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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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Excuse me.
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No, no, no, no. No way.
Wait just a minute.
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We don't need
anyone around here
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chanting and hitting
people up for money.
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Now, uh, get out of here
before I call the police
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and have you dragged away
by those little tufts
at the back of your head.
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We're not working
the airport.
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We're just coming
off the plane.
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We take vacations,
too, you know.
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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
I'm sorry. E-Enjoy your stay.
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And don't forget
the sunscreen.
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(SEAGULLS CAWING)
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So, what do you think,
Antonio?
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(IN ITALIAN ACCENT)
It's magnificent.
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Helen makes some of the best
quahog chowder on the island.
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It is so creamy.
It's so smooth.
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Just one question.
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Quahog, quahog.
What is this "quahog"?
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Oh! It's the local name
for clams.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, this is no good.
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Why?
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I am allergic
to the clam.
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When I eat them,
my throat begins
to constrict,
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my tongue swells.
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(RASPING) I often have
to seek medical help.
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Where are you going?
To the hospital.
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(ALMOST INDISTINCTLY)
Hi, Roy. How are you today?
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I can never understand a word
that spaghetti-head is saying.
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ROY: Well, ladies!
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You are looking
at the next winner
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of the Nantucket Clam
Chowder Cook-off.
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Yeah, what makes you think
you have a prayer?
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Maybe it's the fact that
before Martha Blankenship
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moved her saggy butt
to Delaware,
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she sold me her
prize-winning recipe.
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(CACKLING)
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What? Roy, that's not fair!
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Aw, fair is for losers.
I'm looking at a couple
of big ones.
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You see,
the secret is the clams.
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Martha told me
exactly what to do.
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I rake them up
from a special cove
where they feed
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on dark-green kelp
and nutrient-rich
microorganisms.
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This cove wouldn't be the area
around your shower, would it?
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, sure. Sure, sure,
laugh now.
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But when the winner's
announced and they hoist me
up on their shoulders,
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we'll see who's
laughing then.
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It sure won't be
those people carrying him.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(SNORING)
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Hey, Joe, I was thinking,
why don't we...
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(SHUSHING)
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(SNORING)
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There it is again.
Did you hear that?
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It sounds like snoring
coming from the plane.
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Yeah, it does.
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Anyway, I was thinking...
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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(SNORING)
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JOE: It's Lowell!
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He's naked. Aw, jeez!
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Wake up, Lowell.
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Joe, Brian. Hi.
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Lowell,
why are you sleeping nude
in the airplane?
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I always sleep
in the nude, Joe.
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Yeah, but why in the Cessna?
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I had no place else to go.
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Bunny kicked me off the boat.
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What? How come?
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Ah, she's sick of my jealousy.
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I keep thinking
she's seeing other men.
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Actually called her
the "U" word.
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Called her unfaithful?
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No, I called her unsatiable.
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That's insatiable.
You called her the "I" word.
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No, the "I" word
is indiscreet.
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Can we move on here?
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No, wait, You're--
You're jealous,
Lowell? Why?
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Well, I just keep thinking
that Bunny's seeing other men.
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Do you have proof?
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Uh, nothing definite.
Bunny says
it's all in my head.
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Come on, Lowell.
You know that Bunny
is a good wife.
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She takes care of the kids.
She takes care of you.
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Takes care of the boys
of Operation Desert Storm!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Stop that!
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Y-You're letting
your jealousy
get the best of you.
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You know what you should do?
Hey, hey, hey, Brian.
Brian, stay out of this.
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Yeah, I know, I know.
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You know what you should do?
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Take Bunny out
to a restaurant,
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order some wine,
some flowers,
some candlelight.
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You know, tell her
that you love her
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and tell her
that you're sorry.
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And tell her
that you'll learn
to control your jealousy.
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She will take you back.
She will take you back.
Hey, Brian, Brian, listen.
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Don't get involved.
This is between
Lowell and Bunny.
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A restaurant, you say?
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Well, I'll try anything.
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Got our marriage to protect.
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But first I'm gonna
go out and have me
a little breakfast.
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Uh, Lowell.
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Uh, before you go out there,
shouldn't you do something
first, hmm?
