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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,467 --> 00:00:09,867 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:13,600 A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:16,200 ( gargling ) 4 00:00:17,867 --> 00:00:19,933 YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GARGLING THERE ? 5 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:21,333 WAS IT "YANKEE DOODLE DANDY" ? 6 00:00:21,367 --> 00:00:22,433 YES. 7 00:00:22,467 --> 00:00:23,500 THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. 8 00:00:23,533 --> 00:00:24,567 GOOD GUESS. 9 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,867 YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY CLEAR. 10 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:30,200 SO, MY UNCLE NATHAN CALLED AND HE'S COMING TO L.A. 11 00:00:30,233 --> 00:00:31,267 YEAH. 12 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:32,300 AND, HE WANTS TO HAVE DINNER WITH US, 13 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,367 I THINK, ON THURSDAY NIGHT. 14 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,400 DOES THAT WORK ? 15 00:00:35,433 --> 00:00:36,700 OKAY, YEAH, YOU WANNA EAT HERE ? 16 00:00:36,733 --> 00:00:37,733 OH, NO, NO, WE'D GO OUT. 17 00:00:37,767 --> 00:00:38,833 OH, REALLY ? 18 00:00:38,867 --> 00:00:43,300 YEAH, THAT WAY WE CAN GET RID OF HIM. 19 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:44,433 HE A TALKER ? 20 00:00:44,467 --> 00:00:45,467 HE'S A LINGERER. 21 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:46,600 OKAY. 22 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:49,600 I'M A MALINGERER AND HE'S A LINGERER. 23 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,033 ALRIGHT, SO WE'LL GO OUT THURSDAY. 24 00:00:51,067 --> 00:00:53,933 OKAY, AND ALSO, THIS IS A LITTLE WEIRD, 25 00:00:53,967 --> 00:00:59,367 JEFF WANTS TO SEE US IN HIS OFFICE TOMORROW. 26 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,433 HE WANTS TO SEE US ? 27 00:01:00,467 --> 00:01:02,567 YOU AND ME, TOGETHER. 28 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,633 HE SAID NOT TO WORRY, HE SAID HE'S GOT GOOD NEWS. 29 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:05,900 OH, BROTHER. 30 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,267 BUT, I COULDN'T GET IT OUT OF HIM. 31 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,367 ALRIGHT. 32 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,500 I WONDER WHAT THE GOOD NEWS IS. 33 00:01:10,533 --> 00:01:12,767 I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE. 34 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,433 HE'S LEAVING SHOW BUSINESS ? 35 00:01:14,467 --> 00:01:16,433 THAT WOULD BE GOOD NEWS. 36 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,800 ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK HE'D BILL IT AS THAT. 37 00:01:26,733 --> 00:01:27,800 GOODNIGHT. 38 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:29,533 GOODNIGHT. 39 00:01:37,733 --> 00:01:39,333 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING ? 40 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:40,367 SURE. 41 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,700 I'M JUST CURIOUS, OKAY ? 42 00:01:42,733 --> 00:01:48,300 WHY AM I THE ONE THAT ALWAYS HAS TO INITIATE SEX ? 43 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:50,067 YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT ? 44 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,933 UM... 45 00:01:55,967 --> 00:01:58,733 OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 46 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:01,200 I GOT A CRAMP IN MY FOOT. 47 00:02:01,233 --> 00:02:05,967 UM, I'M AVAILABLE FOR SEX ALL THE TIME. 48 00:02:06,067 --> 00:02:07,433 IS THAT RIGHT ? 49 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:08,867 BASICALLY. 50 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,967 SO, ANYTIME YOU WANNA HAVE IT, 51 00:02:12,067 --> 00:02:13,633 YOU CAN HAVE IT. 52 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,800 WOW ! 53 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:16,900 BUT, ANYTIME I WANNA HAVE IT, I CAN'T. 54 00:02:16,933 --> 00:02:18,833 SO, JUST ASSUME THAT I WANT IT ALL THE TIME, 55 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:21,400 SO, WHENEVER YOU WANT IT, JUST TAP ME ON THE SHOULDER. 56 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:25,567 OH, JESUS, THAT'S SO NOT HOW IT SHOULD GO. 57 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,200 WELL, OTHERWISE I'LL BE MAKING MOVES ALL THE TIME. 58 00:02:27,233 --> 00:02:28,467 DO YOU WANT THAT ? 59 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,067 DO YOU WANT SOMEBODY JUST MAULING YOU ALL THE TIME ? 60 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:33,533 I WILL TREAT YOUR BREASTS AS IF THEY'RE MINE. 61 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:35,300 ONCE IN A WHILE. 62 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:36,467 I DON'T WANT YOU WALKING AROUND LIKE THAT. 63 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:40,100 THAT'S HOW I'LL WALK AROUND... 64 00:02:40,133 --> 00:02:42,900 YOU KNOW, I NEED BORDERS, 65 00:02:42,933 --> 00:02:43,967 I NEED BOUNDARIES. 66 00:02:44,067 --> 00:02:46,267 OKAY, ONCE IN A WHILE, GIVE IT A TRY, 67 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,500 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING, OKAY ? 68 00:02:48,533 --> 00:02:49,933 ALRIGHT, WELL, OKAY, ALRIGHT. 69 00:02:49,967 --> 00:02:52,167 NOT, NOT, NOW, NO, NOT NOW. 70 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:58,067 SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE ? 71 00:02:58,067 --> 00:02:59,467 WHY'D YOU CALL US DOWN HERE FOR ? 72 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:00,967 THIS IS VERY EXCITING, 73 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:02,933 I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY WITH YOUR CHARITY WORK 74 00:03:02,967 --> 00:03:05,600 AND ALL THAT STUFF, BUT, I GOT A PHONE CALL 75 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,200 THE OTHER DAY FROM WENDY PRAEGER. 76 00:03:07,233 --> 00:03:08,633 YOU KNOW WHO WENDY PRAEGER IS ? 77 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:09,967 YEAH, DIRECTOR, RIGHT ? 78 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:11,133 WELL, DIRECTOR... 79 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:13,367 THEATER DIRECTOR. 80 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,633 SHE'S DIRECTING "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES", 81 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:16,800 THAT SHOW, IN NEW YORK, 82 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:19,333 AND SHE'S BRINGING "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES" 83 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,067 OUT HERE, OKAY ? 84 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,167 I KNOW, THE TITLE. 85 00:03:25,467 --> 00:03:29,067 "SHE'S BRINGING "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES"... 86 00:03:29,067 --> 00:03:31,300 GOOD FOR YOU, WENDY, DO YOU NEED HELP ? 87 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:32,433 SHE DOES, ACTUALLY, 88 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:33,900 'CAUSE ONE OF HER ACTRESSES DROPPED OUT 89 00:03:33,933 --> 00:03:35,133 AND I SUGGESTED YOU. 90 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:37,300 ( Cheryl ) ARE YOU KIDDING ? 91 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:38,833 NO, NO AUDITION. 92 00:03:38,867 --> 00:03:40,867 SHE HAD SEEN YOU IN A PLAY YEARS AGO. 93 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:44,233 AND, KNEW WHO YOU WERE AND LIKED YOUR WORK. 94 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,433 ARE YOU JOKING ME ? 95 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:48,067 NO, I'M NOT, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 96 00:03:48,067 --> 00:03:49,400 I HAVE THE SCRIPT RIGHT HERE. 97 00:03:49,433 --> 00:03:52,933 SHE WANTS CHERYL TO DO "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES" ? 98 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:55,500 YES, THE ONLY THING IS IT'S OPENING IN A WEEK, 99 00:03:55,533 --> 00:03:57,133 BUT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEARN ANY LINES, 100 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:58,833 YOU CAN USE THE SCRIPT ON STAGE. 101 00:03:58,867 --> 00:04:00,067 SERIOUSLY. 102 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:01,633 ( Cheryl stammering ) 103 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:02,867 I'VE NEVER SEEN HER SO SPEECHLESS BEFORE. 104 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:05,367 I AM SHOCKED, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 105 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,067 I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SELL YOU TO HER. 106 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,700 NANCY JUST SAW THIS IN NEW YORK 107 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:10,400 AND SAID THAT IT'S LIKE THE BIGGEST HIT. 108 00:04:10,433 --> 00:04:12,467 YOUR INVOLVED WITH "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES". 