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(PLANE ENGINE HUMMING)
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Whoa!
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(CHUCKLING)
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Hey, you know,
oh, you know,
sometimes this--
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this flight can get
a little rocky, you know?
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I gotta tell you the truth,
every so often even
I get a little jumpy.
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But, um, I tell you,
for some reason,
I feel totally calm today.
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It's like there's somebody
watching over me
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and there's no reason
to worry at all.
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Is that crazy?
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WOMAN: No. Not at all.
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Oh, good.
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(LAUGHING)
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On the other hand,
there's always a possibility
this could turn out to be
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one of God's little jokes.
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(RATTLING)
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(SIGHING)
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Morning, Antonio.
Morning, Helen.
Morning, Fay.
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Coffee and a doughnut,
please.
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We're out of doughnuts.
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Oh, that's right.
Good morning, Roy.
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Brian, do you know
what day it is today?
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I certainly do. It's our
annual evaluation day.
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I'm surprised you remembered.
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You kidding me?
I can just hear Joe now.
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"As you know, it's that time
of year when Sandpiper Air
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"takes a moment
to examine itself."
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You know, you just want
to hit him in the forehead
with a suction dart, you know?
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Oh, stop complaining.
At least you have a job
you like.
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Wish I could find
something meaningful
to do with my life.
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Now, can you imagine
being 60 years old
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and still stuck working
behind a counter
in this stupid airport?
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Yes, I can.
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Oh, Fay, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean...
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No--no--no it's okay, Helen.
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At least I managed
to get in some exciting times
before I ended up here.
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Not everyone can say that.
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You know, I don't know
why Hackett bothers
with those evaluations.
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If someone's a bad employee,
you just can their sorry butt.
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If they're good, you slowly
and methodically take away
their self-confidence
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until they're convinced
they'll never be able
to get a job anywhere else.
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Quick, call the Pope.
Heaven must be missing
an angel.
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Brian, can I see you
in my office?
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Gee, I wonder
what this could be about.
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Gee, thanks for seeing me
on such short notice, Doc.
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The pain starts about here.
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Yeah, I know
where the pain starts.
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Have a seat, Brian.
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As you know it's that time
of year when Sandpiper Air
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takes a moment
to examine itself...
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And discovers to its horror
it has no sex organs.
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Gee, what a surprise.
You're not
taking this seriously.
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All right, let's just
cut the baloney, Joe, okay?
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Isn't this the meeting
where you tell me
how I'm doing and I apologize
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and I tell you
I'm going to do better?
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Yeah.
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All right.
Well, consider it done.
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Thanks for your time
and I'll see you at dinner.
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Great. Send Fay in.
BRIAN: All right.
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(KNOCKING)
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Hey, Joe.
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Lowell, uh, look,
I'm a little busy.
I'm in the middle of the...
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The evaluations.
Yeah, I know.
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Every year at this time
I kind of feel left out.
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Could you evaluate me?
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Oh, well, you don't work
for me directly, Lowell,
you work for the airport.
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Well, I know, but maybe
you could just do it
as a favor to me.
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I'd like to know
how I'm doing.
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Well, sure, all right.
Have a seat.
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Uh,
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basically you're doing
a great job, Lowell.
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But, uh, since you asked,
I'd have to say that you have
a tendency to be
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just a little bit slow
on paperwork.
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Oh, really?
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I don't have to sit here
and listen to this nonsense.
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I don't work for you,
Mr. High and Mighty.
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Ah, good luck, Fay.
He's in a mood.
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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Have a seat, Fay.
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What can I say?
You are just about
the perfect employee.
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You're trustworthy,
you're dependable
and--and resourceful.
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And I literally could not
run this place without you.
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Oh, pshaw.
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Which makes it
all the harder for me
to say that, uh,
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I'm not
going to be able to give you
your annual raise this year.
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You're not?
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No, I'm not. I'm sorry.
The economy has hit me
really hard.
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Well, it's hit me hard,
too, Joe.
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I was counting
on that extra money.
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I mean, it's not as if it was
an overly generous raise,
but it was something.
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Fay, if there was
any other way...
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Joe, let me tell you
a little story.
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FAY: It was about
six years ago.
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The flight was number 211,
from New York to Honolulu.
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I'd been working
the "pineapple run"
for several years,
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but this flight
was like no other.
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A handsome young man
in seat 17 B,
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was about to change
my life forever.
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Oh, no, no you don't.
Not this time.
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What?
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You always use that story
to soften me up.
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It got you a dental plan.
It even got you an extra week
vacation. But this time,
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I honestly
don't have the money.
