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Are ya ready, kids?
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Aye-aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you!
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Aye-aye, Captain!
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
-Ready?
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ SpongeBob
SquarePants ♪
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Argh!
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Wake up, Gary!
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It's time for
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Bikini Bottom News
with Perch Perkins.
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Oh, good thinking, Gary.
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The news can be
pretty topsy-turvy.
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Meow.
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Good evening, Bikini Bottom.
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In tonight's top story,
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a local squirrel got stuck
in a well.
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Help! Get me outta here, y'all!
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Must be embarrassing
for whoever that is.
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But first, radical changes
in machine intelligence
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were made today when a local
squirrel got stuck in a well!
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Ow!
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Yee-haw!
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Looks like we won't be needing
those lazy firemen anymore!
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Huh?
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This just in!
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Local TV news reporter
Perch Perkins
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has been fired!
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-Fired?
-Meow?
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Fired?
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The long-time local
news veteran
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is being replaced by the
latest in reporting technology,
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Newsbot 2000,
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effective immediately.
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Yes. Thank you, Perch.
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You can't do this to me.
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We here at Bikini Bottom News
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salute you for
your years of service.
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Sorry, sir.
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We can't let you leave
with any company property.
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Can't I at least keep the box?
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Of course.
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But the hair belongs
to the studio.
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That wasn't a toupee.
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This is terrible!
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A robot could never replace
someone like Perch
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in our hearts!
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I won't stand for this!
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I'm gonna give that news studio
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a piece of my mind!
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We want Perch!
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We want Perch!
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Bring back Perch!
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Pardon me, sir.
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Would you care to tell
the folks back home more
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about your protest?
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Oh, of course!
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You see, Perch Perkins
is my favorite newsman
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in the whole ocean
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and--uh. Wait a second.
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Perch?
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Is that you?
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No loitering!
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As a fan of Perch Perkins,
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what do you think
about a robot taking his job?
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You can't just replace someone
with a machine!
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Pat-tron, take over
this protest for me.
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Perch! Come back!
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We need you!
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Oh, no.
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Old Reporters Row!
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Where TV reporters
finish out their off-air years.
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Low of 55. High of 72.
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Out top stories--
Back to you, Bob.
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Perch!
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You don't belong here!
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Do you trust
your breakfast cereal?
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Is King Neptune's crown
too small?
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Babies: for or against?
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Here's a burning story.
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This reporter's stash of
old magazines is running low.
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Perch? Thank goodness!
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We have to get you outta here!
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Why bother?
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The only thing I know
how to do is hold a microphone.
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And Newsbot has
that all sewn up.
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Who else would hire me?
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There's lots of places that
can use a fish of your talents.
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Come on. I'll show ya.
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Barg'n-Mart?
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Hmm.
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I suppose we could use someone
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to make in-store announcements.
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Welcome aboard!
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Huh?
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Uh... Attention,
Barg'n-Mart shoppers.
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Cheese is on sale
in the dairy aisle.
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Wow!
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And fresh flowers are marked
down in the floral department!
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Perch Perkins. Aisle Seven News.
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Can you tell us
what happened here?
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Well, Perch.
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I was procuring my pickles
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when I noticed my palms
had grown quite dewy.
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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Alas, my realization
came too late!
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My hands,
slickened from exertion,
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could not hold on
to their briny bounty!
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A heart-wrenching tale.
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Perkins!
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You're supposed
to call for a clean up!
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Not interview the mess maker!
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Look at all
these injured customers!
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My pickled leg!
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You're fired!
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Perch!
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That's okay.
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I lined up another job for ya.
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Oh.
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Luckily, I know a guy here.
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Perch. Hey!
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Welcome to the Krusty Krab!
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Always good to have
a former celebrity on the team.
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Thank you?
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SpongeBob said you're good
on the microphone.
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So, I'm putting you
on drive-through duty!
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Hehe. Haven't used it
in a couple of years.
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Okay. Start making me
some money.
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Larry wants to order
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a Krabby Patty.
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Would you like fries with that?
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-Sure! Why not?
-Oh.
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Would you like to upgrade
to a Krabby Combo
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and get a small soda?
