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♪ why don't you come over and see me soon ♪

♪ and we can have so much fun ♪

♪ two times good ♪

♪ and two times bad ♪

♪ what time's good-- ♪

Is this a public performance,

or should I pretend I'm not listening?

Sorry. I thought I was alone.

I know. So did i.

I can leave.

No, no, no. Don't.

I hate to eat alone.

All right.

I'm Brandon.

Hi, I'm Melissa.

- Hi, Melissa. - Hi.

So are you brilliant or just a dreamer?

Actually, I'm a brilliant dreamer.

I see.

Oh, Harvard.

So, what do you think your chances are.

For real?

I have an interview this weekend.

And if all goes well,

I think my chances are pretty good.

I'm impressed.

You should be.

Just don't expect a vocal scholarship.

Where are you applying?

Nowhere...

Until next year.

Are you a junior?

Yeah.

Don't worry, I won't hold it against you.

God, I'd love to skip class,

just hang out here all afternoon.

Sounds like a plan to me.

Yeah, right. In my dreams.

Well, it was nice meeting you.

Nice meeting you, too.

Enjoy the 11th grade.

Thanks.

Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something.

"A+.

Caesar could have used more speech writers like you."

Melissa Coolidge.

Big toy By confusion.

That's it. We've got all five.

Oh, my god. Start dialing.

Five in a row... On ksrn 105.4.

We'll be taking caller number seven

because nothing compares to winning on ksrn 105.4!

Hello?

Hello?

You got through?

Brenda?

Brandon, get off the phone!

Brenda, you can't keep tying up the phone lines

every afternoon.

Why? Who are you so desperate

to call anyway?

Just a girl.

A girl?

Hey, wait a second.

You didn't say this was a date call.

It's not. I met her at lunch.

She dropped her Latin paper.

Who would want to date a girl

who takes Latin?

A bizarre concept, I realize.

So is love. Come on.

Brenda.

You made me call guys before.

What's her number?

I don't even know what to say.

Try e pluribus unum.

Where'd you learn that?

It's on money. Number, please?

555-4459.

Ok, in this case,

I think you should use the surprise approach.

Don't give her any small talk. Just ask.

That way she doesn't have time to think about it.

Yeah, but don't sound too cocky.

Why? A little bit of cocky is good.

Cocky guys are jerks.

- Just be confident. - Be sweet.

- But cool. - But nice.

But don't take no for an answer.

Unless she says

she's babysitting.

Oldest excuse in the book.

Hi. Is Melissa there?

- Hello? - She's coming.

Hi, Melissa? It's Brandon.

Brandon. I met you under the tree at lunch today.

Cut the small talk.

You're giving her too much time to think.

Look, I'm really calling you for two reasons.

Number one--I have the Latin paper you left behind,

and--no. Don't worry.

I didn't understand a word of it.

Number two-- I--I wanted to know

if you're free for dinner

on Friday night.

Babysitting, huh?

Well, how about Saturday night?

Babysitting again.

Hang up before you humiliate yourself any further.

Nobody babysits that much.

Come on, Melissa. Nobody babysits that much.

You don't want to go out with me,

why don't you just say so?

Really? You think you could?

Yeah. That'd be great.

Yeah, your address is in the student directory.

Ok. How about, uh...

8:00?

Great.

She said she'd find a replacement.

You totally busted her.

My brother the stud.

I don't know, guys.

Maybe she really did have to babysit.

Brandon.

That makes no sense.

Yeah, well...

Neither do the two of you.

- Brandon? - Hi.

- Come on in. - Melissa will be right down.

Great. Thanks.

- Hi. - Hi.

You sure this is ok, mom?

Absolutely. Go out have a good time.

Thanks.

We won't be out late. I promise.

- Good night. - Good night.

Sorry, I didn't mean to come off

like a senior snob

when I met you.

You did.

So why'd you call me?

I don't know. I thought if I got real lucky,

you know, you might sing for me again.

You really don't know anything about me?

You never heard anything?

Nope, first time I ever saw you

was three days ago, sitting under my favorite tree.

My favorite tree.

My favorite tree.

God, this is so weird.

What?

There's a lot about me you don't know, Brandon.

Shock me.

Maybe later.

- It's Lost Her Love By trinidad. - Are you sure?

Brenda, I live this song. Start dialing.

Write it down.

