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Look at all those red dots that have come up this week.

Yeah, is it a pattern, do you think?

Seems like it. Or are they just going around the whole thing? They're all

our house.

It's almost like they just circled this whole place and we're right here. Hey,

Dad. Hey. What's up?

Hey. How you doing?

We're going to go to the movies, hang out for a little bit if that's okay.

All right.

Nothing rated R.

Nothing rated R.

Be home by 10.

Whatever.

Motherfucker, there they are.

Where? You see them?

Where? Right down there. Right down there, look.

Let's go get them.

Cheers.

Well done.

Well done.

Okay. Uh, no, no. No, no. Come on.

Damn it.

Grab the pussy, huh?

Huh?

That's the last burglary, huh? Who the fuck is burglary?

What?

Bella! What the fuck?

You guys are breaking into everybody's houses?

No. You're supposed to be in the fucking movies. We were.

We were, and then... No, there's no way you were at the movie. No, my friends

wanted us to take some of your alcohol. Bella, you guys are matching exactly

what has been going on in the neighborhood.

We thought it was funny.

It's not funny to be stealing from people.

I think we need to call the cops.

No, no, no, no, no.

You want your daughter in jail?

Somebody else is going to do it. You might as well have us do it.

You're committing crimes to the neighborhood.

No. What do you think? I should put you over my knee like I did when you were a

little girl.

Yes, I am. You guys won't even listen.

Our friends wanted us to bring a couple of drinks for them, so that's all we

were going to do. And we thought it was funny.

And how about the other houses around the neighborhood?

Wasn't I pretending to be them? The same outfit?

Yes. It's so hard to find the outfit.

The police are going to come and fingerprint you and find the

they're not.

Let's call the cops. Call the cops.

No. Dad, if you call the cops, you literally don't even love me. There's

something we can do where you don't have to call the cops. Yeah, like what? You

want us to fucking mop the floors, mop the ceiling? No, we have maids for that.

We don't need that. Okay. We need you to be the maid. You don't have to be the

maid around us. You don't have to call the cops.

That doesn't work. No. We could do the whole, you know, weird sex thing with

dad thing.

What does that mean? I don't know. It's men like that, apparently.

Sex? With their daughters?

What? Yeah.

That's disgusting. What are you talking about?

How is it disgusting?

I'm not going to have sex with my daughter.

No.

I'm going to have sex with fucking him. And I can have sex with you, and then

you guys don't have to call the cops.

I think that's a fair enough trade.

You're having sex?

How about we just take off this burglar outfit that you guys think we're the

burglars, whatever, and you can decide if you want to fuck us or not.

Seems fair.

You sure? I can live with that, yeah.

Okay, come on.

This is fucking stupid.

You want to go to jail? Stupid is getting caught.

I told him he wanted to make me wear that fucking green mask and never would

have gotten caught.

I wasn't going to wear a green mask.

Yeah, but you made me wear a green mask.

A bright green mask.

They were both kind of bright.

You look just like your mom. I cannot believe it.

Same body and everything.

Ask your dad.

Yeah.

When'd you get that tattoo?

I've had this tattoo.

You didn't tell me about it. Mom told me you did. Why would she tell you?

Because I'm her dad.

You're so nosy. If I were nosy, I would have known about it, apparently.

You're no... Okay.

You guys don't want us to call the cops, right?

No, we don't want you to call the cops. Then don't back out on the deal you

made.

Watch your attitude, Bella. Watch that attitude.

Oh, my God.

You did this.

Yeah, you're not supposed to. No.

All right.

So, I guess go to my dad.

I guess.

I don't even know.

Hi, Leah.

Hi.

I

haven't

watched you in a long time.

This is going to be a tough one.

Yeah, most guys watch me all the time.

July 12th, and then that.

Oh.

Thank you.

um um

That's a good girl.

I bet you've been wanting to fuck me.

You used to cock, period?

Not big cock.

I thought you were a virgin.

Don't talk so loud.

Your dad doesn't know?

Yeah.

I'll use it to beat him at poker next time.

what you got us into.

You guys.

Now we're fucking each other's dads just to get out of trouble.

What did you start shaving your pussy?

Why are you laughing at my pussy?

It's your mom, mom.

Clean that couch up later, young lady.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

You know, your mom squirts.

She'll tell you that.

I don't ask her about stuff like that. I'm dead. Your mom's a freak.

What can you see?

Oh, shit.

Leah, you went first control.

You haven't touched a lot.

thing up.

Does my dad at least fuck you good?

I'll talk to you today. Bye.

Oh, yeah, do that.

I'm so close to my dad's cock, but your pussy just tastes so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

It's so weird. It kind of turns me on more.

I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

Thank you for stealing my booze.

You're welcome.

I want your big fucking load all over my feet.

And in my mouth.

So I can share it with your daughter.

Yeah.

Yeah, so what are you going to do?

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Goodbye.

Come over here, baby.

Oh, my goodness.

I think so.

Are we, like, not going to go to jail now?

You know we're not going to call the cops now, but they'll be doing this.

Can we now, like, party or something? Come over and give me a blowjob, and

give you that liquor.

Sounds like a deal.

We'll just get caught stealing it again and then we'll just get fucked again.

I guess.