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Are ya ready kids?
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Aye-aye, Captain!
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-I can't hear you!
-Aye-aye, Captain!
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Ooh...
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
-Ready?
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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1 ♪ SpongeBob
SquarePants ♪
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Argh!
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Another miserable start
to another miserable day.
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Greetings!
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You strike me as a man
with a healthy sense of humor.
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Well, boy, do I have
just the offer for you.
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It's a deal you
can really sink...
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...your chattering teeth into!
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Oh, but that's not all!
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Do you like to snap your gum?
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Well this gum...
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- Ah!
- snaps you!
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These priceless gags
can be yours
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for the low, low price of 24.99!
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But if you act now,
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I'll throw in a free set
of steak knives!
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Are you finished now, Dad?
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Aw! How did you know it was me?
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Bring it in, son.
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I just flew into town
on my new sales route
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and thought I would drop by.
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And also thought I would
stay for a few days.
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You-- What? Hey!
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Oh, wow!
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Uh. Huh.
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Very impressive, Squiddy!
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Oh, you really think so?
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Of course!
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I love clown paintings!
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Cheer up, son.
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Hey, why don't you play me
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one of your
famous clarinet tunes?
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Well, I have been practicing
a new song.
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It's the classic
bubble-blowing clarinet!
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It's only 6.99.
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This will be the longest
few days of my life.
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Dad! Can you keep
your honking down?
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Oh, no.
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If you like rubber chickens,
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you'll love this bicycle horn!
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Oh, that's right, boys.
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I've got horns-a-plenty.
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Fog horns!
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-French horns!
-Hon, hon, hon!
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Bull horns!
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- Whoa!
- Just 9.99 each.
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I take all major credit cards.
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But I promise,
I give them all back.
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Please, do not arm
my annoying neighbors
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with even more annoying props!
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I'm begging you, Father.
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-What?
-What?
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Squidward, this is your dad?
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I thought Mr. Krabs
was your dad!
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No, Patrick.
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And I would appreciate it
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if you left my father and I
alone.
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Oh, come on, Squidward.
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Join in. It's just harmless fun.
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Yeah, harmless fun.
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Put her there, Patrick.
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Yeah!
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No.
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Here, let me help you two up.
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Ugh! Well, today was a wash.
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Guess I'll try again tomorrow.
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I just need to sleep for...
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Twenty-three and a half hours.
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You'll be the life
of the slumber party
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with my patented whoopee bed!
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Oh! Leave me alone!
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Always handy
to have a rubber ladder.
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Whoa!
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Oh, here it is.
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Ta-da!
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Now, that's what
I call a pop-up store!
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Hey! Step right up
to Jeffy T's Prankwell Emporium!
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I'm a peddler of pranks,
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a giver of gags,
a trader of tricks.
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You need it,
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I sell a novelty
approximation of it.
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Your friends will be saying,
"Hey! Prank's a lot!"
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Well, I'm saying pranks
for nothing!
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Who would have thought
Squidward's dad
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would be such a lively guy?
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Yeah! He makes me laugh.
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S-Squidward just makes me sad.
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Nonsense!
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Squidward is hilarious
in his own right.
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I mean, his name is Squidward
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but he's an octopus!
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Ha! That was one
of my best pranks.
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That's a good one!
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Can we see more of your
novelty gags, Mr. Tentacles?
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Please, Mr. Tentacles is my son.
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Call me Jeffy.
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There's more where
that came from!
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Here are just a few
of my prototype gags.
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Polka dot soap!
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Dot's great!
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Disappearing squid ink!
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Ooh. Think of all the money
I'll save on pants.
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And don't forget my bombsicles.
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Cool.
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That's right! I've developed
thousands of gags
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over the course of my career.
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I've even been working on...
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the ultimate gag.
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Oooh.
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But it's just not ready yet.
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I can't seem to figure it out.
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-Oh, oh! We can help!
-Yeah!
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Show us your new gags,
Mr. Jeffyward!
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Brilliant idea, boys.
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Hey, why don't you step
into my test kitchen.
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You know, this looks a lot
like Squidward's kitchen.
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Think of it as my gag lab.
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I've planted some of
my newest pranks around.
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For instance...
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Huh?
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Rice lice!
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Some people are
so bad at cooking,
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they can't even boil water.
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Especially not
with a flammable pot!
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He better grab
that fire re-stinguisher!
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-Gah!
-Here, son.
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Use this squirting flower.
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Ugh!
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It's the real fire extinguisher.
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Well, at least the fire's out.
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Hey.
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I'm stuck.
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That's because...
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it's also instant bread!
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Ta-da!
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Yay!
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Get it while it's hot!
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It's a fire sale!
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Now, who wants to buy some fun?
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That's it!
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I'm going where there
won't be any fun!
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Work.
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What? Wait a minute.
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Doh! My cornea!
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Something's wrong
with this money.
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I better go tell Mr. Krabs.
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What?