- Who are you calling? - Told a client I'd check

with him before I leave for vacation.

Dad, get off the phone!

Am I going to have to put in a second line?

Oh, jim. They'll be going away to college soon enough.

You'll wish the phone was so busy.

It will be, only we'll be calling them.

Caller number five, sorry. Later, caller number six.

Hello, caller number seven. Your name, please.

Brenda.

Brenda walsh.

No way.

What?

That's my sister.

Uh, "Can't Touch This" By M.C. Hammer.

Right. Only one more to go.

And Lost Her Love by Trinidad?

Five in a row!

I don't believe it.

We won!

Yes, we have!

We won!

What is going on up there?

Ok, Brenda, let's check out the hit machine

and see what you've won.

Skydiving lessons for two.

How does that hit you, Brenda?

Great.

Skydiving?

Oh, no.

Oh, Brenda's scared

to death of heights.

Ha ha!

Next time, I'll let you choose a movie.

Tonight was really great.

You know, I feel like I'm deceiving you

or something.

I mean, I thought everyone at school knew.

Knew what?

Why don't you come inside?

There's someone I want you to meet.

Brandon, this is Joey.

Your little brother.

Hi, Joey. Hi.

I don't get it. What's the big deal?

You have to help take care of him or something?

Yeah, or something.

He's not my baby brother.

He's my son.

Your son?

I'm sorry, Brenda, but you are not going skydiving.

Dad?

Brenda.

You won't even ride on a roller coaster.

What makes you suddenly want to jump out a plane?

Because I won something.

What if you won two weeks in Siberia?

I'd go.

Just to see what it's like.

You're home early.

Brandon, you will not believe

what happened to me tonight.

Let me guess, does it have

anything to do with Mc Hammer

and jumping out of an airplane?

You heard?

Yeah.

There I was, my most intimate moment.

Getting ready to make my move.

And who's on the radio? My sister.

Yeah.

Everyone was listening.

A city of 12 million people.

I've got to claim my prize.

Sounds like more of a punishment, if you ask me.

- Good night. - Good night.

- Night. - Uh, Bren, could I talk to you

for a minute upstairs?

She has a baby?

Yeah.

And I'm probably the only person

in the whole school who didn't know.

Make that one of the only two people.

Brandon, who's the father?

Is she getting married?

I don't know.

What do her parents think?

I don't know.

How does she deal with having a baby

- in high school? - Brenda, I've got an idea.

Why don't you go out with her?

You can ask her all the questions you want.

So, are you going to ask her out again?

I don't know.

She was going out with this guy, Frank Seltzer,

who's also a senior.

Like this great couple

then bada boom, bada bing.

- She got pregnant. - Yeah?

Most girls'll take care of the problem, Brandon,

but Melissa decided she wanted to keep the baby.

Well, maybe to her, it wasn't a problem.

Maybe Frank didn't want to be a dad.

Maybe Frank should've paid more attention

in sex education class.

What are you saying? It's all his fault?

I'm not saying it's anyone's fault, Steve. It's just reality.

Well I think you need a reality check

because if you start going out with this girl

it's going to be nothing but problems.

Thanks, Steve.

This talk really helped.

It really put things in perspective for me.

Anytime.

Hey, where are you going?

To find Melissa.

I'm going to ask her out on Friday night.

"C-"?

"Melissa, we can do better."

Melissa.

- Hi, Amy. - Hi.

- How's Joey? - Fine.

I finally got him on formula.

So I don't have to run home for lunch every day.

It was making me feel like a damn cow.

But he's good. You guys should come over and see him sometime.

You wouldn't believe how fast he's growing.

Really?

I think I have a picture.

Uh, this one isn't really a good one.

Still thinking about Harvard?

Definitely. I have an interview this weekend.

They have special housing, you know.

That's great.

Uh, listen, we better go.

We both got chem.

Okay.

- Bye. - Bye.

Look, what are you guys doing later?

Hitting Melrose. You want to come?

Yeah, but I can't with Joey.

Sorry. See you later.

- Bye. - Bye.

Amy, call me.

How about I transfer to Beverly High.

Hey, where are you off to tonight?

I have a date with Melissa.

Brandon, this is getting serious.

Brenda, two dates is hardly serious.

[horn honks]

I've got to go.

Where are you off to?

You swear you won't tell mom?

I swear.