109 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,833 ( Larry ) OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN 110 00:04:14,867 --> 00:04:16,900 THE VAGINA WITH MY GLASSES ON. 111 00:04:16,933 --> 00:04:18,433 I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, 112 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,300 IT'S ALL A HAZY MYSTERY TO ME. 113 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:22,200 YEAH, YOU DON'T NEED TO LOOK AT IT UP CLOSE. 114 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:23,567 HEY, I'M PRO VAGINA. 115 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,933 I CAN'T WAIT TO READ THIS, 116 00:04:24,967 --> 00:04:27,767 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 117 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:28,967 CAN I HAVE HER CALL YOU THIS AFTERNOON, 118 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:31,633 PLEASE, YES. IS THAT COOL ? 119 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:33,367 YOU'RE WELCOME. THANK YOU. 120 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,100 ( Cheryl ) THAT WAS SO NICE. 121 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:36,400 WASN'T THAT NICE OF HIM ? 122 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:38,233 I'M SHOCKED. 123 00:04:38,267 --> 00:04:39,733 I'D LIKE TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HIM. 124 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:41,167 YOU REALLY SHOULD GET HIM SOMETHING. 125 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,333 YOU COULD GET HIM A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH OR SOMETHING. 126 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,867 JOHNNY, UH, JOHNNY GOLDBERG. 127 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,433 JOHNNY WALKER ? 128 00:04:48,467 --> 00:04:50,100 LARRY ? 129 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:52,233 OH, MY GOD ! 130 00:04:52,267 --> 00:04:54,333 HEY, LUCY. 131 00:04:54,367 --> 00:04:56,067 OH, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU. 132 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:57,067 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 133 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,067 YOU JUST LOOK WONDERFUL. 134 00:04:58,100 --> 00:04:59,100 DO I ? 135 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:02,267 LOOK AT YOU, GETTING SOME GRAY HAIR. 136 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:03,700 INSIDE, I'M CORRODING. 137 00:05:03,733 --> 00:05:06,267 NO, YOU'RE A SILVER-HAIRED FOX. 138 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,833 THIS IS MY WIFE, CHERYL.HI ! 139 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:09,767 NICE TO MEET YOU. 140 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,167 YEAH, I'M HERE. 141 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:15,333 SO, ARE YOU WORKING, WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE ? 142 00:05:15,367 --> 00:05:18,567 I'M ON DRUGS, YOU KNOW, I'M ALL DOPED UP, 143 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,233 I DON'T DO ANYTHING, YEAH. 144 00:05:20,267 --> 00:05:22,333 IT'S TRUE, I'M A DRUG ADDICT NOW. 145 00:05:22,367 --> 00:05:24,067 WELL, I'M GLAD I'M SEEING YOU, 146 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:25,567 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU, 147 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,200 AND I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU, 148 00:05:27,233 --> 00:05:29,467 AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S, HERE YOU ARE, YOU'RE HERE. 149 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,500 SHE'S AN ACTRESS. 150 00:05:30,533 --> 00:05:31,533 OH. 151 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:32,567 ARE YOU AN ACTRESS ? 152 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,567 SOMETIMES. 153 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,600 YOU'RE DOING "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES" ? 154 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:36,267 YEAH, YEAH. 155 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,867 SHE JUST GOT THIS TODAY. 156 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:41,600 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET A READING FOR THAT, 157 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,933 AND MY AGENT'S JUST DROPPED THE BALL. 158 00:05:43,967 --> 00:05:46,067 OH, I JUST GOT LUCKY, 159 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,600 AND, HIS MANAGER REALLY WAS HELPFUL. 160 00:05:48,633 --> 00:05:50,633 YEAH, WELL, GREAT ! 161 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:51,900 SO, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 162 00:05:51,933 --> 00:05:54,200 YEAH, SO HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER ? 163 00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:56,967 WELL, WE USED TO GO OUT. 164 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:57,967 BUT, SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH. 165 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,267 I DIDN'T LIKE HIM VERY MUCH, NO. 166 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,467 WHEN HE STOPPED ACTUALLY BEING FUN, 167 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,433 I STOPPED ACTUALLY LIKING HIM. 168 00:06:03,467 --> 00:06:05,433 GOOD, GOOD. 169 00:06:05,467 --> 00:06:07,800 IT DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE. 170 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:09,167 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 171 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,067 I'M GONNA GO WAIT IN THE CAR. 172 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,767 I'M DYING TO REALLY START READING THIS. 173 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,333 IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU. 174 00:06:14,367 --> 00:06:16,333 OH, AND CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS. 175 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:18,067 AND YOUR MARRIAGE AND ALL THIS WONDERFUL STUFF. 176 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:19,667 OH, YEAH, I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT. 177 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:23,200 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES. 178 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:24,833 YEAH, A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 179 00:06:24,867 --> 00:06:25,867 IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 180 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:27,933 BYE-BYE. 181 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:30,800 LARRY, I NEED THE KEYS. 182 00:06:34,367 --> 00:06:35,433 THANK YOU. 183 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:36,633 YOU'RE WELCOME. 184 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,567 DO ME A FAVOR, TURN THE AIR CONDITIONER ON, 185 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:39,967 MAKE IT A LITTLE COOL IN THERE, WILL YOU ? 186 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,067 I'LL BE JUST A SECOND. 187 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,933 BYE-BYE, I HOPE I SEE YOU AGAIN. 188 00:06:43,967 --> 00:06:45,133 YEAH, NICE MEETING YOU. 189 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:48,800 I'M ACTUALLY REALLY GLAD THAT I HAVE RUN INTO YOU 190 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:50,100 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU. 191 00:06:50,133 --> 00:06:51,967 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU, 192 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:53,767 AND, I KIND OF WANNA GET TOGETHER WITH YOU 193 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,333 'CAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 194 00:06:55,367 --> 00:06:56,367 REALLY ? 195 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,633 TELL ME, RIGHT NOW. 196 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,967 NO, THIS ISN'T REALLY... 197 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:00,267 YEAH, IT'S KIND OF WEIRD. 198 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:01,867 WE DON'T HAVE A CHILD, DO WE ? 199 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:03,067 WELL, NOT THAT I KNOW OF, 200 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:05,267 AND, I THINK I'D PROBABLY BE AWARE OF THAT ONE. 201 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,367 DO YOU HAVE TIME, LARRY ? COME ON, I'M SERIOUS. 202 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,067 UM, YEAH, I GUESS, YEAH. 203 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:10,567 SO, CAN WE, MAYBE THIS WEEK, 204 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,333 HAVE LUNCH ? 205 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:14,133 I GUESS I CAN HAVE LUNCH, YEAH. 206 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:21,433 GOODNIGHT. 207 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:22,900 GOODNIGHT. 208 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,733 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 209 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:32,800 I'M TAPPING YOU ON THE SHOULDER. 