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...what detectives found
in that trunk
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may have looked like hamburger,
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but it wasn't even from a cow.
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It's a body.
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Everybody knows it's a body.
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Nobody puts loose meat
in the trunk.
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Hey, Calvin.
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We just wanted to stop in
and see how you're feeling.
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Ah, you know,
I'm a little sore...
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Oh, are you watching
Murder On Trial?
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I love this show. I bet
you think it's the husband.
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Of course it's the husband.
It's always the husband.
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Nope. It's the deacon.
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I should've known
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you couldn't trust no deacon
in leather pants.
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Mm-mm.
All right.
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Calvin, it's time
you take a break
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from this TV
and start to take in
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the wonders of nature.
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Might I suggest bird-watching?
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You may not.
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I like my birds dead,
breaded and with a biscuit.
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Which you will not be having.
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You heard what
the doctor said.
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You got to cut down
on the sodium
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while you're on these meds.
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Oh, yeah,
and sodium's in everything.
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You know what?
Let me go to the kitchen
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and clear out
all the salty snacks.
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Go, go. Go, go.
All right. Hey.
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Thank you, Dave,
but Calvin's got it.
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He's gonna be
eating leafy greens,
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while I'm getting my hair done,
and staying off that leg.
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Right, Calvin?
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Yes, babe.
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All right.
Take care, Calvin.
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Yeah. If you need me,
I'm just a phone call away.
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Okay.
All right.
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Calvin, don't forget,
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they're delivering
our new towel warmer.
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I know.
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You have to sign for it.
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Yes, you told me.
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Do you have a pen?
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Babe, I'm sure
the deliveryman will have a pen.
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Mm-mm. See, that's
the kind of assumption
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that will lead me
to not getting my towel warmer.
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Here's a black and a blue pen.
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Okay.
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Bye, sweetie.
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Coming up after Murder On Trial,
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it's Dead in Wyoming,
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followed by an all-new Stabbed.
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How can there be
this much murder?
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I mean, soon enough, there won't
be anybody left alive
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to watch these shows.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Man, I can't believe
I'm doing this stupid Dave idea.
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Oh, look, a brown bird.
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Oh, wow, a black bird.
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Hey, man, what are you doing?
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Either walk or run, pick one.
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Well, hello.
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Who's your new friend,
Old Man Beasley?
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Is that the walk of shame
I'm seeing?
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Oh, look at you.
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Picking up after your dog.
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Now that's a good neighbor.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold on!
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Oh, hell no!
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Don't be throwing your trash
in my trash!
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Daddy!
Hell!
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Hey, Pop, you hungry?
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Hey, hey, Malcolm, you know that
empty house across the street?
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Well, last week,
somebody moved in.
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Okay.
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Get this, they just had
six bags of groceries
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and three bags of ice delivered.
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I think they're turning into one
of those Airbnb party houses.
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Because of some groceries?
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No. Because they also got
a karaoke machine.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, Pop, you are sounding
like a Karen.
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Karens be right sometimes.
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Look, uh, I'm just saying,
you're gonna be trying to sleep,
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and all you're gonna hear is...
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"Oh, my God,
I can't find my shoes."
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On the off chance you are
hallucinating from hunger,
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let's get some food in you, okay?
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What do you feel like eating?
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Oh, oh, oh, you know what?
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I want that, uh,
pulled pork sandwich
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from the place on Cresthaven.
Yeah.
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No.
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Come on.
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I am under strict orders
from Mama.
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Healthy and low sodium.
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Well, your mama's not here
right now, all right?
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Man...
She's at the salon
getting her hair done,
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so she doesn't have a say.
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But-but just in case,
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stop at that salad place
on the way home.
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You want a salad, too?
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No, I just want the bag.
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Your mama might check the trash.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Here.
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And pay cash for the sandwich.
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Go on, now.
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Yeah.
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Calvin?
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Oh, hey, babe.
