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Oh, Helen, thanks again
for your help at the auction
last night.
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Nantucket Memorial Hospital
raised over $15,000.
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Great. That'll pay
for the equipment they need
in the children's wing.
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And, boy, do they need it.
That candy machine must be
30 years old.
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You know, Roy,
I find it hard to believe
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that you actually visit
children in the hospital.
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I don't.
It's across the street
from the movie theater.
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I can park there for free.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Oh, uh, Joe, I can't thank you
enough for donating
that round-trip ticket.
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Oh, someone actually
bid on that, huh?
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Oh, yes, Carlton Blanchard.
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Blanchard, Blanch...
Oh, oh.
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Uh, Old Man Blanchard
from down at the music store.
I thought he was dead.
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No you're thinking
of Old Man Perkins.
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Carlton Blanchard used to run
the Main Street lumberyard.
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HELEN: Yeah,
don't you remember?
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Blanchard was the one
who used to come to school
on career day
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and talk about
the wonderful world
of wood.
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Perkins is the guy
who used to come
to school every day
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for no apparent reason.
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Oh, uh, Joe,
I haven't told you
the best part.
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Mr. Blanchard
paid $10,000 for the ticket.
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$10,000?
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You're kidding.
I was hoping for maybe,
like, two-three hundred.
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How much did
my contribution bring in?
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Oh, please. You donated
a ratty, old sofa bed.
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It cost us 50 bucks
to have it hauled away.
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Oh, uh, Helen, that was
really sweet of you to bid
on my needlework.
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Oh, don't mention it, Fay.
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I've always wanted a crocheted
toilet paper cover.
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Uh, it's a hat.
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Oh, yeah.
What was I thinking?
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It's a hat. A little hat.
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And my toilet paper's
wearing it right now.
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Joe, Brian,
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here's the man
who donated all that money
to fly with us,
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Carlton Blanchard.
Oh, my God.
It--It's the wood guy!
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You--You showed us
how soft pine is
by hammering nails
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into it with your forehead.
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I don't remember that.
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$10,000 is
very generous of you.
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Practically
my life savings.
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Your life savings?
Why would you want to...
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Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
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So, uh, Mr. Blanchard,
where are you flying?
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Boston? Hyannis?
Las Cruces, New Mexico.
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What?
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Las Cruces, New Mexico.
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I'm not sure you understand.
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We're a local airline.
We don't fly there.
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Well, according to
this coupon they gave me,
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"Sandpiper," that's you,
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"will fly the bearer,"
that's me,
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"anywhere."
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Actually it says
"anywhere Sandpiper flies."
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Actually it doesn't.
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Say, what do you suppose
they do with those
little pieces of metal
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they punch out
when they make a flute?
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Uh, well, here's
the problem.
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You see, the, uh, the printer,
obviously made a mistake.
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Well, no, no, no, no, no.
That see that's-- that's
what I gave 'em to print.
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See I thought,
"flies the bearer anywhere
Sandpiper flies,"
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was a little too wordy.
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Don't you think?
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When do we leave?
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Look, look, Mr. Blanchard
we made an honest mistake.
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Now, I--I--I've got
scheduled flights to keep.
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I'll tell you what, um,
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how about
if we buy you a ticket
on a commercial airline?
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Oh, no, no.
Those big jets scare me.
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Actually, Mr. Blanchard,
your chances of dying
are much higher
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in a small plane like ours.
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It's practically
a coffin with wings.
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As--As a matter of fact,
that's our new slogan.
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I'm having it put
on our stationery.
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Well, now, look, fellows.
I'm not trying
to be persnickety.
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If you don't want
to fly me there,
I'll understand.
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Uh, you--you'll still donate
the money to the hospital,
though, won't you?
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Well,
it wouldn't seem fair
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to pay all that money
and then not get my flight,
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would it now?
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Look, uh,
why don't you just talk
amongst yourselves?
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I'll be over here
having a cup of coffee.
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(AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING)
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Well, Joe, you are gonna
go through with this,
aren't you?