210 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:34,633 MM, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 211 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:37,167 I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD, 212 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,833 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 213 00:07:38,867 --> 00:07:41,533 IS IT ALRIGHT IF WE DON'T DO IT ? 214 00:07:41,567 --> 00:07:43,600 I'M SORRY, IS THAT OKAY ? 215 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:46,500 YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD TO DO IT ? 216 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,667 UH, NOT REALLY. 217 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,800 I'M SORRY, IS THAT OKAY ? 218 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,600 SO, EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO DO IT, 219 00:07:57,633 --> 00:07:58,767 YOU COULDN'T ? 220 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,367 I CAN'T DO IT, YEAH. 221 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,733 WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT TONIGHT ? 222 00:08:01,767 --> 00:08:03,733 REMEMBER, THE OTHER NIGHT YOU JUST SAID 223 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:05,367 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TAP YOU ON THE SHOULDER 224 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,067 AND YOU'RE READY. 225 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:09,633 I'M KIND OF TAPPED OUT. 226 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:12,067 TAPPED OUT ? 227 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,967 YOU MEAN... 228 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,200 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ? 229 00:08:22,233 --> 00:08:24,867 I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS THERE. 230 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:27,800 I THINK IT'S A LITTLE INTERESTING 231 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:31,367 THAT WE JUST RAN INTO THAT WOMAN, LUCY. 232 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,833 DO YOU THINK THAT'S A COINCIDENCE ? 233 00:08:32,867 --> 00:08:34,933 WE RAN INTO THIS WOMAN, 234 00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:36,833 WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE REALLY LARGE BREASTS, 235 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:39,300 AND REALLY BEAUTIFUL... 236 00:08:46,733 --> 00:08:51,333 SO, YOU WERE THINKING OF 237 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:53,767 THIS WOMAN LUCY THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE-- 238 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,133 NO, NOT THE WHOLE TIME. 239 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,833 SHE MADE A BRIEF APPEARANCE AND SAID, "GOODBYE". 240 00:08:57,867 --> 00:09:00,767 WAS I IN THE MIX THERE ? 241 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:01,767 WHAT, YOU ? 242 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,800 YEAH. 243 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,300 I WOULDN'T DEFILE YOU LIKE THAT, 244 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,067 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THOSE THINGS, 245 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,633 YOU DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THAT WORLD, 246 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:09,433 YOU DON'T WANNA BE INVOLVED IN THAT. 247 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,267 IT'S COMPLIMENTARY TO YOU, 248 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,233 THAT YOU'RE NOT INVOLVED IN THAT. 249 00:09:13,267 --> 00:09:14,733 BUT, IT'S A GREAT IDEA 250 00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:15,933 TO BRING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS IN. 251 00:09:15,967 --> 00:09:18,633 I CAN DEGRADE AND DEFILE HER. 252 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:19,833 YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY... 253 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:24,333 I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT YOU SITTING AROUND 254 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,467 THINKING ABOUT LUCY MONTONE, OR OTHER WOMEN, 255 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,200 EX-GIRLFRIENDS THAT YOU KNOW. 256 00:09:29,233 --> 00:09:30,333 OKAY, LUCY MONTONE IS OUT, 257 00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:31,667 SHE'S MADE HER LAST APPEARANCE. 258 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:32,800 THAT'S IT. 259 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,533 YEAH, I DIDN'T PARTICULARLY CARE FOR HER ANYWAY. 260 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:35,600 IS THAT RIGHT ? 261 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:36,633 YEAH, SHE'S GOT A BAD ATTITUDE, 262 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:38,267 DOES NOT PARTICIPATE IN THE LESBIAN SCENES, 263 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,467 VERY HARD TO GET ALONG WITH. 264 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,700 YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE A PRIMA DONNA. 265 00:09:41,733 --> 00:09:43,900 I DON'T NEED ANY PRIMA DONNAS, YOU KNOW. 266 00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:45,467 YEAH, NO, NO, EX-GIRLFRIENDS. 267 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,067 NOT LUCY, NOT ANY OF THE EX-GIRLFRIENDS. 268 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,467 THAT'S FAIR, THAT'S COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE. 269 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,567 I'M GONNA BRING BACK THE YOUNG SOPHIA LOREN. 270 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,700 OKAY ? 271 00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:55,733 OKAY. 272 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:57,067 THE YOUNG SOPHIA LOREN... 273 00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:58,267 WHO WOULDN'T ? 274 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,333 THIS IS FROM CHERYL. 275 00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:03,433 WOW. 276 00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:04,567 HMM ? 277 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,033 YEAH. 278 00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:09,667 THAT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU GO, "WOW, 279 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,167 BLUE LABEL !" 280 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,200 YOU LIKE THAT ? 281 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:13,267 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 282 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,367 YOU DRINK THAT ? 283 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,633 YEAH, OF COURSE. 284 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:16,700 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 285 00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:18,267 I'M CALL HER THIS AFTERNOON AND THANK HER. 286 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,500 DON'T DRINK IT ALL AT ONCE. 287 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,167 NO, I WON'T DRINK IT ALL ONCE. 288 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,300 DID THE DIRECTOR GET A HOLD OF HER ? 289 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:24,000 YEAH, YEAH, SHE TALKED TO THE DIRECTOR. 290 00:10:24,033 --> 00:10:25,100 ALRIGHT, COOL. 291 00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:27,233 SO, YOU MEETING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND FOR LUNCH ? 292 00:10:27,267 --> 00:10:28,533 HEY, HERE SHE IS. 293 00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:29,733 HI, LUCY. 294 00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:30,967 HEY. 295 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,633 FOUND A SPOT ON THE STREET. 296 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:33,967 HI, HOW YOU DOING ? 297 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,067 GOOD, HOW ARE YOU TODAY ? 298 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,400 THIS IS JEFF GREENE, MY MANAGER. 299 00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:37,767 HEY, HOW ARE YOU ? 300 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:38,933 VERY WELL, THANKS. 301 00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:40,000 I KNOW YOU. 302 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,167 OH, REALLY ? 303 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,167 YEAH, I SAW YOU IN THAT HURRICANE MOVIE. 304 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,300 OH, THAT'S SWEET, BUT I THINK 305 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,467 YOU'RE THINKING OF JAMIE GERTZ. 306 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,233 ( Jeff ) WELL, SHE WAS IN THE TORNADO. 307 00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:50,367 I DID AN ASTEROID. 308 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,967 ASTEROID, HURRICANE, SAME THING. 309 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,833 YOU WERE VERY GOOD. 310 00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:54,833 THANK YOU. 311 00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:56,000 SO ? 312 00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:59,533 WELL, WE'RE GONNA GO HAVE SOME LUNCH. 