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HOW'S IT
FEEL, GAR-WOOD?
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IT'S BREATHABLE?
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CAN YOU BREATHE FROM
YOUR DIAPHRAGM IN IT?
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YEAH? THEY'RE COOL.
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VERY EXCITING DAY FOR US.
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WE GOT OUR BRAND-NEW
BULLETPROOF VESTS IN,
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AND THEY ARE 33%
MORE BULLET-RESISTANT.
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THEY'LL ALSO STOP A
HOLLOW-POINT BULLET,
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SO, THANK YOU FOR
YOUR TAX DOLLARS.
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FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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THAT WAS A LITTLE OFF.
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NICE SHOOTING, TEX.
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I WAS A LITTLE OFF-BALANCE.
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WELL, IT'S BEANER-PROOF.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU
FELLAS BEAT US AT THE ALAMO.
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WHOO! COME HERE!
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OH... AH!
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WHOA!
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WHO PUT THE, UH,
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OSAMA BIN LADEN TOILET PAPER
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IN THE MEN'S WATER CLOSET?
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YEAH? YEAH.
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IT'S A LITTLE ITCHY, BUT...
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YEAH, IT IS ITCHY, BUT
IT IS PRETTY FUNNY.
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WE GOT A LETTER HERE FROM
THE STATE SUPREME COURT.
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YOU KNOW THAT, THAT
GIANT 10 COMMANDMENTS
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SOMEBODY PUT ON THE
FRONT LAWN OUT THERE?
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YEAH, IT'S NICE.
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WELL, WE GOTTA GET IT OUT
OF HERE, LIKE, IMMEDIATELY.
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STATE SUPREME COURT SAID IT'S A
VIOLATION OF CHURCH AND STATE,
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BAH-BAH-BAH, WE'RE OPEN
TO CLASS-ACTION LAWSUITS,
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BOO, BOO, BOO...
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ANYWAY, REMOVE IT,
IMMEDIATELY, SO LET'S DO IT.
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WE HAVE TO DO IT?
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YES, AND BY "WE," I
OF COURSE MEAN...
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YOU.
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Attention, Lt. Jim Dangle,
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please report to the front desk.
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Your wife is here to see you.
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I HEARD THAT AND
THOUGHT IT WAS A RUMOR.
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HA!
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SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
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OH, NO, HELL, NO.
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YOU AIN'T GOT... YOU AIN'T
GOT NO BUSINESS HERE!
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YOU AIN'T GO NO BUSINESS
HERE... YEAH, YEAH.
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ACTUALLY WE DO. WHAT, WHAT?
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WE SAW AN AD IN THE PAPER...
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YEAH, SO WHAT, SO WHAT?
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MY AD... I GIVE PEOPLE
PLEASURE, ALL RIGHT?
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YOU.
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YEAH, I SEE IT, I SEE IT.
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I PUT IT IN THERE,
I PAID FOR IT.
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YOU NEED TO HAVE A PERMIT.
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AHH, SEE? WHAT ELSE AM I...
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GOD, THAT'S, THAT'S CLASSIC.
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"$10,000 PYRAMID."
THINGS COPS ALWAYS SAY.
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"DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT?" AH!
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF THERE'S A BORDELLO.
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THIS IS MY PLEASURE PALACE,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
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NO, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
"PLEASURE" MEANS WHATEVER.
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I'M GIVING PLEASURE.
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IF SOMEONE COMES UP
TO ME AND SAYS, "HEY,
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEW
SOMETHING WITH ME?"
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SURE, IF THAT GIVES YOU
PLEASURE, COME ON BY.
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IF I HAPPEN TO BE NUDE
WHILE WE'RE DOING IT,
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THAT'S MY PREROGATIVE,
'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
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YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
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YOU WANT TO PLANT A
TREE FOR ARBOR DAY?
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COME ON OVER, THAT'S A PLEASURE.
