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Hi, Dan.
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Did I miss anything?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Just the anthem.
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Who's Malcolm Jamel Warner?
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You know who that is.
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Beer?
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Oh, real beer.
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But give me one of these.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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It's light beer for you.
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Gay, isn't it?
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I'm tired of drinking that rainwater.
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Can I have half of one of these?
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All right.
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But no cake tonight.
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Who are you, the president?
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So, Martin, how's it hanging?
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I'm not sure.
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Fine, thanks.
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We're going to have these again?
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Yeah.
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Mickey, you got a fuzzball on your face.
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What?
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You got a fuzzball on your face.
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What, you got another one in your ear?
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Where?
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No.
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I get it.
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On the other side.
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Now come close to me, wifey.
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Come close to me.
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So, Roger, you ever been married?
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No, I'm not the marrying kind.
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Oh, I'm not the marrying kind.
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Oh, I'm not the marrying kind.
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Oh, Martin, guess what we did today?
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You can't wait another word.
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You can't wait another word.
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Can't imagine.
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I bought him some slippers?
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No, after that.
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The golf.
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You're dead.
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That's like an old lady.
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This guy spent so
much time in the sand
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trap, we might as well
go under the beach.
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Don't you listen to
this lousy cocksucker?
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What was that word again?
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No, that's a great
place you got here, Roger.
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How many bedrooms?
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Just one.
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But this is a pullout.
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No, it's not a pullout.
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Hey, I'm finishing this entire beer.
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Try and stop me.
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It's up to you.
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I'm not the one who's
got to get into your pants.
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Can I use your bathroom?
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No, down the hall.
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Knock yourself out.
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Grabowski's on the mound.
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Whoa.
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Didn't he pitch yesterday?
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Not last week.
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He's beating that guy
with the bass and money.
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Man and wife?
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Nope.
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Both men.
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Very gay.
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Fuchsia and blue.
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Blue and who?
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Me?
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I'm an oil man.
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A very unusual oil man.
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Well, wherever there's smoke,
there must be somebody smoking.
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Wait till you see the baby's room.
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We've got Roy Lichtenstein
doing a mural on the ceiling.
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No kidding.
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And Richards bringing back a crib
in an Aboriginal tribe hand-carved from
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back bush cork.
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Jeez, I'm sure that's lovely.
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You know, they say the
luster sparks creativity in the--
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Judith, could you just shut up, please?
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Excuse me?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you know.
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I'm just a little on edge about my father.
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Martin, I understand
that you're feeling
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a little excluded
from your father's life.
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No, no, no, no, that's not quite it.
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No, I think it is.
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I mean, your parents have split
up and they're finding new interests
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and then naturally you're
going to be feeling a little jealous.
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Believe me, believe
me, I'm not feeling jealous.
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Well, that's what I'm sensing.
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Well, since this,
Judith, my father's gay.
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What?
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He's gay.
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My dad's gay.
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And his boyfriend, Roger,
you know, he's gay too.
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Okay, hold on here.
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Just back up a second.
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When did he tell you this?
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He didn't tell me.
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I had to figure it
out for myself from
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the light beer and
then the fuzzball and--
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A very unusual old man.
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Believe me.
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He's gay.
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Okay, okay, let's just
say for a minute that he is gay.
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Now don't say that.
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Don't say that.
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Why did you have to say that?
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What do you want me to say?
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Do you want me to say that he's not gay?
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Yes, yes, yes I do
because he can't be gay.
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You know why?
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Because he's my
father and if my father
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were gay, then I
wouldn't be here, right?
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And I know I'm here because I
can do this and this and this and this.
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These shoes are sweet.
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Sure.
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Rotten, I think you
need to speak to your father.
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And don't you ever tell me to shut up.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the moment we have all been waiting.
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Great.
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You're here.
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Let's eat.
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Dad?
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Is Roger here?
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No, he's still at the track.
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Good.
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Because there's something
I -- can we sit down?
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We'll be sitting down in the restaurant.
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No, no, come on, dad.
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I just want to talk.
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Fine.
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He wants to talk?
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Fine.
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Talk.
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Knock yourself out.
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Dad?
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I hope he doesn't
pay a lot for that jacket.
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Dad?
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I was just wondering, now, are
you -- going to be getting your own place
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pretty soon?
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Let's go.
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I'm starving.
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Okay, dad.
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I got to ask you, you know,
and I'm going to ask you.
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Are you -- is Roger?
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Are you and Roger -- It's 6.30.
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We're never going to get a table.
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Dad?
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Are you gay?
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No, I'm not gay.
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Geez, dad.
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I'm sorry.
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You know, I was just -- I don't know.
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I don't know.
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You could have thought
this was crazy, you
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know, but I thought
you and Roger were --
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Sleeping together.
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Well, if you're going to split hairs.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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You are gay?
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What?
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You check out a ball
player's butt once in a while?
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Does that make you gay?
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You look at an underwear
ad and get a little excited.
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Does that make you gay?
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You sleep with a guy once
or twice, maybe in the army.
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Does that make you gay?
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Technically, fine.
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You want to label me?
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Label me.
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I'm gay.
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I'm a gay man.
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Happy?
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No, no, no, I'm not happy.
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I'm nowhere fucking close to happy.
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What about your marriage?
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What about mom?
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What about me and Susan?
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Hey, I love you, kids.
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I love your mother.
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I'd probably still be married
if it wasn't for that dope Harry.
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And that whole time you
were attracted to men.
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Not all men.
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Your whole life has been a lie, right?
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One big fucking lie.
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Hey, don't talk to me like that.
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I'm still your father.
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Are you?
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I don't know.
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I don't know who you are.
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Yeah?
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Well, that makes two of us.
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Hey, I'm... I'm winging this.
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I don't know what I'm doing.
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It's all new.
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I'm moving to New York.
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I'm living with a guy.
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He's buying me slippers.
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And I'm liking it.
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Aw, jeez.
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Dad.
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I'm sorry if I disappoint you.
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No, no, no.
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It's not that, you know.
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I just... I just want to die.
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I just want you to be happy.
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Thanks.
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Thanks.
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Why did you pick me, Joey?
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Don't you know I'm the most
unlikeliest daddy in the whole army?
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Hey, I hit the exacto.
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I won 247.
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I can come back.
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Hold it.
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I told him.
224
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You told him, told him?
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Wow.
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Look at the balls on you.
227
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Has he told you how
crazy I am about this guy?
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Should we call Don, Daddy, now?
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Come on, get off me, will ya?
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Are we still gonna eat?
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No, he took two buzzes down
here to talk about your sex life.
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Come on.
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Let's go.
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Roger, would you like to join us?
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Martin, you that okay with this?
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No.
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No, no.
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I was just trying to be polite.
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That's okay.
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Enough said.
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I don't think it makes much difference
whose father can like whose father.
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There are many more important
problems in the world than that.
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No, come on.
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Come on, I really want you to.
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All right, but it's my treat.
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Compliments of devil's
delight in the seven.
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And Martin, one more thing.
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You had that?
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Don't tell your mother.
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Not a problem.
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Not a problem.
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