Kelly and I have our first skydiving lesson tonight.

You're nuts.

Maybe.

[horn honks]

Okay!

Have a good time with mom.

Why?

What are we doing?

Uh...

Nothing, mom.

See you.

This is what it's all about, folks.

Piece of cake, right?

Wrong. There's a lot to know.

Don't worry, we're not going to just throw you out of a plane

before giving you a lot of on-ground type simulation.

I could simulate anything with this guy.

- My name is Don. - Yeah, he is pretty cute.

Before this weekend is over, I'm going to teach you

all the skills necessary to make your big jump

- on Sunday. - I think I'm going to be sick.

Would you relax? You're such a baby.

[doorbell rings]

- Hi. - Hi.

Come on in.

Good to see you.

You, too.

Um, do you know

of any nice, noisy places to go to dinner?

Sure.

But why?

I'm sorry about this.

My parents went away for the weekend.

And the only babysitter I trust

is coming over tomorrow

for the Harvard interview.

Hey, it's an experience.

Things must be pretty jamming at the Coolidge household, huh?

This is nothing.

He's an angel tonight.

Come on.

So how do your parents feel about you being a mom?

They're really supportive.

When I told them that I wanted the baby,

they were right there for me.

Hey, I'm all for it.

What made you decide to keep him?

I guess I felt I had felt I had to take responsibility

for my actions.

- My parents supported my choice. - That's a big decision.

Yeah. You can't let society make the rules for you, Brandon.

You've got to live by your own.

I totally agree. No one's going to tell me

that just because I have a baby I can't go to Harvard.

Hey, I come from a family

of overachievers.

What can I say?

Oh, Joey.

What is this? What is this?

Just what I love. A crying baby coming in here

and making a wreck of my place.

Hey, how are you, tiger?

Who's this, your baby brother?

- Baby son. - Baby son.

Son?

Brandon, this isn't...

Nick, do I look like the kind of guy

who'd keep a secret like this?

Much better looking than you.

Yes, you are.

Yes, you are.

Ha ha ha!

He loves me.

He's crazy about me.

Excuse me.

So...

What was it like when...

When he just popped out,

and you saw him for the first time?

First of all, Brandon, he did not just pop out.

No, I guess-- I guess not.

You really want to kno what having a baby's like?

Yeah.

It's like jumping off a cliff.

Brandon.

Hey.

You look worn out.

How'd you guys ever do it?

Do what?

Have Brenda and me.

Two of us at the same time.

I can't even imagine it.

Where is this coming from?

Oh, one thing I forgot to tell you about Melissa.

Besides being brilliant and extremely cute,

she has a baby.

- What? - What?

Yeah.

His name's Joey and he's a holy terror.

I gotta get some sleep.

Good night.

But Brandon,

what do you mean that Melissa has a baby?

Last year, she got pregnant

and instead of having an abortion

or putting the baby up for adoption,

she's raising him at home.

Her parents are totally supportive, mom.

And if they don't have a problem with it,

I don't see why you should.

Oh, I don't.

It just came as a surprise, that's all.

It was hard enough for me in my 20s.

It's hard enough for me now.

[laughs]

I, uh, I really like Melissa.

But if I never see that kid again,

it'll be too soon. You know what I mean?

Good night.

Good night, son.

[knock on door]

Brandon?

Brandon!

Melissa's here.

Brandon, you got to help me.

My babysitter called in sick at the last minute.

My Harvard interview is in a half hour.

If I cancel now, I'll blow my chances.

What are you going to do?

I fed him this morning.

He gets his bottle at 11:00.

The formula's already mixed.

In his bag are his blanket,

pacifier, play toys, diapers.

Thank you. You saved my life.

All right, Joey, don't worry.

Don't worry, everything is...

Everything is just fine.

You know what I'm saying?

All right.

Okay.

Okay.

We'll just grab this stuff here.

Just--

Oh, hey, hey.

Oh, no, no, don't.

Don't. Hey.

Come--

Mom!

[crying]

Mom!

You cutesey wootsey.

Yes.

What happened to Melissa?

Uh, her parents are out of town.

Her babysitter bailed.

She's got this Harvard interview today.

You guys'll help, right?

Did I hear screams?

Come on, Cindy, we got to go.

Where are you going?

Brunch with dad's client's, remember?

Oh, yes.