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WHATEVER IT IS,
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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IT'S A PLEASURE
PALACE, AND THAT'S IT,
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I'M GIVING OUT PLEASURE.
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IS THERE ANY CHANCE
THAT BY "PLEASURE"
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YOU MEAN HAVING SEX
WITH PEOPLE FOR MONEY?
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WELL, OF COURSE!
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OKAY, THANK YOU.
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OH, NO, WAIT.
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NO, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
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OH, REVERSE THE PSYCHOL...
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LOOK, AT LEAST LET ME
PUT ON MY OWN CUFFS.
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I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.
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I GET IT. I GET IT.
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I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.
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AHA!
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HA HA HAAA! HO HO!
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HA, HA!
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1, RENO COPS: 0.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?
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THIS IS JUSTICE.
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OH, LOOK, LOOK...
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HEY, THE "KEYSTONE COPS"
CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR BIT BACK.
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HI.
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HI, DEB.
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HI... HI.
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WOW, LONG TIME, NO SEE.
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I KNOW.
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LONG TIME, NO SEE.
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LOOK AT YOU.
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YEAH... LOOK AT YOU.
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I KNOW, LOOK AT NOT ME.
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YEAH, DID YOU GET THAT
GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY?
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I DID, I HAD THE GASTRIC BYPASS.
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MY GOD.
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I KNOW, LIKE 240 POUNDS.
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I DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU.
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YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING
THE OLD DEB WOULD'VE EATEN.
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I'M JOKIN'.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WHAT BRINGS YOU ABOUT?
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WELL, YOU KNOW...
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THIS MIGHT BE
HARD FOR YOU, JIM...
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BUT I MET SOMEONE.
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OH, YOU MET A... FELLA.
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MM-HMM, AND WE'D
LIKE TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL.
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SO...
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SO WE NEED TO GET A DIVORCE.
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FROM ME, OKAY.
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SO WHEN DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
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I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD
MEET US TONIGHT FOR DINNER.
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TONIGHT? OH, OKAY,
SO REALLY JUMP ON IT.
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BUT IF YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT THIS,
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OR YOU NEED TO THINK IT
THROUGH A LITTLE BIT MORE,
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BECAUSE I CERTAINLY COULD
THINK IT THROUGH WITH YOU,
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OR NOT, YOU KNOW?
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IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE
BEST, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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YEAH? OKAY.
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OKAY. OKAY.
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YOU MIGHT WANNA WEAR PANTS
TONIGHT, TO THE RESTAURANT.
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DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR
PANTS AT CHEZ LENO?
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WEAR A JACKET, BUT...
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I KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR SHORTS.
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I'M NOT YOUR LITTLE
DAPPER DAN DOLL, OKAY?
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I'M NOT YOUR DAPPER
DAN DOLL, DEB.
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I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
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YOUR DAPPER?
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COME ON, DON'T END LIKE THIS.
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DAMN IT, DEB, LET'S NOT FIGHT!
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HERE WE ARE AGAIN!
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BOOM!
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I'LL SEE YOU AT
THE DIVORCE, OKAY?
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OKAY.
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IT'S KIND OF IRONIC THOUGH,
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HOW YOU AND JONES
NEVER GOT MARRIED,
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AND HERE'S A GAY GUY GETTING
MARRIED TO A STRAIGHT WOMAN.
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THAT'S GOTTA TAKE
THE PISS OUT OF YA.
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HMM.
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1, 2, 3!
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I CAN FEEL IT MOVING... AAH!
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AAAAAH!
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GO! GAH!
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CAN WE MAKE, LIKE,
A PUSHING CHAIN?
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AAH! OW!
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OWWW!!
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MY BOOB!
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OKAY, OKAY!
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AAAH!!
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WHY DON'T I KICK WITH MY
LEGS, AND YOU GUYS PUSH?
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YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TO SHOW OFF YOUR VAGINA,
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AND THAT'S NOT
GONNA HELP ANYTHING.