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Uh, okay?
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Would you like
to explain why your gym
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has been hit
with 15 health code violations
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- this month?
- Uh.
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Uh, Larry's a busy lobster,
you know.
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Several hard-hitting
hours later...
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Larry just wanted to work out.
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He didn't mean for all those
people to get athlete's shell!
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Perkins!
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Let me guess.
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You're firing me?
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Here's the scoop: Yes!
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Perch,
where are you going?
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Back to Old Reporter Row
where I belong.
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Oh, no. We're not giving up yet!
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If you're no good
at anything else,
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then you'll just have
to report the news again.
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But how?
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Don't you worry.
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I've got a plan.
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Please take Perch back!
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You have to!
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Wah!
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Hmm, as the manager
of this news network,
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give me one good reason
why I should.
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Because Perch Perkins
can out-report
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your dumb old Newsbot
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anytime, anywhere!
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Ha. I'd like to see him try.
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Good. Then you will.
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SpongeBob, I can't
out-report him.
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The guy's a machine.
Literally.
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I believe in you, Perch Perkins.
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Okay.
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It is on.
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It's a news-off!
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You know the rules.
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Whoever reports the most news
in the time allowed,
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wins.
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On your mark.
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Get set.
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News!
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Oh, the huge manatee!
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A simple news-off
turned ugly today when--
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Breaking news!
A pile-up has left
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multiple boats mangled
beyond recognition!
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This just in!
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A towering inferno
in downtown Bikini Bottom!
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News flash!
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A tidal wave is headed
straight for the city!
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And this reporter has
an exclusive interview!
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Mr. Wave, why are you
doing this?
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Grr!
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Time to turn the news
up a notch!
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Bikini Bottom streets
pocked with potholes!
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Scoop!
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Who keeps tipping over
our old ladies?
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News flash!
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The bridge to Shell City
has collapsed!
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My leg!
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Exclusive!
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There's no way anyone could
report that much news.
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Unless...
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Come on, SpongeBob!
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Mysterious rash
covers beach goers!
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Bikini Bottom bank robbed!
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Vandals strike
local fast food restaurant!
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Argh!
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We interrupt
this onslaught of news
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to bring you a special report.
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Local news robot, Newsbot,
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has been causing
the very stories he reports on!
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He destroys the bridges!
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He robs the banks!
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He tips over the old ladies!
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And right now,
he is cutting the brakes
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on this bus full
of adorable baby snails!
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Excuse me, Newsbot.
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Care to comment on your crimes?
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Uh-uh--This isn't
what it looks like!
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It looks like you
ran out of news
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so you made your own.
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I--uh--
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So, which came first?
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The news story or the reporter?
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N-news! R-reporter! Old ladies!
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Exploding boats-- My face!
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For more, let's go to our man
on the street.
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Newsbot.
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Report! Report! Report! Report!
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Explode!
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Congratulations, Perch.
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Looks like you are un-fired!
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Hooray! You did it!
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Here's your news hair back!
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This just in.
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Gary!
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Gary!
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Gary!
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Gary!
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-Meow.
-Gary?
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Where are you, Gere-bear?
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Meow.
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-Meow.
-Gary!
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Gary!
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How did you get up there,
you silly snail?
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Come on. Jump!
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Jumpity-jump-jump-jump!
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Meow.
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Huh.
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"In case of pet in tree,
pull down."
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All right.
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Did someone call
the fire department?
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Wow.
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Step aside, citizen.
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Ladder. First aid. Blanket.
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Let's hustle, people. Hustle!
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Okay.
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Here I come.
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Yeah.
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You're safe now, sonny.
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Almost there.
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Meow. Meow.
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Thank you for rescuing
my little Gare bear.
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Hey, Larry.
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I'd like to be a firefighter.
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Can I be one, please?
Can I please?
273
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,068
Sorry, SpongeBob.
274
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:28,862
There are no openings
at this time.
275
00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:37,655
I think I shattered
my skeleton.
276
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,034
Again.
277
00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,965
Ooh. I may regret this
278
00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:48,482
but it looks like
we do have an opening.
