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Why are we forced to work?!
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Why must we pay money
in order to eat?!
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Can't we all just share?
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The rich get fat
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while the poor die!
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Where is the true freedom
in this world?!
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We are all slaves to our work!
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And is work fun?
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No! How could it be?!
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We do not want to work, period!
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That's why I, Hammerhead,
will change our society
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into one where only those
who want to work will work,
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while the rest are supported!
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We will create a utopia!
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The Paradisers led by me, Hammerhead,
will make all this a reality!
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Boss, no one's listening.
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What?!
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Bah! These civilians are idiots!
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Let's go!
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Zeniru's the richest man in town.
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We'll wreck his posh penthouse
and show them we're serious!
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High-rise apartments
are symbols of inequality!
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- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
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This whole building is Zeniru's home.
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There's no way he made
so much money legally.
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Unforgivable! Bring it down!
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Yes, sir!
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Target destroyed!
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Hm, these experimental battle suits
sure pack a wallop.
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It was definitely worth risking
our lives to steal them.
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Wait, that was the wrong building.
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My bad, Boss.
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Zeniru's house is a little further up.
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Everyone makes mistakes!
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The important thing is to learn
from them. Am I right?
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Yes, you're right!
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All right, then onward to Zeniru's!
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Thanks, bicycle guy!
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Don't come asking to play rock, scissors,
paper with a booger on your finger!
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A dream?
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The terrorist group responsible
for the riots
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call themselves the Paradisers.
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They have destroyed
a high-rise building in City F.
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The situation seems to
be spiraling out of control.
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We have just learned
the identity of their leader.
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B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD
Hammerhead is a B-class criminal
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B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD
who has been involved in several
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B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD
violent incidents in the past.
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He is a man of large stature,
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standing 2.15m tall
and weighing 210kg.
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According to one report,
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he once fought 20 men
in a street brawl
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and sent them all to the hospital.
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The Paradisers sent the following
message to this TV station.
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"We will continue to riot until food,
clothing and shelter
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"are provided free of charge
to those who do not work,"
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- Sounds pretty boring.
- amongst other unintelligible demands.
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Like Hammerhead, the group is
made up of unemployed young men
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- No need for me to get involved.
- with no motivation to work.
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Also, the group members
all have shaven heads,
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making them quite intimidating.
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Those who encounter
any shaven-headed men on the street
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are advised to leave
the area immediately.
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What?
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But that's—
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They stole
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my look!
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I spend all this time trying
to be a hero,
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but if they keep acting up
I'll be treated
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like a villain!
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I'm gonna smash them!
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Run!
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It's them!
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The Paradisers are coming.
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They aren't...
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backing down!
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This is too dangerous!
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Stop right there, you pack of thugs!
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The bicyclist for justice,
Mumen Rider, is here!
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Mumen Rider has come to save us!
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There's nothing to fear if he's here!
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A hero? What a joke!
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Here I go!
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Somebody call an ambulance!
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Mr. Zeniru, you must flee!
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H-Hm. But running away
from terrorists
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would hurt my reputation.
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There's no need to leave.
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You're a lucky man,
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having this occur
while I'm still under contract.
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But you're a bodyguard—
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Oh, Sonic!
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Can I leave this to you?
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The men coming are—
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Of course.
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It's their lives you should worry about.
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But please do think of a way to
dispose of the pile of dead bodies.
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The Paradisers...
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A bunch of upstarts equipped with
some new type of battle suit.
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And B-class criminal Hammerhead.
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He might have some backbone.
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THE MODERN NINJA
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Boss, you can see Zeniru's building
across the woods.
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People call it the Golden Turd.
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All right, let's go!
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Something's here.
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I've been waiting
for you, Hammerhead.
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Zeniru sent me.
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Let me start out by saying
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no opponent of mine has
ever escaped alive.
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I plan on keeping it that way.
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When it comes to my job,
I'm a perfectionist.
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But if you surrender right now,
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I'll let you live.
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So, what will it be?
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What is this?
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What's going on?
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Why is every—
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Nooo!
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Bastard!
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What's this now?
Trying to intimidate me?
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You can't see me, can you?
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There you are!
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It's a terrorist!
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No, I'm not!
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So he decided to fight
instead of run.
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Oops, there goes
my bad habit again.
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You're just a little dog bought
by Zeniru's money.
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You think someone like me,
who fights for a noble cause,
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can lose to a dog?!
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Yes, I see what he's up to.
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Just as I thought—
he's a complete fool.
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Couldn't he have at least
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tried to arrange the rocks
in a less obvious way?
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There are plenty more rocks
where those came from!
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If you don't stop me,
they'll keep coming.