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Oh, you're right, Joe.
I know these are tough times.
I guess we'll just have to
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get through it together.
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That's the spirit, Fay.
I'm truly sorry about this.
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Well, don't be.
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You run a wonderful business.
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All your employees love you.
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And another thing,
Mr. Boss Man,
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Mr. Quick With
the Paperwork,
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that crack
about my paperwork
was a cheap shot!
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Technically,
he doesn't work for me.
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Hi, Fay.
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Oh, Brian, good news.
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I found several ways
of cutting our costs.
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I've combined
two inventory control
forms into one.
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Oh.
I got a better phone rate
on our long distance calls.
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And, uh, I'm even using
the backs of these
little scratch pads.
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So, we'll get
our annual raises yet.
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(LAUGHING)
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We get raises?
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Hey, hey, Brian,
look what just came!
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Oh, Joe, wait till...
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Oh, one second, Fay!
Look. Check it out!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
New leather flight jackets!
Zowie!
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BRIAN: Oh, God!
These are beautiful!
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Aren't they?
Look, lambs' wool lining.
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Hey, look, look, look.
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(BLEATING)
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Oh, I love these little guys.
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Yeah, oh, and look. Look.
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Oh!
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BOTH: Matching gloves!
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(BOTH EXCLAIMS)
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What?
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Oh, jeez, Fay,
I know how this must look.
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Do you?
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They--They really
weren't that expensive.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
I've seen Sporty's catalog.
These are top of the line.
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Will you shut up?
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Fay, I ordered
these jackets weeks ago,
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when our financial picture
was much different.
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Oh, yes, weeks ago.
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Often referred to
as the good old days
of wealth and prosperity.
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I'll send them back.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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No, it's not about that, Joe.
It's about how I'm regarded
around here.
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It seems
that in the Sandpiper
pecking order,
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I come in third
after a couple
of leather jackets.
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Okay, don't say that, Fay.
You know how important
you are to me.
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I couldn't run
this place without you.
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Well I'm afraid
you're going to have to.
I can't work here anymore.
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Oh, Fay, don't do this.
Come on. I-- I'll find a way
to give you your raise.
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It's too late.
I quit.
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Oh, come on, Fay. Fay!
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This may be a bad time,
but did I hear something
about raises?
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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Do you have room
on the 4:15 flight
to New Bedford or not?
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Ma'am, if you'll just
be patient one second.
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Brian,
what's taking so long?
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Uh, I--I can't get
into the computer.
I don't know Fay's password.
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Have you tried "happy"?
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Also "sunny," "chirpy,"
"jolly," "rosy,"
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"perky,""Dopey,"
"Doc," and "Sneezy,"
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We need some help here.
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When is that temp that
you hired from the agency
supposed to show up?
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I called them.
She's on her way.
She's coming over.
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Did you apologize to Fay?
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She won't even
accept my phone calls.
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I must have really
hurt her feelings.
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Hey, no hurry, guys.
I'll just swim home.
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Oh, no, no, wait, ma'am.
Please, folks, please.
Please bear with us.
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We'll have you on your way
as soon as possible.
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Oh, oh, oh, Teresa.
She's here. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
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Hey, Teresa, you made it.
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Buenos dias.
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Uh, my directions were okay?
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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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Right, right.
Come on, come on, come on.
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I want to introduce you
to my brother, Joe.
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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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Uh, Teresa, this is
my brother, Joe Hackett.
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Uh, unless my high school
Spanish fails me,
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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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Oh.
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Uh, Joe,
this is Teresa Melendro,
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our new Fay.
She is from Bolivia.
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Hello, Teresa.
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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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Brian, could I talk to you
over here just a second?
Yeah.
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Doesn't she speak any English?
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No ingles, no ingles.
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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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It's all right.
It's all right, Teresa.
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You're--you're
upsetting her, Joe.
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Brian, for crying out loud,
if she can't speak
the language,
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how is she going to
run a computer?
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Joe, Joe, Joe, first of all,
it's a very user-friendly
program, huh?
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She'll probably just,
you know, pick it up.
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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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She says she can't wait
to get started.
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Are we going to get
any service?
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Uh, yes, sir.
I'm going to take care
of you right now.
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Uh, uh, Teresa, do you think
that you could put these
luggage tags on the bags?
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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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Luggage tags on the bags?
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(EXCLAIMING)
Luggage tags on the bags!
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(CRYING)
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Oh, now, look,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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What kind of airline is this?
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I'd love to
help you out, Joe,
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but thank God
I have a flight.
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Uh, Brian,
you can't leave now.
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(BRIAN REPLIES IN SPANISH)
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Teresa, uh, yes, sir.