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I'm not cleaning that up.
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What's wrong, Squidward?
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Huh?
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Why do your teeth
look weirder than usual?
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Rubber teeth.
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And this is a rubber spill.
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And rubber money.
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I bought all these pranks
from your dad.
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Aren't they hilarious?
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Mr. Krabs!
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SpongeBob is being
obnoxious again!
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Huh? Gyah!
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Got ya! It's my famous
rubber boss!
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For only 99.99!
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I can't take it anymore!
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Hey, Squidward!
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Your dad sold me
this giant water balloon!
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Only 49.99!
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Catch!
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Oh, no.
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It's full
of jellyfish!
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Now to do something I should've
done a long time ago.
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Beautiful baby.
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So, daddy dearest.
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You like pranks, do ya?
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I'll give this some pranks
you'll never forget!
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Morning, son.
Looking chipper as always.
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I have a present for you,
Father.
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For me?
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You shouldn't have.
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Oh, but you really deserve it.
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I wonder what it could be.
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Ow!
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A surprise boxing glove?
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I love it!
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And a cream pie?
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With itching cream!
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And a stink bomb too!
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Uh-oh.
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Son! This is it.
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The ultimate gag!
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Ow!
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-Whoa!
-Not my pinky!
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Pretty funny, right?
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Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
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Here, knock yourselves out.
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Yeah!
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You certainly take
after your old man.
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Ow!
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I'm so proud of you for
figuring out my ultimate gag.
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Now I can share it
with the world!
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Ow!
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I'll just go pack up my things
and head out.
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Really? That's all I ever wanted
to hear you say.
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Got ya!
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Ha. Ha.
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And now back to
The World of Gross Sea Life.
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Observe how this ingenious
parasitic isopod
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finds a new home by attaching
itself inside a fish's mouth,
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becoming its new tongue.
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Hmm?
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That's the most disgusting thing
I've ever seen.
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Disgustingly genius!
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It's giving me a wonderful idea!
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I'll glue myself
to SpongeBob's tongue!
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By hiding right in
that fry cook's face,
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I'll be in the perfect position
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to collect
a Krabby Patty sample!
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Well, what could possibly
go wrong?
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Clever disguise? Check.
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Sample container? Check.
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Glue? Check.
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Time to begin
operation tongue oppressor!
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An iron a day
keeps the wrinkles away!
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Ooh. I hope it's a salesman!
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Candy-gram!
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Ooh! I just love
a Poetry-Slam Candy-gram!
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Poetry? Well, okay.
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Roses are red, candy is sweet.
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Uh, eat with your mouth,
not with your feet?
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Words to live by.
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That's it! Eat the
delicious little plankton.
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I'll just have one little candy.
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Who am I kidding?
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Come on, you dolt! Eat me.
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Ooh. This pink candy
looks so delicious...
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Yes. Yes.
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That I saved it just
for you, Gary!
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Ugh.
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I have to get inside
that mouth breather's mouth.
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Maybe disguise myself
as a door to door dentist?
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No, that's not a thing.
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Ew! I stepped in some old gum!
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And now, I just have
to glue myself
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to his hideous tongue.
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Come on. Whoops!
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Yes!
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Mm-hmm.
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"The Tiny Book
of Tortuous Tongue Twisters."
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Perfect for my morning
exercises.
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My tongue has to be in tip top
shape to taste my patties.
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00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:24,000
Tongue twisters?
266
00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:26,137
"The squad of odd cod
267
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:29,206
applaud the sassy cephalopod."
268
00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:31,379
The pain! Huh?
269
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:36,068
This dream scheme
gone full steam
270
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,827
guarantees Eugene's screams.
271
00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:41,551
Oh, boy. Now, I'm doing it.
272
00:15:42,896 --> 00:15:44,448
Morning, Squidward.
273
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:55,068
Ugh. Your breath
smells like chum.
274
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,206
It is a bit stinky.
275
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,172
You try passing through
a snail's intestines
276
00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:08,827
and see what you smell like!
277
00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:11,103
A little breath spray
should help.
278
00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:20,275
Better get some patties out of
the freezer for today's orders.
279
00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:26,241
Oh, no! We're out of patties!
280
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,000
Of course, you are.
281
00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:31,206
Which means I get to make
a whole new batch!
282
00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:32,517
Hooray!
283
00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:34,931
Even better!
284
00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:38,379
I'll have a front-row seat
to the whole process.
285
00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:44,172
A little secret ingredient A.
286
00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:46,586
Secret ingredient A?
287
00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:50,344
Two plops of B.
288
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:55,275
Some C, D, E, and G!
289
00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:59,310
Two cups of this! A jar of that!
290
00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:02,379
And just a pinch of Z.
291
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:05,448
What's this guy making?
Alphabet soup?
292
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,068
Mix well.
293
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,344
Perfect!
294
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:13,482
Now for the taste test.
295
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:15,172
That's it, baby.
296
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:17,689
I only need one sample.
