart attack. 608 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,239 Fuck! 609 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:35,615 Oh, my God! 610 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,242 It gets worse. 611 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:40,495 Last night, I had sex with Wendy Hudson. 612 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,540 Oh, my fucking God! 613 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,917 When you see Ricky next, just act like nothing's wrong. 614 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,335 Because nothing is wrong. 615 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,380 -I heard he bailed at practice. -I need to talk to you about Chad. 616 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,592 Sucks that you got caught in the crossfire. 617 00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:57,220 God was fisting my ass and just stuck a finger in yours. 618 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,557 This metaphor is so upsetting. 45341

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