279
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,965
See you at the firehouse,
I guess.
280
00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:53,034
The next day.
281
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,310
Gahhoydin!
282
00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,137
You okay there, SpongeBob?
283
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,482
Oh, yeah. Haha.
Reporting for duty!
284
00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:06,862
Meow. Meow--
285
00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:12,206
I brought my own snail-mation!
286
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,896
Okay.
287
00:14:14,034 --> 00:14:16,241
Well, welcome
to the Bikini Bottom
288
00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:18,275
Volunteer Fire Department!
289
00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:21,034
Oh, yeah! Where's the fire?
Where's the fire?
290
00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:23,413
I'm gonna fight it!
I'm gonna fight it!
291
00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:24,655
Where is it? Where? Where?
292
00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,344
Yep. I'm regretting it.
293
00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:30,862
Here we keep the hoses
that extinguish the fires.
294
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:35,379
Well, they sure extinguished
my thirst!
295
00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:38,758
Upstairs.
296
00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:43,413
This is the bunk room
where we rest up between fires.
297
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:45,689
Ooh! Should I pick a bunk?
298
00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:48,965
No, too soft.
Too hard.
299
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,862
Tutu?
300
00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,758
Too lumpy. Whoa.
301
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:56,034
Patrick!
302
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:58,586
I'm gonna start fires!
303
00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:02,448
Put out fires.
We put out fires.
304
00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:04,620
If you say so.
305
00:15:04,689 --> 00:15:07,620
Rookie,
meet your fellow volunteer,
306
00:15:07,758 --> 00:15:09,551
Charmed, I'm sure.
307
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:12,137
My pleasure. You look familiar.
308
00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:13,896
Hey! What's that?
309
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,379
The First Fire?
310
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,689
Wow!
311
00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:21,206
Is this the first fire
in the history of forever?
312
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:25,103
No. It's the first fire
we ever got called to.
313
00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:26,793
We keep it as a memento.
314
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,137
Hey! Fire poles!
315
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:32,862
Wow! Can we slide
down the poles?
316
00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:35,241
Hold on there, greenhorns.
317
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,655
You need to learn
which one to use.
318
00:15:37,758 --> 00:15:39,793
This is the pole
to the fire boat.
319
00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:41,827
This one's to the kitchen.
320
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,275
It's slippery.
321
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,034
It's buttered.
322
00:15:46,482 --> 00:15:48,379
This pole goes to the bathroom.
323
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,310
That's my ride.
324
00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:54,689
Ooh. Where does this pole go?
325
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:56,724
Oh, that one's the mystery pole.
326
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:59,827
It never goes
to the same place twice.
327
00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:01,620
I love a mystery!
328
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,482
-Yay!
-No! Wait!
329
00:16:11,862 --> 00:16:13,379
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
330
00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:15,620
How do you stop
this crazy thing?
331
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,379
Hit the brakes!
332
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:27,000
No! No! Huh?
333
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:39,724
Do you still love a mystery?
334
00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:42,896
Not so much these days.
335
00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:45,413
All right. Line up!
336
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,448
Squidward!
337
00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:49,344
You volunteered too?
338
00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:51,586
Not me. Mr. Krabs.
339
00:16:51,689 --> 00:16:54,344
He was court-mandated for this
340
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,448
but sent me in his stead.
341
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:57,620
I'm a proxy.
342
00:16:57,689 --> 00:17:01,448
Ooh. Hi, proxy.
I'm boxy.
343
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,275
I'm foxy.
344
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:06,000
Well, then I'm an escapee.
345
00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:08,586
All right. Listen up!
346
00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:10,551
This is the training area.
347
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,862
The reason why
there are three of you
348
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,241
is because one Old Man Walker
349
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:17,000
is worth three good men.
350
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,448
And I couldn't find
three good men
351
00:17:19,586 --> 00:17:24,103
so I got you...
352
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:30,758
Your training starts now!
353
00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:33,103
And hopefully ends
at some point.
354
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:35,758
First up, fire hose skills.
355
00:17:35,862 --> 00:17:41,413
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
356
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:43,931
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
357
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,896
Help! Fire!