Now, uh, where was it
you were going again?
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Over there.
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Oh, no, wait.
Sir, please, just, folks...
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(TERESA SOBBING)
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Fay, Fay, does this mean
you're coming back?
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Just to get my coffee mug.
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Oh, I see my replacement's
crying already.
She'll fit in beautifully.
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Fay, please.
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No, I'm not coming back.
Don't you understand English?
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No ingles, no ingles.
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Yeah, I've got you.
No ingles, no ingles.
Here.
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Uh, Fay, let me tell you
a little story.
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JOE: I was on flight 211,
from New York to Honolulu.
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I needed a vacation.
I was hurting bad.
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My whole life had centered
on flying and I was
about to give it all up.
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Until a certain
flight attendant
changed my life forever.
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FAY: Oh, no, you don't,
mister. Forget it, Joe.
Save your breath.
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You--you've gotten away
too many times
with that story.
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Anyway, I've got another job.
235
00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,510
You have? Where?
236
00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:09,350
You're working for Roy?
Fay, how could you?
237
00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:11,850
Do you see any other airlines
around here?
238
00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:13,360
All right, Hackett.
239
00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:16,360
Quit bothering my employee.
240
00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,360
ROY: Come on, Fay.
241
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,360
You've got a new home,
here at Aeromass.
242
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,830
Why, thank you, Roy.
243
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,410
Now quit grinning
like a silly jackass
and get to work.
244
00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:44,820
I finished reading
the best book today.
245
00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:49,330
It's called Scarlett
and it's all about this woman,
her name is Scarlett O'Hara,
246
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:51,830
who goes to her father's
birthplace in Ireland.
247
00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:53,260
Oh, yeah, I heard
that was really good.
248
00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:55,160
Oh, yes, I loved it.
249
00:11:55,160 --> 00:12:00,170
But I wanted to know
so much more
about Miss Scarlett
250
00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,670
and, uh, Rhett Butler.
251
00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:06,180
For instance, what happened
to them earlier,
during the Civil War?
252
00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:11,350
Perhaps, you've heard of
Gone With The Wind?
253
00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:15,320
What is this, Gone With Wind?
254
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,320
You've never heard of
the book by Margaret Mitchell,
Gone With The Wind?
255
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:22,790
And perhaps the most
famous movie ever made?
256
00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:24,790
I was sick for a while there.
257
00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:29,570
Antonio, uh,
Gone With The Wind
258
00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:33,000
tells all about
those characters before
and during the Civil War.
259
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,970
Get out.
260
00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:40,440
Yeah, see, the book Scarlett
is what's called a sequel
to Gone With The Wind.
261
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:44,450
You know, like, um,
Return of the Jedi
and Empire Strikes Back.
262
00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:45,950
Oh, yes. I--I like those.
263
00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:48,920
Right. Well,
they're sequels
to the movie Star Wars.
264
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,420
Star Wars?
265
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:56,430
All right. I'm going home.
266
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:59,430
Cochran, I hope
you took care of those
reservations for tomorrow.
267
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,930
Oh, yes, Roy.
Your podiatrist appointment
is at 4:00.
268
00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:03,930
You've got Nutri-System
at 5:00.
269
00:13:03,930 --> 00:13:06,440
And at 6:30, I got you
your usual corner booth
270
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,940
at Fat Tony's
Meatball Dreamhouse.
271
00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:09,940
(CHUCKLING)
272
00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:11,940
Good to have you aboard, Fay!
273
00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:13,810
HELEN: Night, Fay.
Night, Helen.
274
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,320
Um, I--I didn't know
you were still here.
275
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:27,820
I'm just clearing out
a few of my personal things.
276
00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:29,790
Are you taking
that picture with you?
277
00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:32,300
Yes, I am.
I'm the one who asked him
for his autograph.
278
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:35,730
Yeah, but he flew
on my airline.
That picture gets us business.
279
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:38,200
Well it can get you
the moon for all I care.
It's going with me.
280
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,140
Uh, no, it's not.
It's my picture, Fay.
281
00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:41,600
That is my picture, Joe.
No, Fay...
282
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,610
Hey--Hey--Hey!
What's going...
What's going on here?
283
00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:46,040
She's trying to take
my autographed picture
of Richard Roundtree.
284
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,550
Well, it's mine.
N-Now just give it to me
so I can go home.
285
00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:52,550
No, it is not yours,
it is mine.
Shaft gave it to me!
286
00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:54,550
Well, I'm the one
he called back!
287
00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:57,050
Okay, stop, now.
Stop it! Stop, stop bickering!