313 00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:01,267 ( Jeff ) YEAH, I'M HUNGRY TOO. 314 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,900 WELL, THEY GOT SOME GOOD PLACES AROUND HERE. 315 00:11:03,933 --> 00:11:06,167 ( Jeff ) THEY HAVE GREAT PLACES AROUND HERE. 316 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,467 THIS IS THE BEST ONE IN TOWN, 317 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,567 RIGHT HERE, IT'S THE BEST ONE. 318 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,067 A GOOD LUNCH, THIS IS THE PLACE TO GO. 319 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,433 ( Lucy ) GREAT TO MEET YOU, ENJOY YOUR LUNCH. 320 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:15,500 THANK YOU. 321 00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,200 WOW. 322 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:19,567 YOU'RE JUST A BIG BOWL OF WRONG. 323 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,567 OOH, GOODNIGHT, NURSE ! 324 00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:24,333 AND YOU DIDN'T GO THE THE PROM ? 325 00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:25,900 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A PROM. 326 00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:27,800 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS. 327 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:30,333 I HAD NO IDEA THAT A PROM EVEN EXISTED. 328 00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:31,333 YOUR PARENTS, YOUR BROTHER, 329 00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:32,800 DIDN'T ALERT YOU TO... ? 330 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:33,900 NO. 331 00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:36,400 YOU'D THINK I WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT IN SCHOOL, 332 00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:37,633 BUT, I DIDN'T. 333 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:39,333 ANYWAY, WHAT'S GOING ON ? 334 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:41,333 I'M VERY CURIOUS AS TO WHY 335 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,600 YOU INVITED ME TO LUNCH. 336 00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:46,900 WELL, OKAY, REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE DATING, 337 00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:48,800 AND I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY STEPFATHER, 338 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,467 AND, WHAT HAPPENED ? 339 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,367 YUP, YUP. 340 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,967 AND, DID NOT BREATHE A WORD OF IT TO ANYONE. 341 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,700 GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON 342 00:11:57,733 --> 00:11:59,067 I EVER TOLD ABOUT THAT, 343 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,800 BUT, I KIND OF FEEL LIKE WHAT HAPPENED, 344 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:03,400 I FEEL LIKE IT'S REALLY STARTING TO 345 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:05,500 EFFECT MY LIFE, A LOT, NOW. 346 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:08,100 AND THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED AN INCEST SURVIVOR GROUP. 347 00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:13,067 SO, I DON'T WANNA GO ALONE, 348 00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:16,067 AND I WAS THINKING, MAYBE... 349 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,333 COULD YOU GO WITH ME ? 350 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:24,167 DO YOU WANT ME TO SPELL IT OUT ? 351 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,333 CAN YOU GO WITH ME LARRY, PLEASE ? 352 00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:27,600 YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE INCEST GROUP WITH YOU ? 353 00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:28,867 YEAH. 354 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:32,433 WHAT WOULD I DO THERE ? 355 00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:36,300 YOU'D JUST BE THERE WITH ME. 356 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,067 THERE'S NOBODY ELSE 357 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:40,200 YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE GOING WITH ? 358 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:41,267 LARRY, THERE'S NOBODY ELSE 359 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,700 WHO KNOWS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED, 360 00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,167 EXCEPT FOR, YOU KNOW, MY STEPDAD. 361 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,633 I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA BRING HIM. 362 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,967 ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU QUALIFY WITH YOUR STEPFATHER, 363 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,300 IS THAT CONSIDERED INCEST ? 364 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,433 GOD, LARRY ! 365 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:53,367 NO, IF IT'S YOUR STEPFATHER, LARRY, 366 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,733 IT'S CONSIDERED A DATE ! 367 00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:57,800 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO YOUR ORDEAL, BUT... 368 00:12:57,833 --> 00:13:00,467 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF THEY CONSIDER 369 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,133 THAT INCEST OR NOT. 370 00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:03,900 SO, I GUESS IT'S A LEGITIMATE QUESTION, 371 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,400 BUT, THE ANSWER IS, "YES", 372 00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:06,600 THEY CONSIDER THAT INCEST. 373 00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:09,700 IF YOU DON'T WANNA GO, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE YOU DO IT. 374 00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:11,167 I'LL GO, YEAH. 375 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,167 ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH THAT ? 376 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,167 I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE, 377 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,500 I WANT YOU TO BE OKAY, SO... 378 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:24,200 UH, HI. 379 00:13:24,233 --> 00:13:26,067 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 380 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,767 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE. 381 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,567 WELL, SOMETIMES WHEN WE'RE NOT TOGETHER, 382 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,333 I GO TO RESTAURANTS. 383 00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:35,467 I GUESS WE'RE ALL HERE. 384 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,767 ( Cheryl ) HI... 385 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,800 ( Larry ) YEAH, YOU REMEMBER HER FROM... 386 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,400 AND THAT'S NANCY. 387 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:41,967 LUCY, HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 388 00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:43,433 NANCY'S A FRIEND OF CHERYL'S, 389 00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:45,300 AND A FRIEND OF MINE, TOO. 390 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,767 THANKS, LARRY. 391 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,600 SO, WHAT'S GOING ON ? 392 00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:49,967 JUST A LITTLE LUNCH. 393 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,567 DO YOU WANNA SIT DOWN... 394 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,367 OH, NO, NO, NO. 395 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,233 SIT, SIT, WHY DON'T YOU SIT ? 396 00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:57,333 NO, NO, NO... 397 00:13:57,367 --> 00:14:00,600 WE NEED OUR TIME ALONE. 398 00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:02,933 WE'RE GONNA GO EAT. 399 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,933 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 400 00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,267 AND YOU. 401 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,433 IT WAS GREAT TO SEE YOU, 402 00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:10,100 I KNEW I'D SEE YOU AGAIN. 403 00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,967 YEAH, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 404 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,067 NICE TO MEET YOU. 405 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:14,200 ( Nancy ) BYE-BYE, LARRY. 406 00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:15,400 BYE. 407 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,100 ( alarm chirping ) 408 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,500 ( Jeff ) HEY ! 409 00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:24,067 HEY ! 410 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,300 HEY, FAT MAN ! 