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So you think you'll be able
to deal with my speed
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if you know which direction
I'm coming from?
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How pathetic.
But I'll play along.
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In fact,
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I'll take you...
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straight on!
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He's too fast. I can't see him.
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But it doesn't matter if I can't.
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Because of this!
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Gotcha!
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Think about how stupid
you were to face off against me
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on your way down to Hell!
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It's over.
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Unfortunately,
I couldn't go easy on them.
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Yes, Hammerhead's body is here too.
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I'll head back now—
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The body disappeared?
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That was close!
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Good thing he hit my head.
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My skull always was several times
thicker than normal.
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Dammit. I don't know
who that bastard was,
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but one day I'm gonna kill—
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Huh?
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Now what?
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Hm?
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Oh, there you are.
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As with the mosquito monster,
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I once again underestimated
my opponent's power.
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I let my guard down and Kabuto
took advantage of that.
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If Master Saitama had not been there,
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I would certainly have been destroyed.
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I see.
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Well, I'm glad you're okay—
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Doctor...
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Master Saitama
saved my life twice.
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You, Doctor Kuseno,
restored my life to me.
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Later this same life was saved
by Master Saitama,
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who now has saved it again.
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Yes, I get the picture, Genos.
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What you're trying to tell me is
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how amazing
this Saitama fellow is, right?
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Yes.
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Genos, they're not ready just yet,
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but I am developing
a new series of augmentations.
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When I replace your existing parts
with these new ones,
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you may be able to
surpass this Saitama.
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I imagine he must possess
an enormous amount of strength
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for you go on about him so.
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Yes.
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What's your deal?
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You here to sign up
with the Paradisers?
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No, no.
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I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.
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For personal reasons,
I'm here to smash your heads in.
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So, where are your followers?
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Then, die!!
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I better get out of here quick.
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Huh?!
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I thought I punched him?
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What a letdown.
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I was all excited
about these battle suits.
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But the design is lame,
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and all they do is give you
superhuman strength.
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You have no idea how hard it was
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to get hold of these things!
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How could you know their value?!
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I've been looking for someone to
test the full power of this suit on!
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Spin attack!
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I used to use that move
all the time when I was a kid...
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Huh?
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No way...
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Hammerhead, huh?
He's a lot like me.
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What the hell are you?!
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W-Wait. I just wanted
to get out of working...
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Don't be bad anymore, okay?
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Huh? So you're
not going to kill me?
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- Get outta here.
- Okay!
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Guess I'll go home.
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Where did Hammerhead go?
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There's no one left but you.
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Hammerhead went that way.
Buck naked.
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What's this?
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Hey, you got it wrong.
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I got what wrong?
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I'm not one of the Paradisers.
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You're lying.
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No, no, no.
Don't be dumb—look at me!
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I don't need to.
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With that bald head,
there's no denying it.
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No.
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Look! It's me. Me!
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You know, the guy who's a hero for fun—
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Never heard of you.
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Oh, I see...
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Either way, it doesn't matter.
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You read my attacks. Twice.
That's the real problem.
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Born in a ninja village,
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I've been perfecting
my techniques since childhood.
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Yet you saw right through them.
This I cannot allow.
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What's he talking about?
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My pride won't have it.
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I don't care who you are,
I can't let you simply walk away.
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Oh, come on.
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You just want to try out
your moves on me.
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I can tell by that innocent smile
of yours.
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What do you think of this speed
that beats sound?
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Of these shock waves?
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Can you even see me?
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How can you possibly
keep up with me?
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Can I go home?
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Bastard!
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Wind Blade Kick!
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Checkmate.
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Sorry!
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That wasn't on purpose.
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I meant to stop
before hitting you,
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but your momentum carried
my fist into your...
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WE ARE EXPERIENCING
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
PLEASE STAND BY.
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I've worked every job from
assassin to bodyguard.
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No ninja is more deadly.
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I am Speed-o'-Sound Sonic!
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But I'm putting my work on hold.
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Now that I've found such
a formidable opponent,
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I'm dedicating myself to training
until we settle this.
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Let me know your name.
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It's Saitama.
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00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,583
Saitama!
264
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Next time we meet,
it'll be your demise!
265
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,291
Okay.
266
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:24,375
I, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic,
the ultimate ninja,
267
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,500
will bring you down without fail!
268
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:28,458
Train hard!
269
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,041
Speed-o'-Sound Sonic?
270
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:34,458
Who is that?
271
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,375
And who would possess such
a redundant name?
272
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:38,541
Dunno.
273
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,791
He suddenly appeared,
274
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,875
declared we were rivals,
and took off.
275
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:44,791
If he is a nuisance,
I will get rid of him.
276
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,291
Well, you're hardly different.