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I WASN'T TALKING TO
YOU, I WAS TALKING TO HER.
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I KNOW WHO YOU WERE TALKING TO.
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YEAH, IT IS KIND OF...
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WHO'S SHOWING OFF THEIR VAGINA?
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HOLD ON... OKAY.
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OW! OW! OWW!
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OW!
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OUCH!
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HERE, TRY IT, SEE IF YOU CAN,
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IF CAN PEEL THE WORD OF
GOD OFF THE GODDAMN THING,
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THEN WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO JUST
GET AWAY WITH IT SITTING HERE.
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LITTLE BABY! MOTHERFUCKIN'!
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YEAH, DO IT,
JONES, DO IT, JONES!
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YOU'RE GETTIN' IT.
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TAKE IT AS A SIGN.
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THE PUBLIC IS HERE NOW,
THE PRESS IS SURE TO FOLLOW.
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OH, HELL.
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I DON'T GO TO YOUR JOB AND
TELL YOU YOU'RE GOIN' TO HELL.
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IT IS HARD TO IMAGINE DANGLE
MARRIED SINCE HE'S BEEN,
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YOU KNOW, SO AFTER
ME FOR SO LONG.
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IT'S SORT OF... I FEEL SORRY
FOR THE POOR WOMAN.
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YOU KNOW, SHE HAS
NO IDEA HOW MUCH...
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FLIRTING HE'S BEEN DOING
AND HOW JUST BLATANTLY...
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AFTER MY...
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AFTER YOUR WHAT?
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MY VAGINA, HE'S BEEN
FOR SO MANY YEARS.
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RIGHT.
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ALRIGHT... HOLD ON.
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YO, YO, YO, YO!
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
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SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
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CALM DOWN, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.
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WHOA!
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, AND
I'LL TAKE YOUR STATEMENT.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE HERE FOR.
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WE'LL LOOK OUT FOR YOU.
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HOW YOU DOING? CONGRATULATIONS.
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HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
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YOU GO TAKE HIS STATEMENT,
AND I'LL GO TALK TO THE GIRLS.
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I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THEIR STATEMENT,
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AND I'LL GO OVER HERE
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AND I'LL GET ONE OF
THESE GIRLS INTO THE CAR.
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I DO THAT, THAT'S WHAT I DO.
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I'M A LONELY, LONELY MAN,
JUST GIVE ME ONE SHOT.
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GO AHEAD...
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GO AHEAD, DO IT.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
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COME ON, COME ON, LET ME
'RASSLE YOU INTO THE CAR HERE.
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HEY... AAAH!!
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GODDAMN!
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HOLD ON!
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HE CAME IN... IT WAS
BROKE WHEN HE CAME IN!
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LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LADY HERE
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WHO SEEMS TO BE DRAGGING
SOME SORT OF APPLIANCE
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DOWN THE STREET.
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SWEETHEART, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GET SOME PANTS ON, MISS, OKAY?
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I GOT ON... RIGHT HERE.
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NO, THOSE AREN'T PANTS.
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THOSE ARE ON MY BODY.
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STOP!
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STOP IT! RIGHT NOW!
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RIGHT NOW, GODDAMN IT!
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HOW ABOUT... WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
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DO YOU WANT US
TO DRIVE YOU HOME?
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I AIN'T NEVER COMIN' OUT.
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WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE...
I AIN'T NEVER COMING OUT!
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO COME OUT, MA'AM.
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I'M NOT!
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YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE STREET, MA'AM.
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SHE'S A KICKER! SHE'S A KICKER!
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YOU GONNA BEHAVE?
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OWWW!
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COME ON, LADY.
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DO NOT SPIT.
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OH, GODDAMN IT!
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YOU HURT...
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OWW!
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I'LL BITE YOU! I'LL
BITE YOU BACK!
240
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,698
I'LL BITE YOUR TITS OFF.
241
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,932
I'LL BITE YOUR TITS OFF.