411 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:28,833 OH, MAN, LISTEN, UH, 412 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:32,133 THAT CHICK YOU HAD LUNCH WITH. 413 00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,533 IS SHE MARRIED ? 414 00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:34,900 UH-UH. 415 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:35,967 NO ? 416 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:37,667 IS SHE GOING OUT WITH ANYBODY ? 417 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:41,400 HEY, YOU GOT HER NUMBER, 418 00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,500 BY SOME CHANCE ? 419 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,967 WHAT DO YOU WANT HER NUMBER FOR ? 420 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:46,267 UH, JUST, REPRESENTATION STUFF. 421 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,767 TALK TO HER ABOUT WORKING WITH HER. 422 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,067 SO, YOU WANNA WORK WITH HER, 423 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:53,333 I UNDERSTAND. 424 00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:54,800 YOU JUST WANNA HELP HER CAREER. 425 00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:56,800 JUST WANNA HELP HER OUT, THAT'S ALL. 426 00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,067 YEAH, I'LL CALL YOUR HOUSE, 427 00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:59,067 AND I'LL LEAVE IT WITH SUSIE. 428 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,100 HOW'S THAT ? 429 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,133 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 430 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,167 JUST LEAVE IT AT THE OFFICE. 431 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,267 OKAY, I'LL LEAVE IT AT THE OFFICE. 432 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,333 THANK YOU, VERY MUCH, I APPRECIATE IT, 433 00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:07,567 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 434 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,767 YOU'RE A GREAT GUY, HELPING HER OUT LIKE THAT. 435 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,433 I'M NOT A GOOD MAN, YOU'RE A GREAT MAN. 436 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,600 MY NAME IS CYNTHIA, 437 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,533 AND I'M AN INCEST SURVIVOR. 438 00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:21,733 OKAY, THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU GUYS SAY, 439 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:22,867 "HELLO, CYNTHIA." 440 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,567 HELLO, CYNTHIA.HELLO, CYNTHIA. 441 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,467 YOU'LL GET USED TO IT, YOU'RE NEW. 442 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,333 I WANNA COMMEND YOU ALL 443 00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:32,067 FOR HAVING THE COURAGE TO STEP FORWARD. 444 00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:34,167 I WANT YOU ALL TO FEEL SAFE. 445 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,700 AND THIS IS OUR NUMBER ONE RULE HERE, 446 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:40,233 WHAT IS SAID IN THIS ROOM, 447 00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:42,467 STAYS IN THIS ROOM. 448 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,633 WE HAVE TOTAL ANONYMITY HERE. 449 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,600 AND IF WE COULD, RIGHT NOW, 450 00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,333 PUT OUR HANDS TOGETHER, 451 00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,767 AND THIS SORT OF ESTABLISHES 452 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,533 A CIRCLE OF SHARING. 453 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,733 I WANT YOU ALL TO FEEL COMFORTABLE 454 00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:57,200 WITH EACH OTHER. 455 00:15:57,233 --> 00:16:01,067 THAT ALL BEING SAID, I WANT TO REMIND YOU, 456 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,733 AND SAY THIS WITH ME, 457 00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:05,733 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 458 00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:08,833 IT'S NOT MY FAULT.IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 459 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,300 GOOD. 460 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:14,100 ON THAT NOTE, IF YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE. 461 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:18,633 UM, MY NAME'S GWENDOLYN, 462 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:22,367 AND I'M AN INCEST SURVIVOR. 463 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,300 HELLO, GWENDOLYN. 464 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:26,833 IT'S REALLY SCARY TO SAY THAT. 465 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:32,500 MY FIRST PERPETRATOR WAS MY GRANDFATHER, 466 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,967 WHO'S A VERY DASHING, HANDSOME MAN. 467 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,933 HE LOOKED LIKE TYRONE POWER. 468 00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:41,833 HE WOULD COME INTO MY ROOM WEARING A MASK 469 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:45,200 AND WE WOULD PLAY ZORRO AND CONSUELO 470 00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:49,433 AND HE WOULD MAKE A "Z" ON MY TUMMY WITH A FEATHER 471 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,833 AND THEN LATER, WITH HIS SWORD. 472 00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,667 ( coughing ) 473 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:59,200 THE NEXT INCIDENT WAS AT A FAMILY REUNION 474 00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,567 UP AT OUR HOUSE IN CASAIC. 475 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:06,700 THEY HAD LAID OUT PLATTERS OF GREAT FOOD, 476 00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,167 ONE OF WHICH WAS MY FAVORITE DISH, 477 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,833 AMBROSIA, YOU KNOW, 478 00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:11,467 THAT FRUIT SALAD WITH THE MARSHMALLOWS 479 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,433 AND THE COCONUT AND THE CHERRIES. 480 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,967 AND MY UNCLE PETE ON MY FATHER'S SIDE 481 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,133 AND MY UNCLE NED ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE 482 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:22,433 APPROACHED ME AND TOLD ME THAT 483 00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,433 THEY COULD HELP ME WITH THE RECIPE 484 00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:25,900 AND TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE IT. 485 00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:27,600 SO THEY TOOK ME INTO THE HOUSE, 486 00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:29,067 INTO A BACK BEDROOM, 487 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:32,100 AND, BECAME OVERLY AVUNCULAR, 488 00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:34,067 WHICH WAS REALLY ODD 489 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,300 BECAUSE THEY NEVER REALLY GOT ALONG. 490 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,700 AND THEY WERE EVEN BICKERING 491 00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:39,500 WHILE THEY WERE HAVING SEX WITH ME, 492 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:42,167 ARGUING ABOUT WHO WAS GONNA STAND GUARD 493 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,167 AND POSITIONS AND TECHNIQUE, 494 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,067 AND, YOU KNOW, UNDERMINING EACH OTHER, 495 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,833 BERATING EACH OTHER WHILE THEY WERE DOING IT. 496 00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:53,700 THERE'S ONE MORE EVENT I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT. 497 00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:55,067 I'M NOT SURE IF IT COUNTS. 498 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,133 IT WAS MY STEPBROTHER, 499 00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,567 DOES A STEPBROTHER COUNT ? 500 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,100 IT'S NOT A REALLY BLOOD RELATIVE. 501 00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,767 SO, DOES IT COUNT ? 502 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,667 ( Cynthia ) STEP COUNTS. 503 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,600 REMEMBER THAT EVERYBODY, STEP COUNTS. 504 00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:09,233 ( Gwendolyn ) WELL, I THINK THAT I'LL SAVE IT 505 00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:10,333 FOR ANOTHER MEETING. 