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I didn't order no sandwich.
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No, I got an alert on my phone
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saying they tried to deliver
my towel warmer,
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but nobody was home.
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No, babe, I've been right here
the whole time.
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Well, I'm gonna request
a redelivery.
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Oh, I got to go,
the purse guy is here.
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Excuse me.
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How much is that Gucci?
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Tina, don't get that, it's fake!
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Oh, bye.
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Why you got your blinds closed?
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What you trying to hide?
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Dad, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to figure out
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why this degenerate across the
street has his blinds closed.
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He's probably
one of those crazy people
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who thinks he's being watched.
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Exactly.
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Dad, you asked me to come home
right away
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to help you
with a computer problem.
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Marty, I need you
to find out
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what's going on with that house
across the street.
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That's not a computer problem.
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Son, there's nothing
more important
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than shutting down
a party house.
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Those things are popping up
everywhere.
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Causing parking problems,
noise at all types of hours,
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strangers coming and going,
and all-night karaoke orgies.
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I won't have that
in my neighborhood.
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It's situations like this
that makes me want an HOA,
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except I don't want to pay
$45 a month
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to have somebody tell me
I can't have a purple door.
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You don't have a purple door.
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No, but I want the option.
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Come on, Marty. Come on,
you got to help me figure out
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who owns that house
across the street,
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see if it's on a rental site.
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You know, hey,
check the dark web.
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Daddy, all of that is
on the regular web.
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Okay, okay.
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Hey, baby.
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Calvin, the app says
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that the package
is out for redelivery.
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Please don't miss it this time!
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Are you in a helicopter?
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I'm under the dryer!
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Tina, it is some crazy stuff
going on in our neighborhood.
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Nefarious.
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It's what?
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Nefarious!
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Who's Darius?
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Why are we talking about Darius?
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I don't know!
You brought him up!
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Look, I got to go, baby. Okay.
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Hey, would you grab me
some water?
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I need to take my pills.
Yeah, I got you.
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Ooh, ooh, that's probably
your mama's package.
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G-Get the door for me.
On it.
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Stay right there!
Okay.
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Not you. Get the door.
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Don't move.
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Make up your mind!
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Oh, damn it. He's gone.
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You see what you did?
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Actually, I don't.
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Find anything yet, Marty?
No.
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I've checked Airbnb, VRBO,
and karaoke-orgies-dot-com,
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which... which does exist,
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but you do not want to go there.
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Well, keep looking, son.
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The truth is out there.
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All we got to do...
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God, Dave!
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Hey, neighbor.
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Uh, found this
in the front door.
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Oh, thanks, Dave.
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Damn delivery driver thinks
he's Usain Bolt.
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So, is there anything
I can help you with?
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Dave, you know what?
I got a question for you.
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How do you feel about
living across the street
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from an Airbnb party house?
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Not good at all!
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We got to nip this thing
in the bud.
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For the record, I'm not seeing
a listing for that house.
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Are you on the dark web?
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Yeah, sure.
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Good. Good.
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Good, good.
Now, Dave, make yourself useful
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and go and get that guy's name.
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O-Okay, well, how do I do that?
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It's a piece of cake.
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Just go through his mailbox.
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Calvin, that's a federal crime.
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Since when?
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Since mail.
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Okay. Well, Dave, I'm not
telling you to commit a crime.
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I'm just saying,
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if you innocently walked
past the mailbox
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and accidentally rammed into it,
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and the mail
inadvertently fell out,
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and you mistakenly
shuffle through it...
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...and by happenstance
saw the guy's name,
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that's not on you.
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That's on the inquisitive nature
of universe.
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Gemma, if I go down for this,
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wait for me.
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So, what's this
guy done, anyway?
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Oh, uh...
Oh. Oh!
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Brace yourself, Gemma.
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He's purchased food
and been nothing but quiet.
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Hmm.
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Oh, that's not good.