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Fay, I can't.
Do you have any idea
how much business I'll lose?
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Oh, well, you have to do it.
The hospital really needs
the money.
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All right, all right,
all right, let me think.
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It's gotta be at least
2,000 miles to New Mexico.
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So if you and me share
the flying time,
and only stop for fuel,
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we'll only lose really
one day of business.
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Fay, how do
our reservations look?
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Oh, actually,
we're very light tomorrow.
Okay, good.
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We'll take Lowell along
in case we have
any mechanical difficulties
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and, uh, we'll leave
in the morning.
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All right...
No, no, no, no, no.
See, that's not gonna work.
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Why not?
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I'm getting my hair cut
tomorrow.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Well, why don't we all
just check our calendars
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and then rearrange
the whole damn thing
to fit your schedule!
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Well, could you?
'Cause if I could just
squeeze in a facial
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I'll be much better
company on the flight.
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Come on,
you must have some idea.
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You work here.
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Sir, truly, I have no idea
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how much
this building weighs.
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Well, see if you can
answer this.
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If dogs sweat
through their tongues,
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then what
are their armpits for?
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I don't know. I'll go check.
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I have a cat.
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Okay, Mr. Blanchard,
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I'll take you to New Mexico.
If it's all right with you,
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we'll leave first thing
in the morning. How's 8:00?
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Dandy! See you then.
All right.
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Uh, Joe, uh,
I could not help
but overhear.
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Please take me with you.
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I've always dreamed
of seeing America.
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I--I--I will be no trouble.
You'll hardly know I'm there.
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Sure. Why not?
The more the merrier.
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Oh, bless you, Joe.
Now, I need to order
your low-sodium meal.
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This should be such
an exciting adventure,
winging through the skies,
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hopping from airport
to airport.
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I can't tell you
how much I envy you all.
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Oh, you know, Fay,
there's more
than enough room.
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You're welcome to come along.
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24 hours cooped up
with The Riddler?
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You must be out of your mind.
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ANTONIO:
And so my adventure begins.
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I am keeping a journal
so that I will remember
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everything about
this journey of a lifetime.
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I am very excited.
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After all,
I am the first Scarpacci,
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not to be traveling as cargo.
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Say, Lowell,
how's our course holding?
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Straight and true.
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Navigation's a snap
with a Mikosani G-25
Space Compass.
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The most precise
cartographic plotting
instrument money can buy.
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Hmm, impressive.
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Yeah. I don't think
we'll have any problems
with this baby in my hand.
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(GROANS)
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Are we there yet?
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We haven't even been
in the air for an hour.
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Well, how much longer
do you figure?
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One hour? Two hours?
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Try 11.
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Oh, sure would have been
nice to have known that
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before we set out
on this little journey.
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So, uh, Carlton,
you never did say.
What's in New Mexico?
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That's where my brother lives.
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We had sort of a falling out.
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We haven't spoken
to each other for 50 years.
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The longest Joe and I
have managed to go is six.
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But it was quality time.
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You see, my father
left me his antique
pocket watch in his will.
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Oh, a lovely instrument,
cherished it since
I've been in knee pants.
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But my brother, Milford,
snatched it away before
the body was even cold.
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And you really haven't spoken
to him in all that time?
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Well, he's kind of stubborn.
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But I figure we're both
getting along in years
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and it's time to put
an end to this foolishness.
It's no way to live.
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No way to live at all.
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Hey, Lowell, uh,
what are we flying over now?
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Well, according
to my calculations,
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we should be
right about here.
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(GROANING)
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Maybe before your next
calculation, Lowell,
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you should dip
that compass in alcohol.
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Well, it looks to me
like we're over
Lancaster County.
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If that's true,
we're making pretty good time.
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Uh, it says here
in my guidebook,
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"Lancaster County
is the home to
the ultra-religious Amish,
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"who reject modern society
in favor of a quaint,
old-world lifestyle.
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"Because they are different,
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"the Amish are often
the target of scorn
and ridicule.
