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\hNARRATOR: Last season
on Wings.
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W-What're you gonna do?
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I'm gonna do my music
full time.
I'm going to New York.
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Now, Helen, you have not even
thought this thing through.
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No, I haven't,
and that's what feels so good,
Joe.
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Every musician worth his salt
has to take a shot
at New York.
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If I can make it there,
I can make it any...
Well, you know.
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(PLANE ENGINES WHIRRING)
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Please stay.
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I can't.
But thank you for asking.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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(RINGING)
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Hello.
HELEN: Oh, good,
I caught you.
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Uh, I know
it's been a long time,
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and I've been meaning
to call you, but I've just
been so busy and everything.
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Well, this time I decided
to dial the phone
the minute I thought of it.
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I hope that's okay.
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Is that okay?
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Who is this?
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This is Helen.
I thought you'd
recognize my voice.
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Oh, I do. I do.
W-W-Where are you?
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I'm in New York.
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Well, are you okay?
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I mean, it's, uh,
it's 3:30.
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Oh, yeah, I'm...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I woke you up, didn't I?
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No, no.
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So, how's everything?
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Everything's good.
Good.
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And you?
Very good.
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Good.
Must mean everything is...
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Good.
Good.
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You know, comin' to New York
was definitely
the right thing to do.
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You know,
the music, the people,
the atmosphere and energy.
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I just love it.
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I sure miss talkin' to you,
Joe.
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Yeah, it's been a long time.
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Well, um, I'll, uh, let you
get back to sleep.
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(STUTTERING) Good.
No, I mean, uh,
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it was, uh, it was good
talking to you, and, uh,
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thanks for calling and all.
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Sure. Well, uh, bye then.
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Right. Bye.
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Joe? Who was that?
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Nobody you know, honey.
Okay.
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Go back to sleep.
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(SIGHS)
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(SEAGULLS CAWING)
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May I have your attention,
please?
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Sandpiper Air flight 26
from Boston
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will be arriving shortly
through gate number 1.
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Those of you meeting
newcomers to Nantucket
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might want to take them
to our whaling museum
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where you can see
a whale's jawbone
nearly two stories high.
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You'd think
a fish bone that big
would smell bad,
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but it doesn't.
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Lowell, what do you have
in the thermos?
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Oh, it's fresh brewed
coffee, Fay.
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Really? I haven't had
a decent cup of coffee
since Helen left.
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Oh, this is no
ordinary coffee.
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This is a special blend
from a very small plantation
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on the south side
of the Kona coast.
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Sounds wonderful.
Can we try it?
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Oh, my pleasure.
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Yeah, I think
you're gonna enjoy this.
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I examine each bean
individually for color
and texture,
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hand-grind them all,
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and I brew
with only bottled water.
That's the key, of course.
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Oh, sounds as if
you've thought of everything.
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I have.
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(BOTH SPITTING)
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Lowell,
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there are grounds in here.
Your filter must have broken.
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Filter?
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I swear you've got the IQ
of a ripe summer squash.
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Just what
is that supposed to mean?
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Oh, uh, now, now, dear,
I'm sure he meant it
in the best possible way.
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Everyone knows
the squash is the smartest
of all the vegetables.
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Oh, thanks, Roy.
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Okay, okay, so, Father,
what--what you're saying to me
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is that no matter
what I've done my whole life,
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if I confess
all my sins sincerely
at the very last minute,
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I'm home free?
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Well, technically, yes.
Uh-huh.
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But I'd like to think you'd...
That's great.
Thank you very much.
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It's excellent.
Excellent, your Excellency.
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Thank you very much. Hey, Joe!
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Brian, I need, I...
Joe, Joe, I think
I found a loophole
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in this whole
heaven-hell thing.
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Wait till you hear this,
okay?
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Later. Listen,
I really need your advice.
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You want my advice?
You never want my advice.
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This happens to be
a really sensitive issue,
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and you're the only person
I can talk to about this.