506 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,633 I'VE TAKEN UP A LOT OF TIME. 507 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:15,100 YOU KNOW, IT REALLY FEELS GOOD 508 00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:16,467 TO UNBURDEN MYSELF, YOU KNOW. 509 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,667 THIS MEANS THAT TODAY I DON'T HAVE TO CUT MYSELF 510 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,567 OR PUT CIGARETTES OUT... 511 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,333 SO, IT'S, LIKE, 512 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,467 I GO TO VISIT MY FAMILY, 513 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,200 AND, THEY JUST DENY MY EXISTENCE, YOU KNOW ? 514 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,600 "YOU'RE NOT THERE, YOU'RE NOT THERE." 515 00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:32,167 I'M RIGHT HERE ! 516 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,067 I WANNA SCREAM AT THEM, "I'M HERE, I'M HERE... ! 517 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:38,500 I'M HERE !!" 518 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,567 THANKS FOR LETTING ME SHARE, 519 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,667 THANKS, SO MUCH. 520 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,067 ( Cynthia ) THANK YOU, TRUDY. 521 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,300 THANKS. 522 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,333 THANK YOU. 523 00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:49,067 THANK YOU. 524 00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,733 OKAY, NEXT. 525 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,233 YOU'RE UP. 526 00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,500 GO AHEAD. 527 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,867 MY NAME IS TODD, 528 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,533 AND, I'M AN INCEST SURVIVOR. 529 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:23,467 HI, TODD. HI, TODD. 530 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,300 HELLO. 531 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,400 I HAD SEX WITH MY UNCLE, 532 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,067 WHEN I WAS TWELVE. 533 00:19:31,867 --> 00:19:33,700 HE LIVED IN GREAT NECK. 534 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,133 HE WAS A DOCTOR, AN OSTEOPATH. 535 00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:42,100 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY DO, 536 00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:44,567 BUT, I KNOW THEY'RE DOCTORS. 537 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,667 IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH MUSCLES, I THINK. 538 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,567 THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE, REALLY. 539 00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:55,600 I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA HAVE LUNCH WITH HER. 540 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:56,867 I KNOW. 541 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,267 IT'S SO DIFFERENT TO WALK IN 542 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,233 AND ACTUALLY SEE YOU GUYS TOGETHER. 543 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,233 HEY, IF I LIKE HER SO MUCH, 544 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,667 HOW COME I BROKE UP WITH HER ? 545 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:05,233 YOU BROKE UP WITH HER ? 546 00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,267 OH, RIGHT, YES, 547 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,633 I KNOW THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, 548 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:09,700 FOR AN IDIOT LIKE ME 549 00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,533 TO EVER BREAK UP WITH A WOMAN. 550 00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,167 WELL, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE... 551 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,667 FINE, YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR "VAGINA MONOLOGUES", 552 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:16,767 THANK YOU. 553 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,767 OH, SPEAKING OF, 554 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,600 I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET THE DIRECTOR TOMORROW AT 11:30. 555 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:21,733 I BROKE UP WITH HER. 556 00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:22,900 THAT'S GREAT. 557 00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:25,400 WELL, IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM... 558 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,833 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, YEAH. 559 00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:28,200 I'M NOT SAYING IMPOSSIBLE. 560 00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:30,000 OKAY, SO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET THE DIRECTOR TOMORROW. 561 00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,767 I DON'T HAVE THE CAR. 562 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,600 OH, WOULD YOU LIKE A RIDE ? 563 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,967 MM-HMM. 564 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,367 YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE. 565 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,467 THANK YOU. 566 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,467 YOU'RE WELCOME. 567 00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:43,100 LISTEN TO THIS, I SAY, "YOU LOOK GREAT. 568 00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,000 "AND SHE SAYS, SO DO YOU. 569 00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,567 "I SAY, BUT, I ONLY HAVE 570 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,767 "THIS WHITE COTTON BRA AND UNDERPANTS. 571 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,700 "THEN SHE UNDRESSES ME SLOWLY. 572 00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:52,867 "THE ALCOHOL HAS GONE TO MY HEAD 573 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,933 "AND I'M LOOSE AND READY. 574 00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:57,767 "SHE GENTLY AND SLOWLY LAYS ME OUT ON THE BED 575 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:02,200 "AND JUST OUR BODIES RUBBING MAKES ME COME. 576 00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:05,100 "THEN SHE DOES EVERYTHING TO ME AND MY VAGINA 577 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,067 "THAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS NASTY BEFORE, 578 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:10,767 "AND, WOW, I'M SO HOT, 579 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,067 SO WILD." 580 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,433 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 581 00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:15,600 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT AM I DOING ? 582 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:16,767 I'M INITIATING. 583 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,500 NO, NO, NO, LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO READ THIS 584 00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,067 BEFORE I MEET THIS WOMAN TOMORROW. 585 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:21,800 COME ON, GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES. 586 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:25,567 NO, I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ! 587 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,600 TWO MINUTES AND WE'LL BE DONE. 588 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:28,333 WHY WOULD I ? 589 00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:30,100 "AFTERWARD, THE GORGEOUS LADY TEACHES ME EVERYTHING 590 00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:31,567 "ABOUT MY VAGINA. 591 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,433 "SHE MAKES ME PLAY WITH MYSELF IN FRONT OF HER 592 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,367 "AND SHE TELLS ME TO ALWAYS KNOW HOW 593 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,133 "TO GIVE MYSELF PLEASURE, 594 00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:40,567 SO I'LL NEVER NEED TO RELY ON A MAN." 595 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,400 IF THEY TOOK ALL THE PILLOWS AWAY, 596 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,067 THERE WAS NO MORE PILLOWS IN THE WORLD, 597 00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:52,667 DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD 598 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,900 AFFECT YOU ADVERSELY ? 599 00:21:54,933 --> 00:21:56,167 DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD NOTICE IT ? 600 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,233 DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BOTHER YOU, 601 00:21:57,267 --> 00:21:58,867 LIKE, THROUGHOUT THE DAY... 602 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,800 "THERE'S NO PILLOWS ON THIS COUCH." 603 00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:02,533 I KNOW AT NIGHT, 604 00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:04,367 IT WOULD HAVE AN AFFECT AT NIGHT. 605 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,900 WHAT ? 