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It's always the quiet ones.
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Who's always the quiet ones?
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The murderers.
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Murderers?
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Gemma, listen to yourself.
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You've been watching those shows
so long, you're seeing things.
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Thank you.
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Things the rest of us
are missing.
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Right?
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Ah.
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That mailbox just hit me.
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Gosh!
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Forget it.
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Dave!
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You okay, man?
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Yeah, no, I'm great.
I was just...
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trying to pay our new neighbor
a visit.
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What's his name, again?
I'm so terrible with names.
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Save me the embarrassment.
Uh...
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Huey? Dewey? Louie?
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It's on the tip of my tongue.
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It's on the-- It's on the tip
of my tongue.
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Well, when someone says that,
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you're supposed
to give me the name.
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I don't know.
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Hey, have you ever
actually met this guy?
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I'm not answering that
without a lawyer present.
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Okay, look, Randall,
I just need this guy's name.
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I'm trying to save
this neighborhood.
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All right, Dave.
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You know I'm not supposed
to let you look at the mail,
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but you are the only person
on this entire route
260
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,730
that tips me for Christmas.
261
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,498
You buy me birthday cards.
Well...
262
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:42,635
And, uh, you were there
for me in my dark times.
263
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,605
Look at it.
264
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,610
Thanks, Randall.
265
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,512
And you know what?
Don't worry about it.
266
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:53,981
She's gonna come back.
267
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,516
She ain't.
She, uh,
268
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,485
she married
a FedEx guy, and, uh...
269
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:01,288
I can't compete
with that.
270
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,560
All right.
Here you go, Pop, lunch.
271
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,831
Aw, that's what
I'm talking about.
272
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,665
It's been a full day
of solving crimes.
273
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,302
I am starving.
274
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,071
Ooh, did you see the 48 Hours
275
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,807
about the quiet neighbor,
but it turned out
276
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,675
he fed his wife to piranhas?
277
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,677
Where'd they get the piranhas?
278
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,546
I think you can just
get piranhas.
279
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,549
Calvin!
280
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,187
Uh, Malcolm,
281
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,889
there's bread on this salad.
282
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,293
Really?
The fake bag trick?
283
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,428
I was bullied, Mama.
284
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,130
I know, baby, I know.
285
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,566
Look, babe, in my defense,
you're not supposed to be here.
286
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,401
Since when do you get
your hair done
287
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:49,803
in less than eight hours?
288
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,139
Well, it was a slow gossip week,
you know?
289
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,041
Nobody got cheated on,
nobody got fat.
290
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,376
Everybody's thriving.
291
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,114
Okay, I got the guy's name.
292
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,649
I feel so dirty about it.
293
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,184
But also exhilarated.
294
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,819
I don't know
how to feel.
295
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,955
Is this a gateway crime?
Am I becoming a career criminal
296
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,290
like my father?
Am I okay with that?
297
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,026
Dave, just...
just tell us the name.
298
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,663
His name is Simon Throckmorton.
299
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:17,664
I knew it!
300
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,466
You did?
301
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,634
Well, not that name
specifically.
302
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,103
I just knew he had a name.
303
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,806
What? Wait a minute,
what is going on here?
304
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,809
Babe, I'm not gonna
sugarcoat it for you.
305
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,279
We got a murderer
living across the street.
306
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,380
What?
307
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,982
All the signs are there.
Yeah.
308
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,684
Like what?
Like, there are no signs,
309
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,920
which is the biggest sign.
310
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,256
Okay, no, no, no.
Y'all are tripping.
311
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,692
Y'all been cooped up
watching these murder shows.
312
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,227
Y'all are losing
your damn minds.
313
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,029
Yeah, I agree, Mama.
314
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,497
You two watch
so much true crime
315
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,232
you see murder everywhere.
Ooh!
316
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,833
Calvin, did you see
the second season
317
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:54,834
of Murder Everywhere?