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Oh, so you stumbled into
my special area of expertise,
did you?
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My bailiwick, as it were.
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Well, I guess there are
some things you just can't
discuss with just anyone.
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Which is fine, Joe,
that's fine,
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but I--I think I really need
to tell you at the outset
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that I really don't have
the faintest idea
what I'm talking about.
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I heard from Helen
last night.
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You're kidding me.
So, just out of the blue
like that?
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I was as surprised
as you were.
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I... She was, well,
kind of fishing around
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about where
our relationship stood.
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Oh, oh, oh. Wow.
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So, uh, what'd she say
when you told her
about Gail, huh?
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She... She, uh, uh...
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You didn't tell her
about Gail, did you?
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Oh, I was going to.
I really was.
I--I had an opening and...
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But you just
couldn't be honest,
could you, Joe?
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I'm very surprised at you.
That is so... me.
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Brian, please, you are
the only person I can trust.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
All right,
all right, all right.
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Now, Joe, about
this business with Helen.
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You definitely should
tell her about Gail.
She deserves to know.
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Oh, so--so you went
to Fay for advice
over your own brother?
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Well, I...
That's good.
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Well, how do you think
I felt?
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He asked Lowell
before he asked me.
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(PLANE ENGINE WHIRRING)
Lowell?
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Hackett, I've been giving
this Helen problem of yours
some thought.
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Oh, come on!
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What Helen doesn't know
won't hurt her.
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The ignorant broad's
the happy broad.
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Hello, National Organization
for Women?
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I have a man here
who needs to be neutered.
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Now, now, let's not
dismiss Roy too quickly.
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He may just
have a point here.
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No, no, no, that...
I see what's happening now.
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You're just desperate
to find somebody,
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anybody, who'll tell you
that it's okay not to tell
Helen about Gail.
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And that's a bad thing, right?
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Joe, Helen deserves to know.
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Gee, Brian, I was kind of
countin' on you to tell me
to do the weasely thing.
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Any other woman
and I'd be there for you.
You know that.
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But this is Helen.
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Yeah, of course, you're right.
You're right.
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But it--it's a moot point.
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I don't even know
where she is.
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I don't even have her address.
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Oh, I do.
She sent me a birthday card.
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Thanks, Fay.
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Oh, well, I guess I'd better
go in the office right now
and drop her a note.
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No, no, no, no.
Helen deserves to be told
face-to-face.
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I'll tell you what.
I will go with you.
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We can make it
tomorrow afternoon
after the Hyannis run.
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Well, uh, all right.
I guess so.
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Great. It's settled then.
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Yeah, we'll fly to New York,
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we'll drop the hammer on her,
maybe catch a show.
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You know,
make an evening of it.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(CHATTERING)
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BRIAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I'm getting really tired
of walkin' around
lookin' for this address.
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I just want to find Helen,
tell her about me and Gail
and go home.
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Wait, Joe.
Joe, here it is.
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Here it is.
Here's the address
right here.
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This can't be
where Helen works.
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The manager at her building
must have made a mistake.
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No, that was her neighbor.
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The manager was the guy
hosing the chalk outline
off the front steps.
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Girls! Nude girls!
Totally nude girls!
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Gee, my three
favorite things.
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There's no way
that Helen would work
in a place like this.
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Of course not!
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I'll tell you what.
Why don't we just go inside,
sit down,
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and berate ourselves
for even thinking
such a thing.
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Well, I could use a soda.
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That's it, son. Go on in.
Don't be shy.
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(CHUCKLES)
"Totally Nude Nudes".
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I mean, that--that--that's
the stupidest sign
I ever...
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What--What the hell
is a nude nude?
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I just found out. Hurry.
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(CROWD HOOTING)
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You know, I think
I figured out why
they have naked women in here.
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So you don't notice
how really scuzzy
this place is.
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Are you kiddin'?
I'm thinkin' of doin'
my room over like this.
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Excuse me, Ma'am.