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Oh! Of course.
Oh, boy, that would have
been embarrassing.
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No shoes, no service.
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Feast your eyes on it, ladies.
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This is the chowder
that's gonna win
the blue ribbon
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in the contest this afternoon.
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(EXHALES WITH SATISFACTION)
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Oh, knock it off.
We're wise to you, mister.
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What do you mean?
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There is no secret clam beds.
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We took the liberty of
following you last night
after you left. Fay?
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FAY: Yes. "6:32 p.m.
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"Stopped off
at the video store,
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"went straight
to the adult section.
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"Rented something
called Robin Hood
and His Merry Women.
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"7:44 p.m.,
arrived home, showered,
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"danced by yourself
in front of the mirror
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"for a good 15 minutes.
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"8:31 p.m.,
walked into the supermarket
wearing sunglasses.
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"Approached Aisle 7
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"and picked out a dozen cans
of Old Seabrook Clam Chowder."
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Store-bought soup, Roy.
How could you?
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Well, how do you think I felt
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when I found out
Martha's prize-winning
secret came in a can?
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I--I--I... Oh,
I don't know what to say.
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You can say you're gonna
withdraw from the contest.
Okay, okay, okay.
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I'm-- I'm... Oh,
Helen, I'm so ashamed.
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I--I can't even
look you in the eye.
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Well, try, Roy,
because right now you're
looking at my breasts.
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BRIAN: Hey, Lowell.
Lowell, Lowell.
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So, uh,
how'd dinner with Bunny go?
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Oh, it was a disaster.
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I accused her of
flirting with the waiter,
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she ran out
of the restaurant.
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Did you go after her?
Well, I tried.
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But after I got through
tipping the sommelier,
the maitre d'
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and a guy I thought
was the parking valet,
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still some question
in my mind about that one,
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she'd gotten home
and weighed anchor.
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Oh, I don't know
why I'm so jealous.
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I'm ruining my marriage.
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I'm really sorry, Lowell.
If there's anything
that I can do.
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Well, could you talk
to Bunny for me?
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Maybe convince her
to take me back?
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I mean,
I need somebody honest
and articulate and sincere.
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And Roy's busy with
that clam chowder contest.
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Look, Lowell,
we would really love
to help you, but...
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Yeah, I'll talk to
Bunny for you.
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Sure, I'd be--
I'd be honored, really.
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Thanks, Brian.
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Brian, I am telling you
to stay out of this.
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You're only gonna screw it up
worse than it already is.
Oh, come on!
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No, no, you always
make a big mess
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and then I'm the one
that has to clean it up.
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Wait, are you talking
about Lowell and Bunny,
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or what happened
in the kitchen this morning?
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The kitchen?
What happened
in the kitchen?
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Oh, hey, hey, hey, relax.
The good news is
I think I killed the roach.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Oh.
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Brian?
Hi! Hi, Bunny.
Hi, come on in.
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Lowell said
you wanted to see me.
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Yes, um, sit down, please.
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Would you like some iced tea?
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Oh, that would be nice.
Thanks.
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Here you go.
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That's a, um...
That's a very pretty dress.
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Oh, thank you.
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I don't get a chance
to wear it much.
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I'm on the boat
most of the time,
taking care of the kids.
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BRIAN: Right, right.
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Look, um, about Lowell.
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Uh, is there any way
you could give him
another chance?
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Oh, I don't know.
He's so jealous.
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I know, I know.
He has a problem.
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But when--when you think
about all the problems
he could have but doesn't,
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or does have
and keeps to himself, really,
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being jealous is--is
not the worst thing
in the world.
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I mean,
as a matter of fact,
it kinda proves
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that he--he just really
loves you, you know?
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(SIGHING)
Gee, you sure do
keep it warm in here.
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So the, uh... What?
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It's kinda hot in here,
don't you think?
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Yeah, a little,
I guess, uh...
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Anyway, you know, uh,
I--I really think Lowell,
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uh, deserves a chance
to work this out.
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I mean, he's such a...
He's such a sweet,
well-meaning guy that...
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(SUCKING)
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You know...
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If--If he ever lost you,
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I--I know
that it would just...
