Original subtitles

Are ya ready, kids?

Aye-aye, Captain!

I can't hear you!

Aye-aye, Captain!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! -Ready?

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

Argh!

Huh?

Ugh, I am so hungry

and incapable of doing anything for myself!

You're in luck, my slovenly friend!

While you sit there wallowing in your filth,

you can let the Krusty Krab make and deliver your meal for ya!

If your food isn't in your hands in ten minutes or less,

it's f-f-f...

Pssst!

The line is, "Free."

Yeah, what he said.

Thank you, Krusty Krab!

You're welcome!

Where's me money?

Little did they know their Krusty commercial

would reach the ignoble eyes of...

the League of E.V.I.L.!

Mmm! I love those greasy Krabby Patties!

Yeah, but I hate paying for things!

Well, if I don't get

my afternoon snackies,

I'm gonna throw a tantrum!

You're right! This calls for a deliciously diabolical scheme.

Whoop!

We place our order with the Krusty Krab,

then use our powers of evil

to ensure the delivery boy is late!

Then we get a free lunch!

Laugh with me, villains! Laugh!

Shh, shh!

- Krusty Krab! - Hello?

I'd like five Krabby Combos, extra Krusty sauce...

Hey!

Oh. Make that four and a Pipsqueak Patty kid's meal.

- Make it out to... - Man Ray!

Deliver to League of E.V.I.L. secret hideout,

Ominous Alley, behind the gas station. Thank you!

- No, thank-- - Villains!

Battle stations!

Meanwhile!

Now remember, SpongeBob, this delivery's gotta be quick,

and you gotta put it directly in the customer's hand.

I ain't givin' out no free meals!

Aye-aye, sir!

Uh, but...

Think I'll have time for the villains

to sign my comic book?

Just get in the cannon.

Whoosh!

Pull!

Slam!

Huh?

"Secret entrance." Sounds villainous!

This must be the place!

Huh?

Uh-oh.

- Oh. Wait a second. - Thinking quickly,

SpongeBob reached for his hydrodynamic spatula

with port and starboard attachments!

Eight minutes to spare!

This'll be a walk in the park.

Eh... I mean, cave.

Whattaya want, bub?

Krusty delivery!

Hey, I know you!

- You're... - Helen the Felon!

The trouble-making tyke!

That's right.

And I'm giving you a time-out!

B-But I'm making a delivery!

And Mr. Krabs says I have to put it right in your hand!

Not my hand.

Man Ray's hand!

You're gonna have to open this door if you wanna get to him.

Okay!

Huh?

Yah!

Whoa!

Give up the bag, buddy boy!

You'll never make it to Man Ray on time!

Never!

Too weak to turn knob...

I'll use my patty flipping hand!

Huh? No fair! That's cheatin'!

Whoa!

Concussed!

Sorry about that.

Say, can I get your autograph?

Of course!

Gee, thanks!

Six minutes to spare.

Krusty delivery!

Huh?

I can't believe it! That's...

Jumbo Shrimp!

The biggest name in bad behavior!

And just where do you think you're going, small fry?

K-Krusty delivery... for Man Ray?

If you wanna get to him, you'll have to go through me!

No! Please!

Huh?

Puny!

You look bigger in the comics.

Do you think you could sign this for me?

Oh, gladly.

So, uh, you're a fan?

Oh... Huge!

Wait!

I'm not done with you, little guy!

Get back here!

Four minutes! Better hurry!

Where am I?

I... must have taken a wrong turn.

You certainly did, you simpleminded sponge!

Prepare to be ensnared by the--

The Dirty Bubble! Ooh! Can I get your autograph?

No! N-no, wait!

- Not again! - Pop!

Dirty Bubble.

Hmm. Now where's Man Ray?

Um...

K-Krusty d-delivery!

Hmm?

I should have known!

It's, uh... It's, uh...

Eh?

Sub-Marinara!

The maniacal meatball sub!

No matter.

I could never be defeated by food.

I am a... fry cook!

Saucy!

Oh!

Breaded!

Oh, no!

I've been defeated by food!

Oh, no! This sinister spuccadella is preparing

to marinate our hero in his famous extra spicy

molten arrabbiata sauce!

How will SpongeBob escape this harrowing hoagie?

Oh, don't worry, Mr. Narrator, I know what to do!

Well, then do it!

Looks like I filled up on bread!

Now to wrap up the leftovers.

Will you sign this for me?

Uh... thanks.

Looks like you've been foiled again!

Extra fresh!

While I wait for my delivery,

I might as well kill some time!

The Tremendous Trunk!

The elephant seal whose nose knows all!

Let me go, Man Ray!

I've already sniffed out your evil deeds!

The only thing you'll be sniffing...

is this stinky cheese!

No! Not Limburger!

I have children!

Krusty delivery!

And with ten seconds to spare.

Ooh, my lunch order.

Well, go ahead and put it in my hand.

Oops!

Yes! Delivery complete!

Yes, but it was...

one second late!

Overdue!

That means...

...our meal...

...is free!

Laugh at him, villains!

Laugh!

Hey, kid!

A little help here?

Oh, hi, Tremendous Trunk.

Sure, I'll free you.

Ha-ha!

Can I have your autograph?

Here you go!

But listen, pal, you helped me, so I'll help you!

With the prodigious power

of his potent proboscis...

...The Tremendous Trunk sneezed SpongeBob

back through time itself!

One minute and seven seconds earlier!

Huh? Oof!