288
00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:59,050
Let go. Let go. Let...
Sit down.
289
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:03,030
(BOTH SIGHING)
290
00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,060
Now, let me tell you
a little story.
291
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:08,530
It all began on flight 211
from New York to Honolulu.
292
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:10,000
You weren't even there.
293
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,500
I know I wasn't,
but I've heard you tell it
so many times
294
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,800
I feel like I was.
295
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,370
BRIAN: Joe was on his way
to Hawaii.
296
00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:18,410
He was at the low point
of his life.
297
00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:21,880
But as fate would have it,
he met a fair maiden
298
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:26,380
and they spoke
those first words
now carved in their hearts.
299
00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:30,390
Uh, excuse me,
I asked for a pillow
an hour ago.
300
00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:33,890
Wad up your jacket.
301
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:39,330
What are you taking
a jacket to Hawaii
for anyway?
302
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:42,770
The mean temperature
there is, like, 85 degrees.
303
00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:45,200
Read a brochure.
304
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,540
Uh, excuse me, Miss,
305
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,010
what's her problem?
306
00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:53,880
Fay? Oh, the airline's
forcing her to retire
307
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,880
and I think
she's a little bitter.
308
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,220
She's the sweetest person
in the world usually.
309
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,720
Yeah, I find that
hard to believe.
310
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,220
I think she's been
drinking a little.
311
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,520
More than a little.
312
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,960
Uh, uh, take over
for me, Tammy.
I'm--I'm taking a break.
313
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:14,360
Uh, excuse me.
I was hoping to stretch out
on that extra seat, there.
314
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:18,300
This is coach, pal.
Suck it up.
315
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:21,170
But... Look, ma'am,
I understand you've had
a bad day...
316
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,170
Bad?
317
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,040
...but I'm not...
Bad day?
318
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,040
You don't know
what a bad day is.
319
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,010
Let me tell you
something, mister.
320
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,450
I'm the best stewardess
this airline ever had.
321
00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:33,880
Uh, uh, you might not
know it today, but I am.
322
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,820
And you know what
they're doing to me?
323
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:39,260
They're letting me go,
they're retiring me.
324
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:43,290
They're-- They're-- They're
putting me on the ground.
325
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,260
Might as well
put me in the ground.
326
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:50,100
Uh, excuse me, but, uh,
I'm not doing so great myself.
327
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,600
You want a drink?
328
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,600
Yeah, uh,
it'll take the edge off.
329
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,510
Uh, here, uh, pick a color.
330
00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,940
I've tried them all.
They work equally well.
331
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,410
(SIGHING) What the hell.
332
00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:06,850
Uh, oh, uh, oh,
you need a glass.
333
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:07,850
(SPLASHING)
334
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,290
There you go.
335
00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:13,290
Thanks.
336
00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:15,790
So, what's your name?
337
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:16,690
Joe.
338
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,860
Joe. Joe.
339
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,830
That's an Indian name,
isn't it?
340
00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:27,300
Uh, sure, why not?
341
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:31,210
Yeah, well,
glad to know you, Joe.
342
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:33,210
I'm Katherine.
343
00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:35,180
I thought
that other stewardess
called you Fay.
344
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:37,150
Aw, she's a dope.
345
00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:40,650
I always liked
the name Katherine.
346
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:43,020
Whatever you say,
Katherine.
347
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:45,450
Uh, let me tell you
something, Joe.
348
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:48,460
Don't ever go to work
in the airline industry.
349
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,990
They'll break your heart
every time.
350
00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:54,660
Uh-uh, what do you do,
anyway?
351
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:57,070
I'm a pilot
for a charter company.
352
00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:59,570
Poor stupid bastard.
353
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:04,040
You know, uh,
that's a figure of speech.
354
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,550
Uh, what's your tale of woe,
Injun Joe?
355
00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:11,480
You really want to hear?
356
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,480
Yeah, it'll cheer me up.
357
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,490
Well, my fiancee and I
were about to be married,
you know...
358
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:18,950
Mmm.
359
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,460
What's her name?
Carol.
360
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:22,960
I don't like that name.
361
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:27,460
Uh, your fiancee, Linda.
362
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,970
Go ahead.
363
00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:32,370
Well, um, I was going to quit
the charter company
364
00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:34,770
and start
my own commuter airline.
365
00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:36,310
Carol was going to work
the uh...
366
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,810
Linda was going
to work the ground.
367
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,780
And, uh, I was going
to do all the flying.
368
00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:43,210
It was going to be perfect.
369
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,210
Then, uh,
370
00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:48,220
last week she,
she ran off with my brother.