358
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,965
Someone save my baby!
359
00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:57,931
We'll save your baby!
360
00:17:58,068 --> 00:18:01,068
Careful, SpongeBob. Slowly.
361
00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:05,551
Save my baby!
362
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:12,344
- Mama!
- What she said!
363
00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:18,344
Oh.
364
00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:20,310
I saved the baby, chief.
365
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:22,137
And what about the mother?
366
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:23,724
The-the mother?
367
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,275
The mother!
368
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,827
Congratulations, men.
369
00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:35,482
You passed your training.
370
00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:37,448
-Yeah!
-Woohoo!
371
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:38,758
Kill me now.
372
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,965
You're all
volunteer firefighters.
373
00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:44,103
Huzzah.
374
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,655
Huh?
375
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,862
Sorry, Squidward. We're out of
fire helmets and walkie talkies.
376
00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,137
But, um...
377
00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:52,931
Here's some stuff left over
from our last party.
378
00:18:58,034 --> 00:19:00,103
Another pet in a tree?
379
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,000
I've got better things to do.
380
00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:04,206
Like sleep. Hmm?
381
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:05,482
Look alive, men!
382
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:08,034
You've got your
very first assignment!
383
00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:18,241
It's Spot!
He's stuck in the tree!
384
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,862
Wow.
385
00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:28,103
What was I thinking?
It's SpongeBob!
386
00:19:28,241 --> 00:19:30,689
Never mind. Sorry to bother you.
387
00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:32,172
He can stay in the tree.
388
00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:34,068
Step aside, citizen.
389
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,896
Ladder. First aid. Blanket!
390
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Hustle, people!
391
00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:50,137
Yeah, this is firefighter
SpongeBob to Chief Larry.
392
00:19:50,241 --> 00:19:53,827
The rescue subject just
regurgitated all over Patrick.
393
00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:57,103
Squidward got hurled on too.
394
00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:01,517
Keep up the good work.
395
00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:06,586
Come on, boy.
396
00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:07,862
Jump!
397
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:10,724
Meow.
398
00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:16,275
Good snail-mation!
399
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:17,413
Huh?
400
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,896
Do you hear that?
401
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,655
There's a fire somewhere!
402
00:20:20,758 --> 00:20:22,931
A real fire!
403
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,344
Hustle!
404
00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:30,896
Huh?
405
00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:33,689
Oh, uh, Squidward.
The siren is broken.
406
00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,413
Could you, uh,.
407
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:41,517
Watch where you're going, bozo!
408
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,896
A fire house on fire.
409
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,586
Talk about your cheap irony.
410
00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:51,103
Help!
411
00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:53,620
The First Fire escaped!
412
00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:02,172
Save me!
413
00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:06,000
Okay. Jump!
414
00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:10,689
Whoa!
415
00:21:11,275 --> 00:21:13,000
Well, that was a rip off!
416
00:21:13,965 --> 00:21:16,758
Okay, men. Fire hose skills!
417
00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:25,344
Mother of Pearl!
418
00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:29,034
Don't worry, you're saved!
419
00:21:29,172 --> 00:21:30,793
Hey! You know--
420
00:21:37,448 --> 00:21:41,344
Did somebody
need three good men?
421
00:21:41,482 --> 00:21:42,793
Meow! Meow!
422
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:46,000
Now, hold on in there, you kids.
423
00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:09,931
Wow!
424
00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:12,275
Ha! Didn't I tell ya
425
00:22:12,379 --> 00:22:14,758
Old Man Walker
is worth three good men?
426
00:22:14,896 --> 00:22:16,689
Hey! Where's SpongeBob?
427
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:18,758
Yes! I saved it!
428
00:22:18,896 --> 00:22:20,965
I saved the First Fire!
429
00:22:21,068 --> 00:22:24,103
Whoa!
430
00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:31,896
I wonder if I can volunteer
for something safer.
431
00:22:32,241 --> 00:22:34,689
Medical experiments.
That sounds good.
432
00:22:34,758 --> 00:22:36,310
This is your lucky day!
433
00:22:36,413 --> 00:22:38,827
I'm also a volunteer doctor.
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