318
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,069
It's self-contained.
319
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,204
You don't have to
watch season one.
320
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,239
Wait, what--
Wait a minute.
321
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,674
You just can't go around
accusing people
322
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,243
when they've done nothing wrong.
323
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,477
Actually...
324
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,746
Ooh, ooh, the dark web.
What you got?
325
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,583
That name Dave found,
Simon Throckmorton?
326
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,920
It's a weird name
so I searched it on Facebook,
327
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,888
Linked In, Instagram.
328
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,589
All of his profiles were
created last Thursday.
329
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,291
The day he moved in.
330
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,927
Yeah. That's not even
the weird part.
331
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:23,796
The weirdest part is
no friends, no posts.
332
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,065
Not even a profile picture.
333
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,599
I knew it.
334
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,836
I knew that guy was suspect.
All right, well,
335
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,838
how do we find out
who this guy really is?
336
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,140
The dumpster.
337
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,842
He's been tossing his crap
in my dumpster.
338
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,310
Maybe there's something
in there
339
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,312
that'll let us know
who he really is.
340
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,481
Can you dig through
another man's trash?
341
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,751
Hey, once it's in my dumpster,
it's my trash.
342
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,389
Okay, I'll go out there
and dig around.
343
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,158
All right.
All right.
344
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,064
Dave, are you really
gonna let your wife
345
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,898
dig through a filthy dumpster?
346
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,268
Oh, well, I don't know.
You seemed so excited about it.
347
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,769
Dave!
348
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,305
All right. Malcolm,
you want to come?
349
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,207
Uh, yeah. Hell no.
350
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,917
Is he putting on hand sanitizer
351
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,720
before he goes in the dumpster?
Yeah.
352
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,195
There's Throckmorton.
353
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:31,164
Boy, he looks familiar.
354
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,633
Maybe because y'all been
staring at him all day.
355
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,837
Oh, my God.
356
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:38,871
I know where I know him from.
357
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,673
It was on that 48 Hours
358
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,110
about the mob murder
in Kansas City.
359
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,645
Oh, you know what,
I saw that one, too.
360
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,015
Throckmorton is actually
361
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:51,418
Salvatore "Big Sal" Molisani.
Yes! Yes!
362
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,153
Isn't that name
a bit of a stereotype?
363
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,722
I didn't name him, Marty.
364
00:15:55,822 --> 00:16:00,260
But that guy is a button man
for the mob.
Mm-hmm.
365
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,928
What's he doing with that rug?
366
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,396
Uh-oh.
I don't know,
There's something in it.
367
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,398
Oh, snap, you guys
might be right.
368
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,067
There's something heavy
in there.
369
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,402
Mm-hmm. And it ain't
a standing, oscillating fan,
370
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,139
I can tell you that much.
371
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,474
No, that's a corpse.
372
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,808
And he's gonna throw it
in my dumpster.
373
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,877
But Dave's in the dumpster.
374
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,079
Ooh.
375
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,284
Hello?
Dave, you gotta get out
of there.
376
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,785
Gemma, I can't right now.
377
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,088
Some maniac
threw batteries away.
378
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,757
You know,
that's hazardous waste.
379
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,292
Dave, forget the batteries.
380
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,826
I won't do it, Gemma.
381
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,995
This is the only planet
we've got.
382
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,665
Dave, you are in real danger.
383
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,701
Oh, I know.
I also just touched raw chicken.
384
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,609
Hey! Occupied!
385
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,144
What the hell?
386
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,445
Dave, run!
387
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,186
Oh!
388
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,620
What are you doing?
389
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,622
What are you doing?
390
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,724
I'm throwing trash
in a dumpster.
391
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,226
Why are you in there?
392
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:09,162
Hey, man, don't try
to put this on me.
393
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,332
Dave, get in here!
394
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,269
Have a seat.
395
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,004
What the hell?