242
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,667
YOU'RE GETTING IN THE CAR!
243
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,036
YOU'RE GETTING IN THE CAR!
244
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,204
I DON'T WANT TO.
245
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,239
FINE!
246
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,907
IF SHE WON'T GET IN...
247
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,175
WE'LL TAKE HER WATER HEATER.
248
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,677
WHAT?!
249
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,912
NOW WE KEEP IT.
250
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,357
YEP, NOW YOU
LOSE. YOU LIKE THAT?
251
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,192
YOU WON'T COME WITH US,
WE TAKE YOUR WATER HEATER.
252
00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:19,016
I WANNA TAKE IT WITH ME!
253
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,985
NOPE, NO ROOM.
254
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:22,386
SORRY, ALL FULL UP.
255
00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:23,621
I WANT TO GO.
256
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:24,822
YOU GONNA GET IN?
257
00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:25,824
YOU WANNA GET IN?
258
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:26,926
NO! NO?
259
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,359
I WANNA TAKE IT WITH ME!
260
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,660
WHAT? YOU WANNA COME?
261
00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:32,463
COME ON,
WE'LL LET YOU IN.
262
00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:34,866
AAAAH!
263
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,635
AH! AH! AH!
264
00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:39,770
COME ON, WE'LL LET YOU IN.
265
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,239
COME ON, LET'S GO, HURRY UP.
266
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,974
I WANNA GO!
267
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,717
GO, GO, GO, GO!
268
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,827
OH, SHIT!
269
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:12,037
OH, MAN.
270
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,972
HOW THE HELL'S HE GONNA LAND?
271
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:22,013
I MET MY WIFE, DEBBIE, BACK
IN MY SWING CHOIR DAYS.
272
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,126
WE WERE IN THE SWING
CHOIR, IT WAS A REAL GOOD TIME.
273
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:27,318
WE DID... MAYBE IT'S CALLED
OUTSIDE-TYPE NUMBERS.
274
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,953
AND, YOU KNOW, WE WERE YOUNG,
275
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:31,822
I HAD JUST BEEN BOOTED
FROM THE COAST GUARD,
276
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,658
SHE WAS THE HEIRESS TO A
VACUUM-CLEANER FORTUNE...
277
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:39,063
IT... WORKED OUT
GOOD FOR EVERYBODY.
278
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:40,709
SHE WAS MORBIDLY OBESE
AT THE TIME, YOU KNOW?
279
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:45,570
SHE WAS NOT LONG FOR THIS
WORLD CERTAINLY, IT SEEMED LIKE,
280
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,105
THE WAY SHE COULD
THROW THEM HOAGIES BACK.
281
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,243
SAW YOUR MAMA LAST WEEK.
282
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,145
MM-HMM, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
283
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,447
STOPPED BY THE HOME THERE.
284
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,683
SHE THINKS THE BLACK
NURSES ARE STEALING FROM HER.
285
00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,451
OKAY.
286
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:01,986
GAVE HER A SPONGE BATH.
287
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,688
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU INSIST ON
GIVING MY MOTHER A SPONGE BATH.
288
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,857
WHO ELSE WOULD DO IT, DEB?
289
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,893
THE STAFF, JIM.
290
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,396
YEAH, BUT THEY STEAL FROM HER.
291
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,231
THAT'S NOT A FACT.
292
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,044
I BROUGHT THESE PAPERS,
LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH.
293
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,835
LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT.
294
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,471
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THE DOOR IS STILL OPEN
295
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,440
IF YOU HAVE A CHANGE OF HEART.
296
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:27,778
AND IT'S JUST... IT'S
FOR THE BEST, HONEY.
297
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,113
I KNOW, I KNOW.
298
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,048
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT? I LOVE LESLIE.
299
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,217
LIFE GOES ON.
300
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,429
I LOVE LESLIE.
301
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,520
LIFE GOES ON...
302
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,188
WHO'S LESLIE?