277
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:48,625
Actually, why are you here again?
278
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,416
Go home.
It's not like we're related.
279
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,750
Master, I must become stronger—
280
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,125
Shut up!
281
00:18:55,708 --> 00:19:00,083
I'm now aware of a serious problem
and am reeling from shock.
282
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:03,041
So I beg you, go home for today.
283
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,375
A serious problem?
284
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:08,416
What could cause a problem
for someone as great as you?
285
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:09,958
Please share with me.
286
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,083
No one knows who I am.
287
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:25,375
It's been three years since
I first became a hero.
288
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:30,500
I've defeated many monsters and
evil organizations during that time.
289
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:35,125
I've never heard of any other heroes
doing as much as me.
290
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,208
Everyone in the world should
know me by now!
291
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:42,416
Isn't it weird that I don't have
any fans or anything?!
292
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,041
You know what he said to me today?
293
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,666
"Never heard of you."
294
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,083
Plus, everyone in town took me
for a terrorist.
295
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,833
They've all forgotten how
I beat those monsters for them!
296
00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:58,666
He is right.
297
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:02,083
The news report did not mention
298
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:05,250
Master Saitama or Speed-o'-Sound Sonic.
299
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,750
Instead, the credit
for defeating the Paradisers
300
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,625
went to a hero called Mumen Rider.
301
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:11,375
Wait...
302
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,000
Master!
303
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:16,041
Are you listed with the Hero Registry?
304
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:19,208
HERO ASSOCIATION
OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE
305
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:22,833
"Take a test at any local branch
of the Hero Association.
306
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:24,416
"If you score better than the cut-off,
307
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,000
"you will be registered in
the Hero Registry and
308
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,708
"will be allowed to officially
call yourself a 'hero.'
309
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,166
"Once you are recognized
by the Association,
310
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:33,125
"you are deemed a pro and
will get paid
311
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,166
"from donations collected
by the Association.
312
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,041
"All heroes
in the public eye
313
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:41,125
"are registered, professional heroes.
314
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:43,708
"You may be doing
plenty of hero work,
315
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,000
"but self-proclaimed heroes
316
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:46,666
"are really just weir...does..."
317
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:50,333
"...weirdoes spouting nonsense
viewed with suspicion."
318
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:54,958
I had no idea.
319
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,291
Genos, are you registered?
320
00:20:57,916 --> 00:20:59,583
No. I feel no need to.
321
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:06,666
Let's register! Register with me
and I'll make you my disciple.
322
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,125
Let's go.
323
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:17,041
P-Please... F-Forgive me...
324
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:23,166
Pleading for his life after stealing
battle suits from the organization?
325
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,125
He truly understood nothing.
326
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:28,291
Of course,
we did let the theft take place
327
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,625
in order to collect data from
the suits in the field.
328
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:32,375
And the body?
329
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,666
Leave it.
330
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,875
Thanks for giving me
my thick skull...
331
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:40,041
Mommy.
332
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,625
I promise I'll get a job!
333
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,875
APPLICATION FOR HERO TEST
Our guest today is Mr. Majimeda,
334
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:48,166
APPLICATION FOR HERO TEST
an expert on the labor issues
confronting young people today.
335
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,083
Thank you for having me.
336
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:53,000
As we saw with
the Paradiser incident recently,
337
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,250
there's an increase in young people
who lack all motivation to work.
338
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:58,833
can you comment on this phenomenon?
339
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:02,041
-I'm not so different...
-Even in the case of the Paradisers,
340
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,666
I think they've been influenced
by irresponsible lyrics
341
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:04,958
in popular songs like
"Don't Give Up on Your Dreams"
342
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,041
and "Make Your Dreams Come True."
343
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:09,125
- ...from those unemployed guys.
- People who believe such hogwash
344
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:15,288
end up making excuses for themselves
and become discouraged.
345
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:19,166
One wrong step
and I could've been one of them.
346
00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:02,958
Ready to go, Master?
347
00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:05,416
Y-Yeah.
348
00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:12,166
HERO TEST LOCATION #6
349
00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:16,208
NEXT EPISODE:
THE ULTIMATE MENTOR
Err... I'm the recently reformed
Hammerhead.
350
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:18,916
NEXT EPISODE:
THE ULTIMATE MENTOR
Before I introduce next week's episode,
351
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,083
NEXT EPISODE:
THE ULTIMATE MENTOR
I'd like to do a little PR for myself.
352
00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:22,875
Oh? You won't allow that?
353
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,041
Next time on One-Punch Man:
Episode 5, "The Ultimate Mentor."
354
00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:31,250
Yeah, if I'd had a mentor like him,
maybe my life would've been different.
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