371
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:52,220
Oh! She doesn't deserve
the name Linda.
372
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,220
You know the worst of it?
373
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,190
Flying was my life.
374
00:17:56,190 --> 00:18:00,100
I lived it, I breathed it,
I tasted it ever since
I was a kid.
375
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,930
But now, why bother?
376
00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:06,870
I guess, I'll just find
some other line of work.
377
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,870
You--You say flying
was your life.
378
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:13,380
You know,
I helped build this airline.
379
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,880
I mean, I have built it
from the ground up.
380
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,880
I did everything.
I wrote tickets.
I checked baggage.
381
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:24,390
I even pumped fuel.
You know, once 15 years ago
382
00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:28,390
on a flight to Milwaukee,
I crawled through
the baggage hole
383
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:31,430
and I kicked
the landing gear down myself.
384
00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:35,330
And I did it with a smile.
You know why?
385
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:39,840
Because I find the good
in every damn thing.
386
00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:44,310
So what are you
going to do now?
387
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:46,310
Grow old and die.
388
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,780
Me, too, I guess.
389
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,250
You want a drink?
390
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,680
I... You know,
I--I really don't drink.
391
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,220
Oh, me either.
392
00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:59,560
I guess that's something
we have in common.
393
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:03,790
Yeah. Guess, neither one
of us was meant to be in
the airline business either.
394
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:07,760
Except maybe we were
meant to be in it together.
395
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,230
You and me?
396
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,630
(LAUGHING) Yeah, right.
397
00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:13,640
Yeah.
I'm absolutely serious, Joe.
398
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:17,140
I know everything
there is to know
about the airline business.
399
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:20,640
And you're a wonderful pilot.
400
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,140
Well, how do you know?
401
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,650
Well, you're still alive,
aren't you?
402
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:30,550
I mean, Joe, what's the worst
that could happen?
403
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,520
You know something?
You are right.
404
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:38,860
I mean, why should we
let other people
ruin our dreams?
405
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,360
The hell with them.
406
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,860
Katherine,
you have got a deal.
407
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,770
I am going to
start that airline
408
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:45,200
and you are going to be
right there with me.
409
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:49,710
Oh, that's a deal.
Uh, what kind of plane
do you have, a 737?
410
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:50,710
(LAUGHING)
411
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:52,710
No!
A 727?
412
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,210
Not exactly.
413
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:58,610
How about a 7 and 7?
That's a good idea.
414
00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:01,920
Hey, I tell you what,
why don't we save that one
for a special occasion?
415
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,820
You're right.
We don't need that one,
do we?
416
00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:04,820
No we don't.
417
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:06,820
No, we've got
all these others.
418
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:13,930
BRIAN: And as our heroes
continued winging westward,
419
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,430
Fay decided to seal
their bargain
420
00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:18,930
with that time-honored
and solemn tradition.
421
00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:21,800
She threw up on Joe's shoes.
422
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:26,270
And then, four hours later,
after you finally sobered up,
423
00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:30,780
the idea of you two guys
joining forces
still seemed good,
424
00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:32,780
and here you are.
425
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:34,780
Oh, Joe.
Katherine.
426
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:37,790
Oh, I'm sorry.
427
00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:39,790
I'm so sorry,
will you come back
to Sandpiper?
428
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:43,290
Oh, of course I will.
I'll start tomorrow.
429
00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:44,290
Oh, great.
430
00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:46,760
Oh, and, Brian, thank you.
431
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,260
Yeah, thanks, Beav.
432
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,770
Oh, forget it, Wally.
433
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:52,770
And, Joe, look what I've got.
434
00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:54,770
I don't believe it.
435
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:56,270
Brian, get some glasses.
436
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:57,770
You kept it all this time?
437
00:20:57,770 --> 00:21:00,280
Well, you told me to save it
for a special occasion.
438
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,780
Fay, you're the best.
439
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,780
Here we go.
I--I used to have a little
packet of macadamia nuts
440
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:08,280
that went along with this.
But about a year ago,
I broke down.
441
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,290
Uh, what shall we drink to?
Sandpiper Air.
442
00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:14,790
ALL: Sandpiper Air!
443
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:21,800
Hey, you know, Joe,
now, that everybody's
in such a good mood and all,
444
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,300
it's supposed to be
a pretty cold winter
coming up.
445
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:27,800
I thought it would be
kind of cool if I had
something nice to help me
446
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,310
keep myself warm, you know.
I was thinking
if I could keep...
447
00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:33,810
Brian, Brian,
I'm sending the jackets back.
448
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:35,810
I was talking about Teresa.
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