303
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,525
MY FIANCé, JIM, I TOLD YOU THAT.
304
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,159
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
305
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,361
RIGHT.
306
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,495
HI!
307
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,708
HOW ARE YOU?
308
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,665
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
309
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,100
SO YOU MUST BE JIM.
310
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,602
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH
ABOUT YOU. I'M LESLIE FROST.
311
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,538
HOW DO YOU DO?
312
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,539
DO I KNOW YOU? YOU
OWN THAT LITTLE STORE.
313
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,575
THE BI-CURIOS, THE
COLLECTIBLES STORE.
314
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,177
THAT PLACE IS WONDERFUL.
315
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,424
THANK YOU.
316
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,891
I SHOULD COME BY, I'LL
COME BY AND CHECK IT OUT.
317
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:05,949
IN THE DIVISION OF
PROPERTY SECTION HERE, DEB?
318
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,118
YES?
319
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,087
OKAY, HERE'S ME. UH-HUH.
320
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,190
AND THERE'S DEBORAH.
321
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,357
RIGHT.
322
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,359
THERE'S ALL THESE THINGS
IN YOUR COLUMN HERE.
323
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,139
RIGHT, BECAUSE I CAME INTO
THE MARRIAGE WITH THOSE.
324
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,003
YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING IN
MY COLUMN WHATSOEVER.
325
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:22,200
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAME INTO
THE MARRIAGE WITH NOTHING, JIM.
326
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:27,171
WHY DON'T YOU STICK A
BURNING STICK IN MY EYE?
327
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:32,176
HONEY, UM... YOUR
LIPS. IT'S NOT AS VIBRANT.
328
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,688
THEY ARE DISAPPEARING
INTO YOUR FACE.
329
00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:35,113
THEY'RE DOING
THAT THING THEY DO.
330
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,015
THEY DO DISAPPEAR INTO HER FACE
331
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,852
WHEN SHE DOESN'T
OUTLINE THEM A LITTLE BIT.
332
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,854
SHE IS A PISTOL.
333
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,255
OH, SHE'S A WONDERFUL WOMAN.
334
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,868
ESPECIALLY NOW THAT
SHE'S...
335
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,226
NOT MORBIDLY OBESE.
336
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,861
RIGHT, RIGHT.
337
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,596
I CAN'T WAIT FOR
OUR WEDDING NIGHT,
338
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:57,368
LET ME TELL YOU THAT, TO
HAVE SEX WITH HER VAGINA.
339
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,603
SHE'S A FIRECRACKER.
340
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,425
OKAY, I'LL PIN HIM
DOWN, YEAH, THAT'S HIM.
341
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,083
THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE.
342
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,918
PUT YOUR HANDS UP, SIR.
343
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,820
UP AGAINST THE CAR.
UP AGAINST THE CAR.
344
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,622
GET UP AGAINST THE CAR!
345
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:18,923
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
346
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,325
LADIES, MA'AM, I DON'T
MEAN TO BE DISRESPECTFUL.
347
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,638
I THINK WE HAVE A
MISUNDERSTANDING.
348
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,028
WE GOT A CALL
ABOUT A HATE CRIME.
349
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,530
RIGHT, I CALLED YOU,
I PLACED THE CALL.
350
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,698
YEAH, RIGHT, YOU CALLED US
351
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,366
SO YOU COULD BRAG
ON WHAT YOU DID?
352
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,602
NO, NO, LOOK, LOOK, LOOKEE.
353
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,472
SEE WHAT THEY DID?
THEY PUT A GIANT "S".
354
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,608
THEY COMPLETELY
CHANGED THE LOOK OF IT.
355
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,677
AND IT'S... IT'S
DISRESPECTING MYSELF.
356
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,746
IT'S DISRESPECTING
PEOPLE OF MY BELIEFS.
357
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,147
I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE WOULD
358
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,726
ACTUALLY COME INTO
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
359
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,350
AND TRY AND
DISRESPECT THE CULTURE.