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Phrases to avoid include,
"Yo, beardy,"
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and "Hey, Mr. No-Buttons."
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Say, that's some bridge
down there.
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What do you suppose
that's made of?
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I don't know.
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Cement, maybe?
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On a Sunday afternoon,
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how many cars do you suppose
pass over that bridge?
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I don't know.
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Hey, if a monkey
were to bite you,
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what kind of drugs
would they make you take?
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I don't know.
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Maybe Joe knows.
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You sure ask
a lot of questions,
don't you, Carlton?
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Well, my mother
always told me
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there's no such thing
as a stupid question.
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Run that one about
the monkey past her sometime.
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(SNORING)
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(RUMBLING)
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Brian! Wake up!
What's going on?
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We're losing fuel
and altitude!
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How the hell should I know?
I was asleep.
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You're supposed to be
flying the plane!
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Oh, my God,
then we're all going to die!
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(PRAYING IN ITALIAN)
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Mayday, mayday...
No, no, forget about that,
forget about that.
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Just help me find a place
to set her down. Okay?
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Man, it's dark.
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All right, well, that looks
like a field down there
or is it, uh, is it a lake?
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I don't know. It's okay,
it's okay. I see a road.
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Are we there yet?
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ALL: No!
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(ALARM WAILING)
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Okay. Get ready everybody.
Assume crash positions.
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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So long, "Shoeless" Joe.
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Well, it's official,
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I have absolutely
no idea where the hell we are.
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Well, the corn's as high
as an elephant's eye.
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I'd say we're in Iowa.
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It's Oklahoma, you nimrod.
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Well, I may be a nimrod,
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but at least I'm not the one
standing in cow pies.
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Well, I couldn't find
any signs of life.
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Any word from Antonio?
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No, not since he disappeared
down that dirt road.
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Hey, wouldn't it be neat
if he got picked up by aliens?
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This is where it happens,
you know. Cornfields in Iowa.
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We're not in Iowa.
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Oh, right. Stinky, thinks
we're in Oklahoma.
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Are we on the ground?
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No, we crashed
and died and heaven's
really disappointing.
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Oh.
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How's it look there, Lowell?
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I hate to say this, Joe,
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we're not going anywhere
until we get a new fuel hose.
This one's ruptured.
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Damn it!
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Brian, I told you
to replace this fuel hose
before we left.
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Because of you,
five people
might have died.
237
00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:04,030
Back off. Okay? Back off.
238
00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:06,040
I took care of it.
I asked Lowell to do it.
239
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,040
Now you're trying
to shift the blame
onto Lowell?
240
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,540
Look, there's
no blame here, man.
241
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,540
He did the work, I saw him.
242
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,540
I did put in a new one, Joe.
243
00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:15,040
Ah, it just ruptured.
244
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,050
I guess we got a bad one.
It happens.
245
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,050
Now what?
246
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:26,060
Well, for starters,
how about you apologize?
247
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,560
For what?
248
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,560
For accusing me of something
that I'm not responsible for.
249
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,560
Well, hey, you're not
responsible for anything.
250
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,060
So it was
a pretty safe guess.
251
00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:35,570
Hey, you gonna apologize
to me or what?
Hey, look, Brian.
252
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,070
If you hadn't screwed up
with the printer
on that coupon
253
00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:40,070
we never would have
been here in the first place.
Just let it go.
254
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,070
No, I know
what this is about. See,
255
00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,070
I'm right, you're wrong!
You just can't bring
yourself to say that.
256
00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:45,570
I'm not going to.
257
00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:47,080
Well, you'd better.
258
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,080
Oh, what was that?
A threat?
259
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,580
'Cause I'm really scared.
260
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:54,580
No, what--what, you think
you can just push me,
261
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,090
right, because
you're my older brother?
262
00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:59,090
Oh, I'm scared.
Cut it out, okay? Just act
your age for a change.
263
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,590
Oh, Stinky. Come on.
Stop. Don't touch
my face, all right?
264
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,590
Don't hurt me.
You're being a kid now.