297
00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:22,448
My eye!
298
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:25,344
Ugh. These patties
are kind of bland.
299
00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,103
I can't taste them at all.
300
00:17:27,206 --> 00:17:29,310
Time to get a little creative.
301
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:32,000
Hmm, maybe some
Limburger cheese will help.
302
00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:35,379
Oh, no. Not Limburger.
303
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:43,862
Still blah.
304
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:46,034
Ooh! How about
a little sauerkraut?
305
00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:48,413
Flying Dutchman peppers.
306
00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:50,344
And this old jar of toe jam.
307
00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:56,724
Good, Neptune.
Not in your mouth!
308
00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:06,103
Still doesn't have any taste.
309
00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:09,620
Oh. I've made a critical error.
310
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:12,931
My glue has covered
that dolt's taste buds.
311
00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:15,103
Get a move on, SpongeBob!
312
00:18:15,206 --> 00:18:16,620
The orders are piling up!
313
00:18:16,758 --> 00:18:18,379
No problem, Squidward.
314
00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:20,413
I guess
it'll have to do.
315
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,275
The Krabby Patties are ready,
Squidward.
316
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:24,275
Whatever.
317
00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:29,896
Thank Neptune. I'm starving.
318
00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:31,172
Finally.
319
00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:36,551
Is this even food?
320
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:45,482
Ew! This is disgusting!
321
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,551
I'll never eat here again!
322
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,413
I've had better garbage!
323
00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:53,793
It tastes worse than chum!
324
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:55,931
Hmm.
325
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:58,965
Worse than chum?
326
00:19:06,551 --> 00:19:09,517
What have you done
to my patties?
327
00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:15,310
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
328
00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:17,862
The patties
have no flavor at all today.
329
00:19:17,965 --> 00:19:19,000
No flavor?
330
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:20,827
More like too much flavor!
331
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:24,000
They taste like the
Flying Dutchman's long johns!
332
00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:28,551
I'm afraid your taste buds
are worn out, boy-o.
333
00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:30,000
Phew.
334
00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:31,793
Until your tongue recovers,
335
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:33,379
you're off grill duty.
336
00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:35,517
Turn in your hat and spatula.
337
00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:42,344
Aww.
338
00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:47,724
That's one more
for the failure pile.
339
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:50,068
Time to abandon tongue.
340
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,551
Ah, blast.
341
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,310
The zipper's covered in glue.
342
00:20:00,551 --> 00:20:04,275
Huh. My left armpit
still sounds a little sharp.
343
00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:11,724
That's better.
344
00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:13,448
Hey, SpongeBob.
345
00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:14,827
Hey, Patrick.
346
00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:15,965
What's the matter?
347
00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:18,551
I can't taste a thing.
348
00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:20,241
My tongue is broken.
349
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,827
He goes to Patrick for advice?
350
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:25,000
It's the nitwits
leading the dimwits.
351
00:20:25,137 --> 00:20:27,379
Your tongue's
probably just dirty.
352
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,862
That happens to me all the time.
353
00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:35,689
You're the smartest
smart person who ever smarted!
354
00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:38,275
Give me a little run off music,
maestro!
355
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:46,931
-Ahh.
-Sweet Neptune!
356
00:20:47,034 --> 00:20:48,931
No!
357
00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:59,655
I need
something stronger.
358
00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:03,206
This should do the trick!
359
00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:05,551
Ahh!
360
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:27,896
May I borrow
your hat, sir?
361
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,517
Oh, of course!
362
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,482
It tastes like emptiness.
363
00:21:36,551 --> 00:21:38,586
Tastes fine to me.
364
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,862
Oh, my poor tongue
is just worn out.
365
00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:45,931
Guess it's time for a new one!
366
00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:47,000
What?
367
00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:50,034
Ahh.
368
00:21:58,413 --> 00:21:59,793
Silly me.
369
00:21:59,931 --> 00:22:01,620
Why didn't I do this earlier?
370
00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:07,517
Can I borrow that
dirty old tongue of yours?
371
00:22:07,655 --> 00:22:08,965
Of course!
372
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,689
Patrick eats more
Krabby Patties than anyone.
373
00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:16,379
Why didn't I do this earlier?
374
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,275
Sorry, my old tongue's
a little loud.
375
00:22:19,344 --> 00:22:20,655
That's okay.
376
00:22:24,103 --> 00:22:25,206
Perfect.
377
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,827
I'm just gonna go grab
a bite to eat
378
00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:31,344
at the annual
Chum Eating Contest!
379
00:22:31,482 --> 00:22:33,827
Chum eating contest?
380
00:22:33,931 --> 00:22:35,275
Was that today?
381
00:22:35,379 --> 00:22:37,137
On your marks,
382
00:22:37,241 --> 00:22:38,827
get set,
383
00:22:38,931 --> 00:22:39,724
chum!
384
00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:47,000
Aw. Why can't I have
a detachable tongue?
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