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It would crush him,
utterly and, uh...
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I--I think it'd be
rather easy to stay cool
in that dress.
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I don't wear it to stay cool.
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I just love the feel
of the hot sun
on my bare shoulders.
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Yeah, yeah, so do I.
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But then, uh,
couldn't show up to work
wearing just a tie, could I?
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Uh, anyway, uh,
you--you know, Lowell
really loves you, Bunny.
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Uh, did I mention
that he really loves you?
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Well, by cracky,
he does love you.
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And, uh, you know,
sometimes when a man
loves a woman,
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I mean, he just...
He--He can go
crazy sometimes.
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He--He starts to imagine
all sorts of things.
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I mean, the--the thought of
you coming onto another man
is so ridiculous.
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I mean, it's so outside
the realm of possibility
that, really...
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Sorry.
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Brian!
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What the hell's
going on here?
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(STAMMERING)
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It's not my fault!
It's not my fault!
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It's-- It's her fault!
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Now, look, Bunny, uh,
I don't think you understand.
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I called you here
'cause I wanted to
help Lowell.
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Ah, nuts!
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I'm tired of hearing
about Lowell.
I'm tired of being married.
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I'm tired of being stuck out
on that leaky old boat.
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What good are--are these gifts
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that God and Dr. Parkes
have given me
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if--if--if
I don't use them?
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See, I want to break out
and live a little.
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And you're just
the type of guy I'd like
to break out with.
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In fact, you're both
that type of guy.
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You know, uh,
I've always had this fantasy.
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(SCOFFS) Oh, what?
About pilots?
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No, but that--that's
a good one.
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Brothers?
Well, sure, brothers.
But that's not it, either.
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Coworkers.
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Coworkers?
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Yeah, I've always
wanted to make it
with a couple of coworkers.
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Well, uh, Bunny,
I--I'm sorry.
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But that is just
not going to happen.
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Is it, Joe?
No, it's not!
236
00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,840
Yeah! I mean,
it's not gonna happen.
237
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,670
Playing hard to get, huh?
238
00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:39,070
I like that.
239
00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:42,180
If you change your mind,
you know where to find me.
240
00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:44,510
I'm docked out at the pier.
241
00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:49,020
Boom-pa, boom-pa,
boom-pa, boom-pa
242
00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:54,890
That's a catchy
little tune.
243
00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:57,390
What'd I tell you, Brian?
244
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,130
Speech 6, Joe.
No, not Speech 6.
Speech 3.
245
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,000
No, Speech 6.
246
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000
You were right.
You gave me good advice.
247
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,400
I should've listened to you.
It was a mistake for me
to ever get involved.
248
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,810
Yeah, well, it was.
249
00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:13,880
What's Speech 3?
250
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,880
Every Barry Manilow song
is different
251
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,380
and if I can't
tell them apart,
252
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,880
it's because I haven't been
listening closely enough.
253
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,490
Well, that's true, too.
254
00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:30,490
In some, he's happy.
255
00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:33,000
And in others,
he's just ended
a relationship.
256
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,500
But that's not
the point here!
257
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,500
You--You...
It is too late to go back
on this Bunny situation.
258
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:42,300
Now you've gotta tell Lowell
that he was right all along.
His wife is a tramp.
259
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,570
No, hey, I can't
tell Lowell!
260
00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:46,080
I'm the one his wife
was just coming on to.
261
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,280
You have to help me out here.
You have to tell Lowell.
Oh, I knew it! I knew it!
262
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,280
I knew you'd get me
involved in this.
I just knew it!
263
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,950
You can see the future!
That's just one of your many
and abundant gifts, Joe.
264
00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:56,490
Speech 4.
265
00:13:56,490 --> 00:14:00,660
What? Career opportunities
only come to those
who deserve them?
266
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:03,060
Oh, well, what--what is
the one that says,
267
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:06,930
"I'm not bailing you out.
You made your bed,
now you have to sleep in it?"
268
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:10,470
No, there isn't one.
Well, there is now.
269
00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:14,400
Ah, great. Gotta tell Lowell
and learn a new speech.
270
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:23,550
(BRIAN WHISTLING)
So, Brian,
how'd it go with Bunny?