265
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:05,590
Oh, Stinky.
Stupidhead!
266
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,110
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
267
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,650
Hot dog!
It must be the aliens.
268
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,280
Show them we're friendly.
269
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,290
Joe,
270
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,290
would you please
explain to the nice man
with the gun
271
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,800
that I am not
a Libyan terrorist?
272
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,800
What are you doing
on my property?
273
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,300
We had some engine trouble.
274
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,800
We had to make
an emergency landing.
275
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,800
We'll pay for any damage
we did to your crops.
276
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,310
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
277
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,810
Keep them up there, Muammar!
278
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:58,310
Look, all we need
is a new fuel hose
279
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:01,320
and then we can be
up in the air and out
of shotgun range
280
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,820
in just a mere few minutes.
281
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,820
Do you know anywhere
that sells them?
282
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,820
No place I know of.
283
00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:11,830
But I think we could
work out a little trade,
might get you one.
284
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,330
Joe, please,
whatever you do,
285
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,830
don't throw me in
as part of the bargain.
286
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:23,340
ANTONIO: Hour 23,
I have lived to see
another sunrise.
287
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,340
In exchange
for a new fuel hose,
288
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,340
Joe agreed to deliver chickens
289
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,850
(CHICKEN CLUCKING)
to the farmer's sister
in Missouri,
290
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:32,350
grain to his brother
in Louisiana,
291
00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:34,850
potatoes to his aunt
in Tennessee,
292
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:38,850
and a piglet to a large man
in Texas whose name,
I don't recall.
293
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:43,360
After hosing out the plane,
we're back on course
to New Mexico.
294
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,360
At this point I'm very tired
of writing in my journal,
295
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,870
but dare not stop for fear
that the old man will think
296
00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:52,870
I'm available to answer
more questions.
297
00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:57,870
I hate him.
298
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:02,880
You know what I'm thinking?
I'm thinking that,
299
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,880
when we get back
to Nantucket,
300
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,880
we should just go
our separate ways,
you know.
301
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,390
Yeah, like I haven't
heard that before.
302
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:10,890
No, no, I'm serious,
I'm serious, this time.
303
00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:12,390
It's just not working out.
304
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,390
Sandpiper, living under
the same roof,
305
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,890
we're making each other
miserable. So why don't we
just cut our losses?
306
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,390
Is that what you want?
Just say goodbye...
307
00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:20,400
That's exactly what I want.
Fine, you've got it.
308
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:23,900
Oh, what do you know?
We actually agree
on something.
309
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,400
All right, everybody
fasten your seat belts.
310
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:30,410
In about five minutes,
we'll be landing
in Las Cruces, New Mexico.
311
00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:33,910
Why are we stopping
in Las Cruces?
312
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:38,410
So you can visit
your brother.
313
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:39,920
My brother?
314
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,420
My brother lives
in Rock Springs, Wyoming.
315
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,820
No, your brother
316
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:51,330
lives in Las Cruces,
New Mexico.
317
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:53,830
Oh.
318
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:57,330
I see where you're confused.
319
00:16:57,330 --> 00:17:00,340
My brother used to live
in Las Cruces,
320
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:04,840
but he moved
to Rock Springs years ago.
321
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,840
That's it.
I said I would take him
to Las Cruces!
322
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,850
I took him there.
Now I'm taking him back.
323
00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:11,850
Look, maybe I said Las Cruces
324
00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:14,350
when I meant to say
Rock Springs.
325
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:17,350
I get confused over things
now and again.
326
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:21,860
But this might be
my last chance
to get to see my brother
327
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:25,860
and we have come
all this way.
328
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,370
(SIGHING)
329
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,370
How far is it to Rock Springs,
Wyoming, Lowell?
330
00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:33,370
And don't-- this time
don't use the compass.
331
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:34,870
Right, Joe.
332
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:36,370
(GROANS)
333
00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:38,370
Now what is it?
334
00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:39,880
Paper cut.
335
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:46,720
ANTONIO: Hour 27.