360
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:47,684
YOU CALLED US?
361
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,120
I ABSOLUTELY DID
362
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,422
BECAUSE SOMEONE IN THIS
NEIGHBORHOOD IS A HATE MONGER.
363
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,358
SOMEONE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
IS SELECTING OUT INDIVIDUALS
364
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,028
BASED ON, I DON'T KNOW,
PERHAPS THE COLOR MY SKIN,
365
00:14:57,129 --> 00:15:00,697
PERHAPS MY PERSONAL
BELIEFS, AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
366
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,400
LET ME TALK TO HER FOR A SECOND.
367
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,534
YOU HOLD ON.
368
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,503
I'M NOT TAKING ANY
STATEMENT FROM THIS IDIOT.
369
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,965
I THINK WE SHOULD
FIND WHO DID IT
370
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:10,274
AND BUY THEM A GIFT CERTIFICATE
FOR SOMETHING PRETTY
371
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,777
JUST TO SAY "THANK YOU."
372
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:14,946
OH!
373
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,514
WHOA!
374
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,482
THIS IS 1-ADAM, CHARLIE-35.
375
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,184
WE NEED AN AMBULANCE HERE
376
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,720
AT THE "KU SUX
KLAN" HEADQUARTERS.
377
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,023
I'M SORRY, I'M JUST
READING THE SIGN.
378
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:36,433
THIS IS GONNA
SOUND COLD-HEARTED,
379
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:40,438
BUT I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
380
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:46,043
ALL I REALLY WANT...
TO HAVE HAPPEN...
381
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:52,450
IS... FOR DEB TO BE AS HAPPY
AS SHE COULD POSSIBLY BE,
382
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,652
NOT DIVORCE ME,
383
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,520
AND GET HIT BY A
TRAIN OR SOMETHING...
384
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,989
SOMETHING IN WHICH SHE
WOULDN'T FEEL ANY PAIN
385
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,726
BECAUSE PART OF ME,
STILL, IS HER FRIEND,
386
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:05,296
BUT I ALSO DON'T HAVE
A 401-K PLAN OF ANY KIND.
387
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:09,033
DID I SEE YOU AT A
HALLOWEEN PARTY LAST YEAR,
388
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,713
AND WERE YOU DRESSED
LIKE TRUMAN CAPOTE?
389
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,904
AND WERE YOU
TALKING TO A MOUNTIE?
390
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,672
YES.
391
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:17,408
A MOUNTIE IN SHORTS?
392
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:20,211
NOT A BIG JUMP, BUT
A GREAT COSTUME.
393
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,478
JIM, MOUNTIE IN SHORTS.
394
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,281
PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS
TOM WOLFE THAT YEAR.
395
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,162
OH MY GOD, NO, YOU WERE
SO OBVIOUSLY TRUMAN CAPOTE.
396
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,385
I KNOW.
397
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,153
TOM WOLFE IS MUCH
STRIPIER. IT'S A WHITE SUIT.
398
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,700
OF COURSE, IT'S A
WHITE SUIT AND STRIPIER.
399
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,892
SURE, THERE'S "NECKERCHIEFERY"
INVOLVED SOMETIMES.
400
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,128
HABERDASHERY. RIGHT.
401
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,930
HI.
402
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:43,934
COME ON IN, SIT DOWN.
403
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,547
SO, WE SHOULD LOOK
THAT OVER VERY QUICKLY
404
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,070
AND THEN BE ON OUR WAY.
405
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,307
WHAT'S THAT, DEB...
THAT RIGHT THERE?
406
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:54,612
THE TRAILER, THE MOBILE HOME.
407
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,179
THAT'S WHERE I LIVE, DEB.
408
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,748
RIGHT, I BOUGHT IT.
409
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,150
I PUT SWEAT EQUITY INTO IT, DEB.
410
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,752
I PUT SWEAT EQUITY INTO IT, DEB.
