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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour.
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No, that actually feels amazing.
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Listen, I'm not even gassing.
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If this film thing doesn't work out,
I'll just set up a shop.
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Don't say that. It will work out.
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Thank you. And then you can open
a salon on the side.
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Ah, so I got this really weird email
from my boss.
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Kooky or Ted Bundy weird?
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Basically it was this really vague
email about wanting me
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to come in for this
unscheduled meeting tomorrow.
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Not for you getting fired?
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I know, right?
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What are we going to do
if we're both unemployed?
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Yeah, I'm actually freelance.
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No, I know. Of course. Of course.
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Sorry, babe.
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How did the flat viewing go?
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These men love using
their fish-eye lenses
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when taking pictures of rooms.
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What did your mum say?
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I haven't asked her yet
because I just want to
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explore everything else
before this baby kicks me out.
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Oh, fuck!
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Ow, shit.
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Kwabs, get the car! No, don't.
Oh, my God.
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Yo, is it coming? No, no. Don't get
the car. Is it coming now? No...
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Fuck! OK, baby. Just remember
the hypno-birthing. OK.
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And remember, breathe and keep calm.
Baby, just let me say what it is
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I need to say before you keep
shouting. Just keep calm, baby!
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SHE SHOUTS: Mo, please,
can you stop?
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Stop.
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QUIETLY: I was just shaving
my pum-pum.
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You're shaving your pum-pum?!
Yo, I got...
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False alarm, Kwabs.
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Sorry.
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You're so loud.
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Yes, baby. I was shaving my pum-pum.
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Baby, why are you shaving?
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Well, because look!
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Look at it.
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Exactly. I can't have
all those people looking at my bush
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when I'm pushing out our baby.
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Baby, shaving can increase
the risk of infections, you know?
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Who told you that?
In fact, I know who told you that.
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That bloody book!
You and this book, I swear to you,
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it's driving you crazy. Me crazy?
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You're the one that's butchering
your pum-pum for the doctors! OK.
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Are you going to help me or not?
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Fine.
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Shall we get the clippers?
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Because down there is looking
a bit wild still.
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You weren't complaining
when it was on your face.
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# Pum-pum cut inna two
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# Half a fi me and half fi you. #
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Thanks so much for doing this,
Kwabs.
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Yeah. No worries. I think this is
everything done. Great job!
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Thank you. Would you mind
passing this on
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to your old recruitment colleagues?
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It's Dorvin's CV.
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Might need you to polish it a bit.
I was never much good with them.
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Yeah. OK. Yeah. Um...
What sort of job is he looking for?
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Anything.
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SHE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
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Are you all right, Auntie?
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Since we moved back to London...
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..I'm just worried about these new
friends he's hanging around with.
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I think, you know,
some stability will do him good.
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OK, I'll pass that on. Thank you.
Is that Kwabs?
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Fam! What are you saying? Come on,
bro. Down the studio, obviously.
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Yeah? Bruv, the new ting I'm working
on - oh, my God, it's sick.
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With those friends again.
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Oh, Mum. I love it, man!
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I'm just chasing my dreams
like Kwabs.
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Yes, but Kwabs' job doesn't include
talking about a woman's nyash,
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and calling her tings, does it?
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Oh! Yo, bruv.
Have you heard my new tape yet?
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Yo, I've been mad busy, bro, but...
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Come upstairs
and listen to it now, then.
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Yo, I have to catch a bus home.
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Bruv, bus? At your big age?
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God forbid! Mum, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I'll listen tonight, though.
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Thank you. No problem, Auntie.
Thank you. Take care.
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Make sure you listen to that.
I've got you, bruv.
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I'll put this in the kitchen.
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Oh, Mum! Come on, man.
Don't be like that.
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HE SIGHS
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Cheers. Kwabs?
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Adam.
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Oh, it's so good to see you, man.
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You, too.
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Oh, d-do you fancy a pint?
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Oh, I was actually heading out.
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Oh, OK.
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It's just, um...
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..I could, like, really do
with a friend right now.
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KWABS SIGHS
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And I haven't heard from her since.
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I'll be OK.
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It's just like...