336
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,220
I don't know how Joe is going
to land the plane
337
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,720
on an icy runway
in this blizzard,
338
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,220
but he has my complete
and full confidence.
339
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:59,630
To my brother, Alberto,
I leave my cab and my suits.
340
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,700
Okay, if I can
just stop skidding
341
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,470
before we run
into that propane tank,
342
00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:06,600
Carlton will finally have
his little reunion.
343
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,610
You must be pretty excited,
eh, Carlton?
344
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:15,610
Eh, Carlton?
345
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:18,210
He's not moving.
346
00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:20,720
Oh, God! Don't tell me.
347
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,290
You don't think
that he's, uh...
348
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:24,790
(WIND HOWLING)
349
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:29,790
(BOTH SCREAMING)
350
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:36,100
We're here, Carlton.
351
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,170
Las Cruces?
352
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:41,040
No, Rock Springs.
353
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:45,610
My brother lives
in Las Cruces, New Mexico.
354
00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:47,440
What?
355
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,510
Kidding.
That was for waking me up.
356
00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:52,010
(LAUGHING)
357
00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:59,460
Hey, is that your brother
standing over there?
358
00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:02,460
Yeah,
that's Milford all right.
359
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:07,460
Oh, the years haven't been
kind to him, have they?
360
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:11,470
Guess he didn't drink
from the Fountain of Youth
like you did.
361
00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:14,470
Well,
362
00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:17,970
wish me luck, fellows.
363
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:20,480
Good luck, Carlton.
Godspeed, Carlton.
364
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,950
LOWELL: Good luck, Carlton.
365
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:30,320
What do you think
his brother will say to him
after 50 years?
366
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,820
Look, they're just
staring at each other.
367
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:34,320
Oh, this is sad.
368
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,330
From the same womb
and they are like strangers.
369
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:41,960
All because of some
silly argument
over a stupid pocket watch.
370
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,700
Is that how we're
gonna end up, Brian?
371
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,210
Couple of bitter old men
standing out on a snowy runway
372
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:53,210
after not speaking
to each other for 50 years?
373
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:56,210
Well, between your stress
and my love of fried foods,
374
00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:59,880
I don't think
that either of us are gonna
live that long.
375
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,450
You know, we're practically
the only family we've got.
376
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:03,950
Don't rub it in.
377
00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:06,460
Oh, come on,
are we as stubborn
as those two old goats,
378
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:08,120
or are we bigger than that?
379
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,130
I don't know.
380
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:16,130
I'm sorry.
381
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,700
You were right,
I was wrong.
382
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,540
Shall we start fresh?
383
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:26,040
Well,
in a manner of speaking,
384
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,540
neither of us has bathed
in two days.
385
00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:34,550
Hey, hey, look,
they're hugging.
386
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:38,050
Oh, how this
touches my heart.
387
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:41,560
Sort of makes
the whole trip worth it,
doesn't it?
388
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,560
Boy, those two,
they must be
deliriously happy
389
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,060
to be hugging so long.
390
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,570
No kidding. Now they're
hugging on the ground.
391
00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:57,070
I don't think
they're hugging.
392
00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:59,070
I think they're fighting.
393
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,080
Oh!
394
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,110
Carlton just hit him
with a rabbit punch
to the kidneys.
395
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:07,180
Hey, he's running back
to the plane.
396
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:12,690
CARLTON: Well,
397
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:16,690
I said all I had to say
to that son of a bitch.
398
00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:20,700
What are you waiting for?
Take off!
399
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,260
Wait, wait, wait.
I--I--I don't get it.
400
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:25,270
You--you...
You paid $10,000,
401
00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:28,070
to fly all this way
just so you could beat
your brother senseless?
402
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:31,410
Hell, no. I got
my daddy's watch back, too.
403
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,240
Wait a minute.
404
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,750
This isn't Daddy's watch.
405
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,250
And come to think of it,
406
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,250
Milford doesn't
have red hair.
407
00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:50,860
CARLTON: Maybe
it was Las Cruces.
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