Oh, no.

Oh, your skin's so soft.

You smell so good.

Yes, you do.

Hey, guys, I don't want to break up

this little love fest.

We'll go with you.

I don't think that's exactly the vocal accompaniment

the Bel Air Hotel is looking for.

Get Brenda to help you.

She's a wonderful babysitter.

Good luck.

Dad.

Is it Joey?

- [horn honks] - I'm coming!

Where are you going?

Guess.

Brenda, you can't go skydiving.

You're afraid of heights, remember?

Don said that you can't even see the ground.

Think about that for a second. Just think about that.

You can't see the ground?

- That's high. - Here. Take him.

- Now... - I'm here, Joey.

This will make him feel close to the womb.

I'm impressed.

I think you owe Joey the knowledge

of your expertise here.

- Following me again? - In your x-rated dreams.

Sorry, Kel. Brandon's having some problems

adjusting to fatherhood.

- I'll pay you, Bren. - Brandon looks so cute

- with that baby. - What's it doing here?

We're supposed to be watching the Lakers game.

What if mom and dad find out you went parachuting, huh?

I'm only looking out for you.

Brandon I have to go through with this.

Look my fear in the eye.

Actually you don't. You stay here

and I will brave the lesson myself.

You just want to hog Don.

Don? Who's Don?

Don Juan.

Can I hold?

Ooh.

Hi there.

Hi.

I think our baby would have been cuter.

Oh, look at the proud parents.

Right. Thank god for safe sex.

Hallelujah.

I think his diaper

needs changing.

Yeah.

Hey. Wait a minute.

I don't know how to change a diaper.

Didn't you see Three Men and a Baby?

Did you see Three Men and a B aby ?

Yeah. We got it under control.

Yeah, Three Men and a Baby. We want to rent it.

What?

Uh...

Los tres hombres

y uno bambino.

You're kidding?

They don't have it,

but they do have T he Three Amigos.

What is this?

That's a diaper, Steve.

- Oh, oh, oh. - [rattle rattle]

Shh. Shh.

- [rattle rattle] - Shh.

Joey. Joey.

Joey.

The kid's going to be a power forward.

Can you imagine this for real?

Yeah, maybe someday in the far, far, far future

after I've done everything else.

Alright I got this one.

Come on, come on. Ta-da!

Maybe when you're really, really old,

you won't mind your social life being nuked.

Yeah. Maybe.

Oh, shh.

When Kelly and I were going together,

we used to talk about who our baby looked like.

Of course, she'd be the one who'd bring it up.

No, Steve is the one

who fantasized about having kids.

Can you imagine him as a father. What a sick joke.

You know, it's so unfair. Melissa is already a mom

and taking care of a baby.

And I'm still sneaking around

for one stupid skydive.

Yeah, but I bet she did her fair share of sneaking around

in order to become a mom.

Oh, my god.

He looks even more gorgeous today.

Yeah, I'd like to sneak around with him.

Hi, Don.

Don, wait up.

This kid needs booty camp.

Hey.

Well, at least the diapers are holding.

Yeah. Joey, Joey. Oh.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

You got to sing when you rock him.

♪ rock-a-bye baby on the treetop ♪

♪ when the-- ♪

I don't blame you, Joey.

Some weird guy throwing you around like that.

Could do better?

Huh?

♪ la cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪

da da da-- diaper rash.

I think we all learned something from that, Mr. Mom.

Maybe he's hungry. Bring him over. Sit him down.

Look. Look what I got here.

Mmm. Yes.

Oh--

Mm-mmm. Nummy, nummy, nummy.

Delicious.

Oh, look. Look at this.

Yeah. Want a bite?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I don't think he shared that opinion, Brandon.

Ok, Brenda. Just relax now.

Your chute will open automatically

after 30 seconds of free fall. In case of a problem,

there's a second backup chute. It's absolutely fail safe.

Now, I want you to hit the ground rolling, ok?

But it's so high.

So are the stakes.

You've got to spit in the face of fear, Brenda.

The future of the allies is in your hands.

I understand. I won't let you down.

And if you survive,

we'll go to a nice romantic French bistro

for dinner on me.

I'm ready.

That wasn't too painful, was it?

No. Just the re-entry.

Do you need more altitude awareness

or can we go on to forward movement?

She can jump with her eyes closed,

but I do need help with my forward movement.