396
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:26,879
I'm gonna call 911.
Lock the door.
397
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,548
Do not let Molisani in.
398
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,550
Who's Molisani?
Big Sal.
399
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,419
Who's Big Sal?
Throckmorton.
400
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,421
Somebody tell me
what's going on here!
401
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,423
They have all lost their minds,
402
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,226
and my towel warmer
is God knows where.
403
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:43,230
Uh, 911? We're at
1170 Evergreen Drive.
404
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,964
There is a murderer outside.
405
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,699
Oh, and we got
white people here.
406
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,301
Scream, Gemma.
407
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,237
See?
408
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,107
They sure come fast
when you say "white folks."
409
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,178
It's not the police,
it's the delivery guy.
410
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,012
No, no!
Don't do it baby. Don't.
411
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:04,217
Finally. Okay.
Thank you so much.
412
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,354
All right. I'm gonna
plug this bad boy in
413
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,556
and warm some towels.
414
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:14,761
Who are you people,
and what are you doing?
415
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,996
Who are we?
We live here.
416
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:17,997
Who the hell are you?
417
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,899
Okay, now, Tina,
Tina, back away.
418
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:23,470
We've called 911, and they know
there's white people here.
419
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,038
Don't try anything.
420
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,441
I have pepper spray
in my purse next door!
421
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,679
And I have raw chicken literally
all over my hands right now,
422
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,846
so come get some.
423
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,415
I don't know what's
going on here,
424
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,317
but you better get
your ass out my house.
425
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,385
Baby, get back.
426
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,019
Big Sal's gonna kill us.
What?
427
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,688
With this?
428
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,658
I'm having a panic attack.
429
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,896
Why are you calling me
Big Sal?
430
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,898
Oh, we saw you on 48 Hours.
431
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,633
We know you're a mob hit man.
432
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,135
And we don't say that
about all Italian-Americans.
433
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,971
We know the vast majority
are upstanding citizens.
434
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,810
You idiots!
I'm not Salvatore Molisani.
435
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,313
I'm the one who testified
against him.
436
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,981
Oh, you're...
437
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,251
Giuseppe Zabarino.
438
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,488
So you're not a murderer?
No.
439
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,957
Okay. Well, then, why
did you change your name?
440
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,326
So I don't get killed.
441
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,595
I'm in a program...
442
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,765
...that protects...
443
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,534
you know, witnesses.
444
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,101
Oh...
445
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,472
The Witness Protection Program?
446
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,644
We're not supposed to say it,
but yes.
447
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,979
I've been setting up
so my family can join me.
448
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,349
So that house is
not even a party house?
449
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,816
No. It's a safe house.
450
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,818
Well, it was a safe house.
451
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,821
Ooh, that's our bad.
452
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,158
Now I gotta move
my family again.
453
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,026
We all gotta get
new fake names.
454
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:58,164
Oh, my kid, he just learned
to spell Throckmorton.
455
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,200
I mean, it's kinda spelled
like it sounds.
456
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,204
Gosh, I-I feel terrible.
457
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,539
You know,
send me your new address.
458
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,742
We'll send you a plant
or something.
459
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,679
You have no idea
how Witness Protection works.
460
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,551
You know, Gemma, I think
we've learned something.
461
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,253
Stop watching
those murder shows
462
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,954
and stay out of
people's business?
463
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,956
No.
464
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,726
To always listen
to our guts.
465
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,728
We knew there was
something up over there.
466
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:33,533
Yeah, we just prevented
a known associate of the mob
467
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,834
from moving onto our street.
468
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,669
Hey, way to go, partner.
469
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,571
Keeping our neighborhood safe.
470
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,842
Pasadena police.
We had a report
471
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,877
of a white woman screaming.
472
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:49,349
Yeah, that-that would be me.
473
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,217
It-it was a false alarm.
474
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,786
I thought I saw a spider.
475
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,087
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476
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