606 00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:09,400 WHAT ? A WORLD WITHOUT PILLOWS. 607 00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:10,500 A "TWILIGHT ZONE" EPISODE, 608 00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:11,533 ALL THE PILLOWS ARE GONE. 609 00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:13,400 THERE ARE NO PILLOWS. 610 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,567 THERE'S CUSHIONS TO SIT ON, BUT NO PILLOWS. 611 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,833 CHERYL ? 612 00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:18,933 WENDY, HI. 613 00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:20,633 IT IS SUCH A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 614 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:21,867 OH, THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE. 615 00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,867 I SAW YOU IN A PRODUCTION OF "COMPANY", 616 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,800 IN NEW YORK YEARS AGO. 617 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,167 YOU WERE SENSATIONAL. 618 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,500 THANK YOU. 619 00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:31,200 TODD ? 620 00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:32,900 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 621 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,133 IT'S LARRY. 622 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:40,467 WAIT, DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER ? 623 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,467 ( Wendy ) WELL, WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. 624 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,733 OKAY, THIS IS MY HUSBAND, LARRY. 625 00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:51,733 SO, HOW DO YOU KNOW HER ? 626 00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,833 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS, 627 00:22:53,867 --> 00:22:56,233 IT WAS THAT NEWSSTAND ON LAS PALMAS, 628 00:22:56,267 --> 00:22:58,467 AND HE WAS TEASING ME 629 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,367 'CAUSE I WAS READING "DOG FANCY" MAGAZINE. 630 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,833 RIGHT ? 631 00:23:02,867 --> 00:23:05,067 RIGHT, YEAH, AT THE NEWSSTAND. 632 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,067 HE WAS SO FUNNY, BY THE WAY. 633 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:09,833 YOU ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A FUNNY HUSBAND. 634 00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:12,167 BUT, YOU CALLED HIM "TODD". 635 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,200 IT'S THE NAME HE GAVE ME. 636 00:23:14,233 --> 00:23:15,567 I GET SICK OF SAYING LARRY. 637 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,867 SO, I SAY "TODD" TO STRANGERS SOMETIMES. 638 00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:20,767 ON OCCASION, I MAKE UP STUPID NAMES FOR MYSELF. 639 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,633 I HAVE TOLD PEOPLE THAT MY NAME WAS "THOR"... 640 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:27,900 OKAY, ALRIGHT... 641 00:23:27,933 --> 00:23:29,567 LET'S JUST WAIT A SECOND. 642 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,300 THIS JUST SEEMS VERY ODD. 643 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:32,867 LISTEN, LISTEN, 644 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:34,600 DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER ? 645 00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:36,400 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT. 646 00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:38,067 IT'S JUST KIND OF PERSONAL. 647 00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,533 OH, IT IS ? 648 00:23:41,967 --> 00:23:43,600 I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS. 649 00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:45,533 I AM SORRY, I'M SORRY. 650 00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:47,767 THIS IS TOO STRANGE FOR ME. 651 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,333 OH, NO, NO, CHERYL, DON'T DO THIS, PLEASE. 652 00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:51,567 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER ACTRESS. 653 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,633 OH, PLEASE, CHERYL, DON'T DO THIS. 654 00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:55,267 I'M BEGGING YOU. 655 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,767 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 656 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,167 ( Cheryl ) LARRY, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 657 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,833 LISTEN, I WANNA MAKE ONE THING VERY CLEAR, 658 00:24:01,867 --> 00:24:03,600 YOU CANNOT MENTION ONE WORD OF WHAT YOU HEARD. 659 00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:06,500 DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU. 660 00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:08,367 THANK YOU. 661 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,533 YOU'RE WELCOME. 662 00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:11,900 ( Larry ) SHE HAD SEX WITH HER GRANDFATHER ! 663 00:24:11,933 --> 00:24:13,533 THEN SHE HAD SEX WITH HER UNCLES, BOTH UNCLES ! 664 00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:15,167 ONE ON HER MOTHER'S SIDE AND ONE ON HER FATHER'S SIDE, 665 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,267 AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET ALONG ! 666 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:17,500 EVEN AS THEY WERE DOING IT, 667 00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:19,467 THEY WERE FIGHTING OVER WHO WAS GONNA GUARD THE DOOR. 668 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,067 AND THEN SHE HAD SEX WITH HER STEPBROTHER, 669 00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:23,067 AND SHE WASN'T EVEN SURE IF THAT WAS INCEST OR NOT, 670 00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:24,500 AND I COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD, 671 00:24:24,533 --> 00:24:25,967 AND SHE EVEN ASKED THE GROUP LEADER. 672 00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:28,133 AND THE GROUP LEADER SAID THAT A STEP IS INCEST... 673 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,267 RIGHT. 674 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,067 AND SHE WASN'T EVEN DONE, SHE HAD MORE, 675 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,767 SHE HAD TO STOP, SHE'S GONNA FINISH NEXT WEEK. 676 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,333 THAT'S HORRIBLE, I HAD NO IDEA. 677 00:24:36,367 --> 00:24:38,867 AND THE WHOLE TIME THEY'RE TELLING US ABOUT ANONYMITY. 678 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:40,367 YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYBODY 679 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,533 ABOUT WHAT'S BEING SAID IN THE ROOM. 680 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,800 SO, NO WONDER. 681 00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:45,267 WHAT CAN YOU SAY ? 682 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,433 OH, MY GOD, AND THEN I STORMED OUT, 683 00:24:47,467 --> 00:24:49,100 AND I TOLD HER TO GET ANOTHER ACTRESS, 684 00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:50,300 AND I'VE JUST RUINED ALL MY CHANCES. 685 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:52,967 WELL, I'M SURE THAT THEY DIDN'T FIND ANYBODY YET. 686 00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,233 WHY DON'T YOU CALL HER UP ? 687 00:24:54,267 --> 00:24:55,733 I CAN'T CALL HER NOW. 688 00:24:55,767 --> 00:24:58,367 WON'T SHE KNOW THAT YOU'VE TALKED TO ME ABOUT THIS ? 689 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,433 'CAUSE HOW ELSE WOULD WE HAVE RESOLVED IT SO QUICKLY ? 690 00:25:00,467 --> 00:25:02,933 RIGHT, RIGHT, SHE'LL KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU. 691 00:25:02,967 --> 00:25:04,400 YEAH. 692 00:25:04,433 --> 00:25:06,267 WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA TELL HER ? 693 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,900 WENDY, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM 694 00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,767 ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TODAY, 695 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,733 AND, I'VE BEEN TALKING TO LARRY 696 00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:18,967 AND HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HOW YOU MET AT 697 00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:20,600 THE GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS MEETING. 698 00:25:20,633 --> 00:25:22,633 RIGHT. 699 00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:24,667 AND I'M NOT GONNA SAY A WORD, 700 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:25,867 CROSS MY HEART. 701 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,533 I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. 