Ok. Just step down.

Come on, let's put the game on.

Oh, yeah.

What's wrong?

Damn it. The cable's out again.

Don't worry. We'll watch it at my house.

How can I?

Bye, sports fans.

Hey, thanks for your help, man.

- See you bro. - Yeah.

Looks like it's just you and me, huh?

Who needs a picture? We got sound, right?

Want some more ice cream?

Joey, you want some more ice cream?

Hey.

You want some of this?

Want some of this?

[doorbell rings]

come on in, Steve.

Now, you stay here, okay, Joey?

I'll be right back.

Hi.

Come in.

You can listen to the game with us.

Hi, sweetheart.

Was he eating ice cream?

Yeah.

Brandon,

how could you be so irresponsible?

Wait a second. You're the one who dumped him on me

at the last minute, remember?

Yeah, we had some problems,

but now we're cooking.

What's wrong?

My interview was a complete disaster.

This guy was a conservative jerk.

He said he had serious doubts I could handle Harvard

- with a kid. - So why don't you try

for another interview?

I think I made a mistake in deciding to be a mom.

I just feel like a total failure at it.

Yeah, you expect too much.

After today, I'm amazed you handled it so well.

Well apparently, not well enough.

You don't understand.

My mom went to Harvard. She expects me to go there too.

It's been my dream since... Before I can remember.

If my grades keep dropping,

I guess I might as well forget it all.

Hey when I first came here, my grades dropped.

It was hard for me to adjust, but I did.

Brandon, it's not the same thing.

You were the new kid for a minute.

I'm the new mom forever.

Look, I got to go.

Melissa, wait a--

I'm not even going to ask.

Don said to practice.

I figured it will be just like this,

only more.

12,000 feet more.

You know, I really hate it

when you crinkle the funny pages.

Gee, you're cheery today.

I--i just feel so bad about Melissa.

She was really upset.

So, how are you going to get back in her good graces,

or, more importantly, Joey's?

You know, he really liked me.

Oh, well, babies usually like other babies.

Ha ha ha ha.

You know, I really admire Melissa.

It's hard enough being a teenager.

I sit here and worry about clothes and guys.

She has to think about real things.

Morning.

- Morning. - Hey, mom.

I have got a great idea.

Let's have a family day the way we used to.

We could go to the zoo. There's a new panda.

Your mom's been in the nesting mode

since she got her hands on that baby.

Well, you two guys will be flying off so soon.

Sooner than you think.

I promised Kelly I'd study with her.

Yeah, I got to go straighten something out.

Mom, is it okay if I borrow your car again?

Sure.

Thanks.

You know, I hate lying to them about skydiving,

but if I can do this, I can do anything.

It's my one leap of faith.

Sounds like more of a leap of brain cells.

If you ask me.

I've got it.

Got what?

How you can cheer up Melissa.

Hi.

Hi.

I've, uh, come bearing make-up gifts.

I'm sorry, too.

I've got an idea.

Why don't we make up

on a drive?

Promise not to sing.

Great. We could take Joey to the beach. Where is he?

Blissfully asleep.

My parents are back.

I thought it could just be

the two of us.

Mom,

Brandon and I are going to go for a drive.

We'll be back in a little bit.

Just remember, your father and I both have to work tonight.

Okay, don't worry. We won't be long.

Say hi to Joey for me.

Will do, Brandon.

So we'll just grab a bite and head back.

[radio playing]

I feel so out of it.

All I've been hearing are raffi lullabies.

Hey, did I tell you how basketball calmed down Joey?

It was amazing.

Yeah, I used to watch a lot of basketball

with my dad when I was pregnant

with Joey.

Do they really remember?

I wonder what it was like for him in there.

Listen, baby care's on recess, okay?

Sure.

I'm sorry.

I think I just really need a break.

Did you ever want to make a turn

like that one right there?

I've always wanted to do that.

Do it, Brandon. Let's turn there.

I used to be so scared

I couldn't find my way back.

Not anymore.

I feel like doing something so crazy.

It must be in the air.

Right at this moment,

Kelly and Brenda are probably

jumping out of a plane.

Okay, we're leveling off at 12,000 feet.

You girls ready to make the jump?

I almost puked off the empire state building,

and that was 11,000 feet lower.

Oh, relax. It's almost over.