Uh, we'd like a couple
of drinks, please.
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Sure, boys,
comin' right up.
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(SCREAMS)
Oh!
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Helen?
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Joe! Brian!
What're you doing here?
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We came here to see you.
And see you we have.
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Oh, I knew
I shouldn't have called you.
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Helen, I don't get it.
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On--On the phone
you said everything
was goin' so well and...
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What? It is.
Everything's fine.
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But this place is a--a--a...
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I mean, couldn't--couldn't
you find a job
playing your cello?
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Well, as a matter of fact,
I had a job just last month.
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I was the sound
of headache pain
in an aspirin commercial.
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God, Helen, I...
It just...
It really kills me
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to see you
workin' in a place like this.
Got any singles, Joe?
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Look, Helen, I--I--I know
that the music business
is tough,
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but surely you could've...
You--You could have, uh...
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Could have what?
Huh?
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Oh--Oh, you--you
could have found a job
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in a better place
than this rat-hole.
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This place is a dive!
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Couldn't agree more.
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It's not that bad.
I mean, the tips are great,
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and the girls are pretty nice,
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and I meet
a lot of interesting people
from out of town.
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Yeah, but, Helen,
what about your dream?
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You were going to be
a concert musician.
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Well, Joe,
I got an offer from
the New York Philharmonic,
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but I figured
it'd be more fulfilling
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to hawk drinks
in a skin palace.
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Helen...
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Joe, success does not happen
overnight. It takes time.
You know?
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I--I'm fine. I really am.
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I'm happy.
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Well, if you're happy,
I'm happy.
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Look, Helen, the, uh,
the real reason I came here...
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Look at me, Joe,
I'm not happy at all!
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I came here
to make beautiful music
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and I am servin' boilermakers
in hot pants.
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I'm a mess. I'm broke.
And I hate it here.
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I just called you
because I was desperate
for a friendly voice.
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Oh, Helen, it's all right.
It's okay, Helen. Everything's
going to be all right.
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Oh, Joe,
I'm too embarrassed
to go home.
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I--I just can't face anybody.
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MAN: Hey, sweetcakes,
how about some service
over here?
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Uh, I don't work here,
and don't call me sweetcakes.
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How did you wind up here?
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I don't know.
I met a flutist
at an audition
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and she told me
about this place.
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MAN: I'm gettin' thirsty!
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Try keepin'
some of that saliva
in your mouth, buddy.
234
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,490
Look, Helen,
you can't stay here.
235
00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,860
You've gotta just
chalk this up to experience
236
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,760
and come home with us
where you belong.
237
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,460
Helen, he's right.
Everybody wants to see you
back behind the lunch counter,
238
00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,800
especially wearing
those fishnet stockings.
239
00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:12,570
What about you, Joe?
Do you-- Do you want me
to come back?
240
00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:16,510
Are you kiddin'?
Didn't I just say that?
241
00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:19,350
MAN: Hey,
how about some service?
242
00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:22,980
I'd better go
take care of him.
243
00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,890
MAN: Come on, honey. Move it!
244
00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:27,690
All right, all right!
Keep your pants on!
245
00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:29,290
And I mean that literally.
246
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,630
(CLEARS THROAT)
247
00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,700
Now, Joe, I--I know
you just told Helen
248
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,300
that you wanted her
to come back,
249
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:38,900
and it's true,
I have been a tad distracted,
but...
250
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:44,140
I'd almost swear
that Gail's name
hasn't come up once.
251
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:46,540
Brian, you know
how proud Helen is.
If I tell her about Gail now,
252
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,140
she'll never leave
this hellhole.
253
00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,650
I'll tell her
when we get back
to Nantucket.
254
00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:53,120
That's a good idea,
and when you're through,
255
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,120
send my clothes
and forward my mail.
256
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,320
I'm staying here.
257
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:05,790
Hey, everybody, we brought
back a surprise from New York.
258
00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:08,600
Oh, I hope it's not
another Cats T-shirt.