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..the first girl in ages
that I've really liked.
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Yeah, it's OK.
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I've actually started
writing some poems again.
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Oh, OK. I find it very cathartic.
Great. Do you want to hear one?
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Um... I reminisce on your skin,
soft as silk
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We were a latte,
but now coffee and milk
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I thought I was your man,
the yin to your yang
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But now I sit here in the dark
and all I can think is, "Damn."
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Do you like it? It's...
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Did you get the metaphor
about the latte? Mm-hm, I got it.
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This one's called Jungle Love.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
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Fam. Yeah? How's work?
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Ah, well, you know,
we're all going to karaoke
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on Friday if you want to... Um...
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Probably not.
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I am really sorry about that.
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It's OK, man. It's OK.
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Um, but, actually,
you could do me a favour.
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Oh? So one of my little cousins
is looking for a job,
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so if I could send you his CV?
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Absolutely, brother. Yeah.
Of course. One hundy-P.
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What kind of work
does he want to get into?
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I mean, he just wants to be
a drill artist, man.
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Um, well, Vicky deals with most
of our construction clients,
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but, no, I can definitely
make sure he gets something.
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Look, whatever you can get him,
that's fine.
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You Nigerian, me Anglo-Saxon
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We're black and white
like Michael Jackson...
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Yo, yo, yo. Leave it? Yeah.
Leave it there.
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PHONE RINGS
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Yo, what you saying?
Come quick, Funmi's water's broke!
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Hello?
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Yo! Yo, Kwabs!
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Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.
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OK. Cheers, Kwabs.
Oh, my God. Another one's coming.
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Oh, it's happening again.
Just going to get your seat belt.
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You're too close! OK. OK.
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Stop looking at me. OK. OK.
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Fam, what am I doing?
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OK, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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You OK, baby? Oh, my God.
You're going to be OK.
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Oh, baby, please stop saying OK.
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OK.
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Bruv, why are you going so slow,
man? Go faster! Come on, man!
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Let go, man! What do you
want me to do? Faster!
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Shit, man. What are you doing?
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Look, I need something
to distract me, man.
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That's someone else's food, man!
Fuck them!
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Fucking hell. Are you fucking
eating a burger?
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You made me vegan this whole time.
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Really, man? Gonna have to pay
for that shit as well.
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Oh, whatever, man! Look,
I needed it for the stress, OK?
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Fam. Let me just get one more...
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Stop eating the food!
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SHOUTING: I need it!
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Hold on!
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OK. OK, OK, OK.
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OK, OK.
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All right, baby. There you go.
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Oh, shit.
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I am so sorry.
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Sorry. Relax, please.
There we go, baby.
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I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed.
You see? Relaxed.
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Let's go.
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Yo. I'll drop this delivery,
then come back.
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Cool, cool!
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DOOR BELL RINGS
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Hi! Hey. Hi!
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Kwabs asked me to bring this camera
over for him. Thank you.
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He's not here at the moment. Oh. No,
it's because Fun's gone into labour.
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Stop it. Ah!
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I know.
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I don't suppose you want to help me
set up the welcome home party? Oh...
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I have Prosecco, and I've got dips.
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Yeah, you had me at Prosecco. OK.
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And I've got some time before
brunch, so, yeah. You look so nice!
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So do you! You look great!
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HEARTBEAT PULSES,
MONITOR BEEPS STEADILY
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Everything looks great.
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Baby's heartbeat is healthy, so
we'll just leave you here for a bit
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to monitor you. OK.
Thank you very much.
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What do we do if anything changes?
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Maurice.
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I'm just asking to be safe
so I don't have to run anywhere.
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That's all.
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There's a red cord there
for emergencies.
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HE MUTTERS: Red cord, cool.
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For emergencies.
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Yes, I know.
Baby, you need to relax.
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I need to be on guard because
I'm guarding the cave, remember?
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So can I guard the cave, please?
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Guard the cave. Thank you.
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Red cord.
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Ooh!
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What happened? Mm... Hm?
I think it's another contraction.
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OK. How long since the last one?
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Shall I call the midwife? I'll call
the midwife. Let me call her. Baby.