I don't know, kel, this might be a silly mission on your part

No way, Brenda. I'm not leaving you up here

with Don Juan. Don, I wanted to sign up

for one of those private flights

you were talking about.

Sorry, Bren, three's a crowd.

You know, Kelly, since you're so jump crazy,

why don't you jump first, and Don and I will watch you.

Brenda, I couldn't do that to you.

You're my best friend.

I have to help you face your fears.

No, Kelly!

[screaming] Kelly!

Oh, my god! This is so amazing!

Brenda, get me down!

So should we head back?

No.

Let's go further.

Whoa, hey. You're making it hard to drive.

So stop driving.

You're not acting like yourself.

Great, because right now

I'd rather be anybody else.

Let's get really lost...

Stay up all night,

and watch the sun rise.

Sounds like a nice fantasy.

We could do it if we want to.

Leave Joey?

What are you, his father?

Look, I feel guilty enough.

I feel guilty when I'm with him.

I feel guilty when I'm not with him.

Suddenly you have a baby, and nobody cares about you.

Just for a second,

I would like to be

a teenage girl

and not a damn baby machine.

Hey, hey, hey. Come here.

Come here. It's ok.

I can handle it.

Why don't you just take me home?

Six-letter word for patience.

Hi, honey. What's up?

Mom, dad.

I have a confession.

I went skydiving.

Brenda, didn't we agree?

Dad, let me tell you.

After staring at death,

copping to this is easy.

I mean,

I've seen a larger meaning

of life.

Anyway, I'm sorry.

I feel bad having lied to you.

Uh, Brenda.

How was it?

Great.

Parent. Hmm?

A six-letter word for patience.

I love it when you talk cross word.

Hi.

We had nowhere to go.

Oh, god. I'm so lost.

Hey, what happened?

When I got home, my parents were really mad.

They said I stayed out deliberately.

My mom had a meeting with a new client,

and I blew it for her.

More guilt.

Just what you need, huh?

What am I going to do, Brandon?

Hey, why don't you let me

take Joey off your hands

for a couple days, huh?

We'll have some fun.

We'll shoot some hoops,

we'll check out the local jungle gyms.

Thanks.

But as much as I don't want to,

I think I'm going to have to give him up.

What are you talking about?

I can't handle the idea of being away from him

for even a few days, but I just don't think

I can make my dreams come true with him.

You know, when I see you with Joey,

this amazing thing happens to your face.

I know.

I know, but I just wasn't prepared for all this.

I know what you mean, I do.

At first, I thought Joey

was a royal pain in the butt,

but now I see that this baby stuff is amazing.

I could even see myself doing it.

In 10 years, right?

Hi.

Everything okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm a complete mess.

- Mom, could you-- - Yeah.

I used to chain read before Joey.

You know, I read about this study

where two professional football players

followed toddlers around all day.

The football players collapsed,

and the toddlers were still going.

You mean it gets harder?

And better.

You watch them grow and achieve.

They become part of your dreams.

Yeah, but you weren't a mom

when you were 17.

But I was young enough.

Sometimes I feel

like I just have to get away from Joey,

and then when I'm gone,

I can't wait to hold him again.

Remember the earthquake last month?

I ran into Joey's room I grabbed him, I kept him

with me all night. It was for me.

My first impulse was to pack everybody up

and take them back to Minneapolis.

I guess I didn't realize it would be so complicated.

I thought I could do everything.

Melissa, no one can do everything.

And the question is what do you want?

Hey, am I in time for the concert?

You look good.

Right.

I was up all night with Joey. Guess what?

- He said mama. - Really?

Actually it was more like "maaaaa," but it's a start.

I'm telling you, he's a brilliant kid.

It's what they say when they need you.

You up for a tuna/egg combo?

- Yeah, but no, I got to go home. - Why? Something wrong?

No, actually, something's very right.

I worked out a half-time schedule.

It wasn't as hard as I thought

it was going to be.

What about Harvard?

It might take an extra semester, but the school's been there

hundreds of years. It can wait another six months.

So you're going to keep Joey?

Yeah. He's a part of me.

Well, how about, um, dinner Friday night,

- just the three of us? - Can I take a rain check?

I think Joey and I need to hang out together.

Just the two of us.

I've never been dumped for such a cute guy.

Alright, ok.

I get visitation rights, okay?

You bet.

Bye.