259
00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:11,300
Ta-da!
260
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,870
(ALL CLAMORING)
261
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,040
(HELEN WHISTLES)
262
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,210
All right, all right,
all right
263
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,880
I've got
an announcement to make.
264
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,650
(PLANE ENGINE WHIRRING)
And I'm only
gonna say this once.
265
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:29,920
New York sucked.
266
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,390
It was terrible.
My life was terrible.
My job was terrible.
267
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:35,190
I lived in a terrible
rat-infested
apartment building.
268
00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:37,590
It was the absolute low point
of my existence,
269
00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:41,660
and I don't want to ever,
ever, ever, ever talk
about that city again.
270
00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,670
Okay, any questions?
271
00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:46,870
Did you see
any good shows?
272
00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:55,310
The only show I saw was a man
peeing on 42nd Street.
273
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:59,410
Is that the new
Andrew Lloyd Webber musical?
274
00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:05,020
No, but if anyone
could put it to music,
he could.
275
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:08,720
Helen, uh,
now that you're back,
276
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,730
does this mean
I don't get to use
your jeep anymore?
277
00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:12,490
Yes, it does, Lowell.
278
00:15:12,930 --> 00:15:14,930
All right, I'm gonna go get it
gassed up and bring it around
back for you.
279
00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:16,500
Thanks.
280
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,770
Uh, by the way, when you
lent it to me, did it smell
like a dead sea otter?
281
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,340
No.
282
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:31,210
It's like I never left.
God, it's good to be back.
283
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,220
Thanks, Joe.
You really saved my life.
284
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,250
Hi, Joe.
285
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,920
Hi, honey.
286
00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:42,930
Thought I'd surprise you.
287
00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:44,590
He sure looks surprised.
288
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,700
Joe?
289
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,870
Uh, oh, oh, right!
That reminds me.
290
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,040
Uh, uh...
291
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:57,940
Joe?
Uh, guess...
I... You... We...
292
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,640
Could you excuse me
for just one minute, Gail?
293
00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:04,710
Did I come at a bad time?
294
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,850
I don't know. I'll go check.
295
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,290
Helen, I--I...
No. Me first.
296
00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:13,290
Fair enough. Go ahead.
297
00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:14,490
(GRUNTS)
298
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:16,730
Your turn.
299
00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:18,390
(SQUEALING)
300
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:24,100
Oh, come on.
I pulled that punch.
Go ahead. Talk.
301
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,570
(GROANING)
302
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:30,070
All right, I'll fill in
until you gather your senses.
Who the hell was that?
303
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:31,710
Someone I've been dating.
304
00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:33,740
Well, I assumed from
the way you two kissed
305
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,140
she wasn't lookin'
for a piece of lost luggage.
306
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:39,510
Unless, of course, she lost it
halfway down your throat.
307
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,250
Helen, I...
308
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,620
Why didn't you tell me
about her, Joe?
309
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:45,090
I knew if I did, you never
would've left New York.
310
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,760
Oh, so let me
get this straight.
311
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,760
You let me make
a major life decision
312
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,130
without confusing me
with the facts?
313
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:54,000
I was going to tell you.
I was just waiting for
the perfect time and place.
314
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,870
Rush hour
in a crowded airport?
Excellent choice.
315
00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:02,500
I can't believe it!
I left my life in New York
for this!
316
00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:04,810
Oh, come on. What life?
You were miserable.
317
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:06,410
Oh, I'm much better now.
318
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,610
You told me you loved me.
319
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,280
Yeah,
you're damn right I did.
320
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,890
And as I recall, you responded
by getting on a plane
and leaving town.
321
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,350
Now, how do you think
that made me feel?
322
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,650
No, I told you I loved you,
too.
323
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:23,330
Gee, maybe I forgot that
in the ten months
that I didn't hear from you.
324
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:26,530
It was hard enough leaving.
I knew that if I heard
your voice,
325
00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:28,760
that I would just come
running back.