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You stressing stresses me out.
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OK.
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SHE SIGHS
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Why don't we do
some breathing exercises?
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Yeah? Yeah.
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OK.
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Ah.
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SHE INHALES
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And out...
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That's it.
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LONG CONTINUOUS BEEP
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Ooh! Oh, shit! What's that?
The heartbeat's stopped.
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It's stopped!
Someone, help! Come on!
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Coming, I'm coming!
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The heartbeat, the heartbeat. The
heartbeat has stopped. It's stopped.
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It's OK.
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The monitor was just out of place.
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Oh. What?
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HEARTBEAT PULSES
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Everything is normal still, see?
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Why didn't you tell us that
that could happen?
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Well, now you know.
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Ah! Oh, it's OK, baby.
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You're doing great. You're doing
great. Oh, no, no, no.
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That felt really weird.
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Weird how? Well, you'll be feeling
lots of discomfort at the moment.
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It's perfectly normal.
It's nothing to worry about.
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OK. Sorry. Could you just
check her again, please?
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Just to be safe, please?
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Everything is fine.
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The dilation's
only two centimetres,
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so you're not in active labour yet.
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I suggest going home and resting up.
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Um...
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So, um...I've been reading this book
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and it says that black women
are four times
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more at risk during pregnancy.
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And I've been a midwife
for six years.
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And how many black women
have you treated in that time?
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We're in Edmonton.
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You know what? Sorry.
What uni did you go to?
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Let me check it on the rankings. Mo!
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Mr Mitchell,
I understand you're nervous,
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but we can't keep your wife here
for 12 hours
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when there are other women
who need immediate attention.
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I know, but as you know,
anything can change at any moment.
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So all I'm saying is -
please check her over again.
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I know it's frightening
being a new father...
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You're not listening to me! Sir.
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No need to be hostile.
I'm not being hostile.
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00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,960
I'm just saying that
she needs to check her over again.
249
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,320
Please, sir, calm down.
250
00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,560
Oh, my God. Why is everyone
telling me to calm down?
251
00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,880
Bro, you're shouting.
Look, all I'm telling them
252
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,040
is that they need
to check her again. That's it.
253
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,160
Maurice, just stop.
Cool down, please.
254
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,160
I will cool down
when this eediat is gone
255
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,480
and she checks my wife over again.
256
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,800
Bro, where are you going?
257
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,880
Why don't we have a little break...?
Bro! Hey!
258
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,920
Look, I didn't touch you.
Relax, bro.
259
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,160
MONITOR BEEPS RAPIDLY
What the fuck is...? What is...?
260
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,200
YELLING
261
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,000
Relax, man!
262
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,280
Yo.
263
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,560
Yo, what happened?
264
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,440
Yo.
265
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,040
I can't do it, bro.
266
00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,360
You can't do what?
267
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,400
This whole time,
I've been telling myself
268
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,280
I'll be ready
when the baby gets here.
269
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,600
We're here.
270
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,760
What if I'm a bad father?
271
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:20,440
You've been a better father
to an unborn child
272
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,280
than some fathers ever are.
273
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,000
You've done more
for your unborn child
274
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,680
than my dad's ever done for me.
275
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,880
MAURICE SNIFFS
276
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,880
You're going to be a great father.
277
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,720
Brother.
278
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,400
I'm just scared, fam.
279
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:49,880
It's OK.
280
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:54,920
Good?
281
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,200
Let's go. Let's go.
282
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,320
Oh, yo.
283
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,080
So since you're nervous
about being a father, yeah?
284
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,520
Could I, like,
stay at the flat longer?
285
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,520
THEY LAUGH
286
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,520
Legit. You can come visit
when the baby's born.
287
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:17,160
Bruv, the baby
doesn't even need a whole room, man.
288
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,480
Right. So you decided on
a name yet? Yeah. Yeah?
289
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,760
So, what, you're not going to give
man the preview, blud?
290
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,720
Mr Mitchell, can I have a moment?
291
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,360
Yeah.
292
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,760
Your wife experienced
a maternal collapse.
293
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,760
We think she has
a pulmonary embolism.