271
00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:25,980
She ready
to take me back?
272
00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:29,590
Uh...
Got a little lipstick
on your collar there, Brian.
273
00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:31,150
Oh, you flyboys!
274
00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:35,520
Uh, listen, Lowell,
you know, uh,
275
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,460
Bunny's got
a lot of good qualities...
276
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,460
Boy, that's a coincidence.
But she's starting to...
277
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:42,970
Who'd have thought
that you and Bunny
would wear the same fragrance?
278
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,470
But I'm sorry,
I interrupted you again.
279
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:46,970
Uh, yeah, well,
what I was starting
to say is that, uh,
280
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,470
Bunny's got a lot
of good qualities
281
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,070
and she's starting to...
Hair's a little
messed up, Brian.
282
00:14:51,070 --> 00:14:54,880
Where do you get
the energy? You dog!
Right.
283
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,880
But--But--But really,
what I was starting
to say is...
284
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,880
Well, that reminds me
of a story. Once when I...
285
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:01,780
No, no. Lowell!
Lowell, listen to me.
286
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:04,290
Bunny has been
coming on to other men.
287
00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:07,360
What?
288
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,730
She came on to me.
289
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,460
Wow.
290
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,460
You--You were right
all along.
291
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:16,970
You weren't
imagining anything.
292
00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:22,240
Now, if--if--if there's
anything I can do.
293
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,770
Nah, I've got some work to do
out there in the hangar.
294
00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:28,740
Hey, listen, Lowell. Lowell,
you wanna talk about it?
295
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:31,210
Okay.
296
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,280
Got to fix a nose strut.
297
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,790
Think the housing
needs to be rewired...
298
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:40,460
No! About Bunny.
299
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:42,460
Oh.
300
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:46,260
Nah, I just feel
like being alone.
301
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,300
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
302
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:56,970
Do you mind if I taste that?
303
00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:59,310
I have a weakness
for the fried foods.
304
00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:00,580
No, go ahead.
305
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,850
This is not bad, huh?
What do you call it?
306
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,620
Fried clams.
307
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:15,960
Where are you going?
308
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,030
I only have about 20 minutes
to get to the hospital.
309
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:22,330
And I have to stop for gas.
310
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,610
I--I--I was just out
in the hangar
looking for Lowell,
311
00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:31,610
and I found
the most curious note.
312
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:35,180
"Leaving my shift early.
Can't get Bunny off my mind.
313
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:37,710
"I'm thinking about
ending it all.
So long. Lowell."
314
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:40,220
Oh, my God. My God.
315
00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:42,720
Oh, you don't think
Lowell would do
something stupid, do you?
316
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,220
ROY: Gee, what are the odds?
317
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:49,190
Hey, uh,
has anyone seen Lowell?
318
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:51,690
'Cause when I flew in,
I could have sworn
I saw him perched
319
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,600
on the steeple
of the Unitarian Church.
320
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,600
Oh, oh, the steeple!
Oh, my God!
321
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,600
No, no, no, no.
What's wrong?
What happened?
322
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,100
You gotta come with me.
Um--Um--Um,
Lowell left this note.
323
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,610
He's very depressed.
We gotta get him down.
Oh, I knew it!
324
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,110
Now, I told you
not to get involved in this,
but did you listen?
325
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:06,610
No!
326
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:12,110
BRIAN: Don't do it, Lowell!
327
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:16,150
Just sit tight!
Joe's on his way up!
328
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:19,660
He's taking his
sweet time about it,
but he is on his way up!
329
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:22,660
JOE: Do you want to do this,
Mr. "I'm afraid of heights"?
330
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:26,160
BRIAN: Uh,
he'll be there, Lowell.
Just hang on, my friend!
331
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,670
Whoa, this is steep.
332
00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:31,970
That's why they call it
a steeple, Joe.
333
00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:39,270
BRIAN:
Don't look down, Joe!
Will you shut up?
334
00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:42,780
Oh, hey,
is that the tone of voice
you're using with Lowell?
335
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:46,920
'Cause if it is,
why don't I just make a big
red "X" on the sidewalk?
336
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:50,490
Lowell, this is crazy.