702 00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:31,333 LARRY HAS LAID HIS CARDS OUT, 703 00:25:31,367 --> 00:25:32,400 ON THE TABLE. 704 00:25:32,433 --> 00:25:35,733 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 705 00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:39,200 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE HAD A GAMBLING PROBLEM 706 00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:40,767 UNTIL TODAY. 707 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,333 SO, IMAGINE WHAT WE'VE BEEN TALKING 708 00:25:44,367 --> 00:25:45,800 BACK AND FORTH ABOUT. 709 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:48,233 SO, LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE 710 00:25:48,267 --> 00:25:50,200 FOR EVERYTHING, AND I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW 711 00:25:50,233 --> 00:25:53,533 THAT I AM ABSOLUTELY THRILLED, 712 00:25:53,567 --> 00:25:56,767 AND I'D BE HONORED IF I COULD DO THE PLAY... 713 00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:04,467 YOU'VE RE-CAST ALREADY ? 714 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,800 LUCY MONTONE ? 715 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:10,300 WELL, THAT SEEMS SO SUDDEN. 716 00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:12,867 I WAS JUST THERE. 717 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:15,567 HER MANAGER CALLED YOU. 718 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,200 JEFF GREENE ? 719 00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:22,467 I DID THE NEW "DARK SHADOWS" FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS, 720 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,867 AND THEN I DID "ROCK COP". 721 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,700 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 722 00:26:25,733 --> 00:26:28,067 THAT WAS GOOD, "ROCK COP". 723 00:26:28,067 --> 00:26:29,933 WOW, BLUE LABEL. 724 00:26:29,967 --> 00:26:31,067 YEP. 725 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:35,300 IT WAS A GIFT FROM CHERYL DAVID. 726 00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,333 THAT'S IRONIC. 727 00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:39,300 ARE YOU GONNA BE ALRIGHT DRIVING AFTER WE DRINK ? 728 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,833 OH, WE'LL WAIT IT OUT. 729 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:43,533 HERE'S TO "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES". 730 00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:45,900 HEY, HERE'S TO THE VAGINA. 731 00:26:51,867 --> 00:26:53,300 ( doorbell ) 732 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,933 ( Larry ) HEY, THAT MUST BE NATHAN. 733 00:26:54,967 --> 00:26:56,600 YEAH, YEAH, I'LL GET IT. 734 00:26:56,633 --> 00:26:59,767 HI, PLEASE COME IN. 735 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,067 OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 736 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,600 HI, HEY ! 737 00:27:02,633 --> 00:27:04,467 I AM SO SORRY I'M LATE. 738 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,067 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 739 00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:07,867 THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT ON THE 405, 740 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:11,267 A ONE-CAR ACCIDENT, TERRIBLE ACCIDENT, 741 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:14,067 LOTS OF TRAFFIC, CONFUSION AND SO ON. 742 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,800 I'M A DOCTOR, I HAD TO STOP. 743 00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,300 NOT THAT I COULD DO ANYTHING. 744 00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,067 FINALLY, THEY GOT HIM OUT OF THE CAR, 745 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,767 BIG, BIG FAT GUY 746 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,067 AND A WOMAN, A REAL JAZZY NUMBER. 747 00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:26,700 BOTH OF THEM OBVIOUSLY DRUNK OUT OF THEIR MINDS. 748 00:27:26,733 --> 00:27:28,500 HE SEEMED OKAY, 749 00:27:28,533 --> 00:27:32,433 BUT, SHE'S GONNA BE LAID UP FOR A WHILE, 750 00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:33,533 I'M AFRAID. 751 00:27:33,567 --> 00:27:34,933 SHE'S REALLY IN BAD SHAPE. 752 00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:37,200 AND THIS CAR, THIS BEAUTIFUL CAR. 753 00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:39,200 OH, CRUSHED. 754 00:27:39,233 --> 00:27:40,833 A '57 CHEVY. 755 00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,967 YOU KNOW, A CLASSIC. 756 00:27:43,067 --> 00:27:44,567 CONVERTIBLE ? 757 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,433 YEAH, CONVERTIBLE. 758 00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:48,833 OH, I'D GIVE MY EYE TEETH FOR THAT THING. 759 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,833 RIGHT, RIGHT. 760 00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:52,233 YOU GUYS MUST BE STARVED. 761 00:27:52,267 --> 00:27:53,467 YEAH, WELL, I'M HUNGRY. 762 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,633 WANNA GO ? 763 00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:56,633 YEAH, LET'S GO. 764 00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:59,767 YOU KNOW, JEFF HAS A '57 CHEVY CONVERTIBLE. 765 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,733 I KNOW... AND HE IS FAT. 766 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,533 HEY ! HI ! 767 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,167 OH, MY GOD. 768 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,200 ( Larry ) ALRIGHT, WE'RE NOT GONNA STAY LONG. 769 00:28:14,233 --> 00:28:15,967 WE JUST CAME TO WISH YOU LUCK. 770 00:28:16,067 --> 00:28:18,200 THANK YOU. 771 00:28:18,233 --> 00:28:19,233 ( Nathan ) I WON'T KISS YOU, 772 00:28:19,267 --> 00:28:20,467 IT'LL MESS UP YOUR MAKEUP. 773 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,600 NO, PLEASE. 774 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:22,833 BUT YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 775 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,500 OH, THANK YOU. 776 00:28:24,533 --> 00:28:25,567 LOOK AT THAT POMPADOUR YOU GOT THERE. 777 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,867 IT'S NOT A POMPADOUR. 778 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:28,533 NO, SOMEBODY SPENT A LOT OF TIME 779 00:28:28,567 --> 00:28:30,733 GETTING MY HAIR TO LOOK JUST LIKE THIS. 780 00:28:30,767 --> 00:28:34,300 OH, GOSH, I'M TRYING TO SHAKE OUT THE NERVES... 781 00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:35,767 OH, DON'T BE NERVOUS. 782 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,133 YOU ONLY HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 783 00:28:37,167 --> 00:28:38,700 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW IT. 784 00:28:38,733 --> 00:28:40,133 OKAY, THANK YOU. 785 00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:41,533 EVERYBODY'S A COMEDIAN. 786 00:28:41,567 --> 00:28:43,067 SEE HOW MUCH HE'S TAUGHT ME ? 787 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,267 YEAH ! 788 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:45,467 I HATE TO RUN YOU GUYS OUT, 789 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,967 BUT I NEED A FEW MINUTES TO COLLECT MY THOUGHTS. 790 00:28:48,067 --> 00:28:50,167 OKAY, UNCLE AND I, WE'LL BE GONE, GOODBYE. 791 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,333 ( Wendy ) HEY, HEY, HOW'S MY TROOPER ? 792 00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:56,067 THIS IS THE DIRECTOR, WENDY. 793 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,500 THIS IS MY UNCLE, DR. GORDON. 794 00:28:57,533 --> 00:28:58,733 HOW DO YOU DO ? 795 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,433 THE OSTEOPATH ? 796 00:29:02,467 --> 00:29:06,367 YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW ? 797 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,833 GET OUT OF HERE. 798 00:29:07,867 --> 00:29:08,867 WHAT ? 799 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,500 GET OUT OF HERE ! 800 00:29:10,533 --> 00:29:13,067 GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING ECE OF SHIT ! 801 00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:15,100 GET OUT, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL ! 802 00:29:15,133 --> 00:29:19,067 YOU FUCKING TURD ! GET OUT OF HERE !! 803 00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:21,833 HOW DARE YOU ?! 804 00:29:21,867 --> 00:29:24,533 WAIT FOR ME OUTSIDE. 805 00:29:24,567 --> 00:29:26,333 I'LL MEET YOU AFTER THE SHOW. 806 00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:27,967 ( Wendy ) YOU FILTHY BEAST ! 807 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:29,500 YOU COWARD ! 808 00:29:29,533 --> 00:29:33,067 YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU COWARD ! 809 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:37,367 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 2000 HOME BOX OFFICE 810 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:41,133 A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 811 00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:47,200 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER 52198

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