Krusty delivery... delivered!

Aw...

- That'll be $12. - Uh, well, you see...

The League of E.V.I.L. is actually broke.

Turns out crime doesn't pay.

Oh. Well, that's okay.

I'll cover it!

Ooh! Thanks for the tip!

Sign here, please.

Thank you, evil villains!

No! Thank you, SpongeBob!

Ah-choo!

Gesundheit!

Thanks.

End!

Huh?

Get away from me money!

Daddy! Daddy!

I finally figured out what you can get me

for my birthday next week!

I found the perfect boat for you to buy me!

Boat?

I never said I'd buy you a birthday boat!

Pearl!

If you stop playing that earsplitting music,

I'll buy you a new boat for your birthday!

You're not recording me, are ya?

It's the only boat for me and it's only 10,000 clams!

T-t-t-t-ten!

Th-th-th-thousand?

Gonna get a new boat! I'm not bratty!

A birthday boat! From my daddy!

Me and my big mouth!

There it is, SpongeBob, me daughter's birthday boat!

I love it!

Not the brochure!

Oooh!

Nice fixer-upper,

but why didn't you just buy a new boat?

Because I'm not paying 10,000 clams for a new boat.

You're gonna help me fix up thisboat

so it's as good as the brochure boat!

Me Pearl will never know the difference.

This may take a while.

One "a while" later...

Zow-ie!

This boat looks like it costs a million clams!

Well, at least on the outside.

Now we just gotta find an engine before Pearl wakes up.

My birthday!

We gotta hide!

Pearl's a-coming, boy-o!

Yow!

Gonna get a new boat! I'm not bratty!

A birthday boat! From my daddy!

B-O-A-T!

Boat?

It's the boat that I wanted!

I love my daddy!

I'll take a test drive! That's the stuff!

I'll be back before Daddy wakes up!

She can't drive a boat with no engine.

-Hey, Pearl! -Quiet!

She can't find out this is a piece of junk!

Well, how will we do that?

Fake it! We'llbe the engine!

Uh...

Vroom, vroom!

Let's open her up and see what this baby can do!

Boy-Bob, me sponge...

You're on axle duty!

Aye-Aye, Cap'n!

- Ooh! A navigation system! - Ow!

What's the quickest route to Bikini Bottom High School?

I want to pick up my friends!

Friends?

I don't want any greasy teenagers in this boat!

-What? -Uh, I mean...

Turn left at the intersection. Bing!

Honk-honk!

Cool boat, Pearl!

Quit gawking, girls, and hop in!

Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!

Pearl! Let's have some music!

What? SpongeBob!

Start singing!

My ears! Ugh! Shut it off!

Whoa!

I hope they didn't crack my shell open!

Oof! Hit the brakes, boy-o!

Hey, nice wheels, Pearl.

I never thought an old skinflint like your dad

would buy you a boat!

Who's this hoodlum calling old?

Take a hike, Sharkface!

Unless you want a shark race?

Ooh!

A cheerleader race, huh?

Hold on to your pom-poms!

Ra-ra-ra!

R-r-r-race?

Oh no!

A race?

Oh yes!

Take a break, SpongeBob.

This pompadoured punk is mine!

Mr. Krabs, don't you think we should slow down a little?

We can't slow down now!

I got this snot-nose right where I want him!

Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!

Sink your teeth into those!

Oh, the agony of defeat!

That's it, boy-o! I need all your legs!

As fast as you can grow 'em!

Ooh! I smell a plan!

Go get 'em, boat! Sic 'em!

Cheerleaders should stay on their astro-turf

and off the road!

You seem to have dropped these.

Mommy!

My heart is racing faster than those sharks!

I want more excitement!

More thrills!

More vehicular mayhem!

Yeah, like a demolition derby!

What?

Yeah, like a demolition derby!

Who said that? That's a great idea!

My boat is invincible!

Hello, boys!

Pearl, Pearl! She's our whale!

She is much too big to fail!

Go, Pearl!

Here's my Pearl Girl Twirl Hurl!

If we don't get out of here, Pearl's gonna get us killed!

How about a Blowhole Blast!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!

Whoo-hoo!

What a rush!

I'm a demolition whale, baby!

Oh, no!

What did I do to my new boat?

Daddy's gonna kill me!

Uh-oh, that doesn't sound good.

Sounds like my dad in the bathroom.

Yeah, sounds to me like

your engine is dying a slow, agonizing death.

Let's get it on the lift and fix 'er up.

Oh, thank you!

Ah-ha!

Well, young lady, I found the trouble...

You got two knuckleheads

instead of an engine!

Daddy?

What are you doing hiding inside of my boat?

I just wanted to build you

a special boat for your birthday!

Tell her, SpongeBob!

Ooh, yeah! I remember!

Mr. Krabs said...

I'm not payin' 10,000 clams for a new boat!

Pearl will never know the difference!

Never mind!

Listen to me, Pearl, I think what we have here

is simply a failure to commiserate!

I've heard enough from you, Daddy!

You tried to cheap out like always,

and gift me a piece of junk for my birthday!

Well, when you say it like that it sounds bad, yeah...

Ooh!

I see the real trouble now.

You got a credit card in your pocket that needs charging!

And I'm gonna charge a new boat on it!

Ha! Maybe two!

I just happen to have two new boats for sale right here!

But they're very expensive.

Wait, wait, wait, no! Wait!

I got two boats! I'm not bratty!

I got two boats to spite my daddy!