294
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,720
We're about to take her in
for an emergency C-section.
295
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:46,040
MONITOR BEEPING ECHOES
296
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,080
OK. Can I...? Can I go, please?
297
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:57,120
MONITOR BEEPS GROW LOUDER
298
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:06,600
MONITOR BEEPS NORMALLY
299
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,400
# We could all go in a second
300
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,680
# Go ahead, press the button... #
301
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,360
LAUGHTER
302
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,840
Stop. Stop it!
303
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,480
No!
304
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,720
But, babe, honestly, this hair.
Mwah, buff.
305
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,200
I love your hair.
Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
306
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,240
Do you know, it's really nice
to hear a compliment
307
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,160
without a stupid comparison
afterwards.
308
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,920
Don't get me started. Yeah?
I've got Whitney Houston. Mm, same.
309
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,880
Naomi Campbell. Ooh, OK.
310
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,120
And Beyonce.
311
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,800
Why does everyone say Beyonce?
It's the only reference they know!
312
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,120
Not even the same complexion,
though! Why?
313
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:46,040
OK, OK, but check this. Mufasa. Ah.
314
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,840
Sideshow Bob.
315
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,920
And the other day
I got called a Powerpuff Girl.
316
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,800
OK. No, Powerpuff Girls are cute.
317
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,320
And I know you have all the
righteous mandem pulling up like,
318
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:58,680
"Yo. Impress, Nubian Goddess.
Nubian Queen."
319
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,560
The last guy I dated, he cooked me
his own recipe "jisotto".
320
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,640
Mm! Mm-mm! Jollof and risotto.
Not...
321
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,840
OK! Because I was going to be
like, "Urgh!" No, but you know what?
322
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,240
It might as well have been
cos it tasted fucking gross. Ew.
323
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,720
It was nasty. I'm so sorry.
324
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:20,360
I swear, between dating guys here
and working here,
325
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,560
I don't know why I bothered
to leave Nige.
326
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:27,160
I have taken a demotion and I am
the only black in the village.
327
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,160
Do you ever want to go back?
328
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:39,360
I don't know. Like, I came back here
to make a name for myself.
329
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,200
But I am struggling.
330
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,920
And I had it good in Nige, you know?
331
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,280
Wow! This is good stuff, you know?
332
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,640
It's all like a therapy session
happening out here, like,
333
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,560
what's happening? Do you want
a top-up? Yes. Please do.
334
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,280
You deserve it. Thank you.
Don't be shy.
335
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,680
Here you go. Yeah.
336
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,680
PHONE BUZZES
337
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,680
It's Kwabs. Mm.
338
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,040
Hello. How's Funmi doing?
339
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,960
Oh, my God.
340
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,400
When can I hold the baby?
341
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,840
The nurse said
we shouldn't touch him.
342
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,920
What can they tell me about a baby?
343
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,160
Boy, boy, boy, boy.
You won't believe it.
344
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,920
Dem only have soy milk. Soy milk,
you know? Hm!
345
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,560
This vegan ting
going too blasted far, man.
346
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,520
This is their plan all along now.
Mm.
347
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,480
Did you people know
that soya has oestrogen?
348
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,160
What? Mm-hm.
349
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,560
And now they're trying to feed it
to all of us
350
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,080
to turn our black men gay.
351
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,880
Me read something pon WhatsApp
about that.
352
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,840
Dem are try and eradicate
the black population.
353
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,080
So what you drink it for?
354
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:51,000
Uncle, honestly, I don't think it's
white people's grand master plan
355
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,720
to kill us with soy milk.
356
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,040
Small boy, you don't know nothing.
357
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,440
Sorry, but visiting hours
are finished.
358
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,880
You guys go.
359
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,280
I'll stay. You sure, son?
360
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,000
Yeah. It's late.
361
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,560
I'll call you if anything changes.
We're all with you.
362
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,400
Make sure you do, eh?
363
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,080
Churches pray now, fasting.
No sleeping tonight. Come.
364
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,440
God will do it.
365
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,280
Maurice, we'll come back tomorrow
with the cow's milk, eh?
366
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,200
It's really put everything
into perspective.
367
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,000
What?