You shouldn't be up here.
337
00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:53,420
Now I know how
you must feel about Bunny,
but you gotta come down.
338
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,990
No, Joe, not now.
339
00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:58,990
I'm still thinking about
whether or not
I should end it all.
340
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,800
You can't end it all, Lowell.
341
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,630
No matter what has happened,
you can recover from it.
342
00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:06,900
Your--Your future
stretches out as far as
the eye can see.
343
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,900
Oh, cool, I can see
my house from here.
344
00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:13,880
Lowell, can we discuss this
on the ground?
345
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,380
No, Joe.
346
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,380
Still haven't decided
whether I'm gonna
347
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,880
end my marriage
or stay with Bunny.
348
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,490
That's why you're up here?
349
00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:27,990
To decide whether
you're gonna stay with Bunny?
350
00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:29,190
Yeah.
351
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:32,260
This is an excellent place
to clear my head.
352
00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,760
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)
353
00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,770
Yeah, I can see why.
354
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:42,700
Uh, so,
you're not gonna jump?
355
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:46,370
Joe, please.
If I jumped from up here,
I'd kill myself.
356
00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:52,180
Have a seat.
357
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:54,750
BRIAN: Is everything
all right up there?
358
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,250
Yeah, I think so.
Good!
359
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,760
I think I'm gonna
sit in the car.
360
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,260
It's starting to get
a little nippy out here.
361
00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:07,700
So, Lowell,
you've been up here
for quite a while.
362
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,000
You made any decisions?
363
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Well, at first I thought
the only thing I could do
was to end the marriage.
364
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,510
But then I thought
if I could just get over
the jealousy thing
365
00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:24,010
and accept that Bunny
was gonna play around,
366
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:26,010
well, maybe we can
make a go of it.
367
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,650
But then you thought about it
again and realized
that was ridiculous.
368
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,090
I did?
369
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:39,130
Look, I am all for
going that extra mile
to save a troubled marriage,
370
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:42,330
but you at least have to
stand up for yourself.
371
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,900
Now you have got to stop
blaming yourself for this
372
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,670
and put the blame
where it belongs, on her.
373
00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:48,670
You have every right
to be angry.
374
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:53,380
Well, if I get mad,
then Bunny's gonna leave me.
375
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,310
She's already left you,
Lowell.
376
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:00,750
I know, Joe.
377
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,250
I know.
378
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:07,790
Did I ever tell you
about the first time
I met Bunny?
379
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:11,860
She was standing
right down there
at the end of that pier.
380
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,860
Sun on her face,
381
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,860
wind in her hair.
382
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:17,870
She was gutting
a sea bass.
383
00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:24,870
God, was she beautiful!
384
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:31,180
She was the first girl
I ever fell in love with.
385
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,680
I guess deep down
386
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,190
I just find it hard
to believe that
387
00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:41,190
she would've ever done
anything like this to me.
388
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:45,590
All right, Lowell.
389
00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:48,600
If I could give you
absolute proof,
390
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,600
if you could see Bunny
for what she is
with your own two eyes,
391
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,600
would that finally
give you permission
to be angry?
392
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,110
Absolute proof?
393
00:20:58,110 --> 00:20:59,610
Incontrovertible.
394
00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:01,680
Huh?
Absolute.
395
00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:05,510
Yeah, I guess it would.
396
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:07,950
All right, Lowell.
397
00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:12,250
I hate to do this,
but here, look.
398
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:16,130
See that couple down there
in that convertible,
making out in the back seat?
399
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:20,700
Hey, that's Bunny
and Fred Haney.
400
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,700
Boy, that Fred's
a hell of a bowler.
401
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,200
Lowell!
402
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,240
So I should get mad now?
Yes!
403
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:34,510
I see you, Bunny.
And you, too, Fred Haney!
404
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:38,080
Well, you're not gonna
make a fool out of me anymore,
woman! We're through!
405
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,080
You're nothing but a cheap...
406
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,550
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)
407
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,550
And you, too, Fred Haney!
408
00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:46,120
I'm gonna hit you so hard,
your teeth are gonna
go down your throat,
409
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,060
and you're gonna be
smiling out your...
410
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,460
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)
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