411
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,221
THAT'S A MADE-UP WORD.
412
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:04,667
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
413
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,457
THAT'S A MADE-UP CONCEPT.
414
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,127
I AM GONNA GO LIVE...
415
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,296
UNDER A BRIDGE...
416
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,366
WITH FROGS AND TOADS.
417
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,169
WELL, TAKE A SLEEPING BAG.
418
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,749
AND OCCASIONALLY, I
WILL, ONCE IN A WHILE,
419
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,339
GO WASH YOUR MOTHER.
420
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,608
THANK YOU.
421
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,477
NO, THANK YOU, DEB.
422
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,412
YOU BREAK MY HEART.
423
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:29,713
IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING YOU.
424
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,160
IT WAS SO NICE MEETING
YOU. COME BY THE STORE.
425
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,184
I'M THERE TUESDAYS
AND THURSDAYS.
426
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:34,719
YOU'RE RIGHT ON THE ACCESS ROAD.
427
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,221
LESLIE!!
428
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,258
STOP BY AND SEE ME UNDER
THE BRIDGE SOMETIME, DEB!!
429
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,225
I WILL.
430
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:44,695
NO, I MEANT HER.
LESLIE, I'LL SEE YOU.
431
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,733
SIR, WE GOT THE E.M.T. COMING.
432
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,669
JUST HANG TIGHT,
EAT SOME CHEETOS,
433
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,337
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?
434
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:56,240
MY NAME IS CORGAMETH, THE
DEMONIC GOD OF CONQUEST...
435
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,042
WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
436
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,677
WELL, ON THIS PLANE OF EXIS...
437
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:00,923
GUYS, YOU DON'T SEE THIS,
438
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,358
YOU'RE STILL IN THE
SPHERE OF DARKNESS.
439
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,559
YOU DON'T SEE THIS HAPPENING.
440
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,816
TALK TO ME.
441
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,384
ON THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE,
442
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,997
I'M REPRESENTED AS
THE WIZARD GOLGATH.
443
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,520
THAT'S THE FORM HE TAKES.
444
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,256
SIR, WHY'D YOU HIT YOUR
BUDDY WITH THE... WITH THE AX?
445
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,358
THE AX WAS POSSESSED BY A DEMON
446
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,860
BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS
TRYING TO USE A WIZARD SPELL
447
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,564
TWO LEVELS ABOVE HIS
EXPERIENCE, AND HE KNEW THAT.
448
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:22,366
YES, AND THAT WILL COST
YOU EXPERIENCE POINTS.
449
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,568
AND, SO THE
DEMON... SIR, SIR, SIR.
450
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,248
EVERYBODY OVER HERE
SAID THAT YOU WERE THE ONE
451
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,938
WHO HIT YOUR FRIEND WITH THE AX.
452
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,741
BECAUSE THEY'RE CHAOTIC
EVIL, THEY WOULD SAY THAT.
453
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:33,777
THIS IS WHY I DON'T LET
YOU GUYS ROLL UP NUBIANS.
454
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,813
BECAUSE... AND YOU
PEOPLE ARE GREAT.
455
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,115
YOU HAVE SOME
WONDERFUL ATTRIBUTES
456
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,218
'CAUSE YOU SEE IN THE DARK
AND YOU DETECT GHOSTS.
457
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,405
IS YOU MOTHER AROUND HERE?
458
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,154
SHE LEFT WHEN I WAS 3.
459
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,696
LISTEN, I'M IMMUNE
TO EDGE WEAPONS.
460
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,334
I'M IMMUNE TO ANY
KIND OF MISSILE ATTACK.
461
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,826
I'M IMMUNE TO ANY KIND
OF WIZARD PRISMATIC SPRAY.
462
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,661
WHAT ABOUT MACE?
463
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,628
OHH, OHH!
464
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,330
ARE YOU IMMUNE TO THAT?!
465
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,132
OH, CRUMB!! WE GOT HIM.