368
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:26,080
I, um... I wasn't sure
when to talk about this...
369
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:32,120
..but you know that meeting
that I had with my boss?
370
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,840
Yeah?
371
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,440
Well, the company are opening
a practice in New York,
372
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,680
and they need someone to lead it.
373
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,600
That's...
374
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,560
That's great, though.
375
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,880
Yeah.
376
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:49,920
Yeah, um...but that would mean
that I'd have to move there
377
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,280
for a year.
378
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,560
OK.
379
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,880
I haven't accepted it, the position.
380
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:01,200
They're just encouraging me
to apply. Did you?
381
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,400
No.
382
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:10,080
It's overwhelming.
Like, my whole life is here, babe.
383
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,840
But it's an amazing opportunity.
384
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,080
I know.
385
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,800
I guess I wanted to
discuss it with you first.
386
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,120
We'll be fine.
387
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,920
OK?
388
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,600
Yeah. Good.
389
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,560
Apply.
390
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,920
OK? OK. OK.
391
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,840
MONITOR BEEPS STEADILY
392
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,160
Don't worry, babe.
393
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,480
I'm still here.
394
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:11,120
MONITOR BEEPS ECHO
395
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,600
Me, too.
396
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,400
SHE MOANS
397
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,800
Babe, where's the baby?
398
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,080
The baby, is he going to be OK?
399
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,360
He's great.
400
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,880
He's been waiting to meet you.
401
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,840
BABY COOS
402
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,040
They find a name for the baby yet?
403
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,800
I've given them some Yoruba names.
404
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,360
Boy, me hope them go with something
standard, you know,
405
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,600
for the first name.
406
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,400
Don't want to mash up the boy's
job prospects before he even starts.
407
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,960
You and this backward thinking,
Claude. Honestly! Backward?
408
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,040
Look pon your cub and what you
call him. Leave my boy out of this.
409
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,800
Ah, my brother, you might be happy
to name your children
410
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:21,160
the slave master's name,
but please don't put that on us.
411
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,160
Did you bring the cow's milk?
Of course. Ah.
412
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,600
Good, good, good, because we want
more grandchildren. Ah, bare new.
413
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,160
Aw!
414
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,000
How are you, my sweet girl?
Mm, tired.
415
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,480
Have you had skin-to-skin touch
with the baby? Yeah.
416
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,280
Because it's very important.
You know that it's those babies
417
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,920
that don't have skin-to-skin contact
418
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:46,720
that become serial killers
when they grow up. Excuse me.
419
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,680
You're only supposed to...
Excuse you, too.
420
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,760
Please, we do not have time
for your nonsense again today.
421
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,680
Kilode!
422
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,640
Have you all decided on a name yet?
423
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:02,560
Everyone,
meet Mayowa Maurice Mitchell.
424
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,920
Mayowa!
425
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,120
Good luck with the job prospects,
boy.
426
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,280
Want to hold him?
That's your grandson.
427
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,720
It's too late now.
428
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,520
Denying me my grandson, eh?
429
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,160
There we go.
Look how it suit him, Claude.
430
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,360
You have your phone? Take a picture.
Come on.
431
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,200
DEEP VOICE: Hurry up
and pack your shit, bro.
432
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,920
I'm coming for my room.
433
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,080
# Don't know why you think
you're a G, fam
434
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,880
# Put down the zoot,
you're not a weed man
435
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,640
# You ain't on smoke like
Mm-ree, mm-ree
436
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,360
# You don't want smoke with
Mm-ree, mm-ree
437
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,040
# Don't know why you think
you're a G, fam
438
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,720
# Put down the zoot,
you're not a weed man
439
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,440
# You ain't on smoke like
Mm-ree, mm-ree
440
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,720
# You don't want smoke with
441
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,640
# I been on smoke since before
I even smoked, furthermore
442
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,480
# You can get smoked for the cause
443
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,080
# This is grime, you wasn't there
444
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,920
# I wouldn't play pussy paws
445
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,600
# Show respect, furthermore
446
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,600
# Hit my manager,
then my lawyer like
447
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,960
# What's the racks?
What's the clause? Ay, ay. #
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