326
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,030
Well, I didn't know that.
As far as I was concerned,
327
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:33,900
our relationship ended
right out there
on that runway!
328
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:39,340
Don't you people have lives?
329
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:40,580
ROY: Sort of. Yeah, sorry.
330
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,220
So, who is she?
331
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:55,020
Her name is Gail Scott.
We met a few months ago.
332
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:58,230
She's a freelance writer
from Washington, D.C.
333
00:17:58,230 --> 00:18:00,230
And she has a house
on Nantucket.
334
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,130
Are you serious about her?
335
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,700
Yeah, I think so.
336
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:08,570
(SIGHS)
337
00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:12,910
So what's so great about her,
anyway? And looks don't count.
338
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,880
Well, for one thing
she's nice.
And she's nice to me.
339
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,510
And she doesn't hit.
340
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,520
(DOOR OPENING)
341
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,050
Sorry to interrupt.
It's Helen, right?
342
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:29,020
I'm Gail Scott.
It's nice to meet you.
343
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,200
Fay just told me
who you were
and I thought,
344
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,270
"That poor woman. This must be
a really incredibly awkward
situation for her."
345
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:44,510
So I thought I'd just come in
and see if I could help
put you at ease.
346
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,950
Oh, thank you.
347
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,080
Joe's told me
everything about you two.
348
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,390
Everything?
349
00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:02,060
Yes. I--I know
how close you two were
350
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,460
and I understand.
I'm fine with it.
351
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,930
She really is.
352
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:15,140
So, um, we've decided
to be adult about this.
353
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,440
You know what
Joe always says,
354
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,240
honesty is the cornerstone
of every good relationship.
355
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,980
Oh, but look
who I'm telling.
356
00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:27,950
Well, I'll let
you two catch up.
357
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:30,080
I'll see you
for dinner tonight, Joey.
358
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,760
You know,
the three of us really need
to get together sometime.
359
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,560
Well, bye.
360
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,100
(SIGHS)
I hate her.
361
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,170
Helen, I--I don't know...
No, listen,
don't say anything.
362
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:51,010
There's nothin' to talk about.
It's over. You win.
363
00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:53,410
Helen, it isn't a contest.
364
00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:56,610
It isn't? Well,
let's check the scoreboard.
365
00:19:56,610 --> 00:20:00,820
You have a career,
a relationship, all in all
a pretty good setup.
366
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:06,020
I have no relationship,
no career, no money,
367
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:09,630
no life, and apparently my car
smells like a dead sea otter.
368
00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:13,230
Helen, I'm sorry.
369
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:17,700
You may say that.
You may even believe that.
370
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,900
But the reality
of the situation is
when I walk out that door,
371
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,910
your troubles are over,
but mine are just beginning.
And that's not fair.
372
00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:28,910
But there's nothin' I can do
to even the score.
373
00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:30,010
Helen...
374
00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:33,380
(PLANE ENGINE WHIRRING)
Helen!
375
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,690
So, how'd it go?
376
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,050
Not well.
377
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:41,490
Ah, you know Helen.
She'll get over it.
378
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:45,490
I mean, she starts out hot
and then eventually
she'll just go home,
379
00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:48,260
break a little crockery,
eat a wheel of cheese,
380
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,700
and in the long run,
everything'll be fine.
381
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,700
In the long run, yeah.
What about the short run?
382
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,970
Oh, the short run'll kill ya
every time.
383
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:56,540
(CAR APPROACHING)
384
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,540
JOE: What the...
385
00:20:58,540 --> 00:20:59,840
(TIRES SQUEALING)
386
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,240
Helen?
387
00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:07,120
(ENGINE REVVING)
388
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:11,320
Helen, you know
I don't allow cars in here.
She knows I don't.
389
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,350
(TIRES SQUEALING)
390
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:37,680
I don't know about you,
but, uh, I feel better.
391
00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:47,590
My lunch was in there.
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