466
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:56,400
CALL IT IN.
467
00:18:56,503 --> 00:19:00,104
TELL THEM TO GET A CELL
READY FOR A DEMIGOD.
468
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,045
NUMBER FOUR...
469
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,180
"WE HAVE
REALLY BIG BUSTS."
470
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,449
NUMBER THREE...
471
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,417
"FREE DONUTS."
472
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,651
WHOO!
473
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:15,919
NUMBER TWO...
474
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,622
"PEPPER SPRAY MAKES A
GOOD TACO TASTE GREAT."
475
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,558
AND THE NUMBER-ONE
REASON IT'S GREAT TO BE A COP...
476
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,194
"GETTING TO DRIVE AROUND
477
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,263
WITH A TRUNK FULL OF DRUGS
478
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,333
AND A BACKSEAT
FULL OF HOOKERS!!!"
479
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:30,700
WHOO!
480
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,338
GOOD JOB, GANG.
481
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,007
OH, MAN. COUNTY'S
OKAY WITH THIS?
482
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,319
COUNTY'S COOL,
THE COUNTY'S COOL.
483
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,503
THE SUPREME COURT'S COOL.
484
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,711
NOT EVEN GOD CAN
MESS WITH US NOW!
485
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:44,581
YOU HEAR THAT?!
486
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,552
WE'RE BEING SUED BY
WORLDWIDE PANTS...
487
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,020
DAVID LETTERMAN'S COMPANY.
488
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,455
TOO MANY LAWYERS, MAN.
489
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:52,690
TOO MANY LAWYERS.
490
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,592
THIS IS A GRADE "A" EXAMPLE.
491
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,171
TOO MANY LAWYERS
AND NOT ENOUGH CHEFS.
492
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,762
MY CAR WAS STOLEN.
WHAT HAPPENED, SIR?
493
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,364
I PARKED THE CAR, I
WENT IN TO GET A SLUSHEE,
494
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,000
AND I GOT A PACK OF
CIGARETTES AND I CAME BACK OUT.
495
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,903
I WENT IN VERY QUICKLY,
LIKE 10, 15 MINUTES TOPS.
496
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,771
IT DOESN'T TAKE...
TWO MINUTES TOPS.
497
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,441
TWO MINUTES TOPS?
25 SECONDS TOPS.
498
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,708
TIME ME. GO!
499
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,077
COME ON, CLEMMY!
500
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,614
I KNOW THIS MACHINE
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.
501
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,716
COME ON, BABY! COME ON, SLUSHEE!
502
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,484
KEEP THE CHANGE.
503
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,186
TIME!
504
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:23,654
I LEFT THE KEYS IN THE CAR.
505
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,956
YEAH!
506
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,824
YEAH.
507
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,259
HEY, ROOMIE? HMM?
508
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,029
WHY WERE THESE IN THE SINK?
509
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:35,466
WHY ARE YOU ASKING
ME? THEY'RE NOT MINE.
510
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,653
YOU'RE NEVER REALLY THE
SAME AFTER A CELINE SHOW.
511
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,820
NO, MY GOD, NO.
512
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,257
SPECIFICALLY WITH THE
INFLUENCE OF DRAGONE.
513
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,929
THE THING IS, THE VIDEO
WALL THAT GOES BEHIND HER,
514
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,563
HAD NOT YET BEEN INSTALLED
515
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:10,467
SO DRAGONE WAS ON A
MICROPHONE EXPLAINING
516
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,036
WHAT WAS GOING TO
EVENTUALLY BE BEHIND HER.
517
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:14,371
SIR, STOP, STOP.
518
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,907
STOP, THE SHERIFF'S
DEPARTMENT IS ORDERING YOU
519
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,508
TO STOP BLOWING MY MIND.
520
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,855
DO YOU WORK FOR THE...
521
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:20,944
YEAH, SURE, LOOK.
522
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,080
OH, MY GOSH!
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